VintageBeef – MINECRAFT R.A.D. – EP11 – Full Wizard!

Hitted intro boy oh you guys found the drum oh do with the NASA bird than ever oh my god this is beautiful we just formed a band there’s wind chimes – I think I think pause could play those I’m just the groupie he’s just a dancer –

Welcome back to another episode of rad it’s been a long time coming these guys apparently care more about their families than you do about recording I just had one birthday day and that was yesterday and we recorded the next day okay so that’s really the previous two weeks

I blame both of you guys hey guys I have something oh I gave you mine you want to switch who do you want to keep mine mending three I think yeah I think mine’s better okay alright I have something to show you guys you ready Oh what was that

I’m going full wizard now you’re yep I am going full wizard I have in love with this mod I got a I got a few I got a couple new a couple new things there’s this one magic missile that’s called that’s called the magic missile then then there’s this ready ignite and then

And then there is I think I already had that one there’s this wannabe light oh this is gonna be handy when we’re going to caves I think it just stays there until like I well maybe not I don’t know I got a pretty cool one – check this out

I call it boat oh hey look it worked on pause ether use boat it was super-funny youth boat on pause all right never never stopping around now are we gonna go on like an adventure or what I think we need to cuz I don’t know what the

Heck I mean we know what we’re doing cuz we have the quests and everything yeah we should be on the lookout for some cows so that we can craft some bags of holding because we need leather we need a lot of gold for that too I think great

What no hold on we also need diamond many diamond to do some of the quests there of whole port oh there’s a bag of hoarding as well oh wait the bag wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute there’s different kinds so if you just

Type in holding you can get an empty sack of holding and all you need for that is one slime one string and five leather where are you just type in just type in sack of holding yeah leather slime ball and string yeah if we look what a leather oh there’s no and I

Thought of it yeah the bag of holding looks like it’s very complicated magical wood and gold and all that one yeah that’s the good one that’s is it yeah wait a minute we probably have enough to make that hold on gold there’s eight gold here that’s a lot of gold We need bookshelves and gold and experience that’s a twenty-one gold in total do you need twenty-one in total yeah because they’re in the top three at the bottom and then you need one gold for the middle piece so stubborn there’s three of us 321 I know math okay okay

Alright okay so let’s get let’s stay on the lookout for gold let’s stay on the lookout for leather because I want something I want I would rather just do a sack of holding if you can carry like a bunch of those instead of trying to find out who me

It doesn’t look natural as a wizard I know you know what I was thinking I’m gonna sacrifice this shield okay for a different shield that looks more wizardy you know what beef was gonna be a warrior you know this one right here are you ready does this not look more like

Appropriate right now stop it sonic said you could carry it I should probably put that out before um you know what I’m not taking any shield that’s how that’s how confident I am my wizardy abilities no shields for me come back one here you go okay let’s go this way yeah what’s wrong

People just is it following or not is that ethos buddy thought disconnected yeah I’m gonna be Beastmaster I think we got a wizard we got a beast master and then we got pause hey how’s it going I can kill spiders see look at that amazing thank you ha be on the lookout

For those we did we found the yeah we found that big tree be able to go a little more to the left that’ll be neutering yeah let’s do that there’s a big tree right there that we we basically just like went here and then we turned back so we didn’t really

Explore that much yeah let’s keep going guys tonight our Whedon we couldn’t find after we saw him initially we picked the perfect time to do it too it’s nice yeah you guys got beds you want to sleep I have yeah I have a white sleeping bag alright

I’m not sure why I felt the need to tell you the color of him asleep that works okay no now we have light I mean I made up you buy them yeah we had a wizard with us yeah all right nobody’s like off on his own selfish little fish I do this

All for Eunice what is this oh yeah I forgot you have the magic jumpy boots oh okay so we got a roll likethere I think we’ve been here before down to the bottom of this cold though we went in oh yeah this is just grab his gold I found gold

Do you guys bolt have jump boost yeah this is gonna be annoying trying to keep up with this guy in his jumping boots I don’t need no one to do it I just feel outright rude rude dude with bad attitude that’s either for you or with attitude

Oh gratitude I should have left my other that’s okay I got a back up some clams here you can eat those right just clam me okay okay yeah this is officially new terrain over here have you guys ever drink Clamato juice dude I have yeah the tomato stuff with clam juice called mots

Clamato it’s like tomato and lamb juice cause it’s like Caesars it sounds I’ve had the what is it v9 v88 yeah should had a v8 I tried that once when I was a kid I was like oh man you know everybody all I hear about is v8 juice on TV I want to

Try it it is disgusting it’s not for the light-hearted then no it’s like what the heck drink liquid tomato even good it’s not even like drinking ketchup it’s just liquid tomatoes I feel like it’s our version of Vegemite I don’t think you’re supposed to have it great I think mixin

Yeah you’re supposed to mix it what is this laughing mp4 I think that’s it’s roast whoa the heck was that noise noise I heard a crow yeah me oh I don’t know if I was a crow but it was a bird for sure this is a very uh barren land

Birdwatchers to recognize sounds yes you can watch that movie Oh what was it called it was with the Steve Martin and they’re like and and Jack Black I think it was and they were like bird-watching it was so funny I loved it beefy you said you need cobwebs right

I need strings well I don’t need it anymore I already I already made my linen do you remember how to ride the dog you have to like jump and just right yes something like that oh there’s something up ahead boys looks like some sort of a shrine there’s something hey

You know those bean stalks that we grew yeah apparently at the very very very top you got up you got to break the block up there to get the reward oh so you went up there and there’s a clip on twitch that someone sent me and I forget

Who was they they did a perfect beef impression it was so funny really well you’re just kind of cool yeah it’s kind of cool oh he’s got yeah you did oh he did a perfect beef impression oh it didn’t anything yeah he tends to do that

Oh I don’t know he just like walking straight that’s what I’m just doing yeah yeah why not until you see something cool this is pretty cool though this desert is that coconut up there pause got some palm trees is that coconut moving oh another one who’s just wait a

Minute wait a minute what the heck that’s coconut why was another one immediately is your dog okay so I can bellow jump with while I’m riding the dog it was just sad fell and then I heard your dog in her getting hurt though I don’t know what he doesn’t want

To he doesn’t want to eat potatoes maybe he’ll like some coconut listen he’s not keep your dog potatoes okay you got to give your dog proper food they’d like two minutes tomatoes tomatoes they gave them a v8 there is more than tomatoes in that – is

Oh wait look Ethel found a castle yeah like your pops tea oh it goes down here aha there’s a door right here it is guarded I no match for us boys wait wait wait let me try it let me try though let me try the light you like oh

What’s your dog doing oh my god you that lights almost dead Wow Oh do you think that whoa what if this thing’s chasing me get out of here silver beep what no that is not mine so this is another dungeon I don’t know if we want

To do this right now do we these things can get pretty crazy if we do it we should go right to them you think so yeah oh no this one is slightly different bothers me yes yeah this this is like hard right oh really these guys like these are armored

There’s a short cast the chat book here I found this way down I think we have tropic Rapids yeah it’s like a island getaway please yeah so there’s skull here I’ll take that okay this I think I found where Paz went down well let me just see you the end of

This no nothing there something push me from behind don’t push him cuz he’s close to the puzzle you wearing pants yeah oh they’re night leggings okay oh my pants are about gone okay guys how you said wedgie for some easy beep your wizard powers are no match for my

Axe well okay body spray no body spray oh man I used to use that when I was in high school already reinforced zombie so glad we made those backpacks before we I mean I got one I got two I think the way down was over here again there’s like

Holes everywhere so I don’t know what’s like the proper way of going down I’m going down this way okay I’ll follow you into the dark now it looks like you’re missing a hat dude oh you know you put on like a we can’t you got a witch hat

That’s not fair I’m the only one loud you guys see any spare pants no thank you oh I just passed somebody where they were leather I don’t know long leather and anything any oh crap okay I’m sorry shoulda picked up some pants I’m flying free right now whoa Oh God

Come at me bro I will use magic against thee oh I saw you I saw you like whoa oh no everything’s fine break that real quick break you thank you hey what’s in here I found a common shard noise leather died tunic oh I found some chain leggings they’re not in

Great shape but hey I’ll take them I’ll take them okay better than a stick in the eye right a lot of things rather than a stick in the guy hey you know this is true but thank you thanks yeah I know I told you they were no it’s got

The jingles I didn’t see it way down how did you live with this bonsai I don’t know just you get used to it oh yeah it’s funny when you would walk by but I don’t know if I could stand he’d rather were no pants hey did you see this comment great comment that’s

Kind of cool what do you do you break it I’m guessing you accident oh yeah you bust them open I’ll take this stuff over here the magic stuff I’m in you loaded up here oh wow okay a lot of junk a lot of junk mm hmm hmm anybody need a black shield

My pickaxe it broke you don’t want that ever dark I might need that we discovered something yeah one of the books is on Wow oh is it a spell electric yeah cool I guess I’m always on the lookout for new spells oh there’s a chest back here

Another shard I found some gold that’s good well if you guys see a pickaxe hollow hollow like any people you freakin rat don’t talk to me that way I’m sorry I didn’t mean you Oh are we going caving I just saw some gold down here so I grabbed it wait what is that

Lays that gold and it’s golden really going together if you can’t melt that you get one thing and if you craft it you get another thing oh yeah that big cave it literally stops right here this goes back up to where we came from miles and miles and

Miles I don’t want that don’t want that what is happening there we go no okay yeah I don’t know you get my mmm magic missle spell ready to deal with any enemies the funny part is this one actually sucks does one Danny you could find like better ones yeah I think so I

Think so I think that’s what I saw in the there’s like beginner Novus yeah this is the knob this is it just has magic wand and then there’s like masters yeah there’s some crazy oh I found something else over here guys okay this is the way down

Oh yeah it goes down yeah well that’s one way down yeah typical fashion for me I suppose I do like these like I know they’re good right my friends help me come on friend come help us okay there’s a lot of stuff my zombies helping does anyone have like an extra

An extra what fired no because I don’t know what to keep what not I know I know it’s ridiculous um one through five leather in there oh yeah keep it zombie heart I don’t want that funky old they want that oh wait I think I do want that there’s a

Potion bag in here pickaxe you’ve got a pick yeah in my in a little loop box you got broken pants again you’re you’re wearing pants cuz you’re my other ones they’re gonna break soon to wonder how good this magic missile is on enemies probably not very good oh oh there’s

Something weird here there was a whistle whoa oh yeah this thing sucks what happened what’s gonna kill me what happened you took me down to two hearts with your floor choppers dude yeah those in our I’m sorry I didn’t even if I was reaching you of either

What you say you found some weird there was like a guy with a whistle he whistled and then he ran away really I don’t have proof of it I think he’s losing it I might have imagined I’m sure that’s why so an iron sword in here I know you guys want it

I don’t think so though you like went into the ground or something through the wall it was crazy okay so what’s over here nothing really nothing oh wait there’s gonna be a squatter here no it’s gone well this there’s a wing down here come here come here

Okay who are you what the heck is that thing I don’t know it’s got a lot of HP though pause oh okay okay a boss fight or something oh there’s there’s should we take care of these guys over here first nice moves Thanks we gonna do like men and jump down and

Get it yeah I think so but first let’s hear like yeah let’s take care of this area sorry okay we can pause a little bit first two and then Faris not yeah we haven’t seen anything like this or no we haven’t we’re either way will you do it that was

A perfect moment for the end of the episode oh no no he is not taking any damage okay I set him on fire boys it looks like do we picked out he is not taking any damage though is he like it’s got to be the sword on the back yep that’s what it

Is you take an outer damage now it’s just a fuse if you hit him I guess I think it’s the sword it’s the sword that do anything set 87% still 87 I’ll take these guys door oh is it when is accident three yeah she doesn’t do a lot of damage

Get him get him okay so is this it yeah yeah yeah hit him hit him from the back from the back of the back I hit pause ouch oh gosh I’m gonna die this is not good this is not good oh gosh I need to get out of here oh

Yeah there we go you gotta hit it is the sword a bandage you gotta wait or you gotta be kidding the ground alright yeah there’s a guy attacking me on this side too how do you use these bandages oh I think you just break all you hold right click okay oh [Applause]

Okay bring down me get hit hit pause alright oh he’s dead this is your percent one more 0.46 health left okay so he’s gotta come on swing swing out God nice that was cool Wow this guy’s not a whiz look at this you can’t use me okay okay okay okay

I’ll give it back I’ll give it back I mean I just think it looks really cool hold on what I look oh wow that looks awesome if only you were a warrior you know that would suit you just fine but I think I think paws is the Warriors okay all right all right

Right I’m afraid of this what is it can you actually swing it yeah you can you’re wizard I’m not gonna do that one hit I know I’ll probably die thanks I [Laughter] know all right well you know what else is we’re at the end of the episode hope

You guys enjoyed it we’ll see you in the next one bye-bye