Wayner Must Survive 24 Hour Minecraft Charity Stream [HIGHLIGHTS] Part 1

I think i think you know you’re gonna get all your problems out of the way and the next 24 hours is smooth sailing hell yeah chad how’s the minecraft volume with the minecraft music i’ve got a playlist going minecraft loud okay thank you thank you for that

Said that they could only give a dollar but remember that’s ten meals every dollar counts yeah hey what what did you okay shit’s already happening shit’s already flying out of me i don’t know what this is so i should preface so team waterfall our mod team has

Designed a ton of [ __ ] i don’t know what it is like like we tested like things that needed to be tested with me that i needed to be there for but for the most part i don’t know what like what is i don’t know what this is uh i think these are

Like packages right yeah okay are these presents presents for me for useful they’re for you what was what is that oh [ __ ] okay guys so this is the the 1666 incentive for donation uh this is a chat this is what we call a chatlet you want to face me where are you going

Hey who donated the 1666 they got their little chatlet right here hey buddy hey that’s my present no no no they [ __ ] rush you okay we need to i need to leave the chat let alone i don’t like the chat lit they’re so happy they might be a threat in numbers i’m a

Little okay so when chad lets it a mass they they’re going to be like their own little colony oh they’re all they’re all getting flooded underground okay i bet i guess that’s for the best thank you thank you for all the presents what was that whoa somebody dropped an anvil

On the chat lit yo which channel was that you just holy [ __ ] it’s like killed you just there’s three more hey guys i was gonna cut that tree down yeah all right go eat today you know that sheep i’m gonna flip out go eat the sheep i don’t know

I don’t know if they uh i need a weapon i need a weapon it’s like it’s nighttime already no no i’m gonna play with them holy [ __ ] guys i have so many presents and i don’t know how to open them oh i think did i just do it

Whoa whoa whoa we got whoa i’m still trying to figure all this out okay i got a flower how do i open my inventory oh i gotta get away from oh the chocolates that’s not a chocolate oh awesome this this might be true this might be tuned a little bit too difficult

No i think you’re i think you’re fine are you’re ready for 24 hours of this right yeah i guess so it’ll get me ready for the uh the bird let me know if this is a good thing oh my god thank you stop biting me i’m in my inventory

Quickly please wait is this not pants oh wait that’s shoes okay i don’t have any uh paint trying to put on two pairs of pants my man what did i say okay i’ve got a sword now no i’m not afraid okay we can cut down the chocolates now

That we have the power i don’t know oh my god there’s so many sorry you’re all getting cut down now oh all right so yeah thank you that does a little cane dance and dance but the goddess is the end so remember that but instantly overtone gives 750 and says

Come and get him obama you managed to stick that up perfectly uh good news we have reached the first incentive what’s the first incentive wayne and co get a ps5 yeah i get a ps5 yeah what does that mean yeah that’s not me thank you uh so i don’t think anyone

Can get a ps5 right now sponsors the sponsors told me this they told me they were like wayne you can’t use the sponsorship money to get a ps5 but i said you know what i said i bet we can raise seven thousand dollars and we can get a ps5 so mods ps5 yes

We did it we got a ps5 we’re going to play we’re going to play bug snacks on this thing yeah come here my inventory thank you for the kane dance and pinelli wayne i’m on a sign look i’m on a sign wayne look wayne do thank you

Oh my gosh do you think your inventory is full yes it is yes i can’t die you need some boxes asap my friend not take my ps4 that’s a jelly bean let me eat that that’s a jelly bean hey pig oh my god oh my god i will eat your socks donate 20

And put in as much of the script from b-movie as they could fit in the character limit which was about 300 characters worth we can’t and we can’t read that because we will get dmc uh cam woodstock gave five dollars and said holly if you see this

Can you please make dr coomer say i bet he doesn’t even mind craft sorry i can’t do that but thank you so much for the [ __ ] i really appreciate that we can’t do don’t ever ask for that in a donation again because we’re not gonna we’re not gonna do that

You wanna hello it’s so hard to summon him no no no i mean i’m crafting that okay these are these things are aggressive that tackled you hutch marco has donated 20 and says now listen to me young man i am talking directly into your ear now

I need you to do me a favor you will do this for me i need you to go to gamestop and i need you to ask the fella work in the counter if they have a bambi on ps2 if you come back empty-handed he will be in big trouble mister okay

I don’t really know what to say to that but thank you god this is a really good one we have 16.66 from what i didn’t understand what you just said please please yeah okay thank you please and thank you so many of you oh there it is there it is it’s coming

Please is coming joshi is that you boy are you back to if you come back to me you alive again that that joshua’s gonna bow you by the way just like the real joshua you killed him this one bit me and made my sword hit the joshua

Joshua didn’t bite me oh you’ll play with your life peepee poopoo man here we go just like in real life joshua dies to unfortunate circumstances a real wayne trapped my imposter i’ll free you but eat a quick jelly bean wayne has a good computer so i think 24 chunks is okay

Yeah like but that’s the thing i have a [ __ ] i9 9900k and look at that look at that cpu frame time ridiculous like minecraft is just what is that oh no that was the king dead san diego it generated in the wrong oh that’s like a horror story it’s horrific

My name is joe biden watch out for dog thank you joe biden thanks joe biden that’s why it was in the rocks oh my god so mira yeah i am building strategically my house you know where it goes flying island baby look at this this just spawned here and

I love it i want to try to build on it it’s going to be hard i think i have to ditch these trees as cool as they are okay that’s a long jump who remembers the time that i did a real life jump in minecraft a fun thing about minecraft reboot

Okay so there’s a couple things here that mean that i can’t do it so i have learned in vivecraft this block from here to here that’s one meter for me to jump from here to there physically that’s like a three meter jump in my two

Meter room i have two meters of vr space so i can’t do it even if i jumped into my bed the um now what i can do what i can do is this you know what you got it whoa the challenge all done good yeah banishy

Yo this is my island find your own shut up bro is my island what’s up not much all right uh so let’s do this okay a one meter physical jump i can do that when oh god first let’s taste it do i have it oh i tried great job bud okay oh that’s

Taken care of uh let’s get back to business we’re gonna build a house we’re gonna try what was oh okay oh someone is saying do you have your ps5 i do have my ps5 don’t you worry don’t you worry that’s important that’ll be the most important thing in your

Inventory we’ll be playing demon souls real soon all right let’s make a new crafting bench let’s start from scratch because clearly i can’t find those chests you know it this is 24 hours so you got time but man you gotta you gotta like build like a fortress so these assassins are gonna

But i need help no one’s in the server nobody’s come to help me um would you like help my friend it’s master girlfriend mr gear it’s master gear oh hey wait i think we found the chest no oh thank god i thought i was gonna hit the water

We found our chests and our crafting bench now we have two crafting benches yay okay let’s actinate them and let’s start building some junk that’s the big one hey hey hey oh i hit you sorry mira what’s up i don’t know who this belt feller is but i bet he’s real cool and

Handsome and generous wow i’m excited i got a nice little treat uh hold on we need to i wish there was a way can i eat food without leaving my inventory like can i ice what the [ __ ] i don’t know how to track that specifically i can’t believe they managed that

I’m making a trash pit i haven’t talked about anybody’s father i need to can you guys pick up my items especially the ps5 so it doesn’t despawn because i don’t know i don’t know where you are i’m especially the ps5 we can’t lose that ps5 you know how hard they are to get

I’m back where did i die okay yeah over there is the massive pile got over there bud where’s the ps5 did someone grab it i did not take your ps5 where is the ps9 who has it i don’t know where’s holding give me that thing thank you finally a good chatlet

We got it we got it no they’re gonna drown me i just got my ps5 back you filled it with water god i just realized that freya’s [ __ ] minecraft skin is gaks oh my god oh it is i thought it was like a turtle okay that’s definitely yeah that’s definitely gex

Uh can you pop it into this box right here i want to hear what sure the song is called fingel’s night it’s by radiaton who is part of team waterfleet our mod team we have a 20 donation from rebellious hellion who says hello oh it’s loud good

Classic where’d the oh never mind it’s cool hey did you know you can put the ps5 no i was waiting till we had a house so we could actually use it what is that heartbeat you hear that yeah i hear that why what’s wrong there’s a heartbeat

Well the ps5 has a live human heart don’t you know is that the ps4 oh it must be the ps5 it is the ps5 that’s scary why is there a human part in the field the ps5 could say its own name the ps5 will pump blood to load games ten percent faster

It has a beating heart wow sony’s outdone themselves there’s so many of them i think at some point we might have to disable the care package uh incentive because it’s like it is overwhelming like it’s another jerry it’s nice if we die oh i’m scared of them

Listen it’s fine i will subdue jerry i will put them in a hole oh yeah bury the chocolates jerry’s donation message was we gotta bait him in he said we’re gonna bait it into the hole we gotta bait it in i gotta bait it in watch out watch out watch out watch out

Watch out he’s hot he’s hot and ready to bite me plasmadily i think i want 35 and says this stream is giving me acid reflux good so far guess yo all right we need we need to like combo break the box on the right i like how you all like got onto the

Server to help wayne build fortifications for the for the teams of assassins that will descend upon the time like eight hours and this is what you guys are doing we got like you have to let it bite you listen the assassins the assassins are a future threat this is the current threat

Okay stop you have to let it bite you okay there now perfect container seal this boo-boo bear within the earth we have a seven dollar donation from catboy benwy who says mr minecraft i’m your biggest fan no more donations like that please but thank you oh hey oh it’s doctor coomer halfway two

Is canceled dead dead got him sorry i’m not taking any more this is chatless [ __ ] you’re hard of hearing something you were never gonna do hey this don’t believe any of this don’t believe what i said don’t believe what gurj just said you didn’t hear anything hey you know what

250 grand we raised half life 2 comes out tomorrow i take that back because what if we do the game the game half-life 2 comes out hang on slow it down all right uh i’ve been knee-deep in jelly bean dude can somebody kill this suckles watch out lebron james tiny left foot

I’m having a great time watching this and waiting for my maplestory monitor refill wayne let me tell you something about women something about thank you for the women tip appreciate it yes keep on digging keep on digging we’re looking for coal and iron that’s all we want right now this is not a

Diamond run so whenever i said that i wasn’t going to use the the pre like the the free diamonds that we get from the care packages if they’re rare they’re not actually supposed to happen super frequently so when we roll that that was pretty impressive

Now dumb water that’s this is a bad time to pour water on my head you [ __ ] or a good time please be careful wait okay please be careful please be considerate of my of my livelihood all right that’s cool baby uh where’s our torches on the left do you think the only threat

Is the assassins at night you’re wrong you have a chat trying to drown you all day trust me i knew that from the chatlist oh i hear they’re here hi my name is wayne i am six this is my epic minecraft house that is a good use of the signed

Incentive that’s a great use this is my tiny suck secret house welcome you have to get here by walking down a hole for a mile and then there’s just a pool and this is my house this is where i live this is my bed now oh oh holly you should read the

Donation that just came in oh we have a 50 donation from lyrax who says a chair is a piece of furniture with a raised surface supported by legs commonly used to see in a single person chairs are supported most often by four legs and have a back

However a chair can have three legs or a different shape chairs are made of a wide variety of materials ranging from hold on a minecraft question is mining harder underwater i don’t know why is this cold taking that yes it is i almost drowned in it

Get me out of here help oh my god all right we need to chill for a moment we’re going to take a break from my neck come on i have 200 dollars from no effing clues who says hey wayne have a kiss thank you wait i didn’t get it yet the kiss is

Supposed to heal me i don’t think i’ve been healed this will come later okay okay we also have 30 dollars from knuckles who says let’s take a dive in an aquatic mine but now it’s a water ride thank you we’ll get the buttery buttery sweet sweet gold maybe i should go upshore

Soon what is that what is that what does that mean what the hell what does that mean help help help help get out of the way hey you’ve got numbers i love numbers what happened what happened oh i hope all our tvs cruise and wayne radio piss

Where the [ __ ] i’m so lost that obsidian the obsidian pillar underground isn’t as like crazy looking human beings in a mob what’s a mob to a king what’s a king to a you can use shovel on the dirts i don’t have a shovel though is the thing

I know about shovels don’t worry you can use shovel on dirt to make make them break what is that what are you oh they’re uh they’re tall why this one why did they spawn that three times dead and for what nothing for some tactical mud i’m so lost you guys go no it’s

Happening again oh so that was a 500 donation casey n hartley who says last donation for a while love everything you and the crew do it means a whole lot to me glad my money is going to a good place enjoy the pillar oh we are we are less than 400

Away from gnomes bounty we are so close to gnomes we are so close to gnomes well uh what now i have to descend live uh why did into a quads this was a bad guy can i hit the water i can okay this is going to be scary

I’m going to physically jump off make it extra bad you’re going to hit a terminal velocity do you think i can cross four blocks from this height i don’t think you’ll be fine all right now here’s what i’ll do we’ll make a we’ll make a plank oh you’re gonna dive coward

No no do you have a pla like just run off and jump all right here we go here we go the wires are up here on my legs here we go damn well that’s a landmark this cliff is scary this is the only thing in the game i’ve seen yet that

Will spawn monsters and that sadly that skeleton dropped no bones very sad about that what was that we had a 149 tip uh from monte thank you hold on wayne i’m gonna get some coffee with that we have reached the 25 000 mark i’m not ready for gnomes bounty

Hold off on norm’s bounty until i get back to base we are now at twenty five thousand one hundred and seventeen dollars and seven cents more or less uh we have reached the gnomes bounty incentive that will happen sometime soon our next incentive to aim for is 35 000

And that incentive is to activate hyperdrive oh that was a lot of good oh my god okay so that was a banana peel apparently the presents can spawn a banana peel and if you slip no i’m one hit from death we have four dollars and twenty cents from rough girl who says

19490 freak freddy freaker thank you okay that was the closest call i’ve had yet the [ __ ] banana peel sent me into the sky i took the falling damage someone made a chatlet named like i survived wayne you did not it said i survived the cave wayne oh

All of you deserve the best and so much happiness and then another twenty dollars from the lgbt community and they say shining force q is a technical role playing for the shining force team’s tactical role-playing game foot shining force 2 is a technical role-playing game for the mega drive slash genesis console

Developed by shining force 2 is a tactical role-playing game for the mega drive slash generations console the vet thank you i can’t believe we’re getting bullied by the lgbt community oh i can we got villagers everywhere damn we got we got a whole why why would

They hang out here remember wait if you die minecraft you die in real life not till night trans rights blm hell yeah hell yeah lesbian rights gay rights my rights all of them hey somebody’s building the house already yeah all right don’t look done i i i’ve

Been i’ve been looking at other stuff it’s one of these houses so far we have oh we have one of mira’s classic like hovels get away that’s miraculous mira’s house style is very unique i don’t know where she learned it must be like a finnish thing but she

Built houses that you can only she learned it from the hobbit she builds houses that you can only enter by lying down you like lie down and you have to crawl in i can’t do it in vr so it’s a house that is specifically built to bar me from entry

It’s not done yet wait mira do you oh god oh the black sun has come oh i love it you have to crawl into a slot on the ground and that’s how you enter i ain’t a bad we have don’t make it we have 17 dollars

Who says i am also sending my love to the wayne radio tv mods you guys are the best then we have a five dollar tip from gnome event who says prepare for gnome event okay hey yeah hey that’s a good point shouts out to the mob mirror where’s home base uh

What from my house yeah isn’t it close oh wait it’s just on that beach i missed that i walked right past it whoa you can swim fast oh should we have boats we have ten dollars from cheeky chimera who says hey guys thanks for all your good work and funny

Streams my neighbor’s septic tank is currently flooding their yard best wishes oh that’s such a [ __ ] sadness oh a trash hole that’s shitty a little bit i’m funny oh how the hell am i supposed to catch him how do i hit this thing i can’t even keep my eyes on him hey you

Little [ __ ] what did it drop oh golden gate that was unknown that one like ran into my sword was that all the gnomes whoa or have they have the gnomes spread to the world they like ran off oh uh here’s the message from the color spectro here’s the message from color spectrum

Hello you beautiful people i’m glad to help the children receive food and kill hunger also could you ask my friend ren where divali is i’ve been wondering for years now not much what’s divali with you is there’s a guy trying to bite your ankles there

You need a lift come here no i’m going to fight this thing he’s huge how many hits how many hits will it take huh huh oh god i need to get why air i need air i’m sorry if i explode your boat by swimming upwards

Oh how did it you missed it there was a chat up here named [ __ ] ass i saw him nice uh i think this chat went careening immediately into the drink and drowned but one of the chats was ronald reagan and their donation message was it’s me the living scum of the earth ronald

Reagan hey the livingston hell just for you to send me back hey ronald reagan is currently menacing me i’m stuck on my tower oh my god ronald reagan lives you need to end him who took my food are the child spawning on you guys sometimes uh survive oh my god sometimes

Yeah i’m being menaced by ronald reagan and act four commentary microwaves you softly like raw meat on a plate microwave you softly like raw meat on a plate microwaves you softly raw meat on a plate i have a question for everybody who glued a chicken to my ceiling

There is a raw chicken glued to my ceiling we have twenty dollars jacks enter the gecko who says guess enter the gecko thanks guys uh let’s appreciate i can here’s a fun fact if i se from where i’m sitting in my room if i look straight up i can see gex 3

Deep cover gekko that’s not good you need to get out of there no i didn’t why would you be in the same room with gex that’s like saying oh that’s not a problem i’m jumping into this volcano on purpose you’re jumping jumping boom bobble bubble bubble bobble

I need to try something can i make a chat let’s slip on a banana peel god i hope so yes that’s unethical oh no now in order oh my god kami that’s just that’s just inhumane tommy what is your problem i don’t know what that means

I don’t know if this one is spawned yet oh but we have a succulent donation from commander zavala that says guardian there’s been a pp incident at the tower the vanguard needs you to return to the last city immediately zavala i’m busy duvall i’m running a charity event for hungry kids

And i can’t kill that you are not very good at this it’s jiggy a feral jiggy chat lay off the men barrels we got enough men in the weiner encampment we’re gonna have to start have you been checking their trades because you have an emerald now oh yeah the feral jiggy message was

Slapping queen’s bum for a good cause i don’t know about that one we have five dollars from scout chan who says call me please stop murdering my succulent is crying but then stop biting us it’s not our fault you little shits keep biting us hey you picked a good spot wayne did i

I started building a maze and i am in fact lost in my own maze oh oh god what was it what what is that huh what is that walker what oh no god no sure it’s five dollars somewhere oh you’re hitting me i got him don’t worry we have a sixteen

Dollar and sixty six cent donation from the drifter who says hey brother heard you putting on a charity stream for the little ones have some moats on me it’s hog wet this is the little one we’re putting it on for it oh the message for song went was open gangnam style

Thank you this is a mess quick quick okay is it coming is it gonna find me this one’s for you sogut hey wait those diamonds are mine master chief from halo donates uh donates 16.66 they say master chief you mind telling me what you’re doing in wayne’s minecraft world

Sir finishing this fight i i i i i assume master chief is coming to attack you uh-huh i didn’t he shouldn’t be on the list of assassins oh no we’re not on a halo that is not that is not a fight you’re prepared for i’m gonna if my chief shows up i’m done

I quit i quit 10 of a shelter here with two sucklets trapped inside what wait a second wait wait wait wait wait wait no don’t say anything don’t say anything well these okay these aren’t the sucklets you got new friends he escaped he’s not in here did they despawn

No they escaped wait a second what’s beneath oh my god uh guys can you all hear me all the people in the minecraft server right now a wiggle flaking is loose oh no the vlogging has reached they put my ass you bite my ass you want some of this come on come on

This is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill the floygan has breached containment come on all right all right okay cool i’m moving hey this is the longest yard go go there oh it’s good it’s just it’s visual okay oh it’s fine it’s howard visual studio perfect perfect camera angle

Someone do a skit i did do a skit do another one there we have we have no he’s moving stop moving we have five dollars from very cool rat king who says thank you guys for the fun streams even if i’ve ever catch them a few times because of pesky pesky time zones

Feed them kids he is drowning he is drowning moving scooch him i’m trying to scooch him he scoots in the wrong way i’m pretty sure he’s running he’s going into the water get him out of the water i can’t open notice we’re slightly scooching in towards the lava okay beautiful camera

All right i’ll do a funny bit i have a banana do i have an in-game banana no let’s get a banana out of one of these we have five dollars from montegatto here’s a simulation of literally i’m holding a banana just like this you can’t see it but

I gotta peel it we’re also gonna take a seat because if i stand the whole time i’m gonna be sorry why why is the monkey trick not working on the banana hey the water’s back i’m peeling it there’s a real banana here folks we have twenty dollars from nothing that logic who says

How does it the going wing oh my god i’m so glad i looked at this banana before i took a bite at it there’s like the brown the most disgusting bruise at the top of it it’s like pitch black i’m just gonna break off that piece of the banana find it find it

Fight it i don’t like them like you’ll feel it i’m not that picky hold up hold up hold up a hundred bucks and we will eat the nasty brown part of the banana okay do it right keep an eye it’s up to you you have you have

20 seconds no i’ll give you 30. you have 20. if there’s one donation comes in the next 30 seconds i’ll eat this disgusting black part of this banana uh no it’s going in the trash two years not half it’s wasteful no you don’t no you don’t you have to take it out you

Have to eat it they gave you the money if i if i eat it i will not be able to finish the stream with i just throw it in the garbage with other [ __ ] there’s like some paper towels in there that i used to wipe up some dust that the [ __ ]

I’m not gonna get that banana i know you’re tired of mining in minecraft with no diamonds to my no diamonds no diamonds uh wait you know the bats aren’t hostile in minecraft right oh they’re not well you’re hostile we never attack you you’re a hostile i mean i’m a hostile

I’ll stop killing them okay but but the bad news is they didn’t give me any straws for my drink don’t use a straw that’s better than the environment just use your big lips a personalized hex for all of you you’re welcome how did you get a message there we haven’t been here yet

You put a message ahead of me okay and there’s a bat and i’ll be nice to it um hey what was i going to say uh yogurt you should like buy some reusable straws that’s what i do i got these like green like hard plastic washable reusable

Straws are great how else am i going to choke turtles though hey that’s not funny i wasn’t even thinking [ __ ] goodbye baby holy [ __ ] uh go team venture three with the 100 donation he says yes for weiner you and the crew have been one of the biggest sources of

Positivity for me in the past few months and i can’t thank you enough for all you do for me and countless others with that we have reached the 35 000 incentive that’s when he has finished his rancho relax so we will hyper drunk it’s going to be a

Long one i’m pretty comfortable on the floor it is going to be a while as soon here comes the air support air support and oh you’re good am i yeah you just got a dozen sucklets on their way that means i’m not good that means i’m not good oh [ __ ] one two

Oh no oh no oh no why don’t you let the pile up help me fight it you [ __ ] that would be cheating that’s divine intervention i love video games sorry i forgive you we have 22 stories who says your majesty ganon and his minions have seized the island of koridai

Hmm how can we help it is written only you can donate to no kid hungry time to lie down in the snow great i’ll grab my wallet there is time your donation is enough penis witness we have a man we don’t need more why did you bite me

My weeness penis i’m kind of sick of you come on i know you know how to swim you know for for the jokes for the kids but you quit playing with your penis stop oh don’t say that one don’t hit you save yourself don’t cheat on me oh

I mean the thing is here’s the thing build around it yeah i could build a staircase but the issue is thank you for the care package but that’s not that doesn’t do much for me at the moment donate water but then if we donate water the house is

Going to be well i guess we could just make like a this could become a way you have an iron oh no what never mind i immediately realized the volley of what i was going to say there’s that big one in the queue i’m folly what is that noise oh that’s the

Playstation 5. another update uh just so a reminder we have hyperdrive it’s going to activate as soon as i get on my feet and i don’t know what it’s going to do i think it’s going to be crazy i hear a sucklet squeaking but is that a sucklet what is that cute

No that’s a dolphin oh the dolphins make such cute sounds now that’s a success oh my god i just got here welcome so much money hell yeah thank you everybody not even a quarter immediately into love like there’s a rotation increment and vehicle rotation thing but actually they don’t actually they

Don’t seem to actually have rotation on so i guess i just have to i do donated forty dollars and said i’m pressing the movie button don’t don’t touch that button this is not touch this is so [ __ ] the fact that i can’t rotate means i have to play standing

For the rest of the stream like it’s either it’s either play standing or take a break oh nice oh yo who got two or three care package pop it open what do we got new hey if i could change my lifespan i would set it to tbd

I mean that’s what it is right now you don’t know if i would change my life span i wouldn’t change i’m already gonna live forever i don’t hear that forever ollie will be the last rtvs member huh click the sign to turn on rotation guys are amazing hell yeah guys knight

I think that i think that cut a part of the message off but just guys are amazing it did it was supposed to say you guys are amazing i’m a new fan and i’m loving this so much but it got truncated too guys are amazing dudes rock

Dudes what rock true that i can drink to that brother what is with this bat get out of my face and cheese 66 from sad cheese who says tony soprano costs playing as duncan cheeto now that’s no they’re dead thank you now that’s what i call

Music i hate those kind if i do i hate to kill mine i hate to take out the challenge as often as i do as i do but you guys have seen how deadly milk walker is like i can’t i need to find diamonds before i can actually fight the milk

Walker that is like the first boss of the night before any assassin appears when i was like glancing over uh the minecraft wizards talking about like putting all this together and setting it up uh i had no idea that that the chocolates or milk walker were gonna be hostile

Yeah yeah i did i knew milk walker you look at milk walker you know that thing’s hot why won’t it break why can’t i get rid of that i broke the sign you can stop now thank you girl you’re welcome thank you for watching i’m gonna get rid of these

Test hou these test doors get rid of these a present for the fishes we shall now rest beneath my underwater dome what a beautiful dome oh nice we can watch the [ __ ] we can watch the squids and the cops we are under seven hundred dollars away from the halfway point the halfway point

Yeah this is relaxing i think we’re gonna take uh like a good little break here not like i’m not gonna leave i’m gonna i’m gonna stay in vr but i’m gonna lie down for a bit oh no no no my house what did you do why did don’t put what

I gave you these tools i could take them away i won’t like you they didn’t spawn water you have your pickaxe out and you broke the ceiling so anvils counter my beautiful little serene private place you guys it just ruins my the biggest risk to winner is that after 24 hours

Hours in the purr man sometimes these messages do not work do you want me to tell you what that whole one was sure the biggest risk to weiner is that after 24 hours in the perfect world of minecraft he won’t want to leave thank you i’m pretty sure i’ll want to leave

Can you get out of my sanctuary sir no i don’t he’s killing the vibe so i’ll kill him yeah goodbye that’s amazing he hates you that’s [ __ ] great he knew how to open the door oh hello dome friend you just bit me oh uh the donation message for dumb friend was

I’m your dumb friend you’re a good dome friend oh [ __ ] what is this oh this is the totem of the undying gur gur can you can you do a task for me can you please take this totem of the undying and bring it to my chest because it’s

Not time to use it and i don’t want to die in here if i get hit by an anvil and blow that the totem of the undying the thing that you guys raised fifty thousand dollars for i could never forgive myself i will take it to your base

You know i was gonna try to spend this stream uh being very careful about the the words i say trying not to say too many nasty cusses i mean you could swear we have every everybody has already long surpassed that at this point so you know [ __ ] it just don’t be

Like the only thing you ought to avoid is being mean i won’t be crashed yeah i won’t be crass don’t i will don’t talk about like you know p’s and b’s if you know what i’m saying don’t talk about those i won’t talk about monkeys and peas it is get him

Okay we’re good ow that one whoa whoa silverfish oh [ __ ] oh no oh this is bad oh [ __ ] oh my god oh god there’s so many oh my god they just keep coming oh [ __ ] run just right no no i’m fending him off i got him interrupted

Silver fish but we just got 420 and 69 cents from shift guys [ __ ] [ __ ] okay hold on wait wait wait wait wait wait what the [ __ ] we need don’t wait you [ __ ] bastard you dumb bastard oh girl let me tell you i was trying to give you [ __ ] stone

So you wouldn’t burn your bridge you burnt your bridges no suckles are not allowed in this [ __ ] in this dangerous [ __ ] place please give me a heart attack uh-huh that was i’m sorry gur i didn’t mean to but that was very funny oh look at all that obsidian although i don’t have

German no longer has a fat dumpie crusher bug no oh you just oh uh don’t have anything hey melody you scared the [ __ ] out of me i didn’t even mean to punch you but you deserve it there you go there you go like this way sir

Right this way no there’s a perfectly oh god we’re gonna get a real nice view of the sun in a second here hey i’m back i got dinner what i missed uh uh they found a dog oh he’s been transcribed where i put it at me with it in the discord

Damn you know from up here the clouds are blocking the view of the sun it’s been a long day and we’re still barely a quarter done oh god but we’ve raised how much right now we had 60k yet just shy what’s the number we’re 350 away from 60k

Yeah yeah right we are talking about we are at 59 687.35 that’s how much we have i got a pillow on the floor i can’t really watch the sunset like that oh my balls uh you good i’m fine my virtual parts just got destroyed by an anvil [ __ ] off

The diamond storm it’s kind it’s somewhat self-explanatory i think you can i think hey hey little guy hey get away from my house quit putting pingas on my house wayne is desperately hoping that today’s charity raises 99 999 yeah there’s no way you guys can coordinate that

If you guys can coordinate that i have to think of a separate stretch goal if you can lock it at 99 999.99 in order to do that you would need the cooperation of every single person in chat because you know there are some sick [ __ ] you you know there’s some sick [ __ ] in

The chat that are like we yeah we need to see him play floyd bros the wait who will never let that happen like as your friend i’m letting you know this right now if we do reach 99 999 dollars i’m donating one hey the party’s here hey hello

Hi am i in the air hi it’s my friend mike hello mike i just wanted to buy hi i just wanted to pop in for a minute i i don’t have internet right now so i’m on my phone hello welcome to the stream mike mike of hlvr fame professional stagehand and gary’s man

Welcome you know me the everybody know mike the squid hey are you going to get that out of here that is not safe for work what the hell guys who did that come on come on that’s immature not safe for child not safe for a lot more bearable for me and many

Others you guys rule love you p.s lesbian rights uh pps here’s a little hell spawn to torment you and bite you you know what you just said i thought though i i really like the idea of hosting a radio tv solutions floyd bros q a panel where people come to ask

Like questions about like us and the things we do and the answer is i don’t want to talk about that we want to talk about floyd bros i mean after i do if we raise enough money i’ll have plenty of thoughts about floyd and bros i’ll have completed the game

Morgan brothers comment like q a help me help me help me i’m dead i’m dead i can’t help you if i don’t know where you are uh break this block break this block with your pickaxe marshmallow with fifty dollars they say buoy i can’t believe i survived that i

Genuinely can’t watch how i watch her run okay he’s pretty sick with two and one oh we double hit him up got him that one didn’t want to help his friends this is practice for the assassins i’m getting ready i’m feeling confident in my sword playing yeah there you go i’m not normal

Batman i think that’s what i’m crying hey hey wayne huh if we fuse would we be batman why because we’d be master wayne gross i don’t want a piece of you i don’t want to use you [ __ ] it was good i can’t believe that i didn’t i didn’t

See the banners last time it is a dunkin donuts something’s brewing something is brutal you’re not lauren where’s lauren hold on let’s be the worst oh i’m right here you’re wearing armor you’re hiding you need to re-enact it something’s brewing a dnd her armor’s not off

Al pacino’s got to take off his armor oh okay some no there’s a creeper you say it you say it something’s brewing at d and d wow al pacino it’s not l anymore it’s i’m your friend say hello to my chocolate blend attica hua la delight this whole trial is out of sight

They pull me back in with hazelnut 2 caramel swirl i know it was you i know everybody want my duncancino can’t get enough of my duncan kids from seven to seventeen oh lining up for my donkey what’s your name you know it’s better than i do which is a surprise

Whoever did that you ripped up the whole [ __ ] carpet oh my god destroy me if you must but kiss me first wait her there’s an eye in my soup chicken noodle and minestrone are for wimps but even for a honey mine can be creepy when it stares

Back at you here was that a mess you have 60 seconds until attachments are released i do fine four three two one throw wide the gates that we may pass the assassins are unleashed the curse of night has befallen you oh and some water now commences the true vision of wayne must survive

Some fireworks whoa wait is this wait what is this are they is this just happening oh wait don’t attack me and i gotta switch controllers i forgot no 7.50 from crabadonk who says what game is this what is that fox that fox is poisoned why is it here

I’m not saying it’s no biome oh hey hey what the [ __ ] is that what the [ __ ] is that clown they seem docile are they i thought they were i couldn’t tell if they were clowns or if they had chicken heads for a second i think they’re clowns okay so they’ve

Made themselves they’ve made themselves known pretty quickly they didn’t attack me though i’m not about to be brash to make the first move and reveal myself because i got some secrets they don’t know about have they set some kind of violent clown trap for you i don’t know

16.66 from scary sucklet who says if you read this please say hi to my little brother noah i know who hey get off my property clown i don’t want to have to shoot you i will we have a 10 donation from yusuke urumeshi who says hey wayne heard that you’re getting chased around

By assassins do me a favor what the [ __ ] is that will ya i know what that is they’re doing clown actions out there that’s so loud okay okay it’s time it’s time it’s time no holding back anymore oh damn that one popped clown assassinated you saw what happened to your friend

You saw you need to leave you need to you are oh my god hey hey you better bide your time and wait oh [ __ ] i got pied for a second hey you saw what happened to your friend you guys got to leave what the [ __ ] the bush oh god they’re hostile they’re hostile

Ah [ __ ] [ __ ] i can’t see oh my god oh my god i genuinely this is this is worse than i thought it would be did i kill one of them at least oh no there’s a sucklet i will feed my dog thank you suckling yeah you got one

Okay so they did respawn how many lives do they have i don’t know how many times i have to they can come back whoa they are they they’re banana parkouring it’s up there hey oh god oh my god i see you running go on what the [ __ ] they’re back the other

One’s back where did where did that pie come from i gotta i gotta oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] i don’t know where that pie came from that was just dodge dodge this man get out of here yeah and that’s a creeper that’s a real creeper that’s not

That wasn’t 25 donation was it i don’t know oh man i’ve set so many things up to just make this stressful as [ __ ] wes davies has donated 20 uh and says love you all also i told my friend that wayne was doing a charity stream today where he

Had to stay alive while people tried to assassinate him but forgot to mention that it was minecraft so my friend was like assassinate him in real life i saw the tip of a clown’s bald head over here oh he’s on the [ __ ] oh he blended in he blends it with the cobblestone real

Good i thought the clown’s got him one dollar from what the [ __ ] where where okay he says assassins killing him oh my favorite what are they doing they’re fighting they’re clowning around i’m gonna go in while they’re distracting they’re fighting the skeleton [ __ ] i got my own skeletons to deal with

Don’t with y’all come here come here come on do your clown’s best oh god the clowns are dodge tanks they’re spectacular show me what the clown’s made of okay the pie is really strong the pie is really strong that [ __ ] stays on there oh my god

Are you okay yeah i’m fine i just punched my desk oh [ __ ] okay maybe maybe a full frontal assault was not the best bet oops you are a little bit outnumbered whoa holy [ __ ] get i gotta get out i gotta get going okay i didn’t know they could do that to me

We have two dollars from gm underscore flat grass who says don’t worry wayne the clowns can’t kill you that would violate the official clown code of ethics they’ve been following that rule pretty well huh it’s true they haven’t killed wayne wayne behind you they’re not here scorpio welcome to the stream scorpio

How you doing hi scorpio you’re not under attack yet uh i am i i engaged the clowns in full frontal combat and they threw a banana peel at me and it sent me like it sent me like 400 meters south i don’t know a full frontal combat is a phrase but

Hopeful assault whatever all right we’re going to feed the dog everyone’s asking for dog being fed moments here you go bud here there we go he loves it he’s happy uh another anonymous two dollar tip or donation rather that says i literally just want to ask scorpio if he remembers uh

Oh from ytv’s though i remember that oh yeah with the oh no wayne’s gonna have a oh oh moment total move i’m dying oh [ __ ] wait it already activated no wait you need to be holding it for it to activate that mods bring me back

Bring me back i didn’t want it to happen yet you dropped the brick we can’t have it happen in the first round totem of undying activate totem of the undying power waiter must survive multiple deaths as was the no i’m using the i’m using the power best vested in me

The totem of the undying see and now i will throw it you know how it works now i will throw it away forever how do i throw it away that’s how i throw it away it’s gone never to be unearthed i have to get the rest of my items clown stand

I can’t believe i died to a creeper sneaking up on me that [ __ ] sucks the world reset five dollar donation from perry burb who says technically the official clan code of ethics says nothing about committing acts of violence good luck well that time the clowns didn’t kill me they just

Distracted me long enough that i got blown the [ __ ] up they’re not happy about it not not happy about it please destroy your furnaces why what would that that wouldn’t do anything the way that we built this house it’s kind of awful for surviving an assassin is it is it finished yes

Question mark you’re more than blown up no it uh at some point we don’t want to build gur that was the whole point we did before now the real building begins redstone fortress it’s a bowl it’s just a bowl for the clowns to surround that’s why my dinner today is these blue takis

We have ten dollars from actually your dinner get some food i’m good that ain’t food girl buy you a rainforest cafe what do you say what what do you eat do i lose chicken loose chicken yeah buy me uh your chicken because i’m buying you some gerds on the way

It’s raw it’s raw though i hope you already mind let’s get back up it’s rotten i’ve eaten it keep your eyes peeled chat i might need your help finding them these clowns keep your eyes open you wouldn’t want anything sneaking up on you the banana peel saved my ass i did not

Hear that creeper what was that what was what i think there’s clowns in the trees oh [ __ ] there they are okay all right no no time for vegan bumpies there’s a [ __ ] skeleton behind me too oh man i thought i had a shot but no that clown zipped out of there

Oh come on oh that’s just a suckling you can’t kill me i’m gay huh too bad i gotta love how the uh censorship makes it harder to tell what it says making something seem even worse in the actual yeah what could you have said that was that bad it could be bad

You can’t poop me accidental three pies means war holy [ __ ] they’re so mobile they’re like bee hopping clown hopping the clowns have learned how to be this is some high-tech [ __ ] i didn’t know minecraft had this kind of movement tech i mean it does now it does when you’re playing as a clown

That sounds exciting oh [ __ ] it’s 9 54 i’ve been clap i’ve been fighting these clowns for an hour it’s 9 55. holy [ __ ] clowns it’s almost time for them to die in the sun you’ve lost get out of here get out of here i’m not gonna

When i hear the word podcast i get so excited so the clowns the clowns of the week is assassins they just came to send a warning i remembered that the clowns were supposed to be first i have no idea what’s in store for us next chat i don’t know what’s coming next

I told you to leave clown you couldn’t kill me a creeper did it you failed your mission go back to your boss go on go on don’t you dare take my crops that i don’t use peeled out oh my god it’s dr breen dr bring on chatlet

Holy [ __ ] okay the remnants of the clowns will last an eternity i’m gonna i’m gonna be tripping over banana peels they left behind for like the entire night i’m gonna go over to that village it’s very well lit there’ll be less monster spawns over there

Okay so i have kind of like nuded myself a little bit because now i can’t see too far away oh [ __ ] there they are what are they i they seemed very happy i saw a happy face they’re happy to see the ps5 i don’t know what they are

Wayne i’m getting i’m getting a notification um that apparently uh somebody from no kid hungry has ordered you food and it will arrive around 10 45. wait what are you joking i’m just relaying the message really not a joke i’m not hungry hey i’m just relaying the message okay

While you’re under attack from assassins let me pick up the door that shorter hey can you leave the food at the door assassins are killing me and what the message said maybe i’ll eat it later i’m sure it’s going to be taco bell oh my god they’ve got [ __ ] that was dehoctor they

Wait are they throwing fingers at me did you just throw thing balls at me okay i need to eat it i gotta find something is one of them rifling what are you doing in that man’s house they’re in the house why are they they’re obsessed with this house i missed or did

I love that i love that dash attack what what is younger doing they’re dead now bye oh that should have hit oh you’re looking out there you go okay i gotta get out of here do you do you want to know a secret about why uh you’re being so overwhelmed by the

The the the smiley people no i’ll figure it out no no wait who put that there i left out that door are the clowns still afoot no no way now the clown’s machinations are working for me i can’t climb this mountain without slipping in peels you know what

Maybe i learned something from the clowns the bloomboys are currently lost in new york this is gonna backfire so hard yeah they like berries soda oh god for that soda okay i see what it’s doing who hit you tito why did you just take damage come on puppy

A sucker slipped on a banana peel and just splat it on the ground i know i know calm down i don’t want you to fight them they’re in our house me first boy get out of my house but i didn’t build okay he’s that one dropped tons of water

Marks let’s try and collect some of their stuff they dropped some batte poppos we don’t want to eat those that’s bad for a body uh have you ever lived in a house that you did build no you’re right you’re right i live in the grover house

All right we get a second chance a second chance at a second chance of life all right all right it bit me eat it eat it there’s your dinner yeah tito got the chaos [ __ ] yeah come out come out show me that dome oh god there’s the dome

That pig was courtesy of an anonymous donation and their message was just screaming oh that was almost a hit i’m gonna get you one of these arrows oh no no no hold the lag holy [ __ ] oh they’re using lag tactics they’re spawning too many things it’ll make hello uh three times

You barely even phase me is getting a little big there i think we can chill i think we can relax for a few minutes because oh god my body oh we are so deep into this hello hello hello hi hi hello i don’t know where hi where is coming from

Hello hello hi hi hi hello hello hello hey guys what’s up if i fall asleep i need anyone who’s in the minecraft server with me to like attack me and like make me wake up activate pig i need to lie down they’re gonna get me here’s the thing wayne we’ve been

In discord and stuff with you when you’ve fallen asleep before and literally nothing we’ve ever tried not even not even starting a fundraiser woke you up true yeah you will be harboring a little dog yeah dog you need to feed feed where are those shots coming from i will feed dog

Come here puppy good boy i i don’t know where that one is shooting me from oh my body i do like that the peepee is described as specifically having committed a dangerous and disrespectful crime all the pee-pees are criminals but there’s something am i like stepping on a mine is something automatically

Attacking me or is one of them doing it they’re not behind me i don’t see their name tags anywhere oh [ __ ] i’m gonna go to my room for a few minutes go to your room forever tito come here come here boy come on i’ll need you peace out for a bit i’ll

Be back later thanks for hanging out lauren bye-bye who the [ __ ] are you and why do you keep coming into my bed oh that’s charleston he he’s also immortal is he chewing oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh god that’s a countdown i’ll wait till that countdown finishes before

Lauren come back lauren what have you left and this happened hey you know what vantage point i see you now you’re safe up here no one could harm you here huh yeah huh dude just what it’s okay just concentrating oh nice damn they absorbed two hits you got a message up there

Do i yeah shrek’s hot sludge we have 500 from ty fidei who says i have to know what happens i am sorry oh no hey thanks for the water bucket to let me get off the the pillar there’s another one oh i i think they

Wanted to put a pillar on top of a pillar [ __ ] well i hadn’t told him about dying though it worked that way last time did it work that way again i didn’t want the thing to happen this early and it keeps happening here’s the thing the assassins

Are not the ones killing me it’s you guys in chat you were the real assassins all along chat you are at the mercy listen i’m gonna look straight down and i’m gonna let the minecraft wizards decide my fate i had a ton of movement dying that was unexpected

We’re gonna blow through our content real quick [ __ ] well welcome i guess it’s time time to show it off the [ __ ] is this find your way through the maze why am i in a maze while i get put here hey look what i have why did you pee my bed it’ll be useful

In the maze maybe i thought i’m so mad that i didn’t die to the assassins that i died did that but are you surprised i guess we’re doing it now oh there sounds like there’s a lot of [ __ ] down here i hear so many bones wringling and wrangling and jangling jingle jangle

So guys we are in the dungeon like whether we whether we like it or not the the assassins watch me fall off a giant pillar that appeared out of nowhere and when i got knocked unconscious they dragged my body here they shrugged and went about their day

Uh and now i got to escape okay we didn’t go this way watching okay heads back on oh [ __ ] it just oh me and the dog got wait wait what’s gonna happen oh [ __ ] i gotta get back to that main room and hope that i don’t get pushed

Out of the [ __ ] into a [ __ ] wall wait this is my escape send me yo it worked i lived [ __ ] you cheated oh my god holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] they can’t contain me it’s only fair it’s limited edition this is scarier than the assassins just being out here totally nude

This is a pg-13 stream okay guys okay guys water does not help the [ __ ] you you people donated for so many care packages when they were doing nothing but filling up my oh my god that’s three that’s a whole armada of skeletons when they were doing nothing but filling up my inventory

And now that i need them we’re getting everything but goat boy uh donated for 24.99 and they say a kissaroo from me to you thank you for the care packages guys we didn’t know it but i think this is like what that was meant for this is what that feature was intended

For because we are like i have a fighting chance now if the assassins do come for me i’ll at least be able to like i don’t think i’ll be able to kill them but i can survive that’s the thing oh no donating to a good cause it makes me

Very randy and that good all right puppy will you eat a pate papa pizza love ponte poppo so that firework we’ve seen fireworks every time the assassins have like switched that when when they switch shifts they fire the fireworks so i don’t know if that means if assassins are coming

Or if it me or if that was the sign from god that i was looking for and that is directing me i was home i would presume assassins [ __ ] i talk nice and slow so apologies if i miss your best move all over i will try to go through i’ll

Try to go through get as many of them as i can and i’ll point out the ones i find wait what was that there was something in the sky oh god oh [ __ ] what the [ __ ] what is that is that a wizard’s hat oh god it’s a wizard

Oh my god holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] we gotta move we gotta move there’s only one way to go gotta move fast gotta move oh how’d you end up in this boy get out get out if if they were right in the assassins are of increasing like difficulty and strength they are

A lot scarier they were [ __ ] bombarding me with spells you should eat the beans they’re not making this easy huh what oh well you okay this is familiar what is this did the wizard hit me with a spell oh he sent you to heaven oh my god i know where we are [ __ ]

Spawn the wizard sent me back that’s pig that’s pig so this was the first pillar oh my god oh my god oh god god i forgot about the peels clown’s at it again the clown the remnants of clowns remain they weren’t they weren’t the weakest ones they left landmines behind

I like can’t always see them i mean i put down some of them too so for all i know it was partly on someone would have to do like some very in-depth vod checking huh thank you lover boy the five dollars they say hi wayne don’t die a little too late for that

But yeah i need to uh it’s diamond storm oh [ __ ] finally is that it one burst i thought a diamond storm would be a rain i gotta stock up i gotta stock up there we go that’s what i’m talking about oh god what is happening what is happening

What are those okay so it’s not just diamonds what is that that was like a person that was like a man with a handout oh [ __ ] i’m not ready oh my god oh [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] i need beans i need beans stat oh my god oh

[ __ ] [ __ ] i got like three health back up back up i’m not gonna die to a zombie oh god i am one hit from death oh please please we gotta get to the steakhouse oh thank you for the tulip kiss oh my god [ __ ] yes we still need to get over

There i need to get a reliable source of food thank you for the true love kiss who gave me the true love kiss belt uh it was i assume it was from y2k vr is real and they say a kissaroo from me to you oh what the [ __ ] was that oh my god

Thank you for the kissaroo from me to you thank you thank you thank you okay i have an idea i have an idea give me that give me that give me that give me that give me that give me that give me that okay i need that i need

I need wood i need wood i need wood there’s no wood in here [ __ ] they’re blasting me what what what’s happening what’s happening oh my god oh my god i’m still in the menus what the [ __ ] okay okay okay all right plan goes the plan starts now the plan starts now

No no no no dude are wizards scared of hell what was that is that them wait i’m glowing oh god i can feel it it that’s a picture of rocket power tito what is that what does that do to me yeah they wanted you to make sure you were you know aware of

Everything you’re you’re affected by i feel it okay so my plan will actually work you need to get those duplicate tools out of your hot bar man leave me alone i’m panicking can’t you see okay wait are they here i think that one was warning me that i

Need to go i need to go we’ll come back for the chickens later please please please let them not be there i don’t understand how there are oh [ __ ] i don’t understand how they’re competitive minecraft players [ __ ] i’m going to attack this wizard yeah [ __ ] brute strength the

Berserker mode come on no god i can’t i can’t deal with that you know there so they know so they so they are absolutely waiting for me out there die good [ __ ] wait one wizard down another left oh [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] we gotta move oh you got him they’re running

Got him got him wait can i get his spells let me [ __ ] craft you [ __ ] shitty wizards i just want to make a diamond sword what trying to make me feel an effect effect effect oh god oh god oh god it’s not actually that strong i don’t know what it’s doing

You probably have to inflict the effect and then use blizzard oh it takes too long to switch my [ __ ] items on this controller whoa hats oh [ __ ] indeed go to hell go in the bed go in the bit that’s just a man i don’t want to trade with you

I got one of them oh no that’s the end ah [ __ ] what aren’t the wizards just the third squad you’ve dealt with yeah so there’s others i keep getting killed by [ __ ] like falling damage though that’s the thing oh man oh that’s it they’re gonna take me back to the dungeon okay yep

Vlogging bros will do for uh what mario id for nintendo yes sega did believe that stop killing the puppies gay luigi yes how the [ __ ] am i supposed to sneak past this i’m gonna just try it and if they notice me i’m gonna turn tail and run oh my god the [ __ ] face

Are you a bad enough dude to kiss a creeper with tongue i’m not going to do that tonight i’m not even going to agree to that tonight uh make it to actually watch hey 24 hours you of course you’re going to make it uh so eight hours you say donate again

Because this cause means a lot oh [ __ ] i think i’m getting freed again oh look i need to find some kind of a clearing oh it’s gonna put me in a cave i don’t have any tools oh no oh thank god oh thank god holy [ __ ]

Oh you can just get out like that if they pay 500 to free me from the jail yes it was all a dream i guess are you guys eating all my food listen i surrender at this point you brought me out of the dungeon what do you want i don’t have anything i

Can’t fight you what do you want you want me to use it you’re tempting you i don’t want to use it listen even i’m afraid of what’s in there i don’t know what they want you want me to be a wizard too that [ __ ] noise all right you’re under my effect i don’t

Know what that does and a wizard hat come on it didn’t do [ __ ] you just hit you just smacked it out of the air like it was nothing all right you know what you know what [ __ ] duke’s up fine i’ll just beat the [ __ ] out of you

God okay i’m not gonna win this i’m not gonna win this all right [ __ ] it my shoe you want it it’s yours my friend get him as long as you have enough is more sure still oh holy [ __ ] face him oh shoot bomb i got him i got them

Is it over you’re a little are we cool that’s just this is going to be a constant i have no idea how much health he has left i cast wizard wait this isn’t wizard where did wizard spell go my friend that’s getting scary i don’t know if i like

I don’t know if i like him i’ll i like watch more i think you should i think more shoot gives you an edge that the assassins weren’t expecting oh god little suckling you’re more shoot is he banging on the door oh oh my friend i know man

I made a tweet about this but somebody said that all the covet in the world could fit into a spoon someone needs to do that so that i can step on it i know so so you know if you ask the doctors and the scientists they’re like we need a vaccine

He asked us we’re like yeah you need that spoon get that spoon going oh grab that man i had no idea that they were out here oh [ __ ] oh okay i need to get crafting uh we need i need a sword how does it feel i don’t know how it

Feels i genuinely don’t know oh my god what was it holding what the [ __ ] you’re separating yourself from horseshoe i know but like they’re in between more shoes they’re gonna they’re gonna take out more shoe while you’re gone oh no they’re killing more [ __ ] while i’m gone oh

Gotta go gotta go holy [ __ ] they’re in they’re in the house they’re attacking him they’re killing him more shoe you hear him he sounded hurt don’t touch him oh you’re a little whoa that’s a good that looks good oh and there’s a totem too i told him with the undying

Yep drop all these ice i like them so i think this is the last thing that gnomes wanted to happen i have their secret weapon already the wizards it took me forever to learn their magics but i have your power let’s see what this thing can do that didn’t do anything

I don’t think it i don’t think it’s working little okay all right uh i don’t know if i can wield it this might be a gnome only weapon let’s try the hammer boom boom what the whoa no that’s what the hammer does i’m starting to think

Fighting in the mountains is a bad idea that was an assassin kill wait they didn’t take me away yeah they’re supposed to take me away i think we need to go ah don’t take me ah oh no no they you won’t have me you