we already ruined this minecraft server

Bah-bah-bah display this is my land you kids get the H off of this place people want me to action Cooper you can annex these nuts and balls brought a lie with you uh yeah Phil’s is the person who’s the best it oh you didn’t ask who feels it was you asked

Who feel was and then someone said to Phil my ass all right got it he’s gonna get him so bad Peter Deez Nuts I’m not probably not gonna stream for much longer I really wish I had my sniper truck to make this go faster you know I have no war crimes happened yet

Technically killed a lot of people oh man is Nick still on you’re gonna commit a war crime against me Nick is the person who least deserves a war crime commander you kidding actually no if he stays within his borders with his shitty cobblestone [ __ ] disgusting creations then I’m fine with it

But if he brings that [ __ ] into other borders he’s getting his ass handed to our survey about this area now I want less emphasis on PPP because guess who’s gonna come out and kill everyone uh-oh the pig man a pig man oh do not let the pig into the premises do not do

Not do not whatever he tells you they are lies they are lies when is Toland Josh oh that’s Poland if I was looking if I was looking at South southern Germany you would head well that’s Bohemia over there you could take that if you want to okay that’s where the

Czechs are but there’s no checks to be had there all right I’m gonna clean kind of stuff south is what I’m saying yeah just make sure you look at /f map to try and keep it consistent like you can kind of see what I’m doing yeah how

Do you how do you actually claim stuff you can do /f auto claim and it’s just wherever you walk yellow claimant turn off the auto claim turn off the autoclave you’re just claiming land in middle and no it’s not me yeah yeah giving him the power of auto claim that

Was yours did you not watch the wife wink stream no I did I was on a train he was like if I die we all and then we died 400 times like it cuz you know we’re doing we’re doing Germany and if we could really be walking on eggshells

I might make some major mistakes you still claiming weird yeah I want it does not the area where we’re supposed to be doing yes it is it’s my territory you’re in I believe I’m gonna take it all this is a mistake the map is down I can do

Nothing uh-huh everything you are you are he is he is gonna start claiming France dd Europe it is my jutsu [ __ ] could you please play it on my at least turn it off Charlie no Charlie claim you do / auto claim to turn it off if you’ve

Turned it on before genes not on I can’t turn it on it is most definitely on right now no it’s not I am manually doing this do you why why there’s nothing to clean up the claims I think I’ll delete them do you want to carve or

Do you want to be weak why don’t we start with like the land that’s actually a part of Germany is this not no this is all part of Czech Republic I told you this three times and we can check it off our list of places to claim where are you Josh

I’m gonna claim this mountain oh people are saying use F claim 100 no don’t that’ll shut the server I’ll shut the server off I’m not going to toys and I have to go you know you can’t just delete the ball yeah I’d have to either remove every claim I’ve already done or

I have to go through individually and unclaimed them all by a command this is this is not fun currently right you do this I this is all I’m this is what I tried so i expense so much no yes no I’m looking at the map that you gave me okay

And it so it’s this you know let me look at my mini map right now oh we are not in the right area at all oh hey hang on let me turn a little bit west yeah you need to kill more West Charlie little I

Just need to go a little more West you go a lot more West dude they can just buy it from us could you do slush F&F real quick and see Utley did I [ __ ] know what I did no I gave us I gave us another piece on the board you can give

Us another piece on the board is another choice another hot we have a certain amount of claims we can use we’re gonna be rolling in foreign goods I can’t fix this why would you want to there’s nothing to fix okay it’s our kingdom and it will be glorious Josh that’s not sure there’s

Nothing to fix charlie it’s just a giant square will be my subjects people si can colonize England can we do that No okay now my calculations are correct no they’re not I guarantee they’re not okay I’m gonna go a little further Charlie why don’t you just pull up the map and

Look at what’s going on shot I’m taking back the land that we Germans have deserved for so long and after all you have gone into France okay you’re almost in France stop moving stop moving stop moving stop moving you’re are in western Germany right now right you crossed the

River where’s Chris you crossed the Rhine it is the brain itself it is literally like five blocks south of where you’re at right now they got the bread Josh you know I’m a gamer you’re gonna do that you’re gonna it’s just I don’t even want to play I spent so I’m

Topographically challenged or what but I’m looking at this map that you sent me yes looking at this map that you sent me and it is showing the borders that you have drawn out for me and to my knowledge I totally suck at this look at this you can see where exactly you are

Right now no here’s the word I have that open Josh okay you’re inside you’re barely inside of where you have been given you a 100 you’re in Belgium what do you mean you’re a Belgium no I’m not bro you’re straight-up reenacting World War two all right now I cannot even

Believe this is happening right now I cannot believe it this is I’m gonna have to reach them you have to restart everything this is a we have screwed I’m single reenacting World War two I say you don’t want to be on this side reading I think World War two no I don’t

I don’t I okay listen Josh I’m in my territory we’re in trouble oh wait my map is not my map hasn’t been reversing yeah why don’t you refresh the page real quick then you’re in southern Belgium sir [ __ ] yeah Josh I had no idea you also claim all the Czech Republic actually I

Was I was wondering what this huge river was but it’s the ocean that’s yeah because I’ve reached the edge of this England it fits across the ocean then yes that’s England zoom in on English land and just jump in the water I don’t know what I’m

Gonna do I have all this I don’t know how to I can’t unclaimed all this did you claim into Italy dude me yeah I’m pretty sure you did what sort of spices I got in Italy okay we can salvage this we can take this powers we could take

The Czech area I think we can do though that’s just gonna be so much work this is what they were worried about well who was worried about the devote allied the ILA Allied powers good good oh my god could you give that back to me actually

Wait did you I just gave you leadership of the entire faction I don’t have it anymore I’m sure about it myself F admin a my username charlie and you’ll even I will check up on you don’t hey hey don’t worry about me I know it’s already ruined I don’t care

Anymore – that was almost real bad nothing bad eleven invading France Episode one heavily invading France you invaded France through Belgium – that’s true Hey If I see Tommy I’m [ __ ] swinging I don’t care if I die oh this is your only chance to warp click do you didn’t know right no I do f1 here do not you what’s up north there are my country I’m killing you by the way you may make

Water you may wonder why I said bones you to you you’re French yo they invaded you yesterday yesterday yeah and then they start because it was where are you Cooper have a proposition is a quick one it’s a quick one I just knew basically No so I’m I’m all the way

At the top right okay and you’re all the way at the bottom left of this great continent yeah you see the Americans you were French no I know I’m Quebec oh I don’t know how to spell Quebec yes so it’s so basically right big old train station Cooper going

It basically is gonna send you all the way to Europe had like a hundred 60 milligrams of caffeine it’s fine we’ve we’ve got a slot stand with us who I’ve told to be quiet so listen up you know I’m like I told you get out of my

Country don’t worry about him he’ll be better soon no I like out like out like go go he’s a nun with its mom I already proclaimed it as loud no Tommy’s in my land your country go go to Arizona I’ll see you later making a huge like transatlantic rail service right there’s

Gonna take you all the way across the Atlantic Ocean yeah yeah all I ask of you is that you could make like a train is back sorry I bourbon this is mine now oh yeah there’s a map I forgot you can’t kill them all all right it was cool playing this

Server but I think I’m done I don’t play with people that offensively take territory that was unclaimed from me last night when I had already claimed my entire area by the way so I’m [ __ ] everything got unclaimed it’s Cooper’s unclaimed let’s carry on I don’t know if

You want to deal he’s got to go to Arizona told me good Arizona believe I’m at the Grand Canyon so I’m gonna make this quick then all we need all we need is a train station and for you do a little bit of a little bit of train

Tracks and then we’ll connect it up somewhere I’m also gay man this Canyon sure is great you please shut up yeah I mean I have to get some stuff first I haven’t really played it there’s no there’s no like time restriction at some point please Travis like one second

The one the rain came all right I’m down if I get to access it and go to a [ __ ] euro oh yeah oh yeah yeah you can also charge me before I’m charging through I’m charging people to go to the Grand Canyon Americans pay less to get to Europe and

Europe pay more to get to I’m gonna nuke the Grand Canyon so no one can have it All Right see ya we’re gonna go and fight we’re gonna go find Tommy Tommy why you underground get out hey scoop later dude Cupid you know how do you

Know how to claim land Cooper it’s slash yeah I do and I claimed all of it and then it’s gone now wipe wipe today and what today you just do it just do /f alter claim and it’ll just okay Tommy the grand show me it come with us

Tell me we’re leaving just hit me all right well I mean I guess we don’t really need a train station in San Diego but like Tommy the Alliance is off of you the Alliance is off just just get in the plane and go this is my land you kids

Get the H off of this boy Tommy get in the plane in the plane no but this I wanted I think I can talk right in the face I’ll punch you right in the bomb if you don’t get in there are removing yours now please Tommy Travis San Diego team business here on

Out we’re abandoning Tommy as an ally thank you for doing business with us on my property I think it’s lovely door ha am I gonna get in so what happens now what you go to somewhere else cy no Tommy’s allowed in San Diego we made this line tell you why I bring to

The table I don’t care I don’t care don’t I don’t know I want to hear nothing get the H out my territory yeah barking dude listen I will unleash the hounds on you if you don’t leave let me Adam he’s a monkey even the scarier dude they’ll rip your nuts off

You heard of Joe Rogan monkeys will rip your nuts off hey don’t go around town monkey yeah that’s right kidnap play you scare me Maya oh I’m in the passenger seat that’s why get a bag get it right there go go get in that plane yeah yeah I just played

Minecraft sir I know I can Wow you’re using weaponry boring no I open the door you come here oh no no no Cooper you seem a lot more reasonable you know the laws and well within my rights you just a monkey on me yeah all right well that’s it you’re officially not

Allowed in San Diego ever again please you are you know how do you break the [ __ ] I need to salvage this for parts how do I get rid of retaliate can we just I didn’t mean to kill the mooncake you absolutely did you you swung your

Zode in my head has gone you are an enemy on this states you are next I need a foundation for kind of things like this like an FBI or something hey meow I listen to goop we got a cease and desist [ __ ] we’re not goop anymore No get out bro thank you James

Key for the raid leave my feral animal did what what is that posed to me he was defenseless he was defenseless and you stabbed him in his jugular bro me man Josh you just is so much turbulence dude that was so Tommy in it Wilbur and Charlie came over and

Wilbur was being very cordial professional a real business man I respect the man and he was plain doesn’t even work you’re getting a teleport shut up let me talk anyway he was offering train station in my land that’s so lame the transatlantic train station well it

It is lame in concept but it means I get to get to Europe really easy without like nothing much at all so and I can charge people for it which is kind of pogchamp and so I was like all down for it and stuff and then his friend Tommy

Came in I decided that he’s public enemy number one of San Diego and I’m just like no sir I’m only accepting if he leaves and he just wouldn’t leave and it just kept getting more and more escalated and then at some point he killed Travis and then he thought a

Point it was really murdered me and now I have to squander my way back that’s very much not a word that would be used in that context by I respect the effort