WE MADE A REAL CASTLE SIEGE IN MINECRAFT

Hey so you know this super awesome siege of helms deep in lord of the rings yeah what if we made that in minecraft this is castle siege a custom map made by me and a bunch of my friends it has working seeds machines like trebuchets towers to climb the walls with tnt cannons

Arrow shooters and other working mechanics it’s even got suicide bombing giving your life for the cause hi there castle siege is a pvp game mode the red attacking team versus the blue team respectively called the blue paws and the red claws oh we nearly killed coney with it the

Castle siege is split into several sections the first section is the outer wall which is breached with the siege towers attackers must collect coal to move siege towers one step at a time until they breach the wall they can also mine iron to fire the trebuchets to cause disruption on the walls itself

Holy [ __ ] oh my god once the siege towers have breached the wall the attacking team can go and open the main gate now they’re in the first wall from here they must go to the blacksmith and gather a crucial block to activate the tvt generator This tnt generator will give attackers a tnt on the head which they can use to explode the walls of the second layer it’s tricky and it’s timed so you gotta protect the tnt user once the final wall has been breached the attackers have to get in and kill the king cat

Lord kenston team the defenders can win by either defending for long enough so the time runs out or you can play for highest score of this defending team anyways that’s basically the gist of it so uh let’s see a match shall we we’ll start with the attacking team

I love you know the subtle message on your t-shirt is that good it really takes that you know high iq to understand you know the subject oh my god oh wow Holy [ __ ] Oh my gosh you did that without even touching me what what just Last time the respawn system broke because somebody put a boat on top of the pressure plate i think i think someone just placed down a boat probably i shall be a meat shield that’s all i’m good for okay missed oh this is oh i call this nicole is coming down at

The left side okay sorry oh i have a piece of wing i have wheat do you want it look look wheat it’s it’s like bread but more pure oh my god oh my i’m just gaming okay i got him oh that’s a lot of arrows ah no no no

Oh that was a good head oh i mean you can [Applause] got all the blues over here i can’t hit everything i want to protect you anyways i’ll protect you grom thank you my halo oh [ __ ] sniped let’s go i [ __ ] sniped him oh larry’s coming i wouldn’t be too worried about me

Run him over to siege tower kill the [ __ ] really goodbye larry you’re peachy trying to put your crossbow in your off hand then you can’t have a sword and a cross but at the same time Here peachy i got an iron pickaxe we can both mine some here i got for you yo oh no oh no yeah no no no no no why don’t you put the potatoes in your offhand um i put my crossbow in your hand that’s all that also works ow

I thought about that but i don’t multi-manage combat very well i’m coming james no no james no come here How did you blow up your canon deck limo [Applause] revenge yeah nice nice definitely oh holy [ __ ] oh my god well i just sniped bob with the treasure chest right on i somehow killed someone with only a heart and i was called to try hard

Oh yeah we just need a little bit here we go let’s go I am almost dead okay let me lead the charge oh [ __ ] if i can’t there we go no cool get over here let’s go hi james i’ve barely seen you how’s it going dude how’s work oh goodbye two of them should be enough to get through to the blacksmith bites i don’t

I’ll try and do some defending i’m sticking just in case i think they’ll i think the rocket hit you no i hit the price no how could you no you monster maybe yeah wait we can okay we can try and use the wall to get over if we use the siege in

Towers we can walk up to the to the top pretty easily you’re pretty close literally an opposite team i just saw you doing fighting nice i need healing oh mistakes there’s like okay there’s four of them there though it’s like the first time i’ve seen an actual good blacksmith defense

This is the second time i’ve seen it what is that it’s again i think it’s a trippy shooting real easily if someone jumps down [ __ ] you you’re shooting me with an arrow okay that’s fair defend them defend Pain okay it’s it’s ready here i’m gonna wait for people a little bit i’m gonna take it guys i’m gonna i’m gonna say you guys go ahead and i’ll uh actually i’ll blow up the left side if i wait did i not get it oh no okay

Go go go go go you have a bb no no left side left side bob and alternate entrance nice and just just yeah yeah giving your life for the course hi there oh shoot try hard [ __ ] you [ __ ] you yeah let’s go suck if you’re no no drama

Give it like a couple extra seconds should be good all right here we go [Applause] i got you you’re coming off okay got it watch out i’ll distract him don’t worry he it’s no worries would you get it i don’t think so [ __ ] okay oh [ __ ] i stopped running now i can only okay it’s gonna walk i’m just gonna casually watch more hi guys [ __ ] Quarter it like it’s wait hard wait if phil can we get through like this yeah you can get through on the left stop me but we can get you on the left i’ll show you should we my god i was wondering who was continuously fighting the trebuchet the entire time

Okay wait wait wait around i get around here oh ow oh no no no then you go your [ __ ] um [Applause] yeah this is just it’s been a long time i feel like my cheating what happens when you’re against you should consider protecting the throne room instead we can get through i really don’t know how to play You just can’t let’s go [ __ ] you there he goes i’ll clear them holy they’ll try [ __ ] you you did it [ __ ] let’s go wait what All right that was from the perspective of the attackers the defenders managed to get 1618 game time as a score so to beat that we either gotta defend until the game ends or defend longer than that time let’s go all right here wait wait here you can have two

Here do you know how to use it ah okay so place it on top there is it is it about time do i just it is side timing i’ll tell you when to press it just put it place it all right press the button on the back here and then

Count about two seconds and then click on the tnt one two two i know nice there we go and then you just repeat that that’s simple Oh wow order will everything blow up yes well it only blows up if there’s no tnt to throw the tnt out with okay Totally easily break oh oh [ __ ] did you get that one i nearly hit i nearly killed josh i like hit him in the back he must have like gone down to like no health oh oh who nearly killed coney with it oh my god all right

I nearly killed josh with it as well firing i’m very bad oh [ __ ] holy [ __ ] triple kill what the [ __ ] does it say yeah you clicked it just too early you can wait even more actually to be click oh that’s way too high oops hello hello i got triple killed by trebuchet oh

It was insane oh my god i’m coming with you okay okay here wait wait i haven’t yet come come with me i also need the two times i took a lot more damage there’s actually like a secret stash of fire in here they know we’re here i’m pretty sure okay

Okay go to the tree i don’t think they see us we’re just gonna flank him Oh yeah he’s an easter egg by the way time to time to take it and spawn the weather it’s an inside joke you wouldn’t get it i don’t Give it a second Just wish to wail on He’s yes spawn kill yes it’s working this is happening to us it’s so worth it let’s go [Applause] let’s go no that was [ __ ] great that was so good because we can actually get out now i think there are people here i think okay peachy place some nice okay if you

You can still go okay wait okay okay okay i’m gonna get out yo demo what we did me and my safety just like literally sneaked around the corner threw the trees into their spawn and then started spawn killing people it was [ __ ] hilarious oh actually they might have hit it

Against they might not be able to i’ll check open them oh jesus that nearly hit me [ __ ] they can’t okay did siege towers oh [ __ ] i’m so bad [Applause] that was my tnt cannon it just had a tnt there unshot so i was like oh i’ll shoot it cool let’s [ __ ] go

Oh [ __ ] Son of a [ __ ] yeah you can you can use the braces to do fire arrows Hiding in the house i’m so used to shooting at you that i just instinctively thought you were an enemy i took it like i know the blacksmith [Applause] [Applause] Please don’t leave me as the only one at the blacksmith no no no no i’ll stick here wait i’m so trash at combat larry’s on the side no you don’t see me you don’t see me on the spot [Laughter] spy get out of here oh that’s just cold [Applause] ow [ __ ] that hurt

He’s coming down don’t wait [ __ ] no why must we always be on the on the opposition spine tf2 no i’ve been backstepped uh over to that side i think a minute Broken um what about the other ladder there’s another one on the other side [Applause] hey james how’s it going ow that was mean no you i’m good i’m going down after him hey james i i want to say hi to you up close real quick no no no no that’s not necessary

I saw you okay [Applause] oh are you kidding me yes or what how do we get over these this here oh okay okay nice nice oh [ __ ] i’m gonna have to go and put help protect oh [Applause] would you like to stop a stick i want to talk about a lord and savior blue pose no yes let’s go let’s go oh you kidding me oh come on how does that knock you out uh okay um demo we need like a middle wall here because they can just parkour

Over the middle over the middle it is what i’m saying hi james no dammit how little were you one heart oh my god again oh all right it’s revenge time spam clicking will not get you far you have to let you charge up and then jump and hit me while you’re falling for

Crits no all right so finally someone explains that [ __ ] nice what why didn’t i because we killed you no that’s they’re coming here i’ll stop people from killing you damn this looks bad huh [ __ ] [ __ ] [Applause] you got the kill oh Okay dang it oh i’m tripped again wait i’m a turret Here unfortunate placement that was really sad [Applause] okay [Applause] no no okay let me show you there’s a button here what is oh [ __ ] [Applause] okay we focusing on protecting the kitty cat never getting through you can just walk on top of it it’s very funny nope very many right people they’re going on the side oh no no [ __ ]

You Oh yes [Applause] [Applause] i’m on fire i’ve also killed you many times larry how much does it happen it’s uh still got like 70 health or something how do you knock it on fire what the [ __ ] you little pesky are you gonna be the first team to win us blue for real

Let’s go how much help how much help does a cat have oh seven left side chance let’s go oh my god i can’t believe it holy [ __ ] literally at first [Applause] is this gonna trigger no game state is zero trigger gg holy [ __ ] Hey thank you so much for watching if you wanted map for yourself to play on you can go to the planet minecraft webpage where i uploaded it you will find the link in the description anyways thank you so much for watching uh this was a massive project long time

In the making so i hope you enjoyed it see ya and subscribe for more