we took a kid to Minecraft VR for the first time (gets emotional)

You’re gonna see fly yeah bus shows a lot rican yato free kid get off why why give us your strongest most powerful yet that you’ve ever done so Rican has never played minecraft of VR before which is strange because you’d think for someone named reek it’d that it would be his

Natural habitat so I set him up with Minecraft VR that was a mistake have you ever had to chase a screeching kid around a forest it’s a bad time to huge mistake I am NOT a good babysitter there was one point where he screeched so hard I thought his eyes we’re gonna

Pop out of his [ __ ] skull it’s trippy isn’t it like my time look I’m currently looking at my childhood I used to every day when they come on imagine being like he’s so immersed that I was like actually in this [ __ ] world and now I’m just standing here come in look all

Of this is yours Rick everything the light touches is mine is you know you can actually use your hands to do stuff don’t you oh you try this get in the water and swim okay for an actual swim black forest your breaststroke nah no no yeah check that you can use

Your hands to buck the light welcome to Minecraft this tell Jake it’s bringing me back to a simpler time with I could sit down at home grab a grab a pack of twisties and just sit down and build whatever the [ __ ] I want play with mates

I’m crying every kid is crying I repeat it’s so beautiful isn’t it it’s all yours oh [ __ ] I was trying to share good moment with you and you stab me in the eye you stab me in the eye chicken looking well wicked it’s time that we tell you son we’re actually

Brothers were twins [Applause] calm yourself I will I’m gonna delete your four line account if you don’t come back here right now we’ve had just about enough of you I’ve just water never slap you but I’m good dude my boss smells like somebody shat in the

[ __ ] vent he did so that was the story why I’m in the village because I kind of blanked out like he just gave me like this big thing of powder and I was just like no it sounded sound like you just penetrated a pig I want you to kill

The Sheep down there get it I’ll go break it here on the lace she’s itching to get on that tree we’re here mantra oh yeah you want a tree that’s a boy literally everyday tasks like cutting down trees you go full autistic what is wrong with Minecraft this is the

Time in a place it is now oh my god you killed him what my petit kids gave me my MA you stay the [ __ ] away from me you mean my mask don’t think I haven’t been the [ __ ] Punjab before give me my mas better watch it come come at me a [ __ ]

Dare you I will call Child Protective Services I’ll slap that blocky smack straight off your face you little [ __ ] I want a full apology for that little stunt you pulled great kid I’m not happy with you mate radish don’t you talk to your father like that look what you did

You made him cry it that’s how he this is the folks stay that’s what he’s always like it’s because you treat him like an animal instead of a person maybe if he’s still acting like an animal I wouldn’t have to treat him like that [Laughter] relax right Hey defective oh [ __ ]

I years with the crops what are you doing again literally every kid the tornado though you just wiped out the whole chili bison just give me a little bit of the cat give me a little bit you do not ride raise your head to me Molly to not looking directly in the ayats

It’s a sign of aggression oh this is why go back to your home we don’t want you to see this you leave mrs. white out of this you have crossed the line this time ah you just slapped me with a carrot that is the most offensive thing that

Anyone’s ever done to me you have tarnished the sanctity of this world I honestly to have no idea where he is where’d he go he went over there yeah you went over there this is mine crafted it goes infinitely he could be no I

Swear I just seen him up there I swear I just seen him up there okay anything tried to get use your eyes okay wait my actual dad you didn’t even come out of his dick what are you doing what is he doing what are you doing what are you doing [Laughter]

You chicken mask you’re a chicken a chicken a chicken fly yeah Laurie get sorry chica bus shows a flower Rican [Applause] yato free kid get off why why give us your strongest most powerful yet that you’ve ever done exploded into vegetables nutritious food full of veggies that’s like something that have

It like a Christian birthday party excuse me have you seen read kid looking for ease about this I know you have him where is it where is he Ricky we can’t tell where you are your screams not directional their mono we free twice if you’re in danger

Andrey once if you’re safe nice he’s safe twice are you doing in there holy [ __ ] so much he’s just been screaming that much his brains like literally [ __ ] pain he’s popping vessels Pro literally he’s eyes are gonna stop bleeding and [ __ ]