where i’ve been…

So you guys know me as the dude who uploads every Friday but where did I go in January did he quit did he get sick did he go to the gym every day oh wait I wrote that comment um did he die well I did almost die oh

Yeah I’ll tell you that story in a minute but before I do let’s watch a quick cookie rewind of the best moments of 2022 shall we it must be weird having seizures oh my God all right so where have I been this entire month no I didn’t quit I didn’t

Get sick or die and I totally didn’t get tired of working so much or never going outside and touching grass heck I can’t even touch grass there’s snow outside six months of the year and look at all these giant dead bushes IRL like I was totally doing just fine I burnt out yup

The classic YouTuber excuse burnout but it’s true I overworked myself and I didn’t really focus on my health I was only focused on making YouTube videos for guys to enjoy so yeah I took the month off to relax and I did some pretty exciting things for example I took my

Family on a vacation trip to Mexico our family didn’t grow up super wealthy both my parents never went to school so money didn’t exactly grow on saplings for us so this was our first ever vacation together as a family and it was pretty great you know we did so many fun

Activities together like eat lay on the beach eat again swim ah you thought I was gonna say eat I got you we actually had dinner instead and then sleep then repeat the next day jokes aside though it was a great time for all of us and we even went whale

Watching we saw a few humpback whales that were almost the same size as me and my brother decided to film it all on a time lapse mode nice you had one job bro we even saw some orca whales I guess it’s another type of whale I didn’t know

I came in so many different forms and our guy told us that spotting orcas are pretty rare citing only happening like once every two months so it was a pretty big deal while you may ask well I don’t know maybe because we are in a boat race

From The Fast and Furious when our captain spotted the Orca Finns all the way in the distance in the ocean I have no idea how he even spotted them so far away in the Ocean Rose got OptiFine turned on with his render distance set to Max let me tell you it got pretty

Intense I I put my hand out trying to paddle to help speed up the boat so we could get there first I was probably just slowing down the boat but anyways out of all the boats that arrived at the spot the orcas decided to swim towards us because you know I’m just delicious

That that was pretty cringe but right before the orcas decide to swim underneath our boat I decided to dunk my camera into the ocean and tried to get a good video of them swimming under us and what you’re about to see will blow your mind just look closely there are sorry I

Had to do it but I just got a shadow of them it’s still pretty cool though I also went on a skiing trip with a few friends they told me it would be like a decently sized Hill and I would be skiing down it but like when we got

There it was a whole Mountain like I couldn’t even see the tippity toppity it was like dynamosaurus uh gigantom asaurus so it took around 20 full minutes to get to the top of the mountain on a chairlift and I totally wasn’t nervous at all like come on like the a cookie

Got getting nervous like come on man that’s not possible I’m kind of nervous I’m kind of nervous I’m getting a nervous poop so you’re getting a nervous dude yeah I’m kind of nervous I’m getting nervous bro I get nervous looking at the fence yeah just ignore all that um I’m a pretty professional

Skier to say the least so I don’t think I’m gonna fall or get hurt or anything oh I’m sorry Josh you came out it came so fast I can’t tell how fast I’m going okay that wasn’t my fault my friend was in the way all right like what do you

Expect me to do ski around him come on there’s like nowhere else I could have went who do you think I am the Michael Jordan of skiing like I’m only the LeBron of skiing because LeBron’s a little worse than MJ but to be perfectly clear I didn’t crash into him he in fact

Crashed into my skis honestly watching it now it looks like I purposely aimed for him and tried to hit him but you know one little fall won’t stop me from shredding I cannot see anything oh oh I can’t even see where I’m going oh this is the scariest thing I’ve ever done

Um you guys don’t understand how happy and grateful it was to see the cabin at the bottom of the hill I was done oh so anyways after that we went to our hotel and it really felt like we were staying in a prison like look at this we

Had to fit five grown dudes in this little room it was quite the snuggle Fest I actually really enjoyed it what anyways once I got home I realized maybe professional skiing just wasn’t for me so instead I tried snowboarding and it was way more fun and way easy

Yeah okay maybe snow Sports aren’t meant for Minecrafters I think I came up with that conclusion but I also played some other sports during my break-in I had a ton of fun I played a bit of basketball I tried tennis though for the first time I hit a few golf balls

Man isn’t that sound so satisfying played a bit of volleyball yep that was totally me spiking the ball a rock climbed or bouldered a bit and I even watched a few hockey games yup you heard me right how athletic of me just a soda in one hand and chips in the other but

Let me know in the comments what your favorite sport is what else did I do I don’t think you guys even care but um oh I forgot about Christmas yes my friends and I have this annual Hot Pot supper every December and if you don’t know

What hot pot is you basically get a giant pot with water that is hot and a bunch of raw meat and you just uh dunk it to cook it and eat it yes it sounds crazy I know but you’re basically paying to do the chef’s job we also went to a

Sushi buffet and it was deliciososaurus I’m sorry I had to add the osaurus it’s just the theme of the video now at this point um speaking about Christmas I also got a gift from myself a brand new cookie merch finally arrived and it actually looked really

Good the quality was insane it was way better than I expected but instead of being greedy and keeping it all to myself I actually decided to give to all of them to a few friends little siblings because they’re fans of my videos which makes them the coolest kid around but it

Was super heartwarming to see them open all of the gifts by the way if you’re wondering we are completely sold out of the cookie merch but as a last minute Christmas gift I will be releasing the merch for a few more weeks so get them

While you can link below or search up a cookiegod.shop I think my favorite one is the orange hoodie that says cookie Army it’s so cool oh another huge highlight of the break was when I got an email from a Fan’s dad asking me to wish this son a happy birthday he was turning

10 years old and was throwing a Minecraft themed birthday party with Minecraft case creeper banners and all it was pretty cool so I sent him a special happy birthday video and his reaction was priceless foreign during the break I also went back to school with a friend which is kind of

Crazy because I dropped out of school to play video games for a living just to take a break to go back to school because I missed feeling like a student I sound insane but yeah I just sat there in class pretending to be a student like

Who does that so yeah that is where I’ve been this entire month of not uploading and thank you Cookie Army for the amazing 2022 year I honestly thought when I blew up in 2021 that would be my best year and from there I would just fall off the grid and everybody will

Just forget who I am but that was the complete opposite of what happened so I wrote down a few goals at the start of 2022 on Twitter and by the way you should definitely go follow me and out of these eggs goals are listed guess how many I achieved

I’m just waiting for you to guess and we only achieved four of these which is still insane the cookie Army doubled in size from 1.8 million subscribers to 3.6 and I also feel like the quality of my videos have improved a ton and it’s only going to get better from here so this

Year the Year 2023 here are my goals few key ones are 200 million views on YouTube shorts I have no idea how that’s gonna go for me I’m just I just threw a random number out 5 million subscribers which I think we can do at least one

Stream a month 100 000 followers on Twitter and Instagram at three non-minecraft gaming videos yup I said it none of you guys know this but my main goal of being a YouTuber is to eventually become a personality or an influencer and I would love to be able

To post any type of gaming video and have the cookie Army be entertained by anything which is why I’m planning on uploading a few non-minecraft gaming videos or doing a few non-minecraft streams I’m not the most entertaining and funny person in the world or even in

My house and I live alone so not all of you guys will like it but to the few of you I will stay tuned for some non-minecraft videos I guess it would just be Let’s Plays of anything so let me know in the comments what you guys

Want to see but yeah there are my goals do you think I can do it I think the hardest ones will be to get 100K followers on Twitter and Instagram so to motivate you to follow me even more I have a special announcement that only you guys get to know since you guys

Watched to the end I’ll be hosting a merch giveaway all you have to do is follow my Twitter and Instagram and like and share the giveaway post and if you do both you have a higher chance of winning so yeah go follow me at a cookie God on Twitter and Instagram that is

Basically all I have to say though the break was pretty relaxing and it was nice to finally get away from staring at the computer for 14 hours a day and finally doing something that I want to do but I’m back and I’m ready to get grinding on some Minecraft videos again

Thank you to every single one of you for watching my videos and changing my life you guys gave me the best job in the world and I cannot be more grateful you guys are amazing anyways I’ll see you guys every single Friday and maybe the occasional Wednesday if I decide to post

Like 100 days video or like a one block video or something cool or YouTube short enough look at them is that a word mirror in Minecraft okay um yeah he he didn’t die hey yo what is going on here hey yo I’ve seen enough oh

My God they’re everywhere no no no no no no no no no no no no oh I probably don’t need any of those balls because I already got a giant pair of myself what the [ __ ] Crouch while flying oh Trevor over here is really missing his

Home man I used to live over there and now I’m stuck in this hell place just yoink these beehives I’m not gonna lie though this is probably one of the biggest cracks I’ve ever been in this is crit no