WTF PING?! (Fire Mage PvP)

Hey what’s going on chris here so today i am going to be playing some fire mage on uh this deep wind deep wind [ __ ] better name for this map blizzard if you’re ever looking for map names let me know because i just thought that one

Right off the top of my head just just imagine i’ve had like two minutes to think of one woof what came up with a great name not deep in gorge anyways ah [ __ ] i got my glider [ __ ] i switched specs i forgot to put it on do i have my

Rockets on do i only have two rockets left don’t talk please okay i got 22. that’s that’s a way better number all right so i’m playing fire today as i think i already went over we’re just gonna chill in the back and just [ __ ] cast on

People because why the [ __ ] not what are they gonna do try to stop me audi that was a nice little [ __ ] hit there bud uh let’s put that down and then let’s [ __ ] bop a rooney [ __ ] that was the last second [ __ ] block [ __ ] oh my god dude all the majors are

Blocking what are these oh my god dude it’s [ __ ] [ __ ] hour over here for mages throw some [ __ ] balls you [ __ ] 1v1 me bro i feel like i’m kind of lagging a little bit yo [ __ ] you rogue i didn’t mean for you to 1v1 me what the [ __ ]

I mean i’m still down though baby there’s [ __ ] i every single person i go i just popped a defensive and i can’t hurt him anymore okay that’s not okay apparently uh this is awkward i’m [ __ ] lagging so or wow’s lagging or something there’s no [ __ ] way in hell my google fiber is

Lagging it doesn’t [ __ ] lag it’s just not how it works it just doesn’t lag dude [ __ ] a dude that this game has to be like what the [ __ ] i’m just lagging dude i have 400 [ __ ] ping what the [ __ ] is this [ __ ] google fiber hello are you there dude cause you’re not

Doing what you’re supposed to be doing and that’s [ __ ] providing me i mean it’s still better than comcast though let’s be honest here because comcast i couldn’t be in a battleground yo what the [ __ ] yo run run run after me [ __ ] yo team i i just [ __ ] blocked i

Didn’t go off i don’t know what the [ __ ] is happening what the [ __ ] i i i don’t like like hello well me laggy wouldn’t actually affect how the video sounds it was just [ __ ] it just spamming frostbolts at me or iceland sorry oh man this guy’s a [ __ ] complete

Idiot yo come here bud you want to [ __ ] go we can go dude we can go wherever you [ __ ] one but you’re paying all right buddy you’re [ __ ] paying why you running dude you’re so [ __ ] confident in fighting me what now you just gotta run huh i mean you

Haven’t done [ __ ] damage to me you’re you’re just gonna spam iceland oh wow great job come here dude i swear if i have a [ __ ] 300 ping of [ __ ] on your [ __ ] breakfast and you still eat it no pet seriously like do you want it do

You [ __ ] want this [ __ ] pes do more damage than the mage did to me though all right and he’s gone the mage died rip dude [ __ ] noob what the [ __ ] is this ping hello i did [ __ ] it you know i needed a handicap i’m way too [ __ ]

Good at this game it’s about time i have a handicap you guys you guys know i’m saying like [ __ ] [ __ ] polymorph me i don’t know if he was pondering me but i stopped whoever used that to polymorph that’s for sure don’t worry it’s just take me like a few sec a few extra

Minutes to cast the spell it’s fine it’s my rocket up no [ __ ] all right we’re feared ah [ __ ] i’m gonna i okay i appreciate i just blinked yeah it blinked i wasn’t sure if i blinked or felt i’m dead all right well [ __ ] me and my lag

Oh just i mounted i was like oh maybe it’s not about to be or nope just a million [ __ ] ping i don’t know why it’s not even all me oh [ __ ] dude is it back even if it was background downloading i got [ __ ] google fiber dude the [ __ ]

I don’t understand dude it’s lagging so hard this is actually like unbearable [ __ ] lag not like like a 50 million ping i could deal with but this [ __ ] i don’t know dude this is like a like wow i didn’t like cast my [ __ ] pyroblast oh my god

Then if i i’m pretty sure i lost the pyroblast before it actually got [ __ ] cast are you serious right now i’m gonna [ __ ] die to these idiots because i can’t [ __ ] do anything i just blazely speeded so long ago but then it finally went off five seconds [ __ ] it later

Oh my god this yo this shit’s [ __ ] [ __ ] like what the [ __ ] is happening dude like i understand i need a handicap but this is a little bit too much we’re still winning this game though my damage is gonna be [ __ ] potato even though i

Like i i probably like try to do more damage than anyone else like i’m doing a speed test right now my pink is double of what it normally is it’s [ __ ] two now it’s normally one it’s [ __ ] two are you serious that [ __ ] doubled apparently i’m still mad oh look we’re

Finally out of the mountain that silence was somehow it’s still instantly which i don’t mind this guy just canceled his [ __ ] polymorph to silence me and then missed the [ __ ] silence you stupid [ __ ] i’m trying to combust them it took all right there okay i’ve i’ve blinked i blinked a while ago i’m

Waiting for it to go through i’m sure it’ll happen eventually maybe you know no i’m just gonna sit there all right great all right maybe this spell go through no okay i’m wanted to blink away it’s just not [ __ ] working out for me right i blink backwards okay i’m [ __ ] okay okay

Okay yeah uh-huh that makes sense yeah what the [ __ ] man what the [ __ ] is going on look at this [ __ ] ping i still a webpage just instantly i just [ __ ] went to porn or uh read it and it loaded instantly the [ __ ] give me a second i’m i’m buffing and mounting up

Yeah yeah give me a second there we go there’s the buff all right now we can mount up one second might be the rest of the video me mounting up anytime even maybe maybe not anytime could be in a few years you know what [ __ ] it we’re relaunching the game

Loading screen with cryos of this episode we’re going to relaunch our [ __ ] game because i had a 3 000 ping now i still did the loading screen beautiful artwork done by [ __ ] if i know looks like it’s maybe painted probably digitally if i had to guess that it’s a shitty [ __ ] battleground

Anytime now we should be in the game ready to go and uh hopefully not have a 4 trillion ping hello blizzard yeah so i’m trying to play your [ __ ] game but i can’t because it’s not [ __ ] loading could have stopped being so [ __ ] at life you’re gonna put me on hold all right

Oh great [ __ ] you world service down blizzard [ __ ] all right let’s play what do you guys want to play on ah great great love it this is what makes me happy i love when i try to make a video and [ __ ] i don’t it takes me an hour okay it

Takes you a [ __ ] hour to actually get to the game because i was facing issues anyways you know then i finally get in okay that’s mine okay i get in i tried to go somewhere like oh let’s teleport to [ __ ] storming let’s change my spec to fire

Didn’t [ __ ] work for all sorts now transfer aborted [ __ ] you that’s literally what it said he literally said [ __ ] you cryos gaming i was like all right it doesn’t like me i get that i respect that i don’t know why i respect that [ __ ] you like me you know i want

Everyone to like me i strive for affection of everyone anyways i’m like okay uh let’s go to uh yeah let’s let’s try some more let’s go to the dollar and kick me out the game roll through down just like this [ __ ] [ __ ] deja vu okay now you know i finally get

In a battleground i teleport i got my fire spec going on you know it takes me like it it actually takes me like 10 minutes to get in to get back into the game okay um i go to storm shield after i get to storm shield right okay um

There’s no trainer sir there’s no clash traders [ __ ] tears start rolling down my my cheeks now okay so i finally [ __ ] i’m like all right last ditch effort let’s go to iron forge no one [ __ ] ghost iron forge iron forge works i’m sorry i’m first forever doubting you

And i’m like all right we go fire set up everything now the world star is [ __ ] down i’m gonna go chop my dick off