Mob Squad: All Episodes! (Minecraft Animation)

– Uh, how much farther is it? – Ask again, and I’ll hex you. – I’m being practical. It’s dusk and crossing this swamp took forever. – Nothing can go wrong when we’re together. – That’s historically incorrect. – We’re here! – Whoa, I can taste the colors of the sky! They’re so vibrant! And sour. – This is surprisingly nice. – Yeah, yeah. So incredible. Wow. – [Creeper] Are you worried about the Golem? – [Enderman] I’m always worried about the golem. – [Witch] Nah, he’s a pretty chill dude. I’m more concerned about why the village is full of zombies. – [Enderman] Zombies? – [Creeper] Zombies!

I’ve always wanted to visit a zombie village and try their goulash. – No freckin’ way. They’ll kill us. – (Witch laughing) Let them try. – We should set up camp. There’s a good place to shelter to the south. Ah, slate. Not again. We can’t just mosey into the village. – Why not? – There are zombies! We’ll be attacked. They hit first, ask questions never.

– We’re going into that village whether you like it or not. – How about a compromise? – Grolsch. – You were right. This is brilliant. – [Creeper] Is that a wizard house? – Time to go thievin’. – I bet the wizard has skulker bones full of curiosity. – Don’t go into that menacing mansion! Buh? – The midnight hour is close at hand. – [Enderman] 10 out of 10. Let’s all go inside now. – Wow, that was a quick turn around. – Look at that detailing. The creative use of materials. Whoever built this definitely plays on PC. – [Witch] Time to explore. – Do you think the wizard was turned into a zombie too? – [Witch] I think the wizard abandoned this village. He could have saved them. – [Creeper] It’s the wizard! Where is your hidden treasure? – I’m no wizard. I’m just trying to survive the zombie apocalypse. – Tell us what you know, wizard. – [Survivor] I am not the wizard! – Don’t look at me! – I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to! – Did you see that? Did you see? He threatened me. – It’s okay, let’s all calm down.

– Where’s the wizard? – He has a secret study along the edge of the great desert. I can show you. Please don’t kill me. – At least it’s not a total loss. – I’m sorry. You know how I feel about direct eye contact? ♪ Oh ♪ Oh no. ♪ We’re off to kill a wizard ♪ The wonderful wizard of our doom. – 66, 67, 68, 69. – Whoever this wizard is, they have amazing taste. Look at the order of these heads. The color and challenge of obtaining, pure elegance. – It’s a little creepy.

A secret passageway that opens into a wide staircase, where each step is covered by a pressure point. – That’s part of the fun! – Is it a trap? Is it detail craft? We may never know. – Hey, hey! if you let me out, I’ll let eat you my arm! – Oh, okay. No one wants that. – Sister, what has happened to you? – Dude, you do not wanna be in this hallway. It’s covered in booby traps. – Boobies. – Are you sure? We haven’t stepped on any yet. – Once again, it’s just me and my thoughts. – And me. – And me. – And me. – And me. – Look at all that glowing blue ice! Bedrock edition, I suppose. – It’s like Breaking Bad in here. A foreboding, yet refined omen. – [Enderman] Yeah, I’ll just teleport out. – I don’t think it works that way. – Oh no. – Hang on, where are we going? – I don’t know, but I don’t like to look at that tunnel ahead. – [Witch] Round the world and home again. That’s the sailor’s way. Faster, faster, faster, faster. – What do you think that means? – Impressive. – I think I’m going to be sick. – Wee! – Hey, tall guy. You okay? – How did you get out of your mine cart? – The witch freed us. – How’d the witch get out? – The other witch! – The other witch? – [Witch] Submit! – You first, this is my forest. – Forests don’t belong to anyone. – This one does! – [Witch] Stop throwing potions! – I think they like each other. – [Witch] I’ll never give up. – [Old Witch] Neither will I. – Everyone shut your pumpkin pie holes! I’ve got a million questions that you better answer, or I’m going to be furious. What is this place, Why is this place, and how is this place? – [Old Witch] I don’t know.

I was just a lowly villager. Then, poof, lightning. Next thing I know, I’m wandering this underground forest with a black cat named Stock Market. But I like to call her Turnip. – None of that was helpful. – You’re not helpful. – Please stop fighting. – [Creeper] Hey everyone, we should go this way

Really, really fast. Okay, bye. – We don’t know if that’s the best direction. – There is no best direction, otherwise I would’ve escaped by now. – Hag. – Maybe we should listen to them. – Crone. – It sounds like something big is coming this way. – Bat.

– [Enderman] Oh God, oh God, oh God. – [Both Witches] This is bad. Jinx. Jinx again. Stop or I’ll hex you. Whatever. – [Witch] This is your fault. – [Old Witch] No, it’s your fault. – [Witch] Nuh uh. – I told you we never should have gone to that village. – I have no idea what you’re talking about. – You can’t tell us apart, can you? – Of course I can’t! Who wants a red high bell? – I can’t be part of this. – Seriously, dude.

– I’d rather dig straight down. – How about purple? – How is that better? – Deal! – [Enderman] I told you that village was trouble, and now we’re trapped in this freaky underground nightmare without an escape surrounded by killer bees! – [Creeper] I think I found a door. – You think?

– It’s either a door or it isn’t. – It is a door. But, it’s in the middle of the forest. And it definitely could only go deeper into the earth. – Oh, you mean the door of friendship. – Door of friendship? – [Old Witch] I stumbled upon this forever ago.

– [Witch] What is the secret to friendship? – [Creeper] Oh, I know! – I assume we’ll have to drop our answer into the shoot. So, what is the secret to friendship? – A shared sense of humor? – Bribery? – I’ve tossed in everything. Pigs, cake, poison. Each time it just violently explodes.

I think it’s a sadistic trap made by the wizard. – Flowers! – [Everyone] No! – Stop overreacting. – They’re toast. – Creeper, please. It’s going to explode. There’s no way that’s the… – Well, I’ll be dudge. – [Enderman] Pure luck. Nothing more. – Let’s see where this goes. – Please no more flower throwing. – You coming or what? – [Old Witch] This is my home. Above ground even as a villager I never felt like I quite belonged. Not like I do here. I don’t wanna leave. – Good. – Jerk! – Is there a secret staircase or a button or something? – That’s what I’ve been trying to figure out. – Look at this! – That’s great, I guess. I prefer diamond. I think everyone does. – You’re just jealous of all the cool enchantments I can put on this thing. – I think there’s a hole or something under the chest. – [Creeper] Huh. What do you think it does? – Probably sets off some TNT trap.

We should bounce outta here. – Don’t be silly. Why would a riddle about friendship lead to a trap? – Because the wizard is sadistic. Remember the staircase zoo? Or how we abandoned the village to zombies? – We can’t live our lives in fear! – Or what? Die our lives in courage?

This feels like a trap! I’ve ignored my gut feelings around you two for too long. I’m leaving. Uh oh. – Yep, No other option but to push the button. – [Enderman] What about the other witch? Help! Other witch? Help! – She is long gone. – It’s time for you to face your fears. – Sons above, please don’t. – [Enderman] Anyone have a torch? – [Creeper] I have a campfire. – [Enderman] So, no torch? – [Witch] Here, I have flint and steel. – Intruders! Intruders! – They must perish. – You trying to friendly fire me in this battle run, Hile? – Way to be paranoid, Gunter. Not every arrow shot is a (speaks in french) – Death to Gunter! – Should we stop them? – Why, they were jerks. – Hey, bone people. How do we get out of this mine? – Easy. Head straight down the hall behind you, take a second left and… – Fraternizing with the enemy! – Death to Hile! – This is why I don’t hang with skellies. – But they’re entertaining. Scary, and vindictive, but entertaining. – Is that a light up ahead? – We’re supposed to turn here. ♪ Friendless, I am a friendless ♪ We should keep moving. – Stop fooling yourself, Endy. This is more important than escape. – How?

– Someone needs a friend. – How is that more important than survival? ♪ Sadness ♪ ♪ They call me Miss Sadness ♪ ♪ Or at least they would, if I wasn’t alone, ♪ ♪ Oh ♪ ♪ I’ve been discarded ♪ ♪ Ditched and forgotten ♪

♪ Sometimes I wonder what I did wrong ♪ ♪ Do I deserve this ♪ ♪ Maybe I earned it ♪ ♪ No matter what, I just want to go home ♪ – I’m sorry. That was just, I can’t handle the realness. – I didn’t see you there. I, that wasn’t…

It’s an old folk song. I’m not lonely. I’ve got… – I see you, and I feel you. – It’s terrible enough that someone tore you from the nether, but to just leave you alone here. They deserve a poisonous death. – Witch is right. Who did this to you? Who stranded you here?

– I think I know who. – [Everyone] The wizard. – This guy keeps messing with things he doesn’t understand. – It’s time to teach him a lesson. – He can’t just mess around and create witches with lightning. We need huts and swamps. – Don’t forget his creepy zoo. We should probably try to free them. – Or those zombies. You know, from like three days ago.

Wait, how long has it been since we’ve been down here? Days? Weeks? Months? Time is meaningless! – What can we do? We’re just mobs. – We’re not just mobs. – Together, we’re a squad. – [Enderman] Tyrants should be vanquished. – [Creeper] I am in it to win it. – [Witch] Well?

– [Strider] I can’t imagine how helpful I’d be. Sorry, my bad! Oh man, that really must not feel great. – Don’t worry about it. – Oh, I thought of a contribution. Hop on my back. – Can you carry all of us? – Between you and me? Yes. – Where are you taking us. – To the wizard.

– I know I said I wanted to destroy this wizard, but maybe we shouldn’t. – Dude, he’s gonna get KO’d. – Yeah, Endy. Just ’cause you’re a chicken, doesn’t mean we are. – Out of line! – A little too far. – Fine, sorry. – Where’s this cave entrance Strider was talking about?

Wish she could come with us. – Me too. Such a nice mob. – It should be right… – Oh, for the love of God, when will we… – There. – It’s not really foreboding. – With the new cave update, what did you expect? – Pointy falling rocks, a maze of tunnels, flickering lights, and a disembodied sound that leads to an imposing figure of ultimate darkness and evil, the warden. Also, axelotoles. or I mean, axatols. – Axolotl. – Ox, at, el. – Axolotl, axolotl. – Axolotl. – No wait, give me a… – [Witch And Creeper] Axolotl, axolotl, axolotl, axolotl – I can’t pronounce it, okay? Stop trying to help me! It’s not helping! – Whoa, dude. Didn’t realize you felt that way.

– Sorry. – Yeah, sorry. – It’s okay. Sorry I got mad. I’ve been working on my anger problems. Didn’t mean to blow up at you. I know you were just trying to help. – We all get upset sometimes. It’s okay to communicate what’s bothering you.

– [Creeper] I’m still excited to see an axolotl. – [Witch] I wanna catch one and name it Steve. – [Creeper] Ooh, that’s a good name. – It’s okay, Endy. Remember your breathing exercises. – And happy thoughts. Roons, cats, cauldrons, potion bottles. – Those are just witchy things. – Yeah, they are. – If I don’t see them, they can’t hurt me. If I don’t see them, they can’t hurt me. If I don’t see them, they can’t hurt me.

– Hey there little fella. How are you? – Ah, Please don’t ‘splode me. – Chill, gee willikers, you’d think we were some sort of monsters. What ya doing down here? – The wizard has my family trapped in a horrible pit of lava. He’s using us to spawn iron goloms. – That doesn’t sound so bad. – And then he destroys the goloms for their iron. – I’m no fan of goloms.

– And all the cats that spawn get tossed into the fires. – What are you doing? – Nobody messes with cats on my watch. – Ow, my bottom. – [Witch] Take us to your village. – But the enderman. – You have to snap out of it. – [Axolotl] Perhaps I can be of help. – [Everyone Together] An axolotl! – [Enderman] Hey, I said it. Axolotl, axolotl! – That’s my name, don’t wear it out. I know where that abominable golom farm is located. Follow me! – I’ll just wait here I guess. – Down there? – [Creeper] Into the deep dark. ♪ good morning, good morning ♪ Ah, Ted! There’s a zombie in the house! – Zombie! Zombie! Run, flee, save yourselves! – What the? Where did this come from? – Great gobs of ooz, you two do this every fricking day. We’re trapped. We get frightened by that zombie, it spawns a golom and then the evil wizard collects iron and moons us. – What? I think I’d remember something like that. I’m known for my good mem… Ah, zombie! – Oi bruv, how’s it there? – Help us, there’s a zombie. – He what, mate? Oi, Zom-boy, (speaks in gibberish) – We’re trapped down here. None of us can move. – It’s no use. The golom can’t reach us and he’s about to die. – Oi, you’ve started it now. Like it from me crew, or I’m off. It burns, oh Lord it burns! – I hate all of you. – [Creeper] Hello? – We’re going to be rescued! – He did it! Jerry got help. – Who could these debonair heroes be? – I bet they’re clever. – I bet they’re dreamy. – [Villager #2] I bet they’re monsters. – Oh! – You (beep) what mate? – First, rude. Second, we’re mobs.

And we’re here to rescue all the cats you villager idiots are spawning. – Where are the cats? – You having a laugh? Like it babes? – Goloms are always the same. – One, two, three. Hey, there aren’t enough villagers here to spawn cats. – Are you guys going to rescue us or? – That dweeb lied to us! curse him to the deepest parts of the nether. – Thank God. Cats make me nervous. – I thought you liked cats? – Not really.

– Not even my cat, Double Tip? – I like that you like cats. – My life is a lie. – As evil as this is, I kinda respect the wizard. This is brilliant. So compact and so effective. With minimal materials. – I’d add another zombie on top.

The golom would move faster to the lava. – [Creeper And Enderman] Ooh. – [Witch] The craftsmanship is rather refined. Netherite walls are tre magnifique. – Herobrine really outdid himself with this contraption. – I’m sorry, the wizard’s name is? – Herobrine. Have you not met him? – Herobrine, Herobrine.

Where have I heard that name before? – I’m sure he’d love to meet you three. You’re fascinating mobs. An Enderman, Creeper and Witch adventuring around the land. Saving villagers and cats. – Mostly just cats. – Mostly, no one. – Truly remarkable. – His name is Zombob. Can we keep him! Please? Please?

– I don’t know. – Oh, let Creeper have it. They’ve shown they’re responsible. – All right, but I’m not feeding it. – Save us. – It’s okay just to transport that one. But fine, rescue him. I’m sure Herobrine can quickly find a replacement. – Just out of curiosity, do you know where Herobrine is right now? – Of course! He’s in his obsidian pyramid. – Take us there now. – Sadly, I cannot.

But this elevator can! I mustache. But good luck meeting the wizard. – What did you eat? – I’m lactose intolerant. – Each breath burns When will this torment end? – Wait, where’s the zombie? – Why? – I’m sorry. Something about standing still makes me gassy. – Oh, it’s like sulfur and decay! – It’s not so bad. What is this place? – I think I see someone. – Hello, are you the wizard? – Get back in the elevator. – Hello. – Get back in the elevator! Close the doors. Wait, Zombob! Get back here. – Close the doors! – I’m trying, I’m trying! – No, wait! Zombob! – You’ve got a problem. – I know. – This can’t be right. – Axolotl didn’t say there’d be multiple floors or anything. – Let’s just keep going until we find the penthouse. If there’s anything I know about wizards, they love towers and they love being high. – [Commentators] Marijuana joke. – Sorry, wrong floor. – Whatever, like, don’t even sweat it.

– Like, do you know the wizard? – The wizard? – Like, Herobrine. The wizard. – Lolz, yeah. I totes do. He’s the next floor up. – Thanks. – For realsies, anytime – Bye! – [All] Bye! – I didn’t know you spoke of ochre. – It’s a curse. – Zombob would’ve loved this. – He would’ve burned in the sun. – Yeah, and loved it. – What does that sign say? – This way to the wizard! – We did it! – Where are the leaves? – Who cares? We’re finally going to see the wizard! – It’s weird though. Weird.

– [Creeper] Hurry! – Herobrine’s Gary. – What’s a Gary? – Something feels off. – I consider my sense of fear to be perfectly on point and I feel great. – Yeah, don’t sweat it. I bet the wizard is excited to see us in his tiny little hovel without windows. – Okay, I guess. – [Enderman] Press for Gary. – That was close. – Is this supposed to scare us? – Gary. Can we keep him? – Whoa, that’s freaky. – I don’t like the look of this guy. – Hi, Gary. – We keep falling for the same tricks. – We should know better by now. – To be fair, trap pits are awesome. – Needs more TNT to go, boom! What? It’s true. – No, no, no! – Endy! It’s the end! I’ve never seen your hometown before. It doesn’t look how I expected. – More of these halls. Is this normal? – No, we have to get to the surface and find the exit portal. – I wanna meet your parents. I’m sure they’re lovely.

– Endermen don’t have parents. We live in a communal situation. – Oh, I didn’t know that. – But that doesn’t matter. We’re leaving before anyone recognizes me. – It can’t be that bad. – The end is a barren wasteland populated by backwards brutes. – Hiya, Choral. Haven’t seen you in a while.

– What did he call you? – Nothing, ignore him. – Wicked. – Endy, it’s beautiful. – This shouldn’t be here. It’s supposed to just be 10 dumb towers. – You know who probably built these? The wizard. – The wizard. – Gary! I know it wasn’t Gary. – Crap, how do we get past them? – I wonder what they’re all here for.

– Someone probably just looked at them funny. – They seem happy. – Choral? – Hide me. – Choral, it’s Hurdy! In city graduating class, of 2011. Remember me? I gave you a chorus plant. – This ought to be good. – I think you have me mistaken. – Choral, my man! How you been?

– Oh my God! I thought you left for good! – Choral just blows smoke. He’s like the rest of us. He’s here to see the ender dragon reborn. – Ender dragon? – Reborn? Getter! – Weak ads! – How indecent. – Yeah, that’s right. Get outta here you vultures. You ender people. You okay there Choral? – Yeah, Choral. You good? – Let’s get out of here. – And fast, since they’re re-spawning the ender dragon. – I didn’t even know she was dead.

– Is it insensitive to say I’m happy she’s dead? – Yes, it is. – No, the ender dragon is a jerk. – Oh my! – Choral is a lovely name. – Endermen name themselves. I chose to be named after the chorus plant. The only thing that grows in this forsaken land.

Oh no, we might be too late. – Not if I can help it. What are you two looking at? You alluded to clearing a path. – Oh, right. – Are you? Does the witch? – Scare me? – Yep. – Somebody try my sweets! – Every day. – Cool, cool, cool. – You’re welcome. – We’re too late. – Stop! What have you done? – Haven’t you heard, my dear? It’s the end. – I think I’m in love. – We have to get of here! – No way, Choral. I’m staying with the wizard. – I’m alive. – We re-spawned, huh. – I didn’t think mobs re-spawned the same as humans. – We re-spawned! Whoo! – He is definitely going to die again. – Holy crap. – I can never die! – Are you okay? – Got it out of your system. – Re-spawn. – Yep, glad you’re fine and all that. Now, what do we do about him? – Alas, I am but a lone skeleton horse. Desperate for a heroic rider. But whence can one be found? Only the bravest champion may approach me.

– A skeleton horse? – [Creeper And Witch] It’s a trap. – If only someone could tame this. – It looks okay to me. – You know what, do it, go talk to her. – But the Horsemen. – I can take the Horsemen of Doom.

If we die, we just resurrect a few seconds later. Why hesitate. – At this rate, he’ll never have enough XP to do anything. He’s gonna die. – I just hate the skeletons and their fake prophecies. If he wants to listen to them, be my guest. I’m staying put.

– They might give him a quest with a rare reward that he won’t wanna share with us. – Perhaps. – Cross over, then the outer hand goes behind, then swing, damn it! Deep breath, try again. – Um, hi. – Aha! My captivating performance has been a success. Hark the Four Horsemen of Doom! – Behold your destruction! – With a fishing pole? – How dare. this magnificent tool stops creatures from escaping their fates. – And what exactly is our fate? – To complete three brutal quests. – By my troth, I accept. – You don’t even know the quests yet. – Yee are quested to vanquish that specific tree. – [Horseman] Don’t forget the leaves. – Ta-da? – [Four Horsemen] Hazaa! – Hazaa! – You have completed your first quest. – Here’s your reward. – Awesome! See, this isn’t so bad. – I watch you while you sleep. – This is trash. – Quest number two is available if anyone wishes to receive it. – What junk is next?

A golden hoe? – No, no. Something better. We have a sponge! – Sorry, guys. I thought this would be fun. Or at least more fun than the whole wizard situation. I’ve been hooked! – Was that really necessary? – No one retreats from… – [Four Horsemen] The Horseman of Doom! – I think I hit seven Gs of force – You okay there, buddy? – Yo, dumb dead dweebs. What was that for? We don’t want your stupid reward. – Not even if it’s a nether star? – What’s the quest? – Aho? Seems we caught your interest. – Nothing difficult, nothing deadly.

Simply fine buried treasure. And bring it back to us. – We only have to dig up some treasure? – There’s nothing else to it. Just some treasure on a beach? – Do you want more of a challenge? – Sure! – Nope, no, we’re good. Thank you. – [Four Horsemen] Hazaa!

– Something about this map feels off. – How so? – I know this swamp like the inside of a child’s skull. But I don’t recognize this little outcropping. I feel like there’s a feature that’s missing from this map. – It’s just lines on parchment until we’re near.

Maybe the lack of topography is throwing you off? – Or maybe there’s a major landmark unmarked on this simple map? – We’re getting close. It should be on the other side of the lagoon through these trees. – Curse those jerk skeletons. We’re going to have to deal with Pillagers.

– A plague upon thee, skeleton horsemen, a plague! – Patricia. – you see that cactus, eh? – Yeah. – This biome don’t have cacti, you know? – Yeah. – Then why is a cactus there? – Hey you guys. – Huh? – Did you see that cactus? – Yeah, no, where ats? – Geezo, Pete. This is your job.

– What the hell are you doing up there? – Phil friendly fired my foot. – You swore you wouldn’t tell! – I can’t believe it’s this easy. These pillagers are awful at their jobs! – I already said I was sorry! – Clearly you didn’t mean it. – Outposts are stuffed with rejects. – That’s harsh. – Have a reputation I gotta keep. – No sudden movements. – That was terrible. – Give me that. – Ha, you really showed me. – Ha, see. It’s not so easy. – [Witch] Oh no. – What do we do? – This is bad. – Why? Pillagers don’t attack other mobs. Not without provocation, right? – I maybe tried to get them evicted and one thing led to another. I killed a few pillagers. It was self defense. – That’s for Pablo. – I think they’re still upset. – He got what he deserved. Get that treasure out of here. You coward’s ready for round two? – It burns! – Boom, karma. Oh, My toes! My toes! – You’re too late, Johnny. It’s over. – We’ve just begun. – Let’s go see those Skellys. – Hazaa. I’d like that reward now. – Oh! – What’s in the box? Tell us, tell us! what’s in the box? – The most valuable objects in the over world. – [Horseman] Our old disc collection! – I reignited a feud for music discs.

– This one’s my favorite. – Thanks for finding our treasure. Here’s your reward. – Hmm, what’s this doing in here? You can take this too. – A heart of the sea! – Please be a nautilus, please be a nautilus! Ugh, more fish. – You’ve been productive. – Please, oh great creature of Gaia. Return me to Poseidon’s embrace! – Sure, why not? Did you see how many times I skipped that fish? – Mm, sure. – I thought it was pretty cool. – Let’s see how far I can skip this one. – Hey, careful man. I get sick easily. I’m bad with roller coasters. – The last nautilus I needed! – Finally, took you long enough.

– Seriously, Endy. Creeper deserves kudos for their hard work. – Witch, please. You don’t need to. – No, I do. Enderman, you’re being rude. Good work, Creeper. It’s really difficult to catch that many nautilus shells with a normal pole. – Thanks. Watch out! – Huh? – That’s gonna leave a mark. – Who threw that fish? – He did. – Oi. – What do you want? – To kick your butt. – Holy crap. My GameBoy! Not cool. Or, I guess it’s fine. – Wanna see something cool? – If this is another gravel trick, I swear I’ll hex you. – A Conduit! – How are we, a bunch of mobs, supposed to use a conduit. Also, why? – You’ve gotta help me. This lady is a total Karen. – You hit me in the beak. – Ow. – That’ll show you. Don’t mess with the ocean, or else we’ll mess with you back. – Anyway, we can’t use a conduit. Endy would need too many water potions. – True, I’ve only got half of one left on me. That’ll barely last a minute. – But, if we make enough potions,

We can use the conduit to breathe underwater and finally meet the guardians. – Why do you wanna meet the guardians? – They’re elusive. And I’ve heard rumors of elder guardians who know all the secrets to the overworld! – That’s great, but we’d need prismarine. And I have no idea where to find any.

– You need prismarine? Follow me. – She was right, these are definitely accessible. – I don’t see any blocks of prismarine besides this one. – It’s mostly just cobblestone. Dolphin, you lied to us. – I told you I’d lead you to prismarine, but I didn’t say how much would be there. – Curses! – I’m sorry everyone. I led you to a dead end and wasted your time. – You know what? I think this is the perfect thing for us to explore.

I still have one minute of potion left. How about we swim around and see what treasure is left in this place? – Really? – Yeah, really? – Creeper has really good plans. I wanna help make them happen. – You two are my best friends. – Okay, let’s just go in the water. – Come on guys, this isn’t fun anymore. – Guys, this isn’t fun anymore. – This is what you get for crushing baby sea turtle eggs. – I didn’t. – All drowned do that sort of thing.

– Quit picking on that drowned! – Yeah, no one likes a bully. – Oh yeah? And what are you gonna do about it? – I had no idea turtles knew kung fu. – It would’ve been beautiful if it wasn’t so scary. – Sorry I got you guys roped into this. I think there’s a treasure in here somewhere. Maybe that’ll make you not hate me? – Treasure, you say? – We don’t hate you.

It’s not your fault those turtles are lame jerks. – Guys, I’m running out of time. – The door should hold for a while. – I’m running out a potion time! – Witch, what do we do? – We can’t do anything until those turtle leave.

Endy, if you die, you just go back to the hut. It’s fine. – I’ve gotta get out of here! – Thanks for for your help. If it weren’t for you, I would still be down there. – I think that means no problem. – I didn’t find any treasure, but I did find a single block of prismarine. – Hooray! Only 15 to go. – I don’t have much that can help; but here’s a map. It’ll lead you to more than enough prismarine. – This isn’t just any map.

– [Witch] It’s a map to the ocean monument. – Wow, a mob party! – It’s been years since I’ve been invited to an evening soiree. – Same. Should we crash in uninvited? – Let’s make this party a rager! – It’s all about connecting to a greater consciousness. I find that… Players. – We’re mobs, ya dingus. – Oh really? Then why are you three always crafting stuff? – Because it’s fun! – Because it’s the point of this world. – It’s also so easy, a child could do it. – They speak of human spawn. A sign of the player. – Burn them all!

– I take offense to that. – Time to bounce! – Ribbit. – I can’t believe how mean they were. – They’re just jealous. – I don’t know. – Endy, we’re not players. – We’re craftier than the average mob. – Exactly! Oh, sorry. That’s it though. When was the last time we acted like normal mobs?

– That’s a loaded question. – You don’t understand. Everything we do is something a mob would do, because we determine what is normal for ourselves. And we are mobs. – Okay, then. When was the last time any of us acted like a common mob? Hmm? – What are you leading towards?

– I think we need to connect with our roots. Seriously. This could be good for us. – Witch life is so boring. It’s all wander around, cackle, brew a potion, stalk a player. Actually, sounds fun. I’m in. – Yes! What about you Creeper? – Fine. – Woo hoo! – Yeah! – The crisp chill of a new day.

First, I should find a block I like. Huh? Now what. – Time to stand around doing nothing? A new friend! – This is my chunk. Beat it, creep. Is solidarity dead? We can group up, you know. I used to have three creeper spawn friends. Oh yeah? And what happened to them? So, it’s cool if I hang here? No, this is my chunk. Scram! – Perfect. What am I doing? This is ridiculous. I moved this block seven times and for what reason? I’m leaving. I don’t need you to move to a better location. You’re fine just where you are. It’s nothing, nothing at all. One more move, then boom, done. – Dirt, gravel, pumpkin! This is too much! I can’t think straight! Too much pressure! – How was being a creeper for the day? – Lonely. Have you seen Enderman? – No, I expect he’s out there living it up. Moving blocks from one dumb spot to another even dumber spot. – Help, help! – What do you want? – Your enderman friend has lost his mind. You need to stop him! – What happened to burning us at the stake? – Your friend is dismantling this world. He’s flinging blocks off the ground and digging a trench down to the nether.

– The end blocks will stop him. – Will they? – Endys been busy. – He’s gone mad. – It’s your fault. You put it into his head that he wasn’t mob enough. – Whatever, just stop him. – No. – Witch. – No. Skeleton, you need to apologize. – Sorry, geez.

– Not to us. – To him. – he’ll kill me. – Fine. Excuse me. Enderman, man. I’m sorry I belittled you. You are a mob. And very Endermany, like. I was wrong, okay? You’re not a player. You’re a mob. That’s special or something. I guess I’m jealous. – You’re not joking. – I’m serious. So, you’ll stop destroying the world? – Oh, right. Sure, I’m good now. – Whew, don’t craft as much though. It makes the rest of us look bad. – That’s what you get for being a jerk.