This episode was brought to you by manscaped initiating moisture welcome to the moist meter today we’re taking a look at minecraft dungeons as I’m sure you all well know by now and I’m sure you’ve already left an angry comment about it before I don’t like minecraft I Never have I’ve given it plenty of tries and I’ve just never really gotten into it it’s just not a game for me but I totally understand why people love it as much as they do that being said I wasn’t even to play Minecraft dungeons but when I did take a look at the trailer I realized that it’s not like minecraft at all the only thing that has in common is the same enemies same style that’s about it it’s a totally different game there’s not even like a single crafting element to this game at all either so in a Nutshell minecraft dungeons is like if dr. Seuss made a Diablo game it’s a family-friendly kid-friendly take on the a RPG genre it’s very simple there is some depth to it but it’s nothing that’s gonna have you min maxing like a [ __ ] trying to come up with these crazy builds or anything like that There’s no skill trees when you level up you just get enhancements that you can put into a couple skills on your weapons it’s very simple surface level stuff but there’s nothing wrong with that it’s not trying to be some kind of hardcore path of Exile competitor it’s just a simple Fun easily digestible short a RPG game when I say short I mean short as [ __ ] if you just play through the game start to finish on the default difficulty your first playthrough it’ll take you anywhere from two to four hours to beat all of it it is not a long game at all But there is replayability because there’s a lot of randomized loot randomised areas there’s a lot to explore to find all the unique weapons and unique items and then there’s artifacts that also plays kind of like a skill bar where you can use them occasionally off recharge there’s higher difficulties like apocalypse being the Highest but the only difference in difficulties is how much damage you deal in take it’s just it’s just a matter of numbers being cranked up there’s no new mechanics introduced to make it harder anything so it’s kind of lazy difficulty just artificial bullet sponging I’m not A fan of that but in a game like this I can excuse it because it is just a simple game it does feel like you’re playing a Diablo mobile game to a certain extent it doesn’t look like it or anything but it plays like this very water Down very basic ground-level ARPG and I think that’s what it wanted to be kind of like an introduction to the genre for people that have never seen a game like this before one thing that stood out to me was the music I actually really liked the music In this game the music was really soothing so I appreciated that and then sometimes I’ve had some kind of bangers in the background now getting into something I do have a big complaint about when I played through this game on my first initial playthroughs I encountered so many [ __ ] bugs with it It was like playing a bethesda game on launch this [ __ ] was wild so on mouse and keyboard in particular is when I noticed the most issues for example if you click on an archway above you your character just completely freezes and you can’t move that happened to me Before five times over the course of the game you can’t move no matter what you do then occasionally when you try and like kite an enemy or if you like click on some side of it like one side of the screen your characters gonna go attack An enemy on the other side of the screen that you were not clicking the character is like a mind of its own like you’re battling with a sentient being who’s rebelling against you I had so many problems blowing this on mouse and keyboard initially just due to some very Odd bugs I kept having happen when I switched to controller it was a lot smoother but I still had that hang-up problem sometimes I would get locked into like a perpetual attack animation without touching any buttons on my controller sometimes my character would also freeze Just for no reason in the middle of the air [ __ ] was just kind of buggy like out of control it also from what I read shipped with a bug where if you uninstalled it it wiped your entire SSD that’s [ __ ] hardcore like Minecraft dungeons is a pretty weenie hut junior Style game but that is some salty spittoon level bugs right there wiping your entire SSD of all of the games you have on it and everything that shits wild it apparently got fixed very quickly but the fact that that happened at all shows that the game was kind of Lazily programmed and optimized at least in my eyes but the game itself I don’t when it’s not glitching and having these bugs I think is a very fun game it’s nothing that I think anyone’s gonna get super hard into it just gonna be a casual fun little a RPG collect some [ __ ] go into the little cute Minecraft universe and just play through some simple missions some simple dungeons get some cool little unique items and the weapons are varied the weapons are cool they do have some neat enhancements on them for example your armor can have snowball where every second it’s tossing A stun on enemies she just have this [ __ ] machine gun of snowballs stunning the entire mob in front of you it’s really it is interesting they have some good ideas there but it’s very simple and I think that’s what it wanted to be so it succeeded in the areas it Wanted to so plugging this into the moist meter I’m giving minecraft dungeons a 70% I enjoyed it and I’m not a minecraft fan this really doesn’t have anything in common with Minecraft either like I can mention there’s not even a crafting element if you want to get Unique items outside of finding them you spend emeralds and you get random items you can’t craft anything so a 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