Mutant Mob Family Madness

Today we’re having mutant babies yes bab we’re going to be a mutant mared couple what no Crystal we’re not a couple we’re just a couple of Forenza me and Lily are going to have Mutant baby blazes wao Roxy you’re sick and Luke you’re not as cool H we’re mut Snow

Golems me and Alexa are ghouls oh my gosh Bob spoted in our son wow daddy oh my gosh Crystal look at him he’s so small he’s like a mid us hi Kitty patootie mom where is our mutant zombie home bab she scary hey that’s no way to

Talk to your mother Hey You Blue Boy where is our home I need it now or else um okay okay I’m putting you back in the chest oh no your son is bugging H oh my goodness Crystal he said he needs a mutant zombie home right yeah we’re not

Going to to make him the lamest kid in the neighborhood babes how are we going to do that well since we are the king of the zombies we have to live where the normal zombies live and zombies be eating villagers so we have to be dead

In the middle of a village oh yeah that’s such a good idea and I have a double idea Crystal don’t move I need to look at your face what bab you want to smooch me or something no no I’m just grabbing blocks oh no I am not smooching

Anyone booms you’re going to smooch Crystal what not she was just kidding she was just kidding but I got the blocks we is going to put our face in the middle of this Village so they know who’s the boss yo babes how are we going to build our face super duper easily

Check that out I already did our little mustache oh yeah bab that is our mustache so let’s make it go down and around and hold up I’m going to make it extra big I’m going to make it double the size of our head so we have to make

It 16 blocks wide 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 oh my gosh so that means we have to double the size of your mustach Crystal what why sorry Crystal that’s just how it goes and oh no this

John F to be huge so in the middle let’s throw in some green and we can go on this side and then make it 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 oh my gosh Crystal this is huge and we’re going to need the magical

W to set both positions like this with some green wool and boom that is the front of our face and now that I’m looking at it our mustache was not going to fit we got to make that John way thicker thicker I thought it was too big

What no Chris no just accept it you have a mustache I don’t make the rules a man babes yes sir and wait our eyeballs need to be gigantic oh my gosh look at how big them John’s is I don’t even have that big of eyeball yes you do crystal

Cuz everything is doubled because we’re on such a big block now we have to do our mustache and our mustache has to be just like this put two like that all the way around over here then make it go down and around and oh my gosh

Crystal that’s you what that is not me that just looks like a humongous thick mad face nope chis that’s you now we have to do 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 and then we could set it and

Then fly all the way around to do the zombiie head like that and Welcome to Our Hope Luke try not to be jealous challenge it’s super difficult because you’re jealous oops is it even even hey is this even Crystal oh gosh is this not even it’s not even at all babes oh d

He hey Luke it’s even it’s even stop hating all right look at it now oh yeah oh that would just looks like a grumpy zombie it’s not a grumpy zombie oh my gosh how dare you say that L ah you’re scary oh wait sorry I I forgot about M

It zombie so that makes me a grumpy zombie because I am the king of the zombies and all zombies are grumpy and lcus pus I just made it all Air Crystal let’s go on the inside and hold up mutant zombies I don’t think a normal

Door is going to work we need a way to get inside here without making it look bad B I have an idea wait I do two hold up say on three 1 2 3 ghost block oh no Crystal we are literally a couple he y I

Heard that what I said a couple of friends Roxy a couple of friends you didn’t let me finish my sentence me and zombie arms and Crystal sitting in a tree k i s s i n g y are you serious what oh my gosh but check it out Crystal

We have to shave all of these blocks all around like this and wait do we fit and we do awesome sauce and hold up wait a minute let me go like that then we have to put the green over here and wo Crystal it’s even like a secret entrance

Yeah yeah and we could walk on it oh my this is super duper legit this I love it and our son is going to love it but Crystal what type of furniture do mutant zombies be sitting on it needs to be giant right a humongous super big giant

Green couch oh my gosh that’s exactly what I was thinking and oh my gosh Luke is going to freak out when he sees what we’re making the couch out of oh no there’s a disturbance in the forest is SS using emeralds what no I’m not oh no

Mm- I’m packing these boys up hey you can’t you don’t own a block Luke you don’t own a block oh yeah I forgot are you Ser oh my goodness gracious yes Luke we’re using emeralds it’s just because we have giant butts and we have two typically I would use diamonds but it

Doesn’t work typically you would use diamonds but emeralds are always better oh my gosh but hold up this is actually super comfortable Crystal check it out our big booties fit finally I can sit down I know right and hold on wait a minute you already know what I’m going

To do do I even have to say it I put in a TV on and guess what a Pingu yes sir ski let’s grab the TV and boom Kung Fu HS boom Kung Fu HS oh my go whoever played that character is the coolest yeah I wonder who that

Random actor is what the C so that’s me it’s literally Kung Fu OHS like me OHS babe stop baing you just made that name up no oh my gosh are you serious but wait a minute Crystal we are mutant zombies and we get hungry every second we want food that’s what I’m

Saying we need snacks while we enjoy our TV so let’s grab some tables and ooh check out the warp tables they match my vibes your Vibes oh yeah that is such a Luke thing to say I mean they look pretty swaggy what swaggy sorry sorry oh gosh those were two things Luke would

Say did I just hear Vibes and swag oh my Luke how do you have ears everywhere it’s cuz my ears are litty sauce all right oh my goodness gracious but Crystal we need the snacks and if you were a mutant zombie what would you like for snacks really babes let’s say on

Three one 2 three oh no crystal is you in my head or something but b boom rotten flesh and you know what I’m about to just put the whole table with rotten flesh because mutant zombies have such big appetites I’m still hungry delicioso and Crystal I got the

Hunger effect I’m pretty sure this is poisonous it doesn’t matter it’s so good oh no Crystal’s bugging but hold up wait One Singular minute bab what are you doing we’re mutant zombies we’re supposed to be the Kings and Crystal look at this what are We The Kings of

Grass I guess so no Crystal no no no we’re supposed to be the kings of the village because we be eating villagers so we got to make the village come here oh yeah so first we need to make little villager homes so they could spawn in so Crystal speedrun making villager homes

Since I’m a professional I’m going to do it way before you no you’re not I’m already doing it I’m almost done with the first one super duper easy pickings me too what that is not true Crystal you are not that guy pal oh I made it too

Small you’re right oh yeah yeah let’s go now I need a roof and I’m going to make the roof out of some logs oh yeah what is you doing boy I’m making a village ly Pooky it’s super lit you don’t even have a village in your house do you well why

Would I have a village in my house SS oh yeah you’re a mutant snow golem you just have a wa giant Igloo yes sir oh no and what the hey why does Roxy’s place look lit Roxy Lily your house is swag yeah we’re building the nether what oh my

Goodness gracious that is super duper Saucy yeah it’s super cute I know right Lily but hold up check it out guys I’m making my villager House have a very cool roof design so the villagers are going to want to be eaten ooh you’re going to eat villagers duh I’m a mutant

Zombie what do you mean check out how nice these houses look M do you want them to be living good before you eat them up for breakfast oh no yes sir but let’s put all the windows around now we need a little door that I’m going to

Break down later and let’s grab some villagers boom there you go my boy you going to get eaten later hey hey hey stop compl Crystal was that you I thought it was the Villager complaining oh no but wait a minute I have a real is that boy Roman

Free oh my gosh I think just saw you Crystal he’s a little bit afraid but check it out I have a really good idea instead of me rebuilding it I’m going to do something crazy I’m going to slash slash copy it then slash slash paste it and boom wow instant villager house

Awesome let me spy another one right over here pow easy pickings we could throw one more here that John is looking good and then let’s throw another and wait wait Crystal you already got this side covered huh yes sir ski but I’m going to throw one right over here like that and

Oh go that one’s literally falling off the side oh goodness oh goodness this is bad I’m shave it don’t worry I’ll undo it and then I can repaste it now it’s back oh my gosh we is surrounded by Villages and wait wait we have to make

It look good on the outside so let’s grab some pets and let’s put it all around the Villager houses and we can connect them all together so they have a community Crystal a community I get it I know I’m super duper smart and can you also put beds in

Each one of the houses because that’s how they spawn with beds all right on it nice and oh you already did the path for there so I can easily put water right over here going down yes this is awesome I know right and boom connected over

Here and I’m connecting it to the back houses how is the beds going along I just got the beds I’m placing them in each and every house right now ooh good job Crystal and connected to the bed back house then go up over here and up high Crystal connecting it like this

Awesome and then connect the final path over now if we spawn in villagers they’re just going to go to the houses ooh awesome sauce so let’s put 1 2 3 4 five six villagers and villagers go to your houses and wa it actually works so B they’re not going to the houses well

Go to your houses wait what does that actually work hold up hold up I hit the Bell what are they doing hey what are they doing Crystal it works look oh my gosh they’re actually going to the houses with the Bell that is crazy I know right so we could Spott in some

More villagers cuz it looks like they’re making friends and they live with other villagers so let me throw some over here and all villagers go to your house and Crystal I think you need to put more beds in I’m sorry I’m doing it really fast oh my gosh Crystal you have to be

Faster that’s why none of them are going back here so hard I’m so big oh yeah we are super duper chunky but let me put one over here so now if I hit the Bell people should go over there and okay perfect now every house has villagers in

Them oh yeah B there’s a bunch roaming around hey get inside yes go away and hold up it’s actually working look they’re all going inside and they’re moving houses so they each have room in them oh yay wao your son going to have food for days yes Siri

But hold up Crystal we don’t have a place to actually prepare food oh my gosh what are we going to do with all the rotten flesh we need to make a kitchen yes sir ski so let’s grab all of the kitchen necessities and of course oh

No this actually hurts me we have to use green kitchen counter since we’re zombies who bab no I’m sorry I’m sorry we can’t use blue crystal we’re literally mutant giant zombies but I put a little table in the middle of the kitchen so it looks very very nice and

We’re going to need to grab some OHA sinks and oh they’re also in green yes sir skin hey look this is just a one time thing me using green oh my gosh but I’m at least using some light blue water my favorite color green and blue go together so well dude you’re actually

Kind of right it looks really good but look I’m putting some fridges down because guess what my favorite food is O is it rotten flesh Hey what how did you actually guess that it is rotten flesh and I need to make these fridges filled with them to the brim BS is rotten flesh

Busing dude yes it’s a villager delicacy that means it’s like super fancy try one all right let me give this a try oh no is he actually about to try it he’s a m Snow Golem oh no oh my goodness did you just throw up dude rotten flesh is gross how do you

Eat that well that’s cuz I’m a zombie look I didn’t think you were actually going to eat it but hold up I just got a very silly idea Crystal what’s your idea what what if we get chairs and sit in them can you sit in them will your B fit

In oh yeah what the heck that looks so goofy oh my go so that means everyone will fit in chairs so let’s put one for you one for me one for Luke one for Alexa one for Roxy one for Lily and then we need one for all three of the kids so

1 2 three so we can have a family dinner oh yeah sit down and one I want to see how it looks like oh all right Boop do I look Goofy your whole butt is off the chair hey don’t look at my butt hey chill

Chill chill but hold on wait a minute do you know what we need what do we need we need plates for everyone dog cuz I want everyone to enjoy their meal I don’t want them to say it’s gross and throw up like Luke did sorry it’s okay Luke It’s

Okay but for me you and our side we can all eat rotten flesh now what do Blaze people eat lava oh yeah you’re totally right so let’s put one for Roxy one for Lily and one for their kid now what do snow golems like ly eat carrots because

You book carrots on snowman oh my gosh Crystal your brain is a genius cuz you put carrots on the nose of snowmen they are going to love that oh my gosh but hold up Crystal we may have a little bit of a tad bit of a little bit

Of a tiny problem look at the floors oh no it’s all dirt I know it’s super duper ooper poop super gross we need something that looks pretty and is green and I know exactly what what are you going to use I’ll show you in a second I think

You’re really going to like this slash slash set that let me throw down some boo bossy Cobble Stone W baby that looks so good I know right this is super sauce and hold up I have a really genius idea check out what I’m about to do I’m about

To expand it all on this layer I’m making a second floor yeah but not only that I’m about to do something even crazier your mind is literally about to get exploded right now well I don’t want my mind to explod don’t worry don’t worry it’s not going

To be that bad but I’m going to expand the side of our boy’s head he is going to have like big ears what big ears yeah you heard that right so we have more room cuz I don’t want our son thinking that we don’t have a big house duh at

What is Roxy doing I’m spying on you so I know what to build what um that boy is stealing our builds now you know I’m just going to come inside are you hey Roxy chill chill no you can’t steal our bills okay so you have rotten dude why

Would you build R are you serious are you really going to steal our builds yeah I am oh my really bro Roxy moment but check it out Crystal look at how much I’m expanding does the zombie still look good from the outside let me check oh all right thank you very much I’m

Just no what do you mean no like no as in yes no babes not at all what are you talking about 1 second Crystal let me just finish off the head and let’s see okay let’s see how it looks and oh no what the heck that boy got a flappy

Ear hey Luke that’s a part of his looks that that we did it on purpose I’m doing it to the other side what bab you are we have to cuz Luke is roasting it now we have to go all the way dude he’s going to have the biggest head in the world

Hey Luke don’t be rude it’s average it’s average oh my goodness gracious nothing is wrong with with that check it out boom now I have to hollow it out from the inside and Crystal we need a way to get upstairs so right over here we have

To put some ladders and since we is some wide boys One ladder layer is not enough I literally can’t climb it we need three in a row so let’s Place three just like that break these blocks and wait can we fit here okay okay we can’t fit here so

Let’s set it all the way up so we can get safely up here now we need to use the magical one and we have have to set some air and the easiest way is for me to get outside and oh my gosh I am such

A thick boy I can’t even fit now let me go here fly all the way around just like that then let’s set it all into some air yay babes it worked Luke don’t look oh no what’s up with his head yo hey it’s not funny Lily say something nice please oh that thing

Is crazy hey Lily it’s not oh my God J this looks so silly Crystal stop this looks fine it’s fine it is not fine boy what is that boy hey not you two Alexa I will not be disrespected by Alexa take that back never he has such a big head

Oh my all right crystal everyone inside everyone inside villagers inside I know they’re judging it in their head everyone go inside right now I can’t believe this Crystal come on he has a big head even the vill wait was that youu or was that the actual villager talking

That was an actual villager OHS oh my gosh but hold on wait a minute Crystal this is going to be our giant mutant zombie room wow okay Crystal if you were a giant mutant zombie what would you want your room to have um maybe a giant bed yes exactly what I

Was thinking and I’m going to use light blue beds all the way down just like that and since we are giant we’re going to have to double up no cap so let’s go all the way down here with light blue then double up on the other side oh my

Gosh check it out Crystal we’re going brazy right now babes I love how it looks I know right in oh my gosh I just got the bestest ideas for what to make our bed look like we can make it look like a villager house oh yeah that’s

Such a good idea thank you so can you go all around and play some Oak planks just about this high so we’re able to stand on the inside okay all right I got you thank you very much let’s go all the way around just like that then go on this

Side place it going up over here then blah blah Boop then blah blah blop and Crystal we must connect bab I’m finishing this wall nice let’s go all the way around over here like that and wo it’s connected now we just need an entrance so we can break this open like

That break it here and is that entrance thick enough for us to get inside do we fit and we fit perfectly oh my gosh now all we need is the Villager roof so let’s grab some normal oak logs and we could put it over here for the frame and

Then we can move it one block inside to make a super spinny roof bab I love spinny roofs made too they’re super duper lit so let’s go inside and let’s do the spinning roof first starting over here like this going all the way around awesome SAU then just connect it all the

Way down and over y now let’s make the spinning roof go on the inside one more layer all right got you thank you very much let’s go all the way around here yay all the way around here y then we just need to fill it all up on the top

Do it all righty I’m doing it and Crystal does it look swag from the outside babes it doesn’t look swag it look swaggy sauce Wow Let’s go and oh my gosh we’re M zombies living in a villager house that’s so cool and we can

Go to sleep here me me me me me me chryst are you sleeping yeah it’s just so comfortable wake up I’m awake I’m awake okay awesome sauce but our room is lit and you know we have to do right crystal our son needs a room we can’t be

Meanie peeny parents yes bab you’re totally right but hold up if we don’t make him perfect that boy is going to like chop our heads off he had some anger management issues yeah we need to take him to some classes I know but okay okay okay H if I was a baby mutant

Zombie what would I want to live in O ooh ooh I know um why did you break it really dude what what do you know Luke a villager’s face that is such a wait a minute that’s actually a genius idea why did you just come up with the genius

Idea Luka it’s because I am a genius whoa that is facts but hold up Luke hold this boy in your hand for me please all right I got you my boy thank you and all right all right I didn’t see what a villager looks like and okay do not move

Luke I’m going to have him on the side like that so I can still see his face while I’m in the creative menu all right I’m going freeze myself we’re going to need some brown mushroom blocks for that big nose and then we need something for his little mouth how about some dirt

What dirt I was thinking more Brown Terra cot that looks way better and we also need some green for that boy’s eyes so let’s grab some lime then finally we need white for the other part of his eye boom okay okay yeah Mr villager don’t

Move I need to count how many pixels are on your face 1 2 3 one 2 for the nose then eight okay so it’s eight in total so let’s go over here 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 and you know what I’m going to make an

Extra big luk can I move now oh oh oh yeah yeah you could move you could move I’m sorry I’m sorry yeah unfrozen oh my goodness were you really just not breathing that whole time yeah I don’t need to I’m a snow golem oh that totally

Makes sense but hold on wait a minute let me build all around and yo luk yo he’s in my bed hey I’m my get him oh my God are you dude Luke what are you doing I did not say not hold him Crystal should we punish Luke by eating his head

Yes babes that would be funny hey no it wouldn’t oh my gosh but all right all right all right I need to build his face so first idea to do his giant nose in the middle so let’s grab the mushroom blocks like that and oh no that job is G

Gantic oh my gosh our son is going to love this right crystal yeah he’s going to be like saying her her her while he’s sleeping W our son is not going to talk villager but now we need to do his little eyeballs so we could put one up

Over here like that then the white on that side then do the same over here throw it up then the white on the other side like that now we need that boy’s unibrow so let’s grab some brown terracotta put it just like this and oh my gosh that boy is looking

Silly I’m loving that nose I know right now we have to do his little mouth behind his nose like that then like that awesome and wow now we just got to fill that boy in everyone help me out right now now it’s now never let’s do this oh

My you could tell I’m excited by how I just sing that so you must be super excited yes Siri so let’s build that boy’s face out all the way around like that and oh my gosh there’s multiple villagers hey why are they following me I want to eat blue boys butt what’s up

Hey I’m supposed to be eating your butt I’m eating your butt hey oh my gosh that boy is weird but whoa this is lit but wait a minute Crystal how are we supposed to get inside we we can’t fit through his nose yeah we need to make a

Bigger door or I have a better idea what if we just replaced all of these blocks over here with ghost blocks so first let’s go back around like that break all of these blocks cuz we can fit then using the ghost block check it out Crystal we can just make all of these

Ghost blocks so we can go through it so let’s set it all just like this baby awesome sauce babes I absolutely love it thank you and we can make it go all the way around like that and wa wait that’s too big it’s supposed to stop right over

There so his face doesn’t look silly so let’s set it down and awesome now we can walk up inside wo we’re in that boy’s face but babes it’s super empty oh my gosh you’re totally right we need to grab some beds and of course we’re going to do our

Combo but I’m going to throw in some greens so he always remembers that he’s a zombie oh yeah good idea thank you and I’m going to put four like that then I can put two green ones over here like this then on the other side throw some more

S oh yeah yeah that’s looking swaggy but his room is super duper empty oh my gosh who wants a room that literally just has a bed are you serious right now this is whack I know I don’t oh my gach but hold up I have a really good idea we need to

Give our boy a whole wardrobe oh yeah oh yeah so you can store his clothes exactly so let’s put it all around like that and in the middle we should put some armor stand so we can pick out whatever he likes to wear yep let’s hope

He can fit in there don’t worry Crystal he totally K cuz he’s a lot smaller than us now what type of outfits do kids nowadays wear bab’s gold armor is so in right now oh my gosh all right all right we have to do whatever is trending with

The kids okay yeah gold armor is looking pretty swag now can I put diamond is that trending with the kids I hope so oh gosh we’re doing it no matter what Crystal I don’t care what the kids be thinking we need that diamond sh that

Boy going to be blinging now ooh I have another good idea what about leather babes no no no leather armor is not in right now what all right what about chain is that cool yeah that’s totally in oo awesome all right I’m getting a full set of that ch ch chain armor and

Let’s put that John on it shees chain is super drippy now the final armor we’re going to bling our son out with that neite oh no babes you know that’s really expensive yes sersi we’re the cool parents that buy our kids anything oh yeah and I know it would make this room

Have a little bit of pizzazz what is it check it out a giant TV on the top of the roof all the way up here so while he’s laying in bed chilling he could be watching TV yay that’s awesome I know right but hold up Crystal if his friends

Come over they literally have nothing to do what are they going to do try on his clothes and just lay on his bed that’s whack if you were a baby zombie what would you want to do in your house probably play around with toys oh my

Gosh yes play around with toys we need a playroom oh how do we get there I have a great idea for that too since baby zombies can’t stand in the sun because it’s going to burn them we got to make our son a way to travel outside and I

Know the funnest way towards water slide I was thinking the same thing oh yeah yeah so Crystal look I’m going to build the middle of the water slide and you build the left side and the right side okay all right on it let’s do this

And we go make our water slide go all the way down and around just like that easy pickings oh my gosh our son’s going to love this and we can have our playroom around all the way here so let’s set it down and look check it out

Do you like our water slide ooh that thing looks litty I know and Crystal we can make it lead underground underground yeah you heard that right crystal we’re zombies we’re supposed to live in caves and stuff oh yeah that is right so let’s go down over

Here just like this and we’re going to have to shave some blocks so we still fit down so yes that’s perfect now let’s go underground and he should totally be safe in here I hope so yeah he will cuz the sun can’t reach him he’s underground

And Crystal are you working on the other side now yeah that’s why I’m not there oh okay that makes sense and let me just do this side for you and I’m going to connect the other side back up to you as well okay all right thank you no problem

We is connecting oh yeah what’s goody with the hoodie let’s go around over here just like that and connected nice now we have to put walls around the water slide so we don’t fall off yeah I’ll do one side and you do the other yes sir ski our teamwork is so good I

Totally ship SS and Crystal but don’t let anybody hear that oh no wait what did I just hear that right yeah it’s me I’m the one saying oh na now what Lily you’re not supposed to that that’s not your s what what oh I’m so confused even

Lily saying oh na now oh my goash crystal this is weird it’s kind of silly I know that is very silly Lily never says oh no that’s always the think Luke does but at least lukee didn’t say it pH we dodg a close one there

Oh is that boy singing a Melody to the O Naas are you serious right now y luk stops I just had to you feel me I don’t feel you at all I do not feel anything that you’re saying Luke that is just not true well you and chore goals

That’s all I had to say go what does goals even mean Crystal what what what what does that mean goals do we have that means relationship goals oh no that’s actually sus no no no that’s super sus Crystal you do know that relationships are like for old people

And I’m not old yeah babes but we’re in a relationship what oh not Crystal we are not in a relationship you can’t no that that’s not true right we literally have a child we no that’s from a chest Crystal from a Minecraft chest that that’s how we have a child no we just

Have a child oh my no bro n but I finished a walk Crystal did you finish yours almost I’m on the last turn ooh nice and I’m going to go all the way around just like that and then I’m going to connect back up to you so Crystal

That means I’m literally doubling what you’re doing I’m that guy pal no you’re not I literally am check it out oh yeah oh what’s good Crystal let’s connect this John I’ll do the bottom blocks like that and you connect the top all right

Got you and I’m too big to fit up I have to go all the way around but now we needs to grab some water yeah I wanted to ride it all right let’s do it let’s grab the water then grab some fence gates like this then Bop B Bop so now

The water won’t leave it’s just going to stay over here and yes it’s working perfectly Crystal I’m riding down it while you’re going oh no Crystal’s in a boat that looks so goofy and he Crystal wait there there’s no water there wait I’m going so slow oh no crystal is

Literally riding on air boy but Crystal you have to wait for me one second oh man I wanted to have some fun hey I want to have fun too oh my gosh really Crystal’s going before me uh what happened to the floor I’m trying to

Break the bat oh no we had a little accident but help me with the water please all right I got you I’ll fill it up thank you let’s go all the way around and fill up the water oh yeah yeah boop boop Bo boop boop then let’s go down

Over here make the water turn on to this side like that and wait I think it should stop right over here so we can just throw the last bit of water awesome sauce B I’m riding down wait hey wait wait I’m coming too I’m coming too put

Two boats down please all right one and let me see if I have room oh my gosh Crystal are we just that big at oh no we look super goofy B move forward I’m ready you ready to go yeah 1 2 3 go Crystal this is

Lit oh my gosh we are so big rided oh yeah o turn villagers are there villagers in our water slide I’m ringing the bell oh yeah ring the bell boys get out of here and I’m hey hey they keep hopping back in yo get out my boy you’re

Not that guy you’re not allowed to be hey Crystal I can’t even move and these villagers are actually trolling me right now go back Crystal I think we have to get rid of these guys oh no ring ring ring get out of here there better not be

One oh no Crystal there’s one left I can’t move get in your houses Crystal I’m literally being trolled okay I’m moving the boats and yo my brother M if you don’t get inside right now they going to be a problem there I’m giving you one chance head okay he’s leaving

Now go inside of your house now we should be good Crystal so pull up over here into the playroom all right I’m coming so we can make it waterfall slide you down like that and then land right over here oh my gosh that’s lit but make

Sure to put walls on on the water slide because it would be terrible to fall in the void right here right yeah that would be really really really bad so let’s put the walls like that and then we could do the same thing with the gate so the water doesn’t overflow let’s put

Some here like this then put some on top just like that so boom no water flows but we can easily walk through it like that babe it’s really cool but there’s nothing down here I now we have to make a giant room and what color should we

Make the playroom out of please make it light blue yes I was thinking the same thing let’s grab some light blue wool and we could set the first position over here and we’re going to need a magic wand so let’s grab it and I’m about to make this playroom super duper Saucy so

Luke is jealous and yo Luke why is you building something underneath your house are you copying me nuh-uh what what do you mean nuh-uh this seems like you’re copying me nope it’s a totally original idea OHS wait what are you doing wao why do I see snow being placed cuz I’m

Making a SPL fory wa that’s actually lit I love sple and mutant zombies are super thick so that means even if you break the block underneath me you have to break like 10 BS I’m going to win cuz I’m the snow golem baby oh no but you’re not that guy

That’s not what you are so Crystal we have to put walls all around over here two blocks high so our baby zombie doesn’t fall off that would be super embarrassing really bad too I know right so let’s go all the way around and I’m going to use the magic wand for this y

Let’s set it to some light blue wool then fly over y put light blue wool and then finally y ye put light blue over like that oh yeah we can’t walk the water slide oh yeah you’re totally right we need to leave it open so that you can

Easily walk in and out of it like this and playroom floor has been made but Crystal what do we play with we need villager toys o great thinking I’m going to make some villager toys for our kids so let’s put some something like that easy pickings and I know what you’re

Saying you’re about to be like that doesn’t look like a villager trust the process that doesn’t look like a villager hey wait Crystal I just said trust the process cuz now I’m going to make it look like a villager let’s use this special command and boom check it

Out Crystal we now have villager heads oh yeah wao this kind of looks like a villager what hey that looks exactly like a villager yo villager you look exactly like these boys you are my toys oh yeah my son is going to love this Crystal and I know what else to put in

The playroom what are you putting we could put a little bouncy house so our son jumps around yes exactly so let’s place the bouncy floor just like this and it’s going to be in the middle so he can bring all of his friends along to play

Luke do you give your son permission to come over to the zombie house only if you take good care of him all right I got you my boy yay it’s a play dat wait bab did I just hear something about a date with me and you what no no what are

You no no there is no date what no that is not at all what I said yeah Crystal there’s a date between you two no there’s not but whoa the Bounty house is lit Crystal jump with me this is so much fun all right I’m coming yay and wait

Wait I have a really good idea I’m going to make a platform right over here like this that we could climb up and then jump from super high oh yeah so we can get a big bounce exactly so let me place the ladders and hey that’s still not

Enough for my big butt to get up all right what about this much so let’s climb up like that then y oh my gosh this is so much fun awesome you go Crystal all right watch this 360 wa you’re literally that guy pal that was awesome sauce but what other game

Should we put in the playroom for our little baby omy and his friends babes what if we make a zombie RAC trck oh my gosh that would be so much fun yes and we could race up against everyone so we can do it right over here look I’m about

To make three pods just like that and we’re all going to be Racers so let’s grab some black wool for the floor of the racetrack and then we have to place it going all the way down over here and Crystal copy what I do on this racetrack

To the others okay all right on it let’s do this oh my God we’re going to have the most Lous racetrack ever and you’re going to get smoked by the way no I’m not you’re going to get smoked no way Jose you’re not that guy pal and I’m

Going to put a turn right over here oh goodness gracious and it’s a super tight turn so if you mess up even a little bit you go in off the edge boy so let’s make it turn all the way here like this and make sure that it’s still thick enough

So we could fit on like that and boom okay perfect now Crystal do the turn over there for yours too Bab I don’t know how to oh my are you actually big noobing right now here I got you Crystal let me make the turn out over here and

You can start on the other one okay all right got you let’s do this and the turn could go out all the way here then down like that oh yeah now we just have to do the same for this let’s put the two blocks over here like that all the way

Down and then from the turn boom you can hit a drift and go forward Oh yay but is this safe no what of course of course not Crystal we’re above the void on cars and I don’t even think we fit on a car I’m going to put a Fen why hey Crystal

Chill chill chill don’t be a baby we don’t need fences we’re big boys J I don’t think this is safe don’t worry don’t worry Luke is fine with his son doing crazy things like this right Luke do you even care no you have to take good care of my son what oh really

You’re making spliff yeah but it’s fun spliff yeah but what happens if he falls you fall off the world serious right now bro Luke is actually W trolling right now but check it out Crystal we got the triple turn now we can make it go forward this way

All right I’m coming so I could put the first position over here then fly all the way down like that and then boom I can instantly set a floor of black wool baby yagi and Chris I’ll do the same for you let me set the first position there

Second position here boom and then first position here build all the way down like that and we could throw down the second position right over here y yay wow bab amazing I know right and then we can make it Loop all the way around so that the finish line is right over here

At Crystal so let’s do a turn this way and we could work on the first one and then we could just copy it over all right I’m doing it let’s go baby and look come over here and help us please ooh you want some helps I’m pulling up

Yes sir ski can you copy what we’re doing to one of the Tracks please all right I got y’all let’s do this and make sure that it’s always three blocks wide because we don’t want anybody slipping I’m I’m fine with your kid and Roxy kid

Slipping but not my kid what you have to treat our kids like your own bro no way you’re not my kid luk but he’s staying over your house so he basically is for that moment all right fine you’re right fine fine fine I have to be a good adult

Fine Luke fine oh it’s just so hard being an old person well that’s the life you chose when you have kids boy oh my God Luke you’re being extra mature today I’m very proud of you yes sir and SS you want to try one of my boogers they’re

Delicious what the never I take that back oh my are you Ser oh my goodness gracious Crystal you did not hear that J that’s so funny that is not funny oh my don’t nobody want to try your froz oh my N I do not want it b boom

Made the racetrack come all the way back around and ooh Crystal you already set the floor for this one so let me help you out and wait actually Luke’s already on it so I’ll just do this one okay all right babes let’s go all the way around

We’re racing super fast was you singing OHS yes sir that’s the official OHS racetrack theme music waa that thing is epic I know right so after I beat you you’re going to Hear nope cuz after I beat you I’m going to be like right foot creep I with that he you are not hitting the gritty onu cuz you ain’t going to win boy oh yeah actually I am going to win cuz I am that guy pal you’re not that guy and you

Never will be that guy but Boom Crystal final stretch we could just place the block straight down all the way over here like this Yes baby it’s awesome boom set it now let me do it on this side wait wait actually has to be over here so it doesn’t touch yours so let’s

Set it all the way down like that then finally the racetrack should be complete and wait Crystal do you still have a layer yeah oh no but wait wait if we all three work on it we should meet up in literally 0.005 seconds yes sir let’s go oh yeah I’m speedr running this

John that’s another song of the oh steam music oh is that the building music yeah and yes it’s good now Crystal now it’s three blocks thick and you guys know what time it is we need to grab some carts and I’m racing y’all too nope

It’s time oh yeah yeah and I’m about to grab a light blue one oh yeah and I’m going to be on the middle track boopy boop I’m in and oh no I look so goofy right now dude how do you even fit in that I know Ryan are you in a shopping

Cart Yep this is my vehicle of choice boy and wait Crystal what are you in oh you’re in a sign one all right right on your marks get in go hey Crystal started early n now I have to smoke you drift oh okay that was embarrassing drifting

Here is super risky I know but I’m going to do it again cuz I’m that guy slow and I I won Crystal I beat you I beat you I totally beat you no you didn’t I totally did you want to go again yeah sure all right let’s do it let me grab

My car and yo villager get out of my y oh that boy just finessed my Whip Yo and luk where’d you go nope I broke my T Oh no you’re bugging I’m here to race boy what oh my gosh Roxy you really think they’re that guy huh well all right hey

Roxy we have to say on your marks get set go oh my okay what the Roxy chill all right I’m ready all right put your card down luk can you give us the count please on your marks get set go they both sh oh no but hold up

Hey luk look come on okay I’m St I’m St I almost fell but Roxy I’m catching up boy hey you’re not skirting like that guy pal drift drift no I came in second no I totally made it first you know what I’m going for lap

Two you guys ready Y come in wait what Roxy are you going the other way oh no Luke Roxy is W you bugging right now that’s minus one lap I know right oh no but hold up I’m going try and D ah oh I just did a drift and who just put booster

Pads oh no I didn’t even think about booster pads and oh booster pads are crazy that’s so much speed I know and wait thank you Roxy for giving me this idea we should add booster pads all in the front like this to make it even more

Super awesome Luke clear out all of the vehicles please they’re clear and I’m going to put boosters on every time that it becomes straight so we can get super speed so let’s put it there we could put ones over here like this Y and oh no

This going to be devious then we could put some at the very end so we all get a boost dude this race is going to be intense all right Roxy Crystal are youall ready to rumble yes sir all right everyone put your cars down and seriously no cheating

Only go after Luke says go okay all right yeah I’m going to make it official with this ooh ooh ooh really smart you could use the magic W to instantly delete it on your marks get set no I oh my gosh all right I think the boosters are a little bit crazy right

Yeah you all instantly crashed okay okay okay I’m going again I’m going again I think I can still do it you just need to have full control all right ready guys wait wait I’m coming this is lit all right L give us a countdown please three 2 1

Go my guys that is so hard I need to do it again I need to do it again that’s lit first person to do it gets a piece of poop no but hold up oh it’s just calculating that drift it’s so difficult slow and said wins the race hey hey Luke

Chill with your baby talks that is not true oh my gosh but wait a minute guys I think this is the one I’m literally feeling in my bones right now check it out you ready for this Roxy yeah okay wait I think I know what’s

Going wrong Luke we have to fill up all the holes right yeah that way we don’t fall off all right let’s do it help me out Luke sl/ set then we could throw down some black wool and make sure that there’s no holes all right yep we can’t

Fall off anymore I know Ed it would be super lit to go with the super speed boosters the reason there was holes is cuz I thought we were going to go slow but now we is going fast yep cuz we got speed on our mind boy I know right so

Let me set it like this and oh thank you Luke together we’re going so fast and Roxy and Crystal are just zooming right now we just made it and yeah Roxy you made it because I’m clearing it but is it more fun like this yeah it is oh my

Gosh yo Roxy almost made it that boy went exploding at the end holes dude all right we’re fixing the holes up Roxy you can help us if you want all right he’s just going to scirt never mind’s having too much fun and wow he just zoomed past

Me but let’s just fill up this hole over here and the ones with just a little hole is easyier to do by hand so let’s just throw the blocks down like that y now we just need to finish this and bit Luke are you ready for this b boom CH

Ching yes sir ski the track is now all good everyone Racers get in positions and luk can you get rid of those in the road yep let me fix it up real quick thank you and boom I am totally ready I’m in my car Roxy getting yours all

Right I’m ready to rumble Rumble all right let’s do this L really bro really didn’t even wait oh my god I didn’t even start my countdown I’m going and oh my gosh this is so much more fun I’m going to do it again and hey oh my gosh I’m

Getting rid of these villagers since I want to keep riding y move move move and I’m going to free up this area excuse me Luke you ready for this yep go for it all right y I’m hitting the fattest drift all right I still went flying oh no

Made wait what did I just see Roxy double lap triple oh I almost Che what is Roxy oh my go she’s on a triple lap right now I’ll pull it up right now you ready so let’s do this go and hit the turn okay I keep folding on the turn wait Lily are

You here yeah it’s so fun I heard you guys having so much SP I came oh nice let’s do this and okay okay hit the first okay hit the second okay okay go hit the booster then hit the third and yes I made a lap Roxy I double lap oh

Nice and hold up oh yeah oh yeah oh oh double La I’m out to double LA right now I’m catching up you Ro hold it hold it oh my gosh this is super SW hey all right all right guys I say that we have an official race who’s

Ready me all right there’s only three people allow in the race I’m in the middle one who else is going hi babes I’m here too oh okay Roxy and Crystal Luke put the blocks again all righty I’m setting up the barriers yes sir ski and give us the countdown on your marks get

Set go oh my gosh I just went flying are you serious first you have to do five lap you have to do five laps I’m still my first lap oh no five lap first goodness oh what you did not get your second a’t no way it’s true what oh my goodness I

Got the zoo Luke are they actually on their third or are they big bing Yep they’re being legit homes oh no I’m still on my second right now a drift are you guys serious right now you guys are under Forest am I actually Doo water I’m going to start griefing them yes grieve

Them I’m on my oh my gosh I just fell oh wait wait I just hit my fourth I just hit my fourth y guys are you serious are you serious you got smoked are you serious but dude isn’t that super awesome guys it’s so intense I know I had so much fun this

RAC track is totally legitness and oh my gosh what the what Roxy is that a racetrack of your own yeah but now we have jumps whoa I need to see this all right right I’m starting from the front of your base I need to see this right

Now what’s good with the hoodie welcome to the crib wow Roxy Lily this place is SAU and wow is this literally the nether yeah this is a Nether Fortress with blaze dude you have Blaze Spawners that’s super sauce wait why is there an end portal I don’t know it just looks

Cool oh my gosh that’s how it works it wo are these Blaze flat yeah they are that is super lit and wo nether portal and are these Striders yeah this is parkour don’t fall in wait a minute oh my gosh I see it now we have

To climb up the ladders and do the parkour Luke is you peeping me right now yeah you going crazy yes sir I I am so thick it’s hard by wait if I come back y then oh oh oh and then go up here and hey hey I I my head can’t fit

Over there but jump around then oh jump around and go is this fence jumps Roxy yeah this is ultra hard Lily added it oh no Lily you are crazy try your best home I got you I fell okay Lily I’m going to try my best right yes and whoa is this your rooms

Roxy yeah this is me and Lily’s room wa that’s so cool and you guys even have giant TVs said why are you not playing Kung Fu hes cuz this is you the one that’s about to get squashed by the finger hey this is fake that’s not real

K Fu fake K fues oh my gosh hey break it how come it’s not break it get out of here fake Kung fues Crystal can you believe this this is not real I love that show oh no y’all just whing but what the what is this hes do you

Want to try it out yeah what do I do just run pass all right I’m going in game mode survival and I’m running and okay guys fire really hurts as a mutant zombie blow me out Crystal go blow me out oh my gosh did you just fart on me I

Was already good oh yeah but you’re good now too oh my gosh but whoa we made it to the racetrack I’m grabbing my whip boy and excuse me guys is it lit up it’s super lit oh my gosh turn oh hit a turn it spin the BL

Oh my gosh that is insanely hard yep you went so fast but wa wait guys I have a w life hack to do look look look I’m going to grab the coordinates of over here so we can just teleport ourselves back instantly ooh smart so let me hit sltp a

And oh it works perfectly okay okay okay so after we try it I’m going hit it let’s hit it I’m on my whip in let’s go oh my gosh I’m zooming I’m zooming oh oh spin the block oh okay that did not go right but we could just teleport back

Booms you got this all right check this out okay okay we spin down then we spin down then we go here and okay here we got him no oh my God I almost made it it’s so hard Roxy what’s the strategy you have to drift when you land oh you

Have to drift okay okay so I’m landing then I hit a drift and no oh my gosh are you serious I was super duper erer pooper close try the shopping car ohms at slower wait oh okay pass me the shopping cart please all right go for it

All right let’s do it and oh yeah you’re right this is way more manageable so let me hit the shopping cart go down and then hit a drift really bro but that was so much closer Luke drop it again all right go for it HS all right let’s do

This I need everyone to root for me m you got this B oh yeah oh yeah oh I’m going in oh I have to spin the oh my God pleas you teleported me to I was almost there no sorry sorry drop me a shopping cart ly all righty here

You go HS hey look they’re going without me oh my n but hold up let me hop in this bad boy and we are off oh yeah oh yeah W recovery I know you saw that Luke I know you saw that and spin the block

Spin the block oh oh spin the block oh oh oh spin the block let’s go oh that was awesome Roxy this is legitimately the most coolest thing ever yeah it is right super swag and Luke you better have something as cool as this I’m pulling up right now

And wao are these ice trees all around your igloo yeah super chilly dude seriously chilly my toes is Frozen right now woo cold o cold o cold I like it though it’s so nice oh my gosh really bro I can’t fit thank you Roxy yeah I

Had to break it and wo it says sple Arena that’s lit and there’s some shovels but ooh this is L’s and Alexa’s room and really yep sorry it’s not very mutant friendly dude oh my gosh what the what is that yo what’s this new trend going around Kung

Fu Nots Yep this show right here is lit the finger like H up up hey get out of here no no no no no Roxy move I can’t fit anywhere Roxy we’re both giant we have to have some room between each other look where what is your B oh no and wait

Is this ly Junior’s room yeah he gets lyan here and is he really watching not Kung Fu Ms get out of here you’re not that guy not Kung Fu Ms and what is this is this an ice bath yep stay in there if you could do the challenge I literally

Can’t walk in cuz it doesn’t have any room are you serious right now all am how about now I can’t yo just break it guys break it break it it’s break I’m getting out of there it is way too cold my toes just got frozen well you know

What that means SP time yes sir everyone grab a shovel and are you serious Luke uh what’s up I I can’t even fit we have to break the roof oh yep I didn’t really think about that you guys are giant oh my and the water is overflowing replace near 10 water into

Air like that now we should be good this is a total mess I know right Luke did not think about this whatsoever but okay let’s just break around here like this and boys we’re now ready I’m putting everyone in survival mode everyone pick a corner 3 2 1 go and you’re getting

Smoked you’re getting smoked oh gosh oh oh gosh hey Roxy you’re not that guy hey you’re not that guy hey Roxy cheating he went up and oh no Luke you fell and oh oh it’s getting devious out here you guys are getting cleared I’m not getting cleared you’re getting clear wait wait

Back up watch your jet watch your jet oh no oh no this crazy and Luke I’m going to get you I’m going to get you and he hi Crystal bye Crystal hi Crystal did Crystal just build blocks cheating cheater pumpkin eater I still have that but wait a minute building

Blocks that’s actually genius hold up let me just hit a and yes that’s genius excuse me crystal I got somewhere to be hey hey hey that wasn’t part of the plan hes yes sir it was I’m going all the way up nothing can stop me yeah if I break

It hey well if I break your block Rocky you really want smoke huh let’s do it let’s do it no no you’re not that guy pal you’re not that guy pal you’re not that guy even though you’re my BFF you going to get BF destroyed oh no I’m

Going to just got you no you’re not oh no oh I got him down and Luke how many layers are there I already smoked Roxy like 10 times you’re almost there don’t worry and oh no it’s the final layer I see it that’s devious yo chill yo you’re

Going to get down no you are Roxy cuz you’re not that guy hey hey roxxy’s punching I got you that’s against the rules Roxy final level final level I told you the song was going to come back Crystal baby you’re not getting me yes I am hey is that you L

Come over here run me that cheeks boy hey chill stop y balls at me oh my gosh let’s go Roxy you’re not that guy I hope you Roxy he’s puning you’re going to get destroyed he’s wildin Roxy come here and wait are we the last two boys chill oh

No oh no oh no oh no let’s go you forgot about me wait what Crystal’s still alive and really Crystal you’re camping wait Crystal if you come down I’ll give you a smooch oh yeah yeah yeah yeah just come down over here Ain’t No Way boy ain’t no way just just come down

Come down over here please just yes yes yes there’s no smooch no no yes are you serious I just got smoked by Crystal really bro dude you got smoked but Luke your crib is super duper ooper o awesome but everyone check out ours and wait a minute my son needs to check this

Out let me Spawn that boy in whoow father I’m back with the boys wait W Crystal are these the other kids oh no it’s baby Luke and hold up is that baby waxy yeah this is a poopy boy monster what I am not a poopy boy monster I’m a big boy Crystal don’t

Laugh at that don’t laugh at that but welcome everyone remember baby mutant ohy when you said you wanted a litty crib yeah Dad I remember that did you do it oh yeah I did check it out what the heck is that why is my ears gigantic

Daddy um don’t you like it look so silly hey it’s not silly it’s very serious well baby ly do you like it y his head is giant I know his head is Giant and we also have a bunch of villagers over here baby oh so you can eat snacks yeah I’m

About to eat one come here villager boy oh yeah what’s up oh my gosh Crystal AR son is crazy at least he made me El oh no is he about to eat the Villager hey Crystal move I want to see this happen I want to see this

Happen oh no he has him in his hand I’m going to hear you boy BL br oh yeah Dad he’s running away Dad this is embarrassing oh my gosh babyes I got you here and then what how is he surviving daddy you didn’t think of this you’re

Embarrassing me in front of the boys sorry wait wait wait there you go eat up this is delicious did you guys all just eat him yeah delicious oh no you guys are all Wilding but check it out guys follow me around over here and we have a secret

Way to get inside the crib walk through the face boy huh that really works yes sir and over here watching double Kung Fu ohms oh my favorite H oh you like it daddy my new favorite show is n Kung Fu HS the one with the finger yeah Daddy

Get out of here oh yeah I’m putting n Kung Fu HS on oh no you better not you better not boom daddy check that out oh my gosh are you serious is right now but over here guys check it out we have a giant dinner table where we can all eat

Y carot wait do you actually like carrots yeah it’s my favorite oh and you have rotten flesh and some lava for you waxy is waxy literally eating lava yeah this is so yummy wow they actually like it but now come up over here guys we

Have a giant bedroom I want to see it’s right over here this is mine and Crystal room and then this is yours you live in a villager’s head wa daddy does a sick boys pull up inside yeah I’m coming and this is your giant bedroom you guys can

All have sleepovers and here are some outfits and then over here is kung fu Ms do not break it please and then over here is a lit water slide to get to the playroom huh is it real yeah pull up come on baby OES get in a boat and swim

Down Dad this is lit I’m zooming Crystal are you taking care of our son right now no I don’t even know where he is what oh my gosh but we we made it down and welcome to the racetrack and son I will be racing you let’s do this Dad I’m

Already here oh my gosh wait wait baby ly do you want to go up against me too yeah I’ll go on the shopping car oh nice get on that one baby OHS let’s do this Daddy on your marks get set go hey hold up I’m going to and Hold Up Wait hey I’m

Not getting smoked by my own son hey okay okay we’re doing best two out of three okay you’re not that guy son you’re not that guy I’m that guy and wait Chris are you in the race too yeah I entered what oh no this is lit everyone just enter it I’m literally

Going Flawless right now no mistakes no mistakes hey baby waxy what are you saying I don’t speak baby I finished I just went off the middle oh my wait you guys all finished yeah Dad that was lit yay awesome I’m happy you like it baby Ms but that’s our house do

You like it overall Dad I’m very proud of you today I appreciate it yay thank you so you’re the best and wait what we have a happy ending let’s go but I have a good idea blow this place up yes sersi I’m about to replace the nearest 100

Blocks that are made out of green water some TNT daddy blow his sh up yo all right let’s do it I’m grabbing the flint and steel in three 2 one run now oh my good good good good goodness Gra everything’s gone guys why is there so

Leg because this is legit this what Roxy your SES alive like nothing happened yes sir and that was an awesome adventure and if you want to join us on the next click right here bye