My First Day on SMPEarth

Earth SMP earth SMP is a live-streamed survival multiplayer server with all of your favorite content creators and also Tommy and recently I got invited to a new minecraft server it’s a pretty normal experience except the entire map is of Earth and it’s filled with famous people I’ve been really enjoying it and

It’s super awesome to take part this is a highlights out of my first stream where I make enemies harass women and even steal from CaptainSparklez you know I helped you out back can you give me my iron back that you just needed whoa hey we’re friends this is what friends do

For each other I hope you enjoy this one since this is the most fun I’ve had playing Minecraft it’s a pretty long time also thank you for ninety thousand we’re getting close now sister hit hit subscribe please I mean 69% of you already I don’t even know just subscribe

Come on god thanks so much again to Wilbur Soup for saying the server up it’s it’s very awesome this is my experience of day one on SMP earth I hope you enjoy fellas I’m gonna be honest with you I’m a little bit nervous right now there is a call with all the famous

People I have ever I have ever watched and they are they are just sat there just sucker and I mean this is I my god okay chap we’re not gonna leave the IP I’m not gonna be the guy in the leaks the IP I really don’t want to be that

Guy this is gonna be rad does it work there’s my master plan work I swapped costume okay again we gotta go we go go back to casual mode chow what do I want to go why do I want to go okay we’re in Europe you know I’ve got to get to

Britain oh my god I don’t see anyone I’m completely and utterly alone alright now let’s let’s chop down this tree who went to Europe I want to know who my enemies are hello no I went to Europe I went to your I think we we got

It I got to pull up the dine map so we can meet up that way let me pull up oh oh that’s me that’s me why did the most people go a lot of people went over here it’s just it’s just captain and techno oh the night is setting already the

Night never meant to sound the British Empire the Sun never sets on the breaking already going against my my values I want to be the first to get full Dimond and kill every no that’s not don’t tell anyone I want to do you’re close to care 20 blocks away already

Who is this person let me go investigate my surroundings assert my dominance who is care where are they chat I’m gonna kill him I’m gonna stab them to demo that no I’m not I’m not I’m gonna go find them oh oh we there’s a lot of we

Frankie Mikey I asked before we started hacks aren’t allowed chat so the majority of my plan went downhill but it’s ok shout where is the where is the woman are they a woman I don’t know it doesn’t matter it’s unimportant they’re dead that’s all that matters

They are the prey for I am the predator oh my god I can’t call myself a predator and I’m not I’m not a posh menu ok whoa what’s my menu misc vehicles how do I get it hello there’s planes I use purchased a plane are you oh my god are

The other calls oh there’s my friends we’re heading to Spain look at the dynamap trying to find my first victim but no one seems to be coming I’m not sure I’m not trying to kill but I mean where am I oh we see is really close he’s really

Close laughter Kay oh I could have died ok I’m gonna find him I’m gonna find him and I’m gonna scare the living daylights out of him am I going the right way am i near him am i near him I want to find my first ally or victim oh hey I’m really

Near acai he has a sin his name so he must be cool where’s the ass chat where’s the ass I need to go down river down river ok ok let’s not hold the sword that’s not hold the sword let’s be friendly hello friend hello ass I this

Guy’s this guy’s infrared oh hey man hey what’s going on what’s going on I guess you’re pretty new here – a little bit yeah no I understand so have you got any any valuables you have you got a sword yet yeah really ok well this is gonna make my next move

Very good outside can you just wait there please hello again friend so here’s what I would like from fun there’s a watch out buddy watch out I’ve got you I’ve got you oh they weren’t sure that was me that was on me so strong thank you hey hey I’m Rob way

I’m glad we’re getting off to a good start my friend I’d like from you is I’m tryna you know you’re obviously a lot weaker than I am I could you know I could take you out so I was wondering if I could have some of your items not not

As a as a as a peace offering from you to me you know you’ve got the blue tie I’ve got the red tie maybe we could even be partners but I just a peace offering yeah I have some pretty flowers oh sorry I’m gonna wash you again I’d really like

Some vials now how much steak have you got that cuz food is gonna be a valuable resource in taking advice one sake left I’ve been sprinting for millennia you see that’s good I’m hot right up here yes I oh sorry sorry I don’t want to kill you outside we’re friends yeah I

Did I I’m glad you see it that way too you know what I like you outside I like I think we should what I’m thinking is what we can even work together or you can be my enemy now there is no in-between so what how was he’s like

This to go hey get back it get you sort of that we had a friendship screw that guy he’s made a big mistake I’m telling you now Jeff he betrayed me when I’m on my luck when I’m at my lowest point he is going to die I should have killed him

When I had the chance red alert si is sneaking up on you ready I don’t what that whoa oh my god okay I’m gonna make his shield I’m gonna he doesn’t even know he doesn’t even as soon as I get this shield okay I believe

You all now I believe you all hey si you coming back for more yes oh me oh you remember me si sneaky you associated with this this ass guy they will be very very careful about what you say next why yeah I just dance asleep I’m allergic to fancy he’s a dead man

That’s another one on the list techno blade noticed you of us that’s pong they have a shield I don’t even know what fields are just just giving in greetings just gonna join oh yes send that achievement in the chat send that 0.2 seconds after I get diamonds Tommy’s in my DMS like

What’s up my best friend how close is the cap to me oh he’s not far hey guys I’ll be with you soon I’m just trying to collect some reason beef with us I and now I’m gonna know sure I’m gonna go meet Sparkle I’m just gonna go greet him let’s not hold a

Sword let’s not let’s not this look intimidating but not threatening creeper hey you might not be here to contact I’m not buddy hey who goes there and why are you in the Kingdom of Jordan oh is this your kingdom this is the kingdom of you set foot inside the Kingdom of

Jordan yes oh my god my chat told me to kill you but I said I wouldn’t I said you know I wanted to I wanted to become friends I’m trying to make allies you know I’m trying to determine who hears the good word and here’s the booty yeah

Yeah sure the Kingdom of Jordan is a peaceful people who will only be aggressive if provoked yeah oh my god yeah he’s he’s kind of been wandering around a little bit Jordan has a few mobs in it you know yeah you want me to take him out for you

Captain I don’t think you understand how good I am at Jules you don’t you don’t even know do you say how good I am at Jules like you can do you can your rings and stuff like that what are you on about you said you’re good at Jules no I said

I’m gonna Jules o’doole sorry see here enjoy we have a different dialect okay okay watch it watch it how oh he’s on me I’m taking him out for you if you want to establish an ally ship this is exactly why warden here’s what I do I’ll

Hand you this pearl this pearl will be a symbolism of our ally ship that sounds great to me yeah watch out watch out creeper oh hey say the thing say the thing it’s it’s right over here dude you are literally in creeper Oman ah this is this is good this is good

Yeah exactly dude you know what you’re doing you sure know what you’re doing all right man well I’ll leave you be I uh you know I help you out iron back can you give me my iron back that you just needed whoa hey we’re friends right this is what friends do

For each other this is what they didn’t know no how much was it how much was it all of the iron that you probably have in your inventory right now hey man look at that have you seen my I ingest plate I’m an iron hard guy okay I’m not I didn’t I

Didn’t steal your iron you did you straight-up pulled a Skippy right here dude I need my iron back was it six okay we’re still allies right sorry okay yeah that’s good that’s good me too oh but if you if you come across the guy cord ass I just kill him on

Sight okay because I’m not I’m not cap this is kill him on sight I’m not an aggressor dude this is one of the policies you just got to take him out all right Kay okay it’s been very it’s been a pleasure I’ll uh I’ll see you into time just

Robbed CaptainSparklez you know me Joe I know he probably didn’t give back all the iron he probably stole straight up pulled a bit of a sketchy this two semis Skippy but um just uh just an average today sometimes you got to work with your enemies it happens si is in Italy I

Want I don’t want this ass I die ass I I want to establish that we’re enemies we are you just hear me we are enemies I just had a woman all right you dare make flames in my territory is this your territory listen here Cara I know CaptainSparklez with friends okay that’s

Right so he’ll he’ll have you he’ll have me yeah best friends were my thing oh no no we don’t have to do that we don’t know let’s stay here no that’s no that’s okay hey junkie hey I’m just bein oh I’m trying okay I’ve just been now this this is woman

Here and she just won’t leave me alone well I feel like you’re bothering people you’re going over to like after like you’re being alarming of you got a sort of a sigh Jesus don’t get me started on a sigh oh my god stop stealing my oh are you allowed to kill people

Tommy you can’t do this I’m gonna give you it I’m gonna give you three seconds okay okay business did you say business did you say yeah yes Tommy knows a little bit about oh boy okay okay bye bye bye cara cara just so you know me and you this isn’t over

This isn’t over Melissa rates tops I’m not gonna kill the woman going to be going to the woman I’m gonna get done editor make sure you include this I am NOT sexist I do not hate women I value everyone equally Cara but I value her equally okay

And I want that too oh my god just stop stop no roasted you What did he say Earth SMP Earth SMP is a live-streamed survival multiplayer server with all of your favorite content creators and also Tommy in it would on the street is that Tommy has weird

I’m [ __ ] famous but I sure as hell