My First Time Playing Bed Wars (and other Minecraft Minigames)

– I will be trying Minecraft mini games on Hypixel for the very first time with my good friend Pokemon seven, make sure to subscribe to my channel and Pokemon seven plays. And let’s dive in. Also side note, this first game, John was like, let’s test this off camera.

And then I started recording anyways. – [John] So here’s bed wars. So there’ll be like items that spawn here and you can go and upgrade your stuff to these two guys with that. And our bed once it’s destroyed, if we die, we’re done for good. But if the, our bed is still there,

Like I can jump off the edge and then spawn back. – So, so if we die, we’ll respawn? – [John] Yep. Until someone destroys our bed. – Okay. Well there’s people in the center there who already have enchanted things. I think we might be in trouble, John. – [John] Oh, 100%.

Yes, no, we are probably gonna lose first. So you don’t want to build a bridge. Like, once we build a bridge over there, they can get to our bridge. Ooh, but their bed is not heavily defended. Let’s just go for it man. Hey, we didn’t come in last. Hey look.

Two other teams are dead already. – What am I supposed to be doing with this bridge? There’s a handsome man with a lot of enchanted stuff on. – [John] Yeah, we’re gonna go die. But we’re going to die valiantly. I broke their bed. – Oh my God. You did?

– [John] I killed them. I did it. Wow, they were really bad, Mikey. – I got a diamond. – [John] Yeah, now we can steal from their forge and okay, I’ll come back. – I’m on the island with the diamond. Yeah, how do we get back to our stuff?

– [John] Just do a straight tower so that we don’t build a bridge that other people can use. – Okay. – [John] I’m gonna do that. Cool. Now I have permanent iron armor, and that’s pretty cool. You can get permanent iron armor. There’s gold in the chest.

Let me get some end stone because I can. Let me really make our bed very frustrating to break through. – Should I get the team upgrade with our diamond that gives us a heal pool? – [John] I, you know what? Hey, sure. Okay, I got a fireball.

I’m gonna throw a fireball at someone. – A singular fireball. – [John] Yeah. They can like break a bridge and like knock people into the void. Maniac miner, reinforce. Oh, I could reinforce our armor. Let’s do that. Cool. – Okay, yeah.

That was one of the things that I wasn’t sure what to do. – [John] We could just go on the offensive just because why not, I guess? I, our armor is extra reinforced. – I bought a water bucket. – [John] Aqua is over to our right,

And I don’t think they’ve done much with their bed so we could just go over there. – Okay. – [John] I don’t grab the diamonds here. We can just. – Don’t grab the diamonds? – [John] Yeah. Just cause if we die. – Oh, do you lose all your goodies if you die?

– [John} Yeah. – Okay. Well thank you for telling me. I went and deposited all my metal in the chest. – [John] This guy, I hit him off the edge. – Oh, wait. What happened to my bucket? Well, I did something wrong. I tried to MLG bucket, but I lost the bucket somehow.

– [John] Okay. – Anyways, where are you? – [John] Oh, dead. Dead. – Okay. – [John] Let’s go try and kill this Aqua team again. – I’m gonna deposit our diamonds actually. – [John] No, no, no, no, no. Let’s just go kill them. We don’t, cause more diamonds will spawn.

If we kill these guys then we can take their diamonds. Ooh, and they’re coming towards us. Fell off the edge. – Should I stop chasing after him? – [John] Yeah, you can go back now. – What should I buy with the diamonds? I have eight. – [John] Oh God. Ooh, just make our armor like unreal. Keep reinforcing our armor. – Sweet, we’re up to three. He’s over there.

He’s running away. – [John] All right. Let’s go kill him and tell him he’s ugly. Uh, knocked him off the edge. They lost their emeralds. – Like, it might actually, oh, they’re building over to us. They’re building over to us, John. One of them shot me. – [John] Oh God.

We have so many things. Okay, I’m gonna buy a bunch of fireballs. This is our time. Okay. – Trap triggered. They’re here. – [John] Oh God. Okay. Okay. – I killed him. We lived. – [John] We did it. – We lived. – [John] Now we can use what they used

To get here, to get to them. All right, I’m going for it. – Should I come with you? – [John] He is really, I’m, Mikey, they’re on their way. – Oh hell. All right. Wow. Was that you? – [John] They are here. No, they’re here. Oh, he got me. Good luck.

– I killed them. I killed one of them. – [John] He is somewhere. He will try to do mean things. He will try to bully, be ready. – They like, almost got to our bed. They were sneaking in and I killed them. And I think we are safe, yeah.

I have killed both of them. – [John] Okay, okay. They’re gonna come back, of course. We are in a war now. Okay, I heard someone drop, I think. Someone’s probably here. – They’re here. – [John] Yep, he’s here. He’s here. They are both here. – Knocked one off the edge. – [John] Okay.

They almost got to us. We need to reinforce this. I need you on lookout watching to see what they’re doing. – One’s coming. One’s coming. She’s on top. Whoa. Oh my God. What is this knock back on their sword? – [John] Oh, they probably bought knock back,

But we got them, we got them. Watch out for the other person now. – This healing thing is pretty convenient. – [John] Oh, they’re coming back. Oh man. – Oh, almost knocked her in. Oh, there’s one down there. – [John] Wow, they distracted us. But you got him. – I need more blocks.

– [John] There, they’re coming, they’re coming, they’re coming, they’re coming, they’re coming. They dropped TNT. – Oh TNT! – [John] I am lagging. I am stuck on something. Oh my God. I, I can not move. Okay, Mikey, this is bad. – I’m, but I’m stuck on it too. What’s happening?

Oh, it blew up. – [John] I do not know what happened. There’s a lot going on. I could not be more stuck. – [Mikey] Oh no, there’s a new team. – [John] Yeah. I, I can’t move. I’ll get you. I’ll get you for this. – Oh, I’m glitching out too. What the heck? – [John] I don’t know. Is our bed, broke? Just kill me please. End it. End it, man. Please. I’m gaining health too quickly. Please. Why won’t he just do it? Okay.

He’s dropping a TNT on me, finally. Did he fall to his, he fell to his death. You idiot! Mikey, what does it look like my character is doing right now? – You’re covered in arrows and you’re just bouncing. – [John] Oh, I did it, I did it. I’m back. – Oh yes.

– [John] Let’s go break their bed. That’s, let’s do it again. Let’s. – All right. I’ll just go with you. – [John] Oh, blue bed was destroyed. Oh my God. I don’t think these people are here. Oh, they’re gonna get their bed. – You did it. Oh no someone else did.

– [John] Yeah, I’m fine with it. – All beds will be destroyed in five minutes? They’re coming. They’re coming. I thought they were gone. – [John] I did too. All right, but if you kill them, they’re dead forever. – Oh no. I jumped on top of the bed and I’m glitching again.

– [John] All right, where are they? – They’re coming over the bridge. – [John] I’m gonna drop materials in this chest. And then I’m gonna go and try to kill them because I can die over and over again. If they die, they’re done. – Okay.

– [John] They have like full diamonds and like, – Yeah, but we’ve killed them every time. – [John] All right, just try and like spam build. That’s how I got out of it. – Oh, that time it worked. That worked. – [John] Yeah, I’m just gonna go to their base

And steal their stuff for fun. All right, I’m coming back with eight diamonds, I guess. I don’t know. And some emeralds. – We need emeralds to buy diamond armor. – [John] I have eight. Is that enough? – I, it might be. – [John] Yep. I have diamond armor.

Oh, Aqua, one of them died. I’m gonna try and go get some more emeralds and see if I can get us some better stuff. If we have time. – I bought a stick with a knock back one. All beds have been destroyed. – [John] I’m gonna come back with

All of the stuff I can. See if we can just get like a lot of upgrades and then just go for it. – Okay. I’ll hang out here. Like a pro gamer. What was that? – [John] We got max protection. – I noticed something, it was on fire or something.

– [John] Oh, they’re probably trying to kill us. – Well they missed. – [John] All right, Mikey, there are emeralds. If you’d like to buy a diamond sword, I would suggest it because, – Diamond sword or diamond armor. – [John] Either. – I went with the armor.

– [John] Oh, so it’s just us against the red team. – Yeah. – [John] Yeah, let’s just go for it. – You want to know something else, John? – [John] What? – I’ve been recording the whole thing. – [John] Let’s go! Let’s go! – Oh, they’re coming. They’re over there. They’re over there.

I see them. – [John] Let’s, they might be trying to get us over to their place. Yes they are. I almost sniped him. That would have been sick. Everyone would have some, – I hit him. – [John] So, good news. I think they’re as scared as us as we are of them.

And it’s like, they’re bears, right? If only they knew. – This is our first or my, oh, shoot. The, the water caught me. Ha ha the water caught me. – [John] Oh, they are throwing fireballs at you. All right, be wary, be wary. – I’m glitching again. I’m glitching again.

– [John] Oh, my, my king. We might be in the end of this battle. – Yeah. I’ve got the wall, I’ve got it in front of me. I can see where he’s coming. – [John] Mikey, run back. We can just go to the pink base and then get stuff there.

– Well, he’s still watching us. – [John] Oh my game. My game is glitched, man. I, you know what? – Oh we were so close. – [John] That was so unbelievably impressive. I could not be more proud of us. That was absurd. Oh, we can do hide and seek. – Sure.

Okay, so now what? – [John] I think, like we can become items and then try to hide in the map in a place where they won’t find you, and the seeker will try to kill you. Am I a prop right now? I can’t tell. – I’m a, I’m a hay block.

– [John] Oh no. Have I like messed this up? There’s a real chance I’ve messed this up, Mikey. I do not know what’s going on. – Is Jay the, I think Jay’s about to kill me. They walked right by me so many times. – [John] Okay. – Oh, yep. He got me. Okay.

I’m now a seeker. – [John] No, no Mikey. No, I’m not a golden pickax. I’m not. I’m nervous. – I’m sorry John, you’re a what? – [John] Diamond sword, diamond sword, diamond sword. But I only have so many things in this life. No, don’t come up here. Oh, he sucks. Okay. – Up here?

John you gotta be more careful about the words you use. How’s this, I’m so confused by like the mechanics of this. – [John] Just like whack everything. – Yeah, with the magic, with the blaze rod, right? – [John] Or like with your sword.

– I think I’m supposed to do it with the blaze rod first. Wait, how do I, how do you loop? Is, does checking something make them pop up? – [John] I’m possibly in a winning spot. – [Mikey] I haven’t found it. – [John] No! – So how did they, how did they reveal you? – [John] They just started whacking everything, I think. – So, do I have to use the sword? I might need to watch a video after this is over to be perfectly honest. Time left, three seconds. Yeah, we’re done.

– [John] Whoo, yes! Yes! Oh my God. I can’t believe I won that. – You’re the only one left. Well, I guess let’s just play again. – [John] All right. – Wait, I’m not disguised. Crap. – [John] You’re as something. – Why won’t this ax stop following me?

– [John] Oh, maybe he knows your MandJTV. – Oh no, I am the ax. – We did it. No, that’s a good thing, Mikey. Becoming a tool is so good, Mikey. Find a corner. Like find a high ground if you can get there safely. And just, just, – He immediately found me. I need to keep playing this game. That’s kind of embarrassing. – [John] I have good news and bad news.

– What? – [John] The bad news is, is they found me. I’m not dead though. – I see a moving block. Wait, did he change what he was disguised as? – [John] Go Mikey. Go Mikey. – I think I, I don’t know if I contributed, but I was with the others.

– [John] Hey, it’s Mikey. Hi Mikey. You want to kill? – I did something. – [John] I was already gonna die. So I just, I wanted to give you the kill, if anything else. – Thanks man. I appreciate that. – [John] Aha! I found them. You will die. Oh, cool. You stink.

– Oh, we won. All right, let’s do another game. – All right. I turned myself into a pickax this time and I’m hiding in a corner. If anyone notices me, I’m instantly dead. – [John] No, because you can stun them. You just left click them and then you run for the hills. – Okay. Like if I look down, you can’t see, oh.

Well, it was nice while it lasted. – [John] That simplistic of, it’s literally like you are item hide somewhere. And then if you’re the other guy, you smack them with your sword. – Where did he go? – [John] Oh no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Okay saw someone. Come on, come on. They don’t know you’re here. They don’t know. That’s Mikey. Kill the box. – Yes. – [John] Oh, I found someone. Oh, they’re, okay, they’re running around. Okay, they’re good at this. They’re a golden hoe. – I saw that golden hoe earlier too.

– [John] Oh, got him. I hit him once. Oh, he stunned me though. – Where are you? – [John] The side. Oh, he what a move. What a move. Purple cliff on the dance floor. Jeez. – I was stunned from behind. – [John] Yeah, he poked your butt. Well, I found him again.

Okay, Oh my God. He, he stunned me again! All right, Mikey. He’s near you. Oh, you see him? You see him. – Wait, where did he go? Did he hop up to the second level? – Oh! – [John] Yes! I used to be unreasonably good at regular spleef.

I don’t know what ender spleef is. – [Mikey] Goal: destroy blocks to knock other Enderman into the void. – [John] It’s us and the tiger. And zero, yay. Hey friends. Woo hoo, yeah. – I was trying to do a fun clap and I’m not, not doing well. – [John] A clap?

– Yeah, like, – [John] Is this a cry for help? All right, let’s do this. I don’t know what it is, but I’m ready. – What does this do? – [John] All right, there’s a, so you shoot, – Someone’s throwing something at me. – [John] Yeah, you shoot snowballs

And try to like knock the blocks from under them to knock them off the edge. That’s what, that’s the whole point of this. How’s it going for you? – I’m alive still. Somebody built something. – [John] I think there’s different power ups.

I don’t, again, I have no idea what any of them do. I’ve never done Ender spleef before. – What are they doing with these? Enter teleport, right click? Whoa. Okay, I might’ve wasted that, but it’s fine. – [John] Okay, I got someone. – Oh, it’s you, sorry.

– [John] We can win together, Mikey. get the people from below. – Where, who’s above us? Ah, oh! – [John] No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no. – Ooh, I’m still alive, but I’m barely alive. – [John] Go Mikey. Go Mikey. Only three people left. – No! – [John] Okay.

– No, no! Ooh! – [John] Oh, There’s someone behind me. – Oh, I did the power up and I think I wasted it. Oops. – [John] No, I think it comes back. – Well, John, I died immediately. I am manically running around. Oh, someone launched me. No, what, what?

Did someone shoot me from below? – [John] Oh yeah. That happens. – Well I’m on like the bottom ring, so. Could be doing better. No! John, I think I might be really bad at this game. – [John] Why don’t you stop following me? Stop following me. Yeah, now you’re dead.

Feel bad about your decisions. – I am watching you. You’re seem to have a friend. – [John] Yeah, I do not like him though. No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no dammit, no! All of the power ups are so stressful. So I have good news and bad news. – Yeah?

– [John] I tried getting to an island and I got stuck. – I got on the island. – [John] I’m really hoping no one sees me. Cause it’s going to be really up. Mikey? – Yeah? – [John] Someone found me. – [Mikey] No, one’s found me. – [John] No! Why are you here?

Okay, me and this guy are best friends. – Oh no. Someone’s eating at me. No. – [John] Mikey, when you see my footage. You are going to laugh so hard. – Okay, well I’m just gonna accept now that I’m not gonna win cause I’m literally just being a coward. – [John] Mikey. Hey cowards sometimes prosper. I don’t know if they should, but sometimes they do. – All right. He’s got me. – [John] Ah, he’s coming for you. He’s coming for you.

Go Mikey, go. Run like the wind, Bullseye. Oh, he almost fell. He had to make the block to save himself. Oh, he’s getting the high ground. It’s just you and him, Mikey. – Oh no, that’s terrible. – [John] Oh my God. He’s figured out the power ups. He’s figured them out.

David vs Goliath. – Oh no, I’m glitching. I’m glitching John. Where is he? No. Dang it. Oh, it was so close. We count second places as wins in this video. All right? – [John] Absolutely. – Oh, it’s starting. – [John] Starting or started? – Oh no. I immediately fell to the next layer.

Oh God. Oh God. Oh God, John, I’m bad at video games. – [John] You want to run and jump. Remember Mikey, run and jump, run and jump. – Okay, yeah. That’s what I’m doing. Oh no. – [John] Wow, some guy, oh my God. I just got, I’m down with Mikey. Oh no.

– What does the feather do? – [John] probably double jump. Yeah. Oh you son of a, he almost got me. – Oh no, I fell again. – [John] You almost got me out, and then you fell? Come on. Make it make sense. – I told you I’m bad at video games, John.

– [John] You don’t need to tell me this. – I’d rather play Pokemon. I’m not sure, oh, I just, wow I just, I just, that’s really embarrassing. Okay, I found you. I’ll watch. – [John] I was getting a little too fancy with it. Whoop, whoop. – Oh my God. My God.

– [John] Little, little whoop and then a little. Nope. Ah, so close. – Oh, this is a new map. – [John] Ah, to victory. Let me run near Mikey and bring him to death. – No. Stay away. – [John] Oh my God, this is, this is hell.

There was like no strategy in the beginning. It’s just like, don’t get unlucky was the strategy. – Oh no, I fell. I fell again. John, I’m very bad at this. – [John] I’m not dead yet. Not dead yet. – No, you’re running on top of me, John. I fell because of you.

All the way through to the end. – [John] That was hilarious. – Wait, we’re already doing this again? Did you die? – [John] Yeah. Ooh, this one has less people. Oh, let’s go. – Oh, these gaps are large. Oh, those are, those are previous Mikey gaps. I’m an idiot.

I just jumped right back into my own hole. – [John] You said Mikey gaps and then died. – There’s no need to be rude, John. – [John] Mikey, you could win this. – Don’t tell me that. Darn it! – [John] I’m so sorry. – [John] You did really good in that one. – No, I didn’t, John. – [John] It’s like, you really gotta be going like super quick. Your mind has to be going like an absurd speed. – Yeah. It’s not going at an absurd speed. I mean, it is, but it’s just like,

Aah, aah, aah, aah, aah! Look out. – [John] Everything’s on fire. We are really good at video games. We’re awesome, we’re cool. – No we are not. I don’t want to tell people that, cause then they’ll make fun of me when I not. If I admit that I’m bad and I,

I got caught around a corner, man. – [John] Have we started yet? – Yeah. – [John] Oh wow. No one was just near me. I was like, this is sick. I was doing so well, now I’m on the bottom layer. Oh no. – No, no, no! I fell through two at once.

– [John] I think this is like just getting to the right corner of the map. – [Mikey] I mean, there were still six people alive? Oh, I thought I could make that jump. Dang it. I should have double jumped. Oh crap. No! Oh, I was doing good,

And then I fell through two layers at once. – [John] Oh crap. Okay. – No, crap. Oh, I fell all on my own. I hate it when I do that. – [John] Okay. Still in it, I guess. – Oh my gosh. Oh no, you’re, oh no!

Oh, I saw you in front of me and I was like, oh no, I need to turn away from him. And then I, and then I panicked and I didn’t jump properly. – [John] Stop running near me. – This is a small one. – [John] Come on John, up. There was 500 people.

That was not cool. I did not like that. – There are 500 people. I’m one of the first ones down to the next layer, which is a lot bigger. Oh, it’s a pyramid. – [John] Ooh, that’s interesting. Hey, I see you, buddy. Yay. – Don’t come near me. – [John] High five. Yay.

– No, stop it. No, I missed a jump. Ugh! All right, Creeper attack, defend the trader from Creepers. Upgrade your armor and weapons and buy power ups at the trader to last longer. Are we on a team? – [John] I could not have less of an idea.

I think we’re, oh, we’re defending the trader. The guy in the middle, from Creepers. Oh, this makes sense. Okay. I killed a Creeper. – I need 600 gold. How do you get gold? – [John] Oh, you kill Creepers. – Oh, that’s a, – [John] And then you can upgrade your stuff. Oh, okay.

Okay. All right, Mikey. I don’t want to say we’re the greatest trader defenders the world’s ever seen. But I think the proof’s in the puddin’. Oh my God. There’s an iron golem. – What on earth? – [John] He is killing me. He is after me specifically. But I respawn at least.

I want this iron golem kill. No I want it. This is my kill, this is my kill. Mine! Mine! Oh, he’s after me. Oh, I died again. Dammit, people keep stealing my gold after I get killed by the golem. Iron golem, no! – Golem, golem! – [John] Oh, I got 664.

Can I buy my sword, do you think? – No, you need 600 for the sword. – [John] Okay, I don’t think you heard me. That’s fine. – Oh, there’s a blaze? – [John] Give me a sword. – Oh, I killed the blaze. Ow! – [John] Well, I need to kill this Creeper.

– This is getting really chaotic. – [John] It’s fine. I am the top player. I am the top player! Ah! I am the winner of this collaborative effort. – Of this collaborative effort. – [John] Ooh, I’m so close to getting my iron armor, which will be so helpful. – Yeah.

I’ve got iron armor and iron sword now. – [John] Hi. – A powered Creeper has spawned in lane one. – [John] Okay. – Oh my gosh. – [John] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Not our, not our guy, not our guy. He’s our friend. – This is fun.

– [John] This is dead, very, Oh, there’s iron golem! Oh no, oh no, oh no, no, no, no, no. Oh, there’s two? Oh my God. – Oh, he’s beating the crap out of me. Time to run. – [John] Yeah, that’ll happen. – Run, run, run, run, run, run, run. Oh, he’s chasing me.

Ah! I’m at one and a half hearts. No, don’t chase me! Stop chasing me! No, I want to get iron armor! Why me, why me? No! – [John] Okay, I get, oh. – Oh, I died, I died, I died. – [John] Okay. – [Mikey] Oh not the golem again. Dammit!

Who let him come after me? – [John] Did I, are, is our? I’m the top player right now. And I have no gold, cause I keep dying. This is like a really bad combo. – Oh, I died again. – [John] Okay. Oh, the skeletons. Why is no one shooting them? Come on.

Why is it always me? – I’ve shot a lot of skeletons. The blazer, jerk. Jerk wads. All right, I got a health potion. – [John] That’s cool. – I’m so surrounded. – Oh, I died. What was that? Oh, we lost. Oh, it’s over. John, as we’re waiting to do the next game. Multiple farm animals have surrounded me. You know, it’s actually great that it’s multiple farm animals surrounding me, because I’m actually currently wearing cowboy boots with shorts on. – [John] Oh, God.

– [Mikey] I bought a pair. – My eyes! Oh, what are we doing? – [John] I don’t know, it says farm hunt. And you’re talking about farm animals. Spawn as a hunter or volunteer to be an animal. Oh, I guess the hunters are trying to kill the animals.

– You don’t hunt farm animals. – [John] You do today I guess. – Oh my God, John. Why are you doing this? What are you? Wait, no, John. I don’t want people to target me in this game. – [John] Um, I doubt it. – Thanks fluffy taco. I’m on animal team. – [John] Oh, I used to play this all the time. Mikey, I love this game. Yeah, it’s like hide and seek, but now you’re an animal, and you can like set off fireworks and just taunt people. – I can shoot hunters?

– [John] Yes, you can kill them. – Oh, oop. Someone immediately found me. I don’t know how they did that. Am I a hunter now? Okay, now I’m a hunter. That’s a fake, that’s rude. – [John] I set off another firework. I can’t be stopped. Can’t stop, won’t stop. Another fireworks, yes. This is so dumb. All right, come on. I need to get my last firework off. Yes, I used them all! Now I’m taunting everybody. – What are the sheeps that blow up? – [John] I, you’re asking really good questions. – Oh, explosive sheep. – [John] How am I not dead?

Are people following me? – Oh. Oh, I see a chicken running. – [John] Yeah, that’s probably me. I’ve avoided everybody. I’ve just kind of ran. Oh, it’s you. Hi, Mikey. Luck. Oh God. I got stuck. Oh no. – Oh yeah, there you got stuck. – [John] Where was this person? – Oh.

– [John] Did they lose? Did they lose at the last second? – How much time was left? – [John] Like. Zero. – Oh my gosh. Touch the ball to dribble and control it. Left click the ball to kick it. Oh my God, that went flying. Is this like Rocket League? This is basically just Rocket League. – I think it’s just called soccer, John. – [John] Cause like, in soccer, the ball doesn’t fly off of walls. – Oh my, got it. – [John] Rip. – Ball sacks. – [John] Oh, you can double jump if you double,

– Oh my Gosh, you really can, okay, yeah. This is more like Rocket League. – [John] I don’t think I’ve touched it yet. – Yeah. I don’t think I have, Jesus. – [John] Do you think we’re doing good? – I haven’t touched the ball yet. No! – [John] Hi, come on.

– All right. Our team is not helpful. Hey, we actually got a goal. – [John] No. See the problem with playing a sports game with people who play Minecraft is they don’t know how the sport works. – I hit the ball. – [John] Nope, went over my head. Why is it so dark?

Wait, what the hell? That went right over my head. – [John] Come on, John. Nope. Didn’t work. – I saved it. – [John] Hey, Mikey! Yay! – Oh. It’s fine, John. Come back of the century. Oh, you got a goal. – [John] Yay. I scored? – Yeah. – [John] How?

– I don’t know. Let’s do this one more time. – [John] Oh Mikey, oh. Oh, and I blocked it. Yes, we did the thing. We worked together. – I hit it back. A long time, oh, goal, yes! – [John] Huzzah. Oh crap. Hey, I’m actually hitting it now. – Yeah. – Oh, wow. – Oh my God. I didn’t even see that go in. – [John] That was absurd. Oh, I blocked it. I blocked it. – I got it. I got it. No I don’t. He beat me to it.

– [John] Dodgy, oh what the hell just happened? – Where did it go? What the hell? I never even saw it. What the hell? All right John, I’m done with this, this is garbage. – [John] Protect your wool. If it is in the wool rooms to the left and right of you.

The first team to capture all the enemy wools wins. Oh, it’s like, yeah, 50 vs 50. Oh, that’ll be fun. So yeah, you just, we’re trying to steal their wool and they’re trying to steal our wool and that’s it. – I need to get better stuff. – [John] I think so.

But we’re just trying to get their wool first. – Did they already steal one of our wools? – [John] No, I think we already stole because we are red. – I’m around all these blue team people. Are we on different teams? – [John] Aha! I’m beating you. – Ah, man.

– [John] Oh, no. Someone picked up, oh wait no. Oh, we’re just killing you. – Oh no. Ha ha. Ha, oh, I’m really bad at this. – [John] Aha, I killed someone. – Oh, that’s lovely. – [John] Wait. Wait, oh no. Oh no. – Ah, you jerk. Oh no. What was that? John, I’m pretty horrifically bad at this. – [John] Because it’s all PVP. – I’ve contributed nothing to this game. I’ve literally only died. Yeah, we just, all right. You guys just destroyed us. All right, that game was stupid.

Uh, how do you play this game? – [John] I’m pretty sure we’ll just get guns we just have to shoot at people. All right, Mikey, you just gotta throw, oh, it’s like, it’s a, what’s that one game on the switch. – Splatoon? – [John] Yeah.

– We’re supposed to shoot at other players, right? Yep. – [John] I have a kill, oop, I died. – Oh, I died. Oh, what? What the hell? I did, I just died. Oh, there’s a hole there. That’s really rude. Oh, what the heck? John, I don’t like being shot just once

And then being dead. Oh, that’s a red team person. – [John] Oh, that’s a nuke. We all died, didn’t we? Yeah. They, someone on their team is doing so good, they got a nuke. And we are us, so. – I’m, what the fricking, fricking what? I can’t even, I’m dying without seeing people. Oh, is it over? Oh, it’s over. – [John] Oh, let’s try Smash Heroes. It’s just Smash Bros. Yup. Yeah, you just have to pick what monster you want to be. I’m gonna be cake monster. We’re on the same team, man. What is your chosen hero? – My chosen hero is Bulk.

– [John] All right. You are Bulk, I am cake monster. This is our moment. Mikey, we may not do well. We may not know the controls. But this is our moment. Oh, you can double jump. I, There was a gap right next to us that I was not aware was there.

– [John] Oh no. I’m just clicking my like random abilities. I don’t know what they do. Oh Mikey, he’s almost dead. I think he fell. I think he fell. Yes. Mikey you got him. It was you. – Whoa, whoa. – [John] All right, Mikey. I think we’re actually tied for first right now.

I mean my hearts are low, but – [John] And you killed someone. – Yeah, I did a smash thing. I was just hopping up and down. – [John] There you go. – Whoa, what the heck was that? What is that noise? Nerve booster? – [John] I’m trying to, okay, this guy’s almost dead.

Yes, I got him. I got another guy. I’m only at four hearts. I do not know what we’re doing. I’m gonna be honest. – Whoa, oh that bomb, whatever it was, knocked me off. – [John] Oh, it might have been their smash thing. All right, come on, let me do the thing.

I don’t want to die. I don’t want to die. I don’t want to die. Dammit. I keep dying before my smash. – Oh no, they got me immediately. Man, I lasted so long the first time. Wait, I’m now a spectator? – [John] I think we ran out of lives.

– Oh, well that sucks. It’s just you versus that Chris guy. He’s chasing you on the pillars. He’s right above you. Where did he go? – [John] I have no idea. – Oh, he’s coming for you. He’s coming for you. He’s flying. Oh, well we were close. Oh guys to our right.

– [John] Okay. – Oh, I mean he’s, he’s real, oh there’s 2 of them. We got separated. – [John] I, did you die? – No. I’m not doing well this time. – [John] I have a smash, oh, it could be the first time I use a smash and don’t die, please.

I think I’m just throwing cakes at people. I died. Oh my God. I almost fell to my death. I mean, I got some smashes in. I don’t think I killed it, I know I definitely did not kill anyone. Oh, I died. Oh man. We’re not doing as hot this time.

Man, he’s doing so much more damage to me than I’m doing to him. What the heck? – [John] They might have like special characters. They might be sweaty. I’m gonna hide until I feel like it’s the moment to strike. Coward’s pause for Mikey. – I had a smash ready and I died.

– [John] Okay, all right Mikey. Find me and hide with me. – [Mikey] Your ass. – [John] I started doing my smash. One of them. – What are these things coming down on you? – [John] Oh my God. I don’t know. It was scary though. – Oh my God.

I don’t know what’s happening. I like, there’s just blocks flying around me and, ha! – [John] Oh, rip. – God, I can’t even hit, Why do I only have a little shuttle? Okay, that was really hard. – [John] This is gonna be chaos. – Man, are we driving on furnaces?

All right, here we go. – [John] I got some coins. – What are the flowers? – [John] Oh no, I got blown up. Oh, I need an item box. Oh no, my car was going the wrong way. Okay, oh man. That was bad. – Oh, what just popped me in the air. Bluh, bluh, bluh, bluh, bluh,

What the heck was that? – [John] Don’t do that to me. – Wait, what the heck was that? – [John] Okay, that was weird. Everyone just stopped. – Wait, why am I on a mountain? – [John] MandJTV has taken the lead? – What? I’m on a mountain. Wait, I’m all by myself.

Am I supposed to climb this mountain? – [John] I have no idea what’s going on. – Am I out of the map? Click here or use stuck to get warped back on track. Wait, now I’m on foot. That was just broken. I want to do this again because that was,

That was frankly BS. Like I just didn’t get to participate. – [John] This is your moment, Mikey. This is your moment. Redemption. Redemption is spelled Michael. – All right, items. Do you just right click to use them? I think you just click them. – Am I right behind you? – [John] No, no. I was making the noises though. All right, I can just whack someone with a sword? Not as cool as I wanted. Ooh, secret. Secret path.

I went on a secret path. – Oh no, I went the wrong way. Crap. I have no idea what any of these items do. – [John] Yeah, I’m just kinda like throwing them right away. – Okay, well I heard that. – [John] Okay. Wait, are you in front of me? No!

– No, I’m right behind you. Notched sword? What does this do? – [John] Do not hit me with a sword. I’ll be very upset with you. I was hit with your notched sword. – I didn’t even notice it do anything. – [John] Okay. Come on, I want third. I want third so badly.

Snowballs? I don’t even know what these do. – They shoot at the person in front of you. But you’ve gotten really far ahead of me. So I don’t know how you keep getting farther ahead. – [John] I actually finished the race. I’m so proud of myself.

– I just finished it too, in position five. – [John] Yes! – Yeah. – [John] We’re incredible. – I didn’t see anyone aside from you for most of that race. Where there only five of us? Wait, I only see one, two, three, four, five, six people in here.

I got fifth of six people. Okay.