My Minecraft Server is Haunted.

[Applause] what how are we all why am i stuck in here great start how are we all doing i okay there we go see no one even knew that i trapped myself standing on a furnace for the first minute of the stream i trapped myself this is awkward all

Right now we can begin the stream how is everyone wait no no no no no no all right now we can begin the stream how is everyone doing i hope you are all doing well and this is a really really really really random stream that i just decided

Hey i feel like streaming tonight so that is exactly what we’re doing um my house is right over there i believe bad boy halo is online and poopy’s still alive he is right in um poopy somewhere we’ll find him later poopy’s well and alive oh that’s it hi

Hey bad how are you where are you i’m trying to find my stuff because i had stuff somewhere you still in your furnace house and why did you build a furnace house around me i literally log on dude i log in and there’s a furnace house around me

And i’m trapped in there i didn’t oh okay who was it i don’t know you’re lying who was it bad thought it was you what do you think i am disgusting who was it okay he said he doesn’t know i’m just gonna believe him all right let me

Eat my carrots where are you at didn’t you want to protect your bald head from sunlight so funny you are the one who wanted to see my juicy mel okay this is no we’re not starting this stream like this we’re not no no no never mind we’re not starting this stream like this

But that is what he said stop stop stop no no no no no no he’s in my team speak he just joined maybe it was a ghost you know what oh look at this room as well this is a mess all right bad let me join sounds like a phone activated what

Ah what oh my goodness you scared me you scared me what do you want you scared me you joined as soon as i said juicy melons you joined the teamspeak what okay that’s ridiculous no that is that is what happened no that i saw i was muted up and i was looking

And i i saw it on my other monitor where are you i’m trying to find you i don’t care about your juicy melon oh bad i don’t want to start off by talking about my juicy mouth stop stop stop okay stop listening what dragon muffin have you noticed all these

Weird things that keep happening on the server like what okay so you didn’t build the furnace thing around you no i didn’t i thought you built i’m like oh wow this guy has no taste so i i keep noticing like really weird stuff happening really weird stuff happening like what i

Think the server might be haunted that bad is quite possibly the dumbest thing you have ever said and you have said some really dumb things how is that done probably the dumbest thing oh really you have ever said how’s that done bad do you hear you yeah yeah

What are you talking over me i don’t know bad no i want to hear it mr big brain how’s it doing okay well don’t call me a big boy again call me big brain okay let me answer why i think it’s dumb stop that’s not stop saying that listen

Are you gonna answer oh oh god i haven’t seen you since the forest oh my god bad did you put him in here i love you bad oh bad really you did this for me you got him in there for me oh my god really yeah okay you know what

I think you’re right the server’s haunted it wasn’t stupid um and i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i sorry i think you’re right okay it

Wasn’t stupid no we need to do something then okay what do we need about the ghost wait you’re being serious yeah i thought it was like a little prank no scabby listen okay so break out your magnifying glass we need to investigate all right this is what you were in and the ghosties

Put you in here okay okay so let’s see what can we learn we need to retrace our stuff okay i was in here at the start of the stream what did you break did you break anything yeah i broke wait did i yeah i think i broke your craft no a furnace i

Mean so let’s retrace our steps i started off in here and then i was like there’s no there was a sign there was a sign there was a sign saying the sign said you’re cute you put it there didn’t you i didn’t you put it there didn’t you i

Did it you put it there didn’t you i did you put it there didn’t you oh it’s because i didn’t notice the sign at the start of the stream you wanted to go all the way back okay okay what it’s not no i wouldn’t put a sign there i would say that but

That begs the question does the ghost think you’re cute are you the ghost i’m not the ghost i’m trying to investigate skippy ducky we need to leave this like this as evidence so put that back i yelled too much i think i need water okay go get some water

I don’t want to leave what if the ghost comes back while i’m away the ghost isn’t gonna come back go get water well we should name the ghost and then if we call him he might come out what do you think what call him like on the telephone the what telephone

Your cell phone no i’m saying like what are we mad how old are you leave me alone we need um a ouija board a ouija board yes a what we need a telephone what are you making are you making a telephone you are being an absolute i thought you were gonna say something

What i know you’re gonna say a level four bad word i do not my goodness stop it look skeppy either go get water or be a muffin head okay but pick one ooh we could name the ghost rodrick rodriguez yeah i think we should let the ghost rodrick rodrig where are

I think roderick might as well be a good name for ghostie what’s your name roger ricky it’s roderick would you like a spot at a governor oh look a bush here skippy oh what kippy look what what happened to zelkum’s house uh someone turned it into grafting cables you’re unaware

Guppy see this is oh my god it was the ghost it was the ghost i’m not kidding because off stream i literally asked everyone i was like ah who was it who did this and no one has owned up to it okay no one there’s obviously a ghost and why would

Something no think about it why would someone do it off stream i know anyone that would do it would do it on their stream so it doesn’t make any sense oh my god it was roderick get out bad i’m serious get out no come here come here come here

Come here come here it’s a sign it’s a sign get out get out get out get out get out get out get out go go go go go go go go what if the dog was roderick just get out don’t go back don’t go back don’t go

Back don’t go back don’t go back baby that’s why all the dogs are outside what no but there was one dog inside is the insider dog like the the mafia dog is he in cahoots maybe wait move i want to see i’m being oh it’s another sign that this is scary

Bad there’s a secret answer there’s a secret oh my god whoa you better hope i don’t die i knew that was there i i knew that was there i was i had so many for the next half an hour on what you would have done if you died when you didn’t

I have 30 levels yeah nice okay that isn’t that impressive i don’t like this secret room i did that when i was like 12. here get back up here wait i’m gonna look for any more hands wait wait wait wait wait wait wait bad bad bad bad you set this up here didn’t

You you said this you set this up here don’t lie don’t lie don’t lie don’t lie don’t lie don’t lie don’t lie don’t lie don’t lie don’t lie don’t lie don’t lie don’t lie my goodness okay what does the sock say to the shoe i don’t get the joke maybe i’m slow okay

You just put these no i promise i promise yeah i don’t even understand the joke why would i put it there i don’t know what i explained the joke first i don’t get it what does the socks say to the shoe okay so socks go in shoes

Okay socks go on your feet okay boo socks are typically white nah no no it’s a girl no no no no no no no come back here you didn’t understand the joke either i’m not going back in that no bad it’s i didn’t put that there first of all that

The ghostie is living in zelkem’s house we should we need to burn it okay look at that what up there look at that you see that phantom you see how weird it’s acting yeah this type of stream what the heck is it doing there’s strange things you can’t control wait such plug-ins

You’re not me okay i thought you were messing with me dude i thought you were i was like how can you control that to go that way what the heck are you seeing this yeah i thought you were messing with me this entire time because i saw you already on

Before i started streaming it’s obvious there is hey wait no come with me i’m scared are you going up here because i want to look at it i don’t want it is it close to it what is it doing what is it oh my goodness it wants to kill us

Skeppy the second we came up here like to uncover what was going on no no and barbecue you’re making things up no skippy we walked up here to try and figure out what was going on roger’s trying to give you a message rodrick’s trying to give me a message what why

Would the ghost put crafting tables in zelk’s house why why the ghost wouldn’t want that i’m literally i don’t the ghost just sent me a message and it’s that the ghost didn’t do it the ghost didn’t put the crafting tables in the house it was one of us

Because the ghost doesn’t know about the ongoing crafting table meme the hahaha funny he’s been watching us the entire time no that’s not true what if he does know what if this is like an old graveyard that we built our house on we didn’t think about that

Yeah oh my goodness what if it’s the ghost of one of our pets no oh my god i know which pet it is oh my goodness are you thinking the same thing i’m thinking yes okay we’re gonna say it on one okay i’m gonna say three two one and you’re gonna

Type and chat the pet that you think it was okay okay okay yeah three two wait no i’m you better not change your answer because we’re typing in chat yes that i i don’t know i can’t make up my mind i don’t what do you mean i don’t know i

I i feel okay well it’s gotta be okay okay okay three two one go send it i thought you just no no you didn’t do that stop stop stop you didn’t do that stop give me listen god i was gonna put buddy did you change yours

Then why’d you change it because i knew of course it would be fluffy i had fluffy the first day of when we opened the server of course that wasn’t gonna be buddy wait a minute who is the first dog you have fluffy i know why skeppy here why get in bed

Get in bed what what the heck this is a weird way of go okay get in bed okay sorry i swear if this is all part of your way of getting me back okay okay skeppy listen i think i figured it out okay fluffy was your first dog

Right right but you replaced him and got other dogs no no he got jealous he got challenged got jealous oh my god he got jealous okay this is not good skippy i don’t know if i want to play here anymore stay with me don’t go too far away

I’m not going anywhere how do you get rid of ghosties um ouija board a ouija board skippy yeah we have to communicate with it first right you can communicate to it by talking to it just saying hello well his name is rodrick do we know that i’m pretty sure

Unless it’s a fake name a fake name that’s true it could be an alias for something wait i got a really good trick hold on if we wait rod rick rodriguez rodrick rodriguez do you remember when oh my god i need to tell you something come with me okay

Let me start from the beginning one day okay i just want you to prepare yourself because this is a long story and you have to pay attention to me okay all right one day and this is when we both lived on our own island all right bad do you remember those days

When i moved out you had a horse named roberto roberto eventually died and was replaced you’re sitting on roberto roberto had died one day because a certain someone on the server stole roberto and killed him they did that with my dog too i eventually went fishing hence the rod in rodrick

And got myself what i needed to get to well get you a new horse that horse was since roberto and i i i told you he was roberto even though he he wasn’t because i i didn’t want to make you sad and that was well quote roberto some time goes by

And you actually killed your your own horse by shoving him in the nether portal and i gave you my my spare horse because i didn’t want to see you sad and this is not roberto but this is actually maybe the third or fourth horse in the tale of roberto

And i i just couldn’t keep this fly up any longer and i’m sorry but this isn’t roberto and if we’re gonna go ghost hunting together bad you may as well know the truth that roberto is dead and he’s gone forever just like fluffy and he’s never coming

Back so that’s the truth and i understand if you hate me but i was just trying to protect you and i’m sorry but if we’re gonna go ghost hunting you need to know the truth so please don’t be mad at me oh my goodness yeppy get off the llama

His name is oh my goodness i can’t believe you would tell such a ridiculous tale that is the silliest thing i have ever heard literally scuppy this is roberto he looks exactly like him he’s even got the little dot roberto always had and look if i take this saddle off boom

He’s roberto’s exact appearance so liter i don’t know what made you think of such a muffiny tail okay of horses and memories i understand we haven’t been able to find your horse and i will help you look for him spot when we get the opportunity but like that is just ridiculous can’t

Be absolutely ridiculous even though trust me spot is still alive we will find him just because you’re upset about your pets dying doesn’t mean you need to imagine some crazy tale because don’t worry we will find them okay you mean that i do you promise i promise okay thanks bad no problem

Sorry for telling you all that nonsense i just i thought i would feel better if i told you the truth but hey sometimes our minds make up little stories and fables because we can’t comprehend reality sometimes it happens and it’s okay i mean i’m not like delusional or anything i just

I feel like that happened but well i i think you’re just emotional because you can’t find spot or poopy but don’t worry we will find them they’ll turn up also look there’s an enderman down are you sure you don’t even want to process a little bit of what i said

What do you mean hence all the evidence any of that um keppy i don’t know what you saw but i think i have all the evidence i need right here are you sure you don’t even want to think about it even a little bit because

A lot of it actually adds up if you actually think about what give me do you honestly think i wouldn’t be able to recognize my own horse i mean you would be a terrible owner if you couldn’t am i right exactly i know i know exactly what roberto looks like and this

Is roberto wait a minute did he always have that many hearts no he’s more he didn’t he yeah no i think that’s him that is not he had although look skippy you remember you literally just said it yourself you made the clearest observation there is yeah

And and that defines it and there’s no there’s bad sometimes we need to accept with your reality no your time going on bad all the advice all the good advice you’ve ever given me on stream off stream whatever all the arguments we’ve had i’m telling you sometimes it’s better comes off bad

Stop changing i’m not changing you it’s better from it’s better just tell me how you feel and it’s okay if you’re angry i feel like i’m angry that you keep trying to make up some are you sure you don’t want to talk about it talk about what everything i told you i’m still

Sometimes it’s better to talk yeah there’s nothing i’m just god this is the advice you’ve given me geppy we have roberto right here there’s nothing to talk about you can’t just be perfect all the time and saying all these amazing ideas and all these bad you can’t just bad listen

To me you can’t just be the one who’s always right all the time and just you’re never wrong about anything okay because this time you’re wrong i am right this is roberto fine i’m not gonna argue that anymore don’t worry skeppy in the meantime you can use this horse

Debbie come back i didn’t introduce you yepp where are you going you can’t go out alone the ghosting running away you’re right where are you gonna go away from you skippy stop the ghost get me where oh i’m going in the woods no scubby wait i literally i don’t want

To be in the woods alone wait skippy wait stop following me no i need to be alone guppy i don’t want to be alone i just want my own thoughts happy i have a present for you i have a present what is it just more food

No it’s not food it’s other than food what is it okay listen so i was thinking i came on today right and i know that you lost poopy right and so i thought that i would go mining so i spent all day mining getting enough xp levels for you

I finally saved up enough that i was able to get something i don’t know if you remember back on another smp we played on i got you one of these you tossed that one in lava but that doesn’t matter because here you guys can’t be look i worked really hard on it

No no no no no skippy don’t do that skippy stop stop stop stop stop that’s stop it the durability it’s not an x skeppy i’ll give you an x ah what are you doing stop it there there there there you go okay oh my goodness stop it hippie where

Are you going dippy where are you you left your crafting girl back there geppy wait dippy come come on stop being moody hippie you’re being a little little muffiny happy where are you Happy happy i was captain baby did you get shot by a skeleton oh my goodness please tell me you did not have a shiny pick on you jeffy do you know where you died nope scary that pig took all day to get can you come back

And only find it nah it’s fine also i forgive you wait forgive me scary enough messing around do you want to come back do you want to come back and he’ll be fine happy all right i’m going to tell you hi sisters now’s not a good time hi sisters can i

Get an invite to the smp name’s charles bad it’s not james charles i’m gonna tell you where i was so that you can get the pickaxe okay where i ran where i was going back to where we have the village okay so go in that direction all right and you start seeing

Stone and that type of stuff and my stuff should be right around there oh i see it awesome okay i got it okay the rest of this i’m just do you wanna do you wanna meet up yes all right i know that pic took you all day to

To make but i want you to have it wait you’re giving it to me yes i i feel like you’ll get better usage out of it okay so what i’m thinking is that we do each other’s makeup instead yeah okay sisters me and dad can we have a

Screening too welcome stop it what are you talking about i’m not gonna lie i’ve always really wanted to stand on a crafting table with bad boy halo oof gibby i made it back home where are you hippie i’m at home where are you happy oh my goodness i swear if skippy

Gets eaten by a ghost i will never forgive myself happy happy gabby scabby hooray happy where are you scalping where are you i’m coming you’re literally not even home skippy skippy look look look what the heck what the heck get out get out get out get out get out get out get out

Close it close it close it how long have we gone for how long have we gone forward oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god it was out it was out he was the only one online that’s a lie he’s lying he’s somewhere around here he shot my coordinates

Yes okay no i believe him he wouldn’t screenshot his chords if he no wait wait wait wait that was you you’re just trying to troll me no i literally i was i was in doug’s house i was like i just got back i was looking

For a clue yeah i literally got back two we went at the same time remember yeah i remember that we went at the same time so obviously it was you because i wasn’t in the house can’t be it wasn’t was pinky promise yes pinky pinky pinky pinky pinky

Promise on roberto promise on roberto yes you’re really gonna lie about roberto like that i didn’t on okay okay pinky muffin promise on roberto yes or no yes pinky muffin okay i believe you’re on roberto i believe there’s a skeleton in the house i thought mobs don’t spawn in there they don’t

You’re making that go in the house right now go in the house right now go how are we falling for it okay he can’t put a skeleton in the house he can’t put it don’t kill it zelka he’s gonna think i’m crazy if you kill it don’t kill it okay

Are you serious is there actually yes there is get in i am right here okay unless zell killed it there is a skeleton look where what yeah oh my gosh how would anyone spawn a skeleton like that this is oh my god it says boo it says boo on it

No no no no no get it get it go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go no

No no what the heck was that what the heck was that what the heck was that what was that what was that what was that what was that what was that dude dude dude are you messing with me you need to answer me right now because this isn’t funny anymore this isn’t funny

I’m not i’m genuinely actually scared we need to go back we need to go back no no wait we need to go back take this take this take the salt sugar you’re calling me sugar bad not right now we don’t have come on let’s go real salt

So this is the closest thing to it yeah i get it give me salt and call it sugar and call me sugar okay all right no it’s yeah whatever get in get it get in you’re not sweet for real bad get in all right we saw that we saw

We saw oh my goodness oh my goodness oh no no no no no no this is okay this is a different type of ghost bad this is a different no no no bad get out get out run very far away and don’t come back i don’t like this

Wait are you coming i’ll i’m getting catch up with you i’m just get out why are you in there get me the coaster is in here did you just hit me you broke my booties oh my god you didn’t believe me you didn’t get in i’m being careful oh my god stop calling

People sugar debbie you throw sugar at ghosts get in them away read it it says roberto yep good night okay very funny scabby oh what all the other sides weren’t me but that one yeah i see what you’re trying to do you’re trying to trick me

Wait is this whole ghosty thing a prank by you wait a minute did you put that sign there what sign that sound right there i skippy i lost my yeah this one was mine so that one was you yeah okay because there was a dog

Here but he wasn’t did you find him okay he’s still in there there’s a dog here well there isn’t no there was like a couple days ago where’d he go i don’t know like not down there debbie where’d you go kibby you jumped down there and you’re

Gone where are you deppy are you okay guppy hello help what what do you mean help what do you mean help what gibby i i’m not going down there your mom came in and you can’t talk right now skippy what help what help what what do you need help with get

Me i’m up here i’m coming skippy where are you i’m in the nether thingy where are you are you in here cappy where are you i’m looking i’m in down up hill circle what does that mean rhombus type please i’m looking then oh there’s lava there oh my goodness almost falling skippy

Where i’m looking i don’t see you in here pick up 52 card game a kid are you going insane pick up 52 card game 52 are you 52 coordinates coordinates 52 52 um negative 52 positive is it positive positive 5252 i’m coming i’m coming hold on ah hold on skippy i’m running

32 plus 20 that’s 52 skeppy are you 52 blocks i’m heading to 52.52 69 wait 69 what okay i’m at 52.52 skippy i’m there wait 69.52 okay one second wait 69 420. skeppy i’m at 69.52 where do i go get me where do i go okay 52 69

69 69 420 420 420 420. uh wait for 2052 is that x or z yeah b 420 is a lot of blocks i don’t know what direction the d2x okay i’m at 52x xyz wait 69 420 why it can’t be that big i can’t get up

There that’s way too high wait are you in the sky are you in the sky 52 420 69 i can’t get up there i don’t see you can you jump down if i place water will that help here i’m gonna place water hold on ah hold on hold on hold on all right

Jump fall down i placed it i did jump you ain’t all the what does gokart have to do with anything just jump there’s water what do you mean you ate all the gogurt jump in the water get bay just jump and i’ll be okay oh my goodness steppy

Please please i don’t see you i literally don’t see you i’m gonna die ro robe rob rob rob rob toe rob toe who’s rob toe rob toe rob tober october october are you talking about october dippy it’s august late august september october three three months two months away gogurt gogurt sells

Chocolate toblerone gogurt sells out in october go gurt flavor chocolate that sounds disgusting roderick what about roderick what you see him runs can we run where are you i will come just tell me where you are your mom is making you get off skippy please tell me please don’t leave

Don’t leave don’t leave he’s making me stand what do you mean on stand on what crafting cable he’s making you stand scabby there’s nothing wrong with a crafting table oh my gosh there is no white 420 i can’t if you’re up in the sky i can’t get up

That high then me goku send you gogurt you want me to send you gogurt what’s your p.o box guppy yogurt is cold it would get all moldy if i sent it i’d have to send it with like ice or something gabby i can’t it’s not gonna keep i don’t have any dry ice

Language language six and a half hours later bad bad bad Bye are you listening yeah are you listening yes my internet my internet got shut down i’m pretty sure it was roderick oh my goodness are you serious my internet literally went out remember i said i was being blue screen everything just turned off everything just turned off are you serious

Yes yes everything just turned off i’m back okay this is serious everything literally just turned off all at once so what what do we do my mom came in and then i was like okay what do i do now because i can’t just leave you hanging because i

Didn’t know what to do in that situation so i just muted my mic and i was typing to you mid-sentence while my mom was yelling at me in the back and she was mad at me because i ate all the gogurt and i was hungry dude don’t judge me and

Then i basically was just like okay what what can i do now and i i just typed to you i didn’t realize you liked yogurt that much i mean why why why is that what you’re taking away from from this is your favorite flavor of cooker wait why

No that’s not what’s important right now the goger is just that that’s not the main part of my my story my whole life my internet my internet went down because of of roderick why why are we talking about the goger bad you’re still talking about i’m talking about important stuff is your

Internet back are you in a safe spot yeah i’m i’m pretty sure i’m good now okay how are you i’m back okay where uh at the village what’s up oh hi hey thank you okay so we need to do something about the ghostie okay oh my gosh skippy look what

Did you put this sign what okay you literally put these right get me this oh my goodness okay i’m this close to leaving dad no that was not me okay i literally that was not me are you being serious i’m being dead serious welcome that was not me welcome it was welcome

You put these signs outside our house i just got back from the nether i was mining gold Just relax bad nothing no don’t worry none of this is real can i go mining with you are you saying we’re in a simulation yes okay skippy i don’t need an existential crisis right minecraft ghosts aren’t real what are you talking about does not look real to you no that’s why i’m suggesting

That’s a simulation no the phantom zelkum’s house all of these unexplainable things here follow me we’re going mining okay or not see a single ghosty down here i have no problems with that oh we can just jump down right here yeah ooh nice oh i’m gonna murder you oh my goodness resist urges

Violence 22 levels all right bad so there was this one stream where you and me did where basically what had happened was i uh went out and i got a pickaxe for you and you weren’t very appreciative of it so i spent the entire day today going mining to get you this pickaxe

Do you like it if you want you can give it back because i have another one i can give you it’s an iron one you didn’t you don’t like it okay if you don’t like the gift you can just give it back at any time you’re not obligated to

Take it you know that right bad oh i get it i get it you got me this pig skippy yeah did you pick up any of my other stuff uh nope all right throw me the pick all right and you can have that one since next time you can give me

I want that one you give me a thank you at least next time all right let’s go thank you let’s go mining bed give me weight my stuff all right so there’s actually stuff over there and you can have that armor right there you know one of those

And yeah all right bad come here i have a surprise for you what this mine no it was a surprise let’s go wait what what’s the surprise the stuff i just gave you wait what where are you going mining hey wait this is my stuff surprise you have my stuff the whole time

Surprise oh what i found another sign okay stop trying to bamboozle me ah what does 52 mean read that sign 52 what does 52 mean i don’t know that’s the number in a deck of cards oh yeah what does that mean what do you mean what does it mean

52 what is this a deck of cards wait ah skippy we can go up okay are you moved on from the ghost hunting phase because i’m not yeppy we’re going ghost time thing i’m just wondering why you’re showing me the sign why’d you go back down why you’re coming

Back down why come back down skippy come on jump what are you doing scary stop doing that gabby stop it that’s not the right way to go down chubby that is not you’re doing the incorrect method i’m gonna grab some food and i’ll be right back okay wait are you going up

Yeah i’ll be right back okay tell me right before you come back oh actually never mind i have food i’m coming right back down okay coming down i’m coming i’m here i’m i’m here oh oh what the heck i lost my food back up

There oh look at that ah one sec let me grab it hang on back down coming back down now all right i’m on my way back down right now wait i want some more [ __ ] okay bad i’m gonna jump back down now okay okay you’re coming back now i’m going down

Now okay did you place a block no that would have been really funny if you did that i’m not gonna place one skeppy oh my goodness fine if it makes you happy all right coming down now okay ready are you are you ready vad you ready to place

It bad yeah i’m ready you didn’t you didn’t do it i still yeppy i’m not gonna kill you friends don’t kill each other okay debbie i’m not coming you didn’t you i’m not going back to kill you do you actually want me to kill you coming back down are you going to do

This in time dude you oh my god fine if it makes you happy coming back down this time and i’m on my way and you’ve had oh my gosh okay i’m coming back down now this time okay this time i’m gonna come down on my mark get set

And go oh what a shock are you you killed me wait what the heck wait what you actually did that you weren’t gonna do it no i thought you weren’t gonna do it you actually you’re a dork you’re a jar why would you actually do it

You actually did it wait what but i didn’t no i didn’t i didn’t i had like 20 minutes i had 20 levels and you still had the idea no i’m sorry it’s fine no i didn’t you know what it makes sense i did it to you i didn’t

Come back in case i did it you did it to me it’s all fair game now we’re even oh my goodness we’re even your stuff or even now come back down to the bottom of the hole you need to get your stop i don’t remember where the hole is it’s

Just go to the the coordinate you must here just put it in a chest pad are you almost here put it in a chest give me i’m not gonna put it in a chat dad i killed me what do you mean you killed me i placed the block that was you

That was me i was just why did you do that i felt bad and i wanted to get it even with you well we you don’t need we’re friends we don’t well you tried to kill me the first time so i just wanted to be even because i’ve

Been pranking you a lot today and okay some things i don’t know about you’re just a prankster but bad i want to be even with you no it doesn’t bother me when you prank that’s who you are i know it doesn’t bother you but i sometimes i want

Okay you remember the last time you trolled me and you made a whole server for me yes that was awesome but that wasn’t a troll yes it was when you told me i want you to actually troll me that was a troll no it wasn’t you just did nice things for me

Exactly no yes yes think about it i was trying to talk to you about this the other time look listen it’s okay no it’s not because i told you the whole roberto story and you just denied it like it was nothing i thought i was going to make you feel any sort of

Emotion you always have the same emotion you were just making like a roberto fan fiction no that is not even close to the truth okay listen what what’s the biggest troll because we’ve known each other for years all right we’ve known each other for a long time what’s the biggest troll

You’ve done yeah what’s the biggest role you’ve done on me like obviously the skippy server one that isn’t what was the troll what do you mean there wasn’t a troll i made a server for you wait hold on you think i make fan fictions you literally just told me one like that

Wasn’t a fan you think i okay i get it wasn’t that what that was no what i thought you were telling me a roberto fan fiction no it was so bad but i didn’t want to tell you okay that was not bad that was not and if i ever wrote

If i ever wrote one it would be good story if i ever wrote one it would be good it would be a bestseller i don’t know about that it wasn’t go i mean not good it wasn’t bad okay you’re twisting my words i’m testing my own words where are you yeah that was

Not a good fan fiction i’m just saying fine i’ve read better fan fictions you read fan fictions between us no i’ve read bad fanfictions that people like about you yeah well one of them was okay listen if you are good at fan fictions tell me a story okay and

I’ll tell you if it’s good or not okay okay what do you want the punchline to be around punchline okay the storyline oh um like what’s the theme what do you want me to pick one i’m gonna tell the story now you ready okay go ahead tell me a star okay but i

I need a little bit of help about what it’s about just give me one one character no give me five characters give me five characters okay yes bad boy halo yes uh mr squeegee oh my god um roberto and poopy got it once upon a time i was starting my okay

Go ahead thank you for putting my stuff in there that was very kind but i really want you to have this no i don’t want that no bad drawing stuff please take my gift you never take it no please take it no i don’t want it

Okay i’m gonna burn it if you don’t want it if you do that i’ll be very upset with you well then take it please put it on i already have armor i don’t need our okay but you have you could you could use the diamond armor put it on and

We’ll head up and we’ll go to the story place come on okay fine all right follow me get all your stuff let’s go all right are you gonna tell a story too uh yes but after you’re done okay all right come on all right let’s go

Okay so the story corner will be right here get there and then this will be i don’t like it what do you mean i don’t like it no this isn’t skippy wait debbie wait where are you going you want this to be the story corner

This is a bad story corner i didn’t mean that what are you doing sit just right here sit okay all right this works too all right all right you circle around while i tell the story once upon a time there were two little ducks in the pond or so they

Thought they decided they wanted to live together but there would always be a problem between the two even if they got along quickly soon they would realize that they just keep fighting and fighting and getting into issues and one day one of the little duckies said quack quack quack quack quack quack and

The duck ran away the other duck stayed until eventually the lonely little duck that went very far away realized he needed to come back home because well he missed his brother quack so he went home they apologized and then they made up they lived together they tried to form a society and

Everything it was great and they went to bed and then the next day they woke up and they did literally the same exact thing the next day and then they both went to bed and then they woke up and then they did the same exact thing

The next day and then they went to bed and then they woke up and they did the same exact thing the next day until one day they noticed something creepy going on in their their little ducky pond there were random signs there were weird things going on they were unsure of their surroundings

And everything just seemed unfamiliar they were confused so they did some investigating they looked around the pond they looked under the pond they looked above the pond they even went outside of the pond but nothing there were no answers until eventually they realized they realized they were

Living in a lie their entire life and one day it hit him and he understood everything he even understood that his horse was living a lie with him everything made sense every single minor detail made so much sense and he woke up from the crazy dream

And nothing was real none of that even happened it was just a dream oh my goodness that was a good story oh my goodness that was a pretty good story right that scared me i know it kind of scared me too telling it a little bit all right your story your story your

Turn go for it oh my goodness i don’t think i can top that no you probably can you’re really good at telling stories uh okay can you drive the boat uh yep all right all right get in and let’s go all right once upon a time there were two little duckies

And the two little duckies lived near a bridge and every day the two little duckies would go and cross the bridge in order to get to the gas station where they would buy delicious treats and beverages well one day when the two little duckies went across the bridge there was

A troll and the troll went And the duckies were like oh no quack what are we gonna do there’s a troll at the bridge are we going to get across and then the two little duckies thought and they thought and they realized that there was no way to get across so they turned around and went home and

They didn’t get any treats that day so well the next day came and the two little ducky said you know what i wonder if the troll is still at the bridge and so they went and they went down the road and they went to the bridge and looked and

Couldn’t see the troll anywhere but as they approached the bridge all of a sudden the troll jumped out and went in oh my gosh you made that noise yes that exact noise and the two little duckies went quack run away quack and they ran away back home and again they didn’t get any

Treats or tasty beverages again so the two little duckies were very upset but they were trying to figure out what to do well they said well maybe next day the little troll will not be there and so the two little duckies were like okay let’s let’s go try again and the next

Day came and they again went to the bridge and they looked and they peeked and they snuck up and they tiptoed right up to the bridge and they looked around and they looked under the bridge above the bridge everywhere and they’re like okay i don’t think the troll is here and

So they slowly started to tip toe tip toe across the bridge and then yeah yeah the troll yelled out and he charged at them and they were like ah quack and they went running off back home and the two little duckies were sad because this was the third day in a row

They hadn’t been able to get any treats well that night the two little duckies they talked and they said all right there is no way quack we aren’t gonna be able to you know keep doing this we we need to get treats and groceries and delicious snack ems and

All that stuff so we gotta get across somehow and so the two little duckies came up with a plan a plan to get across the bridge and get past this scary troll that was guarding it and so as the two little duckies one day were executing their plan they

They went and they crossed into the road and they went up to the bridge and when they got to the bridge they looked around they looked up down high and low all around and again they did not see the troll seemed like it was clear and as they started

To tip toe tip toe they and a big troll jumped out in front of them oh that’s not the troll what that no that’s a wall oh my god keep going you drive the boat all right so the two duckies were very frightened they were like oh no but this time they

Come prepared with a plan of action and they were ready the braver ducky will call him skeppy he said hey you little troll quack don’t you be doing that yelling at us and he stuck out of his finger and he wagged it in the troll’s face and the troll was startled

Skeppy did that stunned yes geppy did that and the troll was startled and surprise and the troll went i am sorry i did not mean to frighten you it’s just i wanted to warn you that the bridge is under repair you cannot cross it if you do

You will be in serious injure and the two ducks like oh my goodness wait so you weren’t trying to eat us and the the troll was like eat you i’m a vegetarian i would never eat two adorable duckies and the two ducky’s like oh my goodness we thought you were trying to

Eat us he’s like no i’m a construction worker i was trying to fix the bridge just it is very hard for me to communicate sometimes and so the two duckies were like oh okay and the troll said here let me help show you how to get around

The bridge and he took them to a temporary bridge that had been built to get across and that’s the road they took to get to the gas station oh and so you see scappy it shows that sometimes you shouldn’t judge people by how you know they first act because maybe

They’re actually trying to communicate something to you you see oh i get it now i like that story and also i think you you taught my story that was really good no your story was bad no your story was the best thank you you want some sugar

Uh yeah you’re not calling me ghost though are you oh no you were a ghost you couldn’t pick it up all right your turn tell a story another one yes okay i don’t know if i have another one in me bad that’s all i that’s all i got

But i can try this one’s more of a sad story though oh okay are you sure you want me to tell it i don’t like sad stories yeah i i don’t want to tell it if it’s so i want to tell it and tell it but sad stories make me sad i

Don’t like being sad i mean you might see it as a comedy i mean if it’s a comedy i i guess go ahead oh all right once upon a time there were these two duckies and they were in the woods all alone just trying to make it in life

And they had a nice cozy house one of the duckies let’s call him bad boy halo had a horsey and the other ducky the really handsome one was telling bad boy halo that is bad boy halo handsome too yes bad boy halo is handsome too okay the really really handsome

Ducky was telling bad boy halo about what had happened to his horsey because this horsey went through a few things in uh well his his life where the really really really handsome ducky didn’t want bad to feel sad ever so he got him a new horsey without

Telling him this process went on three times but bad boy halo never really wanted to accept it so he just lived his entire life in denial wait is that it that’s it yeah oh that’s a sad story i thought you were going to see it as a

Comedy oh that’s sad does it like ring any any bells no no i just think bad boy halo should be just more accepting that you know he’s just trying to help him you think that you really think that you mean that oh yeah so you’re appreciative and you think it’s thoughtful i mean

Yeah i mean it’d also be pretty mean evil he really shouldn’t be hiding that fact from well yeah that’s why he told him but he just wouldn’t believe him well did he try to explain it to him in a way that like he would understand well the reason

I thought you were gonna see it as a comedy is because you were gonna say that could never happen sort of thing well it’s a fictional story right and all the duckies loved happy ever after oh i like that ending okay that’s not a sad story scabby that’s a happy story

Really yeah well good because i wanted to keep it happy i didn’t want to end it on a sad note and they were happy for the rest of their lives yeah and they went out and they went camping and fishing and they got diamonds together and they made their house together

And everything was so cool and they were the two most handsome ducky in the entire village oh this is a good story skeppy what do you mean the sad story i love well it depends because the first part’s sad right but it has a nice turn to it yeah

You always have to start out sad and then keep it happy for the good stories the good stories always turn out like that remember that all stories have a happy ending even if they have a sad middle exactly that’s good all right you want to hear another story okay

All right this story is called the three duckies gruff once upon a time there were three duckies rough time okay and the three of them were brothers all right there was the little ducky and he was named bob and there was the middle ducky and he was named skeppy

And there was the big older ducky the the much smarter handsomer and taller and bigger ducky named bad boy halo okay now these three duckies all love to cross a bridge and go and play in a pond that was on the other side right and every

Day they would go one at a time in order and go and play in the pond right one day in the early week hours of the morning bob the youngest ducky went and said you know what i’m gonna go across the bridge and get to the pond

Where i can go and play and so he did however as soon as he was in the middle of the bridge a dark and scary figure jumped out on top of the middle of the bridge and said who’s that waddle waddling across my bridge and

The little ducky bob said ah it is i little ducky bob and i am trying to get to the pond on the other side of the bridge and he saw that he was talking to a troll and the troll said oh little ducky bob

I’m going to eat you up because i am not a vegetarian and the little ducky was like no wait wait this is the same story as last time except for three duckies this is the difference this is the literal same there’s a troll and then the storyline is not done okay go on

Okay so the troll said ah little ducky bob i’m going to eat you up you little ducky and the little doggy was like no wait wait wait wait mr troll i have an idea don’t eat me eat my brother skeppy he’s bigger and tastier than i am

And the troll said that is an interesting idea okay little ducky bob i will let you go just this once and i’m gonna eat your brother skeppy duck no little bob was allowed to go across the bridge to the pond well a few hours later along came

Skeppy duck and skeppy duck came along and he went waddle waddle waddle across the bridge well huzzah along the big troll jumped out and said who’s that waddle waddling across my bridge and he saw guppy duck and he was like aha little duck i’m going to eat you up

And the little skippy duck was like oh no oh no please don’t eat me i am just a little skippy dunk and the troll is like not too bad i’m going to eat you you’re about to be a dinner skippy duck because i am not a vegetarian and the little scubby duck

Was like wait couldn’t you not eat me and instead eat my brother bad boy halo he’ll be crossing soon he’s much bigger and tastier than i am and taller and much more handsome too and intelligent he’s also intelligent and very skilled at playing video anyway anyway

So he said just wait for him you should eat him instead and so the troll was like oh okay okay i’ll wait and he let skippy cross the bridge into the pond right well a couple hours later there was a waddle waddle waddle waddle and the hardcore duck named bad

Boy halo with a conveniently shaved head showing how hard corey was came waddling onto the bridge when a long out jumped a big old troll and said who is that waddle waddling across my bridge and lo and behold this big troll saw steppy er saw bad boy halo duck and he said hey

Bad boy halo duck i’m gonna eat you up because i am not a vegetarian raw and the bad boy halo duck said oh really well why don’t you try mr troll and mr troll came charging at him but mister batman laduck was so tough he picked up the troll split him

Around in the air and chucked him like a mile away and that was the last they ever saw of the big bad troll and then big bad boy hilo the amazing duck went waddling into the field where the pond was to join his brothers dad you saved me i did you saved me

I did you saved me i did you are very heroic thank you that was a good story i like that one thank you it may sound familiar it’s a slightly different edition too bob or bob was i mean that part was a little bit of a yikes but

What other than that like about it stand bob before clear skin oh come on bob awesome skippy look we had a ball of audience yeah this was our audience that’s what i was going for it’s a captive audience get it it’s captive oh yeah yeah what do you think though

Pretty good story oh yeah that is false good story overall i rate it pogba not as good as yours and gears is the best so far oh thank you do you want to tell another oh man i these are tough for me but i can i can

Try and tell another story if you want me to do that okay yeah go ahead all right one day there was a man huh the end you know may keep going alright i’ll keep going his name was bob okay and bob was always bad stop the boat but sweet that was always

I mean bob not bad bad was i’m not talking about you bob was ever sweet hey listen thank you that i’m not talking about you i’m saying about bob one day bob decided he wanted to get off the radar he flew all the way to china to learn chinese he learned

Everything about the people and then he came back home to see bad and skeppy and you know what say what what bob eventually found out about bad boy halo’s past about his horses and how he felt like he was living a life in denial didn’t trust him at all

And then flew back to china and uh yeah he he just he dipped he left he was gone just like that is that the whole story no of course not so steppy came up with a plan to understand bob’s mindset but first he needed to understand

Bad’s mindset bad get off the boat look at me do you bad boy halo enjoy swear words that is not true because earlier today i watched an entire video on youtube where it was tommy swearing at you oh now don’t remind me no no no no listen listen

Why is he why is he allowed to do that and i’m it’s not why is he allowed to do that i’m not language i saw an entire video about it if he’s allowed to say naughty words i want to be able to say naughty words yeah

He was you didn’t stop him you didn’t stop it told him yeah so first all right i’m not done with the story this is all part of the storyline i said bob was in china learning all the chinese swear words so then he came back home and

He didn’t no it was the swear words let me bring back some memories bob swore yes exactly ignorance and denial was in the air ignorance is bliss did you know that hey wait a minute so i wanted to know why tommy was allowed to swear and he had to understand bad boy halo’s

Mindset the entire thing was a lie i told you it was all part of his story nothing made sense it was all a dream and then slowly but surely night after day day after night he understood bad boy halo and he was ready to go

Talk to bob follow me no follow me no follow me no call me no follow me no follow me remember all these signs bad where did all these crafting do come here come here scare me read the sign hi says hi skippy deputy did you put these crafting tables here

There’s a llama in here isn’t guy guy guy guy what is that his name isn’t god what’s his name it was a lie what’s his name it’s not guy guy guy guy what is it it’s not guy what is it i don’t know but it’s not god

What is it his name is bob user disconnected from your channel