Myths Portrayed by Minecraft

These are myths portrayed by minecraft let’s see scp number am i the only one who barely knows what scp means if you guys don’t know then i’m gonna find out with you hey yo check out this dope pic okay i think aren’t like scps like science experiments like creepy

Why not scare me bro oh come on man i’m 21. wait what is going on am i gonna get scared at this video oh okay i promise i’m 21 guys now we have siren head oh no this is probably really creepy bro i shouldn’t be okay no that sound effect

Is not creepy is it like a steve running wait or is it a lie yo can siren head lie dude i don’t know man what is that oh my god oh run bro oh my goodness oh my goodness oh my goodness what do you mean why am i running because bro it’s freaking

Oh no don’t turn around they die i’m so confused i’m actually really scared slenderman bro this is like the first video i’ve recorded in like a couple days and it has to be a scary one why and okay those look like a mogus amalgas can’t run

Man yeah i was about to say i would just like break it too oh no oh no imagine you’re actually playing minecraft and your screen does this and you laugh you have like no mods no he’s gonna be right behind i’m scared i’m not scared i’m a grown man

Oh dude that’s creepy yo that slenderman looks so creepy oh no that’s not scary anymore i’m not scared jeff the killer no wait i i know jeff the killer dude fun fact gamers i’m actually gonna give you a history lesson with bionic the first screamer i actu i ever got

Caught with like my friend sent me wait you may not rest right now there’s monsters nearby no bro i’m scared jeff the killer was the first thing i got like scared by huh oh my goodness i thought he was gonna be in there my eyes are closed bro i’m scared bro i’m not

Trolling oh that was bad i thought i was gonna get scared no okay like just the killer is this really ugly person like oh sorry i don’t want to offend you hope you don’t come and hunt me now because i said you’re ugly but anyways i got

Scared okay and i fell back in my chair that’s the story shut up what is this here brian i forgot which one we were oh it’s here brian i know the shrine when i see one wait isn’t it like supposed to be like a golden peepee with

Fire on top like as the tip oh i don’t know maybe i built it wrong oh my goodness it’s herobrine now i’m not scared emilio just me you catch your old chad 1999. yeah because chad 1998 was taken that’s why his name is chad 1999 a few fights later

Okay we’re playing normal minecraft i love the sounds i’m just getting wood and hello no username ah come on chad chad what do you do bro it’s not funny stop it wait bro who are you talking to yeah [Laughter] bro imagine if your bride was an anime the backrooms

Okay i always wondered how you’d enter the back rooms in minecraft maybe like you just fall through a review oh no this makes sense to gravel and then all of a sudden what did you think was gonna happen bro and oh oh no i know this place

There’s gonna be a doctor somewhere wait why does it look like he’s giant in it is that like an illusion you guys see what i mean like he’s huge here oh no wait is it is the creature gonna be there i’m calling a scared of gun just kidding

I’m not scared you kidding me bro my name is bionic all right i’m a cyborg i’m i literally destroy minecraft as a living we literally take on minecraft’s hardest challenges how would a cyborg like me a cyborg pirate space person cowboy be scared of a minecraft parasite

Hey yo it looks like my dad what’s up i’m just kidding my dad will laugh at that so it’s okay oh no it’s a dead end oh and he’s dead oh it was all a dream hello and now we have smile dog wait i have no idea who that is maybe i’ve seen

Him before smile dog that does not ring a bell ring a sniff sniffling sniff a back bling what okay smile jpeg do not look okay well don’t look at it brah told you oh no i’m scared oh it’s small dog oh is it gonna be scary now no don’t i’m so confused why

I’m so wait oh do you like see the smile dog and then feel compelled to jump off a building is that like the meme i thought small dog was cute and we’re playing pokemon oh lavender town yo okay you’re too young bro if you don’t know the lavender town secrets they said like

It’s literally a myth that when you play pokemon oh no why did this song not turn off the music in lavender town would make kids want to commit life off i’m not even kidding that is so creepy bro and i think like it actually happened oh no

Pokemon fire red wait that’s fine right it’s not the lavender town music oh wait he’s just gonna throw it away just to be safe but yeah no that’s like actual facts by the way and then sonic.exe i don’t know i never really i remember like tails you know like sonic’s friend

There was like this evil tales thing back in the day when i was a little younger and like you know because i’m so old now i’m a boober i’m 21 bro i’m not boomer yet um no but dude like tails was creepy bro remember there’s like this one game i don’t even

Know is that a human no that’s a villager okay yeah i get it it’s a bunch of dismembered body parts i’m not even scared sonic where are you why would you want to know that bro just get out the game leave the server leave bro what are you doing

Oh no that skin is creepy honestly if i saw homie chilling in my world without like uh you okay bro no man does he look okay oh it’s oh he’s playing on playing us tails no oh that’s it just oh wait why does body just dismember that was weird dude

If i saw someone without a username in my minecraft world i am literally burning down my house not even the pc no the pc is going down with that wait who is this was this mcdonald’s hey kiddo are you alone no i have the voices in my head i want

To be friends i’ll give you okay that’s like a good response bro if some no you ugly you said what bro if a creep ever asks you hey kid are you alone just say no i’m with the voices in my head and then you’ll just creep them out

Wait on you you made the weird guy sad he just wanted to play with you and give you candy he was a nice guy you just you know you have a weird mind and you thought the worst russian sleep experiment day one i have no idea what this is

Oh wait i do know i think i think they just deprive sleep of a bunch of like crazy people or maybe they’re just normal and they turn into crazy people bruh i’m kind of creeped out she’s pressing the lever oh no is that sleep gas let’s go 30 days

And we’re free easy peasy that’s what you thought dude won that was actually his name by the way the russian guy his name was dude one and yeah apparently he’s not feeling so good i’m so freaking bored bro you’ve been awake for like five days i oh no

What is what is dude three doing yo dude three was tripping oh no they dude two is the only one that’s oh oh no he dude he just farted that’s it dude three just farted what is going on i just pooped my pants is this real wait i’m so

Ew bruh i’m so confused is that is this actually like a realistic depiction i doubt it i know the names are real though if you guys don’t believe me look it up dude one was his name and dude who was also his name they’re all called dudes did everyone just start pooping

Everywhere i’m so confused how this is supposed to be a myth or a legend this is real and day 11 they ate the poop because there’s no poop on the floor and i don’t think the p wait they were discussing something they were no they made their poop into blocks poop blocks

Yeah no scientists gonna see us eat the poop and if they get hungry they have plenty of blocks to chew from and what are they doing in there are they playing minecraft but everything is poop i don’t know they could be game maybe they could

Be playing a custom game mode for all we know we’re going to open the chamber chamber i can’t read tomorrow and compliance will earn one of you immediate freedom so they want the dudes to be normal we no longer want to be free what the poop makes us free we are one with

The poop the poop is one with us we are the poop where’s my gas turn it back on i need it no bro just go to sleep yeah my man is strapped i’m coming in stay back down or i’ll shoot okay here goes nothing oh