N00bs Infiltrate PRO Minecraft Event: Insane Feat!

This is 100 of the world’s best Minecraft players and that that’s me and my friend quite possibly two of the worst Minecraft players you could ever find and somehow we were competing in this 14-day professional Minecraft event yeah let’s just say we did not belong in this event whatsoever and our experience

Being the only nonprofessional players was truly One of a Kind you’re not going to want to miss this so let me tell you the story it was a normal September day when me and the homie sip over were chopping it up chilling talking about life and he

Mentioned to me that he was hosting another Minecraft event in the near future he explained that it was going to be 100 of the best Minecraft players split into four teams to see who could create the best one block Sky Block civilization in 14 days now that sounded

Pretty fun but I am nowhere near the world’s best Minecraft players so I jokingly asked if my friend Carl and I could join this event and he surprisingly seemed open to the idea but it was going to be a few weeks before we knew for sure over the next 2 weeks

Though I became 99% convinced that we are not going to get into this event and that’s because sip over isn’t your typical Minecraft Youtuber he doesn’t clickbait the words best or deadliest for views if he says he’s going to find the best Minecraft players he’s going to

Find the best Minecraft players so for two players like Carl and myself whose best Minecraft accomplishments consist of beating the Ender Dragon one time and making a pressure plate powered or I don’t think we were the most qualified however all of that being said we ended

Up getting a server invite a few days later solely because he knew that Carl and I were going to do extremely dumb stuff on the server and boy uh he was right about that in the days leading up to the event the rules were outlined and teams were released and what is this

Yeah sover definitely made it his duty to tell everyone on this server that uh we did not deserve to be there so I’m sure everyone on our team was thrilled to have two SP spots filled up by people with they suck next to their names but

The show must go on and one day later we found ourselves in a lobby with 100 other Minecraft players ready to start this Minecraft event as soon as we joined Carl and I immediately noticed that proximity chat was enabled and um if you give 100 people the ability to

Talk whenever they want it’s not always going to yield the most uh ideal outcomes so given these circumstances Carl and I decided to have some fun all right bro I think you know what time it is garbage mik has to come out activation threshold 60

DB oh my God this mic is fire hello can you guys hear me no I cannot hear you hello no if you micam like you okay car turn it off we got banned from a sip over event in 5 minutes that’d be a great video if I if wait if

I just hold my push to talk key that it just like it’s just white noise is that you that is you yes it is I just I just heard like a freaking jet turine yo SC my God scra scra I love you scrap here yeah yeah yeah bro what is your

Mic wait hey yo tyod turn on your mic boy turn on mic tyad huh oh sip over right here hi over yo Chuck turn tell creepy to mute up or he’s getting banned oh [ __ ] after almost getting banned 5 minutes into this event and making the entire Lobby hate us

Already the event was actually ready to begin just kidding this event took literal yons to start the first time around sip over in the admins forgot to turn off PVP which on a one block Sky Block world uh is kind of necessary yo what the but then Carl also

Realized that you could actually break blocks in the pregame Lobby oh wait what you could break the blocks oh let’s go bro these admins are so pissed this is like 45 minutes in your game mode has up been updated to Adventure who wait they try to patch it

Up no no no no no ain’t going to happen happen yeah get it make sure he can’t patch it up no oh we are such great players ah go go go go go go go go go go no no all we wanted was freedom instead we’re stuck in this goddamn box after

Making the admin’s lives at living hell for 45 minutes they finally got their stuff together and the event officially started the 25 members of purple team were teleported onto one single infinitely generating block and this is where our one block Journey began except Carl and I really weren’t interested in

Actually uh helping out you know we were going to let the best Minecraft players do all the work oh my Lord so many people yo I feel like I’m navigating the hallways of my old high school move y bad ass out the way I’m not allowed to

Punch any that guy fell in the hole wow this is our platform just a really big on God bro wait the same guy just fell in the hole again bro are these actually the best Minecraft players wait hold up go go over there to the dirt I’ll finish

It yes sir a our Masterpiece no this guy’s trying to SPL me yo what the yo will this guy chill out can’t reach me now buddy yo Carl build up here you got the view up here yeah yeah good idea let me just y like some of the blocks where are people building

Upwards why do you care bro our team was making pretty steady progress on day number one of course Carl and I were doing everything we could to stay out of these players way because to be quite honest we were out of our league I mean here take this player right here uh this

Guy has made a redstone computer inside Minecraft this man literally is playing Minecraft in Minecraft I mean how this thing can run Minecraft better than my computer can and and here I am casually planting trees next to him I asked for his autograph but he didn’t seem too

Interested in that yo Sammy can I get your autograph bro yo can you sign a Minecraft lock for me can you can you write your name on a sign damn I’m getting stone wall ah he’ll come around one day despite things going pretty well for our team it didn’t

Take long for problems to start piling up perhaps our biggest issue was the fact that we didn’t have water see in one block Sky Block having a water bucket is probably the most important thing because without it you literally can’t do anything else you can’t make Farms you can’t raise livestock but when

You’re 5,000 blocks in the air you can’t just run to the local River to get yourself a bucket of water you have to use another method that’s a little more dumb you essentially have to make as much cauldrons as you can imagine place them out in an open area and pray to

Every second power that that it will rain and then when it rains there’s a small chance that one of these cauldrons will fill up with a little bit of water and if you get three of these little scraps of water put them in three water

Bottles then you can put it all into one cauldron and then take out the water with a bucket but as you can probably tell this process takes way too long and our team ended up resorting to some desperate measures and we kind of lost our minds okay we have two out of the

Three water bottles we just need one more wait did the water go down it if you you are on fire and you jump in a water culture it goes It Down by one who jumped in the culture oh my God does anybody know a rain Dance’s dance in the

Rain Boys Hey pull up over here we’re having a dance party yes yeah I need some rain please fill me up oh wait what all right Plan B boys everyone come over to the cauldrons and we need to summon some dark magic get yeah yo just follow

Me oh we got some it working it’s working oh this could have been our third and final water bottle if some goofy ass didn’t decide to jump in The Cauldron while on fire someone someone turn their mic all the way up and scream as loud as they

Can maybe water will come then I got you guys only I believe From the [Applause] was Not we don’t have water you we don’t have water so bad someone jump water while on don’t say that kid say that it was one of his admins yo yeah it was an admin by accident they were on fire and then they jumped in our cauldron and we

Would had three water bottles by now yeah so sip over did not believe me whatsoever but he still ended up manually changing the weather to rainy because we were so far behind the other three teams in this event that he had no other choice but to take pity of course

He used this as an excuse to kill me because he needed a sacrifice no but I know I’m the best team player ever but even with SIP over turning on rain we were still banking on the small 5% chance that one of our colders would fill with water so um we were getting

Desperate oh sip over’s back sip over bro please we would have it Water by now a you’re just lying ship over ship over ship over give us water Oh Ship over please give us water please please I water I water we tried pulling it you can do

That kill me one more time I swear to God yo sip if he sings You A song can you give us a water Bottle bro this is a non-interference event you killed me like six times why does creepy crayon still using no sip sip this one’s actually my webcam mic the other one I just like put here I I I’ll show you the other mic this one’s just my webcam mic sip why are you

Running sip sip sip come backp STP overp over you cannot do that you do not try to S me that is very bad okay all right guys it might be time for the conga line to come back oh yes this is a hell of a conga line oh water water Water we got it it do it do it yep all of this for one water bucket it had been nearly 2 and 1/2 hours and after being bullied by sip over going clinically insane and losing hope multiple times we could finally start making progress and progress we made because when I logged

On on the morning of day number two our Island had completely changed we had gone from one infinitely regenerating block to an auto Block Breaker that produced every resource imaginable and some of our teammates had spent all night just placing my celium and building an entire villager trading Hall

So I spent the better part of 30 minutes just wandering around in awe of our progress until we all got a notification on Discord informing us that there was a huge event at the middle of the map this was the 1st of May many mini events that

Would happen over the next 14 days and the purpose of these mini events was to give all four teams a fair opportunity to go and get some rare and overpowered items however by far the biggest risk of participating in these mini events was the fact that PVP was enabled and you’d

Probably end up dying but on this specific day our team outnumbered everybody else so we felt confident enough to go into the middle snatch the loot and get out but of course it didn’t turn out like we thought okay so should we just have like spay you just go

Target the chest and we’ll all bodyguard you and meat shield for you yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah oh go oh wait how the are you doing that yo does no one else see this bro it don’t question it no no no it’s it’s I don’t care no

Zombie all right I’m going all the way up bu you see that stone break into the stone I’m digging in I’m digging in wait is the chest in the middle very middle very middle oh I got two c spawn eggs in a chariot bro kidding me that’s ass go

Oh Red’s here run run run run run going where we going because the chest top them up help I’m up someone’s on me okay I’m grabbing some dark yeah someone get bamboo by the way no one did already out of here oh my God

My 5 Seconds Of Glory is up so Not only was the loot absolute garbage I had just died and lost all of my diamond armor and diamond tools I tried a couple of times to go and retrieve my items but it was to no avail they literally took everything except the helmet come

On and I logged off that day feeling defeated but on the morning of day number three I logged in rejuvenated excited to see all the progress that our team had made we now had an auto sorder system an auto smelting system an auto Tree Farm I mean honestly just put Auto

Next to anything and we’ve probably made it however things took a crazy turn when sip over made an announcement you see sip over had just announced that he was going to elect leaders for each of the four teams and we all thought that he was going to pick very qualified people

That actually knew what they were doing you know people that would put the team first that would really put Pride into this event and oh my God that’s Carl no way at this point it become so transparently obvious that sip over wanted to see our team Crash and Burn

And the first step to getting that outcome would be to elect the biggest clown on the entire server now let me point out I was actually extremely happy because my homie was the leader of this team and my goodness we had control over everyone but the other 23 purple members

That were putting their heart and soul into this event weren’t too thrilled oh creepy the crayon is typing already making demands creepy the crayon is has been elected leader by cph over why why don’t we get to elect our own leader in it’s not a democracy my G hey I’ll keep

Him in check don’t worry he’s not going to do anything crazy really now I realize some of you watching this video right now are probably like what you’re not Chuck nasty you’re cap nasty I saw in sip over’s video that Pi was elected as purple team’s leader not creepy the

Crayons well hush my child because there’s a whole juicy backstory to this that wasn’t covered in the Sip over video just bear with me it will all make sense soon after the announcement that Carl was our leader I decided to spend the rest of day three bonding with my

Teammates after all I was going to be around them for 14 days so might as well get to know them Yo how many deaths do I have guys how do I see them what the it’s above your head guys is what 46 wait how how many do I have uh 36

Somehow I have only have 24 I’m just really good at not dying I guess I just legitimately am very good at not dying honestly you’re just a different sounds like such a f you’re a different animal yeah I current time without sense death on hypnosis is over 4 days oh my man you

Know who a306 is um no but it sounds sick would you like me to show you things the 83 6 has made I don’t think they understand them yeah I’m good yeah fair enough I ain’t trying to go to math class today what we just say that are

You good at building like not Redstone but building um you know yeah I’m really good at building actually do you want to see some stuff I’ve made sure I’m a builder on Fiverr I freelance I can link you my services if you like them I’ll send you

Some screenies of builds that I totally made okay I’m sending my first build oh that’s actually not bad oh wow that’s actually pretty good nice yeah about that I can do time to reverse image search wait what found that one Pinterest how to build L wooden open

Okay wait how the hell did you reverse image search you guys are creepy I don’t like this by the end of day three we were all pretty well acquainted and I realized that all of these people were way too smart for me but overall things seemed to be coming

Together for the purple team we had good team chemistry and our team had made by far the most progress out of everybody else but nothing could prepare me for what would happen on day number four I woke up to see that I had gotten a message from sip over it wasn’t too

Out of the ordinary until I opened it apparently Carl had thrown his leadership role and sip over was now giving the role to me yep he elected me the second biggest clown on the server to run the purple team now I was very curious on how Carl managed to do this

But sip over didn’t elaborate too much on this matter but when I asked Carl I got an answer an answer that made me so confused he ended up telling sip over to C himself accompanied by this cat picture and God knows what the [ __ ] this is so sip over realizing that he was

Making a potential mistake decided to just make me the leader and as soon as I was appointed leader I immediately asked for a throne to be built on the island it was honestly all good fun and most of the teammates went along with it but some were not happy but the team didn’t

Really have any time to build a throne on day number four because another world event was taking place and like any good leader when the team needed me most I didn’t show up listen listen I had to edit another video I did it for you guys

Don’t even trip but yeah I missed the entire event so when I logged on the next day I had some explaining to do look we were going to battle without a leader man how do you feel uh look bro we were going to battle for the Nether

And we didn’t have you around so we had to I’m sorry I’m sorry I I was working at Wendy’s bro Minecraft is more important why go to work caring your ass Chuck nasty listen I’m still leader I’m just a really bad leader uh P’s actually our leader now sip over changed

It you you weren’t here last event so over made P the new leader because he was there just as fast as I gotten the leader role I had lost it and to be honest that was probably a good thing because you know Pi knows a little bit

More about Minecraft you know just a little bit but with pi at the helm our chances of winning skyrocketed and now I was just merely a member of purple team so I spent the rest of day number five mining the middle one block to get our team ancient debris but while I was

Doing that one of the admins joined up and we had an interesting conversation you know Chuck I have a question for you mhm the more I hear you talk the more I feel like you run cross country or something what the and then he proceeded to send me a random set of coordinates

Oh that’s most definitely a trap what do you mean you’re about to get trapped um hey Sky you want to come take this uh ancient debris now I almost certainly knew he was messing with me but I was still curious to go but not wanting to

Lose the ancient debris I just got I deposited in a chest and then I went to the coordinates he told me to oh my God I’m totally getting baited I don’t know why I’m doing this Chuck I bet your first name is actually not Chuck oh Checkmate you got me my first

Name is actually all right your first name is not Barry dude there’s no way your first name is Barry I can’t no your parents hate you bro what’s the wrong with wow you ever know someone called Barry who was cool oh what of course bro the the

A-list actor Barry mccockner S with your Mom okay oh my God so funny did you die admin abuse wow you’re really going to cap huh I have it recorded activation I can DM it to him no activation you better give me my back what all did you have on you it was at

This moment that I realized I had a huge opportunity here see while I just got trolled and admin was having a great laugh I was about to have one great laugh of my own because he had to give my stuff back or you know I’d tell sip

Over and that man’s new home would be the unemployment office so since I had everything recorded I just took a screenshot of when I opened my inventory sent it to him and demanded my stuff back but he couldn’t tell what enchantments were on my items so I could completely lie about what enchantments

Were on them and he’d have no idea so that’s exactly what I did wait can you just do SL enchant cuz I don’t like you bro what is it with you first you disrespect all people named Barry then you abuse your admin Powers now you’re giving me charcoal like bro you’re

Tripping I’m one command away oh shiver me timbers bro just quit yapping and give me my stuff back please okay and then you’re going to have to do slash enchant I’m not slash enchanting anything why don’t you guys have villagers still took for forever to do all that enchanting so you better

Enchant my items thank you you happy now oh yeah I’m very happy see it’s people like you who always think they’re so funny and they just really aren’t while I might not be funny I found it hilarious that I went from one of the most broke people on the server

To one of the few players with full protection four and sharpness 4 and five items all because an admin decided to play games with me and with my new found wealth I logged off on on day number five feeling great it wouldn’t be until day seven that I logged on again and by

The time I did so much progress had been made Omar our entire team had full netherite armor somebody had made an entire Redstone contraption that played music from Super Mario like what the hell but on day seven there was also another world event and unlike last

Event I was actually going to show up for this one so I spent the next hour upgrading my gear and preparing to go into battle I decided I was going to go fight with the pvpers given that I would be absolutely no help with the Redstone

Nerds and before you knew it me and five top ranked Minecraft pvpers were ready to go to Battle someone’s got to go hey yo no no no no we take it slow he’s look at him we did not have a plan by any means and we weren’t even planning on rushing middle but then this random guy just started God bridging so we decided to

End up making a push to get the dragon all right go go this guy better F keep going go brother I love how we said we were not going to rush and look at us that’s cuz our teammate just went mock 10 bro there the golden here oh go guys

Guys go up go up go oh that’s the ender portal should we go in or no this guy I think it’s good just it’s good go oh look at all of us that goes hard oh my God this is so scary we instantly realized when we entered the end that

Two of the best pvpers on the server had already beat us to it so if we wanted that dragon egg we were going to have to fight for it Destro it I D it wait I knocked one yes die he’s dead he’s dead he’s dead he’s dead the Ender Dragon

Died we can get the egg we can get the egg let’s go all right go to Mid go to Mid go to Mid come onur this thisg thisg no oh not even close wait I think Luigi has the egg wait no Luigi got the egg

Yeah Luigi did get the egg [ __ ] good try boys good try so we didn’t end up getting the egg but on the right side none of us ended up dying in the end so our next plan was to go to the middle to farm as many shulker shells as possible

We were also going to try and capture a live shulker so our redstoners can make a farm with it however capturing a live shulker has got to be one of the most annoying things to do in all of Minecraft besides waiting for water to fill up a cauldron these little fellas

Will bully you nonstop and just when you’re close to getting them to go where you want them to go they just Tepee out like nothing happened and the worst part was we had to do this all while being hunted by some of the best pvpers in the

Middle this this was not going to end well are we going that Pillager over there bro all right let’s go let’s go let’s go let’s go all right all right let move boys oh Sher sh no it fell you guys kill the Sher shell I’m tring kill

The Sher kill the shers kill the shers here I distract him come on bro kill it go work oh get this guy running across got [ __ ] I hit him oh nice nice shot things were actually going surprisingly well we were farming shulkers and anybody that tried to stop was vastly

Outnumbered but unbeknownst to me I accidentally split off from the team while trying to capture a live Shuler and being alone in a PVP zone is probably the worst thing you can do in this event wait I’m getting jumped where where bottom of below below oh my God I can’t get Out like a hawk stalking its prey the the most dominant pvper in this event had found me and made me one of his victims essentially the entire server at this point hated this Minecraft player by the name of f MC and this was due to a variety of factors first of all he’s

Just way better second of all he claimed to own everybody third of all he was so extremely bloodthirsty that even when he had nothing to gain he would still go out of his way to ruin your day I mean hell when I went back to the place where

I died to try to get some loot back this man pearled into a five V one just so he could kill me again trying toying good sh there we go so since I couldn’t make it as a pvper I spent the rest of day number seven trying to capture our team one

Live Shuler and that proved to be just as difficult no bro I I’m getting jumped by a goddamn skeleton no no no no way you’re dying to a skeleton I didn’t bring any food I’m such a dumbass yeah oh stations once they’re like low one gu fell I’m about to

Diei oh no this guy wants a free kill not going to happen Chief oh my God after getting jumped twice and then getting Dunked On by a Sher box I was actually fed up and I did not want to play this game anymore so after me and my teammates got a shulker

Onto our side I logged off for 2 days and didn’t return until day number 10 when I finally returned another world event was set to start however this time I was going to make sure I took a different approach you see instead of helplessly fighting in middle I was

Going to do what our leader Pi had been doing this entire event drinking invis potions and raiding middle and my god did this work perfectly yo this dude is insane I’m with scrap I’m with scrap light Work oh my God I’m out here raking I can’t even hold all this I honestly should have been doing this the entire event I mean look at this we made it out with a bag oh but you thought this event ended on a positive note no because sip over had to trick up

His sleeve he was telling everybody that there was God loot underground but the part he forgot to mention was that it was from Fallen players trying to take on the ancient city below the map however I was not aware of any such ancient city and who wouldn’t want God

Loot and especially after he came over to me and said that he would lead me to it I was like all right it’s probably a trap but it can’t be that bad right Chuck follow I have no no no no no no I’m sorry my armor a little bit I have

To hit my armor no I’m serious all right one sec dude sip over leading me to I don’t know where the hell bro oh wait someone’s finding a warden down there guys guys no no guys follow me up here oh my God bro why am I such a

Pushover and I think you can guess what happened next I actually had one pretty good Escape but damn these wardens can snipe you no matter where you are you need swering swering SW bro I’m actually the best player it’s crazy oh my [ __ ] I even tried combat logging on them

We go go I’m taking more SL yeah that didn’t work out too well but after everything was said and done sip over allowed me to destroy middle which felt pretty good given that I had spent the last 30 minutes dying to wardens yeah I got you

Yo all right wait let some of those loose all right have fun have fun yes oh damn that castle that thing gone no you’re getting rolled up on you’re getting rolled up on no oh my oh my God bro you just no no no no

No as you can see I was a ton of help to the purple team a ton the next day when I logged in I found out that there was another event happening at middle and it was going to be the last and final event this event contained the best loot ever

And so me Phelps and Pie all got in this potions and decided to just rans sack the middle without ever having to fight anybody and this worked better than the first time I did it we cleaned middle bro okay I uh wait wait bels bro how has no one looted this

Yet I I’ve never in my 10 years of playing this game I’ve never had invis potions work this well this is our third shoulder box worth of stuff bro wait is there anything in the Ender oh wait what’s up we got a little Squad going on

Here there is no PVP it’s off oh seriously you aren’t allowed to like fight people in the end oh that’s tough bro oh he clutched nah nah bro that’s Crazy he just fell again and after completely looting middle and uh ruining that guy’s day sip over gave me some more TNT where I promptly destroyed the middle oh bro it’s just nasty you terrorist man and after I was done finishing that very important business I logged off and

Didn’t return until the final day of the event yeah to say I’d been kind of lazy during this event would be an understatement but hey Carl hadn’t logged on since day two so um you can’t put all the blame on me however I do have to give credit to where credit is

Do the only reason purple team was remotely competitive was because we were being carried by piie Phelps and inventor my God these three players single-handedly built our entire base now also let me add this Pi was by far the greatest leader of this event I don’t care what anyone says my mans

Would roll up into battle with no armor I mean bro look at him I wouldn’t mess with that man so when Carl and I logged in on day 14 we were ready to fight however since it had been over a week since Carl had last been on I had to

Catch him up on some stuff show him around the base and get him geared up oh my God car all right bro I got the good stuff take whatever you want out of this Shuler box we got you bro after I got Carl geared

Up we went back to see what our rest of our team was doing and it turns out that sip over GRS and seawat were judging our base and Carl and I being the two clowns that we are decided to pull everybody’s stasis chamber that worked so

Well I can’t explain why the hell we did it and this just goes to show you how Expendable we were to the purple team because this was the most important day of the event two weeks of hard work ready to go toe to- Toe with the other

Three teams to see if we could be the last one standing and Carl and I are busy over here messing with our own teammates done but after all of our Shenanigans the war had started and honestly we had no idea purple’s battle plan was not great and we had absolutely

No idea what we were doing so about 90% of our team was just sitting in this bunker wow this is a sick event dude we got to go this is actually so boring let’s go fight it turns out every other team in this event had the same idea

Because it didn’t take long for sip over and his admins to start trying to convince everyone to go and attack each other yo listen you boys need to go get green like launch a whole Brigade it’s for the content yo it’s for the content guys we should actually go why do we

Have 7even people mining stations but despite my efforts our team was steadfast on staying in this bunker and to make matters worse Carl’s computer had just bricked and he was now performing emergency computer surgery in the middle of this event oh did you fix it my

Guy it wasn’t until an hour later that sip over closed the border and Carl fixed his PC by this point everyone was forced into the middle and all of purple team was just running around like a bunch of headless chickens and Carl and I Knowing damn well we didn’t deserve to

Be there we’re just enjoying the moment oh we are so dead bro we got this let’s go my PC got Bea and then started boot looping but I fixed it and now we’re back baby b blue blue get him get him right if you get back here blue right

You better go for Te bate bro I’m so bro I’m so ass get for get for get Foray right that’s what I thought you better hold up in there gang bang blue gang bang blue gang gang gang gang gang gang bang gang bang gang bang get after it bro what man I’ve got to reload on totems oh man you why you still on my

Ass man get up here get up here nice nice hurry up no Carl shortly after Carl died I tried to take my Revenge by going invis on Blue I more will you have to go up here bro no but yeah that didn’t work out too well at this point we only had

Four of our teammates left and judging by the numbers of the other teams we looked like we were going to get destroyed but our purple pvpers were certified bro because they actually almost ended up winning the entire event and if one of our teammates’ internet hadn’t gone out we could have

Won just cut off I think someone dosed me bro but when everything was said and done purple team ended up getting last place yeah a bit of an L but honestly it didn’t really matter the purple team was the coolest team to be a part of shout

Out to the purple team y’all are amazing you put up with me and Carl’s BS for 14 days you guys deserve a medal of honor and also big shout out to sip over for putting this on but like subscribe become a channel member and I’ll see you in the next video Guys