Neebs Gaming – KEVIN!!! Golem vs Skeletons! – (Minecraft Ep 12)

Would you look at that I don’t like it I love it I think it’s a big improvement you don’t see the trees I say trees hardly I can’t see the forest of the trees you know right in a silhouette of your monster no I don’t think it’s a

Monster I’m just saying that you overstepped and we’re gonna have to correct some things what do you mean overstepped I don’t go into your house and start putting stuff all over the place do what we just did there’s a sky bridge over the whole skyline that’s not in your house even go

Anywhere else it’s in my eyeline you know in New York they sell space above buildings it’s a thing I don’t care if it’s a good amount of air above a building you and your Yankee ways you’re the hey you’re the northerner here how you are Simon I know

I am but I don’t I don’t abide by Yankee selling no noobs never has once had a Yankee way like education yes dogs then let’s move on okay guys just to make everyone feel a little bit better go ahead and help yourself how this I cook

Even baking all night mean a cookie oh Elias yeah you want to bencher help me what yep oh yeah let’s go Okay this is looking pretty good cut down some of those trees you know what you might see if the other guys want to build little houses out here but not like crazy house is like Simon’s thing you know nice houses maybe I’ll build it well I’ll let them move into it

Stuffs ridiculous okay mr. man we got to start clearing you out gonna happen let’s see I’m thinking a nice big boy yay basement oh god I got a lot of work to do what work to do the addiction is real I got dick chin I’m so addicted Minecrafts addictive give me that egg

Wait why is it you’re digging here is there a chicken in here out of my house you know what new Simon do I hit them with it now you right-click on two adult cows and then see they kiss yep and then make a baby cow perfect there you go you

Got experience and then you just do that to all the cows around here okay so again and again now these two will they get tired well the day was I just did it they can’t we’ll only one all right cuz two just did they they got to recover

All right be jumping right back into it well they can if they if they just take some some medication here hold on let’s get one here huh one Hey they already spent all right over the way yeah I go over the way there where bunch of them which way look around okay

I’m gonna run over here okay hey guys feel like making sweet low so it’s kind of unfortunate because the reason we need so many cows til we got to make books and we need leather for books look at you like a matchmaker that’s right I like it alright so anymore over here

Hey you know be nice if we could do the horse in the cow you know that’d be that’d be beautiful that is how they make mules or is that how do you make a mule I think it’s with a horse and a cow okay we’ll do it

Well yeah do it okay pretty sure it’s not gonna work though no of course it’s not it’s ridiculous yeah so if there’s a ton of cows we can make books without feeling too bad because there’s plenty of them yeah oh hey Simon yes what is up with there I’m making bet

Oh this yeah that’s an abomination at the bridge oh I like that vine thing find things find the bridge thing looks awful the point you would eat that is a way for me to get to my buddy’s house just just take the ground yeah but that’s a much safer way it’s not safe

It’s gonna be even safe about that there’s not even rails on that it’s gonna be a tunnel it’s gonna be few animals or tunnels are underground right it’s good to be is right a tube an above-ground tunnel tube I think you should do a tunnel like an underground

Tunnel not a scotch like Hill oh you don’t say easy hey I’m in the market for bamboo bamboo is that Kevin over there Kevin knew it an ear who’s Kevin lookin all over for you okay you got stuck in here somehow who’s Kevin he’s our Gollum

Oh you guys got a Gollum ah man imma gonna wait for too long Kevin get out there and kill mobs what are you doing thinks it’s a holiday you can live here but look you gonna get out sometimes alright feel safer already and he’s worried about building a sky tunnel yeah

Cool bamboo oh yeah okay well someone’s got some growing on his vine fortress and I have some behind my house so yeah help yourself them grows like weeds yeah vine fortress is actually a really good name for this thing in there no you know what actually beautiful the thing is my house

And it’s not just something that everyone can just mess with we just got a second opinion you were wrong that’s the verdict so in other words I can do whatever I want to your house and then get a second opinion that it’s okay then we’re it’s got to be legitimate though what do

You mean we didn’t pray discuss this who do you love it who defines what’s legitimate who nature o nature does alright and what does nature say about this nature loves the vines okay so we can do vines wherever we want cuz that’s nature right you’re trying to start a war aren’t ya

Maybe okay that’s what you want hey that’s my place man okay that’s fine lose the tude it’s my place I can have two and hit me watch it you’re both grownups Oh rainin yeah zombies because of the rain and that’s um you just jump over there I kind of did yeah well okay

Here we go goes nothing nope nope okay skeleton I just hide in this tree well zombies coming on boy hey I think I have a spot where we can hide okay you see where I am Oh see me come here yep I’m here Oh Oh what happened I can’t see now okay

I’m an warriors what my horse girl came into your house can I get these and I get these skeletons to fight each other yep okay all right boy BAM s because of these vines yeah she’s like a dumb all right I’m making scaffolding how many

Can I make six is that it six no no I can make more oh I get six per oh there we go there we go yeah whole bunch of scaffold oh that’s what I’m after all right soon as the rains done um Eddie back home oh hey um

Oh hi neebs listen someone had a spider spawner in there didn’t didn’t Bradley’s have one yes doraleous and think have a spider spawner down in the the old shaft they go in there just kill spiders all day and get a lot of string yeah yeah just

Get it from your box um I don’t have much so I didn’t take much okay better than what I didn’t use I’ll put back there see you still got 24 that’s plenty of string okay I’m just gonna lay down for a minute okay probably a good idea yeah cuz you’re

Diagnol well my stuff’s out I should get my stuff though yeah of course you should just rest my eyes for a minute the rain hopefully won’t last long yeah oh you were cute ooh sleepy sleepy diddle needs like that math you got on Looking good Simon yeah keep it up you’re doing great well you know I think that I’m doing good cuz I was I was trimming on my place a little bit you didn’t bring a shovel did you know I know what you could do though I got sheers what’s up uh you take some

Wheat and just kind of corral them over here you know okay yeah let me see if I have my wheat on me bring your wheat you got a F today is that still a score high score kids today who knows all right so get get the brigham on over right yeah

All right come on hey buddy you see him you got to walk slow man well I got one no I’m gonna get one right now well okay who do you want me to get a whole bunch at once you do it have you okay look at

You whoo yeah I know I don’t I don’t mess around yeah how you doing hey you know what you could do you come in here you guys the little family free down here you know what Kevin can be the he could be the the herd herdsmen who’s which ones Kevin

I’ll let you think about that for a minute he’s been part of the family for a couple weeks now yeah is it is it a is it a cow have we had a cow in the family for a couple of weeks I don’t know I don’t feel like we have okay yeah are

You having fun digging oh yeah all right so I got these guys let’s let’s bring them all over I’ll get a whole bunch of them together hello guys how are you you’re gonna give up on who Kevin is yeah yeah you think I’m gonna sit here

And act a fool I know the name of your family members whoa this is a one-sided friendship what family members do you know mine hi your daughter’s wife yeah and your kids and you got Kevin yeah all right I wonder which one of your family members is

Kevin is Kevin a duck that you saw when you were walking your dog can we not just just free he’s not even free look at him I was glass here oh that’s Kevin there you go Kevin you watch the cows it’s the Simon hey cat I’m in Kevin how you doing yeah I’ll

Forget about Kevin in like 10 I know you will alright so I’ve got a bunch of cows right here you know it’d be nice is if I if I threw down the wheat and they just sat around it hey guys come on come on down let them go to

Go to town on it is that what they’re gonna do they’re gonna gobble it up like a bunch of chickens all right I don’t know I’m gonna throw it like boom I go like this and then I’ll take the wheat I don’t want to take all the

Wheat though right I don’t want to drop all the wheat feeding frenzy hold on alright boom boom boom boom hey come on wheat wheat it up guys didn’t do nothing working like a charm in it yeah it is but you know what I got

A lot of cows I mean I did do my job didn’t I sure did you got a see today I got a C+ that’s what I am baby Mike a 75 to 79 it’s the way they used to grade back in the 30s when I was a

Kid there we go yeah I know what that is let’s check it out okay we can go in different places you wanna go left I go right all right you go left oh yeah may I sticking together seems okay because you got all the you get all

The stuff that last caber in you got all the iron oh I’ll iron I got nothing you got nothing that’s what happens when you stick together speaking of sticking together cactus jokes right oh okay I’m gonna get off of this horse I have not named okay

Skeleton hey good luck in there yeah I think I may have thrown away all my torches so did you get all the iron already No yeah it looked like anything just yet Oh what are you little karate zombie what the hell doraleous crowded zombies no he

Was wearing a game no yes he was tiny I’m in the dark I’m in the dark okay man I’m a building machine if you know what I mean I do there yeah where are you I’m over by my place in my body of water which is we’re gonna it’s gonna be where

I put my my duckies oh hey hey you’re gonna have old duck pond I’m gonna have a duck pond why not I don’t know why not or chicken pond there’s chickens right what chickens would want ponds or ducks I don’t know you ever seen a chicken in

The water like just floating about don’t do that Simon we could we could start a thing you could throw them in there I just don’t think they’re gonna like it as much as you think they will okay well can’t wait to see it though we’re gonna

Find out dude okay what I took it back this is not a monster this is this is glorious isn’t it right and you know why it’s glorious because I’ve finned it out oh you did you give her a little trim ski yeah because it needed it and I

Tried to keep most of the stuff still hanging on neebs place cuz that’s my favorite part of it the fact that his place is covered oh I love it – you’re the kudzu of minecraft that’s right kudzu for those who doesn’t but don’t know what kudzu is it’s an invasive like

Plant vine in the mountains and that’s why we come here to learn from you yeah you’ve seen it right I’ve heard of it looks kind of like that right it’s beautiful really but it’s good zoo it chokes out the rest of the forest and oh

It could zoo chokes out the rest of the force like ninjas right hey when are you gonna throw chickens in your pond let’s go get him wait it’s getting dark no yeah all of a sudden that happened yeah I I died way far away and there’s no way

I’m getting back nor could I find it uh so let’s hang out with each other and play a game I made a fun you have a fishing rod yes follow-on let me go I have it in my thing get it out of your thing and I’ll

Meet you on the bridge to my place love it well got all the stuff in a chest and he is probably on his way back over here maybe he stole the horse that needs stole from me to get here I could probably yeah just go to sleep

Just go to sleep here we go there’s monsters around okay away from the nasty noises up here up here alright alright alright alright alright alright no monsters sleepy time night doraleous wherever you are is my bird oh that’s your bird son yeah that’s my bird why is it well I guess your beds

Here yeah let’s hear I came here are you gonna move your bed that’s your home you can let claim I know but I mean I like staying here with you but okay alright I like it okay check this out yeah this is my man cave okay oh yeah I did

See this light from under the water and you’re like what is that light and this is a direct tunnel to neebs backyard side yard alright but then come here I’m so impressed already this is for safe fishing safe fishing yeah nighttime fishing safe nighttime fishing I love it is there is there anything

What well we’re this is glass we’re covered the whole thing is just the front so we can cast okay yeah alright okay what can we catch here can we catch some like some armor and stuff maybe I don’t even see my I know that’s a problem in it my thing out there I’ll

Put some more torque no now it is now it is I could have swore I casted it or cast it it’s cast right cast you don’t say casted uh-uh nobody would say that bam fish nice uh-huh back again we’re like the fishing brothers yeah me and

You mm-hmm when we fish yep it’s like we’re related mm-hmm like brothers like our mom yeah same to stop a kid oh boy Kevin coming in I brought you a bed it’s yellow you’re gonna love it okay there you are Kevin listen we are there’s a creeper

Why do you keep letting those in all right we’re gonna have to get out comes a bunch of creepers this is not good all right Kevin I got until you bed in a minute whoa that’s a wrong button come on out you can pump yep there is

None bass Kevin I didn’t realize to be somebody creepers here I gotta eat please don’t blow up okay Kevin you do anything because if you’re not no okay keep moving I’m I can’t do the shimmy you know what I love about it out of here Simon what’s that sometimes you just it’s like

You miss you hear things all right could have swore I just heard neebs died right but it’s usually just like you know lingering in the air things like that just stuff you ever hear things yeah I just heard needs to die so oh did he

That was him he actually died I like to pretend that it’s just like this spooky you know voice in the air like that’s chilling to me yeah that’s that is some scary voice yeah especially out here Kevin Kevin I’m back I got a bone in an arrow give it

You guys seen Kevin big metal guy not a cow anyone okay I’m gonna need this there we go okay of course Kevin we didn’t go anywhere where would he go huh Kevin do we seriously not have a Kevin I don’t see any holes the creepers didn’t

Blow up what’s going on here okay cows don’t know does this happen that Kevin five crap you only get five man we’re gonna need more Kevin’s no in the world are you go down he’s made of iron all right I gotta find my stuff yeah come on

Out I can’t beat him in my farm all right grab my stuff call it a night see you Cal’s in the morning oh there it is see you know morning you’ll be miss Kevin I know it’s night everywhere and I don’t understand why people aren’t going to

Sleep guys go to sleep if you can hear me go to sleep good night like right there Simon it’s almost as if I felt someone said go to sleep but that’s just silly right it’s perfect for fishing right now exactly all night fish [Applause]