Never Break into Noob1234’s Impossible Minecraft House!

Near 1 2 3 4 s challenge need to break into it’s impossible house welcome to your final challenge what oh behind me ladies and gentlemen is new one two three fours impossible hats but let’s be honest viewers how impossible can a

House be that was built by a new the first thing I’m noticing our lava floors that are definitely not go I don’t even have to jump over these you could just walk diagonally and you won’t even fall into the lava and his front door is wide

Open I’m not going to enter through the front door just yet because I don’t know if there’s a trap on the other side of it this looks very suspicious and another thing I noticed he built the impossible house above a ravine and it

Looks like a place down the worst-looking lava trap I’ve ever seen in my entire life I also see a sign that says chickens are friends I have no idea what that means there’s a there’s a cage with T&D inside of it on the back side

Of the house I see an entrance I mean what is the worst that could happen here you fell for my trap noob ok there’s there is no trap here it’s not even like there was a redstone plate that triggered a cage or TNT there is no way

Viewers that we are not going to be able to break inside of this house I’m soaked up and that we’re gonna be in or break into the house I’m just gonna walk through the front door so do me a favor guys make sure you leave a like down

Below for myself and Diglett so we could break inside of the new towels once again amazed with a one block jump with lava look at this tiny bridge is the noob really think I’m going to jump from the bridge onto the redstone press

Replayed to enable some form of TNT ain’t happenin chief Oh speak of the noob himself well well you seem to have stumbled into my possible house you welcome across many challenges and will not prevail we’ll see about that noob 1

2 3 4 good luck getting out even if you can what does that mean oh oh what and he’s gone ok well let’s sit here new just because you destroyed my bridge back it’s not wait I’m pretty sure if I wanted to I could literally just jump

Back and get out of the house but I’m not going to I want to see what is inside of this possible house and why is it so difficult to break into because we’re already into the first story of his

Impossible house I see this oh this is a very sketchy ladder I don’t know if we should be doing this Diglett this is dangerous so far so good no traps in the area we’ve got a lot of regular Minecraft chests over here what are

These audience I have never seen custom minecraft portals like this before at least not inside of the noobs house and then we’ve got what is this in case you forget the farms is your hint it’s a locked chest I’ve never seen a lock like

That in Minecraft how would the noob make a custom lock chest I hold on Oh feed the wheat I’ve got a bad feeling when I press this something dangerous is going to happen I’m going to stand clear what did I say I do something bad was

Gonna happen what the heck there’s not even fireballs and the dispenser but when I clicked a button they appear magically Oh hold on wait a second what is this there’s chickens why are there chickens over here my chickens be free I

Have freed you from the noob himself go no chickens you guys got to get out of here if you spend over fifty five dollars from March 25th to the 29th at Preston Stiles calm you won’t get a free jumbo gaming red Pizza mouse pad and

There’s a chest inside of here with a key wait this is the key to the lock chest and it was here the whole time what I tell I’m telling you man the noob never changes inside of the lock chest is another key a key made from oak

Planks wooden plank key wait a second so I’m starting to think do we really want to go inside of here at this point in time we’ve talked too much smack not to go inside of the portal come over here to the middle what is this guy really

Trying to issue commands to me you made it to my first challenge find the correct order of the mechanics to us extend not extend ladies and gentlemen but to extend that will open the iron gate over here bro this is going to be

So easy redstone torches all I have to do is to figure out how to get this to open my thoughts are that the newb has no idea what he’s set up inside if you’re I guarantee you guys if we just place down a random redstone

Torches eventually we are going to get this iron gate to open no problem what did I say the redstone lamps light up opening the iron bars okay what what is this oh my you gotta be kidding me he put

Barrier blocks here so now we’ve got to do parkour you think this is gonna keep me from getting into your possible house noob think again this is the easiest parkour I think I’ve ever had to do in my entire life I’m not even going to use

All the redstone torches because I feel like I’m just wasting items this is ridiculous new you have got to build a better impossible house like come on man this is the easiest parkour ever done in my entire life and now we’ve got another

Key this is the leaves key a key made from leaves oh boy I wonder what is inside of the leaves portal probably a bunch of nonsense how does he do it if I could catch up to you

I bet you I could beat you in a 1v1 PvP fight with my fists even if you had a diamond sword this room is very dangerous the water can can apparently slurp you right down but get to the end and I will let you use my hot tub I

Don’t want to use your hot tub noob his hot tub is probably full of disgusting bacteria we don’t even know if he even knows how to clean it appropriately okay so we’ve got away we have a boat and we’ve got a fishing rod something in

Here is going to let us get out of here what wait a second what is it what are you serious wait this is just tripwire wait can we use our fishing rod on it oh whoa whoa whoa what did we just do hold on whoa okay that was actually a little

Bit deep the news is good today ladies and gentlemen a green foil shirt which comes in the brand new slip bag is a depressant Stiles come right now okay what do these do I’ll be oh oh they’re breaking my boat no no no

No no no oh my gosh my boat just got eaten No how do we get out of this okay we’re good we’re good hopefully we don’t need our boat anymore oh come to Papa chest we now have the grass key which looks

Almost identical to the leaves key I feel like the noob isnt even trying with these challenges he builds these crazy challenges and they’re so easy to get through and I just realized this is his hot tub this is a dangerous October 8

He’s a gentleman if you were to go into this in real life you would basically not be able to breathe when I’m done with this video I am going to be blowing up this hot tub because it is not safe for any mankind before we go to the

Grass portal guys do me a favor if you’re enjoying these videos with the noob make sure you take this device started like this make that red subscribe button gray enable those notification bells so you never miss a YouTube video oh great and once again he’s hiding himself he knows I could

Beat him to a pulp with my diamond sword you will never make it out of this one live I place the key in the ceiling full of lambs come my bats attack where they geese ain’t pets oh whoa okay I just actually got these shivers these spiders

Are terrifying no no no no no oh I don’t like this I mean I’m not really as scared of spiders in real life but these are terrifying looking and they’re huge okay you know I’m gonna get at a safe distance I’m going to use my bow and

Arrow because that’s what Legolas would do for the Lord of the Rings oh yeah these spiders are not even that dangerous they did like two shots with my bow and arrow to take out was that the entire challenge noob do you really

Think I’m that bad at PvP that I can’t wait okay we’ve got silverfish does the noob really think I’m this bad at PvP that I can’t I can’t fight a few spiders that might have been the easiest challenge of Minecraft I’ve ever had to

Do Oh what is this oh wait we do what okay I just got a key how did I get that key what do we want to go down there I feel like we’ve got a check and see what’s down here it’s room what is this there’s like all of

These rooms we dropped down the hole there’s like all of these this looks like a minecraft factions Base okay now where are we going maybe we shouldn’t adventure anymore where is this I don’t even know where we are now and now we have the gravel portal I’m starting to think I didn’t

Even need to bring big letters back up I only brought him because I thought it was actually going to be difficult whoa oh my gosh this room is so laggy what did you do to my pets well obviously I had to kill your pets your pets were

Trying to hurt me so I had to take them out it’s not my fault okay you will pay for it by getting trapped in my maze of chess dude you’re not gonna trap me in this maze I will say this though it is incredibly obnoxious because it’s so

Laggy there’s so many jets that it actually makes it really hard to maneuver through all of them Diglett I need your keen sense of smell to get through this boy I mean look at this I still don’t know if this is diglettz

Nose or if this is his mouth can you guys help me out in the comments cuz I’m still I’m still lost i Diglett use that schnoz er of years to get us out of this mess so we could beat that newb to a pulp that’s what he gets for trying to

Make a new bad of me the fact that we haven’t managed to get through this maze already already starts to it makes me feel like a noob I don’t like feeling like a new bet is the least thing I like feeling like wait a second is it wait no

This is where we came from oh my gosh noob you are going to get it when I catch up to you I’m going to give you my diamond sword where is this man’s at are we going the right way I think we’re going the right way I don’t even know if

We’re going there elke we’re not going the right way what’s that Diglett you say to the left okay I’m going to trust you this time don’t lead me astray Diglett wait are we going the right way dagwon I figure a genius I think we’re onto something here we haven’t had a dead end

In like ten seconds that’s a good sign 100% I see lava in the distance which means we are on the path of righteousness Hey Diglett what is the man ladies and gentlemen can we get a lag down below in

This video just for Diglett main that’s Oh while I’m waiting for this fire to run out do me a favor audience if you get to one of my videos within the first hour of a new video being uploaded I read and feature your comments right

Here on the YouTube video so make sure you get here in the first 60 minutes of random video being posted if you want to be featured and let’s do this new parkour honestly this bar core is very easy I mean once again I didn’t really

Expect it to be difficult because we are talking about the new beer oh that jump is actually a little bit worrisome but we still managed to absolutely nail it oh and what is this a jest containing the key for the cobblestone portal okay

But unfortunately now I’ve got to redo all of this parkour but I’m not gonna make you I’m but I’m not gonna make you guys watch that let’s do a quick recap we have done the gravel portal we’ve done the grass portal we’ve done the

Leafs portal we’ve done the wood plank portal which means all we have left the dirt portal which I guarantee you is the final portal because the new bloods dirt and now we are onto the cobblestone portal you are making me quite mad you

Know I told you your house would not be able to defeat me noob I’m too strong and too powerful plus I’ve got my sidekick Diglett and he can do anything but you will never survive my love of forge like 43 keys I have hidden in my

Forge to move on sometimes it’s hard to read what the noob says like his English is so broken that sometimes I even have difficulties keeping up oh this is actually a big jump I’m impressed the new was able to make

This ah yes a nut and bolt key a key made of nuts and bolts ladies and gentlemen very descriptive by the noob if only the new book could make this parkour a little bit more challenging I would feel more satisfied but

Now I’m starting to feel dissatisfied by how easy he has been making it all wait a second hold on the noob might actually have me stumped how do we get to this key I am actually very impressed with the noob right now because I’m kind of

I’m kind of dumbfounded which means I don’t know exactly how I get to that key so in the meantime I’m going to try to follow this path what does this do there is a sign that says chickens are friends um Oh what is that

Oh what did I just do oh no oh wait wait and there’s a button over here to hold on I’m not noticing some things I’m starting to notice of things wait can we use eggs can eggs hit a button okay they they they are not oh no check it don’t

Fall into the lava so sorry I spawned you all this chicken is going to oh this is I can’t watch this oh that was hard to watch how do I get to this chest I’m actually getting irritated yeah oh oh okay we made it what is this oh that’s

The third key inside of there but I still don’t know how to get to key number two so how do I get to this key I have finally figured out how to get to key two out of three you have to jump from this anvil and land right there on

The edge of that cobblestone block oh but it’s not easy it’s not easy and I got I got set up fire a little bit it’s okay we’re not going to die from this and we did get a second key now we could press the button open the iron gates Oh

What is this oh yes a platform is literally spotting for us to get the third key come on noob you made this challenge too easy buddy ladies and gentlemen we have all three keys which means we could go into the

New area and the lava also disappeared look at that lava the lava that was blocking key two out of three has now vanished now let me inside let me in let let me at thank you the final key ladies and gentlemen the dirt key

He made from dirt we are now at the final portal audience this is the dirt portal I have no idea how difficult this is going to be what tribulations we might face but I know that I have the best viewers on the planet so it doesn’t

Matter and we at what yo hey why don’t you turn around alright I don’t want to talk to your but I fine if you’re gonna be like that noob I’m gonna loot this chest we’ve got a dirt pickaxe which is apparently not very helpful a secret

Hideout teleporter and a random number generator it’s like a dice block okay I’m gonna do this I’ve gotta yell at him hey noob nobody ignores Preston yeah that’s what I’m talking about how dare you try to ignore me oh where did you

Come from oh I don’t know how about your parkour key challenge that was so easy to complete we did in like two minutes I hope my impossible house wasn’t too hard for you spoiler it wasn’t you made it very far but no farther Oh we’ll see

About that noob won’t be about that welcome to your final challenge see the chests on your side open it and take the items I already took the items how do you not see the dirt pickaxe in my hand wait a second he also has a dirt pickaxe

What is going down Arie about the 1v1 the noob in a challenge I give you one of my best pickaxes it’s a dirt pickaxe it’s not very good noob I hate to break this to you but it’s kind of bad apparently the teleporter only works if

He also uses it so we both have to use the teleporter to make it work I don’t even understand this we are gonna take turns digging straight down on this cobblestone okay I understand what the new Bing US guides the noob is asking us

To roll the dice block and whatever number we get is how far we have to dig down the new rolled a six that’s bad the wall is really close no no new but a six is a very bad roll right now you don’t understand rolling a six was a

Terrible old life he doesn’t understand normally a six would be a really good roll except for when you’re digging down to your death in lava okay it’s our turn please get Preston get a 1 we got a 4 ok you know

What it could have been worse 1 2 3 4 okay we’re still winning this race ladies and gentlemen it’s probably because I’m wearing Preston styles calm merchandise in fact the brand-new hydro dip t-shirt oh the new burl the three I

See you out there new bets a safe roll right now the new doesn’t understand you want to roll a low number if you roll a high number you’re gonna die I please give me a two okay we got it three we’re still winning I think if we get a six we

Might lose this is really close noob what do you do wouldn’t you do come on if he oh he got a three wait no he’s not gonna fall in the lava wait a second I think he’s gonna be one block away from falling into the lava one two three come

On come on oh this is so I’m worried I am worried right now oh oh I didn’t realize that three would get him into the lava we wonder why am I getting so excited about beating the noob in Minecraft I should always beat the noob

In Minecraft I should be excited about one victory which means we can now use the secret hideout teleporter this is where his secret hideout has been the entire time ladies and gentlemen wait a second what is this what is this what

What did the noob do to my face this guy has mutilated my face what is this is that the noob he’s like putting his hand over my mouth oh oh very classy a fake mustache I think these are tears coming from my eye and

Then an eye patch oh wait there’s more he literally defiled our YouTube logo ladies and gentlemen the noob cannot get away with this wait what is this oh hold on is this the same shirt I am wearing in

Real life in Minecraft oh my gosh we can actually put it on yo I’ve got the hydro dip t-shirt in Minecraft and I’ve got it on in real life that is so sick Oh oh my god okay wait a second the cat

Walked out of the pressure plate and we literally destroyed it audience do me a favor click either one of these YouTube videos that YouTube is recommending take care and we’ll see you guys in our next YouTube video