Welcome guys chlorophyll the sky or something you know every single episode I just rush out there and I stab people for coins and that’s all I do and I was thinking what if there was an integral part of the skywards experience that I was missing by only playing like that All the time then I realized of course there is something huge I’m missing out on and it is the wonders of homeownership so today I’m going to be teaching you guys how to build and maintain your home out of a property tax and it’s going to be amazing I know what You’re thinking technically is this one of those joke videos I need to learn genuine skywars stress so I can get all the coins and I and this is a surprisingly effective strategy and even I don’t know why I’ve actually liked one like all of my games that I’ve actually Done this I don’t I don’t understand either but apparently it’s a devastatingly effective strategy so all right so the first thing either do is hit the place the door from the outside so that doesn’t look like doesn’t look like garbage this is just basic 101 build stuff so I’m going to line build We have limited resources we’re gonna have to use them very effectively do you mind excuse me we’re already up to two kills and we haven’t even like built our house so that’s how you know it’s just such an effective strategy so we’re gonna like it what if we believe because The leaves look ugly let’s just install it or do it we’re gonna want to build a little filler here so you know the glass like this mm-hmm you some wood blocks like that do we have an axe we have a lot of diamond pickaxes we need it all Five of them thanks file and this is the resources we need were you looking at my iron my house I’d admire my house all right he’s last night but little does you know how much we’re going to save when the tax forms coming don’t mock me what kind Of house do you have so you’re killing everyone for coins but you want to know what’s way more valuable and coins property you just walk straight off the mat all right now with only one person left so we’re going to want we’re going to want to build a sign that did Politely asked him to not interrupt us while we do this go away he might not like us after we did that I might have a little bit of a damper on our relationship all right it’s okay we’re going to want to put we’re gonna have a stone on the bottom Layers so that we can pretend this is all planned and we’re going to have a glass glass right here and we’re going to want to start building a roof actually I want to put some more glass an interior design is key if your property is not high-value how will you Be able to win the game I don’t know I don’t make the rules behind us is government all right now I’m going to want I don’t know how we’re going to make this roof considered we don’t really have actual resources maybe I can mine if there’s like extra blocks Like this we have 23 hardened clay now we can just abuse the brigade of your burke to insulate our roof we’re going to want to go like this we’re going to want to have a nice little high room so we just have a lot of head space you Know I’m pretty tall person I bang my head on everything because all buildings are made for short people and it’s always annoys me so we’re making this house nice Spacey and comfortable he’s giving his skeleton more gear than I have there we go but this is beautiful What if he built an escape I got this okay okay I have everything I have everything planned out we’re going to want to quickly sneak on over here and make sure house looks reasonable before anyone notices beautiful and now we’re going to sneak on right back into the house and He’ll never know that we have a secret passageway Google as you know alright I feel like this guy might have slightly more gear than us you know he’s got like you know full product full across for by now he’s eating apples use ender pearls but we we Own a house so which one of us truly is the richer man did you just fall off by himself why do I even play this game you know I started the city off in this joke but now I’ve learn an obscene amount of games in a row and I wasn’t kidding man About the hundred percent win right oh I’ll play the clips I just won this game but if you look in and you’re dead incredible and close like what is your plan I don’t know I’m starting to think that I’m actually on to something I’ll you See this is stress it may seem like a complete joke but it actually has a few advantages that you may not have thought so one thing is home turf field advantage see a lot of the time when you die in sky wars is because there’s like 30 guys attacking you simultaneously you Don’t know what to do this never happens when you’re a homeowner because you can just sit here I mean you can get rushed by multiple people but it’s pretty unlikely because you know you’ve built fortifications once the game is progressed there’s just not going to be multiple people left Alive to rush you in the first place so it’s just it’s not going to happen you’re only going to have to be the last guy and the thing about being the last guy is that he’s usually not a random usually is like full proper or whatever but somehow to strap persevere because He sees what he sees is a random speed skin builder in a terrible house he assumes you downloaded the game yesterday assumes that you think you’re playing a single-player and that you don’t even know the difference between him and a creeper and then suddenly he tries to bridge up and you become Spontaneously intelligent and then just throw them off a cliff before you can do anything and free coins that are skywars players are just really really bad I think both of these explanations are valid I mean I thought because it’d be like the last skywars player left alive But how there’d be a little bit of like you know natural selection for you know intelligence but I don’t know man I don’t know I feel like skywars I feel like my skywars videos just slowly document my loss of faith and everyone around me because it’s like I keep Thinking you know what there’s no way there’s no way that surely this this is where the line will be drawn this is getting too far and then every single time they manage to somehow disappoint me even though I keep setting the bar lower and lower so we’re almost finished Building the roof here I’m feeling pretty good about this house I know whether this guy this guy is a that username does not does not invoke confidence in his playing ability but you know what you know what I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt he’s actually pretty much already gone into Casted were you Oh out here well now he owns my house ciello positions have changed because you know how to use the house as effectively as I now why is this game like this I don’t understand people are always like techno blade why are you Trying so hard in sky wars I’m not I’m trying the least amount possible it’s just the sky horseplayers man why are they like this also for reference that guy we killed last round was actually a mixed youtuber so I mean you can process that however you want to I know I can’t Process it what is this game I don’t understand anything anymore you know I’m going to mid I’m going to build my house at middle you know I don’t actually really have any block so I’m going to have to go to be able to get locked Anyway so I figure might as well build a house directly in the center of the map just to just do any white people so going to want to get blocks or so there we go for some reason mid gives a really good amount of blocks and you’re starting Islands don’t if you like it to be the other way around because mid is where I’ll be like you know other useful stuff is but I mean whatever I ain’t complaining everyone build like this we have don’t really have a knack so I’m going to start correcting the misplaced Blocks a little bit later we do have doing some glass I don’t know how we’re going to want to distribute this on each side all right I’m sure I’m sure we can totally make this even perfect absolutely no pay symmetrical parts to the space whatsoever look I’m dealing with limited resources Here okay leave me alone maybe I should actually like one when I’m gone on the other mid-chest but whatever man who needs to leave when you have property like this this is amazing no one is actually like gone to the center of the map I don’t understand it it Should be this should be where all the people congregate to fighting it I’ve been completely unharmed this entire time you don’t actually have a door into here that is a bit of a structural weakness hmm there we go we finished our fourth I guess I could actually like enchant Things I don’t have any levels well that’s a shame hello denied come on try some you’re gonna try something out of here up someone else you want to show you something hmm you guys want to get oh no why I wasn’t I wasn’t you know hello he Wants to be my friend but I’ve learned my lesson no friendship ever team we’re the only people alive who is there to team on you doesn’t even make sense no ours is my property no one is allowed this is self-defense I’m defending my own property by doing this No stop editing my house stop egging my house it was just rue you’ve missed every single like you did it you hit an egg and we’re off to the final one of you one this guy thinks yeah I don’t know what he’s thinking I don’t know what his plan is he’s Placing some walks maybe he thinks that he can build his own home that’ll be beautiful enough to destroy my home but it’s just it’s just not gonna happen man it’s just no just not a chance don’t worry guys I watched this on top owl it’s gonna go great everything must burn everything must Explode goodbye property no no it’s all gone it’s all gone there is only tax in El blade just straight up like artillery shelled his dreams into non-existence oh my god that wasn’t all sort of me slowly losing my faith in the average intelligence of skyress players hope you Guys enjoy if you want to lose you and more faith in people’s intelligence check out the number one bed worst rap video which is I guarantee you the most concentrated bad you will ever see it’s amazing so yeah check out if you want Video Information
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