New Minecraft Dungeons Halloween update makes me rage

What alright so welcome back to minecraft dungeons yeah i bet you weren’t expecting to see this game again tell you the truth i thought they were done i thought they were done releasing new content for this game but i stand corrected there is a new update it is a halloween themed update

Color me shocked spooky full event the season for spooky treasures and chilling trials is upon us join the time limited spooky full event now and this is going on for like a week i presume so i’m guessing this is some of the stuff we can get ahold of on this which is uh

Looking quite menacing so there isn’t actually it’s not like the uh i can’t even remember oh hang on a sec i was just about to say i don’t think there’s gonna be new levels to this one but no there is there’s a brand new island howling peaks okay an entirely new

Island we gotta take a look at jesus with entirely new stuff well i tell you what i’m actually not gonna take a look at this just yet i wanna specifically have a look at the halloween stuff so you have the daily trials these have been here since the last update but now

We have the spooky trials as well which appear to have very specific rewards for them so i figured we’d give one of them a try let’s see what we can do there’s let’s how about this one that looks like a sword so i think i

Want to do that one we have to do soggy swamp the difficulty is multiplied by 1.1 i like what’s the point 33 of the mobs are replaced with royal guard players have accelerated enchantments equipped and 50 of the mobs have the thundering enchantment okay so this is going to be

A little bit trickier than if we just normally did this hopefully there will be a nice little reward in it for me at the end i just want to say while you’re here i appreciate you stopping by the video if you enjoy it and you want to see more of

This game in the future mate just hit that like button let me know and if you haven’t already subscribed i upload every single day i’m a professional idiot and despite drinking out of a mug that specifically tells me to not let it go cold

I still let it go cold so make sure you subscribe so i’m thinking i could quite easily just speed run my way through this entire thing yeah i can see the royal guard yeah should we not should we just sort of speedrun it i don’t really want to take these man on i

Think there’s a boss at the end of this one oh okay we got enchanted potion throwers oh that’s a lot of royal guard holy [ __ ] okay yeah we’re definitely speedrunning this oh god oh sh oh do i need to bomb off radiance oh why there’s so many of those

Run through him that’s it oh i don’t know where to go i don’t know where to go there’s so many enemies hold on oh give me a sec give me a sec no how am i supposed to do this okay am i actually just gonna have to fight [ __ ]

No game over [ __ ] hell that was insane dude i was just trying to speed run the level i wasn’t even trying to fight anything you know the saddest thing is this ain’t even the hardest one this one says times 1.1 what about this one over here that says times two

[ __ ] that recommended power 109. i’d like to think i’m not too far away i don’t think i’m specifically at power level 109 i think i’m a like 104 but jesus christ this one ain’t [ __ ] about soggy swamp doesn’t play maybe the play is to just use the cloak when absolutely

Necessary maybe that’s the trick like right here there you go okay i need to draw everyone away right here and then sneak past hit it and go hit it and go hit it and go oh my god i’m almost dead yeah well [ __ ] me this level is horrendous there are so

Many of them i just want to try and get my bearings to say hold on i’m gonna [ __ ] die i feel like there’s no point in me trying to fight them they’ll kill me instantly unless i do that see what i’m saying maybe like fight one

On his own perhaps i’m almost out of arrows this is good he takes half of my [ __ ] health with one hit okay i’ve got an idea it’s gonna involve this it’s fine i’ll take on one there you go oh it’s a winner every time later [ __ ]

Take him out i i mean i could just [ __ ] die anyway that works dude i can’t do [ __ ] ow that didn’t even kill him wait a minute shadow brew shadow bro i need this i need this now i need to go and hit as many of the cauldrons as i can right now

How many seconds i got left on this thing three seconds is that going to be enough that is going to be enough that is going to be enough that is going to be enough now i’ve got to go now i’ve got to go now i’ve got to go

Run oh we made it oh right okay so that’s that part out of the way now we’re in here oh there’s gonna be a mini boss in here somewhere i can yep an evoker oh i barely even [ __ ] hit him with that don’t you try and hit me with them bear

Traps me don’t even think about it is that in there that’s him okay oh piss and balls that didn’t even hit him there we go bolt it bolt it bolt it bolt it bolt it bolt it go the lackeys i can handle it’s just the fact that they plastered the royal guard

Everywhere that’s gonna make this a problem i don’t even want to think about what it’s gonna be like when i actually get to the boss oh the shit’s gonna have lumps in it okay we’re out how am i supposed to do this genuinely how am i supposed to do it

[ __ ] me this is one level what can i do differently i don’t know i don’t really have the stuff to do it differently i’m determined to do this level do you know what i need a how bird that’s what i need the motherfucker’s nerf radiance so i can’t bum off that

Anymore god do you remember when this game used to be piss easy wanna try and kill all these enemies so this can be like my safe space okay we’re gonna go in there hit it and then pass them or into inevitable death [ __ ] sake oh great spawn game

I saw a halberd on the floor i need that thank you [ __ ] where’s that hell bird there it is all right let’s take that sorry the glaive is this thing any good could i use this i could i could very well use that crit swirling and

Yeah we’ll go radiance and this is what i should be using i’m just thinking on the basis of this way maybe i can exactly like that that’s exactly what i was going for now i can just kill them and keep them out of reach hopefully okay now apparently this [ __ ]

Can just hit me anyway no he can just hit me anyway hat why why can he still hit me what kind of [ __ ] glaive is he using oh i don’t like this i’m stuck i’m actually stuck i’m stuck okay i just sunk into nothing dude i swear down

You know i’ve gone through so much hell and high water already i don’t even want this sword you can keep the [ __ ] sword mate i ain’t interested fill your boots keep it for yourself me old santa i do not want it i just want to leave

Oh why’s there got to be an obsidian chest because now i’ve got to go and get that i can’t just leave an obsidian chest i go to hell that’s like wasting good scotch oh moon daggers 112 moon dagger [ __ ] i think i might be okay what i’m more concerned about than anything

Is that i’m gonna get to the boss and i’m actually gonna still have to fight the royal guard okay i’m dying i’m dying i’m dying i’m dying i’m dying i’m dying i’m dying i’m dying i’m dying i’m dying i’m dying i’m dying stay there stay there stay there

Get away from me where’s the time of regeneration put it on now heel up heel up heel up heel up hey we’re at the corrupted cauldron we’re here this is fine i’m safe here this is like my happy place oh except this isn’t my happy place because this

Guy can get to me as long as there aren’t royal guard here then i should be fine and stay out oh finally the end of the level oh there it is yes oh that’s one of the worst things i’ve ever done this sword better be the [ __ ] mutt’s nuts i’m just saying

Am i even gonna get the sword am i even guaranteed that what’s in the box yes the sinister sword okay now you’re talking let’s have a look at this thing is it good oh act actually it is quite good so there you go this was it this was the grand prize

What we went through all of that for was it worth it no no it wasn’t you