New Minecraft Update is a disaster.. – Minecraft Hardcore #19

Yes oh god it’s so ugly i don’t have my shaders on uh what are you doing hold up one second guys it looks like the garden has been growing while i was away new minecraft update there’s one thing and one thing only i care about axolotls i’m going to find an axel oh

Wait oh darksven that’s right welcome you want to find an axle who’s making that noise i need to ride the cake oh god this is so weird to see without shaders oh automatic sorting system does it still work does it still work oh god damn it it still works baby yeah

Okay thank god all right oh god damn it i forget i’m rich so you find axolotls further down and that’s where all the new stuff is in this new update for those who don’t know you can go below y zero yeah the hell is it is that oh it’s the hurricane

Damn this is so trippy dude okay down we go okay so we need to go to oh god so far so now you can go beyond bedrock it’s basically what i was trying to say how cool is that i remember when i first started playing minecraft

My first instinct was to just dig down and see what’s down below like how far can i go what’s down there all the mystery and i was very disappointed to find bedrock so early so i think it’s a really belated but welcome update to go beyond where no man

Has gone before we’re on nine now so we should start seeing bedrock which we i guess don’t anymore i don’t know what i’d there’s bedrock what the [ __ ] i’ve been lied to then what the [ __ ] what’s the point minecraft oh i’ve definitely been lied to you’re a liar minecraft

But a geezer minecraft may what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] is this mojang oh god i’m not a veteran anymore because i don’t know what what what the hell is that they changed it what is all they what is all this everything different but still same where’s my axolotl how do i go

How i’m going bang i think i know the trickeroonie maybe it’s like the nether update where if you’ve already been underneath it doesn’t spawn the new area so maybe you have to go to like a new area to then get the update i don’t know uh let’s go to the netherworld

Darksven you want to come with me okay cool you can come next time wait couldn’t you build higher as well oh my gosh can you build higher already no stop it there’s too much to check out at once this is i’m because i built these and i built them

As high up as he could dang it i’m not gonna make it oh that’s pretty high actually oh [ __ ] sake here it comes pro minecraft landing there it is this is so weird what is my 12 chunks get out of here how high i build

I can’t what the [ __ ] is this update you lied mojang you’re a liar oh god it looks so ugly what did you do to my basement i want my shaders back okay ow all right let’s try my first theory i’m getting i’m getting the x a lot

Uh okay i think it’s been a while and i didn’t make any signs i think this way yeah here’s the thing i’m i’m really scared about i’m playing on my hardcore parkour level i have no idea what’s changed there could be like demon smeamons out there steven demon

I wouldn’t know bing bang boom i’m dead not gonna happen though why am i so [ __ ] slow have i always been this long oh i can run it’s been a while okay i’m rusty sheesh okay here we go we got something remind me to make science jesus christ

All right where are we now what the bloody blue oh i know where this is one of the first portals i ever built why am i here okay it doesn’t matter because we’re gonna dig down this is our little hole you’re welcome you’re gonna find me an axolotl now

Give me my axle model i want a whole army we already got somewhat of a cave happening here maybe perhaps we ex no stay on target axolotl wasn’t it a cave update i’m so confused where are the caves i’ve been lied to the oars are different that’s it

You changed the texture i could do this in five minutes what is all their nuggets they’re chicken nuggets what’s the point we waited for this oh my god oh even the coal i mean it does look better i i guess i caves update wow they’re so different i can’t believe it

I hardly recognize where i am wow all right we go down did they change the look of the coal no they were like the coal is good don’t touch it okay where are we 27 well ain’t that a thing man this is not what i wanted

Okay where are we 16. all right will we hit bedrock place your beds ladies and gentlemen sir you can’t go beneath the red red rock hey lap is different too okay great i got to change my lyrics now everything is outdated fully stacked better right so far all these updates i’ve done

Is make all my songs outdated okay no i’m not happy there’s the [ __ ] bedrock again why are you why are you a liar mojang i will go underneath you i’m so mad i’m i’m so mad okay what’s in the update then what’s in the update part one goats axolotls

Okay there are axolotls okay there’s a ton of stuff i just can’t find it there’s lush caves oh to find the lush cave you will need to look for a zealot tree on the surface and they’re underneath a zilla tree the li they’re not present in the 1.17 update what What did they add to the game i don’t understand okay it has become clear to me that i’m hugely disappointed no i’m not okay yeah i am so what so what i’m not allowed to have feelings fine well i’m i can still find the axolotl they spawn in underwater cave or underwater

Sea level okay cool no problem i will find him i just gotta hear water and killed i maintain them how do i tame them it will all work itself out don’t worry about it i’m going back home because this sucks i understand you know they’re working on the game

It’s a lot of pressure that the game is optimized on old platforms you know minecraft is pretty much on every single device you can imagine they want to make sure it’s a fun experience for everyone so instead of delaying the entire update they’ll release part one

And part two and in part one they had absolutely nothing where are they oh god oh [ __ ] ah you’re diet you’re dead you’re dead for scaring me you understand this you can’t run forever can he run forever i’m bored i’m bored die how am i how strong them

Who are you again what’s your name i bet i had a name for you and i forgot it you don’t have a name i guess i can name you anything that’s your name all right we’re just gonna fly it’s raining we will spot an axolotl eventually is this an axolotl

Is this an axolotl is this an axolotl i don’t know if i show this in the video but i built i built this long long long ago it’s my spawner see they all idiots the fools it was a lot of work mate but they also get sucked eventually they

Get sucked they will all get sucked aren’t they getting stuck sometimes it doesn’t work if i don’t have the right render distance actually if minecraft new update broke my spawner then i will i will be mad i will be okay it’s working yeah they’re getting stuck yeah get sucked below

Why 63 so i’m too high right now can you make a spawner for them charlie someone’s figured that out by now dude my base looks insane what the [ __ ] am i looking at no i’m so dumb i completely forgot i’m out i’m not doing this we’re not doing this here’s some water

Axolotl what is this tree dude good update minecraft have you seen an axolotl okay cool i’m not sure i ever went this far north what’s all this thing a massive ravine so far the only thing different is the [ __ ] horse and it’s paying its pain spain death trap left thread left trap

What candle i can make a candle candle what they’re supposed to be glowy squids as well but i ain’t seeing them oh maybe we can find goat if no axolotl i will find goat damn really be snowing out here hello goat i found one i found a goat

I did it no one will stop me and go there he is you’re it’s a pal cat it’s an alpine you’re not a goat are you can you pretend to be a goat for the video that’d be safe oh thanks bro oh sorry don’t uh you have to die now i’m sorry

When you’re far away from go And you just want to go but you really want an extra life but you find a stupid pig god damn it should call this video trying to find out what’s new about the new update Okay so archers are still very annoying can confirm go Are you a go answer me you got three seconds it wasn’t a goat mate what do you mean new recipe what do you mean new recipe how is that new honey and string makes candles wow thanks mojang bro rich boy hey looks like i’m the rich boy now no chess guys

They said there was a goal am i crazy maybe i’m looking for nothing but they said they say it it is it is goats i found them it’s real the minecraft update is real i knew it i never doubted it for even a second now what do goats eat cows sorry cow

Go i found you it looks so creepy oh watch out go oh my god there’s so many of you what do you want golden carrot oh you’re a rich boy huh okay how about some raw iron no beef Oh my god what do you eat weird goats that’s so cool we got goats now this changes everything this changes everything my whole automatic sorting system i got got updated what does go eat in minecraft goats follow player they’re holding wheat valve fed we they enter

Love mode and breathe you can ride it what just happened did you guys see that what was that all right we’re gonna have to grow some wheat i didn’t bring any wheat i didn’t it’s fine we can we can make some wheat look at me

You follow me now you’re my sign look at me hey look at me look at me you understand not the cow idiot got away from me the we i am the lord i am your master thank you thank you goat master 64. there’s so many weird goats all different kinds of colors wow

Let’s make some more and make them make love because i want to see baby who attacked me they attacked me what is wrong with them i’m trying to bring you back to my there we go all right you two will be patient zero one and patient zero two make a baby baby

Goat now baby go now it’s done it is done it is so tiny it is so tiny look at it that’s adorable stop [ __ ] attacking me i will kill you okay so we have one glue now we’re gonna kill your parents What kind of meat do they drop it’s all right sorry i think i hit the chime that’s fine they’ll forget as soon as i give them weak there you go you dumb you’re so dumb but you will be mine you’re coming with me papa poots yeah you have no parents but me

I am papa now papa foods no witnesses follow me baby go oh god it’s gonna be so far oh my god how far away did i go 3 000 blocks i have to bring back three thousand blocks on second hand oh it disappeared what

Oh my god that must be like a glitch or something mojang again mojin strikes again what the why what is this huh copper oh oh what it do though yo i found coffer what’d it do though i don’t know more copper okay okay starting to note this

Different what it do oh god i gotta expand my ass system dang it damn you emoji i’m joking by the way okay here i’ll feed you give it back okay cool we found the goat check we gotta find the axolotl next that i actually want to bring home oh more copper

I guess copper isn’t that rare well i want him a beautiful oh god i forgot how strong they are Oh [ __ ] i gotta deal with this hold up guys where are the fireworks i saved your ass give me fireworks are you serious i forgot just how insanely ungodly rich i am in this game let me check out i don’t need these let’s get rid of them crap

All right give me good price i saved your life yeah good price for life saved is dark span okay dark sound okay no problem it looks a little gloomy not gonna lie okay look at this damn this will be filled one day okay so we have raw

Copper i guess i gotta melt it right right bunky Bunky oh cap come with me i don’t have a regular smelter i don’t how do i do this i don’t have a ring hey sorry i can modify the system i just don’t know what the output is oh gosh i forgot my entire wiring okay it should be melting copper now But is it distributing yes let’s check out the result let’s hope i didn’t turn my trash can on actually where’s my trash shoot here the output should come here if i’ve done it right but it doesn’t seem like it damn it it’s clearly doing something i don’t know where they’re going that’s the

Problem oh okay they came copper Okay this is new what do we do we can make block of raw iron what lighting rod we can finally make one oh my gosh yes that is a great update thank you mojang i’ll make how many can i make i’m like a couple

Ah yes i feel so good all right block of copper which makes us cut copper oh proper the problem i have which is not a concern of you guys i don’t know but they these guys keep getting struck by lightning all the time and they turn into witches and i hate it so

Now we can redirect the lighting here sure Go here you can strike all you want kind of want to see a firestorm thunderstorm now just to see how that looks like no more witches out of my beaches okay so how does that cut copper look incredible honestly it looks kind of cool ah it looks expensive and block of raw iron

Damn why so i think if i remember correctly you have to use honey let me try this well let me check out my beehive which i have not entered in like forever but it took forever to build as well i don’t know all right sorry bees don’t be mad hey they don’t care

Did all my bees die oh i think all my bees died wow okay whatever they were just my companion throughout this entire series what the hell emoji you’re supposed to combine the honey right because just like actual copper uh it will oxidize which makes it green which is the weirdest thing to me

Because in sweden we have a lot of buildings filled with yeah wax now it’s waxed it looks identical though but it’s waxed cool uh in sweden we built all these all our buildings and ceilings are our copper because we thought it looked beautiful but no one knew you tell me no one knew

It turns green we just have green ceilings everywhere it’s a it’s like what you didn’t think ahead a little bit all i know is i look forward to check out what’s more on this minecraft update if you want more smash like show your support we’re gonna

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