NEW ROBLOX TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND

All right guys it’s been a long while since I’ve had an intense heated argument where I make personal attacks all the you know with a child so here I am today on total Roblox Drama Island I’m gonna try to Gaslight children into hating uh people they actually like so I

Can get them voted off I’ll be Justice well I gotta pay whatever I’m your host Kyle Bain and I’ll be looking after you while you’re here head to your trailers and await your first challenge I’m a feminist everyone’s a girl here so I’ll make right with all them in one Fell

Swoop oh she said leave because I ain’t but you’re a girl my pandering didn’t work I have to assert my dominance this is important to me I’m first I’m second dude they made Gwen ugly why’d they do that why’d they turn her ugly congrats wild costumers which

Ones are we okay that’s us all right I’m gonna rise tensions over here that’s a terrible challenge um all right I just feel mean I just feel mean I didn’t mean all that Libby told me to say that she whispered me you don’t trust her now haha this is lying

On Libby’s name why I’m trying to break up their team sorry to curse looky it has to be yelling at a child I didn’t mean all that Ava whispered me and told me to say all that medical movie challenge the last teams to get fully infected will win safety this is like um

This is like the hype house during the pandemic wait what am I supposed to do this is James Charles sneezing on miners during the pandemic ah just go away dude stop then all all the girls want me you didn’t come close didn’t mean that I didn’t mean that that

Was such a good game vote for Tyson he is a misogynist he is the only man on the team so I have to figure out some sort of accusation who’s first to get infected I love that game when one person gets like a group of people sick

You figure out who the origin uh came from and then you shame them dude vote out Tyson yes for sneaking away from challenges to talk to Libby ew why is everyone acting so buddy buddy with him just as you had no influence I manipulated your feeble mind into voting

Him you’re so dumb no attack move carefully in this monster movie challenge ouch no no make it Chase purple people make it no dude oh okay we still won we still won we still won welcome to the wild west for our western movie challenge has anybody like been shot at all oh oh

Oh oh I’m gunning down a bunch of nevermind we’re actually beasting every single challenge Libby died first I saw her listen dude they hate each other they all hate each other we’re getting in their head that’s hurt oh they actually voted her off oh she’s on our team now

Oh she just left anyways yeah I guess if you find out that nobody loves you you know I wouldn’t want to I wouldn’t want to go on either oh so easy so easy see that’s what 15 years of hobbies gets you whoa Glenn’s trying to no you’re not

First I can bottle what’s on purple oh now you’re fifth dude she’s having a panic attack apologizing to me I’m getting in everyone’s heads we kind of beat them to death there’s only a couple remaining I feel like I haven’t heard you talk all games Zeke actually I think

I’m gonna turn people against you I don’t think they know you exist collect guitars to score points that’s it we just find guitars stop you’re in front of me I hate you so much so very much yes dude we have some they have like one person looking for

Things I’ma Just Dance I’m gonna just do my thing I got to go You knew you were being voted out next you’ve been mean to people me being the person I wish you well in Hell Gwen says and then looks right at me it’s a cardi B quote Oh I’m gonna start saying horrible things to people and then say

It’s a it’s a quote from a rap song you will now complete in the daily challenges as individuals all these just look like military training courses no come on all right five five five have something good no yeah no you’ve won safety how’s that that’s not it’s just luck people are

Gonna vote me out vote me guys okay if you insist I just want you all to stay okay that settles that please don’t vote me out any skill based challenge I know I’m gonna win you are such good players and I love all of you look she’s already

Walking over there this is reverse psychology this is somehow gonna flip badly on me I mean you asked for it thank you dude what’s wrong with you give me a marshmallow come on ah give me a marshmallow final marshmallow yeah okay okay they voted her they’ve ordered vote me next round

Yes please thank you so much for a good game never give up and if you want to add me oh my God I think she might have just been a good person I thought maybe she was reverse psychology evil I think she was just nice use your powers and secret

Identity to win the superhero movie all right check this out yep I’m leading the pack all right dude ah no how’s that possible huh oh okay there we go there we go oh my God oh my God bye guys you could vote me yeah I was gonna anyway

Um people snap their necks and look at me Zeke stop you keep looking at me Ava said she wants to be voted so bad nah I’m gonna still vote for Zeke though get out of my sightseeks stop looking at me why does everyone looking at me oh I

Already have a marshmallow yippee later you’re all my best friends Zeke I I love Zeke prehistoric movie challenge search this cave for hidden artifacts if I lose I am done I see a precious artifact oh my God there’s one right there oh my God oh my God this is alien

Oh dude wow get robbed and get robbed oh another one oh yes all right that’s fine I think I think we take yes I hate you Z because I want you to die I can’t wait to vote for you I like all of you I can’t have this conversation right

Now because I love all of you equally Zeke Zeke kill Zeke challenge behead Zeke I wish we all had a gun maybe I should keep my biggest enemy around you know what I’m gonna hold off on Zeke I’m voting Heavenly she has been so rude

This whole game Zeke I I feel like keep your enemies closer type Vibe right between the seek and Heavenly I’m looking at you okay that’s fine Sarah has found the safety statue they decided to play it on Zeke yeah I’m so happy that Zeke’s staying I’m so happy stop yeah he

Doesn’t talk he just put adopt he hasn’t said one word all right this is getting really intense now I really need to win these they do not like me radical dude it’s time for a beach movie challenge I’m scared I really don’t want to lose what do I do what’s gonna happen

Oh dude I’m too scared oh okay that was really close yes oh my God all right we gotta vote I vote Brianna look it’s just gonna happen anyway if we vote someone who left the game are we just being cowards why not just wait why drag it on oh God they

Voted Sarah whatever cowards we have a tie between Sarah and Brianna since you can’t that’s how you eliminate oh please vote Brianna she was delivered it yes yes I get everything I want I get everything I want Zeke voted for you I voted Sarah I hope you win ziki for real

Yes I just lied to someone on your behalf isn’t this awesome dude she’s in the jury so she might vote for me I don’t know what the jury does congratulations after all this time upset and drama you made the finale the winner of the season will be taught by

Jury boat dude they’re not gonna vote for me Zeke voted you oh my god what if I just successfully lied I believe what no the winner of it oh wow I’m way way more pretty than any of you now that I see your real ugly avatars all right Gotta Go Gotta Go

Gotta Go I count that last line as a dub dude I can’t believe it I always forget that the jury decides if you win or not I haven’t played this game in a while so I forgot that little detail dude I want I won the challenges I won everything

That’s okay maybe I’ll get my get back on this world maybe not just this game but this world Maybe