NICO Adopted by the BLOOD ULTIMA FAMILY in Minecraft! – Parody Story(Roxy and Lily)

Uh okay boy what are we working out today ah you know the memo get on the bench we always get out the bed bro well you need to learn how to bench press you never do it well when are we gonna work out legs I feel like we’ve skipped one

Day for like a year oh do you see my legs huh you see that oh I guess they’re pretty good yeah so do not say we skip likes you just have little Stickman legs really strong actually I could jump super high what what watch me you’re walking on twigs

Oh you have no hops boy you cannot even knock a basketball oh my gosh you all right if you want to hit legs then uh go ahead and do some squats uh squats yes I spoke English oh gosh okay fine the squats is the squats yeah yeah I’m gonna kick you

Guys I’m doing that it’s okay final these squats up okay what is that [Applause] oh yeah I remember oh my gosh I feel kind of weird oh wait where am I this doesn’t look like my house this is not blue did bull knock me out gosh I think I’m

Getting a headache or something oh why is there this stuff on my wall so yeah why is it all gooey oh I don’t like that I need the miners to come over to fix this later wait what else is it usually purple what is all of this wait who are

You you guys oh hello son hey uh you’re not my parents who are you come here buddy just uh sit down on the couch with us yeah I don’t know if I can trust you guys sit down on the couch with us okay you’re not going anywhere uh are

You sure take a seat okay we want to explain to you that we are your new parents yep and we love you so much wait this is what are you talking about all right oh my gosh I’m dying oh wait the news is starting what do you mean it’s a toad

It’s gonna be good oh my gosh it’s just this guy bobbing his head all the time he doesn’t even say anything he’s gonna start talking here in a second right what do you mean a young boy in a blue costume earlier this morning was attacked by a strong muscular man in the

Square City Gym uh why are you guys laughing oh that’s hilarious he has still not been found please if you see this blue boy anywhere please call 9-1-1 it’s still not been found uh guys I’m right here I gotta tell them that I’ve been found you’re not a blue boy

Silly come on wait wait I’m not a blue boy what do you mean you’re not a blue boy let’s go outside I am a purple boy wait I’d say you’re more like our son I have a question why do you guys have wings and everything well we’re Dark

Angels Dark Angels excuse me ma’am what’s a dark angel well there’s nice angels and there’s mean angels and we just happen to be the mean ones uh okay so what do you do well we corrupt people using a power blast wait and I assume that you corrupted me well no we

Corrupted bull you just happen to be there wait so bull was corrupted and then I got corrupted because of both and now you’re our son oh my gosh this sort of events even happened uh don’t worry about it just follow me I want to talk to my friend cash oh you

Can’t see cash why you just can’t are you sure yeah you have to be revived to see your friends oh my gosh we’re really just in a fake mirrored Square City right now are you serious wait no no I don’t you can look for yourself but he’s not gonna be there um

Hello well guys you have to be here somewhere I’m having a panic attacker hello uh dad does this guy talk that is not cash all right I would get away from him he looks like he’s gonna bite you Dark Angel Universe Sun oh gosh we’re Shady messing with balls when you need

Him and where’s your science experiments and please don’t tell me this that is Zoe of this universe there’s no Zoe in this universe it’s all right so it’s all right we know you have a crush on her we’ll find you a nice Dark Angel girl

I never said that I never said that okay whatever we know oh my gosh okay where are you taking me uh do you want to see anything else in mirrored Square City uh I don’t know this all looks the same except my house I don’t know why my

House was the only thing that looks different well we made it the same for you we know you love this place oh well thank you we just need to redo this statue for sure this blue looks terrible it’s just the best statue ever no it’s

Not honey we have no time what are you talking about honey he’s not strong enough as a dark angel this process could kill him if we don’t make him stronger wait what made me make me stronger but why why do I need to get stronger my son is looking pretty tough

Are you sure we need to train this guy he’s weak come on look at those muscles yeah yeah look at look at my muscles wait actually look pretty strong no no I do not want to find out you remember what happened to the last guy hey why am

I hearing a sheep the last guy uh why is there a sheep in here you know what Nico first part of your training Mark the Sheep uh oh my gosh that was cruel uh I handled it so don’t worry about it uh okay well what now you say I need to get stronger

Yeah I would listen to your mom you don’t really have muscles I was lying all right well there’s a dark angel school right down the road so you need to learn some stuff there all right but like what you need to learn some abilities wait abilities what can I do

Mom whoa this is great you can make them do something evil wait so when I get new humans do something evil yes honey why do you sound so happy lower your tone I’m sorry it’s just so exciting uh okay fine well I’m gone thank you Mom thank you Dad oh uh mom or

Dad go oh he’s right above you wait what behind you wait what oh why are you messing with me I’m not messing with you all right son is there anything you want to do in mirrored Square City where are you taking me yeah anywhere you want to

Go like maybe your statue uh what do you mean this whole place looks like the grocery store and then the disco ball nothing’s purple except my house listen listen we’re gonna redo your statue anyway look it looks hideous what’s wrong with my statue look at my goggles they’re so shiny too much blue

Hey did you say too much blue yeah blue is terrible let me just stop oh my gosh we don’t have enough time to do this we have to train him oh uh what are you talking about look at how muscular our sun is come on train me

Well if he’s not strong enough then the whole Dark Angel process could kill him What are you guys talking about hang on hang on let’s put a pin in that I hear something wait uh here what there’s an evil villain in this house an evil villain uh there he is wait it’s just a sheep and is that a normal sheep

Wait what what am I doing I need you to slaughter them Well you’re a dark angel now so do it son he’s Hawking Luke he’s on me all right do it oh fine I’ll do it myself sorry mom dad is crazy well that’s how he became as strong as he is uh what yeah look at these bad boys oh yeah I guess

You do have wings well yeah all right what do you think it’s a time to take him to school oh yes I’m so excited wait why do we need to go to school I gotta go to school all the time oh this school experience will be a little bit different

Um how so well you’re gonna meet new humans there and when you do it’s time to start one of your new abilities my new abilities can I like shoot fire or something uh we’re not really fired demons or whatever but we can do some other cool things wait like what

Um I don’t know we can control humans like we did the book we control humans like you could make them evil yes wait why don’t they kiss you guys are Dark Angels We are indeed Dark Angels all right are you ready to go to school bud

Uh sure okay first test survive a large height I’m only kidding come on oh my gosh I’m not crazy I’m just your dad uh I guess you want my dad you’re right all right smoke bomb Oh gosh why is this transition always happen I assume we’re gonna be in the

School oh my gosh yep how’s this even possible Mom Dad Dad I just saw you oh wow I guess I’m in the school again oh my gosh I’m always here what’s gonna happen gosh do I have to go to class wait did this place different maybe I’ll

Learn about dark angel stuff you never know wait uh what’s this person doing over here oh boy where’s the book wait this is just a normal person wait did you say human uh what are they doing ah sorry I’m later oh thank goodness are they having a

Study session come on we only have two weeks until the quiz yeah we need to get a hundred why are they bring like the quiz in the dark angel wrong this also doesn’t make any sense to me okay we’re starting with two plus two oh my gosh

I’m done with this you know and I’m just gonna see what happens when I use my corrupt abilities wait Dad kill them hey okay I’m definitely not doing that say I am correcting you guys you cannot break things I will break things watch what’s going on uh I’m going nuts

I’m going nuts so crazy those corrupted Billy’s really did work um excuse me excuse me weren’t you gonna study I don’t want to study All I Wanna Do Is destroy I like doing that too wait wait wait wait wait wait wait why oh and they’re

Gone oh my gosh I don’t know about this I think I’m just gonna leave school actually maybe I should is that person flying flying what is going on what’s that doing yeah yeah definitely not I’m going to go out over there my parents are kind of

You though kind of evil I think you know what I’m just gonna go to the movie theater maybe Clyde’s over there see the dark angel realm I don’t know oh gosh maybe I could see some of normal in square City uh Dark Angel experience has

Been kind of rough I just want to turn back to it she went again and return to the normal Square City but at least they’re still premiering the life of shady I thought that movie’s been going on for a while um hello quieter quiet it’s so nice to

See you I’m not Claude man what you talking about wait slide wait are you quite dead yeah uh where are you in the dark angel realm I don’t know I was just put here oh my gosh well anyway sir are you normal yeah I’m normal man what does

It look like well that’s awesome I just need a buddy to talk to you know what do I have the urge to break everything what you have the words to break everything corrupted Nico do it he’s already corrupted Mom keep going make him go crazy

Oh my gosh you know I I was wondering if I can make him levitate do it slide it levitate You’re knocking yourself in the walls outside are you okay I don’t feel so good man oh slide slide I can’t oh yes uh Mom amazing job you’re getting stronger each second I’m not so sure about this all right well I’ve been thinking about it if you’re hesitant about trying out your corruption

Abilities we could take you to a training course you guys have a training course this whole time and you took me out into the real world oh hi honey oh my gosh hello wait Dad oh my gosh dad you jump scared me sorry that’s just uh

One of my favorite things to do oh well I guess that based on how you look hey what are you trying to say you just look like very mysterious and scary that’s what I like to hear all right what do you say we take him to the trials yeah I

Think that’ll be good oh my gosh there’s always a trial so just go I hate it too and were we here yet yes we have landed wait uh how did we end up in a cave where are we on the surface just a second ago yes but we’re Dark Angels so

Doesn’t matter should I not question it oh no I guess you should have questioned anything then okay well anyways what is this welcome to the uh you know training course you know trials whatever you want to call it all right uh okay and uh here’s your dark angel staff buddy oh

Thank you we they’re kids on the staff wait what are you giving me that’s the ammo for it all right wait so I could just insert it into it so oh my gosh wait it is ticking from it yep that’s it you’re doing it right I’m glad you know

It oh okay well I’m just gonna fill this up all the way to the top just like this and uh how does this work take a shot at a Target like this watch oh wait let me try wow good job we have a natural wow he’s perfect but

How do I get those wings you guys have oh um should we do it to him honey I don’t think he’s ready I think he’s ready oh gosh wait what what are you gonna do just stand right there all right this might hurt a bit sorry Dad what are you doing

Oh gosh why’d you do that oh you look great son look at him brother what’s what do you mean look yeah to me wait did I get to which yeah you have wings oh my gosh let’s go now come shoot the targets while you’re flying uh guys is that another person

Right there oh yeah why don’t you go say hi to him oh wait he’s a friend okay yeah hi hi look at him [Applause] get rid of that vermin that was like the scariest thing I’ve ever seen in my life that was his first kill his first kiss what first kill okay

Thank goodness you guys are crazy well anyway someone just finished doing this target practice gosh uh why are we even here anyways you’re practicing because you’re gonna need to you know use this later uh why would I need to use this later you don’t know is there like a super

Villain I mean to eat so you’re gonna need to attack the angel HQ