Nico CANNOT SLEEP on Minecraft! – Parody Story(Cash Zoey Mia Shady TV)

Oh my gosh it’s a beautiful day today and it’s a perfect day to check my diamonds uh wait a second where are my Diamonds oh did I really use all my diamonds is there something in my laboratory oh my gosh please be diamonds no diamonds what okay you know what it’s

A perfect day to go mining so why don’t I invite some of my friends let’s see if cash wants to go to do hello cash knock knock oh my gosh who’s here now it’s nikawa and you’re not sleeping this time yeah I was counting my Redstone but

What’s up do you want to go mining today actually I’m kind of packing up for a holiday right now I’m going on vacation vacation to where I’m going on a cruise a cruise me sorry Nico you really not want to go mining I would love to but I’m just kind

Of busy right now okay let’s see if Shady wants to go yeah knock knock hey who’s there uh Nico hi Shady hey Nico what’s going on how are you doing today oh I’m doing good I’m just bathing my dogs right now bathing your dogs what

Yeah get in their spot well do you want to go mining today this is gonna take me like the next two hours my dogs hate baths do you want to go with me after I’m like really busy all day just today’s not a good day for me Nico I’m

Sorry are you serious okay I shouldn’t want to go with me Shady doesn’t want to go with me am I really going to have to ask Zoe this is practically like asking her out on a date I don’t know if I could do this you know what I gotta

Build the confidence to just go good morning Zoe good morning Nico Hi how are you I’m doing pretty good just trying to get this guy back to the Village whoa what are you doing today I’ve got to go to the Village to do some shopping along

With return this guy so do you want to go mining with me I’m good Nico I’m just kind of scared of the dark are you serious yeah I’m sorry maybe next time okay no one wants to go mining with me today which kind of sad I guess I gotta

Go by myself today well I can’t believe I gotta go alone today gosh is this the first time I’ve been alone in so long and wait she’s diving too let’s go I love diamonds and it’s more diamonds this is a perfect kill what the heck this game is gonna be

So good okay I’ve got some more diamonds this is so cool okay I got all those diamonds but where am I now how did I get here oh my gosh wait we’re diamonds let’s go where am I oh gosh it’s scary in here there’s a lot of good loot but

Let me just get out of here oh my gosh where do I go oh my gosh let’s just go in here wait what just happened wait this is unbreakable oh my gosh where am I am I stuck in this cave oh no what is all of this is this parkour and

Wait that’s an exit come on come on come on no I have to do a bunch of Parkour what’s going on right now why am I even here oh gosh you know what let’s just do this parkour come on come on nice then the next jump

No I slipped off oh my gosh this is so difficult I wish I had my friends right here right now this would be so much fun with them but by myself this is just scary go right here nice come on do this job and let’s go okay do one two three

And oh my gosh perfect now we’ve entered the Next Room whoa oh my gosh this place is so scary with these poles coming out of the room and this giant massive hole the spike on the ceiling oh my gosh get out of here okay okay never mind scream

I’m going to do anything I have to get through this by myself because I am brave okay I hope so anyways I think the next thing I gotta do is drop down here so oh my gosh that wasn’t so bad right well I guess I just gotta keep continuing on

And maybe this ends pretty soon I’m hoping so at least come on yes this has to take me to the surface let’s go wait this is definitely not the surface is this in other water maze what where do I go from here oh gosh oh no oh no I can’t

Breathe underwater so what am I gonna do here maybe let’s check in this chest a trident with Riptide three and a breaking three what is Riptide do again let me check whoa this launches you in the ocean oh my gosh so if I use this Riptide and goes through these Rings

Maybe I can reach the end let’s go whoa this is so cool oh gosh I’m not breathing so much I gotta do this quick come on oh my gosh I’m barely alive how did I get through that thing she would do this this is crazy I am the evil mastermind

That trapped you in this cave you’re gonna have to go through all my obstacles to make it out wait what oh my gosh I thought I already made it through all of those I can’t believe there’s more of them oh no that’s gotta be strong if I die

Diving Michael I shot I’m just talking to myself this is so weird oh gosh what is this now I guess this is just the lava pool but where do I go oh no oh no wait I just spawned right back where you left off What What In this chest boats

Wait what can I do with boats can I travel across this wait what maybe I could hop in the boat oh no oh gosh oh that definitely doesn’t work wait can I jump on boats when I place them wait I can wait that means first but second I

Can do both parkour right wait let me get all this stuff out of my inventory real quick and let me try this come on oh God this is so difficult okay come on let’s do this let’s go oh gosh this is super harder you know what I gotta go

For a leap of food let’s go one two three four five we are now able to proceed to the next area oh my gosh I have to defeat this evil mastermind and beat all these tricks and games let’s get out of this cave oh my I can’t believe I actually

Did that boat lava parkour that was so scary what is this sweet how am I supposed to get out of here what these bugs are super sharp and I can’t get past them oh gosh what am I supposed to do is there a secret entry things you

Get out of oh my gosh let me just try shimming through oh wait what how did that actually work oh my gosh that was super difficult and very sharp wait what is this this looks so confusing is this a puzzle rube oh my gosh I’m not gonna

Puzzle though I wish Shady or Zoe was here they’re pretty clever oh my okay I guess I just gotta do this parkour and then go here there nope oh gosh how do I solve this area wait what’s this arrow pointing up it’s pointing at this chest

Okay there’s a lever in here oh my gosh what can I do with this lever I could use it too open this door right here place it on this gold block nice and now I can get another Trident let’s go and use this trident to go up here like this

Gosh and then where do I go from here I think I gotta go all the way over to that chest let’s go I’m supposed to use these slime blocks I’m such a noob come on go back up and then use the Slime box let’s go oh bunk oh my gosh okay what is

This now a bow and some arrows where do I shoot this bow maybe right here on this Arrow no probably not this target book okay shoot this bow and wait it just opened another room for me let’s go whenever I shoot this target block it opens its door with pistons oh my gosh

That makes so much sense okay let’s just keep pursuing this area I hope I get out of here fast this is taking so long why at that end up is this amazing oh gosh I’m not good at mazes this area isn’t looking very promising where’s the exits

Actually where is this thing wait it’s right here wait I wish oh my gosh I’m not very good at this I wish I could tell Zoe that I like he liked her but she’s never gonna know now if I’m stuck down here forever so I need to get out

Of here okay come on over here maybe yes yes yes this is the best okay now it’s just some more parkour this is pretty self-explanatory this evil Master my care to feed me I will defame because I am the best at Minecraft let’s go okay come on use

These jumps let’s go oh gosh okay one more and another and and oh gosh why is this cave so difficult whoever built this out is very evil and made super scary people okay come on jump down here on Sly block bounce oh my gosh that’s so

Bouncy it’s very fun okay let’s go up here and now we are on the next room let’s go but what’s in this room whoa this place looks pretty nice actually but where’s the food oh my gosh I’m getting hungry I don’t have this shake but it’s not gonna

Last for very long I wish I had some raw salmon Zoe would definitely get me some right now wait the sun here it says find the secret button oh my gosh that’s the sound of an evil lava do not like that okay let’s just find this button it can’t be that hard

Right it’s probably in some sort of crevice maybe over here somehow under this water movie no up here no I’m not up there what the heck where’s this button this is so much harder when I’m doing it by myself if I cash I should be

Able to find this button so easily oh my gosh three people is way better than one where is this thing maybe it’s under this bamboo let’s buy this bamboo well come on there’s nothing here in the trees maybe come on please be in the trees button where are you no button are you

Serious are you serious oh my gosh maybe it’s over here wait it’s right here and it’s blue let’s go oh my God she just unlocked another room whoa wait why did I have a bunch of armor what’s this for diamond armor oh gosh where there’s Jones

I did put on this armor let’s go it’s time to test my true capabilities on my own oh gosh I got the withering effect oh no there’s so many skeletons here ah get away from me get away from me they give me the withering effect which is

Very dangerous get away I just keep rattling up all these skeletons uh oh gosh come on I killed one let’s go two oh gosh she’s gonna do a ton of damage kill this one over here nice I can see that because cash is not here

But look I can’t I killed all of them let’s go but wait oh my gosh all these dispensers had spawnings in them whoever built this new that I was really good at Minecraft and they wanted you to defeat me but nope they’re not gonna defeat me because I am a professional well you

Know what I’m done blabbing on by myself I’m gonna go see what’s next whoa what is in here oh my gosh huge elephants oh those are not elephants those are ravators Gregory you look like a Gregory but unfortunately I’m going there to kill you oh gosh yep I think that there’s just two two is okay right I can get two come on oh no these guys do so much damage I spoke Way Too Soon by saying I’m the best blackout player get these

Guys get these guys come over here Gregory I don’t know what your brother’s name is but I’m gonna kill him as well oh gosh oh no this is not good why this guy so strong who did this to me this is very scary I’m going back to the

Other room bye maybe I should just mine to the surface maybe that will be good just keep mining oh gosh we why is there lava oh wait is this place lava protected now oh my gosh that beats that this place is surrounded by lava and I couldn’t even mind the surface if I

Wanted to there has to be an exit here somewhere oh no am I gonna have to face Gregory again oh gosh I’m gonna get you come on get over here and let’s go we killed Gregory I’m sorry Gregory I’ll beat you in another life anyways we’re basically done with this room I wonder

What’s next what’s over here whoa It’s in under water room oh gosh so I can’t breathe oh no oh my gosh that was crazy how am I gonna breathe underwater this is scary I don’t know how I’m gonna get through here where’s the exit to this place there’s no

Suffocating underneath this water this water pressure Beaver can use my Trident come on where’s the exits oh my gosh am I stuck in here no no get me out of here I can’t breathe anymore oh the light yes this is the end uh Nico wake up hey you’ve been sleeping all day

Oh my gosh Nico how long were you out for what just happened what what are you freaking out about you guys weren’t there what are you talking about oh my gosh I was all alone I was in a cave but I had to go through all of these

Different crazy obstacles oh my gosh I’m just so glad to see you guys again I can’t believe that was all just a dream oh I get it he had a bad dream oh you had a nightmare I never want to be a guys guys to meet three well I don’t want to

Go out without you guys anymore let’s go let’s go if you want to watch more cash Adventures the click on the screen and if you’d enjoyed that please don’t please I subscribe bye oh my gosh it’s so hot today it is hot I’m exhausted what’s cash doing ah sorry

I’m late guys I just didn’t want to keep walking uh yeah the hoverboard is really fun and it’s super easy ego that’s my hoverboard oh I’m sorry well if it’s a good day to go to the beach and go swimming let’s go yeah it’s like 100 degrees heat right now wait 100 degrees

I meant degree oh my gosh the water’s so cool feels so good out here swim to the very bottom it’s ice cold down here I don’t know if that’s safe the pressure’s starting to get to my head um guys we can’t breathe res yeah you want to see what else I

Could do underwater though what here just watch me stay up there okay what the judges do a backflip water yeah I’m pretty awesome oh my gosh let me try guys I think we’re lost uh Sadie uh you look behind you it’s the beach right there wait where are we what we’re in these

Testing tubes and I think we’re being experimented on experimented on who would do that I don’t know oh my gosh who are you well I am m-i-a Mia wait Mia do we know that person Zoe uh no they don’t look familiar yeah it’s okay M.I.A why’d you Trapper Sierra I am trying to

Make my robot family bigger it’s your robot family and why are you talking like that oh just because I’m a robot I figured you guys just wanted me to talk in robots since that’s what you will be soon wait we’re gonna be robot sorry about it let me go over here let’s

Turn on these machines and don’t worry about it robots have a lot of benefits to them you can fight off monsters you don’t even have to eat and you live forever we live forever we could be together forever well and we can go on So Many Adventures oh that’s not what I

Meant but okay let’s start this you know what you’re doing I am a robot aren’t I dubbed okay so do we just trust her I guess so three two Zoe do you feel any different uh yeah kinda you look different oh my gosh I’m a robot and wait so your

Name is Zoe and your name is Nico Niko three thousand oh my gosh that sounds so cool well we’ve got robot names wait m-i-a is that it’s becoming a robot that’s it oh holy guacamole worked were you expecting it not to work well like I said it’s an experiment I was uh

Testing wait what would happen if it didn’t work uh let’s not get to that let me let you guys out wonderful thank you finally the real world and uh why is there Pig there oh that was my next test subject wait what wait what are you

Doing am I uh what perfect oh gosh I guess we should just leave that pig there here I’ll show you guys this first hand oh okay can I try to press the buttons sure why not it’s actually fairly easy Thought oh gosh yeah guys get out of here good idea well anyways where are we well we’re currently in my laboratory where I do most of my experiments later what so are you looking at this place I sure am it’s amazing this place is huge

I’ve never been in the house this big we actually do have more robots here wait you do besides us yeah they should be somewhere around here okay well do you mind if me and Zoe help ourselves oh yes of course but but before you guys go I

Must warn you you guys have one robot power each wait what I have a robotic Powers yes but I’m not too sure what they are yet because everyone’s is different so I could discover them later yes but good luck enjoy the tour okay cool that sounds good wait are we

Waterproof no do not go in the water oh gosh yeah let’s not go in the water then wait two is this over here hello what’s your name hello I am cash 2.0 wait why are you talking like that because I’m a robot oh my gosh don’t forget we know

M.I.A didn’t talk like that okay yeah you’re right but I was created by her you know oh actually that’s too oh really yeah we were once humans I know I saw you guys in the pods you guys were really scary looking wait what really yeah I don’t like the look of humans but

You guys look way better now do you think yeah I guess I look different anyways you guys want a drink a drink what kind of drinks you serve here ah here I got olive oil olive oil what sorry accidentally activated my laser ability let’s be careful yeah but two oops sorry I’m sorry

Kind of dangerous oh no wait what that one malfunctions a lot oops oh gosh Mia’s gonna be mad did you just fart um on accident I’ll clean this up don’t let her get here please oh my gosh that’s kind of crazy yeah uh okay Club while you’re moving down let’s look

Around oh Zoe turn around oh what is what is it what happened why are you talking like that because I am a robot these guys are faking the robot that makes sense I am a robot too Zoe stop talking like that oh what’s up Shady what happened cash 2.0

Um I accidentally uh blew up the place but it’s fixed right do you think Mia will see she definitely will see she has cameras Oh My Gosh well that’s not good anyways what is your name Shady shade e do you remind me of someone named Shady what that’s completely

Different what do you mean this sounds the same shady and Shady no no no not really can I get some motor oil yeah oh my gosh why do these people drink motor oil yeah two oops what whoa whoa whoa whoa Shady you’re gonna blow up my

Place again do you guys know how to control your abilities yeah just sometimes activates on accident are you serious yeah dude stop sneezing oh my gosh oh that’s oh that’s a lot of crazy you’re doing that at perfect now yeah I am Sadie come to my office now

I knew that was gonna happen you’re a travel trailer um I’ll see you guys later so wait do you want to follow him and spy yeah let’s do it oh my gosh cash you put it we’ll be back all right oh my gosh well in the meantime we can see how big this

Place is you see what’s happening Shady I’m understanding that you’re having a little problems with your abilities um maybe well I was sitting here here enjoying the scenery and all of a sudden I had a nice flying everything yeah that was uh that was the new recruits to be honest the new

Recruits hey that wasn’t answer oh there they are were you guys shooting TNT no we weren’t we didn’t even know how to use any of our powers but Shady get back here I’m running oh my gosh you guys will never catch me what do you mean I’m running I’m running up running

Up running why are you waiting okay stand back or I’ll sneeze on you whoa whoa update oh gosh oh gosh so you gotta be careful sneezing I don’t know if we could control our powers just yet okay well rules are rules and we’re not supposed to use our

TNT cannons at the house okay so lesson learned this is a beautiful home yeah I know look at all these music discs we can use whoa what are you guys doing what oh nothing we’re just admiring your beautiful house well I hope you guys

Know that one of my Powers as a robot is teleportation so if I sense trouble I’ll be there wake up wake up back up oh man she’s uh scary well if I wanted to ask her how it would discover my own robot power or something we can’t do anything really

Yet well we know that you can sneeze TNT yeah I guess that means I’m actually a robot yeah hopefully she’s not looking because I really do have to sneeze wait what oh yes in my office now um yes do you think me and Zoe can learn how to discover our robot powers for

Ourselves Ah that’s just what I’ve been waiting for dedication and drive wait really actually you guys should be able to compete in the robot exams tournament robot exams tournament Zoey are you hearing this Miriam what are those that’s where you guys will be able to discover your abilities okay can you

Take us there oh of course Shady office you guys follow me wait what ah wait uh Mia one second I saw someone they’re over here I need to ask them a question uh excuse me well who’s up for a game of pool oh gosh uh this guy’s kind of weird never mind

There’s a weird man on the porch okay show us how to get to this robot exam tournament ugh I love the enthusiasm Shady office wait a second the guy’s out there Randy it’s Randy well Mia let’s go all right follow me yeah yeah okay yeah this

Is just a wall oh yes it is just a wall why don’t you hit it a few times what do you mean yeah hey you’re heading into it what I knew you guys would find the entrance is this an invisible wall look at the things this is crazy

Okay Zoey let’s go MIA where are you taking us oh I’m going to take you to the tournament area the tournament area wait the borders of the Arena up here disappear as you walk forward and as you walk back that’s so yeah it’s a special

Thing only us robots can see so what is this Mia well for your first game it’s going to be the ice boat race ice boat race will this help us train yes it also might help figure out what your abilities actually are okay let’s do it all right perfect let me provide your

Boat so I’m just going to grab them from one of these wait what one random one I usually keep track of where everything’s at okay cool I guess you’re really smart here you go and here you go oh man Nico are you ready yeah but so I’m gonna

Give you a two second Head Start actually all right now I’m just kidding nope wait what oh gosh I better get to walls wait I’m gonna win wait what how’d you cut that quarter so good because I’m a professional oh my gosh wait I’ll get it

By the second round come on come on I’ve got this okay three laps three laps up three laps I’m gonna beat you no you’re not you’re not I’m in the leader I learned how to do it check me out wait what is that Zoe um no clue I’m winning wait what Joey

That’s the kid though come here Zoey Zoey where we watch out Sally come here give me a hug no get away good luck with that so we come here hey oh God oh God let me get it I’m in Zoe’s boat you can’t get me powers wait my powers

Zoe use them to save Zoey okay Good cover oh gosh I can’t explain yourself well uh I just got turned into a robot so I came to see Zoe wait what you gotta turn into a robot yeah so robots still have feelings wow never knew that I mean you probably have feelings for Zoe too still okay be quiet

What are you guys talking about over there nothing so wait you know what I’ll just give you the win for this round oh perfect and the kid just disappeared maybe you unlock a teleport ability gosh well so I am ready for the next part of the tournament exams up all right let’s go

Hello Nico and Zoe oh yeah I would like to applaud you on discovering one of your abilities Nico doped actually it was absolutely amazing unfortunately Zoe we still haven’t seen any powers yet oh man sorry Zoe however that leads us to our next game next game uh man I think I

Need a a lever my apologies I’m all over the place today thank you Nico well who’s that oh no I’m holding a chicken good work Nico 3000 alrighty guys welcome to the next game this is going to be parkour over electric water electrical water do not fall in the

Water or what happens well your robots you could probably take a guess unfortunately let’s go this is easy that way I think I’m gonna take a shortcut wait did the shortcut are you joking oh my gosh well well just gonna go this way oh this might take a

While you got this I don’t know oh my gosh I can’t believe this um let’s go I got I got so okay come on come on come on Zoe I’m coming again hurry up I’m trying my best I’m bored oh my gosh I’ll be there in a second gotta be patient

Wait are you sleeping sleeping oh my gosh she’s sleeping whatever come on I got this let’s go last few jumps and last jump let’s go Zoey I made it without dying good job why do you have to wake me up sorry I didn’t mean to well I did me too because we

Have to do the next challenge let’s go um where’s Mia oh wait what absolutely full job guys way to finish that Nico 3000 Zoe another fail what that wasn’t a fail that was being smart that’s a good way of thinking about it Zoe wow okay I

Guess there’s two ways to win that last challenge well anyways what is this challenge for this challenge it’s gonna be a bit tough what’s with this challenge well each of you will be provided a scanner a scanner I am also going to give you each a pickaxe and a

Shovel oh what are these for for this challenge you are going to locate the TNT and diffuse the bomb before it explodes wait what what’s the chicken sound oh gosh oh we gotta hurry wait and she says we have to use the scanner wait Minebot hello are you gonna help us with

This okay under the ground and Redstone uh do you know which one’s it well I don’t know one of these is definitely one of them’s holiday bright red and it says TNT over it maybe that’s it Zoe of course it’s good [Applause] Lovely work everyone oh hi Mia you guys did an amazing job and Zoe great job helping out thank you how did you get in here you failed the first two levels oh gosh what is he trying to say I am boss wait what’s up get out of here go back