Nico FAKED a BREAKUP with Zoey?! – Insane Minecraft Parody

So is it really not going to work out it’s not going to work out ever ever oh gosh okay this is weird don’t you think what is this hey for it I mean you guys were really good friends I know so we so P the weather today uh it’s all right I guess

Uh uh 1 second 1 second what else do I say oh my gosh bro just be natural just like yo like how’s it been you know how’s your day going how you doing like what you been up to too you know what I’m saying okay okay got it got it um so

What’s your shoe size why do you want to know my shoe size uh uh sorry oh gosh that didn’t work anyman bro that was so Random well I don’t know I I don’t I don’t know how to talk to girls especially when I’m going on a date with

Zoe just ask her unique questions and just be yourself that’s the most important part okay got it so Zoe why’d you ask me here okay listen this isn’t going to work out Nico wait what do you mean you’re too awkward okay give me 1 second 1 second just give me one more

Chance okay fine 1 second all right what should I say um dude literally I just told you what you should say just be yourself and just chill all right uh Zoe oh yeah I’m chill you are obviously not chill right now you know what I’m just

Going to go home okay so you leaving me I I am I am I’m leaving okay bye oh my gosh Zoe is it really not going to work out it’s not going to work out ever ever oh gosh Jesus never never never me and Zoe

Are never going to be a th and it’s all my fault because I’m so awkward you know what I’m just going to cry myself to sleep and go home 1 2 3 knock 1 2 3 knock what am I hearing 1 2 3 knock what am I hearing

Downstairs 1 2 three knock why are you making noise at my door because I wanted to do a unique knock Nico one 2 3 knock is not very unique it it’s not the time cash what do you mean I’m so excited ouch I want to be home by myself today

Hey what’s wrong Zoe she broke up with me Nico you guys were never dating in the first place okay well she she said that it’s never going to work ever never ever she said those exact words like you don’t have a chance with her yeah she

Said that uh well I can’t say I knew this was going to happen but I knew this was going to happen what you’re kind of awkward you know sometimes no I’m not awkward talking about it’s okay it’s okay let’s not focus on that what’s the size of your feet by the way what

Nothing never mind Nico see this is what I mean you just don’t know what to say sometimes are you serious here how about you hang out with uh shady and I we’re going to the park okay we can teach you some rizs some RZ I don’t need to know

Some RZ the only girl I want to get is Zoe okay well then at least we can do something to take your mind off this it’s okay whatever I think you should play some basketball it’ll help you take your mind off her I don’t really want to

Play basketball I’ll just watch Shady we got another player for us nice are you ready to hoop Nico Shady I’m sad why what happened hey hey hey Shady he he’s not in the mood right now Zoe just told him that he has got no shot with her

What yeah oh Noah this is not good I got rejected bro what’ you do nothing and that’s exactly why listen you should have shot your shot a little earlier Nico yeah I know and maybe not be as nervous I think I’m in the friend zone here’s a little correlation to

Basketball in real life listen if you’re a shooter don’t stop shooting because guess what if you shoot 0 for 9 that means you stop shooting but if you shoot 0 for 100 that means you never stop shooting but you’re still 0 for 100 you need to be shooting 100 per day I don’t

Know what to do guys hey yo man this dude’s got no Riz what you ain’t got no Riz bro who are you I’m the rizzler and I’m going to steal your girl you oh gosh no wait hold on you don’t have a girl loser hey what hey dang that dude was

Mean just ignore him Nico you know what this is not helping guys I’m going back home no no no you are not going back home you’re hanging out with the boys here yeah but this is not helping you guys are not good therapists we’ll take

You to a therapist then are you ready a real therapist I don’t think they could do anything yes they could they could cheer you up bro no I don’t think so shady will carry you there don’t worry all right let’s go all right holy God

Who is that who bro you got to talk to her over there do girl over there what’s special about her what oh my gosh Nico I’m going to get you a girl all right we don’t need Zoe what would a girl help out with Zoe talking to another girl is

Not going to help out at all it’ll up your Riz and then you’ll be the RZ Lord the RZ Lord who cares if I can’t get Zoe Shady here just stay here I’m going to go talk to her uh okay hello oh hi are

You uh single by any chance uh yes I am oh my gosh okay ni she’s single okay sh I know I heard you were like 2 ft away from me wait what you were 2 ft away from me wait what shitty how can you not hear me what okay all right she’s single

Now go talk to her and get her okay got it um excuse me hello okay 1 second huh all right what was that bro Shady you have to tell me what to say all right just be like hey uh I’m n and I like putting raw salmon up my nostrils I mean

Yeah say that hi I’m Nico and I like putting raw salmon up my nostrils yeah yeah huh uh so he’s saying that he wants to go on a date with you oh wait really yeah I would love to go on a date with you I’ll uh pick you up later pick me up

At my house yeah you live in square city right uh yeah how do you know where I live I know where everyone lives it’s a small City okay well uh I’ll see you okay well like we’re going out the same way so I’ll see you tonight I’ll see

You we’re actually going to go we’re going to take a we’re going to take a detour Deco okay sorry well anyways cash I need your help uh with what I’m going on a DAT tonight and I can’t mess this up like I did with Zoe yeah you really

Can’t Nico so can you dress me up you want my style but I thought you hated red no just give me something that you think would look good all right first just chill out dude D eat some stuffed pumpkin oh no not the stuffed pumpkin no

What I got it from G today that gave me a stomach ache earlier oh jeez all right well come with me okay uh when did you get a fitting room uh I’ve always had this thing Nico okay you know what I’m just going to put something on in there

Okay okay go ahead okay this is weird don’t you think what is this hey you look good dude no no definitely not all right I think this is more my style oh yeah that’s perfect that suits you literally I get it sh Shady your puns aren’t funny who’s that coming out of my

Closet wait someone’s in your closet wait who’s in here I swear I just saw someone no one’s in your cash who is that hey what up y’all got any cash on you yeah yeah cash cash that’s your problem now Trevor I’m not dressing you up right now why not you know what guys

I’m going on my dat I’ll see you see you bye all right is she here wait what Olivia hey Nico I’m ready I can’t believe you’re actually here yeah I told you I’d come pick you up okay well let’s go so where are we going we’re going to

The only restaurant and my favorite restaurant in town yeah maybe because that’s the only restaurant Olivia have you thought about that that’s what I just said Nico okay well I don’t really know you very well so um what’s the color of the sky uh I think it’s blue oh

I guess um what’s your shoe size um I think a four you’re the first person who answered that wait really oh gosh I probably shouldn’t have said that oh okay well anyways let’s sit down oh gosh is that Zoe and who she sitting next to Josh oh gosh Olivia Olivia I don’t want

To be here right now but I had a reservation all set up for us so we have to go come on let’s just sit okay I guess but so we oh my Josh you’re so funny yeah yeah we should go back to my place later for show oh my I don’t know

About that they look like they having so much fun so Nico tell me about yourself well the they we blue a lot and uh my best friend is cash but uh you know what I don’t think I should be here oh gosh no where are you going going I had this

All set up okay fine you know what let’s just wait for a waiter to get out here what’s going on Nico you seem off this other girl that I used to like she’s uh standing right there and she said that she never wants to be with me ever so oh

A bit of the X syndrome huh yeah a little bit but we never dated actually well that’s okay luckily I’m a very understanding person I don’t know what’s going on over there but I’m not going to question it gosh Come on be nice I ain’t paying for no check you know the Vibes

Oh gosh come on on hey bro I’m all up in your ear hey I know you’re all up in my ear all right Zoe you know what Olivia what do you think I could have a second chance with Zoe I think maybe you should try starting off with being friends at

Least start that relationship back up being friends yeah go for it I mean you guys were really good friends I know stop stop Zoe I just want to say you have the most beautiful pixels I’ve ever seen hey bro that’s my girl you talking

To well I don’t care what you say and I just want to say that if I can get a second chance to hang out with you again that I would take it you know what I honestly I’d rather hang out with you Nico bro what I’m all up in your ear bro

Sorry Josh all right I’m going to take out Olivia then see you uh I’m actually trying to hang out with Shady so uh you can go bro this is dumb hang on hang on Olivia you were hanging out with Shady the whole time he’s really funny I’m

Sorry here we got to get out of here Zoe yeah let’s go Zoe I can’t believe I’m about a picnic with just you this is amazing yeah this is way better than that dinner this almost feels like it’s not even real yeah it’s almost like a

Dream I would call it that but I’m so glad that this is reality I’m all up in your ear I’m all up in your ear wait why we hearing that I’m all up in your ear I’m all up in your why is there two joshes oh gosh what’s going God hey bro

Wake up can you hear me can you hear me bro oh gosh wait bro we going to be late for the school project dude was I dreaming go so does that mean that some we never said that I didn’t have chance with her uh TR ever that is so off bit

Okay let’s go if you want to watch more n Cash Adventures they on the screen if you enjoyed then please subscribe bye guys subscribe bye a few moments later it’s a beautiful day today Square City n ni you need to come to my house right now what what’s

Going on I have the best invention ever oh my gosh not another one of your inventions Mia oh it’s perfect we have to get cash and Shady okay well I might as well just just give it a shot I guess this is how I’m starting my morning cash

Shady get up what is Shady doing ow oh gosh that just jump scared me and that ball is gone I think I’ve hearing cash snoring is Cash snoring that loud he needs some nose trips get him cuz he’s all the way up there you guys thought I was actually

Sleeping uh wow Shady was that you oops sorry oh my God you guys are crazy guys what the heck anyways guys we need to go to Mia’s house she wants to show us an invention okay yeah sure let’s go correction the best invention ever best invention ever you say that about all

Your inventions true well this one is marvelous let’s go marvelous wo that’s a complicated word it just means great wo okay M let’s go hurry up come on into your sacret laboratory I’m running as fast as possible oh my gosh I love going down here and it sounds pretty cool anyways

What do you have to show us today Mia look at this look at this uh it just says the super duper uh what’s a super duper Mia I’ll show you guys it’s like a magic trick look at my hand okay I’m looking as of right now I have one

Diamond pickaxe so I’m going to put it inside of the machine okay all right it’s in there now somebody pull the lever okay on to the hon let’s go what Maya I have two of them now I have two two of them yes it worked that is so

Cool uh what are you doing oh oh gosh no Shady no oh balls everywhere uh Mia is that supposed to happen yes it’s a duplication machine I guess now you know it works oh gosh uh can I duplicate my diamonds once all these balls are gone

No I’m sorry Nico I’m still working on it it’s a prototype our friends we are they died to the balls well they shouldn’t have used the duplication machine without my permission oh my gosh well you said couldn’t use a machine cuz it’s a prototype yeah I’m still working

On it as you can see it should be fine they think they’re scary I brought the glove guys I’m here wait Shady Shady save us let me catch this last one uh Shady oh gosh no you’re letting it go loose okay I got it oh my gosh oh that

Was close look at how many balls it duplicated though 56 what wow that’s crazy well anyways sorry Nico you can’t duplicate your diamonds because of Shady I’m still working on this oh my gosh jeez don’t you want to duplicate Redstone too cash I wanted to duplicate

Some baseball bats what so we can hit all the balls oh my gosh let’s just get out of here I guess we can use this later thank you Mia no you can’t use it at all now scram up go away oh gosh I really wanted to use it to duplicate

Some diamonds I’m so low on diamonds right now Nico you could just get the book that helps you duplicate stuff uh what what is that you remember every block you look at oh my gosh that thing doesn’t work we burned it yeah I forgot oh my gosh well I’ll see you guys later

Where are you going uh I don’t know I’m going to monologue on my house uh okay well see you Nico goodbye I’m going to monologue on my tree okay Shady bye bye I can’t believe me doesn’t let use her machine it clearly worked because all those balls were going everywhere they

All duplicated oh my gosh wait a minute I forgot about this what is this my invisibility potion wait a second do I have to listen to BM I don’t know I think I could just become invisible now no one can see me wait uh

Let me just test if this works um let me go to Shady’s house and see if he sees me okay he should be up here uh I wonder if he’s monologuing right now let’s see day 17 I’ve been stuck in my house for years I guess shitty is monologuing uh

Did he see me hello it looks like he doesn’t see me so I guess it works by Shady hey hey who’s here and you will never know that that was me now I can just go to Mia’s house and now I’m going to wait for her to leave and it looks

Like she’s leaving right now what are the chances yay time to go to the tech shop oh she’s going to the tech shop to get supplies for her machine I don’t know why she’s doing that when the machine clearly works what is beia doing gosh now I can just become invisible

Again and now I can enter her secret laboratory I love this place this is so cool I can’t believe she built all of this by herself and anyways time to access the super duper and duplicate these diamonds myself let’s do answer 10 diamonds in here and then now I can just

Duplicate it let’s go ow ow gosh that hurt anyways we can just keep doing it duplicate the diamonds let’s go what just happened Diamond uh what the heck um there’s a bunch of diamonds here what’s going on diamonds hey hey hey hey hey what’s going on ow ow uh wait the super duper

Duplicated the diamonds but they actually duplicated me wait how many are here 1 2 3 everyone stands too I need to take count ow why are you me oh my god there only room for one Nico in this town guys everyone did a n just die oh

No uh what just happened to him what happened to me anyways there’s 1 2 3 four and there was a fifth one where did he go and and he’s back hello so it looks like we have five how did this happen is there an emergency button uh

Where’s the clear clothes button did I duplicate myself no I did you guys aren’t the real day out I am the real Dayo chicken oh my gosh this is horrible uh hey he I’m going to die do not punch me like that oh my gosh this is crazy uh

Whatever okay guys everyone just stay calm stand behind this wall right here in a line okay who’s talking me Nico okay okay nicoy uh this thing is Big mischievous what just stand over here guys okay let me tell you guys this you guys are clones you guys are copies of me because

Of Mia as super duper I’m the original no you’re not you are a copy no I am stop it hey oh my gosh you’re not supposed to be doing that Nico dude Nico why’d you kill the Nico wait I didn’t kill you oh my gosh uh wait now where is

That guy oh and he’s back well well anyways guys um you’re not supposed to be here but now that I think about it this is is kind of cool yeah what hello oh hi okay I’m going to use you guys to do something okay I’m ni hey stop it oh

Yeah what ni doesn’t do that it’s a beautiful day today wait who just said that I said it I don’t know which one’s you oh hello Nico oh my gosh whatever whatever stop it stop it don’t do don’t do that Nico okay um you know what I’m

Going to delegate some Tas to you guys okay okay so you Nico right here you’re going to bring me 100 R demmon okay and then you right here you’re going to M me 500 diamonds make it 600 okay uh if that’s fine with you and you right here

You’re going to clean my house no I hate cleaning houses I want to buy diamonds no no no one left um hello do you talk oh my gosh I don’t think this clone talks H whatever I think he lost his voice box oh uh what is he doing well

Anyways you know what clone you’re going to help me out okay yeah you’re going to carry me to cash house so we can hang out bet wait you’re just going along with it yeah okay pick me up okay okay take me to C house let’s go yeah also

Why are you talking like that why are you tossing me to the wall oh my gosh just take me to cash house what the heck man I love diamonds This Is The Life having my clone carry me all over the way to Cash’s house now we can hang out oh this is the

Best oh my gosh I can just go to Cash’s house and let’s go come on this couch is not very fluffy hey Josh what’s up oh hey Nico I’m just trying a Fluff wait Nico well what am I in a nightmare again what what are you talking about cash

Look outside the window there’s another Nico oh yeah that’s just me no that’s this I knew it I’m in a nightmare somebody help me where are you going C oh my gosh we really got him there what uh I didn’t think cash would be scared

Of us I guess he’s not used to having two Nico around oh yeah you know what that gives me a good idea I could use these clones to break my friends what you know what follow me we need to come back to my house the clothes should be

Done so everyone should be gathered up in my house man it’s a beautiful day today you know you don’t sound like me at all but you know what you look like me so at least that’s fine uh why are you just clapping infinitely oh my gosh

Whatever time to go to my house man your breast stink hey stop it you need a toothbrush okay uh follow me everyone should be here so hello hello my king uh everyone’s here did you guys get the stuff I ask for wait you’re the bushy

Guy and I got your diamonds you did oh my gosh let’s go wow thank you uh uh what is the n on the couch doing wake up friend wake up hey hey where you supposed to clean my house I did look it’s spotless oh my gosh and GL to see

You hey uh What uh where she supposed to give you raw salmon no I got you a stink right wait what a stink Ray yeah he got him a stink Ray yeah use it on me use it on me okay wait what okay got wait can I have that

Thank you and you know what it’s kind of hard to differentiate you guys so you know what um I’m going to name you can you be ni One okay and you know what right here you’re going to be niik to okay niik to and then you are who are

You I think I’m ni 5 no you’re ni 3 I’m Nico 2 and then you you’re going to be Nico 4 and lastly um you you’re n 5 yeah okay now wait why are there two NCO 2os wait I’m n 2 I told you n

3 now I know who’s who that makes it much easier I’m n to okay yeah but you spell my name wrong I’m n to it’s whatever anyways everyone get on the wall right here yeah all right everyone line up okay okay besides ni to oh my

Gosh niik one put niik 2 down okay everyone I’m just going to do this to you guys and yeah perfect nasty now you guys are all miniature hi Dad hey he stop it be give me the be oh oh oh gosh stop it oh why does one of you guys sound like deep

Voiced what do you mean is that Nico 5 yeah I’m nio 5 oh my gosh ni 5 what the heck what do you mean well anyways guys thought that we’re super small we can no prick people okay Dad hooray are you guys excited you’re the best dad ever everyone come on

All right now we’re talking everyone we’re going to go over to Clyde yeah I love Clyde man let’s go yay Clyde Cloud Army let’s go this looks so funny oh my gosh you’re running too fast oh sorry guys I forgot you guys are small whatever I’m Nico one I’m Nico 5 okay

Guys come on Nico 2 Nico three oh my God why are you guys saying your names because whatever this is going to freak Glide out this is going to be so funny are you Glide Glide yeah llama dude oh my gosh hey cide hey man what’s good

With you you want a movie ticket C what’s up cide n for n get in there n hey man what in the world is going on bro let me out of this mug oh oh oh I just want to DAP up Clyde oh my gosh I’m

Nico 5 I’m chill oh gosh are you guys going to still chase after him Clyde get away from me man this is crazy what’s going on he’s getting away get your army off me Nico Nico too why is your name Nico 20 three what oh my gosh whatever

Oops I’ll change it back okay go go get him cl cl I’m I’m just joking you guys don’t have to get him Clyde what do you like this prank no man this is terrible man get these little things away from me okay will bye I’m ni 5 by the way I’m

Chill man this is so fun this is amazing I literally just oh my gosh I’m so excited what happened to n for oh gosh oh man he’s wide ah okay guys uh wait I feel like our numbers have decreased me go too oh my gosh okay whatever at least

We got two three and four uh guys time to prank our next person she’s going to be Shady sir yes sir wait why are you our leader n don’t question it anyways I want to be the leader no I’m the leader okay come on we I’m the leader we have

To prank shady and I know he’s at the pier right now this is going to be so funny okay guys Shady should be around this corner I’m so excited and look he’s fishing right there e did one of you guys say you’re excited I’m so excited I

Know let’s go okay are you guys ready we’re going to do a clone attack and we’re going to get Shady in the water you ready n to Nik to why do you keep saying n to that’s my name oh my gosh okay come on come on come on I clones get

Him oh n too oh my gosh what are those things oh my gosh wait n do attack I can’t swim oh my gosh get in there no no no hey come here this one is uh kind of wide wait Shady you’re not free freaking out no this is normal wait what are you

Serious n to this one is strong oh my gosh oh what what’s going on Nico get your boys off me oh my okay whatever get down here clones Nico there’s driving this prank failed I think we should go on to the next one niik 3 get out of

There just get in the boat Nik 3 we’re out of here just drive Nico one of your clones is drowning oh my gosh another one oh ah gosh okay we got to go okay guys wait I feel like we’re losing people why do we only have two

People n three oh gosh where’ the other three clones go uh I don’t know what’s going on they go guys what do we want to do now let’s eat food man we should prank somebody wait what wait you guys want to prank more people I think I’m

Kind of done with that yeah oh my okay I guess so uh but there’s only two of you guys left man we got it we’re good gosh this is a problem me Todd of Frank can fix this Todd Todd ow what is it Todd I

Need help oh my gosh who are you I have clothes running around everywhere wow I can’t even handle one of you uh yeah so uh do you know what we can do no I have no idea I’m not a scientist