Nico – Minecraft But CRAFTS Are GIANT!

Do I have any mail uh let me check cash I think my Bob sent me something uh-huh what why are you sleeping because I’ve been waiting here for so long what do you mean I just asked it takes you so long to get your mail oh my gosh well it

Looks like you got a letter I don’t know from who it has to be for my mom let’s see my precious Nico I hope school’s been going well here’s a few monies from Mom I love you wait Excuse me yes missed there was supposed to be money in here

Did you perhaps see it uh no I did not hey I know you’re lying are you accusing me of stealing yes I would never steal especially from yours I’m coming in there I’m coming in no I didn’t no I didn’t hey hey I’m gonna shake you down

I don’t have money little get up oh gosh come on Nico you monster she doesn’t have any oh yeah I guess he was right I knew you stole my monies please don’t tell my boss they don’t pay me enough here what the heck fine don’t worry about it did

You guys see they changed the barrels in the walls to cabinets they did yeah I did not notice that are you going through people’s mail get out of here sorry okay yeah we got to go oh anyways this was a success my mom gave me money

Did she give me any monies gosh it said to Nico not too Kasha well she should have thought of me too I mean she likes you but not that much yeah well anyways what are we gonna buy now I don’t know Shady you got any ideas uh

Probably like some chicken oh I was thinking that too I can’t waste my money on chicken why not because I had to save it and I have to get something that’s gonna be really useful you don’t want no busting chicken no I mean we could use

Your money to buy chicken shady I ain’t got no money are you guys taking out without me oh hi Mia Mia I was watching you from a distance and nobody invited me sorry Mia well we knocked on your door but you were kind of busy working on a science experiment oh that wasn’t

Me in my house wait what then who wasn’t she said what who was it uh Eddie Hugh I’m glad I get to hang out with the group today oh my gosh but I’m still trying to think what should I spend this money on we should ask some other people

What we should do I mean I guess if that could be a shot but who’s gonna tell us what to get their money on I don’t know I don’t know I guess we’ll see oh man that thing is burning after that dunk you know what I’m saying

Hello oh hey what up what are you doing here hobo and watch ing from the house just using my bathroom your bathroom nah he pooped that is my bathroom no it’s my bathroom see my dog was so big that I have skinny arms now what yeah nah he

Pooped yeah oh my gosh I lost a lot of weight anyways what you up to well I just got some money from my mom and I’m trying to think about what to spend the money on whoa whoa how much money is that just 64 diamonds uh well you could

Give those to me no I’m not gonna give them to you for free not not for free I have these uh Magic looking beans yeah magic magic beads yep but they cost 64 diamonds magic beans aren’t they really magical yeah yeah they’re really magical oh my gosh what are you doing

Oh yeah let’s go I just got magic beans Nico he probably lied he definitely scammed you it’s called a black bean but I’m sure they just called that for a reason Nico those are his dinkle berries bruh you know what so I mean it’s worth a

Shot I spent a lot of money on it I might as well just plant it bro got scammed those are literally turds bro how are they gonna grow ew what do you mean they’re gonna trust me yeah you know what I’m gonna go plant it over here guys if you don’t

If you don’t you’ll see what it turns into something really big Nico I think you’re going crazy dude no he tripping you know in a strange side wait man you never go on my side Mia always trying to be different I know I know yeah why are you trying to be

Different Mia okay hey I’m gonna plant it fight over here yo she’s behind you he’s behind you whoa shut up okay just put it down there and there we no it’s in the ground in the ground and oh could I see a Bop out of the ground okay whatever oh I saw it

Again you know what whatever except at home maybe it’s gonna turn into something huge you never know guys I planted it oh he’s there can we turn around now yeah all right you know what I’m gonna fall asleep good night it’s midday well I have to see if those beans

Turn into something tomorrow I can’t just wait around all day blood trying to do a transition they’re not gonna grow overnight yes they will wow oh my gosh hopefully it is the next day oh my gosh it’s time to go check up on my beads I’m so excited guys

What what are you yelling it’s time to check up on my veins dude I got like 45 minutes of sleep right there 45 minutes now yeah it’s the next day cash yeah I know I stayed up okay whatever let’s go to the magic beans all right guys follow

Me where are we going okay where are we going I don’t know but this doesn’t look like where I planted the beans bro what is that why is there a massive tree in front of me where’s my pizza it’s a giant uh no way those were from the

Giant beans right where did my beads go guys I know wait what is this thing it’s your your beans wait what is this that thing is a beanstalk dude a beanstalk I knew I had a good idea going on your side oh my gosh wait so the hope

It wasn’t like these really were magic beans the one time I should have trusted the hobo oh my gosh you know what I’m gonna learn to oh it’s just a hobo now okay what are you guys doing waiting around we have to go to the top of this

Thing it’s kind of convenient that there’s a staircase what if it’s dangerous what do you mean how is that convenient because usually you have to like climb the size of the Beanstalk and not fall you know yeah I mean I guess but this is a magical Bean hey girl

What’s happening to me whoa [Applause] it’s getting to him oh I have a feeling that there’s gonna be something really cool up here you never know oh gosh how did Zoe fall I need to know he was gonna fall okay oh my gosh we’re not even to the top this

Is gonna take forever are you serious I landed finally Katie yeah hey that was messed up dude Katie always throws me off high buildings all the time though I guess that’s true okay we’re slowly approaching there oh my gosh are We There Yet finally we’re not even to the top what what

Come on are you serious ah you guys are slow I’m going on my own why do you mean you’re going on your own you can’t go on without us well I had to follow you and you were taking way too long so I’m speed running now okay I’m gonna Speed

Run 2 then you’re not gonna catch me yes I will and whoa are those clouds I think so where could it be on top of clouds why are they gray I don’t know congratulations you died did I push you off yeah you did to recline this pizza because of you how

Do you think I felt yeah I guess you’re right but that was way down there he just got revenge on you dude okay whatever we’re almost there guys I could just feel it Nico pick a color orange or purple uh purple orange purple you got it right orange okay wait what

Why how did she get the color wrong when it’s literally there you were so close to dying just now yeah that was kind of scary well anyways look at this desk we have reached the top of the beach Pizza this is awesome wait is that a

Huge house I see I think so someone lives there wait someone lives there oh gosh yes be quiet guys what do you mean it’s looking like a ooVoo jobber we don’t know if there’s someone that lives there it’s actually here they’re probably just a little Gremlin yeah let’s go say hi

Sure but gosh they don’t look like a gremlin this place looks absolutely ginormous no usually people that are small have something to compensate for you know what I mean are you sure about that I feel like people that are small smaller houses like the mushrooms in the mushroom Village well he’s probably

Insecure about being short so we bought a big house to compensate uh okay whatever anyways where did Mia go hello Mia how’d you get up here so fast well I just happened to end up behind you okay she was out of your sight for a while

Yeah I guess you’re right but I was in your head anyways orange carpet Mia that’s not the interesting thing here and there’s more red anyways in red it’s not red under the orange carpet okay whatever guys useless did you hear what Shady said what did Shady say

Where’d he go I think he might have TNT on him catch him yo I don’t have anything bro I heard what he said well anyways there seems to be nothing special in this place Nico look at that crafting table it’s just a crafting table it’s huge this thing’s ginormous

Wait where wait it is wait look at this thing wait you’re right this thing is ginormous it’s taller than me hey what happens if we open it wait guys this is called the giant crafting table what are you serious Nico it’s inside of the wall

Bruh yes I can see that shady what the heck wait guys what it’s in my hand wait give it to me I don’t want it I don’t want it what is that we can just place this anywhere Nico I’m gonna put Mia in the refrigerator The materials I see something back there guys it’s a chest a chest with cake cocoa beans apples and wheat what could we do with that dang bro took all of it he low-key hungry or something what you’ll make fun of me that’s true Nico you know the rest

Of us Gotta Eat guys I don’t know if we could craft anything with this so you know what let’s keep searching look what I made what’d you make what’d you make what I made a cookie that’s no ordinary cookies so we can I see that sure it’s a giant cookie yeah

It’s kind of flat because I had to Mush it uh yeah oh yeah you want to see who can make the biggest cookie look at this whoa what is The Miner would love that all right I’ll take a bite out of this thing okay oh Shady you just

You just yo guys we gotta go upstairs get away from me oh I’m feeling kind of bloated right now bro some milk go get some milk there’s no such thing as milk Nico it’s milk okay milk whatever okay anyways guys gotta find something else there has to be more

Things we could crack there has to be materials in here he’s in the window [Applause] he needs some milk okay whatever oh gosh guys you see that oh that’s a big dog dog oh gosh hello poppers he’s friendly you know me and Mia be careful be careful Oh gosh yo oh Mia got ripped apart oh gosh she was torn to shreds no okay guys let’s just try to dodge a dog but we have to look for more materials and whoa guys what there’s more materials in here there’s a lot of random stuff okay I’m

Grabbing all of them maybe we could craft some things with this okay I have a lot in my inventory now nice let’s go back to the giant crafting tablet yay and Mia how did you survive that dog well I spawned back in and then I ran

All the way up the Beanstalk and here I am what else I know I’m so speedy um what did you just craft I just crafted the most amazing thing in the world giant grass giant grass wait how do you do that this thing’s awesome you just

Have to be smart like me wait I did it too it’s called giant dirt but there’s grass on top hey you copied me that’s my invention and isn’t it weird that it’s like half a block look wait and you can go through it kind of Zoe get out of my

Block get out of my block minute whoa that breaking it looks so cool though look what what whoa okay let’s see what else should I craft I have iron oh maybe I could get pickaxe let me try making some sticks real quick oh I can’t use that crafting table to

Make some sticks so I think I gotta use this one right here let’s see how do I craft it so I can’t crack the normal pickaxe like this I have to craft a big one what if I extend the recipe like this and like this now I have the giant

Fire pickaxe guys cash what are you doing I made a family so we have a regular block a regular block and a giant one that’s the dad mom and um Sun even though it’s the same size okay guys I want to test that this giant pickaxe are you ready

Let’s see it break the fan whoa whoa whoa oh my gosh whoever lives here gonna be mad I don’t think anyone even lives here yeah I think we’re finally I haven’t seen anyone yet we should be good we’re living in this place rent-free broiling what go there the house I can’t break the

Walls and everything no no no yeah don’t worry there’s no one living here we’ll be fine and I think I have an idea of what we could craft next guys I have gunpowder and sand do you want to know what that makes sand do you really want it Mia yes yes

Yes yes don’t trust her she’s gonna build like a rocket ship or something let’s go at least crafts that they go with the Shady Shady what are you doing shh just wait Shady oh gosh what are you gonna craft Shady I’m scared Shady what is that I’m about to blow he’s about to

Blow Shady no no no no no no no no not you not your shady outside outside okay fine yeah Shady outside we can’t destroy our big crafting table we can be responsible people don’t worry okay are you ready yeah blow this joint up does that have enough fun it’s still oh gosh

I do ah I don’t know if you could light it up like that Frozen missing what I got it I got Zoe where did you go it made a pattern she died I think she just perished she wants to play Tic-Tac-Toe I do it does look like a tic-tac-toe pattern all

Right I’m Max oh God oh what are all those explosions out here what am I here what was that shady yo what I can’t see oh what is it I just feel a rumbling in the voice behind you oh what oh free dinner come here oh gosh guys

I think wrong I don’t want to be eaten free dinner oh gosh guys you can run but you can’t hide what do you do wake up I’m hiding oh I’m about to eat this little red guy he looks like a tomato No oh God I’m running I’m running pick him up geez

Maybe I need to fix my keybind uh come here yo yo what is he doing oh no what’s what did I just hear oh he just put him in a cage wait you’re right he is in a cage help him no he locked up my brothers

I don’t know I’ve never fought a giant before I knew I shouldn’t have exploded anything that could be us next yeah you have to sacrifice yourself why would I would I don’t know he probably likes orange food oh uh I got this guy he looks like a lemon

Yeah we need to hide where do we go I don’t know I don’t think we can do inside over here oh gosh Mia what are we gonna do I don’t know maybe we can craft something up or what else can we make I don’t know yeah I’m Coming For You Mia

You look super tasty careful gosh I can’t fit under this tree what’s going on oh gosh why did you want me I tried what am I gonna do oh my friends have been taken it’s not the only one that’s left I could hide so that this guy doesn’t find

Me but oh gosh I think I made a hole over here if I remember yes I can’t see them don’t oh gosh what am I gonna do my package is mine through here oh my God wait where did the giant go I’m hearing snoring Giant in his bedroom I think he

Went over to sleep guys guys Nico he’s gonna take you dude no no I just gotta be quiet I’ll get you guys out of there okay swear I swear what else am I gonna do I can’t let my friends still like Nico you’re like the opposite of quiet bro

Sorry I need to find a way to get up there guys hey yo there’s a dog I didn’t think I could craft with a giant crafting table it has to be something in there okay I gotta go back guys I’m gonna crash something and try and save you guys okay hurry up hurry up wait what can I do with slime can I

Craft a slime block oh gosh though maybe I need actual slime blocks how do I craft a slime block and wait I think I might eat a lot of these oh gosh oh there’s seven though which is not enough to fill this whole graphic table oh gosh

Wait is there anything wait what is this a conveniently placed chest what the heck guys will save you don’t worry hurry okay I’m trying give me one second okay all right I have 28 slime blocks now and now I could fill up this whole crack table and let’s go away cartoon Giants

Okay I’m coming up there guys okay let’s see if I can jump up here whoa get me out give me obviously I’m gonna get Zoe first guys yeah come on come on hey let me think eenie meenie miney moe okay fine Zoe I’ll just remind you out

I’m coming wait wait wait wait wait what where are you I hear you let me out bro we gotta I’m sorry we got it oh gosh so we that guy’s gonna come out soon oh great but what about our friends we gotta get them later oh gosh

No this isn’t good oh gosh what are we gonna do I don’t know maybe we can go back no we can’t go back how are we gonna get them I don’t know you should call the distraction of some sorts oh good idea how are we gonna create a distraction though if only something

Could help us wait what’s up excuse me oh hello welcome to this island what that didn’t make any sense how did you just add something spawned oh look okay yeah are you our Miracle oh well it looks like you might be ours how well there’s a prophecy of a giant Diamond

Man who will defeat the evil Giant in there a giant Diamond man I’m not a giant Diamond man I am actually just Nico I wear a boot onesie maybe I’ll be wrong if you have friends trapped in there I guess they’ll just be gone forever then wait wait wait wait okay

Fine well how do I become the giant Diamond man do you know ah so you want to fulfill this prophecy of course I do all right well it is said that there are diamonds inside the Giant’s bedroom but you have to find them I don’t know where

Wait what that means I have to go in there while he’s sleeping ah yep I wish you good luck you seem to be our only hope okay so you know what we gotta go okay to the Giant’s bedroom all right so we gotta be careful guys we’ll save you

Don’t worry about it oh thank goodness all right I gotta go off Zoe are you with me behind you okay good all right oh gosh wait I see him right there he’s sleeping yeah he doesn’t seem to be sleeping correctly he looks like he’s in

The floor I think he’s too big for his mattress yep I think so too and wait she said that there was diamonds near his bed I don’t see any diamonds Nico look right there to the right yeah I wish I thought you already said that huh yeah I did

Sorry oh gosh so we just woke up oh my gosh you know what we just get this I have a squad okay but now what are we gonna do we have to go back to the giant coffee table being here what yeah I forgot right let’s just go very silently very

Silently all right Zoe what are you doing Wait were those giant fireworks all right I need to crack it I crafted the Diamond Helmet tonight okay time for the giant chest plate the giant leggings what was that I just heard cash don’t worry about it I’m about to come downstairs and then the giant boots wait

What did he just say I’m hungry this video’s about to come downstairs oh gosh wow oh gosh who the heck are you I’m Nico I’m a giant Diamond man right now wait a second I’m the one that captured all your buddies in here in the cage right

Yeah so you’re gonna be an even tastier meal then no not on my watch on the video get over here get him guys look like that actually worked let’s go let me get you guys out of this let us out bruh finally okay I got you

Okay forget about me hey time to MLG water bucket do it what was that a joke oh yeah I didn’t think it would place that much water wait can I have one cash I want to try doing an emoji yeah here you go well anyways it looks

Like we defeated the giant man let’s go and hopefully that one guy we saw I hope he’s living a good life here you see a rat Nico Uh something’s happening to me bro what’s going on Shady what hey yo he just performed mitosis what what yo what’s good Shady yo what’s up

Shady okay you know what this is crazy this is crazy I’m going down down water bucket if you want to watch more Nico and catch Adventures they could on the screen if you enjoyed then please subscribe bye guys subscribe bye