Nightmare Minecraft Madness

[ __ ] what the ladies and Giants today we’ll be playing The Horror Island mod it is dark it is scary I will ship my pants that will be completely unrelated to the game the best beginning to any Minecraft world is the name John swiggles skin uh The Vibes right now are actually

Crazy I didn’t even get to play test this mod yet oh [ __ ] well guys I’ve got a hell already thank for watching hello why is it so echoey holy [ __ ] Jimmy are you up here get the [ __ ] out of my room Surplus pantaloons of Defense statistics by greymark grey Mark

I’m going to call him skin nice I’m feeling [ __ ] slow right now bro look at the look at this spider mods here look at this [ __ ] he can C the wall and he can he can give me head too let’s read these uh stons Architects resource

Notes stone brick what the [ __ ] oh we got lore we got L I better get moving it’s supposed to be very scary like this is supposed to be like the scariest mod out there what is that what is that what is that why is it so dark dude nah you know what [ __ ]

That [ __ ] this dude what the [ __ ] is that hello welcome me into welcome me into the family these are my friends I grew up with them this is my brother his name is Toby I don’t know looks kind of suspect oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] the Ops knock knock oh

Why didn’t I take the cake at the Other all I can’t see dude [ __ ] bow bread a kicky a black shield nothing wrong with the black shield guys I don’t know what I don’t know what you’re talking About where where where is he for the love of God should I go in here dude they’re keeping they’re keeping people down here we’ll try this way we’ll try this way if there’s something scary down there we’re going to alt f4 Go Fat Boy Oh at this

Bro please tell me yall heard that [ __ ] this [ __ ] that way we’re going to go this way never mind we’re not going to go that way what the [ __ ] are you if you ever just see me gigling for no reason it’s probably cuz I farted and it tickled my

Butthole top 10 light switches right there what kind of [ __ ] meth operation they got going to their house I’m so sorry I forgive you be a man be a [ __ ] man Curtis [ __ ] man [ __ ] he’s a [ __ ] what the [ __ ] is that what I got B I got bow I got B [ __ ] okay weak we so once it’s dark uh you can’t see [ __ ] you can’t see Jack

[ __ ] like it’s just black now there’s nothing wrong please please who’s gagging on dick maybe we have to wait a few days for it to like get interesting it is a progressive thing the pubic lense is real perfect this is beautiful beautiful place to build I didn’t grab a

Furnace I am not the brightest cookie in the shed I’m built a little differently I guess what is that what biome is that bro this is like a black forest not that there’s anything wrong what is this this is so cool what the [ __ ] is that so here’s

Something I didn’t mention I’m kind of [ __ ] there is blood moons which means every once in a while there’s going to be a night where a [ __ ] ton of monster spawn and I have to survive what the hell is that what the [ __ ] oh we’re definitely going down

Here um excuse me never mind we’re not going what the [ __ ] wait what the [ __ ] is that this is interesting now this is pretty interesting my [ __ ] be green what the [ __ ] who did that one who made that sound I think it was the sheep that sounded like a sheep

No no don’t kill up it’s was time for a boat oh this [ __ ] oh oh my god oh oh I stumbled into a Minefield is this a grave n who’s under here then I just desecrated a grave site in Minecraft stop right there what why why are you so fast

What the [ __ ] was that noise they’re they’re getting faster dude they’re getting stronger you know um okay well I guess I might as well just Sit I noticed they were all much faster all those zombies they were so much faster so the parasite is spreading the blood moon is getting closer oh my gosh we finally found a village Oho good serious these guys are my new friends you know we’re going to

Live around here we’re going to live we’re going to go over There wall is pretty interesting a I feel so cozy in this Village dude ow ow ow I didn’t do anything I didn’t do anything these are corrupt people that I’m dealing with they got loot down here for some reason I feel safer down here than I do outside Scotland forever

Dand okay so this seems chill we just got a nice chill Place dude I live down here I just [ __ ] lived in this so it’s really close to the Village this will be our safe house I’m really just waiting for the blood moon to happen I

Got to be prepared for that so I need coal I need torches I need to fortify this is going to be the most defendable Village in in the [Applause] world damn you n no no no that means I can’t sleep or anything [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ]

Oh no I was so I was so not prepared I am so not prepared [ __ ] bunker bunker torches torches torches torches torches torches torches dude torches my man torches we’re good we’re good for now we’re pimp chimping we are pimp chimping right now Guys he’s a [ __ ] what what are they doing to my Village what are they doing to my Village one one what who the [ __ ] is one I can’t let this stand okay I can’t let them Massacre my Village I must gear up uhoh the [ __ ] going on what the

[ __ ] is going on what’s up with the sound effects what’s up what’s up what’s up gang what oh you can’t get in my house cuz it’s made of brick I am on edge right now dude stop edging in my CL oh why is the light going the lights are

Going out guys they’re taking out my lights stop it’s not even scary it’s just annoying stop many hours later all the village lights are gone Dude guys it’s daylight burn a lot of new Mobs who weren’t here before come out this [ __ ] oh my God he’s slurping me down guys villagers hello guys [Applause] Tony there is no one left oh that sucks that really sucks fear gives us life oh there goes my life what the [ __ ] is that noise oh this looks safe yeah there’s nothing down here at all I’m sorry I’m sorry we got a camp Oh there’s stuff here that’s cool darkstone pickaxe here

We go something something familiar Diamond Oh my gosh yes y my mans please give me this boat thank you that’s actually kind of shitty not going to lie okay we got people look at that we even got a temple out here get torches everywhere I didn’t even go in the blacksmith yet blacksmith what do that

Say what is that hello I have another bunker we’re getting faster again we’re getting close to the bloodman cool no damage nice job team okay so we have this way secure hello where are you I’ve actually got to go in a bit that’s what I’ve been waiting for

I’ll play tonight well let dark out and do the second blood Moon it’s been two two entire [ __ ] days I’m still wearing the same shirt okay so now what we’re going to do is go to bed cuz [ __ ] that [ __ ] no no no no no what the [ __ ] is that what the [ __ ] is that why does it look like that [ __ ] between my ass

Cheeks problem due to lack of creativity I have no [ __ ] idea what to build the wall out of you you good dude it it is a nice looking wall Yeah bro know a mirror oh thank God it was Easy what the fat tits was that three three what three hamburgers I’m going to put these everywhere that way it’s all it’s all lit all right three’s three’s good enough nice job oh I forgot about two houses on the [ __ ] Mountain I’m sorry no lose end you can’t

Have you dying during the blood moon you must go down there now it’s your destiny like down there like like you got to move physically move down into either any of those homes honestly I look I know your family grew up there and all but like it’s time to move get

The [ __ ] down there hous they’re still burning so I had an idea Cactus wall Kingdom we going to take the stone braks for the wall if we can set at the wall before the blood moon happens but I also need coal I’m going to need more torches

And I need to cook my food still so twoo high sort of cactuses sort of cactus walls seems like the Strat no look at this I want to make a little Trail going down to here in case I need to escape via boat oh what we

Should do is clear out two blocks down oh and then you created like a second wall what does that mean is that a sign of blood tonight what the TTS that the that’s got to mean something there’s going to be something tonight all the bugs are acting up including

Me classic Minecraft cave sounds yep I got I got to get going oh [ __ ] uh [ __ ] [ __ ] in Sh I am turning off my phone for the night good night if anyone calls Me it say my own username what you doing out here with all this ass okay dude double Che up on a are hella ass the sun is still out I don’t know what to do [ __ ] die already okay I’m going to [ __ ] die oh don’t tell me there’s two of me dude cuz

We’ll just get inside fck here I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry s who makes such an OP mob if I go up here I’m going to I might [ __ ] my Pants I’m chilling I’m chilling I’m chilling [ __ ] [ __ ] dude these things are everywhere now [ __ ] your house ain’t coming back I told you to relocate with the rest of it oh does it have my [ __ ] dude does this guy have my stuff or did it despawn this is brutal went from number

One billionaire genius in the world to [ __ ] nothing rock bottom but we shall never give up we shall never surrend to craft a table we’re going to place the table we’re going to craft sticks we’re going to craft a sword we’re going to go back over here we’re going to kill

Myself now are you where’s my [ __ ] dude where’s my [ __ ] are you what the hell please just drop my stuff dude this better drop my stuff man the loot gobbler over here hello there curles I kind of like you as a pet I know that’s weird for anyone you know

You come with me or you ain’t juking me he juked me ah [ __ ] infinite curdles glitch no everything is just a hostile waight SL now that actually really pisses me off about my stuff I’m not happy about That this is a certified Hood Cler a few moments later