NO RULES Toxic Hide and Seek in Minecraft

Hi dudes and welcome back to another edition of toxic hide and seek you guys know the rules we have three hiders and one seeker sunday nico and biffle and i will each take a turn being the seeker when we’re the secret it only counts when we kill the other player other than

That everything’s fair game it gets awful hope you guys enjoyed the video if you do make sure to hit the like button make sure to hit the subscribe button and hey i know i’ve been bringing this up but just in case you missed it i had an audio book come

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Can i at least keep the boots no guys how do i reload my gun oh god oh crap i forgot you look so stupid in this version all right boys nico is up first he’s almost completely invisible and that’s how he chooses to live his life we’re gonna go hide and then niko

Can come find us okay they thank me all right i’m invisible now remember this is toxic hide and seek which means in order for him to actually get us he has to kill us all right so you know we can have some fun with that weird that you said toxic but i can’t

Use it how many i choose do we get noah chews head with me but the fans demanded in the comments is that really are you thinking about really wait sizzles i see your name oh oh oh yeah hold on i gotta get spot i gotta get fired i don’t know

Where to go i’m kind of scared uh well why don’t you just go somewhere i’m scared uh yeah i did it was good we have it in hd don’t we caleb play it with a boom effect oh gosh ew can you guys call me boba fett yep anyways

More like idiot all right i’ll dude i’m in a good spot i’m in a good spot all right we’re all hitting we’re all hitting while hitting nico you get you get uh this is a tricky one i’ll give you seven minutes on the clock all right

In three two one go okay how many marco polos do i get as many as you want man as many as you want marco wait we’re saying owl can i fly there’s nothing yeah well no no you actually you can you said yeah i only listen to the

First thing you say i don’t listen to a second uh our inventory pets on this one because you can use that otherwise you can’t fly i don’t know you tell me skype nope uh you could use an elytra if you want guys can you hear this no what are you doing an idiot

I don’t even have the market anymore have something else doing it for me inventory in this cloud pet you in oh i looked up skype alright yeah use the cloud pad knock yourself out i’m a sky pad all right marco no i’m not allowed to yeah no for

Legal reasons i actually don’t marco anymore look wait how does this work this is this redstone doesn’t make sense of how this is supposed to be rice gum right what no what no what kind of gun is this i didn’t dummy yeah i’m losing i’m losing myself uh oh

I should really be wearing some armor you’re an idiot who else is shooting at me no one putting mom under their armor i don’t i’m kind of stuck boys can someone help no no i’m getting armor well nicole is dead again this is embarrassing this is embarrassing to all of you i’m

Embarrassed for him i’m embarrassed because i’m next to you guys i just did something bad uh diamonds wait it’s pretty good stuff guys this is eddie arbor that’s in there it’s pretty good stuff though i know like infinity arbor he’s in creative he’s in creative

Well duh i was grabbing my armor i mean he’s wasting his own time it’s fine how much time does he have oh man this i don’t even know dude let me like made what i wanted to have happen believe oh i got it okay i’m looking oh

Where are you i could be careful i was meaning how did you can i break parts of the map no and it depends on what part you break a window that’s fine it goes cheating do you see what i’m doing like how did you help that cheating

It was already here that i just added a little you know wait he added things that’s cheating no no no no you have to play by the rules and so do i marco anna i’m fixing something in my inventory and then i’ll marco for you

How are you i can’t see you i got the egg boys i got the egg we got the boys dude doesn’t play fortnight where’d you just go nobody told me i needed also a pickaxe and armor like this is not fair we’ve played this mode like 87 times creative no

Literally bars between us and then even tweeted how do i reload hold on hold don’t kill me yet please i can’t kill him are you getting found right now i found him but i can’t get to him well get him i’ll just keep shooting him

I’m in the bell tower are you just a little bell tower sniper yeah i don’t like this he’s trying to break through the wall i’m trying to take shots dude definitely i’m protecting you get out of here ah free fire two minutes and 45 seconds stay alive stay alive biffle

Two minutes and 45 seconds this thing sucks at aiming it does maybe you do oh he’s shooting me help where’d he go bible just be squirrely be squirrely biffle wait bible where’d you go oh run we’re going to go far come on keep going keep going keep going turn left

Turn left oh i can’t tell the point it won’t happen oh my gosh all right niko give me that mark after said he’s saying he’s fixing him he’s cheating and that means i got a point no i i did do that marco after i did my marco after i did my um Listen man the people like it when it’s toxic all right that’s just that’s what they want dude make like a you know oh bananas yeah i’m wearing a polo right now underneath my hoodie marco polo under his hoodie and no pants i’m to make a hoodie polo honestly none

Of us are wearing pants right now be honest yeah be honest what do you mean yeah nobody wants to know about this i just mark it for free dude listen i haven’t heard a single one that means you’re not playing from home but also dress up to just be at home

Marco i don’t understand i agree like how do you put pants on in like a dress shirt nico you have just about a minute left i agree but marco uh i i love this he’s gonna be so oh my god you’re clear as day for me

You’re clear as day for me yeah if you put it on fancy shut up shut up oh shut up oh no he put it on fancy nico gets the dog wait scissors do you not play on fancy no i had it on the other one oh you’re an idiot

Oh dude oh damn wait i even kill you lol somebody get into the wall l no i know i i teleported outside the battery so nico actually managed to find all three good job nikko uh now we’re gonna switch it up and biffle’s next all right everybody go hide biffle’s up next doo

Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo am i glowing am i glowing am i glowing oh yeah i removed it i removed it i moved it and i removed it you got to glow up blow up for what you’ve ever seen wait wait i didn’t find it

Right this is you yeah i want to show you something come here come here did a little research i did a little research a little research before the video okay wait you did research for my round don’t worry about it yeah yeah of course like

If you come over here and see like like this you do this all right can you do this crap oh how do we how do we why is this under a tr i mean this is a set up set up set up stuff under a tree

Yes oh my god he gave me everything oh dude okay okay i see i see what you do i see what you guys i’m trying to do to andrew’s audiobook right now can we please it does automatically does automatically wait here’s a book look at this okay hold on this is broken

I noticed he’s gonna be so mad okay let’s just go to the next round i think he loses wait is nico ready i’m ready is sunday’s ready oh yeah i’m ready okay i’m down down down down here one start the thingy i know exactly where you guys went because you guys

Left how did am i here you stupids you left the door up into the church now i’m in here ready to take you down uh-huh what i don’t know he’s just talking oh my you guys are is he talking to you or is he talking because he gave me too much

Information you guys gave me too much information isn’t glowing for you no no okay i just don’t see too much information about that glow i literally don’t see too much information which means you’re on the opposite side of the world i’m gonna be real i’ll be cheating a little bit proud of you

Proud of you booboo who reloaded oh oh hello [Applause] who reloaded i’m chilling somebody reloaded it was me and who reloaded in the church who reloaded in the church i heard it did you wait okay i know i know i know there’s something to do here okay hold on i take

This flower right i put it back in this and it opens up a secret passageway no don’t touch the flowers you should probably go find nico first because why do you stop glowing that’s what i want to know what are you doing i’m just i’m memeing i’m taking out the carpets

Pick up the carpets my spot’s so crack actually wait oh wait there’s am i inside the map or am i outside the map right now wait what i heard you reload here what i’m not no we’re nowhere near anywhere where are you you guys are

Liars you guys are liars oh my gosh this is a movie i love this time it’s not very five and a half minutes wait can i sleep oh boys oh boy uh-huh huddle what is happening i found your book of swag boys i’m coming in

What do we do now we just hold the line hold on somebody just reload nico come to the church i can’t i’m busy hold on i got to get something hold on wait wait what are you getting all right boys it’s time why is my pet not eating

Oh no he’s coming in he’s coming in and get oh wait pat’s not even hungry why is my pet not eating oh my pet’s not even hit these we hit these here he comes here he comes here he comes oh no the flashbang i’m going no i’m good i’m good i’m good

Where is he [Laughter] he’s still up there he’s doing that oh he hit me he hit me i flashed i hit him i’m hitting him i’m meeting him i can’t see him bedrock oh easy easy easy easy let’s go ian okay my pet wouldn’t work this is too easy dude

People will break his army upon our broad shoulders round two’s about to happen you guys ready you’re on round three round three yeah good job thank you yeah just don’t ever talk to me again okay you’re lucky that’s not working sorry marco he’s coming he’s coming paulo hi guys [Applause] marcos know what

You know what boys i’m going in i think he’s breaking it dude you guys hold this for me don’t look sit down now i told you you needed a pickaxe he’s dropping grenades dude he’s dropping grenades he’s breaking the map where is he dude he’s glowing myself did you miss the hole

Yeah i did [Applause] can you guys hold that for me yeah Bibble clear you’re running out of time how much time do i have two and a half minutes i don’t know take him away oh i can’t see he’s lying he dropped down he dropped down attack attack attack attack attack okay reloading i’m reloading and reloading oh oh watch out for the days dude

Light them up light them up light them up [Applause] oh my god please what health do you guys have down there i was full health yeah i was pretty much full yeah you you didn’t gotta hit the site i’m gotta hit the site no way I’m not gonna let you leave i gotta heal i gotta heal i gotta heal dude he got me down to one row he’s coming down to run one row oh he’s coming he’s coming in i shot him i’m in half i’m in half come here oh why oh it keep the pit alive

Reloading he’s not hitting how annoying is this huh he doesn’t hit what oh wait he’s using the cloud pad oh no oh no oh the strafe oh my god he won’t die and you’re literally cracked dude okay okay watch out though he’s coming no i’m leaving i’m leaving i’m leaving yeah

Yeah yeah yeah yeah hey where the heck is niko Why is my cloud pad not eating doesn’t make sense i’m late yeah oh left i’m watching from afar he’s never gonna find that secret spot dude i know it’s because that’s why it does wait what’s the secret spot wait what is this oh all right this way it’s up to us

All right i’ll take this way out he’s so lost i found you now how did you know how are you not dead no way no way i’ll do it i’ll do it please don’t even worry about me don’t even you guys are so toxic of this spot

What uh right isn’t this such a good spot dude i had a like sealed team six my way in there like five times my spot was pretty good go look at niko’s dude i hope caleb just cuts to him and plays like elevator music all right well that was that round

Time to see how sunday does eyeball it’s time to hide while sunday goes and counts hmm oh suddenly put your head down yeah that gives me resistance to put your head down sorry wait you can’t get advancements that give you more power why not because of what i said just now that was

That you can’t okay sorry come up with this did you do this too i was already gonna be here well all right this is our life we gotta talk to other people dude we really do okay uh what do you think no way that works yeah

Yeah i do that you guys are not killing me by the way are you sure about that does this work or does this look terrible wait it does just go yeah go like keep going there you go no i like my spot it’s not the best not the worst three

Two one timer starts why don’t these pets eat i don’t know man sometimes they’re not hungry okay here’s what i’m gonna need from you guys you even get a marco last game i got us bud i got it okay yeah somebody rocking me already

Oh he’s on he’s on to you nico make a run nico run in here i’ll do this all day boy what what am i watching did he make himself invincible i cannot die you literally can’t are you kidding me well Originally it was this good spot oh it is changed my strategy yeah now you can’t really jiggle peek them so okay so listen wait does your mind jiggle dick or is it possible gotta go this dude hits those he hits i was around the corner look at him

And somehow nico’s last alive again yeah how is he doing this he’s just picking terrible stupidest spots i’ve seen that stupid they’re smart and tall i don’t know what how does the how’s the spot tall but it’s smart hold on hold on but since i have so much

Time sigils in bible i want you to unload your guns on me i want to see what happens okay ready hold on tp you’re going to regret this one and then i’ll find you all right okay all right yeah let me know when i’m creative so all right i’m ready

This is the dumbest thing that i’ve ever been a part of truly the dumbest thing i hate you a lot i hope you know what is this all right all right we’re gonna have to put more rules in this uh otherwise it just becomes a certain type of way you know

This is you have to be killable when you’re not hunting all right you just said no infinity armor so i said you have to be killable i didn’t say that hey bible but you got my back gravel i’ll pay people roll back the clip caleb

You have to be killable come on you know the rules and so do i caleb you’re never gonna find him look okay okay rock at me i don’t know how my clown pet won’t let me it’s true it’s against it you see like all these are

The same yeah rocket me this is this is actually really toxic there’s a cool down for rockets like literally if you go through all of the things it just it’s really rocketing he’s rocketing oh yeah he’s just so far up in the sky you’ll never get them yeah you’ll never find them

Where’s sun oh wait oh oh oh what how does sunday exist he has a compass he has a compass that leads you i would i wouldn’t be shocked i tagged him he tagged him dude he tagged him 100 he tagged give me a rocket no no more rockets allowed no

New rule dude i make the rules but is that a buffer wait do you make the rules dude we are playing call of duty right now yeah dude yeah i know call of duty yeah except you got cheats on yeah i don’t have cheetah you really have

Seventh prestige okay do you want me to get rid of the pets because i will yes yes okay that’s all i had that’s it those five right there it sounds like you had more than five dude this is like a horror movie this really is like like oh no he’s inside

The house every room yeah he’s in the house [Applause] he’ll be safe you say nico be safe Bridge bridge bridge why are your guns doing so much damage did my god even shoot oh because that one pet gives me strength too permanently no wait no you give me strength toward the beginning don’t wait strength affects the guns i guess so oh that’s how i died so quickly all right

Well jeez louise papa cheese all right well sundy popped all the cheese i guess that means it’s my turn together like idiots yeah i didn’t hide anyone if i didn’t think you’re gonna shoot the rocket straight out of the well i i well i you know what you should

Have hit the cauldron you know what good point valid valid point i hate you all right well we’re going to the next round all right go hide you degenerates i got my stuff i called you what i want to call you that’s offensive you know you know i’m hurt

I do know that i’m good i want you to be are you degenerates all hidden i’m not telling you you understand can i use a slime pet that saves me from certain death uh no you cannot use those okay he’s like all right three he didn’t say anything about totems

Oh we have to actually do the thing do you think i have a t-shirt or something why do you have to stone age what don’t worry about what i’m doing get out of mining out here boys out here okay all right minecraft marco can i build another portal i don’t

Believe in marcus aurelius oh dude he’s my favorite emperor my favorite was caesar salad oh dude he did he was a good cook that’s true hmm marco pronounced his side like that no this is a good spot oh interesting i’m not moving no i gotta line up the shot dude this

Spot is literally something can i hit you now see let’s see uh the answer is not video settings no no don’t you stop this stop this i hear you i know you’re in there i don’t have i forgot to set my video settings to fancy here we go okay now we’re looking marco

Uh i hear questions oh oh yeah no no no he was here i heard him the whole time all right wait wait wait wait wait was it you that was randomly shooting that hit me yeah oh my god you really do be the homies all right

Wait wait wait so that means piffle’s in range huh marco biffle i’m always in range boy oh oh i see no you see nothing you think you’re clever huh b train yeah beatrice Yeah you’re bad you’re bad where are you going creative what’s going on here no i haven’t done something yet no not now not now ian not now need help reloading really really really really no did i die because he went better i know you’re there i got to do it again

It in the beginning that’s a new record caleb can you put a timer on how long into the video stop it stop it crap since it was so long no stop it i gotta read it no more no i’m gonna drop you i swear in no world record

Marco biffle fight honestly this is an epic fight double marco quickly boring i’m not i’m here yes you are i’m literally getting blinded on cooldown here you have to marco oh thank you you had a healing potion you what i okay well then i’m eating this golden apple

What you haven’t got now i was kidding well you shouldn’t make jokes that you can’t cash that was toxic he was literally blinding me during our fight aerial strike aerial strike of blindness yeah all right well what if i just do this above four minutes left what did that do

What if i just do this oh stop about it stop it no ian you’re gonna give me a like a seizure stop this stop it no it stop it what does that look like it’s just flashes it’s just flashes yes epilepsy at the beginning please thank you all right marco

Hello i’m okay question if you’re nowhere near me if i rock it it doesn’t do anything right so i don’t even know how to do it no the bear farts in the woods and if you’re close to me i don’t have to do it so i just won’t do it no

You have to do it marco no he makes the rules here no i mean me it’s my video i make the rules i’m the dad of this video yeah with that one now i’ve marketed i’ve rocked like 10 rock code he he roccoed the tacos off

Dude i don’t know oh bible do you see my spot is it lit dude i don’t even know who you are wait how are you oh i see that is mean is he did he go full toxic on me what do you mean it’s year-round yes of course yeah that makes sense okay

Listen marco oh my god i cannot believe you did that let me see how i’m marketing dude yeah i know how you’re marketing it doesn’t understand yeah i heard it this is not going to get the job here marco don’t know he never tells us he controls it maybe he has 2 minutes

And 50 seconds going in oh going in digital is in he’s clearing all the corners he took it right he took a left marco honey teleported of course he did no inside what are you doing over there wait wait where are you going where do you think you’re going young man

I totally didn’t use that for my round totally yeah no you would never listen i got a taste of the non-toxic things back to them i think that makes me the winner of this video hope you guys enjoyed the video if you did make sure to hit the

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