Nogla + Pigerson = Epic Madness!

All right boys listen up gather around yes sir gather around King Beetle so um obviously you know tensions might be a little high since I killed everybody it made you li lose all your stuff but I did make it up to you uh here you guys go

Evan Tyler what’s that Brock Brian no you even have color coordinat my God that’s so much cheese everybody take your Joker box I love the cheese Nola uh-huh you didn’t have to take everything out of the box just take the box the box is yours I was taking I was taking the

Stuff out first to to put it on and then take up the box okay feel like that makes sense no okay all right you guys ready to go to Mars today wait what oh [ __ ] hi Captain we what is there not anything else to do on the moon no we

Got the globe no we’ve colonized the Moon we’ve conquered the moon EV why are you Evan that’s the wrong kind of oxygen supply no it works it works read a book it’s science wait talking cheese blocks are good for oxygen the man snorkeling on the moon

Oh all right so in order to get to Mars we need to make a tier 2 rocket ofes of Ro we to go inside and make rockets for everybody is this going to be complicated it’s the exact same process but with a different material imagine just like SpaceX meeting all right boys

We’re going to the Moon all right that’s our objective in the next 10 years is it going to be complicated when we leave the moon we need one person to designate themselves as a special pilot they need to uh oh it should be meaning no needs to make a pit

Stop at the space station I think if one person goes first we might be able to land on that space station anyway we can we should we should entrust this important complicated task to me I think really yes yes and then yeah let’s let’s let’s let’s trust the guy who said will

This be complicated in order to build the space station you have to have a certain amount of supplies on you I will give that to you before we take off why are you making here I’m making the tier 2 rocket oh what already down man it’s the same [ __ ] process as the other

Godamn rocket come on come on we need as much f just possible look at those particles on my screen the hell L Ty why do you have my rocket holy [ __ ] it just looks more orange I did this no that’s not I did this that’s not

True see you [ __ ] later I’m going to Mars go come back here and build a [ __ ] rocket I want to see him go to Mars he’s going to Mars there’s no gas in it come back inside oh good point I have fuel I’m going back out can I have my

Rocket back please it’s outside it is [ __ ] outside why did you sound like Kermit because I kerit Kermit mixed with a little bit of what’s his name all of society’s modern problems can be solved if we all start a podcast Together I have all the answers even though I’ve never created anything and I just talked on podcast all day maybe it is him an Indian Midwestern Jordan Peterson EV how’s your rocket coming the Frog I have not started yeah yeah there’s no way doing anything look

Guys I put I put cheese in this Frame that’s great that’s great build a goddamn rocket at this stage marel you building it for him would be quicker wow boom boom there we go all right listen listen no I need your full attention all of your brain power oh God

That’s oh God inside your Sher box that you’ve left here not that one the one that you’ve left on the moon I’ve already failed okay right here okay the bottom row W I need you to have that in your inventory not the Sher box the actual materials wa okay it’s in there

This is pretty overwhelming n what go grab some some gas for your rocket Nola did you and Aaliyah do the DNA thing before you guys conceived a child what what is that a thing you’re supposed to do I’m I’m just asking are you supposed to do that yeah you’re supposed to make

Sure you’re not related you and Aaliyah could be definitely related you think so maybe ngo’s parents should have done that test I got to go Brian knows everyone in Ireland is in he is from the he is from the incest everyone in Ireland no no everyone in Ireland is Inc

So me and Brian maybe think perhaps that we’re going to explode when we go to noas space station does anybody volunteers tribute pick it up I can do it the first one to come to the Moon I can be the first one to the space station if you

Guys want to switch up rolls no go go ahead and give him the supplies oh okay it’s not like I have a choice that’s the supplies for what so when you take off from here you’re going to create a space station land on it remove your rocket

Describe it to us can we land there like how does it work you know what I’m saying okay wait let’s let’s let’s all go just stand back and press F6 it just slowly zooms on Tyler and Elon yeah you just press ITA all right I suppose you’ve all been

Wondering why I’ve gathered you here going to be going on a bit of an Intergalactic Journey set up a new podcast on a different world different from our own and learn about their societal issues between men and women and on that note I bid thee farewell this dude so much just Rumbling farewell think he’s going to Explode he’s doing pretty good okay just edit a we’re falling again oh this is like symbolic of the fall of society currently oh my that rocket oh he blew up I’m glad I didn’t go now I’m glad how did you blow up the guy didn’t hit the

Bottom I started pressing space at like a quarter of the way down and apparently that was the bottom so does anybody want to go try to land on the space station next do it I’ll do it give it to me just so you know the end of the Journey’s closer than it

Seems a bit of a metaphor he’s gone he’s already gone I’m going with him yeah yeah oh [ __ ] life hack [ __ ] goodbye friends I’m alive it’s great to hear it’s beautiful up here be safe brck guys I got some bad news I don’t have the stuff I don’t have the

Requirements it makes a space station for everybody that’s so [ __ ] D so we all need the same material and make our own space station yeah just come back back Brock take your time take your time Brock yeah sorry I don’t want to blow up yeah I didn’t want to Either wait what you just suddenly pulled your rocket out I hit him with an arrow let’s go TOS let’s just go to [ __ ] Mars we’re just going directly to Mars I’m borrowing a rocket you want to wait for us nope okay wait no no don’t take someone else’s rocket I’m

Borrowing a rock rocket he said okay rocket that’s what you do that’s my rocket [ __ ] don’t worry it’s being used for a greater cause oh I’ll give it back to you I promise once my podcast station set up I’ll bring it right back can we just all take off at once

And then like oh the red planet he’s on Mars okay well I’m just going to go on my rocket then this is my rocket this is my rocket are you sure yes I I put I put fuel in my rocket all right I think this is my rocket then a few moments later

I’m landing on Mars Mars time um Tyler are you inside your rocket still hear the rocket it’s so loud I’m a little afraid oh that one is trying to get you he’s going to land on me we don’t know what they are guys guys guys yeah I [ __ ] up uh I’m coming in

Hot uh what I don’t see you do these space suits have uh do these space suits have parachutes that do these space do these God the S made we made it to Mars boys Elon would be so proud of us so is M just a giant brown tur like what’s so

Special about Mars there’s another globe that we have to get here there’s another dungeon that we have to beat and there’s more people we have to enslave okay all right dance on the platform yeah conquered Mars yeah space Stu now on to finding some slaves this is

Pretty Barren not going to lie yeah what an easy mod this was to make spawn in on a bunch of dirt and that’s it where where are we going oh wow that’s a that’s pretty deep Mar sucks can you guys bring some more of that some sort of something what

Are we looking at here raw Ostrom we need that to build the second part of our thingies our ooh oh what is this this is something new oh raw iron yeah raw iron there’s just ice shs and ra ice shs yeah that’s what it’s called on Mars an ice Shar I sh I

Shed Marcel what look oh my God come over here what is it uh it’s like a a greek temple it’s like a Coliseum type of thing boy can I come we’re not the first on Mars request a TP [ __ ] request a TP okay okay okay okay whoa this is what you found what

The hell is this oh yeah that looks fancy What’s that kind of thing that block and chiseled Mars stone bricks ooh I’m guessing there’s a few temples around the place should we call you Mars cell damn Mars L right this place sucks I agree ah why that’s Brian he’s got

Knocked back on his sword also he looks like vanas in the back of his head for some reason that is Vanos you idiot oh [ __ ] you’re right what you who you think was not going to lie guys smar smar is rough what makes the lizards go away because them

Spawning is going to be annoying uh what makes mobs not spawn Nola cats cat you you’ve played Minecraft before right cats stop creepers no yeah are they creepers take a cat to Mars see how it [ __ ] okay uh uh all right help me real quick guys I need I need

Mhm move can you move you move yeah you like move out of the way like all the like all the way out of my sight please Fu I’m be I’m I’m behind you I’m behind you further further away further away door okay okay do favor favor do a favor

Do favor don’t touch my [ __ ] and just stay right there just right there all right now go outside and build me an IG glue out of glass there you go I feel like this isn’t important and you’re just giving me a task that seems important so GL out of glass all right

You guys see the the face sensor [ __ ] he said the the other listen to the clip listen to the clip bollow me on social media too you little [Laughter] [ __ ] like did he generally think oh follow me on social media too you little [ __ ] I didn’t say that I [Laughter] said it’s like it’s a magical spell sound like he was sort of even stopping himself halfway through the word too he definitely caught himself but it was like he he like already committed so he just no dungeons no dungeons really no I watched the video all we do is get the

Material to go to Venus where the [ __ ] is the uh the globe I don’t think there’s there’s no M Globe well you see that’s awful wishful thinking there Mar so you want to believe there’s a globe in your heart you know there’s not in reality we’re all we’ve got

Doesn’t matter the planet if you really want to know what direction to be headed in life just heed my words listen to me please take my advice do as I say St and as I do just Twerk it out man and I’m going to wake up tomorrow

And I’m just going to feel like [ __ ] and I just know if I don’t do this now it’s only going to be worse than what it already is so I was playing mwt rank earlier and I slipped up and I said a word I shouldn’t have said I let someone

Get under my skin and I said the f word I’m not proud about it I’m about it this is chat GP [ __ ] apology last night I slipped up and said [ __ ] I didn’t slips up again are people mad at him it’s the it’s the Cod Community everyone thinks it’s funny

Yeah the Cod Community is like it’s sad you have to apologize for this these days I saw the apology and didn’t see the clip until like when I showed you guys yeah no one [ __ ] saw him say it probably and then he apologizes all right um I stopped my recording how do

You guys feel about me just erecting a structure spawning in a bunch of lizards and putting the goddamn Mars Globe down in the middle of it I’m still recording put this in hell you doing on Mars I don’t [ __ ] know dude finally someone asks the question stop playing it stop playing it

And I said the f word stop you got to cut up in the you got the apology in there go stop D I said the f word stop I thought I was going to hear it again just stop stop oh my oh Miss Piggy I think I’ve discovered

The reason why you’re such a [ __ ] because of the postmodern feminist agenda dude you know so many Jordan Peterson quarks he must have listened to him decent P listen to a good bit of music from that rapper post Malone I like that song White Iverson CU I always

Thought of myself as like a white Iverson as well when I hit the basketball court i’ be balling I tell you oh I be jamming out there especially when the women come on the court those goofy [ __ ] get crossed up I kind of want to see this fake thing

You’ve created I literally just [ __ ] put a [ __ ] ton of [ __ ] at in the bottom of the God damn lava pit I’m checking it out yeah I want to see what marel made all it takes is one look at examining the male to female bone struction you can see these [ __ ] be

Stupid he like comes in with some sciencey [ __ ] and then just is just straight up massaging his well you see what modern day psychology tells us is that women they tend to think a little more emotionally which is why my wife was such a dumb [ __ ] uses science to be a

Mist their brains are smaller you see that’s why they need us to lead we are oh I I found the Mars Globe oh great that makes things easy we can just go home I’m going to pick it up and we’re going to head away there you

Go have a have a good look have a good look what the [ __ ] tada [ __ ] help there’s a lot of lizards Marcel stop spotting them there’s a lot of lizards you’re going to kill me you dumb [ __ ] oh my God oh God oh [ __ ] je man [ __ ] fire lizards [ __ ] fire lizards

Stop oh [ __ ] no oh [ __ ] no you son of a lizard we defeated the lizards all right let’s get this damn Globe woohoo you’re building an icy bridge I like that you [ __ ] oh that works that works super helpful Brian it [ __ ] Burns I tell you that for

Free the Mars [ __ ] sucks it was terrible I’m anti globalist anob we did it Welcome To Mars [ __ ] we want to try to land on the space station again yeah yeah may maybe yeah something else yeah yeah I like That okay I think everyone’s got a rocket is everybody good to go I’m good to go what the [ __ ] the lizard is killing me through the rocket the lizard is killing me through the roet what oh my gosh what it’s when oh the lizard has all my

[ __ ] can we go to the goddamn space station please I wasn’t planning on a lizard killing me all right boys Mars sucked we’re going to go to a space station commence launch right now 8 6 I’m to each other I’m getting there first please don’t die please don’t die

Please don’t die please don’t die please don’t die please don’t die please don’t die there’s no tree there’s no tree we won’t explode we be fine it’s so loud I literally can’t even hear myself all right yeah same Mar space station okay all right CED oh we’re all Landing we’re

All Landing oh this could be bad here we go uh guys our space stations are all intertwin I knew it I [ __ ] knew this going happen bro they’re all [ __ ] connected and [ __ ] oh no oh what is this oh no missed who’s that that’s me jump out oh

My God where I going I see you my I’m back on Mars oh [ __ ] I live where am I going Brian we’re back on Mars Just the Two of Us I don’t know just jump off Fall To Mars it’s safe well I fell you saw the

Only way I know how to end it is he coming die is he coming how’s coming down guys okay boys get out of here get out of here there he is there he is everything is going going to be on F that was a big fall here I come boys

Where you at I lost him oh here he is here he is hot land land land land oh this is so oh is see you guys hey welcome well I think I think everyone falling and dying is a great way to end the video that’s a great ending fantastic saved

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