Noob1234 got a NEW HOUSE! – Minecraft

Welcome beautiful people so today we’ve got a problem there is a severe weather storm in our minecraft server because noob has moved into the neighborhood with his new house let me show you this is a problem it’s so dirty it’s causing physical weather storms look at the particle effects it’s

Leaking it’s getting like brown clay blocks and dirt everywhere we’ve got to fix this situation excuse me sir please clean your house now no i don’t want food he’s eating like rotten fish right now it’s so gross wait excuse me he shut the door on me bri this is bad

Okay i’ve got listen listen i i have an idea i’m going to clean his house free of charge oh my gosh there’s literally rats in here you see what i’m saying for everybody down below in the comments who thought i was being ridiculous about his house this is disgusting like

Look at this no no no no no that’s what i thought get yeah get get trapped oh my gosh there’s flies all right we’re gonna put the fly traps down we’re gonna get rid of all of these flies and why do these exist in the house as

Well and the last but not least we’re gonna put some air fresheners down because i feel like this is like a necessity how are you still alive go away chuck e cheese i feel like this is much better so much better i just did noob the biggest favor of his life

And now he’s complaining in the chat that his pets have been damaged those were not pets they were pests oh my god it’s literally getting worse literally the house is only getting more dirty so okay i don’t know if you noticed this he cleaned up all the things i put there

To get rid of the pests please leave a like down below on this video can we give this video a hundred thousand likes so we can have a clean neighborhood again um would you like to come over for dinner my goal is to get him to come

To dinner so we can get like an exterminator in the house you know to properly take care of things oh he was gonna invite us to uh no thank you come to ours whatever’s in that house i don’t want to eat oh my god okay now we’ve gotta set up a

Table are you kidding me all right i’m gonna put down the plates you’re blocking me just don’t stand on the table it’s it’s not ladylike please can you all right there we go yeah chuckles we’ve got the four chicken how do oh what the heck is this i have never so

There’s something in this book that’s saying that it’s gonna catch on fire um it looks like everything is fine so far i don’t see any fires i know this is so weird gonna play the table okay now let’s uh brian thank you thank you i have never seen

This happen before i swear i’m a good cook all right you know i’m a good look i mean i’m a good cook all right this is this is so weird okay i’ve been i didn’t even want to sit down at the table all right just everybody no you don’t

Are you kidding me no stop you’re eating plates don’t eat the plates for the love of everything that’s good and holy stop it stop it spend all this time making chicken and they’re eating plates that’s it no no give me give me the plates give me that i’d say

Dude i can’t i can’t i’m angry i’m i’m running away i will no longer be a part of this dinner party this next plan is foolproof to get rid of their house this is so weird but these guys are gold miners and here’s what i’m going to tell them i’m going to

Tell them that there is gold in noob’s house hoping they just destroyed the whole thing but we’ll see i heard theirs gold in that dirt house over there you like those typing skills i know i’m pretty fast yeah that’s right buddy that’s okay really i got all you guys following me

Okay follow me here i’ll show you ow out all right it’s right over here i really hope this works please stay until the end of the video so we can get rid of this disgusting house wait a second wait wait wait there’s people in that pile of dirt we can’t

Mine gold with civilians in the area okay i got an idea i got an idea would you like to go mushroom hunting i don’t know why noobs like the hunt the mushrooms but they do of course noobs it’s just can this video get any weirder i don’t know

But they’ve agreed to hunt the mushrooms with us and that’s all that matters here’s the objective we’re now starting the mushroom hunt but i need to distract them for as long as possible may or may not have brought a flamethrower you can literally destroy everything with this now there’s a bit

Of a problem um i’m not an arsonist yes i am a creature made of lava but i really don’t want to burn down this entire forest i swear i’m an innocent man all right i’m innocent oh they seem a little bit upset i don’t know how much more time i

Can buy to be honest i don’t even know where they went wait where did they go oh no we lost them guys um oh this is this is kind of bad they were like i don’t know where they went to oh this is this is bad this is kind of bad oh

Wait i found i found them oh my god he’s getting chased by a pig he’s getting chased by bears dude wait i feel like i should help him i don’t want him to die to bears okay you know what i’m gonna just let the bears keep

Chasing him okay oh no no no no no why are they still here you guys are supposed to destroy the house what are you doing it’s so hard to find good help these days speaking of good help i need your help make sure you hit that subscribe button

If you are not already subscribed we’re so close to 10 million subscribers it would mean a lot to me what okay what do you say oh my gosh are you are you kidding me where’s the gold you had one job you are literally gold miners then you’re supposed to get the gold

And what is the bear still doing in here okay this is this is ridiculous i’m part of the house dude i’m i’m out of here i’m done you guys did nothing in order to successfully get noobs house out of the neighborhood i need to come up with a plan

And what better way to come up with a plan than fishing sometimes you just got to clear your mind by yourself with your wife you know i’m saying uh you kidding me that’s it i’m bringing healthy hacks oh it’s not time audience okay audience i’ll put the axe

Back but if you want the axe to come back let me know in the comments all right this is this is all right you fell down no worries all right fine i’m losing it dude i’m blue okay he wants to make a game out of it of course

Listen the only game i want to make is taking your house and moving it elsewhere you see that episode of spongebob and bikini bottom when they try to move the entire city i might have to move if this keeps up all right listen maybe after i after i

Catch these fish i will have an idea i’m a master fisherman by the way i just gotta let you know um this cute guy is now available at firemerch.com so is the noob but he’s already been around so i mean you know you probably already have them and stuff like that but

If you haven’t already go check it out at firemerch.com ladies and gentlemen i feel like it kind of blends in like i’m wearing the uh i’m wearing the pizza farmer’s hoodie and it like blends into the preston play squish it looks really cool though finally we got all 12 of the fish

Uh are you are you kidding oh okay that’s it dude dude all right i’m going in your pocket now this is very strange in minecraft you have the ability to go into somebody’s inventory it’s not the prettiest thing um but in case you’re ever curious what the pocket of noob looks like

It’s this oh this is odd oh this is really weird oh what was that sound ah is it this what is this noob secret lair okay i’m taking that where’s my fish listen i’m glad i got this piece of paper but i want to where’s my

It’s rotten no i think you’d be okay get me out of here i’m never doing that again what are you guys doing what are you what are you doing oh my god are you freaking kidding me this is probably the best thing noob has ever done i would pay

To if if noob just wore the shark fin on his head 24 7 i would pay to see that any day of the week you are driving me crazy though bro all right so i’ve got a new plan what is it though okay come on brother

What do you want dude hello neighbor uh oh they’re inviting us for dinner sure okay like low-key maybe we can figure out something during dinner of how to get the house like gonzo you know what i’m saying it’s ruined in the whole neighborhood you can

Can you please agree with me i get lazy it looks so bad ivory remember the plan we are trying to find the weak points of the house so we can get rid of it copy i don’t know why bringing in this video hasn’t talked a whole lot it’s kind of strange

And please let us in thank you dude oh this is going to be bad what happened to your doors is this when i use the flamethrower on them it’s like they’ve got a half a door left oh good and she’s taking damage half the time to the weather plant wait oh no

Hold on wait wait hold on wait wait wait we’re gonna play mud fight no i don’t want to do you really want me to get dirty i mean i’m wearing this beautiful rainbow fire merch i did i don’t want to do this see this one we gotta get rid of him like we

Can’t be playing mud fights in the front of the neighbor are you kidding me what is this bro okay i’m so done stop it stop this is disgusting stop stop oh my god these balls throw so weird that’s right what do you think about that you like that

How you like me now don’t feel bad for losing i’m just better than you you totally lost this is why i can’t stand noobs look at him and he’s walking so weird dude the doors weren’t even closed and you opened them oh dear no no what do

What are you i’m gonna lose my voice i’m literally gonna lose my voice yeah i’m about to get the axe again i’m putting the axe on the table i’m this close to using the axe on them you know what else is on my desk the new light up fire bottle from firemerch.com

It lights up when you pick it up to drink oh yeah all right fine you know what i’ll eat the rotten fish okay i’m probably gonna die um oh yeah look at that i got po i got poison and nausea oh no bree chase he gave me anti-food poisoning pills

What is even happening are we even playing minecraft anymore i don’t know what just happened okay i got anti i gave it all right let’s get bree we gotta get out of here we didn’t even manage to find any weak points in the house during this whole process

Dang it all right it’s time we’re re-gooping we have this awesome secret trap door in our house and we’ve got the next stage of the game plan instead of getting rid of the house we are going to scent bomb their house not to be confused with a

Tnt bomb okay we are not going to destroy it for once we are just going to make it smell nice we got to get all these items bring them back debris in order to make the scent bomb it’s gonna be nutty okay oh no no no no

No no dude what’s going on here okay so what do you do where do i even find a bee’s nest oh this looks dangerous oh what is it wait wait i need i need you guys beetles how many beetles do we need okay i need two of you guys come

Here come here beetles okay two beetles done oh this is bad okay please don’t get angry at me please ah i’m sorry i’m listen i needed it wait can i get you in the net okay i cannot get you in the net that was mean you poisoned me i mean i guess

I did break his family’s home for the honeycomb so i i should feel a little bad i don’t what is base okay bar of soap i totally is that an orchid okay honestly i’m doing better than i thought i was i’m doing pretty good i think

Where’s the basil basil is it basil or is it basil because i’m pretty sure if you’re from europe you say basil and if you’re from america you see basil okay this is weird looking that’s got to be the basil that’s the basil that’s what i thought

Okay we got everything but the bar of soap okay so all the for all the females watching this video or i guess the males do you make scent bombs with soap seems like it just seems weird all right here we go we got we got all the items

Here we go this is a big moment right now bree don’t mess the scent bomb up please all right come on bri you can do it come on you can do it all right now no wait wait nine seconds wait i’m not gonna have enough time free

Oh my you gotta be kidding me why did you put it for 10 seconds i’m literally not even able to breathe what are you doing i just wasted all of that time for nothing what is it bree wait bree just brought me two hot air balloon tickets

We got an idea okay let’s give these to noob like if we give this to noob while he’s in the hot air balloon there’s no way he can do anything she’s like but i like hot air blood breathe think about it just think about it you need to please thank you bri

For agreeing that this is more important this is a big deal right now if they take these hot air balloon tickets we can we can they’re like we i’m just gonna destroy the house i mean we could we could like cover the entire house up all right come on hello neighbor you

Smell kind of bad today i offer gifts take one i like how he’s just like fun hand them over and the other one okay take both of them buddy i’m telling you this is a brilliant plan this is it this is how we’re gonna get noob to get the heck out of the

Neighborhood that’s right get out of here oh that was like the fastest hot air balloon delivery i’ve ever seen so long suckers don’t worry i’m not gonna make you watch this entire part it’s gonna take a very long time but eventually we’re gonna clean up and cover the entire house

And just like that the entire house we did it pretty we did it no no what is this what is that no no no no no no no this can’t be is there no please stop it there’s a i’m telling you man it’s a dirt tornado we gotta go to

Shelter get it get in this is getting ridiculous no don’t tell me what i think just happened happened no all of that worked and it’s back to normal what the heck oh no okay you can tell when brie is done for the day when she gives me tnt and a flint and steel

I’m blowing it up it’s happening it’s happening finally i didn’t ever want to resort to this but we have to do what we have to do this tnt can talk what do you mean you can’t work under these circumstances you can’t tnt doesn’t just leave oh my gosh dude no no no

Every plan we do just gets foiled what do you know pipe oh what is this you came to my front lawn and brought all of this garbage you are a filthy noob not all noobs ladies and gentlemen are created equal noob just so happens to be one of the grossest

Noobs i am so disappointed right now okay where’s this last one see it’s always the last one tell me are you sitting underneath it just appreciate the fact that noob is literally floating that of course it’d be all the way over here uh noob is taking his dirt pet for

A walk and he’s gonna make the neighborhood even more filthy that’s right get out of there yeah go that way all right we’re going inside the house right now is it locked of course not did you guys remember we got that weird piece of paper earlier on their bed is on

Dirt why am i not surprised anyways i keep distracting myself but we found this piece of paper earlier in noob’s pocket saying that there was some kind of secret in the house and i’m looking for it maybe it’s gonna like give what the heck you oh jackpot okay we’re going down i’m going

To kill him sliding it what oh okay this is weird what are these oh oh this is weird this is so weird wait is it telling me something i don’t like this ah bird fish this one oh oh no what was that sound what was that sound oh oh that’s scary

I hate jump scares what is this what is this okay beautiful people listen we don’t have enough time in this video to go see what’s behind this but if you want to stick around until the next video we will figure out what it is and if you enjoyed watching

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