Normies React To Technoblade’s Minecraft VR Experience

What is up beautiful people internet i’m wesley i’m stephanie and today guys we are reacting to technoblades minecraft vr videos we’ve got minecraft vr is the ultimate fitness program we’ve got minecraft vr is terrifying and we’ve got spike in the hot the minecraft vr experience wow the two

Of you who are still watching after that train wreck of an intro shall we let’s go welcome guys we’re playing minecraft in virtual reality i saw shroud do a stream of this and i was instantly like oh man i gotta try this we’re gonna be playing hardcore god gamer shroud was

Doing this promote of course because i mean what are we little babies come on now i’ve never actually played a vr game before but i mean come on me neither i’m an elite gamer i think i can figure this out all right i got oh there’s there’s a chicken somewhere where

This is disorienting is that a that’s a pig down okay i have arms this is this is there’s there’s definitely a chicken in that okay so the thing is i have arms here now i could hit a button this just feels like a rayman simulator do you

Ever play rayman he’s got like floaty arms that aren’t attached no no that’s not the one there’s a button that’s not the button there’s the button oh right there’s a button i can press to just break blocks like that but come on we have all this technology we’re gonna do

It the old-fashioned way didn’t that didn’t work nope press the button punch punch it probably looks like your mom has zumba class or something like that right i can’t reach it I hit my ceiling in real life [Laughter] we need to get tools i do not want to do that much arm motion for every inventory all right pick this up that there we there we first try [Laughter] crafting table and place that was the teleport button

That was the chain place that was the open inventory but in place nailed it technically having more trouble with this than he did playing minecraft on like a mario kart steering wheel this is but he’s doing better than i did on my phone the first time

And now we craft a wood pickaxe oh my god this is incredible this is incredible yes oh my god we’re just such geniuses that’s fine we’re just getting cobblestone take this i know how to play it’s a doggy i’m gonna pet the dog i’m gonna i’m gonna pet it very oh

I’m so glad that didn’t attack you i would have been mauled to death you can actually like kneel down and like look at the look at the floor it’s pretty it’s pretty incredible let me just kneel down get these blocks am i about to i’m actually not about to hit something who

Created this the wires i don’t think this is the recommended safety setup for oculus but but here we are we’re video gaming oh you can actually you can select your hotbar slot like that oh that’s cool much better nailed i’m getting that i’m getting the hang of this guy i think

It’s more satisfying to watch it like this or less the movements of your eyes feel more natural to me they do it’s actually it is kind of satisfying when it gets it right yeah it’s kind of like i bet in an hour once you’ve been playing for a

Minute it’s immersive it’s kind of satisfying it’s more immersive to watch i don’t know about the flight we’re gonna turn all this chicken chicken oh chicken you are dead we’re gonna make stone tools this is all very advanced stuff oh sword and i want he likes a sword oh i want an

Axe yes just so i don’t have to do all of that cutting ever again it’s way too much work that’s so hard nope this doesn’t like mobile shop it does chop chop chop okay where’s that chick where’s that chicken i need food is that damn how do i what do i harvest oh

That’s not how you do it i don’t know how to right click i just know how to punch things where are you chicken i can smell you mcdonald’s showed up to his house you know where it is don’t you oh wait i don’t wanna i don’t oh it’s over i can

Hear it i can hear it yes yes die source the problem is i can like kinda i can do things but uh the sun the sun it’s noon night time is going oh you guys play vr it i can never decide whether it looks really fun or

Absolutely terrible like i’d like it for 30 minutes and then i’d get dizzy yeah i’ve heard do people get nauseous i’d be worried i’d puke i don’t know how to swim this could end this could end very badly for me but we’re gonna okay that’s not

Oh i it goes it goes in the direction i’m facing yesterday control okay all right i don’t know i want to get a crit i think i have to i have to actually actually jump and okay we’re not going to be doing that a lot i’m going to bash

My head through the through the ceiling i’ll get back die if i don’t break there’s fish let me pvp the fish get back here fish die die die it’s a massacre it’s a massacre oh my god this feels like this version of fruit they had a family and now it’s

Like carnivore ninja right and now they do not have a family did i get there’s still a fish there yoink all right bonk [Laughter] wait wait she dropped food in this version too yes black sheep black you see he’s got a technique down he just like slash stab every time how’s he gonna survive no okay okay we’re gonna go over here okay we got otto jump on so i don’t have

To physically jump every time there’s a block thank god wait i need this break true oh look at how much faster this is oh yes he looks like a cat on a scratching post when he does that he’s just like how’s he gonna survive he’s gonna sleep

All right it’s already night where’s the are there monsters uh my eyesight man oh that’s a skeleton i can i can make that out that much okay you guys can probably see better than i can because i i’m wearing glasses under the vr oh my goodness it’s not ideal we got a

We got a cave oh that’s the sound and the sight now that’s a block i don’t care about all right i’m freaking out there we go all right we’re safe this is so fun i can’t see anything but we’re safe this is so weird oh let’s go oh let’s put some sticks in

There too we’re going to get a charcoal and that’s going to be useful because we’re going to hey look look at this character pray to the furnace god porch i know it seems simple to you guys but if i put torches in my off hand look everything’s bright it’s uh it’s optifine

Oh that’s cool we smell you can you get something from one hand now that i have a pickaxe i can finally mine this is intentional this is not a bug at all it’s nice to look at this pick axel i break blocks with my torch which has

Now gained its powers just for me holding it bam this just looks like a harry potter one it does yeah six leather i can make a hat oh let’s do that hat time oh man oh yes check this out check i bet there’s a vr control for this where you just

You just put it on you just you just you just put it you put it over your head and then and then it’s uh okay i don’t think there’s actually a vr control we’re just gonna use our inventory like a loser lame literally unplayable how does he keep going after

That oh i can i’m i’m out of the world okay okay we’re we’re not doing that again i guess we’re gonna go regular mining i want to play this looks so cool to the floor oh my back oh it’s not good it does seem like a lot of work though oh there’s a

Cape right here oh sick oh i can just you can kind of peek though that’s cool i was leaning over why did it why did it actually drop me i didn’t move hey um that’s what i do when i get into caves no creepers not in vr though not vr on pc

Wait where did i come from where did i wait a minute i have to stand on my tiptoes to break that okay you know what you know what this is my life now we’re going we’re going and the cave is over and my life was without value okay we’re getting we’re getting cold

That’s something it’s something i’m getting tired watching oh but there’s no one in the house i think it’s because all right boys here’s the ultimate test can i break two blocks at the same time yeah it’s resetting the progress never okay it doesn’t keeps i keep changing the hot bar and resetting it

What i can’t help with the button so easy to press it’s so sensitive it happened again i gotta actually swing my arms to break these blocks oh i’m gonna i’m gonna have this way too hard by the time we fight the ender dragon dude i’m getting back in shape

Let’s go get it into shape playing minecraft i believe this is like so much work in minecraft i just look like an idiot i look like an idiot in both worlds no it’s this way we’re getting to a double arm break double arm break where’s the water there’s got to be a cave

And that cave is going to have iron probably it’s so loud it’s got to be like right here dizzy how did he know whoa here’s water lean forward lean through there’s my chair here [Laughter] i don’t see anything all right all right torch torch light up the way this is so cool

Light up the way torch do you see anything we’re gonna that’s not bam wow there’s there’s absolutely nothing here this was a huge waste of my time there’s got to be an actually good cave that the skeleton is in oh last time i leaned forward it sent me off but

What’s what’s down there can i can i hit down to the floor oh wow wow that’s kind of cool owned all right hey nice that was of course he’s playing this vr for like an hour and he’s already figuring out how to break it i know that looks like a wood plank

There’s a mine oh i got an achievement there’s stuff down there all right i don’t know if they can see me if i just don’t need me too i can’t i hear a creeper oh there’s something to my right there is an enderman that was freaks me out that sound

Blocked oh he blocked this off he doesn’t want the call i just i don’t want to get sneak attacked we have some iron is there anything down there anything oh see he’s smarter than we are he checks make sure there’s no bad guys oh i don’t know how to open those i’ve

Never opened it okay i think we’re safe bam that’s cool enchantment look at all that absolutely no idea what that does but i will take this iron don’t mind if i do we’re gonna get a little bit so cool you know because we can we need more

Armor we are going to it’s minecraft hardcore mode you get owned i’m tired from just doing that like i know people will comedically like check way too much more tired if you don’t have oh we can make i wish she had worn like a fitbit and counted how many calories that would be

So funny i look so dumb okay i’d have to not imagine playing this in public while doing this accidentally committing assault by like smacking people in the face are you kidding me okay just one one-handed i heard his feelings there we go he got it

Oh why why do the caves why are they that loud no i hate that no that was that was such an unnecessary addition to the game children play this mo jing like and and so do 30 year olds who get scared of that noise i can’t speak from experience

Right there’s a block above me isn’t there me all the time he got his iron i feel relieved i did not want minecraft to take a realistic amount of effort to like punch down trees and like actually think he’s like oh that block’s above me that’s too much effort okay okay just advance

Oh i don’t want to deal with anything from that direction finding something oh man there’s iron there though like that’s saving private ryan peak oh god that sounded sounded like a spider sure does oh my goodness there’s too many holes iron right nothing there you can actually

Look to the side while mining the iron that’s so good it looks really dumb but but nothing’s gonna be sneak attacking me man and getting jump scared by creepers today no sir oh my god this is i don’t like this i don’t like this hallway lock it up lock it up

I’m gonna go down this hall away yeah i know but then i get confused what’s been blocked and what’s been unblocked and the blocks are different i’m not good at minecraft or did i not i only have so much birch no Wait wait i just remembered there’s like wood everywhere yeah place underground that has wood nothing matters nice but you have to chop it down see it’s like can i craft a chair and sit in a chair in minecraft and now crafting table form again we’re just going to forget it every time

This is just how we oh he forgot and now and now oh my god oh my god the plays the sheer skill that is going on right here bam bam and all right well that’s melton i’m just gonna i’m just gonna lie down for a second

On the ground the whole point of playing video games for olympian is so i don’t have to do this exercise now i gotta actually swing my arm this is this stair this is terrible we don’t have all that much iron but i do want to

Make a chest plate there was so much in like the ceiling did he not see it he didn’t he probably doesn’t want to go to the ceiling again it’s too hard yeah mine above you When you actually have to work to break things getting better tools would be so critical it’s kind of interesting it changes the game yeah build it yoink and we’re gonna make boots yoink things that are like a treadmill that responds to which direction you’re moving so you never actually move or like they

Put those in sci-fi yeah yeah so you can like run miles and miles but you’re not moving from the spot isn’t that crazy just another day on the technoblade channel oh this is a big ass mom what the heck i’ve never found one this big oh i like that though yeah that’s nice

I wonder what a body of someone who plays minecraft vr four hours a day would look like like whatever muscles do this would just be like your silver ones it’s all right no your leather hat true armor leather there’s spiders i can feel it in my bones

Oh boy i’m getting so tired for his sake this is such an efficient way what’s gonna be undertaking Getting too tired to fight off the enemies as they swarm you that would be a horrifying feeling that’s when you press pause i hate giant spiders i hate spiders i’ve been bit lean over and place a torch lean over and place a torch lean over and place the torch really hard maybe

What is that thing for now spiders spider spawn spider spawner i’m gonna yep i’m gonna what an awful thing who whose idea was that do you see him okay you relax you you mind your own business spawner and maybe just can you destroy a spider spawner yeah oh yeah maybe

That’s i did not want to fall i don’t know when it was or where’s the enemies where’s the hey are we safe well except for the spider spawner what about the spider spawner oh no this is where the danger is all right well back to exploring back

Okay can we find diamonds this episode it doesn’t doesn’t seem terribly likely oh we can find that you fade away and i can walk over i like there’s way more personality that shows in the hands like this he’s like he’s like everyone becomes italian when they play minecraft with vr

I do not like this nothing behind me right oh funk and it’s true oh wait a nametag might as well you know might as well fear nothing fear is the mind killer i’m scared i don’t remember the rest of this speech oh this this is a i don’t see oh i see

Something this is a danger zone there’s a bat oh this is a big ass cave this is a creeper get it you have to swing so much to fight stuff oh wow for the cherry on top nothing survives it doesn’t seem like it handles combat super well the game right

Dab i don’t like that at all oh it hurts my neck to look up there on your head i think that you have to hold something as well like i believe you have to hold kind of nunchuck looking type like almost similar to the vehicle yeah die die die die but

Exactly what tyler1 made fun of me for being oh no i don’t want to deal with this i don’t want to deal with this in my life i’m just this is my first day on my first day on vr what the heck is that down there does that have a hat

Well what was that thing down there i can actually point it look at that what is that what the heck is that i don’t even wanna i don’t want to worry about that in my life skeleton he’s just going to walk dark arrows in real life like i

Suddenly just drop to the floor and dodge it like sick dot oh i don’t think that’s going to work at all actually all right skeleton face dodge it die die die why is this not why is it not hidden i’m getting owned i’m getting okay okay not even coming so fast

There’s so many bad guys that’s why i don’t know caves we’re going in first i can’t see anything okay okay we have a dead end here i’m placing i wonder if it feels more claustrophobic do you think i better i feel claustrophobic and we’re just gonna we’re just gonna block the okay we’re

Safe we’re safe for now and now it’s time for a fun mini game did you guys see the cursor that was there at the side of the screen the entire video if so congratulations you win a prize you get to click on this end screen and watch

The next video oh my gosh that was actually a fun mini game and not a mistake do you really think someone like me wouldn’t notice that until the entire video was already recorded i have a million subscribers tech now can i click on it if i didn’t see the

Cursor well i can’t actually stop you did you see it i didn’t see it yeah probably click on it that was great oh my god that was so much fun number two minecraft in vr is terrifying which is a title that he did not have to tell us

Yeah we’ve already learned that much ah gold looks promising okay i feel like the creepers are so much scarier all right guys we’re back with another episode of minecraft hardcore in vr i think i fixed the resolution everyone made fun of me last episode for

The resolution so i fixed it and i also fixed my height everyone was saying i was short and every time i joined my head would come up to like here people were saying i’m like four feet tall it’s not okay i’m like six two leave me alone wait does this mean that

I can finally be six foot in my pocket i can’t give myself an extra like my one positive attribute we’re gonna keep exploring the mine shaft i wanna get diamonds this episode okay we’re playing hardcore which means it’s gonna be a massive l if i die and have to end the

Series okay that’s just that’s just no good you know it’s fine if you die on episode one because you know you can just you can just restart the whole thing but where’s your light why can’t we see what are you doing what happened to your torch episode two i don’t i

Don’t want to know what’s over there what’s down here can i oh you think he’s gonna die the fact that he didn’t make another video for like two years about virtual reality it makes me think he’s gonna die i feel like a real and ever since that presence feeling of doom with

This one oh because we do know that this video is from two years ago right so looks like there’s stuff down there where did my torches go no i think it’s important no i want a torch i need that smooth lighting all right we got the torch there we go does not act

Actually light up as much as i was hoping it’d light things up oh that’s some nice stuff i mean let’s be honest in vr this is a flashlight this is normal it is it is a flashlight i get so excited whenever he finds iron it’s so satisfying ooh gold pretty

They’re white stephanie i don’t see it where did it come from i swear hello i get hit all the time it’s somewhere i don’t care whatever it’s gotta be from there straight ahead right okay you know what i’m just gonna you get gold blinders whoa oh hello it’s green stephanie this is

Literally like mines of mori assimilator like oh wow there’s some suspicious activity maybe there’s infested with things that want to kill us but there’s gold right there so i’m not going to worry about that yeah the danger zone the thing is we got full iron

You can still get like one shot by a creeper if you’re not spawner i don’t even have torches i don’t have torches to play why do i keep finding spawn i don’t understand how he doesn’t have torches there’s been coal everywhere there’s wood everywhere like make torches

Oh he’s making it actually oh there’s a drop i can’t even i can’t even get to there without having to bridge okay okay this this is fine this i feel so what are you doing yeah can you destroy a spot yeah yeah what the hell is that floating don’t look at the enderman

Oh nvr that’s way harder for the loot i didn’t i didn’t ah what’s up little buddy what are you doing okay yeah i didn’t come here just to get killed i’m i’m gonna leave actually okay good idea good thinking oh it’s like two it’s as awkward as two

Mormons in a liquor store or something like that or is that what they say or two baptists or something never heard that before i think my grandma says that okay this is a giant-ass cave this is huge it’s just a bat it’s just a bat all right just chilling noth

Oh i thought that was something good and then yeah lapis i’m still looking for diamonds i feel like one hit killed by a creeper huge l all of my views would disappear no my content there’s iron well i don’t i remember what why does they want that jump on the floor

I can’t i can’t break the are you imagining you live in the apartment below him all right i’m sorry i’m sorry you can you can put dishonor on my family for using the block break button but i you heard me hidden you could hear the controller hidden in the floor get

This gold though is gold even useful wow it feels precious i mean i feel like that’s what people talk about in real life when people buy like gold coins and stuff is it even useless i don’t know but there’s a weird monkey pole in my body i want gold

Bam what you gonna okay bam what you gonna do about okay now it’s going over there what you’re gonna do about that that’s what i thought nice good solution problem solving plug up the hole oh there’s going to be skeletons soon why does anyone wait no no

No i saw what happened to phil’s stay back oh god why are they running stay back no it’s just it’s just the baby zombies why to be fair that’s the most realistic part of minecraft when you look at like how fast kids are versus how slow it’s like

That’s true we walk with the weight of just existence on us i just want to cut out how different the arm swing is it’s kind of like whoa whoa what it whereas in like actual minecraft yeah yeah i feel like it’s very like elegant here it’s like i use my rapier

And slice you elegant elegant i don’t know about that oh my god vr is just so graceful this is where diamond should be all right this is this is the area the diamonds are known to a dear lava swim swim that’s so weird this looks promising yep diamonds redstone redstone

That’s not a diamond that’s a spider that was kind of sick hmm you know i want him oh hello oh oh this is this is not good for anyone okay we’re going to camp around the corner here and then and then man sneak attack that’s like prison shanking simulator right there

You buffoon okay oh no no stay back spider stay back on guard on guard i feel like they’re way faster they feel faster don’t they took in middle school is really paying off i heard a step you know what i bet it is i bet it’s because you have to turn your

Head to track when you’re normally tracking it’s your hand but now you have to turn your whole head so when the spider jumps you have to like you know what i’m saying or something with the aspect ratio oh that’s a good point too they i agree though they feel way faster

That’s a creeper oh okay stay back those things oh no oh no that’s close oh no those things can like one hit kill you okay you don’t want to mess with them okay you know what okay i understand that my viewers probably know what a creeper is but you have to understand

You don’t understand hardcore creepers what am i favorite i’m scared of this i feel like there’s somebody who’s never played yeah oh for sure who’s watching this and they’re just very confused i remember the first minecraft video we watched we were just like what the absolute hell is happening remember

As a whole okay okay i hate skeletons yeah oh okay just kill the skeleton too get it you can get away crafty or damage oh man there’s another skeleton there’s gotta be a spawner these guys are getting owned they’re getting they’re getting oh look at this there’s nothing behind me right

I’m so paranoid how does the spawner get built how are they not dead it just spawns really look at how many times i’ve whacked them yeah can it spawn at any point yeah i think i’m sure there’s like stuff in the code that covers that i have no idea though i’ve encountered

Them in caves and stuff like this though i’ve never seen one in the overworld this guy survived a lot of punishment all right that’s actual diamonds somewhere in here it could be like mind oh this looks promising oh no no no no no retreat retreat leave me alone no no stay back no

No i just want to eat my food i just want to eat my food in the water even if this was a japanese light novel it would be like i tried to go for a picnic and then suicide bombers jumped at me never eat a picnic in a dungeon i just

Wanted diamonds against all better judgment we’re going back i’ve gotten beaten up a lot so far and i haven’t actually i have a question why is it going back just to where the lava was okay i haven’t actually got anything just show for it swim swim faster i see you

You want to go is that purple particles on a skeleton oh i’d be so scared they jump on top of you from above you know what zombie i see i see you guys flanking me unacceptable they have tactics why do they have tactics they’re evolving what the hell is it

Oh my god tactics stupid skeletons how do you feel i have more skeletons i want to leave i don’t want wanna there’s more than there’s more run i don’t think he’s gonna survive no yeah whoa that’s what i would do how does he build better in vr than we build in regular

Right i don’t want to be here i’m not even i’m strip mining i’m gonna mind my business i don’t like caves anymore bye bye i don’t even care about that gold bye all right i mined down a bit not sure what y level this is

But i bet it’s diamonds i can hear a lot of lava around here how is it here so i can’t i can’t open the debug i don’t actually i guess i could mine straight down and get like see where the bedrock is okay there’s the bedrock five six seven eight nine ten

Gosh what do you know it’s so well you know exactly what my level of diamonds are i’m trying to bash my head into the scene you know what i’ll take this iron yeah you know take that i’m not too good for iron i’m exactly mediocre enough for iron let’s go

I know that m e always could use some more f e oh my goodness you know all don’t judge me i might need like an anvil or something i don’t know you never can have too much iron i don’t think so never leave it behind that’s my motto huh

Another cave wait i can actually like kind of kind of peek through it with vr psych that’s the same cave this is incredible if i go into a cave i get like destroyed by 50 different mobs i’ll just do it but if i strip mine i don’t have the muscles to strip mine

For that long guys see how much motion it takes oh i really don’t break everything oh there’s so much redstone no yeah but no diamond oh i just i just want to live no no no no spoke poke takes arms it’s so realistic how his hands move which i get like that’s such

A stupid thing to say because obviously it’s realistic because it’s tracking his real life hands but you know how like in games usually it’s like wow wow wow but in real life it’s like you know what i’m saying it’s just so i don’t know this is so much more

Immersive for us watching it really is i don’t know why like i think it’s because all the little like natural movements are kind of like turning yeah it’s really cool things as well hello ah i just hit the window okay i’m going back i’m going to get so in did you hear the

Noise oh my goodness wait why is he had dirt he’s probably leaving he’s just done i had beef yeah i just want diamonds see i have a pant a pickaxe a hole straight through my monitor playing vr and my upload schedule isn’t going to be affected at all it’s already

Terrible all right guys i just invented a new mining technique you just hold out both your arms [Laughter] and the blocks that’s great yeah guys and this is the stage of grief called bargaining if you if you were just wondering if you’re in psych 101 you’re like trying coconut method it’s

Incredible look at how much skill is going into this whole it’s always efficient yes yes but is it more efficient from an energy perspective this wasn’t actually a good idea my arms are already really tired see i’ve not found i know because i’ve done this because i’m lazy as hell

And when i work out you’ll try everything yeah oh i’m like i lie to myself while i’m running i’m like okay yeah if i count in my head this way it’s not so bad and that lie will last for a minute then i’m like

That was a lie if we knew it the whole time could we stop pretending yeah that’s miserable diamond i just lie in my head to make myself feel better you know please i just need at least five diamonds five so i can show my face in public okay how about

Just something but one yeah go back to the surface and maybe build a house or something i don’t know okay i actually got this suggestion we’re gonna dual wheel pickaxe with the arm swing technique that’s cool look at this look at this gracefulness oh my god

I’d love to look at a techno but i can’t see a damn thing without a torch never before oh wow it ruined it all it’s the sheer amount of grace what diamond how how can he see it how could you not see it yes there better be

Five i swear to god if there’s only two one please please please i don’t understand how we found it that’s not i never once found out you’re feeling me please please be more you found diamonds in that one video but not like any other time when i’m playing

By myself i’ve never found some have some be hidden up here actually please please don’t be two please it’s just two please at least you found one what am i gonna make out of that a diamond hoe you just need one really good vein of diamonds and i’ll be happy

Okay the other one was enjoyable so much actually i don’t even have that many levels we’ll become slightly more powerful at least if i get a diamond pickaxe i better take less arm yeah yeah imagine if it only takes two swings think of how powerful the double swing technique will be

This is why people don’t play this game oh wait we have a bow i want to i want to test oh that’s not how it works what oh you have to hold down the oh you have to hold down left click that’s it fire that’s i feel like that’s not gonna be

Very accurate i mean it’s terrible in my arms but not accurate but immersive and accurate if we were really shooting at things with a bow the aim is decent this you’re gonna have to fight the ender dragon like that one day all right i figured out a new mining technique you

Break it once oh that didn’t work you break it once and then i want one second you break it once and then you break two blocks in one go works every time that’s not dying our last iron pickaxe because we’re down to our last stick we cannot make any more pickaxes after this

It just can’t be done we’re so broke you’re gonna be stuck down here imagine how hard it would be to get out of the ground without a pickaxe imagine how demoralizing this is that techno blade king of grinding literally the first thing we watched of him was doing potatoes uh what three

Million potatoes or something like that and he’s getting tired of resource gathering in vr that tells you no one’s gonna play that go back to the surface i don’t want to surface without enchantments that’d be a huge l unacceptable i hear the water everywhere why can’t i find it how is it flowing

Everywhere but i can’t find it i don’t care about the water the water is worthless it’s garbage give me the diamonds this is the only blue resource i need oh yes yes give it to me h2o how about h2 no chemistry thank goodness chemistry joe get the high five

Four diamonds let’s go six diamonds that’s enough it counts we’re going home we don’t got to be here anymore goodbye we got we got six diamonds now we just need to make a diamond pickaxe and we can oh and we can mine obsidian i can’t make a diamond pickaxe

I’m so stupid i forgot to save sticks from the time and pick out i gotta go back to the surface anyway no no no i refuse we’re gonna find a mine shaft i’m not doing i’m not doing the second trip second trips are for losers wow i actually actually went kind of far

Yeah he did and you did all that by hand don’t you feel a really big sense of accomplishment and not just really sad in your soul i would certainly feel sad don’t actually remember all that no nope here’s another one Oh this is it this is where we mine down last time i was here i almost got obliterated but you know what we’ve had character development since then uh we haven’t had armor development unfortunately character development doesn’t care about your exhaustion or monster noises like weapon development but but we have had character

Development oh not looking at that he said even look at him there was a enderman oh baby zombie oh dude those things are horrifying how is it dying what it was a faint pathetic amateurs why do i get heart attacks on this game Execution and then we’re gonna turn around he’s not good oh he’s dead he’s dead he’s dead he’s dead oh no i’m looking at him please wait wait i have a roof huh you suck i have a two block roof get bent idiot yeah you could kill the enderman

This isn’t a faint right it’s not it’s it’s gone right it’s not i don’t know it’s not smart enough to like fake you know what i’m staring directly at you die okay i don’t even care i don’t care i got it okay you got a dirt block pathetic this is by

Far the most horrifying thing in vr that we’ve seen so far for sure owned creepers get wrecked enderman’s way scarier i don’t like this removing we’re moving where’s the mine shaft no yeah i was with that oh he just ran under a spider oh you’re right above my head die

Hat you can’t get me idiot you don’t know how to jump see ya theo wouldn’t want to be here this isn’t this isn’t worth the mind [ __ ] whoa how do you know it’s not me hat you achieved nothing in your life was meaningless suck it and this cave’s

Worthless and my life is without meaning that that’s reassuring i’m i’m not freaked out wait where’s shove it off a cliff yes there’s another skeleton there’s another skeleton why is there so much lightning why whose idea was this herobrine herobrine chill i told you he was in the game here okay yeah

Oh where i understand how they’re hearing lightning though why do you let that zombie bridge over because he needs to get over it i’m ready cross that bridge you won’t let me take my combat stance that was holy on this we’re down to our last chicken he hasn’t mastered jumping

That’s why he looks like he’s playing like we are oh that’s why it looks more familiar because he’s not doing crazy jumps because wow we’re great when techno nerfs himself down by like .01 of his normal uh prowess to find the mine shaft in time guys it doesn’t

It doesn’t seem terribly likely uh we need to find the mine shaft yesterday or we need to leave you went down like five waterfalls kinda seems like we just need to leave yeah you know what it’s fine there’s lava on the surface i’m not swim up the waterfall sir don’t make fun of

Me this isn’t going to get old why can’t he swim up the waterfall oh wow did i just hear a sheep how close to the surface am i is that rain wait i’m not actually no i’m not actually gonna have to do this for that long i think he’s

Hallucinating he’s jumping oh like in real life yeah he said he has to jump in real life imagine if you had to do this imagine playing bedwars in vr i now know why he hasn’t done it in two years yeah man how much of a nightmare it would be if i

Break this dirt and a creeper falls on me and i instantly die i’m going to cry okay this is this is a grass block wait that was a villager hey buddy hey you want to buy some wares you want to buy somewhere how do you know who the heck are you

Get out of my no i didn’t mean to punch you no villagers are way creepier than interview what the hell what is this what is he wearing is this a village it’s a wandering traitor i don’t know i don’t understand this update he’s never seen that before personal space buddy

This is amazing hey there yeah what are you doing over there huh you’re mining you’re mining do you want to buy something where social virtual reality it’s gotta be so awful you wanna buy somewheres personal space just block them off all right we’re gonna we’re gonna oh

Okay okay i’ll just i’ll just stay here forever and cry because i’m getting cyber bullied by your alpaca or whatever it is do you see when techno starts talking with his hands he starts hitting blocks they’re like cracking wait the alpaca fell the alpaca fell too i’m safe i’m

Good it’s all good is it really an alpaca i thought it was yeah aren’t they the same thing there’s two there’s two or you can jump really high so b when you hit a traitor their alpacas starts spitting at you and they do damage oh man i don’t know i

Don’t care i just want to live oh yeah he hasn’t food in a long time It feels slightly less bad when you’re murdering your animals look at this thing it’s an idiot what does it do there’s two of it and it’s stupid can i can i like right click on it you could have done that again if you wanted to that’s so so fun what are the chances

The traitor was on the one block that he broke on the whole wall dude that’s insane that’s nice look at the lavas just like i don’t know what to do help i’m stuck my owner’s salad he can’t get out i’ve fallen and i can’t get up

You think about it’s kind of sad because the other llama it’s probably it’s mate is down there forever so you think it’s doing like an sos yeah i don’t think i’m making progress oh my god even my iron swords why did you kill the llama i suffered too much

Underground man because they can spit it’s all over we got we got six diamonds which isn’t i i don’t even have obsidian but you know what lava how hard could that be defined you got this wait no i could have just made four buckets no because he wants to make potions i’m assuming

And just everything right like that owl or tree throw looks like an owl in like that there we go i see some prime rib over here yes yes filet mignon feels way more like you’re looking up a cow’s anus when you’re in vr for something it really does oh hello

And you know what oh the sun is sudden okay we need to get a home wow there’s not a lot of shelter why doesn’t he sleep well the first thing we’re going to do is test what you don’t have to do like you play real life you can sleep in the game

What was that hey why did they keep updating after one point not a real thing yeah if you don’t sleep they then fandom start spawning oh that’s never happening but i guess techno doesn’t know either because it’s a newer update so that explains why he never sleeps in the game is that

What is that a bum is that is that going to kill me am i going to die to batman mothman maybe what are those maybe go to sleep i’m just gonna i’m just gonna box myself in nice like cozy this is my house oh yes oh it’s beautiful oh look at how

Look at how professional my house is couple hardwood walls leaves oh that’s great that’s great the water leaks through the leaves just a little bit that into my into my house it makes it you know realistic what was that that was my actual monitor i did it i punched my monitor oh my

Goodness wait wait no i teleported through i’m in danger how did he get through what happened he glitched himself through accidentally because he’s still going to try until morning see you guys for today’s outro i’ll be reading oh he survived he did survive but then he didn’t play again for two years

Oh man i thought he was gonna die my romantic poet percy shelley i met a traveler from an auntie clan who said that minecraft hardcore in vr hope you guys enjoyed if you guys want to see the next episode click here yes we do in two

Years i haven’t made it yet in which cases but for us it’s tomorrow i know evidently enough people only clicked there like last week a video entirely which you should still click on i need those views come on come on let’s be real here you don’t have

Anything better to do with your life out of here yeah go ahead click on it oh i mean we’re going to watch the next one you know go on i’ll wait and finally the video that made us start to do this series in the first place the minecraft vr

Experience we’re teleporting two years into the future and unfortunately for the existence of all of the people in the last world particularly the traitor we met i see create new world on the screen so i think that one might have gotten wiped out of the distance so you

Ready let’s go yo what up guys today we’re playing minecraft vr in hardcore mode now if you don’t know what that is that means if you die in the game you die for real so we’re just going to create a new world world that’s not the right description

You die for real you mean like you no babe you don’t understand it’s like a squid games minecraft collab oh my goodness it came together mr beast is the one behind it he’s just yeah that’s the crazy software the ocular thingy it’s got a gun in it and

This is vanilla world all right don’t snitch don’t snitch oh by the way for those of you that wear clothes the limited edition 10 million subscriber merchandise is available for the next six days at technoblade.com buy it while you can i was actually supposed to advertise this last week so then he’d

Have like two weeks to get it but i kind of got owned by real life i’m sorry okay we got we got the king of hearts motif it’s wonderful we got the legendary pink hoodie that people said they would murder me if i didn’t have it in the

Next drop so we listened we got we got hats we’ve also added some not time limited collections which have serious clothes it’s gotta be when it’s a baby zombie do you think there’s baby police officers you have to explain would you wear this shirt in public no

If you’re are you seriously asking me i have i have a baby oh that’s true i’m a father of course i’m not wearing that in public it’s all like technoblade.com that’s a terrible idea you guys would not believe how long i’ve been waiting to play minecraft vr i bought all this equipment

In july and i was telling myself oh my god i’m gonna i’m gonna start a vr series there’s gonna be weekly uploads it’s gonna be a golden age of technoblade content and then god heard me and said wall lmao and here we are march no no it’s april oh my god also

Since we’re in vr this is really easy so a lot of people have been wondering how my arm’s doing so my arm it’s gotten a lot better i can raise my elbow to like my chin and my arm up to my forehead obviously my left arm

How is he gonna do this i have no idea maybe he won’t mind maybe it’ll be very chill like overworld experience yeah this is tech that we’re talking about right i don’t know this seems like not a good idea but i guess what happened did he like lose his old oculus setup or

Something because he said he had to buy new gear i don’t know is this docking and this looks way better like the interface and stuff looks way better doesn’t it you see the bars like on the arm and stuff it makes way more sense so it’s doing pretty well all right we’re gonna

Just gonna we’re just gonna just gonna punch this just just gonna just get just gonna punch this just just gonna punch this all right we’re just gonna we’re just gonna punch this punch yeah yeah it’s not it’s not it’s not break we’re gonna break a break

Along break a log just left hand swing left hand swing all right all right we got we got one oh we’re using the button i have a controller on my button that breaks it we’re using that we got five oak so yeah after four months of physical therapy my right arm

Is it’s all right it’s all right i don’t know if i’m gonna you know i can kind of do you know i keep the elbow like here and then you can because my healthy motion for anybody’s arms let alone if you have cancer in it it’s

The upper arm and shoulder that got on so i can kind of do the swinging motion like this i think it’d be easier if i could just have the sword in my left hand and play left-handed but that there’s just there’s just a lot of there’s a lot of reasons why that does

Not work i tried i tried very hard to get that to work and it just would not because you could you can push minecraft vr just says like sucks to be left yeah you can’t be left-handed you freak of nature who imagined being left-handed losers we’re not going to make an easy

Switch to this no the sword in your left hand and it’ll look like you’re hitting things with your sword and it won’t do any damage because minecraft is sitting here like well who cares if you’re hitting it with your left hand we’re going to do the same damage as whatever

You’re holding in your right hand question what if he switches the controllers but wait if he can hold a sword in his right hand can’t you know what that’s actually brilliant but i feel like that’d be really hard to do like that would mess with your brain wouldn’t it

But if you switch the controllers then it’s like well yeah but then he would see his right hand move when his left hand did it that would be so weird but can he just hold the sword in his right hand and hit whatever it is with his left hand

Because he just said that it registers whatever he says i don’t get what i’m saying but in your right hand you got like got like a stick or something all right it’s terrible i tried to switch into left-handed controls entirely but i’m not built like that all right my brain

My brain wasn’t working all right where are we going so yeah that’s four months of physical therapy i’m told it’ll keep healing for like a few more months i’m told it is going to plateau at some point there is probably an upper limit to the healing i’m going to be honest i

Really don’t care i really don’t care i’m good with this i’m good with this let’s get up here i got some wonderful chunk stuttering in my peripheral vision i love it i love it please vivecraft admins please fix that how do i open my inventory here we go

Craft and table and we get the pickaxe and we get some stone got some nice half slabs here as you see in vanilla minecraft all the time so i’m gonna break this block regularly don’t yeah i actually did a vr series like two three years ago and that’s why i wanted

To do another one because i i ended up dropping the series because i got bored but i was re-watching it vr is so okay well actually why is there iron just chilling there he keeps walking right past it that’s a really oh i don’t know actually maybe you can’t mine iron

With a wooden pickaxe i think you can though you might need stone apr but it’s so much fun for videos because like as a faceless youtuber you don’t really get a lot of you can’t really put so much expression into your into your content i mean you

Got you got creative expression but you know what i mean when you when you have a face cam you’re reacting to things the whole time but when you’re a faceless youtuber somebody make a vr video and you got actual body language you know it’s wonderful it also allows you to

Play minecraft again but have it be like an actual challenge because i don’t want to brag i did not i did not open this correctly i don’t want to brag but regular minecraft is kind of easy peasy when you’re on a mouse and keyboard but now well

It’s like it just makes it harder there’s a variable there when you’re technoblade yeah or you know not us vr controls i am terrible so i plan for this playthrough but since my right arm is still coming i want to be a bowman i’m going to be an

Archer build for this character because with the archer you take the left hand you can point wherever you want and then the right hand just has to go like this and you could shoot it’s wonderful it’s awesome but we need to get a bow we need uh we need spiders we should probably

Probably what time is it what sun oh this one sun mr sun sun is it almost nighttime no oh my god it’s almost bro i got like eight stone i got it we need shelter this is hardcore mode we’re going to get owned by like two skeletons where’s that

Cow at i heard a moo i heard a moo die oh it’s above me i don’t know why it looks so much ruder when you see the cows from behind now i’m not even going to say what the others don’t think it’s not even bad they look like testicles the others look

Like testicles he knows my weakness anything slightly higher than me is out of my reach the idiot it got to the low ground when techno has the low ground it’s all did you see the cows spinning in circles i think it was just you know in shock for its life All right you know we’re going for the crit i don’t know if that works this time you know what no beds for techno accurate time oh first try first try again is that pink sheep oh we’re good at this what’s over here we need shelter we got a nice valley over there

Gonna head through here have i got this set up correctly where’s the floor all right that’s my floor in real life that’s good sometimes i set up vr i get into the game and it like the game the the perspective has me looking like i’m one foot tall it’s crazy and everyone

Likes swimming technoblade said he was 6’3 but i saw i saw his vr video all right he’s tiny it’s night time it’s night time okay okay get over we got to build we got to build a house jogging out of breath swinging my arms for a purely cosmetic effect let’s go we don’t

Even need to build a shack we can just make a little cave in here oh yeah look at this look at this this is beautiful this is beautiful look at how much space we have craft and then we just wait we just lie down in real life we just oh really oh

I just lie down on the floor you would not believe how uncomfortable this is that’s because i’m not in the bed oh god i can’t rest my neck because the headset is on how are you doing oh i got out of it i’m not even in my

Bed i was sleeping on the floor okay i’m surrounded by wires in real life but i’m going to get up without tripping and dying all right it’s gonna happen we just gotta all right all right one foot okay we’re gonna use the hand okay i stepped on a wire but that did not

Break anything i hope i’m gonna get to the end of this and it’s none of it recorded because yeah it’s so much worse we don’t ask questions let’s fight a spider all right here we are this looks nice you know we got a nice got a nice canyon we can make a boat

You can make a boat go rowan oh my god you have to do the rowing motion going over here go up go up no go up no swim swim okay we just hit the space bar like a like a loser we hit the a button on my right controller oh what’s this

Worthless all right place get in the boat and we go this seems so tiring oh you don’t have to do the rolling motion thank you wait can you though oh you can’t oh that’s beautiful oh that’s actually one that’s cool oh it turns okay we got to do it this way then

You got to do it this way do you think vr looks fun or does it look like you’re doing that simulator where you’re trying to do stuff in dreams and it inexplicably just doesn’t work both it kind of i don’t know both at the same time exercises today this counts this

Counts this counts as exercise yeah this is literally the motion they have they have me do a row in motion this counts physical therapy why am i why am i i keep i keep going to the right this is how i play in you know my arms aren’t equally strong no

No please all right we row we row no we don’t this is the ocean this is worthless to me there’s just iron right there i don’t even need a cave let’s go yeah let’s go oh we saw something earlier didn’t we we did he walked right over to fight

Some spiders to get a bow all right that’s just how it works my neck oh my poor neck oh it’s copper no one cares cringe it does like one thing and it’s something you can get from optifine oh is that more iron uh okay you guys have better eyesight than

I do i have regular eyesight issues with the vr all right i’m getting the perfect real life simulation here copper copper flower i am i am a small child i am just kind of pointing and thinking water [Laughter] squid this is better than i can right cave whoa

Now this is going to be on equal ground now up die not even close oh actual food all right how do you eat what oh my god it works it works actually this is how i eat in real life i just unfortunately if you walk unfortunately

If you walked in on somebody doing that they’d just be in an empty room going [Laughter] myself in the face repeatedly with my cooked food oh i got i i want to get partial iron armor i’m going to be just walking like what are you playing blow job simulator oh my goodness

I just want a bow we’re stuck in the in the before bow stage right now and it’s just we just can’t get anything done we’re going to go out there there could be riches but i also hear things that can kind of obliterate me because we’re in hardcore

Mode and i don’t have armor and if i if i even we got to be scared of creepers man they will one hit kill us but there’s no reward without risk we’re going in we’re turning around it is why is it glowing there they are lava all right zombie villager all right

Compared to the last video where he was really like whipping around his right arm i just kind of hurts my heart for his sake of course it stop staring at us man creepy leave us alone are we friends now do we just become best friends

Imagine if you got like a pet zombie you just kind of followed you around he’s like your bodyguard that’d be kind of fun i mean to be fair the zombies do follow you around yeah they just are refreshing when they catch you you wanna hang out you wanna

You wanna you wanna stop stop being a monster and we could be friends we can mine i mean it doesn’t have to be this way why do we have to fight why do we have to continue this chain of violence just because i’m alive and you’re a zombie all right

I mean i i could i could give you food or give him the raw food give him the right what you want oh no whoa whoa no all right what do we get out of this cave that i killed my zombie friend for wait he could have jumped up at any point

Yeah he was just eyeballing why so what do we get we got drip stone we got copper useless i just want iron there was i can actually collect my furnaces what but what is that is this a spider it’s it’s just what’s that hey did you guys see that is that a bug

That spider was that that wasn’t it had the potion effect it was invisible how it was invisible maybe he got into the chest hit the wire of my vr system fine i’ll bring some copper i don’t care i don’t care if it’s just going to lay

Around every oh my god that’s a lot of gravel actually we actually need gravel for arrows this is great wow getting some flint copper don’t mind if i do all right we’re going to find some chicken we’re going to make arrows and we’re gonna be an awesome archer all right sagittarius

It’s a bit more difficult but it’s a skill that can be mastered all right i’m so sick of copper oh iron i gotta get that iron okay legit the the vr where is the vr wire okay it’s here i’m drowning i just don’t want it i don’t want to

Trip over it i had i bought panicked i’m drowning ever okay i’m drowning i’m drowning fire sounded like a guided meditation right on top of my headset and it doesn’t work it doesn’t work at all all right my my setup is extremely scuffed my microphone is actually oh no no no

No no no we leave we don’t we don’t look back okay i’m actually sitting down in a chair right now as you can see i have become shorter we’re going to get out our crafting table here oh here we go hey here we go boys we made it

We own a bow and they’re sure so we can’t even use it do inventory ooh lapis i don’t think i have an iron pickaxe right now so that that’s not even useful to me dude there’s going to be iron down here in a really awkward to reach area oh my

God oh hey i was right i hated it i hate being correct we’re gonna swim down there place the door and then we’re gonna use the door to create a water pocket which will allow us to breathe and mine oh my god there’s so much down here why do i hear a zombie

This is underwater i should be safe what’s working well there’s the drowned zombies oh my god there’s so much iron why was i going in caves when i could just swim the zombies go in the water all the time when i fight oh yeah me too and there’s the underwater zombies all

Right and then we’re gonna break this door parts of the caribbean and we swim we swim out of here go that was a badass way to get rid of that swim to freedom i can’t make the swimming motion but it’s okay we have our oh wait no no no okay oh

Always paddle right that was close but we just got a ton of iron out of that that was awesome oh my god why is every why is every cave awesome here all right 15 iron all right wow that’s like now we’re rich we row all right this is ill-advised i

Am going to fight the fish this is easy food i don’t know is it though it’s not going so easy what i’ve never tried to do this ever i’ve done it on pc it’s not that hard on pc first try hey this time though dead dead

I think he’s just like they’re too far away dead all right see see that’s what we call learning all right don’t make fun of me all right i kind of enjoyed this like aquatic techno mode i like it it’s different he’s a river pig um chickens

And go up and down the river and that’s his home it’s just a barge that’d be that’d be really fun i wonder if you could make a bigger boat right here like noah’s ark this is our lucky sheep this playthrough is going to go great

That’s cute why is it pink oh right i killed your family but i left you alive aren’t you grateful no it’s going to come back and kill him in 20 years when it’s growing up nice all that work and we got 20 arrows all right that’s fine that’s fine check this

Out that’s the biggest this is how you wait in vr uh-oh use the left eye and now we just got to get really good at this pink sheep pink sheep hey pink sheep here where’d he go pink sheep hey check this out it’s pink it’s not just my imagination it really is pink

I’m a bow god i’m going to hit the crafting table get the aim slightly higher yo pink shape you weren’t you weren’t even looking all right you don’t screw the sheep it doesn’t count i don’t care we’re getting our arrows back all right they took it took too much

Work to craft gonna get over to this nice little safe island and we’re gonna build a nice little shack for ourselves have you ever seen that biome have you no that’s really cool what is it those are like evergreen trees but they’re fall colored evergreen

Trees can we add that one to irl that looks so beautiful right here oh those are purple trees what the hell is this this is gorgeous don’t mind if i do i keep thinking that’s the mountain from demon slayer stephanie what is that what is we can start a potato farm we’re gonna

Make ourselves a home we’re just gonna what a great glitch i’m gonna use that forever i’m still salty that barge home isn’t becoming a thing i’m just gonna go like this that’s a pretty small home i was getting greedy and i always forget to leave room for

This oh my god i’m just such an architect i’m such an architect 11 more blocks oh beautiful our home is fine it’s not small it’s coming the glitch it’s driving cozy i feel like my eyes twitch and they cost 500 000 in california the thing is that’s not even a joke

Especially if it was that lovely beachfront property with that much land around it it probably if anything it’s like way more than he’s saying right all these resources especially with the cost of lumber these days goodness gracious he made it all would have we just did

Full boomer you and i went full boomer moment we’re like yeah the economy right we can make bread but yeah and we can make chicken and everything’s working out you never have to leave your house right my hat my hat you see his hands look look at me so

Look at you i’m beautiful oh my god oh i’m such a i’m such a perfect handsome boy and some steak that’s what they were saying when they said put your hands in the air and hold those pop songs like think about seven years ago we got a

Decent amount of food here what are we making with the iron well first i need a shirt all right gotta get the chest plate so i don’t get owned by the first monster honestly i kind of want to make pants but you know you need an iron pickaxe

In case we find some uh i should probably make an axe except i can’t because i’m out of i’m out of wood that’s awkward wait wait we got fuel and iron axe we’re just going to we’re just going to lie down this is never worth it all right

Good night everyone i’m going to end the episode here i hope you all enjoyed that was fun see you guys super immersive i think it’s it’s like more fun watching somebody not be great at it yeah weirdly it’s it’s fun watching techno be god gamer but since

We’ve watched techno be god gamer yeah beginner yeah techno beginner now oh man I hope his arm’s okay i feel like we wouldn’t have noticed if we hadn’t just watched the other ones but he was a lot more uh like quick and the other one so i hope his physical therapy keeps on improving i know i feel better knowing that he’s going through

Physical therapy that has some of these movements in it i’m sure he ran it by his doctor it would be so you’re sure of that you’re actually sure of that because yeah i was like are you for reals or are you just like this is one

Of the stages of grief guys again it’s called bargaining style denial yeah denial oh my goodness but they intro yeah yeah we’ll catch you guys but we’ll catch you guys next time we love you subscribe down below for videos and let us know what other videos you

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