Normies React To Technoblade’s SMP Earth EMPIRE

What is up beautiful people internet i’m wesley i’m stephanie and this is wes and today guys we are reacting to another technoblade video i am excited for the legendary pig of minecraft smp earth yeah empire begins i’m very excited we’ve just heard the tiniest little bit about this from evan

Um mc gaming’s legend of technoblade video so i’m super stoked to check this out this is normy’s react that means we don’t know anything so we’re gonna ask questions okay don’t judge us what is smp earth smp earth is a minecraft server for live streamers taking place on a one to three thousand

Scale map of the planet earth also there’s planes wait one to three thousand okay so that’s so cool so it’s to scale that’s amazing also do you appreciate that you’re like we’re gonna ask questions we don’t know what it is and technoblades that are like okay normies i see you i got you

I’m the legendary pig god i predicted you would be doing this so i gave you answers already preemptively quest it’s a long process i’m thinking it’ll take me at least two maybe three hours to completely subjugate this planet i have an entire route to victory

All right we are going to be forming the antarctic empire and then we’re going to slowly expand and ruin everyone’s life within a week it’s gonna happen we get to go to a continent all right we’re going to africa that’s the first step to any world domination plan we’re stealing resources from

Africa i don’t know how immediately i should go for diamonds i want food where’s the food at oh hey free wheat this counts as food huh this is so beautiful is it supposed to be broken or something checking the map it always blows my mind how enormous

Africa is and how diverse it is like it’s got jungle it’s got the sahara desert it’s got other deserts it’s got mountains it’s got you know it’s and in my mind it’s just like desert because that’s how the movies purchased because they only ever show like such they either

Show deserts or they show like sahara right like planes or very very dry planes but it’s crazy it’s so beautiful who’s this jam attack who that oh wait wait wait wait wait wait we’re headed to the volcano boys the nether is actually disabled because that doesn’t make any sense in

The context of planet earth but they have nether biomes in places like volcanoes there’s not i think there’s four of them that i could see from the satellite map imagery so we’re going to be going there but when they opened up the in-game chat in discord a few days ago i was the

First message and i just said dibs on the planet i can’t believe he just did that i’m gonna go down here for some resources we’re getting some iron i’m hoping to find some diamonds while i’m still in africa because i’m so curious did they because there’s different biomes in minecraft which are like

They have planes they’ve got forest they’ve got desert in minecraft and a bunch of other ones as well did they like kind of take the topography of a general region and match it to the biome because that is crazy if they did i don’t know but this is really cool also

I love that techno is doing this because i feel like he’s just throwing in historical references and i love it evelyn is going to be a pain i gotta explore man first person to find a volcano there’s totally a volcano here and i can’t i can barely see

Any of it wrong but name it my people that is a lot of skeletons what is this oh oh that’s a creeper what is this wait they don’t have the pigmen how do you know have you been to africa just saying all i’m saying is we didn’t

Do the nether because it’s like oh that’s hell there’s no portal to hell in the world that we know of maybe there is i don’t know but there sounds like zombie pigmen why are these zombie pigmen just roaming around rally they’re not rallying to my cars they’re beating me up

What did i do how am i supposed to fight this splendid they have an army brother why brother you won’t even look me in the aisle i want the juicy resources of the volcano but i also want to live oh go go there’s zombies and sentient skeletons

Go go go so still minecraft baby go go creepers go go go you know what i do firmly believe there is a spider that that’s big and could kill people in south america africa or australia definitely like i firmly believe there’s a spider the size of a husky for sure

Somewhere in the world like that’s real that’s actually my face out of my face out of my face this is stressful this is stressful oh oh it’s almost dead please creeper please it’s africa so they’re supposed to be boosted diamond chances all right sick let’s get some time oh this is the this

Is the volcano this is danger zone but i see glowstone and i want it you all don’t mind if i just just sort of yoink i got enough coolstone dust to not make glowstone pogs in the chat Oh yes send that achievement in the chat point two seconds after i get diamonds tommy’s in my dms Hey techno i haven’t seen you in a while it’s your friend from high school okay we weren’t friends okay i picked on you but you’re really successful now so like can i have your diamonds what’s up my best friend i see some gold i see a lot of gold bro

Bro the resource there’s so many resources that is crazy it’s hard to steal all of them but i must take all the resources i can because we’re going to be living in antarctica i don’t think that’s a place that’s big on natural resources so when are we making nukes

I’m not sure you’ve got water thanks babe they got plenty of water i’m just saying oh it’s great we can go we can leave now i don’t want to be here anymore it’s a fine continent and i’ll be back to conquer it later but for now we’re moving on

To better things all right here’s the plan we want to go south of africa and then we can cut dramatic and get to australia and then we can go around and why is that chip chip you’re an admin you can’t have antarctica no this is it we’re at the coast

So pretty calls dibs on africa there we go the records are clear i own this continent now the dibs have been placed in here virtually as flag the flag of minecraft that’s true that is basically a flag it’s the historical evidence oh this is your country but do you have a flag

And now we ride for all australia it’s our country madagascar we’re going around no one carries madagascar you’ve ruined too many of my plague inc games it’s skipped why are you laughing have you played plug inc no do you want to meet alex the the lion oh okay i arrived in australia

And headed south to antarctica map revealed a new problem i was being followed meanwhile a member of the server was messaging me on discord oh it’s ice oh it’s ice we’re on the mainland we’re here in antarctica that’s so cool it’s like a hill and everything wait is that the is that the

Ice wall at the end of the flat earth because this is this is accurate to the way the world actually is right so they coded a it’s rectangular there’s an ice wall it’s really pretty it just keeps going up it’s a mountain we found it boys we found the stronghold world domination

Fortress of solitude yes a more interesting part of this stronghold what’s this over here it’s like possible it’s just a couple of random structures just placed around randomly fills uh let’s get hey phil there we go phil there is a person like 20 blocks away from us

Is he not alice no i don’t know who this is let’s murder him i can make a diamond sword if we’re quick enough let’s just get there’s two of us just stab him just stab him i’m going to stop let’s go get him he’s like i just wanted to be friends

What if they just wanted to be batman followed me for 12 years are you serious instantly annihilated i was gonna give you steak i wasn’t gonna do it well i have the steak now so delivery is successful like well if you’re uh actually a loyal minion you would gladly give your life

For the cause so i don’t get why you’re upset by this in the end you died but i got what you wanted to give me you’re still my peon so get over it your death didn’t matter he’s basically the delivery man for antarctica right and the delivery costs

Instead of using gas it was literally just his like a life force right empire starts today boys i can’t believe you have a stronghold there jesus yeah come on phil let’s explore everyone’s saying spifey is on the way true spiffy alert in my chat right now let me see

Ah why are there so many people in antarctica i just want to claim a measly continent and i gotta do all this conflict already what is this is this is that elevation level like one of those typography maps you know is that what those rings are saying

And i think it’s at the south pole i don’t know and it belongs to us let me put the ceremony dibs i mean i think it counts that’s how it would be official We’re getting bombed who invited the [ __ ] wright brothers what is this we out here in iron armor this man’s already gone to world war two levels of technology he jumped a few ages he just rammed us get him get him so hot what the heck get him you can attack a plane

I didn’t even know you could make a plane i thought we had him i i think he got out of there man we almost killed him [Laughter] he’s gone people tell him he’s gone he failed did they create this wait there’s rails down here i think there’s

I think there’s some structure we need to excavate all right we should uh we should make a food source admins build this that’s what i want to know if so what was their source for there being like an underground base in antarctica because it’s real wesley there’s that’s really down there

And then on in arctic brought some saplings transformers i never watched that i got a bunch of steak from um from jam do you want some steak i like some steak one tree at the south pole oh yes oh the taste of victory is spiffy’s apparently circling us right now

Right back for more he got out he ran up he must have ran out of fuel i’m going down i’m gonna kill this man time for you to die uh i see you didn’t need any help at all just yoink his plane man oh they have a plane now

Oh there’s rails and everything we could just make a mine cart oh we should not make a minecart is it bad this is a drop oh all right we i seem to have found the remaining cave paintings of an ancient meme like civilization oh my god look at this place dude

I’m gonna change our faction home to be in this little why did the chest not come the chest don’t combine all right well f set home the two of us descended into the antarctic depths to see what resources like hidden there spoiler alert there was ice seemed to be

Barren offering little more than cryptic paintings until i stumbled across one hidden room guys we own the moon we own the moon one eyes i found the button we can get plus five points guys after taking over the stronghold we recruited voice over pete into our faction and had

A diplomatic meeting with fit mc the king of florida hey you wanna ally after this florida’s pretty far away i feel like we could work together absolutely i think that would be an excellent mutually beneficial partnership that’s the most articulate floridian i’ve ever met yes florida man um did you see in the

Chat said the german empire like oh whoa whoa who’s playing the german empire that’s a brave Immensely it’s so much more there’s so much more to it than i thought i thought it was just like a three to one replica but it’s crazy the amount of detail they put in all the crazy uh stuff the admins like built themselves is nuts brilliant i wonder

How much work and how many like man hours and how many people did it you know that’s really as soon as you guys will get here we’ll begin the trial so there we were a week after s p earth began being put on trial in front of the entire server

You’re probably wondering how we got into this i am well i’ll tell you but first techno youtube’s techno and why is wilbur the judge why is this technoblade like it as the french prince of bel-air yeah i’ve been working with the youtubes guys still designing this technoblade figurine like a

Like a real life thing but it’s not a big deal or anything chuck no youtubes these will go on sale on december 27th 3 p.m est and they’ll be available for 29.99 with free worldwide shipping but while we’re waiting we’ll be giving away three techno u2s

For free if you’d like a chance to win just go to technology.youtube.com i liked how much they look so much that i like i’m watching the app like retweeting my tweet joining the youtube chances to win and flex your own techno yotos okay back to the video

It had been a bad week for the antarctic empire antarctica had turned out to be a barren land of almost no resources no trees no food i even spent 45 minutes transporting a chicken across the globe only to discover that you can’t even spawn passive mobs in strongholds so a

Chicken farm was impossible thanks for nothing alfred but i refuse to give up on my plans for world domination having three players our faction had the power to claim three thousand chunks of land which wasn’t even close to enough to claim all of antarctica much less the world but the server map

Had a little-known feature autofill if you only claimed the perimeter of your territory the map would market all azure land exponentially decrease in the amount of power you need to spend according to my calculations if i was an admin making a game i would be like

So pissed off and so happy to see how techno came up with ways to exploit it i know like he must people like technoblade must be how like billionaires don’t pay taxes yeah like seriously right i don’t want like no matter what doesn’t need to pay taxes he’s probably

Found all the loopholes oh techno yeah techno probably lives in like antarctica this is probably him just role playing as him irl right push this feature to its absolute limit we just barely have enough but it have to go perfectly and so the day of reckoning began

Phyllis said he was working on something over here what is this my puny hypixel brain cannot understand there’s no sugar cane there and it’s it’s making sugar cane ah this is witchcraft i i’m just not gonna ask glad that man’s on my side oh i’m gonna head to africa so we can get

Some cobblestone oh so apparently like fills up some people have been telling me he’s like an absolute beast and legend too okay he’s just way more like chill okay and stuff but he’s just like an absolute beast crazy stuff yeah yeah like they might i think uh evan might be working on a

Legend of filza oh really yeah yeah well dessert oh wait it’s no uh oh he’s destroying me i was about to say oh let’s have a race and then you just like go into you’re going to render distance in like two seconds i got flexed on

It wasn’t even close bruh i could i could overtake you like i could laugh you hold on let me the disrespect wow I feel so fast when you’re not there oh my self-confidence is bad look at that look chat i’m not that bad i’m zooming up hello the good thing about the thing you’ve got is that you have a lot of time to like type and alt tab if you want to because it you

Descend so slow and the first one pretty quick this isn’t this is a flex isn’t it well you know on the bright side it takes so long to get to your destination you can really read a lot of your chat you can really get that connection with yourself just think really

Don’t get that without many opportunities to engage with the community right right it’s like saying your car is so slow that you get more bonding time with your level yeah from one point to another that’s fine because you just instantly teleport to your location that’s why i still use the slow plate

From time to time if i’m going somewhere and i just need to like yeah that’s why i’m using a slow play now it’s because i love my viewers get it time to think all right we got this techno boat all right we’re going to ruin the server

They’re going to log on today and be like what did you guys do on a thanksgiving weekend yeah that’s why we waited until today because you know we wanted them to be thankful for their land before we took all of it before we took all of it it’s a black friday

Like filsa and techno explaining to their family who are like waiting for them and they can do it oh hold up hold up fam i’m just in the middle of using game theory and exploits to steal i i adore to come yeah just give me one second sail on the earth

Yeah for reals like it would take okay here’s my power points 100 off add to cart all right you’re gonna have to speed craft some doors so we survived oh you got a notch apple i don’t log this is what i have on me i have 16 or maybe 26 i think

In the chess chat we choose good allies we choose good allies check all right this is going to be our landing press i’m extra impressed we’re gonna dodge iceland go under greenland and why why does ant venom need that why does he need that land look how

Quickly the world is getting taken over too did you see all the green areas where it’s just like taking over do you think god has an admin screen yeah do you think god can view the world map and like territories being claimed like that yeah that’s what god said he like made adam

And eve and he’s like whoa these humans are spreading i’m gonna slash f unclaim all we have no land now let’s make this quick all right godspeed brother all right i’m sorry you’re gonna have to leave we’re busy taking over the world that’s a lot of people will declare warn

You i can tell you that right now well where are they i think we ever think of that we can’t break the chain at any point or our plan will fail you’re skipping chunks we’re not skipping chunks right guys you’re actually skipping chunks you’re only claiming every third chunk

Oh this is this is garbage oh kill phil we gotta go back let’s go back our plane was too fast you made it [Applause] attempt v2 uh the admin has messaged me through console if you try and claim the whole world i will literally delete frozen too bill we gotta do it now and vince realized that his plan just backfired you’re ready to go don’t say check them out see if there’s technology

That’s not a threat i thought would work particularly well but maybe he’s really into frozen it’s a great movie no no he will delete it if he claims the whole world all right oh it’s a is it no he’s saying don’t do it or i’ll delete frozen

Like it’s a threat i mean it’s not a threat that apparently works particularly well either but i’m just saying all right here we go here we go chat we’re doing it something else f3 plus g do it shows you the bonus of the chunks is actually useful it also

Helps us prevent from drifting out of them i can’t wait to claim the the whole world and tell everyone to hippity-hoppity get off my property yes oh the admin’s on me apparently that’s what they’re saying from the map yeah there’s josh josh stop i know you’re listening stop it’ll be

Funny yeah it’ll be funny josh come on buddy josh you’ll be cool josh where am i oh this is all very nice this is australia i was gonna say this is not new zealand this is huge see chat i’ve planned this out all right i did

The math i think we can not hit new zealand just barely scrape past it i planned this to fit my plane disappeared is that the admin that’s the admin solving the issue uh uh oh i got a boat at least i’m gonna turn off auto claim that’s not fair

They call it an issue the admins are like no we can’t let him take advantage of this exploit and claim the whole i think it would have been funnier to let him take advantage of it and then like and then reset it it’s like god dropping the flood or something

Like let techno claim the whole world let him be a dictator for like five hours they just hardly said everything yeah yeah that’s way more fun yeah let him pull it out to land because i’m not swimming honestly you know what we’re doing a chat f auto claim on we’re swimming

The rest of the world let’s go admins are logging in on a panic when they start getting messages they’re realizing what we’re gonna do and they instantly realize wait that’ll actually work alice is trying to put a spanner in our works right now he’s on my claim huh what’s he doing blaming it

I think he’s claiming my claim arless don’t be a boomer i’m doing what the admins can’t do i’m taking you down techno plane harlow stop still playing the stop carlos you can join us come on don’t do this to me did you say you can join uh don’t use Invite me to your antarctic empire okay have you ever played the game paper dot io two no it’s an app it’s the one where you like draw territories in a big map i feel like they’re doing that yeah that’s why i was looking at my

Phone i was like what the hell is the name of that app yeah it’s like they’re doing that yeah for the whole world the crack i’ve made in your wall all right i i respect the mercenary side of you all this just my plan gave me yesterday that’s

What you know that’s that’s what he pushed me over you know i gave him a thousand bits and now he’s there now somebody gives me two thousand bits i gotta i gotta leave again you know you can defect tomorrow but today world conquest come on come on yes it’ll be funny

All right well we have a water come on we’ll be funny the slogan of the greatest dictator of our time ah come on it’ll be funny the edmonds changed our power they changed our power we have negative 5 000 power [Laughter] wow we’re claiming without power

The admins are abusing and it’s not even working can we just temporary yeah dude this is going to be no they’re going to let this happen forever it’ll be fine this is gaming can we just rename smp earth at least smp tech no blade all right oh

We can churn i’m headed north i’m heading towards you phil we just have to connect oh i see the land in brazil he did it on stream right so someone has to know how long did it take where did you guys there on this stream because that would be so sick so far

The perimeter was mostly complete and we flew back to patch the few remaining holes so that it would autofill we also took a brief detour to convince the admins that this wouldn’t actually delete everyone’s faction data because they really wanted to ban us tell me the coordinates of the diagonal

Um it is watching frozen two thousands uh seventy four hundred seventy five hundred cha t minus twenty seconds before world domination is complete diagonal spotted uh i think this is a fly higher i need to fly higher ah i feel like he’s a cartoon we got it [Applause] everyone’s logging in look at the trolling oh no i think i think maybe they just got notified that their territory was lost oh that’s probably why i don’t know empire is happening in the north france as we speak if you wish wilbur added everybody up

In the discord the trial yeah i’m seeing i’m seeing a lot of people that seem to be in our territory right now uh hippity-hoppity get off my property well said uh wilbur’s not in it wilbur good guy wilbur he’s not interrupted everyone else got to pay tax though and

So wilbur called to order what would later become known as the san malo trials did i get that pronunciation right french people did i did i i don’t care get out of here oh there is a lot of authority and prestige in this matter oh we can we can host a whole

Middle school musical here oh my god i got fallen kingdom ready to play it’s like that peace off to everyone that’s here i’m sure you’ve all aware of the dynmat and its current form if we could all just have a look on map.snpearth.com beautiful the um antarctic empire owns quite a lot

I’d say yes a good a good 70 percent of the earth’s surface now i left a bunch of the ocean it’s fine this isn’t against any server rule this isn’t against anything at all this is completely within their rights but i’m happy to say it probably is a war crime

Objection which which crime has been committed you’ve just invaded every single country on the map uh it appears that they got a war crime i feel like invasion isn’t a war crime because sure was a war crime i think a war crime like oh if a war crime evasion being a war

Crime would mean that war is a war crime but if war is a war crime then there’s no war crimes because it’s just a crime yeah right you confuse me but i agree with you actually illegally put their countries within my borders technically uh technology would you like

To begin your defense if you’d like to just just tell us why you don’t why you think you’re not the traitorous pig that your skin suggests you are oh oh i’m feeling a bit of racial profiling here in my defense uh no rules were broken at any point

Therefore i’m not a criminal and also you’re all on my land this is very rude i did not give you permission i’m gonna have to tax all of you to be here a couple diamonds my defense is um i was strong-armed into this by technoblade he said i am not gonna take iceland

My residence might i add he said i’m not gonna take iceland and he did he did take iceland oh wow if you look on the map if you currently look on the map there is no transatlantic to be found on the map that’s because you disbanded it

And i i was afraid that if um if if mr tecno mr blade if you would want to call him that i was afraid that he was going to take my land from me so i acted irrationally and i tried to protect my country oh you just guillotine me bro i’m done

Melissa oh it’s fair enough so i will offer you this right please turn the weather out are you willing to double techno’s sentence as you you’re putting all the blame onto him are you willing to double his sentence at the cost of you no longer being you

Know no longer being on trial right now how how is that what what is this yeah okay alice you can you can join the jury check thanks thank you for throwing your allies under the bus yeah He’s descended to the mortal plane to favor us would you like to take a seat i knew it was a good idea getting this guy on that i thought he was already so old that he ascended you fools we have the main character so jury uh i want to get some statements from

The jury specifically with their head off with their head i’m not going to act as judge jury and executioner just judge an executioner here okay thanks what i’m thinking is technoblade i will let you off the hook if you completely disband the antarctic empire right now right here

Open up the entire antarctic end portal and you are not allowed to create another antarctic faction or own antarctica or actually any land beyond like eight chunks for i don’t know let’s say a week this feels a little bit one-sided what crime am i being forgiven of

Exactly pete i will extend that offer to you as well oh a we’re good no no i like it i’d like to hear feedback on that if that’s all right listen listen wilbur you might be able to convince arliss to betray us because he’s been in our faction for like a good

30 minutes but the rest of us are brothers forged in blood all right see we’ve gone through everything together you can’t convince us to backstab all right this is true friendship that’s just can i get it yes are you gonna disband the antarctic empire

No can we get just a noise vote here uh who votes who votes and that’s how the u.s election okay anybody provided we let them off the hook as long as they unclaim one got a satellite that measures decibels in space and whichever one led measures louder is what wouldn’t say

No kill them no don’t get out of here in favor of just of just me shooting them with a crossbow oh yeah that works awesome as well as all the other things i mean honestly they did not break any rules so i would just let them off the hook if they just

Unclaim all the land exactly you’re all boomers okay but there needs to be a condition to say that they won’t do this again and that people won’t do this again may i may i say something may i say something quickly who is who’s watching family guy in the background

The copyright trial is next watching big bang theory funny moments oh my god [Laughter] what’s the gun troll right now technoblade what are you willing to do what’s your compromise here all right you know i i’m a just man all right i’ll give you guys yours your six land continents back in exchange

For some money from pete he has fair this is just risk that’s how they did uh that’s how they did war back in the day they would like invade france take some of it over and be like you pay us taxes and then we’ll go back have your land i

Feel like this is fair grouped you into this as well you two can now really want to disrespect yourself from techno babe right now i will let you step away and and distance yourself from him honestly wilbur i am proud to stand side by side with phil and techno

You you the level of friendship to the galaxy this is a bro moment up here i feel like it gently says to the gallows i just want to say this i just want to say that this server it may have only been open for like for

Like a week but with you two guys this has been the happiest week of my life thanks all right bro hug bro bro hug everyone and so the son milo trials came to an end with us giving back the six consonants mostly because i needed that power back to claim our

Actual base we didn’t actually even own the six continents we just made the website look dumb entirely worth it no regrets after the trial the members came together and agreed upon a new set of laws for the server and thus the techno blade law came to pass

Wait no writing with borders no artwork no taking the whole world okay yeah okay well that does that mean you can take all of the world except for like one square and you’re good though and that’s victory first person to leak the ip gets their kneecaps imagine that you’re like the person who

Owns that one square that technically makes it someone didn’t take the whole world do you feel like a winner or a loser in that scenario i feel like but i’m the only one who has their own sovereign empire that’s kind of dope right it’s like for the first person

Absolutely no taking over the world well i suppose there was one other thing wilbur soot has declared war on the antarctic fine i’ll come raid will brazil has declared neutrality with the eu all right quick donate technoblade wasn’t that trial kind of rigged yeah but it’s role-playing they’re not

Actually boomers don’t worry about it second question technoblade where do i find the vods of your past livestreams excellent question well you see you can find them in the past live streams playlist that is a playlist that exists you can find my past livestream playlist under my created playlist or

Alternatively it’s just been straight up on the other one here watching my channel this is your entire time it’s right under uploads it’s been right here how can nobody find this there we go yeah that was great and the i’m going to is there more at the end there’s more

Okay we can we’ll let it keep riding but yeah there’s more to snp earth and so like i don’t really know where we go from here because that kind of feels like a conclusion to an arc right yeah the s p earth keeps going but i feel like i have no idea where

He fights wars i’m guessing and by that he means he goes after the son melo trials the antarctic empire turned its focus to develop in a secondary base of operations in the west beginning the construction of a massive temple meanwhile beautiful voiceover began building a vast antarctic bridge to connect our growing empire

We had no idea how quickly war would be upon us i called the war these are so cool thank you thank you for that game of thrones outro song [Laughter] that was great that’s the one way to get over him copyright strikes yeah just singing yourself so like like it wasn’t necessarily bad

But it was like fun back you know just do that and you you you’ll be a winner imagine like dream because he uses a lot of like cinematic style music just was doing it himself [Laughter] Techno youtube i still there is a strange man from a far away land coming to a murderer associates i refuse to bow to tyranny i stand with you that’s a bit dramatic it’s just it’s just some dude i will not have tyranny on my land in my home i will not stand

For this i’m helping i was helping well with something and i just saw tommy on his way out phil i i think someone’s coming to assassinate you specifically wait for us phil quick put down a mine cart we can catch up to him incredible speed this is kind of sick that’s

Part is like tommy’s like oh there’s conflict going on and it doesn’t mean whatsoever i can’t have that there’s no way there can be a conflict without me like i have to jump in this bad boy how long did it take them to make this bridge this is insane

We’re want to do this in real life too oh is he going to hit him we should have a bridge to antarctica in real life just spanning the oceans all the way let’s go where would people sail they can’t sail like one of those bridges like that oh now i only needed one

All right guys i got the plan pete come with me phil you’re our backup all right i’m gonna place that there and then you get ready to launch when i say so uh he’s built a blockade i think our plan’s been countered pete get ready to launch go go go go go

Whoa go go walk the bridge tell me some epic lines that he just wants to deliver but nope tommy’s like rehearsing it’s weird here seeing tommy without a face cam yeah yeah isn’t it well tell pal [Laughter] he’s gone that man you never stood [ __ ] he did it well man he killed that

Boy didn’t even have durability that is how inconsequential this raid was uh jesus christ pete oh god he’s acquired a thirst for blood that polar bear has been staring at me funny all day damn on the way back on the check no no i have a question once the cart starts

It doesn’t stop so like it’s his destination so like when techno rode by he’s like damn it now i gotta go all the way to north or south america and back again it’s like chest plate has fire protection one unbreakable oh my fire for guys oh we just killed some homeless guy

What have we done repair our bridge what did he do oh did he tnt it Is this an act of war i think it’s clearly an act of war he was told repeatedly uh when he shot the polar bear you would think that he has p-e-t in his name so he would have a lot of things in common with p-e-t-a

Peta but he shot a polar bear so cte is not aligned with p-e-t-a oh my gosh with animals right oh i’m getting in the boat oh i’m rowing in this direction pete get in the boat attack he’s on the run row faster peak eventually pete this is the strat oh

He’s out of there he’s out of there the battle was over and in my free time i annexed south africa oh my chat wasn’t satisfied they wanted blood i decided to approach another renowned bridge builder for help all right what’s our plan wilbur how are we going to ruin his life because my

Chat demands blood so he damaged your big ol your big old bridge through uh yeah yeah but here’s the thing uh something he probably wouldn’t want you to know is that he’s currently under construction of a bridge right now oh snap he’s he’s been building one for a while through asia

An eye for an eye you say i say an eye for an eye i traveled to newfoundland and picked up wilbur we were also joined by charlie the leader of k-pop that that that’s what he calls his country may have there’s a lot of support for that actually

Bring it over annex us please k-pop great fashion and music living in a glass house he’s throwing stones he’s got his own bridge that he loves more than anything i see wilbur’s motivation because wilbur spent his entire life building a bridge and now that bridges are being threatened

The bridge bros gotta work together the bridge alliance oh this is the way it goes so fast that the world can’t even possibly below it it’s like like a supersonic or whatever the sound doesn’t get no this is the bridge you see this oh this is tommy’s bridge

Down there see right down there see that sheep oh yeah the black sheep yeah is that tommy is tommy the black sheep oh you can’t let you remember when i’ve still got it dude we got the plane we got the air support oh it’s charlie oh wait i didn’t bring my guns

Oh it’s fine i’ve got a gun in my hand we gotta stand up he’s going in he’s going in don’t get hit don’t get hit whoa get him oh he was getting a little bit oh i got knocked off how do i i couldn’t get to him

If you die do you lose your country oh that’s a good question what happens if you die in s p earth and that’s never covered yeah you can’t hurt business bay tommy in it in their own territory unless you declare all the enemies you can’t fight him in his own land f

Enemy f enemy there’s literally zero threat this man can do nothing to me i’m knocking him to you yeah yeah oh look oh look at him he’s going to kill me dude i can’t get he’s knocking him to charlie i really wanted to kill him with this

Sword this is my this is the ultimate sword oh you i’m a big fan of bridges tommy and you went ahead you went ahead and and damaged antarctic empire’s biggest bridge that they’re making i think it’s only fair that until you agree to secede from cuban squad and to also sign peace

Treaties with both me and the antarctic empire and k-pop we’re gonna slowly dismantle your bridge okay so that’s minute one so let’s just get rid of that there we go that’s that’s one an entire powered rail we’re just going to slowly knock away the right trade me wilbur i did not you’ve been

Trying to underweight techno this is not to do with you this is a battle of honor he’s like okay techno whip my ass is he gonna lose despite i guess he has a weaker sword again that is right it’s kind of fun though yeah charlie come on you’re human squad too man

Have you ever watched kids taekwondo matches they just like run up to each other and they just both kick each other at the same time it’s so exciting to watch i’m having fun weirdly too again human squad will happily take your peace treaty now uh vocally or oh he’s coming back should

We get like a book and quill to cement these terms why me why why are you i’m not even oh my god i don’t think it’s going to work out for him that’s the spirit wilbur i keep that in minecraft monday stomach get him the baby zombie it’s still a two feet

He’s on the bridge he’s going somewhere did tommy just dip is he out of there he’s he he got on his train he’s got oh i found a brown mushroom is that what they say he’s going to wilbur dude tommy’s going all the way to the americas man

I think he’s going after your base wilbur oh what’s he going to do at my base i sure do hope we don’t have a meanie faster he has uh he has a history of breaking bridges i’m just saying wait oh my gosh the plane turned out

How far does this bridge go does this bridge go to the profession is that is that pirates of the caribbean music he’s singing right there or is that gladiator it’s got to be right what do you guys think i think it does oh there he is

Can we land in front of him no no no no no no zoom in just get up ahead of him just break the bridge break the bridge up ahead of him with the plane oh that’s so funny can he stop told me listen tommy listen wait please please wait

Listen wherever you are i am listening you aren’t listening this is your final warning tommy we’ve written up a treaty for you are you gonna sign it turn around and go back to business space in your car go back to bed i have a question could you build the bridge

Under the ocean how deep is the ocean oh that’s that’s a really good question i assume there’s a bottom right is it scaled topographically to how the depth of the actual ocean because that would be so cool yeah actually the meridian trench real thing in the game yeah

They they didn’t build anything down there because we don’t know what’s down there yeah citulu probably dlc where it’s like we don’t antarctica they knew that was down there they probably know it’s in the morning oh yeah they knew the ice wall was there surrounding the flat earth so i think we’re

Yeah he’s under arrest this is soft disclosure from the government they’re putting there’s ufos in this and like cures for everything zombies yeah ends up zombies yeah you are not touching newfoundland our terms are negotiable we’re not just gonna we’re not gonna force you to sign something without your approval

Let me just let me just quickly repair the bridge he’s not heading back he just got on his plane he’s going to newfoundland tommy take no plane i feel like wilbur’s energy is like when you mess with your sibling too much and then you know they’re going to tell

You yo we got to go man they’re going to mom he’s going on a bloody mission all right you be my navigator there is so so you mean well we obviously can’t you refuse you’re just getting in planes and flying away i gave me down i just imagine that high level

Negotiations between world leaders go something like that right no you hurt my feelings dude i can’t trust you it’s a slightly nicer or not nicer but like fancier way it’s like an among us game but just among like world leaders with the nuclear option and then we’ll sort in terms of

Agreement for a peace treaty and then you said okay and got on a plane flying to newfoundland fine i’ll head back i’ll head back on the way back tommy tried to justify his attempted assassination of phil’s hit man i just tried to get you’re a master you’re a Attempted murder is not murder no no how can you blame someone for a crime they didn’t commit well it’s a term attempted yeah attempted murder is a crime [Laughter] no it’s not what do you want out of this peace deal tommy thousand-yard stare you are he’s he’s just staring at me

He’s got a sword get yourself strapped he’s just standing there menacingly oh help help get him shield wall boys we gotta sign the treaty boys it shoots fire oh okay escape plan really worked out for him look at how sad he is [Laughter] he does that he’s done we have the first

Term written down here if you’ll just come and read it hi five thank you i want to i think they’re sold out oh yeah i’m gonna buy all of your youtubers oh that’s ambitious oh i’m gonna i’m gonna buy everyone oh and then he’s gonna resell them at double

The price over you gotta read the terms oh okay i see it tommy we’re gonna have to see what you’re right in there give me time it’s been like it’s been like five minutes you know they say history is written by the winners but i can’t help but notice

Him over there writing oh hey the terms of the treaty technoblade must not claim the world technoblade must refer to me as alpha man this seems like this seems like keep reading please certainly must rejoin the cuban squad and take back all they did what’s the backstory

Behind the cumin squad by the way like why would you name yours your squad after a spice that’s used primarily in like primary primarily well maybe it’s a good name for a squad then but i mean they could have been cayenne score why not call me zombie kid

You may not call me zombie kid that’s all between you all to me you must accept that in battle i did defeat technology as he ran away from my like a coward you must give me wow give me all my things and some more leave business bae at once

Respect me and say i’m good at me okay i have i have a difference tommy must declare a peace time of four days between antarctic empire and himself tommy must admit defeat in return we should acknowledge that tommy is funny we shall no longer interfere with tommy’s endeavors

We shall speak on you guys are gonna you guys i think i think these are fair and they listen anywhere i don’t think i’d take anything i think you should sign it tommy i think this is good tommy i think you need to sign this one

And pass it back to me my chat’s saying ban him and burn his land i have someone who i want to change where did buy technoblade’s youtubes get it i think that was always there that term stays we’re not happy with this if we’re not happy with this

Arrangement i’m getting in my plane and leaving two and we’re leaving uh i feel like i would just start getting really pissed off i feel like if i was in this negotiation this feels like when you’re in a meeting or like you’re working on a group project

And you keep on going in circles about what you should do i would be losing my mind this is how congress operates i think i would kill congress oh the book hey nsa that was a joke do you hear that is that does that stop it turns from the cumin squad and until

They came back tommy mustard clara piece timer four days and then tell the camera himself tommy must not act on regards of human squad instead acting alone tommy must admit defeat in return we should have knowledge that tommy is very funny we should no longer interfere with tommy’s endeavors we

Shall speak on awesome by youtubes and twitch primes that’s fair charlie and wilbur must like me and feed me i mean he didn’t say tech now does he not want techno to like him hey yes what do you think i feel like negotiations are breaking down here

I made one last change that’s the deal are you ready i’m going to pass it to you and you’re going to read it out loud okay okay whoa oh oh what are we even doing here oh we’re gone we’re gone peace talks have broken down

Wow the battle of the bridges came to an end no treaty signed the war is still going some might say that this was less of a battle and more similar to several grown men working together to drop a small child but i would argue that most wars are like that anyways

Also since i saw some worried comments in the stream i just wanted to reassure people that we’re all friends no one’s feelings were hurt it’s all good except tommy and when i say we and i say all friends i mean me charlie and wilbur and absolutely not tommy and when i say

All of us are cool i mean men and not boys so we’re gonna keep building tommy right transition to outro to be fair i feel like it’s one of those things where you can’t even get mad because tommy picks the fights yeah first so it’s like how do you even feel bad

For tommy when he’s the one who started everything it’s like like tommy came up and punched somebody then he runs he’s like whoa stop jumping me and you’re like yeah tommy you punched him for no reason right tommy’s really good at it he is really good at it to be funny

He’s going to get you guys you wouldn’t dab do it let’s go oh my goodness battle of the pit i think battle is exaggerated all right i’m not quite clear on all the details but we’re doing a war let’s uh which which set of armor should i use for this

One i’m not quite sure how i should set up my pop bar i guess you put you put arrows in the off hand and then we can go like this and then we can switch arrows oh incredible we got a bow uh what else do i need blocks blocks

Would probably i’m overthinking this see i don’t know what all this stuff is all i know is i’m pretty intimidated and i’m not in this war he kind of sounds like me trying to pack my diaper my kids diaper bag i need this no wait what’s more efficient and the same way we

We only pack weapons yeah exactly glock yes no ammunition yes i thought tommy was going to bring like we’re fighting tommy today i was ready to do like a 1v5 tommy’s recruited a wisp and then i log in today and tommy’s like yep wisp is in london it’s just me and i’m

Like bro this fight’s gonna last five seconds i’m just gonna shoot him and move on with my day it’s not even a war it’s it’s just it’s just cyber bullying why hello tommy techno blade hackle is just not like it’s funny because techno’s like you know what tommy i’m just

Disappointed cause this was supposed to be the content for my stream and now i’m gonna waste you in like ten seconds you’re on your own right now i don’t need paco i don’t need any allies blade i i feel like i feel like you do in fact need some allies

Your armor didn’t you get that from my villagers no no i don’t need the boots i don’t need the boots oh okay all right every time i kill you you gotta buy another u2’s that’s how it works i’m fine with that oh man you’re about to lose all your money

I did i i prepared for this like i was gonna be doing a 1v5 and that’s just like okay we didn’t have to fight like like like you know i feel like we have to fight i’ve spent the last week making you’re just gonna box me out of my own

House all right let’s see let’s see what the chat says all right chat what are you feeling should we should we talk out our differences or should we use violence kill kill blood death do it blood blood tobuscus i don’t know i don’t know what that one guy was but where do you

Want to do this battle oh there we go you have an axe yeah okay okay i’m uh oh my god no well that lasted a few seconds longer than i thought it would uh gg gg oh sick gapples no hey hey hey oh that cough did more damage to me than you did

Tommy the pogba i think you need to get that before is that his brother or friend some backup man oh there’s tommy an unenchanted iron armor oh your stuff is in this chest it doesn’t even have an axe i reckon i can oh don’t you at least have iron boots to wear

Find me fight me i feel like that’s the minecraft equivalent to going what are those yeah what are those i didn’t even have okay oh we’re about to have an epic fight let me get my axe out epic battle time let’s go what i didn’t immediately kill you i was hoping it

Would do that oh oh wait a second wait oh jesus christ dot attack he thought his shield would work clickbait oh oh no i’ve accidentally click-baited my viewers where are we going there he called it war it was not yeah i kind of like um the idea of world leaders being like

At the mercy of clickbait and twitch chat can you imagine if world leaders were at the mercy of chat it’s like you’re in negotiations with kim jong-un or something and chat is like boring spice that you’re like okay we’re gonna nuke you yeah we need content

You can’t follow me if you’re in front of me that is how it works oh is it yeah i don’t yet and yet i’m managing how do i stop i was gonna have a a grand unveiling but you’re gonna have like a giant like lava

Pit and you’ll be like please jump in it please please my mom’s watching the streets this is not the plane why would i get out of the plane get out the plane fight me like a man you’re an iron armor you say pig fine it’s like drop kicking a toddler

That was a poor metaphor is there like a trap somewhere here there’s no other reason to go out here technically it’s a simile i’d be sure you could say i knew you were going to say that i was just waiting i was like technoblade’s the the english major that’s true

Probably feels bad i don’t want the war to go on forever man i can’t i was hoping it’d escalate you want to be franz ferdinand listen listen you want to be friends foreign spamming war on tommy in your chat it really gets to you i want you to come with me all right

Come with me why are you staying so far back because what if it’s a trap there’s no traffic no there’s just a block there yeah you should mine that block you should stand here and mine the block like this he’s just like trap nothing happens come on take no no no no

Stand here remind the block but nothing happened at all oh oh oh oh wait i’m on your own wait wait wait wait i got it get the heck out of here expect that to work i don’t understand i feel like this is more of a wiley coyote

Versus the roadrunner type of thing yeah please tell listen to me they’re even in the desert i want you to look in the uh why are there mine carts how is that going to kill you man i can think of many ways don’t throw me in don’t throw me in the convenience

In the in the chat the convenience just kill me whenever you’re not uh evidently he can i feel like second blade goes over there he’s like but you didn’t have anything good yeah i’m more so killing you out of boredom and there’s punishment so hopefully you’ll do better next time

What are those ender pearls that he’s got what is why why do they need him in this world i don’t know anything i make like wooden swords when i play i don’t know what any of this stuff is dude techno trap techno trap oh sylvie says she offered

To help you need to get some allies man no no help him to be one it’ll be fun 3v1 even anyone please content i’ll do a 1v5 i tommy is like negative 2 people get in the pit no you no go in the pit technique why would i want to get in the

Pit why wouldn’t you huh because i’m kind of clearly first exercised i’ve killed you three times today that’s three techno youtubes by the way oh there we go oh god oh god oh it’s actually really easy to get out of i don’t know why i was afraid wow that was anticlimactic grunk’s here

Yes okay wait wait oh wait i blocked off the water wait oh give me a sec give me a sec wait i can never tell if like when we watch these videos the biggest thing because we don’t know enough about minecraft i can never tell if like techno

Is just that good or if tommy is idea was stupid like was tommy’s idea good is just techno’s really really good or was tommy’s had to get dumb like i could never tell because it seems dumb but it could just be because techno’s awesome at this stuff tommy’s

Definitely that kid that when you’re playing like tag he’d be like wait time right before you tag him for sure items in the pit i’m going to throw the boots into the pit since they’re from my villagers no they’re my they’re my favorite that’s because they’re from my villager

Don’t go in the pit okay how did he die so fast who knows techno maybe you shouldn’t what no no no no no guys uh time out please time out death blood for the blood god blood for the blood god why does he always like leak water randomly

To put himself out because he gets set on fire so he throws water he’s peeing himself yeah that’s what it looks like five times you guys want to have like a big battle i mean who wants to be france ferdinand tommy’s been doing that this whole time already

But no one’s going to wharf rooms it’s like franz ferdinand dies and everyone goes ah and world war one just doesn’t happen yeah there you go why couldn’t that have been the way it worked no you can’t beat them all maybe at least like three come on chat believe me in here

Oh my god this is so bad now may i explain to you the plan then did you did you just take out your own ally tom alright time to knock them all in the pit i dare you time to knock them all in the pit and this is how i won v3

This is how i won v3 so roasted james showed me this oh actually uh no one an anonymous user showed me this thing nobody in particular where you can um it does tons of damage even if you have armor so i thought hey i’m going to set

Up a trap fruit berry stuff so i got it knocked did you see it over weeks and telling all my friends at school about it i thought you know i’m gonna um i’m gonna get him so it was a two-step plan the first step was to let technoblade kill me lots of

Times of course all part of my plan that went very well that went incredible and then the second step which was to tell him i’d made a new pub in his base like my base in africa it did not go so well yes i don’t there’s no base here

There’s a big lack of base in this i’ve never been to this area previously your plan to die repeatedly went pretty well but after that it fell apart everyone was flawless can we end war now i’m not enjoying really dying is half the battle i wanna i wanna like

Yeah let’s go let’s have a big team battle yeah yeah i hate you all right let’s let’s pick this like like we’re picking the dodge ball team all right everyone line up line up for the battle team captains i think i’m a pick sneak he’s got the strongest armor of anyone here

Nice pearl is it too late to go back is uh asking for specs aloud bro i picked the gold armor dude just pick someone okay okay tommy come over here all right and uh i guess we’ll be to your team as well all right sneak you have actual armor

Um this is my actual armor what do you mean all right we got this phyllis is here all right he’s with me oh we have a dude in gold armor why are you guys panicking oh three two one i’m gonna 1v3 it’s like when you watch those movies where there’s like some crazy

Battle fighter listening to classical music yeah this is my happy place it’s like your mom’s singing a little jaunty song while cleaning the house right yes yeah why are you so death oh tommy’s going after the guy in gold all right it’ll happen eventually why didn’t you just keep calling the guy

How are you that good in gold timeouts have depth strider you boomer i’m just the top i’m just a child uh what happened to sylvie stop this is not fair i’m getting creepy i wanna cyberbully you’re such a nerd don’t let her fly away sorry about dream smp but

Minecraft wrong but the other point is though it’s not everybody’s bad thing and us all of us did she ever die so really the war is still on get away from me i don’t have any oh it’s a bomb it looks like a golden apple i think it’s like oh i thought you

Meant his right hand i think that’s a golden hoe but i’m not sure i was telling you i thought you were the only one i thought you were the only one in existence yeah just called your wife a hoe golden golden yeah clarify what that means it means she’s an amazing woman

Am i right oh what the heck is that an end crystal he was about to use that to eat some more techno is not aware of the 2v2t culture i see yeah that was going to be a blast radius of like a huge creeper charge creeper explosion you know when

You fight the dragon and those those towers have the explosive bits yeah he’s holding he’s holding one of those explosive bits i’m just gonna get launched thunders on let’s get him 5v1 thunder oh yeah he doesn’t even have enchantments on his armored yeah no one actually tries to fight techno

They just run yeah they’re like oh it’s a fight okay bye kid at school and you’re like okay i’m gonna i’m gonna beat him up yeah let’s get his lunch what a year buy an extra cookie at lunch yeah wait come on fit what you’re five huh oh i brought three

I was really like heckling him so hard when she crashed out she’s like what’s up you got more gold apples hey it’s like it’s like if you have never mind get him off the stage one of those things was not like the other come on it was just a spicy chicken nugget

I’ll catch it i’m so sorry i didn’t mean to do that that’s why you always wear your bicycle helmet kids guys now you guys done no i think we can keep going for quite a while i really think they they’re pretty tired of war i think we

Should form a book club and streamline that with the other people i’m against their usernames are above their heads yeah all right thanks no problem just call me if you need any more help i need some time to prepare okay teacher takes more why would you challenge him and say that

I feel like we know that they will they will with tommy especially because it’s not like it’s some crazy place that tommy has spent like hours and hours building up they’re in a desert and there’s nothing there except tommy’s weird trap right you might uh you can’t hurt allies right

Oh yeah we’re good how’s it going wait is scott allied with us are you trying to demeanor me sylvia that was i suggest that we oh i thought she was trying to do that thing where you’re like shoot me oh no no no like you gotta go

If you want time you gotta go through me no she’s like i just respect mooning him in minecraft speak we call off war for a little while due to put in preparation on both sides we’re pretty we’re pretty prepared i was very strong i’m vastly silly is like the only person

Here who actually brought the items for war i’m gonna keep fighting screw screw all of you you’re gonna keep him i don’t think anybody is anymore but only because he’s driven them away sylvia wait should we should we pick up his items so they don’t despawn when the server i thought somebody did

The server just shuts down sometimes is that and so he lost all of his items detecto actually tried i mean he was real close it looked like he was trying i think he was trying to feel like techno is such like a sherlock holmes brain he probably like knew when

He timed it so it looked good yeah violence i’m stranded in the ocean well i think i’m gonna head out now wait wait tommy you need to you need to sign the treaty and pay reparations to every story my friends does anyone have a book we need to make

Tommy assign reparations i need no reparations i’m headed back to um i wouldn’t call this terrible we’re still at war until you sign the treaty and give me my reparations oh sick of booking quilt we could just go to his country right now let’s just go hang out in his base

Guys should we just go to his country i mean we own it now pretty much i’m going to play you guys another tune on my trumpet hold on oh yeah is this one of those like trumpets that has a bunch of different parts something in the bubbles of the bumblebee very talented

I thought it was the oh the valkyrie yeah all right where’s the lecture and we need to form another treaty oh you can’t just keep coming to my base and doing treaties there’s so many planes okay oh the entire air force all right tommy i’ve got a pretty generous term

Uh all right no because it’s just gonna say buy my youtubes um that’s only one of the two terms a cow farm oh wait we should make the return thing three in return i will stop cyber bullying oh there we go for how many days tommy two two days changed

In return the antarctic empire business bit will be neutral for one week that’s not bad no that’s very professional sounding well unless the treaty wait the treaty ends on christmas is that what it said it ended december 25th oh now it’s december 22nd i think like if realistically i think tommy owes techno

Like seven youtubes so i would say yeah not seven right buy my youtubes but it’s like buying my youtubes there’s no there’s no number i don’t know is youtube’s plural or singular i don’t know i don’t either treaty of obama tommy don’t go over there there’s pillagers there’s villagers tommy tommy

Come come back come back tommy come back i need i need you to sign the treaty tommy i didn’t do anything i didn’t do anything i’m trying to form the uh the treaty here oh treaty of the pit all right no no no no no no no no no close

Close if anyone was caught dealing with villagers you will die no no don’t kill him don’t kill his villager don’t kill him don’t kill him don’t kill him no don’t do that all right tommy uh that didn’t happen i will remember that why are you guys here we’re not you’re

Not even like part of the war that’s kind of true no he has not signed this tommy you got we got to sign treaties eventually man it’s like the point of this do you feel at a slight disadvantage in this current situation that’s why we’re having the treaty so we won’t beat you

Up yeah i think the terms are pretty good i just want a cow farm because i need leather so i mean let’s be honest the treaty happens when one side is not doing that well and it’s the other side’s like yeah you give me stuff please yeah either both sides are doing

Badly or one side tommy’s like i don’t want to sign the treaty because i’m not doing that well it’s like someone who’s like i don’t want to keep playing monopoly because i don’t have a monopoly it’s like yeah you’re losing that’s the point of the game

Right put up more fanart i’ll buy a youtubes all right that’s fantastic a cow farm no you just gotta get like two cows and wheat it’s really easy i have some cows yeah no i want to be neutral but it wasn’t even that hard of things

Yeah i know i feel like it was pretty reasonable to be honest saturday today saturday’s in three days you want to have less peace [Laughter] gets punched turns around techno you don’t get to negotiate terms here that’s what you said last time it is what i it’s it’s been a consistent

Rule it was technology what sorry i was just i was just doing what you did it didn’t work out stop hitting yourself techno stop hitting me fight fight i feel like this is just lord of the flies and minecraft without like if there’s no actual threat of death this is what

Like politics would devolve into right yeah all right he’s got the treaty the first term buy my youtubes comes out december 27 29.99 with free worldwide shipping uh two second term tommy will make me a cow farm three in return will uh will be neutral until saturday before techno must pay back

The 20 000 that tommy gave me for no reason earlier and five is not that’s getting erased just because they say it doesn’t make it so you know and get out of here call me alpha male 1 why do you say it’s so weird

Call me alpha male 1 oh yeah what do you see like a better program i’m really funny guys subscribe to my channel i’m hilarious alpha male is non-negotiable oh well it’s going to have to be so we just [Laughter] He’s a witch kill him mail they threw witches in the water and if they floated they were a witch okay so i feel like you just need to go in the water and sink yeah all right tommy just sign the treaty just sign it already signed it

I like that oh you didn’t you have to hit sign so does your name on it yeah so it has alpha male at all times okay i’ll still sign all right sign wait will you refer to me as alpha male 1 just sign it all right i’ll go by

The treaty of pitt all right how do you get lowered when you dress like a lawyer tommy like come on you put a suit on everything baby oh that’s why you gotta read your contracts out loud out loud this is what happens is why you proofread essays

Orally like he’s like oh oh okay i’m pretty good with these uh pretty good with these terms tommy what’s my name again what’s my name uh it says here condition five technoblade must be referred to as an alpha male at all signed by tommy that doesn’t count

I am amazed that didn’t snitch i was i was like sign sign hurry up before the chat sells me all right uh as agreed as agreed you get your twenty thousand tommy just make the cow farm i’m not gonna actually make you call me that call me alpha male

Yeah you tell me it’s so unreasonable it’s just so unreasonable oh my god what what are they going to do like to punish him are they just going to like just keep killing him are they going to keep killing him destroy all his yeah i feel like they’re

Being more patient than i would they’re being way too so patient and i love i love tommy like i’d be so done at this point it’s not even that bad the reparations aren’t even that bad technically i can’t believe techno did that got away with it that’s pretty weird that’s kind of

Cringe bro not gonna lie there’s some weird chaps on the tree that makes it even worse i guess this was kind of a win for me i guess if you think you know well if i win you mean like when you lose tactically and in reality did it was it me

Was it you that just got 20 000 off the blade yeah that’s like four diamonds he’s gonna make twenty thousand off the video dude what are you talking about it’s real money for fake money hey what will happen if i drop a harrier strike on your mending villager tommy

No no come on we’re neutral phil we’re neutral interesting don’t violate the treaty all right who wants to get in the plane i’m flying i know you’re we’re gonna party in antarctica boys i have a present that i never opened up feels kind of hardcore he is i didn’t

Really i thought phil was just like super chill in the dream smp hey what happens if we rain absolute hellfire on tommy’s civilian population you know what it’s a he’s not actually crazy he just doesn’t have the patience of a like techno player i wonder how long was this vaude because if it’s

Longer than 30 minutes i would have lost my absolute [ __ ] i would have just been like i don’t care tommy i’m killing your whole i’m nuking your content and we’re going to make it so it’s never going to be built back again i’d be so done

Yeah i wouldn’t be able to tommy would kick my ass but like i would have tried to take it off without if i was Boys earth smp seems wild i think the only downside of some of the minecraft role-playing is like people stop being scared of dying it’s like the first time they die and they lose their stuff they’re kind of like ah don’t kill me but then after that

They’re like i’m a man with nothing to lose and immortality that’s why i think that the three strikes you’re right it’s really cool yeah for the dream it helps a lot it does help it raises the stakes so you can’t act like too much of an idiot because

Tommy’s like [ __ ] it i’m not signing a treaty i’ll just come back from the dead 40 times i still have nothing nothing changed i know technically it’s got a lot of patience though he farmed all those potatoes i think he would kill tommy 40 times too it was

Wild it was just like it was crazy because he basically tommy was trying to what’s it called filibuster yeah like his immortality was a filibuster you know what i mean that being said guys that was a ton of fun if there’s more technoblade videos you guys want us to react to

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