Oliy – Baby There’s Mobs Outside (Minecraft Parody) [Use Subtitles]

*cough cough* Okay, this is a good song Let’s do it good ♫ The grinding’s a chore (but baby, there’s mobs outside) ♫ ♫ I’ve got to mine ores (but baby, there’s mobs outside) ♫ ♫ These diamonds have been (been hoping that you’d share them) ♫

♫ So very nice (my tools are good, they will suffice) ♫ ♫ My armor will start to break (beautiful where’s your steak?) ♫ ♫ My shovel will be digging the floor (listen to the creepers roar) ♫ ♫ So really I’d better mine ores (beautiful please don’t fight more) ♫

♫ But maybe just a half a stack more (grab some more torches to find ores) ♫ ♫ The zombies might think (baby, it’s bad out there) ♫ ♫ What potion did he drink? (no cows to be had out there) ♫ ♫ I wish I knew how (your diamonds shine like diamonds now) ♫

♫ To craft a nametag (don’t use TNT there’s so much lag) ♫ ♫ I ought to go mine, mine, mining (mind if I use this iron?) ♫ ♫ At least I can say I didn’t die (now the number of ores has declined) ♫

♫ I really can’t smelt (oh baby don’t use wood) ♫ ♫ But baby, there’s mobs outside ♫ Very good and cool ♫ I simply must mine (but baby, there’s mobs outside) ♫ ♫ I just have to find (but baby, there’s mobs outside) ♫

♫ Our mineshaft has been (how lucky it dropped a head) ♫ ♫ So deep underground (look out I just heard a spider sound) ♫ ♫ My wolves will want some rotten flesh (gosh your steak looks super fresh) ♫ ♫ A zombie will be there at the door (feasts upon a human’s gore) ♫

♫ The skeletons outside are vicious (gosh your steak is delicious) ♫ ♫ But maybe just another shaft more (never such an abundance before) ♫ ♫ I’ve gotta mine ores (but baby, you’d die out there) ♫ ♫ Say lend me a sword (why even try out there) ♫

♫ It’s really been grand (i thrill when you smelt some sand) ♫ ♫ But don’t you see? (how can you fight this thing for me?) ♫ ♫ There’s bound to be ores tomorrow (think of my lifelong sorrow) ♫

♫ At least there will be plenty to mine (if you got food poisoning and died) ♫ ♫ I really can’t craft (get through the mineshaft) ♫ ♫ Baby, there’s mobs ♫ ♫ Baby, there’s mobs outside ♫ *coughing* That was absolutely terrible That was wonderful what are you saying Fun