OMG! Alicia’s Insane Minecraft Debut!

All right so welcome to the welcome to my my cribs this is uh the Minecraft server a special thank you to mod Paul Paul is the one who put this all together so here we are in Minecraft baby and my audio is not on because I

Forgot to set it up welcome Brothers and Sisters of the rats and rats of all kind the quom of rats greets you and invites you to join our Alicia’s efforts to Conquering the lands of Minecraft we found several places to start our new widom and these strange lands the

Entrances to these places can be found above hit me representation of our Queen hit me in Minecraft nice here we go helpful commands please be kind and respectful to each other that’s right events ooh events ooh all right uh though the sewers ahead you will find different exits to the new

World go out claim the land and make the kingdom and with that Alicia proud all right what are we choosing the West escape the East escape the South Escape or the North Escape which one should I choose what we thinking what we thinking I was thinking East

Escape there’s a lot okay everyone just saying West to West we go dunk I I climbed up the W I climbed up the I okay goodbye World Tada we’re in West yeah let’s start let’s start punching trees I don’t know how to play Minecraft so I’m going to keep punching

Trees I will make a beautiful Log Cabin it will be gorgeous I wish I want to make a I want to make a kingdom I want to make a kingdom at some point I realized it’s Minecraft I could make an entire Cobblestone Palace almost night oh [ __ ] all right

Hold on hold on hold on okay that does not do uh uh uh uh uh no that’s uhoh uhoh uhoh uhoh uh all right we just going to just going to okay I just do why is it not showing up in my hands oh why isn’t I CH up in my hands

Jesus I was beating that I was bludgeoning that pig to death dude that took forever that was so depressing all right uh Tada I’m Minecrafting I’m Minecrafting mobs are spawning I just checked okay cool so I will die sick we’ve we’ve got potential to die make a pickaxe I mean I’m not mining right now I’m just crafting nobody [ __ ] with me you ain’t [ __ ] with a realist catch you [ __ ] on the D list

Is occasional oh got you got you oh what’s that over there oh there’s water well it’s Minecraft there can’t be anything scary in the water right or should I just wait for the daytime is that a boat what’s that thing oh oh there’s fish I’m scared can I I

Like maybe if I do like [ __ ] oh no at some point I’m going to just have to go is it kind of working hey this is kind of working oh [ __ ] off if I close my eyes and just go for it I’ll probably make it eventually right

Close my eyes close my eyes I don’t need to know I don’t need to know I’m just in Minecraft and I keep closing my eyes keep closing my eyes and I got to make it I’m not there yet oh Jesus okay oh my God I thought you said Minecraft is is scary holy

[ __ ] my [Laughter] God this is horrifying stay back stay back stay back [ __ ] back I say back I say back I say I know want those I know want those oh I don’t know how to run faster oh you double tap forward [ __ ] me I was hitting

Shift to go and then I was crouching and I didn’t know what was happening I’m not killing you I like you we’re going to be friends what why did I choose the place surrounded by [ __ ] water what the hell this is not where I’m setting up my queendom

[ __ ] I need to put it somewhere so I’m not going to cry what the [ __ ] is that dude do you see him one of these Chatters got an ugly ass skin hold on let’s go see him what with that who are you you’re right I should mine some Stone I

Wonder if I can find like a Kass of something oh chick chman chick chick [ __ ] my sensitivity is so high oh this is the best place ever die oh my flowers I’m going to just keep doing this and this and this and this and this and

This I just don’t have anything to set it up hey see I told you guys we’d find a cave don’t worry it’ll be okay now I’m going to do is I’m going to gok wunk how do I make this all right there we go got a got a real pickaxe

Now I would say that I am indeed crafting of the mines I was told to put the oh the bottom look at us learning is it turning into nighttime should I be scared oh it’s day oh we’re chilling okay um uh I’m kind of scared of the day and

Night cycle a little bit I should probably keep an eye out are you telling me I’m mining in the craft game whoa dude your horse friends can’t save you now damn he’s on fire need some water oh [ __ ] God damn I was concerned about your well-being what is what is wrong with these

People God damn you say I might get cancelled for praising zombies [Laughter] huh it’s horrifying okay I can make this kind that’s good enough oh I did have an axe I was not paying attention all right wait this is a pickaxe this is a pickaxe this wasn’t a real axe at all oh my goodness I’m in shambles oh no

[ __ ] all right and then if I do I learning though that’s the kind of you know what like we could be like I can’t believe she’s so bad at the game but also I kind of be thriving H yeah I don’t play Minecraft I don’t know what the [ __ ] I’m

Doing who growled at me who growled at me I got scared I’m a bean I’m scared oh oh that like gave light for some reason I don’t even know what that was can you shut the [ __ ] up Harold I’m trying to learn all right I don’t know

Why I named him that but wheat seeds is that what I just took like just cuz I’m new to things doesn’t mean I’m like stupid I’m just stupid in the context of not knowing there’s a difference should I try to free Harold Harold I’m coming hold on let me eat this

First okay Harold I’m coming I can hear you I’ll take this don’t mind if I do shut up you know I you know I said I’m coming to help you why you still heated why you still motivated fine maybe I won’t come get you you ever think about that that’s

Right watch your attitude watch your attitude I said Harold but but Harold but Harold Chad no no no you bastards he was just a young boy and you little told him to leave him for dead oh God the humanity the humanity don’t you dare say Harold was a

Diamond dozen there’s not a bunch of Harolds in this world there was only one of them and that was him beyond the walls damn it Armen there’s a life beyond the walls and you just can’t see it the [ __ ] just touched me what happened what happened I heard a

Sound I heard a sound did you hear a sound I heard a sound I don’t know what it is I don’t know what it is I don’t know all right all right nice these are done man huh someone definitely shot some at me where the [ __ ] is you huh who the

Fu who just shot something at me oh you go get a whole can of ass weapon oh there’s a creeper Don’t Go Near my thing Don’t Go Near my things what a craft some Yeezys [ __ ] chat you’re right no Don’t Go Near my things oh [ __ ] yeah that worked out

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Cook that home meals instead of getting goddamn delivery every time and Uber eating your ass out you know make smart decisions meal delivery apps are garbage what isn’t though is trying to cook for yourself good life skills I feel like I should make one iron sword just in case they [ __ ] me up

But I don’t know where my mine is where my chest is I put torches on it so I can find it at night but I don’t know where to find it during the day is this it this is so not it oh this is so it

Nice oh God I only thought that I could lose it at night I didn’t realize i’ be losing it during the day okay Uh would you mind welcome me welcoming me into your home oh my God what are these sounds what are these [Laughter] sounds I 100% had a nextore neighbor who when he when he clapped jeek sounded just like that h h get your [ __ ] Gregory you got that tear it up

Buddy they have gold monal your civilization has gold monocles ain’t no goddamn way what the hell they said yo broke ass look at me oh my God they said look at your look at your broke ass huh that’s what they’re saying trades for what the [ __ ] are

These Jewels oh my my God you were in my face oh I did not mean to hit him I thought that you had different trades and goods oh you do oh hey sorry hey what’s a monacle guy give oh yeah cuz you’re a [ __ ] nerd okay but if I harvest their own

Crops you need emeralds I was going to smoo my way over also if I murdered someone in their home no one would really notice right right what the hell upgrade gear oh those carrots were grown that’s awesome I feel like these are still growing what are those oh yeah those are

Still growing that’s my bad oh [ __ ] I feel so bad I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I didn’t know those were still growing uh nice nice uh hello what’s this oh craphy table yes I would like to show a carrot I am now a potato farmer I have I’ve claimed it to be

So these dudes are huge I ain’t trying to [ __ ] with this Village bro those dudes are huge what’s this the Bell what’s this bell for I don’t want to ring it this is even weirder what is happening in here what is that who sleeps with her head steal the

Bell who took the Bell whoa dude whoa dude who took the whoa that’s [ __ ] up who would ever who would do such a thing I don’t that’s that’s CRA person L I want to take that level of disrespect whoever hit that Bell is kind of [ __ ] up for that one I

They took our village Bell oh my God someone’s got to like do something about that that’s crazy that’s [ __ ] up they like stealing his [ __ ] too oh no no this is a beautiful Town don’t do this all right well I’ve got [ __ ] never mind the town was perfectly fine

It was just me that was the issue understandable oh [ __ ] who oh my God why you kind of sick with it hold on God damn shh don’t worry about it don’t [ __ ] hey don’t H me all right I wanted to hey don’t walk away from me hey we can talk this

Out oh now you going to go hoe at the neighbors huh you go hoe at the neighbors I was just telling you that I think it’s disrespectful how you take up the whole bed I thought it’s a problem but no you can’t be decent enough to have an actual conversation about it what

Gives oh but now you go sleep at the neighbors okay is he better than me just start get mad insecure is he is he better than me or something come on [ __ ] pull up [ __ ] pull up [ __ ] pull up [ __ ] yeah stupid oh can I touch that what’s

That oh you know what that’s probably lava you know what I had a moment of realization where I was I was like dude is there like I don’t know why it was like is this red seaf foam was my first thought and then I was like you know what that might be

Lava when I saw it like pull up like that down there reminded me of Mario a bit I was like oh that’s that’s probably not a good Instinct I have you guys heard something well what the just seeing Paul magically come before me is it

Nuts oh [ __ ] he gave me a gold shovel okay admin admin I’m Shoveling oh to claim a rectangle of land oh [ __ ] oh I claimed it oh it’s so claimed right now yo let’s go okay that helped a lot yeah thank you for babying me through it cuz I uh I definitely wasn’t getting it I I it was not clicking in my brain okay and I could probably go like this oh

Yeah oh that’s some ceiling right there a I like it look at be no need sand for glass oh true that’s how I can make Windows damn it I got Windows still then that’s okay we’re making slabs we don’t have a bed that’s

Fair uh we got a problem we got a we got a we got a problem we got a problem we got a problem we got a problem okay I forgot to equip the thing on the right hand all right back we go all right what hello oh a homie just pulled up and

Saved me thank you sick all right nice I started panicking there’s all my stuff let’s go my stuff oh that’s not my stuff all right and this is my stuff all right um nice I’ll take the chest uh oh someone’s riding a horse oh [ __ ] why am I still dual

Wielding anyone else wondering that too what is going on with me dang homie homie got a crown and his dual wielding thrive thrive for you I mean and is uh I mean I mean I I’m words do you want a map real men don’t need maps all right we rely on our

Natural god-given senses look at that I found home the moment you said do you need a map I found it why because I believe in my God gamer prowess thank you very much I’m a m crafter all right uh C oh Buey all right let’s do that feels

Kind of weird having all that on like the same side together H as like my bed perhaps Bob said perhaps all right well enjoy your dirt fort I will come back to check on on you is there anyone in different regions like West or like I know that we’re in East here

Right perhaps it’s a dirt Mansion all right live live big live big I feel like we’re all playing a different game right now because there’s some people who are like oh yeah I found a temple an underwater temple I’m doing blah blah blah I’m like putting pieces

Of wood down and there’s one dude who’s trying to make a mansion out of dirt like we are all not the same person oh it would look so much prettier if I designed it instead of just doing it like this hold on I’ve seen I’ve seen

This before hold on I got this I go in here B bam uh walls no I think it’s like I think you like cook it all right uh oh my God God this is the coolest [ __ ] oh chat you’re thriving nice deck I got there yeah right now I need a

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