OMG! Presidents’ Epic Minecraft Journey – 100 Episodes!

Hey bros I’m just starting a new Minecraft world you guys care to join me finally this bozo has a good idea for once yeah I’m down all right I’ll work on getting the food Donald you mind and Obama you build the house sounds good to

Me wait I want to build the house fine Donald you can build the house let’s go thanks baby what this Farm is coming along pretty well come check it out Donald this is a sad excuse for a farm sleepy Joe I’m not vegan where are all the cows take a

Chill pill Donald this is just the start you better get some cows or pigs in this far soon Joe you know how I love meat what you mean by that hey Donald how about I come check out the house I don’t think that will be necessary Joe where

Is that thing I want to see it LM yo no way bro has the Green Top Donald has the green top that’s embarrassing AF you two hating on the Green Top I’ll give youall Green Top that’s for sure what the pause hey Obama how’s the mining going it’s going pretty

Good so far I’m about to who huh what happened I just found this cool underground city thing and there’s a few diamonds that’s great news mine them and bring them back wait Obama watch out if you make any noise it can oh what the what what’s going on what is this thing

It’s a warden one of the strongest mobs in the game don’t make any noise it can’t see you Obama run what do you think I’m doing good going Obama now we’re back to square one it’s all right you know what they say second time’s the charm you

Must be an expert doing things a second time Donald after all you were impeached twice shut up Joe Donald this house that you built us might be the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen I guess you’ve never looked in a mirror Obama now Obama has a point we need to demolish this decrepit

Looking Hut does this mean I get to use TNT yes Obama you can use TNT I swear if I come back from my adventure and the house is blown up you guys are never going to hear the end of it don’t worry Donald I was just joking the house will

Be fine I’ll stay here and make sure Obama doesn’t do anything wacky and uncharacteristic all right guys guys I’m back I found this cool Village a few hundred blocks north what the hell happened to our house don’t get your knickers in a Twist Donald we can build

It back better yeah it will only take an hour or two I’m done playing with you guys you think Donald will like our new house I hope so building this house really blew my back out Joe that expression doesn’t mean what you think it does oh uh well I’ll invite him to

The call hopefully he likes it all right I’m hopping on what do you two bozos want Donald we’re sorry for blowing up the house you built us even though it was ugly a.m. F so we built a new one we think you’ll like wow this house actually looks pretty nice yeah it’s

Great we all have our own separate rooms this time yeah now we won’t have to deal with each other taking our diamonds hey sleepy Joe you mind if I take a look in your room yes I do mind don’t go in there I’ll just take a quick peek it’ll

What the hell I uh I can explain hey Obama what do you want now I’m busy mining for diamonds when Joe joins the server I’m going to change my skin to herob Brian and prank him L yo that’s the best idea you’ve had in a while damn that was pretty pretty passive

Aggressive right let me tell him to join what do you guys want I just woke up from my nap Hey Joe you want to see how I decorated my new room not really but I’ll take a look I’m mining right now just let yourself in all right ah her

Obrien I got him not funny Donald sorry Joe did I almost give you a heart attack hey Obama he’s not going to fall for the same trick twice you can change your skin back huh Obama I see you with that herob Brian skin what are you talking about Don I’m still

Mining sleepy Joe run Donald is that really her O Brien outside our house I think it is Joe oh crap what are we going to do guys go under my bed in my room and look in the chest what don’t question it just look give me a

Sec holy crap Obama where did you get all this why do you think I’m mining all the time it’s my secret stash use it to fight herob Brian all right I’ll go fight him Joe you stay back and keep guard sounds good to me me all right I’m sneaking up on him you

Got this Donald I believe in you all right I’m going in for the kill wait stop what who is that it’s me Drizzy Drake your old pal what the how did you Join This Server that’s not important I was so sad that you guys didn’t invite me to play Survival I created a

Stupendously diabolical plan to infiltrate your game is this guy for real all I wanted to do was be a part of things hold on guys give me a second I’m Banning this kid wait Joe don’t L yo got him hey guys I’m back at the Village you

You guys need anything yeah if you could get some crops that would be great I’m trying to expand the farm sounds good Joe I can do that I don’t need anything from the village but if I could get back my diamond armor I let you borrow that

Would be great sure Obama when I get back I’ll give it to you thanks dog holy crap this is a hell of a deal huh this villager will give me three emeralds for each piece of diamond armor Donald don’t even think about it Obama I’m the best

Businessman in the world I know a good deal when I see one I have to agree with Donald on this one we could do a lot with 12 emeralds what the hell can you do with 12 emeralds uh make an emerald block in a third Joe that is the dumbest

Thing I’ve ever heard Donald don’t make that deal too late Obama I am now 12 emeralds richer I can’t wait to make my emerald block and a third I hate both of you guys I just got 10 obsidian you know what that means we can make 2 and A2

Enchanting tables what the why would we want to make 2 and A2 enchanting tables I’m going to make a nether portal I simply just love the ne you can get so much gold there right you are Donald but we can also get wither skulls and eventually get a beacon that sounds like

A superb plan Obama guys I’m going to be honest I I’ve never been to the ne before don’t sweat it Joe Donald and I can teach you the basics why did you have to drag me into this all right the portal is done you want to go in first Joe I’d love

To whoa I’m getting dizzy don’t fall over again shut up Donald wow this place looks sick Hey Joe make sure to set your spawn in a bed if you die you want to be able to get back quicker oh good thinking Donald you’re a great friend wait Joe don’t listen to him it’s

Honestly great that we have a nether portal now yeah now I can get so much gold this place is wild so much lava and Pigman yeah it’s a real vacation spot get all the gold you want Donald but I’m here for the real prize neite there’s no

Way you’re going to find enough for a full armor set that’s stuff rare as hell oh crap a gas just shoot it they’re pretty easy to kill what do you think I’m trying to do you sure you know how to work that thing uh what the huh what

Happened I accidentally shot a pigman now they’re all after me Donnie you’re such a bozo don’t worry I got this all under control guys I’m tired of the nether is this guy for real Joe we’ve only had a NE portal for like 2 hours calm down I was watching YouTube and I

Found this much cooler portal we could make not this again I saw that if I place 14 glowstone in a rectangle then Place water I can make an Ether Portal Joe that’s not going to work the video you saw was lying you’re wrong Donald why would anyone ever want to lie on the

Internet fine Joe give it a shot and see what happens it’ll work guys trust me see we told you ever since I was a little boy I wanted to build an Ether Portal in Minecraft now my dreams are crushed Joe you learned what an Ether Portal was 10 minutes ago guys I finally

Did it full netherite armor that’s crazy I still only have iron Obama I don’t believe you for a second let me see this armor I have it all right here Donald let me take a look I would never trust Donald with that armor what’s the worst

That could happen here you go Donald wow this is some nice armor would be a shame if someone burned it ha take that fat L Donald yes Obama you can’t burn netherite armor someone help I’m half a heart with no food and zombies are chasing me sorry Joe can’t help I’m busy

Yeah Joe I’d help you out but uh I really don’t want to just build up a few blocks and wait for daytime great plan Obama thanks for the idea no problem Joe it’s really just common sense which is something Joe lacks would you just shut

Up man it just turned night you might be up there for a while Joe that’s fine I just hope I don’t die up here due to any unforeseen wacky circumstances guys I finally did it I’ve been planning this build for a week and it’s finally done come outside and see

It I’m going to be honest I don’t really care I’ll take a look Donald where is it just walk outside and look at the mountain behind our house Obama this is just a big waste of time all right Donald I’m out here what the do you like

It yeah you built uh uh I’m not really sure what that is actually it’s a statue of myself oh what do you not like it no it’s just I think you should stick to villager trading building really isn’t your strong suit hey fellas I just found a desert temple there’s even a little

Piggy inside your mom’s inside shut up man you know how to loot one of these things no not really there’s a hidden room below the middle area of the temple which has a lot of good loot watch out Joe the bottom room also has a pressure plate trap connected to TNT why’d you

Have to tell him that it would have been funny to watch him explode thanks Obama I think I got this all under control hopefully you get some good loot I know you’ve been struggling to find diamonds wow this is so cool I got a bajillion diamonds down here that’s great Joe just

Be careful coming back up or don’t don’t worry Obama I’ll be careful uh-oh Bros you’re not going to believe what I just learned you could do in Minecraft touch some grass no Joe you can ride a pig there’s an obvious joke I could make here but I hold myself to a

Higher standard than that this pig is great I’ll never have to walk again Donald that is the dumb thing I’ve ever heard what if you want to cross an ocean pig swim what pig swim I’m going to have to agree with Donald on this one not having a walk sounds great yeah Joe

Won’t have to deal with any more stairs you two are the dumbest people on the planet I don’t know why I even play with you guys you play with us because we’re Geniuses soon everyone across the globe will be riding pigs everywhere there are absolutely zero drawbacks to riding a

Pig what the Donald I still can’t believe you died from riding a pig off a cliff what a Bo shut up Joe it was an honest mistake you better get your stuff quickly Donald items on the ground despawn what the hell do you think I’m doing I wasn’t born yesterday Joe yes

Obama please stop riding your pig in our house you’re no fun there it is all my stuff let’s go great to see everything is there yeah I was getting kind of worried that it would despawn I was getting pretty worried too I let you borrow some of my carrots don’t worry

Joe everything’s all here I just need to pick it up uh what it all it just it’s gone Donald you’re such a fool I thought I had more time so you’re telling me the 12 carats that I let you borrow are all gone this might be the worst day ever I

Finally did it the full enchanting setup is complete wow that’s pretty cool Obama yeah for once I agree with Joe once I get some diamond armor I’ll be sure to use it hey Obama can I use it first no please no please no please no please

Fine just shut up holy crap yay thanks Obama Joe I can’t stand you all right I’m about to enchant a diamond sword at level 30 wish me luck what the huh what happened I got curse of Vanishing Joe that literally isn’t possible let me take a look at that sword here take it

I’m not lying to you Joe I literally have no idea how you messed this up so bad Obama I’m tired of Donald always bullying me when he logs back on I’m going to prank him that’s a great idea Joe but what are you going to do uh I

Didn’t get that far yet how about you make it so he falls down a hole after walking through the door that’s a great plan Obama all right it’s all done once he walks through this door he’ll fall down a hole I can’t wait for him to fall for

It Joe oh crap I’m out of food let me go Harvest some wheat Joe did you just fall in your own trap uh maybe good morning fellas what are you all up to Donald it’s 5:00 p.m. uh nothing Joe why are you in a hole in the middle of our base

Guys after my recent death I’ve been grinding hard to get my stuff back you’ve been doing what shut up you know what I I mean Joe after mining in the nether for hours I finally have 12 ancient debris that’s honestly pretty impressive Donald now you can craft

Better armor yeah I’m glad all my hard work finally paid off just like how you paid off that never mind what the hell the crafting isn’t working this game is broken you need to craft them into ingots first you bozo even I know that Donald you need to combine four debris

With four gold shut up Joe all right here we go I now have three uh I made three uh Donald I’m going to stop you right there you know what happened last time and that’s why I’d choose unlimited bacon and no games Joe that last 5 minutes of you talking literally made

Zero sense you don’t get it Donald you need what the what is this thing Joe that’s an Enderman they’re very dangerous he seems pretty friendly to me Joel I wouldn’t be messing with it yeah if you look at it in the eyes it will start to attack you Obama stop lying

This guy is as friendly as can be I’ve been looking at him for a while with no problems Obama how is he doing this I I’m not sure maybe he can be my new new friend after all you guys are pretty mean to me Joe stop messing with it nah

I think I’m going to take this Splendid fellow home all right me and my friend are almost at the house Joe this is a terrible idea yeah I’m not dealing with this today I’m out you guys are no fun I’m going to leave Richard here while I

Get him some food you named him Richard you know what’s short for Richard stop clowning on him Joe Richard is an awful name Richard I’ll be right back don’t move a muscle hey Richard you uh I I don’t really know what to talk about that’s it I’m kicking him out stop it

Donald maybe he was just thirsty I’ll give him some water yeah sure give him some water see what happens here you go Richard what Richard come back guys I’m sick and tired of not finding any diamonds you must be struggling to find your dementia pills too not funny Donald

Today the day I find diamonds the mine at our house is terrible I’m going to make my own go ahead Joe more Minds mean less competition my unlucky streak ends here diamonds here I come is this guy really yeah he is Joe what’s the first rule of Minecraft uh don’t talk about

Fight Club it’s don’t dig straight down yeah Joe you’re going to fall in lava don’t worry I have fire protection iron boots I swear sleepy Joe gets Dumber every day oh cool diamonds don’t mind if I do I’m going to be honest I really thought there was going to be Lava right

Under them don’t be silly Donald I have nothing to worry about it’s really unfortunate that Obama couldn’t make it on the server today yeah it sucks that Michelle said he spent too much time on the computer I can’t believe bro lost computer privileges at age 60 I mean he did put

In over 40 hours in fortnite last week when he logs back on tomorrow he’s going to be shocked when he sees how many diamonds I just mined how many you get I got 24 wow that’s a lot I wish I had some diamonds I still only have iron

Armor I’m going to keep them in this chest for now don’t touch them won’t lay a finger on them all right thanks Joe hey did I tell you I was playing golf yesterday and I got a hole in one I you not everyone went wild everyone was

Clapping it was the best day of my life where did my diamonds go uh I’m not sure the second floor of our base is going to be sick we’ll be able to fit so much more stuff up here yeah I can’t wait yeah uh same here yeah oh crap I ran out

Of stone bricks Joe can you bring some up uh yeah give me a few minutes a few minutes how long does it take to open a chest this dude’s probably playing chess again uh maybe I played Joe in chess once and he blundered his Queen after

Three moves yeah he’s pretty ass at the game shut up guys I’ll win this time no you won’t I will trust me Donald oh never mind I just got mated holy crap your ass can you get me those stone bricks now guys I finally did it the

Second floor of our base is done good work Obama more room to store my dirt what a dou you you guys want the tour just come up here all right I’ll be right up I I’ll just look at your screen share I’m busy right now all right

Donald over here is the potion area can we Brew leine I’m not answering that question oh I see you moved the enchanting room up here yeah it was taking up way too much space downstairs good stuff Obama hey what’s in this room I didn’t put anything in

That room yet you want to decorate it of course I would all right it’s been about 27 minutes how’s the room looking what the hell is all this all this animal breeding got me thinking what’s y’all’s favorite creature in the game no one calls them creatures you nut

Their mobs I’d probably have to go with the creep it’s just so iconic I really like the glow squid personally you guys are stupid as hell those are both terrible mobs we all know the blaze is the best because it’s orange like you no because it can shoot fire how cool is

That you got a good point Donald but the creeper is Iconic when you think of Minecraft you think of the creeper well I actually like the glow squid because Joe that dumb squid isn’t even in the conversation you’re batting zero right now well I’ve never had a good

Experience with a blaze or a creeper that doesn’t matter Joe the only thing that matters is oh man yeah Donald you’re right the creeper sucks ass holy crap holy crap guys you won’t believe what I found a new hairline no it’s a villager with drip Donald that’s a Wandering Trader it’s

Basically just a special villager oh cool he’ll let me buy three chorus fruit for 13 emeralds sounds like a deal to me that’s a terrible deal we can get infinite chorus fruit once we get to the end don’t care I bet these taste yummy they probably taste like strawberries

Joe why on Earth would they taste like strawberry Beres they’re purple let me try one holy crap they let you teleport I wouldn’t be messing with those Donald something bad could happen relax what’s the Worst That Could Happen guys I think I just got scammed

Huh what the hell what did you do this time Joe well I was browsing the worldwide web for funny cat videos and there was the super funny cat cut to the chase I found a website saying I could spend money to get diamonds in Minecraft Joe that is the most obvious scam

Imaginable well I went ahead and typed in the government’s credit card number I bought the diamonds but nothing happened you’re dumb as Nails how much money did you spend well you know how people are saying that the government is allegedly running out of money yeah yeah we’re

We’re out holy crap Joe the government is going to default on their debt now do you know how bad this is I’ll be honest I don’t really know what that means I often sleep through my presidential briefings I’m going to be honest I did the same thing too guys I know how to

Stop the financial crisis what is it now I M diamonds then sell them to people and use that money to pay off the government’s debt Joe that’s not going to work I know it will trust me sleepy Joe even if you could sell diamonds to people how would you get that many I

Have my ways Donald Joe share your screen right now what Joe you’re definitely x-raying share your screen nuh-uh Joe share your damn screen fine I was x-raying Joe you know the rules that’s going to be a two-day ban I’m sorry guys I’m very disappointed in you whoops I accidentally banned Donald instead what

The f guys I made a new friend Craig the zombie Joe every time time you make a new friend it kills you not this time me and Craig are best friends he keeps trying to give me hugs Joe he’s a zombie he’s trying to kill you I think he might

Be cold I’ll give him some armor Joe that is a terrible idea you’re only making him stronger with his new suit of armor he looks drippy AF that was cringe as hell please never say that again Joe this whole situation is dumb as hell

What are you going to do next give him a sword you can do that Donald why’d you give him that idea I’m going to give Craig my knockback to sword Joe this is a mistake you were a mistake Donald Craig is my best friend he’d never hurt me guys

Guess what I just got on my adventure what did you get guess no guess no guess no guess holy crap Donald please just guess fine did you get some dirt no I got a music disc that’s actually pretty cool sleepy Joe I’m proud of you yeah I

Can’t wait to hear it the song’s called dis 11 I already know this beat is going to be fire that sure is an interesting name yeah put it on sure thing let me just put it in this conveniently placed juke box that I have never seen before here it

Goes turn that off that beat is terrible I think I’m going to have nightmares hey guys I think I got a little lost don’t worry Joe I’ll take a look at your screen share to see where you are holy crap you’re in the back rooms what the Joe how did you end up

There well the last thing I remember is mining for diamonds I glitched into a block and now I’m here Joe there’s going to be a lot of scary things in there do you have any weapons I got four Cobblestone and a wooden pickaxe Joe why

Did you go mining with only that I DK I just felt like it be careful Joe you might want to be on the lookout for Monsters uh I actually think I hear something around this corner be careful Joe I may not show it sometimes but I actually care about you all right I’m

Turning the corner um herob Brian guys I can’t believe I ran into herob Brian in the bedrooms the back rooms Joe they’re called the back rooms oh yeah right Joe what are you going to do I don’t know the only thing to do is run ah he’s still there quick Joe

Run how does he keep teleporting to you Joe you’re going to have to find some way to escape I’m running low on Hunger I don’t know if I can run much longer Joe what was that look in there all right Donald it seems to be a tunnel

Looks like there’s a light on the other side what are you waiting for start crawling Joe I’m actually really worried about you all right I’m at the end wow this room is so much bigger than the others I don’t have a good feeling about this wow what is this place I thought

The black rooms was just the same thing repeated over and over it’s the back rooms Joe how many times do I have to say it it looks to be a room full of Windows wonder what’s on the other side of them I feel like I’m being watched I

Don’t like this maybe you can try looking through those doors there might be a way to escape good thinking Donald I knew I could count on you it’s funny that once Joe gets lost in the back room you finally stop bullying him don’t get used to it sleepy Joe as soon as you’re

Back I’m back to making dementia and sleeping jokes these doors are just dead ends nothing behind them at all that’s too bad Joe I really thought there’d be an exit it’s okay there’s still one door left ah he’s back run Joe the only way out is this mine cart I wonder where it

Will take me wow this Minecart ride is taking ages I wonder how big the snack rooms really are back rooms Joe not snack rooms oh yes sorry s hey what’s that coming up Joe that’s a hole jump out of the cart wow that was close thanks Obama you’re still no closer to

Getting out of this place I’m really worried No Fear Donald I’ll get out soon this little piggy can help me where the hell is his face ah demon piggy this place is getting weirder and weirder I can’t take this anymore get me out of here Joe relax you’ll get out eventually

I don’t care anymore I hope her obrien finds me and ends me funny you mentioned that ha ha herob Brian uh herob Brian finally found me in the shack rooms actually it’s called the back rooms oh yeah sorry Joe where did you even come up with that one what do you even want

From me I’ve been looking for you for a long time Joseph R Biden and now that I finally have you Joe run good plan Donald where did you go Joseph what happened why is it so dark looks like the Lights Went Out Joo you can’t keep running forever you need to try

Something new like what try to break through the wall good plan let me try that wow it’s like a whole new dimension back here looks like you made it to the next level of the back rooms wow I can’t believe I made it to the next level of

The crack rooms Joe for the last time it’s the back rooms I wonder what this next level has in store for you yeah I wonder hopefully it’s Joseph there’s nowhere to hide oh no he’s back I can’t keep running Obama I need to fight him fight him why would you ever want to

Fight me because you’re here o’ri Joseph take a good look at me look into my eyes is really who you think it is what the it’s Drake that is correct it is your old pal Drizzy Drake holy crap I hacked into the server and built these back

Rooms because I wanted you to finally play with me again you have been ignoring my calls Joseph oh yeah sorry I was busy eating ice cream but why was your voice so deep all of these Canadian wildfires have really given me a sore throat these past few days I’m sorry for

Scaring you Joseph Pooh never call me that again sorry baby Drake how do I get out of this place just go through that door and you should see your Abode thanks man hey Joseph does this mean I can play with you and your Amigos now ha

No way Bozo guys I’m out exploring and you’re never going to guess what I just found did you find classified government documents in my home you have classified government documents in your home uh no guys I found an ice spice biome a what biome an ice spice biome I think he

Means ice spikes biome no I mean an ice spice biome Joe you obviously mean ice spikes there’s no such thing as oh holy I just looked at his screen share guys guys this new 1.20 update is so cool I couldn’t agree more Joe I love

Riding the camels pause shut up Joe that wasn’t even a pause moment my favorite new feature got to be the new armor trims I’m going to look drippy AF the armor trims are pretty cool not going to lie what’s your favorite feature Joe probably archaeology it’s just so cool

Finding stuff in the sand of course your ancient ass would like that you probably lived with the Dinosaurs as a kid looks like I dug up something cool it’s a sniffer egg a sniffer egg that’s ironic considering your history shut up Donald hey Obama before Donald gets on today

I’m going to set a trap for him oh no not this again it’s revenge for when he killed my pet sniffer Herbert P sniffer what are you planning on doing well I spent the past hour building this comedically complicated contraption that will drop an anvil on his head once he

Opens the house door Joe why don’t you just ask him to treat you better and to stop being mean he never listens hey guys how’s it going this morning it’s going great Donald could you do me a favor and help me with something outside sure thing Joe hey

What’s all this stuff doing out here now that my sniffer pen is complete all I need to do is wait for the egg to hatch Joe the sniffer is a useless mob that’s good for nothing you’re wasting your time I’m going to have to agree

With Donald on this one the sniffer is a boring mob shut up guys don’t Trash Talk Herbert P sniffer you named him Herbert P sniffer he hasn’t even hatched yet yeah that name is horrendous you should have named him something cool like Donald Donald might be an even worse

Name actually shut up Obama stop clowning guys wow Herbert just hatched let me take a look you’re hyping him up way too much holy crap he’s adorable that might be the cutest thing I’ve ever seen I could cry what the hell Donald what the I’m stuck between all these cobwebs this

Cave is dustier than your mother Trump haha Joe not so sleepy today are you did you make that one up by yourself or did you have have your PR team write it for you all off the Dome my friend if that’s the case this Stone I’m mining is drier

Than your wife’s mouth Joe and their relationship wait wait shut up I think I hear a spawner below let me go investigate be careful Joe I love you what nothing relax Trump I’m a real OG it’s too easy wait Biden I’m coming down with you ha Trump you’re a shut up

Obama I died because of ping ping what the hell are you talking about Trump we’re playing in offline mode oh right guys YouTube sent me another package another one no way yeah well last time when I ordered the play button I entered the wrong channel name

So I thought I’d surprise you guys by correcting my mistake that’s actually very nice of you Joe yeah how thoughtful all right here it is Tada wow this one looks pretty clean wait a minute Joe take the plastic off did you put a freaking emoji on the play button well I

I thought that because this is a Minecraft Channel a pickaxe Emoji would look nice I low key kind of like the Emoji guys the Emoji is cringe as hell Joe you ruin everything I uh well uh at least I got this package by Rick card no one cares sleepy Joe guys I finally

Decided to go out and get wither skulls it’s about time we get a beacon are you serious Joe this seems a little above your skill level I commend you for the determination but you’re definitely going to lose your stuff don’t worry guys I have my trusty iron armor and I

Even brought a water bucket I’m always prepared who going to tell him not me he he he tell me what oh it’s nothing Joe I can’t find wither skeletons anywhere they must be scared and hiding from me surely that’s the only explanation hey I think I hear some on the other side of

This wall be careful Joe be careful wait actually I don’t care don’t worry guys I will guys I finally got three wither skulls I can finally get a beacon Joe you’re forgetting an important step yeah Joe there’s no way you were going to be able to kill the Wither I searched up a

Tutorial online and saw I can suffocate it in Bedrock it will be a piece of cake wait that’s actually pretty smart yeah wow Joe I never thought I’d say this but I’m actually proud of you thanks guys I found the right formation all I need to

Do is spawn it shouldn’t be too hard yeah I’m spawning it right now uh uh what happened it’s not suffocating and it escaped what the hell Joe guys I think I’m lost in the nether not again Joe this is like the 12th time this week can you just go in the ne and

Tell me the coordinates of the portal no way Joe you got to do that yourself fine Joe I’ll help you but you got to write down the coordinates for next time thanks Obama I’ll do just that okay the coordinates are positive 40 positive 240 oh wait I’m actually pretty close I just

Need to get down this Cliff I’m the MLG God so this should be easy wait Joe don’t don’t worry I got this what the heck this is a load of malarkey L IO you can’t place water in the nether guys I’ve been walking for a few hours and I can’t find a single

Village tough luck Joe it’s really annoying hopefully soon I can what is that it’s just some weird wall did you say wall where hold on let me check your screen share holy crap Joe is that the Farland not sure all I know is this place looks weird as hell Joe you said

You were walking for a few hours you must have been walking for a few years I’m not really sure I was watching SpongeBob on my second Monitor and lost track of time SpongeBob is a really good show not going to lie I prefer The Amazing World of Gumball myself is there

Anything rare that spawns here I’ve never been here before I’m not sure Joe maybe you should take a closer look I personally love the farlands they’re just one big wall they got holes in them too just like the wall you built on the border shut it Joe this place is crazy I

Didn’t know this spawned in Minecraft yeah the farlands are pretty cool what’s not to love about a big wall Donald cut it out with the wall jokes sorry I thought they removed the far lands in like Minecraft 1.5 it’s weird that Joe was able to find them uhoh I hope these

Weren’t built by someone else someone else like who my biggest fear Herobrine Joe Herobrine isn’t real every time we’ve run into heroBrine it has just been Drake playing a prank you have nothing to worry about Joe yeah I guess you guys are right oh what’s that what what is this

It appears to be some sort of White Enderman I can’t believe I found this thing in the farlands yeah it’s so weird it looks pretty friendly to me Joe I wouldn’t mess with it I heard it can delete worlds he seems friendly enough to me I think I can be Pals with this

Guy leave him alone don’t tempt fate I think we can be Pals let me shake his hand ah Joe what did we tell you you better keep running what do you think I’m doing quick try to hide I can’t he’s too fast Joe you’re dumb as Nails how am I

Going to get back to the farlands now I hate gravel I never remember to bring a shovel when I’m mining is this guy for real he has to be joking no way joking this is serious I hate gravel Joe you can just place a torch under the gravel

To break it it’s quite simple wait really let me try wow thanks for the tip Obama no problem Joe this is pretty cool uh it’s not stopping huh what’s not stopping the gravel Joe you’re tweaking uh uh how strange Hey Joe today I’m going to prank Donald sounds like a plan but what

Are you going to do I built this roller coaster and when he rides it there’s going to be a pit of lava at the end that’s a pretty good idea I wish I had thought of that thanks just act natural When Donald joins call hey what’s up

Guys nothing much how about you well you see my pet rock just died I’m having a pretty rough day I think Obama can cheer you up wink why did Joe say wink uh no reason hey Donald want to ride this roller coaster I made I’d love to let me

Get in the cart I hope you enjoy the ride haah Joe why are you acting so strange today doesn’t matter this ride is actually pretty fun I’m having so much fun I almost forgot that I am currently filled with Dread and that before playing Minecraft this was the worst day of my

Life all right guys I’m coming back to the base I finally found some pumpkins what the since when did we have a beacon I just got it you guys were taking forever to get one so I did it myself thanks Obama yeah thanks wait why do we

Have haste we should have jump boost jump boost is the worst Beacon effect by far we should have it set to strength strength is good but I think haste is more useful right now I still think jump boost is the way to go Joe knock it off we’re not getting jump boost

Fine uh guys what now Joe I uh I tried to click on the beacon and I misclicked and made an iron golem what the hell Joe how did you manage to mess up clicking on a beacon guys my villager trading Hall is finally done no way Donald actually did something productive shut

It Obama wait what’s a villager trading Hall it’s a place full of my slaves I mean villagers so I can get all the enchantments I need that’s so cool I can’t wait to use it use it it’s for me only what the hell Donald that’s not

Fair sucks to suck Donald can I please use it no please no please no I want to tell Melania that you’re spending all your time playing Minecraft meet me there in 10 minutes haha thanks Donald what the this isn’t fair Joe gets to use it I guess you should make your own I

Guess I’ll do just that my villager breeder is complete now I can start to work on the trading Hall a villager breeder that seems kind of sus Obama yeah I’m with Donald on this one well Donald you took all the remaining villagers so I had to make some more ha

I forgot I did that take that fat L Obama he should take that fat D what Joe that’s disgusting what Diaz and Donald oh uh yeah sure Joe please never say that again wow my villagers are finally breeding there’s absolutely nothing that could make this go

Wrong guys guess what I just found you could do in Minecraft what is it this time Joe you can download texture packs it’s amazing oh yeah they’re pretty cool Joe I hope you find some you like my personal favorite texture pack is the one that makes every block orange why am

I not surprised well I just downloaded this 8K texture pack I can’t wait to see how it looks it was weird that the file size was 23 GB wait Joe don’t use it it’s going to break your potato of a computer don’t be silly Obama it’s

Fine hey Obama I was thinking of going down to the ruined City do you have any tips hello Obama is he listening to ice spice again yeah probably he’s blasting it so loud I hear it through his mic Obama turn that off why are you guys interrupting my fire Tunes ice spice is

Not fire dude yes she is she drops Banger after Banger her music is mid AF Obama you got to be joking there is zero chance you actually listen to ice spice I’m not joking yesterday I actually tweeted out my favorite songs and she was on the list holy he did my

Favorite artist is Kevin McLoud let me turn on his music no Joe please don’t bro these villagers keep escaping it’s so annoying damn that sucks Donald don’t worry I’ll deal with them how like this guys I have quite the dilemma I don’t know if I should go watch the

Barbie movie or if I should watch Oppenheimer isn’t the answer obvious yeah it’s not a hard Choice go see Oppenheimer go see Barbie hold on one second there is absolutely no chance Donald wants to watch Barbie I do Ryan Gosling might be the best actor of all

Time he’s literally me I even have a body pillow of him I also might have a small crush on Margot Robbie but that’s not important Donald that’s kind of weird actually Oppenheimer was shot on 70 MIM IMAX film it has better film quality than any movie ever Joe you’re

Such a nerd no one wants to watch a three-hour movie where half of it is in black and white it looks like it was made before you were born and that’s saying something Barbie was made for little girls the pink is so bright it burns my retinas Hey Joe what is

Oppenheimer actually about I uh didn’t see the trailer it’s about building a bomb I’m in let’s watch it guys I just ran out of food and I’m going to die of hunger looks like sleepy Joe’s wife forgot to pack him a lunch shut up Donald you’re going to

Have to find some mobs to kill and eat Joe I think I’ll just eat my tools what I said I’ll just eat my tools you must have forgotten to take your dementia medication it’s impossible to eat your how the hell did he do that guys I’ve been bridging in the

Nether for ages and I can’t find a single Bastion I didn’t even know you had enough gear to survive one of those shut it Donald yeah Joe those things are pretty rare it might take you a while oh what is that let me check your screen

Share oh that’s just a Strider it won’t hurt you hey uh Joe how are you doing that doing what the bridging with sand thing uh I don’t know Donald I’m scared guys I finally made it to the ancient city hopefully I can find that new armor trim this city seems pretty

Young compared to you sleepy Joe LM IO Joe just remember to be careful you don’t want to accidentally spawn a warden I know Obama that’s the second and last thing I want to happen what’s the last thing that’s not important that new armor trim is pretty rare Joe it’s

Going to take you all day to find it I bet it’s going to be in the next chest I open Donald oh never mind Joe you’re an idiot hey I think I hear something behind this wall be careful Joe don’t worry Obama what could possibly go

Wrong the warden run Joe I’m trying my best quick go in there good thinking Obama you got this Joe I Believe In You Joe what the heck are you doing I’m going to look in the chest it might have the armor trim I want Joe you’ve done a

Lot of stupid things but this might be the stupidest there it is holy crap he actually found one quick Joe get to safety go he’s right behind me isn’t He why did Joe say go looks like I’m trapped this Warden is going to end me I don’t want to end you Joseph what the you can talk of course I just want to be friends everyone always tries to run away from me my life is so lonely leave

It to Joe to become friends with a warden this is the weirdest I’ve ever seen I’d love to be your friend Mr Warden it would be an honor thank you Joseph all I ever wanted was a friend well what should we do now that we’re friends you want to play hide-and seek

Or something I’d love to hey what’s that noise no previously on hello pixel this Warden is going to end me I just want to be friends hey what’s that noise no we all gather here today to mourn the loss of Mr Warden he was a father husband and most importantly a

Friend I would like to personally thank Drake Ice spice Peter Griffin George Obama and Donald for showing up today we’re all here to support you Joseph I know how much he meant to you Mr Warden was loved by many and just like my friend Jeffrey he touched us all this is

The dumbest Joe has ever done he was a warden not a human I’ll pretend I didn’t hear that Mr Warden unfortunately met his demise when a dripstone fell on his head killing him instantly shut up Joe Mr Warden was a rat he got what was coming to him he was barking up the

Wrong tree and no death has ever been more deserved how could you say that Donald wow Joe really invited all the wacky characters to this episode Mr Warden had ties to almost every criminal organization on the planet that’s why I’m blowing up his grave stop it Donald

Donald is it really true was Mr Warden really a terrible person no I just thought it would be funny to blow up his grave ha not cool Donald Donald these past 4 months all you’ve done is bullied me this is the last straw I’m never talking to you again yeah right Joe I

Know you’ll forgive me soon Obama it’s been three weeks and I’m really starting to worry about Joe he hasn’t talked to me a single time maybe you should go apologize to him you’re right Hey Joe can I come in I just want to talk I’m really sorry all right I’m

Coming in there what the Joe Mr Warden ha we got you good Donald you really made a fool of yourself explain yourselves now we thought it would be funny to fake Mr warden’s death we knew you would try to prank the funeral we wanted to make you feel bad about

Yourself everyone was in on it even Drake even me Drizzy Drake uh Drake why are you in our walls you guys are assh guys I’ve done it the mob grinder is complete now we can finally get ender pearls Joe the design you built doesn’t spawn Enderman I knew that Joe that

Thing is going to be a complete eyes sore yeah there’s no use for it either what could we possibly need I mean we could craft tnt with the creeper drops never mind I love it every damn time hey nothing spawning maybe I forgot to break

A torch at the top be careful Joe we don’t want anything wacky or uncharacteristic to happen careful is my middle name your middle name is Robinette uh-oh why is it every time I find a cave Obama’s already mined all the ore I mind that cave weeks ago Donald get your

Money up yeah Donald you’re broke Joe you’re the one wearing iron armor shut up Obama why did you place so many torches I swear these aren’t all necessary well you see Donald in the last update they changed mob spawning mechanics I’ll just take a few of these

Torches I really could use them later I wouldn’t do that Donald mobs are going to spawn you’re overreacting sleepy Joe it’ll all be fine all right my build is almost done I just need one one more thing Joe whatever you’re building I know it will

Suck hey do any of you guys know how to craft a Nether Core Reactor a nether what a nether core reactor Joe you can’t be serious what do you mean I’m watching a tutorial on how to build this cool ritual thing Joe the nether core reactor

Was removed in like version 0.13 and it was exclusive to Pocket Edition stop lying to me Obama Joe Obama’s probably right I have no idea what you’re talking about Joe when was this tutorial that you’re watching uploaded let me check uh 2013 Joe you’re an idiot Donald I’ve

Been digging for days I can’t find this buried treasure anywhere Joe you’ve probably only been digging for a couple minutes oh here it is I found it I’ve been looking so long now I can come back to the base how long were you digging guys I’m almost done digging out the new basement

For the house cool be never say that again Obama is finally doing something productive Donald when was the last time you contributed to a project uh uh I built the uh yeah that’s what I thought hey Obama can I come down and see the new area sure Joe it’s just down the

Ladder in the base I’ll be there in a sec what the hell guys guess what I just got what is it this time a doggy he’s so cute that’s amazing what are you going to name him I’m thinking something cool like Donald Jr Donald that name is so bad you should

Name him Herbert P dog Joe why are you obsessed with calling everything Herbert I’m not sure actually me and Donald junor are mining he’s helping me so much that’s great to hear Donald I love him so much if something terrible were to happen to him I would probably cry for days on end

No Donald hasn’t joined the server in days Obama he’s really taking the death of his wolf really bad you’re right Joe if only there was something we could do to cheer him up I have an idea we could get him a new friend like a creeper I

Don’t think that’s a good too late I’m doing it all right I’m logging on what do you want Joe me and Obama got you a cool gift I had nothing to do with this go on open it thanks Joe I really appreciate it I know whatever it is it’ll be

Great ha which one of you built this ugly looking house not me wasn’t me sleepy Joe are you sure you didn’t build it and forget about it nah this build is much better than what I could do fine Joe I’ll check your screen share Joe that’s a woodland Mansion they’re pretty

Rare what do they do well there’s some mobs that spawn in there and you can find a new armor trim and an armor trim I love those this dude is going to die instantly LOL no I’m not uh what is that thing it’s an evoker

Yeah this dude is dead meat uh an evoker run Joo I feel like we’ve been in this situation before quick go in there oh cool a chicken I I shall call him seor clux Joe that’s a statue I knew that hey it’s the armor trim let’s go great job Joe now

Get out of there this mission was such a success it’s nice that Joe finally completed an adventure without dying I thought I’d never see the day guys I’ve been hiding this for a while but I just finished my tree house that’s actually pretty nifty Joe I uh I

Forget what Nifty means but thanks yeah to be honest I don’t know what Nifty means either you’re you think you could give us a tour Joe sure thing up here is the bedroom uh over here is the kitchen this is the storage and this is the

Fireplace Joe this is all just one room okay and it meets my every need Hey Joe why don’t you light the fireplace seems chilly in there great idea Donald I’m going to go get some more food I’m running low Hey Joe look behind you haha my Treehouse guys I just

Finished my chicken farm it’s tremendous it’s groundbreaking no one knows chickens like I do and no one loves meat as much as me there’s at least three different jokes I could make here hey Donald can I buy some cooked chicken from you I’m running low on food sure

Joe it’s one Diamond per cooked chicken come again I said it’s one Diamond per cooked chicken what the hell Donald no one’s buying that crap actually I have two diamonds I’ll buy two chicken this is called business Obama you should learn a thing or two you should learn a

Thing or two about how not to get arrested shut it Obama oh it looks like the farm isn’t working working properly let me take a look and that’s when I told him that the lobby was down the hall and to the left great story Donald yeah it was even

Better the 12th time thanks guys great googly moogly what is that Donald that’s a shipwreck you can find a pretty cool treasure map in it what does the map lead to treasure auga I want it Donald will you split any of the treasure with me not a chance sleepy Joe ha why are

You always so mean all right I found it let’s go good job Donald now you need to find where it leads this will surely be a two-part story now what now it doesn’t matter Joe the audience will know what I’m talking about what audience I’ve been looking for hours I’m so close to

The treasure I can taste it I actually think that might be a medical condition called djua you should talk to your doctor if you have a metal taste in your mouth it’s an expression Obama the treasure map is leading to right here I must be right on top of it

I hope you find it Donald yeah me too here it is I can’t wait to see my reward hey guys Morgan Freeman here sorry to interrupt but what Donald doesn’t know is that last week Obama found the same map and decided to play a trick on Donald he replaced the chest with a

Trapped chest and placed TNT under it Morgan Freeman out wow a heart of the sea and so much gold hey what’s that noise finally I found a melon this took forever that’s great Joe yeah so uh you going to break kid I’m just admiring it

For now I got all the time in the world Donald what’s it going to do run away what the guys I’ve been exploring a ton and I found these cool looking donkeys Joe those are goats I knew that is there anything cool over there Joe I haven’t really explored that area much no

Nothing that I can see right now I’ll let you know if I find anything guys I’m finally going to be productive and build a sheep farm you’re building it so you can craft more bed sleepy Joe shut up Donald but yes that’s why I’m building it Joe I think it’s

Great that you finally decided to stop goofing off hey Donald do you think you could help me breed these sheep I don’t have that much wheat no way Joe did you not hear what they added last update the noises they make make me so uncomfortable yeah Joe I would not be

Breeding those sheep I know this is just another silly trick you guys are playing on me I’m not falling for it guys I decided to build an ice Road in the nether it was taking way too long to travel in the Overworld that’s actually a pretty good idea Obama that’s

So cool can I try it out Obama sure thing Joe it’s right next to the nether portal all right thanks I’m coming over is this going to be a repeat of the incident I think it might be all right I’m coming over Obama Hey Joe just letting you know that the bridge isn’t

Complete yet so you might want to slow down near the end guys I’m tired of playing vanilla Minecraft I think we should try to play with some mods that’s a stupendous idea Donald good thinking I love to play with mods but uh my PC kind of sucks aren’t there gaming PCs in the

White House I thought I left a few there no I took them all when I left office what the heck Donald here Joe I’ll make it up to you I’ll send you my custom mod pack I paid Elon Musk to make it for me it’s so good it even has the mod Donald

That’s disgusting all right I’ll try it out guys I just installed the pack time to give it a try uhoh Hey Joe I have a gift for you Donald is being nice something must be up no tricks today just an honest gift thanks Donald what is it I got you your

Very own set of diamond armor wow that’s so cool can I see it sure thing here you go Joe wow this is amazing I’ll put it on right now Donald That’s Just sh quiet Obama this armor means so much to me Donald you see I’ve really been struggling to get diamonds I’m really

Happy that you took the time out of your day to make this for me I am forever grateful yeah yeah whatever Joe wow with this new armor I feel Invincible I can really Take On The World guys I was tired of climbing the mountain every time I needed chicken so

I built a staircase wait have you been stealing from my chicken farm I’m not answering that question hey the staircase is pretty cool Obama thanks Joe just be careful I’m digging a hole at the top that will connect to our base careful is my middle name Joe I have a

Copy of your birth certificate I assure you it is not that’s kind of weird Donald Joe what did I tell you you got to be careful there’s no way Joe fell and died he can’t possibly be that dumb you go take a look Donald see for yourself that’s what I’m doing right

Now I’m going to take a page out of Obama’s book and build a TNT cannon what the hell Donald relax I’m just joking around Donald why are you building a TNT cannon anyways well you see I wanted to protect this Donald statue ever since I

Was a little boy I always wanted a don’t care I want to see you fire the cannon fine Joe you’re so impatient all right here we go oh crap I forgot the water all right Mr Warden the surprise is ready you can turn around now wow

What is all this we built you a room in the basement I know living in my bedroom was kind of cramped yeah all of us helped out even Donald I didn’t have a choice they threatened to show my search history to Melania ignore him this is so

Nice of you guys I hope you like it Mr Warden like it I love it yeah yeah that’s great Donald why are you looking around like that well at the end of most videos one of us dies in a wacky and uncharacteristic way Donald there’s no joke in this video it’s just heartwarming

Moments oh I forgot I put that Anvil there hey how’s it going Mr Warden you said you wanted to see me yeah I was just so happy that you built me this new bedroom I wanted to get you a gift Mr Warden I didn’t help you for gifts I

Helped out of the kindness of my heart I’ll take the gift Mr Warden shut the hell up Donald Joe I wanted to give you this full set of diamond armor that’s so nice of you but I already have a set of diamond armor Donald gave it to me last

Week oh no Joe that set of armor it uh it isn’t really diamond yeah Joe that’s just leather armor DED blue what the hell I’m going to take this real diamond armor and go kill Donald Joe I can explain no more excuses Donald it’s time

I do something I should have done a long time ago Donald did did you really give me dyed leather armor claiming it was Diamond Joe I can explain it was just a prank bro I’m tired of all your pranks Donald I’m always the butt of the Joe

Just calm down Joe I still have better armor than you don’t even try to fight me I may not be able to kill you but I can kill what you love wait you’re going to kill my limited edition big red boots that’s too far Joe no you idiot I’m

Going to blow up your statue of yourself it’s time you learn your lesson Joe stop too late Donald this ends here no more pranks I promise too late Donald guys I just found three diamonds you know what this means you can craft a pickaxe no I can craft an axe Joe why

Would you want that seems like a waste of diamonds all we have is Birchwood which is super ugly I’m going to go get some Oak and Spruce logs wait that’s actually a pretty good idea Joe I know that’s why I’m doing it hey Obama where

Did you find the oak for our house I need to know where to look uh-oh Joe did you just strip the log yeah now I got to even everything out no Joe don’t hey guys I just found a bamboo forest that’s so cool Donald make sure

To bring some back we’ll do Joe OMG are those pandas are you thinking what I’m thinking Donald we should exploit them for personal gain no you should bring one back to the base that’s actually a good plan Obama I’ll do just that can we name one of the pandas Herbert P panda

That name just has a nice ring to it Joe why do you always want to name everything Herbert just ignore him these guys are so annoying they won’t get in my boat well maybe he just doesn’t want to be your Friend these pandas are stupid Hey Obama I just brewed these invisibility potions and I’m going to use them to prank Joe you guys act like four-year-olds he’ll be sorry for messing with me IED him back from the bathroom and it had to take a wee wee we didn’t need to know

That that Hey Joe can you come upstairs there’s a weird glitch that’s happening yeah sure thing anything for my pal Donald Joe we’re not pals we’re enemies funny joke ah I’ll ghost place the block Donald come quick I’m mining right now Joe what’s happening there’s a ghost upstairs he’s placing blocks I haven’t

See him making blocks float that must be scary Joe it is he thankfully Obama let me borrow his sharpness 5 neite sword I never said you could borrow that this should take care of him wait Joe stop it’s kind of sad that Obama couldn’t join us today yeah he’ll miss my friend

That I invited a friend who would want to be friends with you lots of people Joe here I’ll tell him to join right now hey or uh what’s up guys holy crap is that JFK no it’s ice spice yes of course it’s JFK why does he sound like

That is there something in his throat I will have you know that uh there is nothing in my throat this dude is weird Donald you should never have invited him shut up Joe just give him a chance chance you should be more open-minded well Donald jfa was one of the most

Open-minded presidents literally I ER have never played this Minecraft before why is this lanky dude looking at me funny you want to square up little bro JFK that’s a skeleton I uh knew that history repeats itself Donald are you really just going to let JFK run

Wild on the server what’s Obama going to think when he gets back shoot I guess I didn’t really think this through why is this broad looking at me funny you were uh want to come back to my place babe does he know that the villagers aren’t

Real people I don’t know Joe he didn’t even know what a computer was when I showed him one this is going to end poorly I can tell this broad won’t follow me she uh clearly doesn’t know I have chisled abs I wish we could ban him

From the server but only Obama is op drastic times call for drastic measures I might have to use my secret command block you have a secret command block shh keep it down I’ll use it to ban JFK if you promise not to tell Obama fine

What whatever it takes to get him out of here all right I’m Banning him right now babe why won’t you lay in the bed so we can we never speak of this again hey guys sorry I wasn’t here the past few days Michelle said I was spending too

Much time on the computer it’s all right Obama absolutely nothing wacky and uncharacteristic happened when you were gone that’s great to hear yeah you really missed nothing oh hey I found a tiger Village never seen one of those before oh wow I heard those are pretty rare Donald are you guys thinking what

I’m thinking you’re going to exploit them for personal gain you know me too well I think first they’ll start by taking their crops hey what who said that shut the yo chill out shut the up stupid ass fine I’ll leave just please never talk to me again you freak n man

Shut the and that’s when I told him I asked for lip balm not more bombs cool story didn’t ask shut up Donald what the heck is this oh I built a wall around our base do you like it I was just out here a few minutes ago how did

You build it so fast fast I guess I’m just a fast Builder Obama Donald has a secret command what Joe was going to say is that uh that I uh I have a secret love for walls not much of a secret that’s not what I was going to say shut

Up Joe I guess you are a pretty quick Builder yep I finish everything quick right I’m going to be keeping an eye on you Donald guys the mob vote just started you already know I’m voting for The Penguin Joe must have forgotten to take his dementia pills today because he

Forgot that the penguin literally adds nothing new to the game yeah Donald might be right for once we all know the crab is the right choice the crab you can’t be serious Obama the armadillo clearly is the right choice it adds a cool new mob and wolf armor you only

Like it because it’s orange like you if you took better care of your wolves you wouldn’t need the armor well I think the penguins are cute shut up Jo the crab adds The Crab Claw which allows you to place blocks farther I know you just want to be further from the TNT you

Place when it detonates you’re not fooling anyone I also like the penguin because shut up Joe the penguin isn’t even in the conversation I guess only time will tell which mob is best I’m so confident that that stupid penguin won’t win that if it does I’ll give back all

The classified documents that I took from the White House you took what from what uh nothing I never thought I’d see the day it’s episode 100 of playing on the survival world I’m surprised Joe survived this long to be honest shut up guys behave remember what we went over

Oh yeah the announcements Donald why is your gameplay a crappy parkour video I uh I forgot to press record well first we wanted to thank you all for 600,000 subscribers we appreciate every single one of you even you James I see you watching right now that was a little

Creepy Donald we also wanted to address the comments asking if the series was stopping as you may know another Creator called PB stopped his series and people were concerned that we would stop as well we’ll keep uploading as long as you guys keep watching we’ve uploaded every

Other day for the past 200 days and we have no plans of stopping we’ll keep uploading for as long as we live I think November 8th 2023 will be an unfortunate day for you Joe what the hell is that supposed to mean both of you be quiet

Once again thanks for watching see you soon