OMZ’s Mom’s Insane Fan Girl From Birth To Death!

Push baby go what the what just happened where am I oh my gosh hi baby welcome to the world what in the what was I just born whoa what’s good welcome to the hospital oh hi I was just born into this awesome Hospital everyone’s so nice here now get

Off the floor and get on the bed you bad baby what really bro yeah dude she’s not nice oh no are you serious right now you’re going to stay here until someone adopts you and I’m going to go stay with my boyfriend outside wait why are you he

You can’t just leave us here really bro oh hello welcome to the hospital oh hi and M you look a little bit familiar I’m not going to lie oh cute no boy oh hello my name is SS guys and where even are we right now dude we’re in the hospital

This is where we have to find parents wait hold up none of us have parents no we were all just born too oh my n this is crazy and wo wo wo there’s a cute girl over there whoa what’s your name hey oh no okay something’s really wrong

With this but I don’t know what’s wrong with this oh hi my name’s Olivia oh hello Olivia my name is SS we have pretty similar names for some reason I just can’t put my finger as to why but what’s your name girl oh hey cute boy my

Name is Crystal o I like the name Crystal what’s your name person who’s trying to rise up the lady that doesn’t make sense for you to rise up what’s good my name is Luke and that’s my girlfriend right over there he all right all right I don’t know why this feels

Wrong but okay but guys are we just going to St here like for the rest of our lives yes this is awesome we get to sit on beds and like what is this really going to be our life forever just sitting on beds yeah until someone comes

And picks us up what no guys we can’t just sit here forever this is our life just sitting here forever and ever and ever what now guys don’t you want to see the outside world wo it looks so beautiful look there’s like water wao we

Could like pee in it I want to escape now I know right it’s so beautiful yes me too oh my gosh all in favor of escaping the hospital and being free say I I I I all right so it’s settled we’re going to escape up wait how hard is it to

Escape can we just walk out um hello hello hey what the what is wrong with you hey why does the crazy lady have a sword what why why why is she doing that it’s cuz she doesn’t want us to escape what um excuse me ma’am miss lady we all

Want to escape and be free and live on our own nuh-uh you kids are here to stay what why do we have to stay here cuz someone has to adopt you and pay me for it so stay your butt back on the bed oh my n are you serious right now all right

Well what if I just run away oh yeah’s what’s up come here what do you think you’re doing oh my God she just hit me with the sword on my face are you serious right now yep the same thing happened to me when I tried to escape

What so we’re just going to be here forever you know what that’s it I’m blocking off the door hey what the no you can’t do that oh my gosh guys we’re never going to escape she just blocked off the door oh well I guess we’re just

Going to live here for the rest of our lives I guess this is fine no hey slaps to the face this is not fine guys we have to work together to escape I work with Shorty over here what’s your name hey hey this is weird I don’t know

Why but I don’t like this one bit oh my gosh does anybody have a plan how do we escape oh the hospital I say that we just accept it cuz the door’s locked off with obsidian what oh go you’re right obsidian is unbreakable oh no W we’re

Never going to be free oh no guys we’re not going to be free like this all we need is a little bit of Hope Well’s goody we’re here to save you hey hey Hope Has Arrived Hope Has Arrived wa um who are you guys hi I’m Lily who are you

Oh hi my name’s SS I was just borned and these are my friends Olivia Crystal and ly pus oh nice yo what’s up my name is Roxy and I’m the destroyer of worlds W hello Roxy um what are you guys doing right now we’re breaking you out of this

Piece oh let’s go Luke I told you we escaping my boy I told you I told you let’s go we just needed to have some hope oh yeah yeah and wa are we in the grop vena yeah but we have to go quick before Alexa Catches Us Oh no you’re

Right let’s go we’re on a spy mission Alexa you’re a butt face huh what was that where’s the kids at oh no she found out come on guys and wait you guys thoughted this plan like all the way through right there’s no mist Stakes yeah we’re

Outside now oh let’s go what the what is this I changed the fence so you end up in this room are you serious right now you can’t just do that all right I’m going Juke you out I’m going to go left I’m going to go right I’m going to go up your but

I’m going go up your you can’t run from me oh my gosh wow that really hurt yeah I got the sword like three times already oh my no what can you please let us out I’ll give you anything you want $500 each w oh my

Go yeah I can give you like a carpet please just let us out uh what this has no value oh my you’re the worst just leave us alone guys we seriously need a plan how do we get out of here I’ve been trying my whole life five minutes to

Escape oh my No 5 minutes that doesn’t sound like a lot but that’s literally my whole life as well Luke plan give me one uh I say we just all run for it cuz she can’t catch us ooh yes yes yes everyone we should partner up I’m going to

Partner with that girl over there the one with the really cute eyes oh Olivia me too he all right all right all right dude she has the exact same eyes as me that’s really weird yeah dude it’s almost like she’s the girl version of you H that doesn’t make sense but oh

We’re going to go together Crystal I’m carrying your booty all right all right I had no problem with that hey hey hey don’t make it weird and Lily are you going to go with Roxy oh my gosh yes yes yes finally oh no all right let’s go

Everyone pick up your partner and we’re and we’re going to dip all right let’s do it we need to open the door run run run for dear life where do we go where do we go everyone follow me over here follow me over here it’s a Play Place go go go go

Go you can’t to come back Juke out around the corner first Juke around Juke around everyone hide in the bushes okay I’m hiding I’m hiding everyone in the bushes in the bushes in the bushes they won’t see us in here oh yeah yeah we’re all blending in sh where did those

Little far faces go oh n she’s right there everyone shh sh Luke I can hear you breathing oh my my girl no no no oh my gosh oh my gosh but I don’t think she knows anything they probably went to the water park let me go give it a look oh

She’s going to the water park everyone quickly into the play place and oh myar we just escaped out of the hospital let’s go and now we can play Oh My Gosh guys we can be like kids this is lit and we don’t have any parents we should play

Tag you’re in hey what you can’t just are you Ser better okay fine I’ll give you guys 10 seconds 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 ready or not I’m coming for them booty cheeks hold up should we be playing or preparing for Alexa to capture us well

She’s not going to capture us they just play it I’m coming for your butt hey CH what’s up Lily guess what you’re Lily’s on my team now Lily you’re on the Tigers team you ready to Boom some butts yeah come here Crystal hey what’s up I’ve Got Crystal really oh

My gosh good Olivia what’s up Olivia I see you hiding you’re not even blending in were you trying to hide with the yellow what I thought if I couldn’t see you you wouldn’t be able to see me oh my what oh gosh but now it’s just Roxy and

Luke and Roxy oh Roxy I see you boy yep hey really bro oh my gosh Roxy put himself up here but I see the lad T oh go luk where you at my boy where you at you guys don’t know where I’m at wait what how in the yacht did you get

Up there Luke give me your secrets there’s no way I got up here how did you get up here oh no he where is he what’s up let’s go oh my gosh guys being a little kid is awesome hey you kids what are you doing out of school oh my Dar who the

Heck is that guy he has a beard he’s old he’s old no um um wait guys don’t worry don’t worry I’m a professional at speaking to old people we going back to the hospital now no guys don’t feel bad don’t feel bad no no no no no no oh my

No no no oh my gosh hey hey back up off me back up off me listen up listen up all of y’all should be in school H what um guys what school oh is this somewhere where we can eat oh yeah of course there’s a cafeteria hold

Up whoa whoa wa School sounds lit huh I’ve never heard a kid say that wait what what do you mean School sounds awesome wait is there going to be other kids or age to hang out with of course there is you guys are all going to be in

The same class is where you learn School sounds awesome school school school school schol oh my gosh Mr Sir take us to school huh this is weird I thought you guys were skipping school but follow me to class let’s go everyone we’re going to class and wait Luke what does

Going to class mean it means that we’re going to be in a classroom with a teacher and she’s going to teach us stuff ooh School sounds so awesome and told not like hard or anything welcome back to school get inside now why is yelling at us we just sir we’re going in

Hey Luke why are we just listening to this red up dude that’s bald he’s balds he’s a principal dude W what does that mean that means you guys listen to me at all times now get to class what what’s a class I said get to class does anybody have like a meeting

Of this class uh maybe this is class oh all right let’s go to class and ooh this looks cool hey are you guys seriously goofing off follow me it’s upstairs oh all right Mr Sir let’s go upstairs guys this probably going to be a brand new

Fun experience for all of us and whoa you all L your class sit down in your seats now uh who is this guy um who are you oh I am your professor now get into seat what Professor what does that mean Luke what does that mean oh oh I think it

Means teacher but fancy oh are you a fancy teacher why are you fancy don’t you dare question me sit down is he allowed to be hitting us like that is that allowed I’ll have you know you cannot hit ums you big meanie sit down you little girl I’m sitting I’m sitting

I’m sitting yes sir what what is going okay sir we’re all sitting oh oh guys we’re all in seats this is L boots and pants and boots and pants and Ohs dro the bee real quick wait wait oh we’re doing a class be my name is crazy Ridiculous you do that Sir Mr Professor we’re here what why are we here does anybody remember why homes we’re here to eat food oh yeah school is a place where we eat food yeah sir where’s the food we’re all hungry right guys uh yeah I’m staring Grumble Grumble Grumble oh yeah

Yeah Grumble Grumble sir do you hear the grumbles Grumble Grumble I’m your teacher not your kitchen man no no is he allowed to be doing that is he allowed to do that uh I think so cuz he just did it oh my n Mr Sir where is our food we

Were promised food you are here to graduate with a good education so you can have a good job and not be a BM you could get a good career path what is a career path it’s when you go career and become a teacher like me come here don’t question

Me hold up relax relax relax so what you’re saying is you went to school to go back to school to teach school are you kidding me I got silly bands now what the silly bands me have you not heard of money how do you think things are paid for man oh myy

Do you make a lot of money are you serious I don’t question my money dude oh my gosh are you serious this guy’s hilarious no he’s not hilarious you think I’m hilarious come here okay okay okay Mr Mr Professor sir up red boy hey come on don’t hit Roxy

Show to be the teacher oh Roxy the teacher Roxy little teacher boy you the you can’t do that you can’t oh my go oh my gosh okay Roxy I CH Mr Sir Mister no no actually did it he actually oh my gosh okay Mr Sir just tell us what you

Want to do first question 2 + 5 answer oh Lily’s a smart one in the group oh what’s 2+ 5 10 the very smart Lily she got it are you serious oh gosh next question 7 plus for you answer nope why am I answering

Oh go 7 plus four okay okay if I take my fingers divide the one the two 15 no it’s like 105 million oh oh the bigger number is the better number 105 million what how did you come up with that possibly oh gosh we’re about to get hit with the stickup wow you’re

My best student ever here’s a diploma you graduate early ah a school diploma guys we graduated school congratulations my boy let’s go all right wait wait um an what do we do after we graduate school how do we like survive out in the real world you need to get a real career

Path a job oh a job everyone let’s go we’re going to get a job and a job is a lot of fun and not hard at all let’s do this everyone jump out the window let’s goome and now we have to find a job where should we go in what if we got

Jobs at the bank oh yeah I can be a businessman oh my no oh my no yes Roxy we could be business people and we could be like really really smart and have a whole lot of money just like our professor was saying yes sir we’re going

To be counting that cheese oh yeah yeah and wait I wonder who works at the bank hello is there any workers at the bank that could give us a job hello welcome to the bank wow wait what aren’t you our teacher Professor guy why are you asking

Questions oh it is him he just hit me with the stick you got smacked up oh my gosh well hello Mr sir we went to school for a long time and I got a diploma is that enough to get a job of course not you have to beg what is that really a

Part of getting a job begging or yeah SS you have to be like please please okay please please we need a job we need a job okay okay relax relax you have a job you have a job wait what guys we have jobs let’s go does that mean we’re Bankers now oh

No we’re going to make so much money oh my gosh we’re going to be so rich yes sir and wait wait we got to be like you on kit right like sitting behind a nice comfortable desk in a suit no you’re working security wait what security what does

That mean that means you stand outside and wait for a criminal to come and you capture them what oh my nor that’s L Luke we are security guards oh yeah what goody what goody what goody we got our very own real job yes sir we got to

Practice our moves for when the bad guys come in a CH hey nice nice okay okay Roxy pretend like you’re a bad guy and we’re going to stop you all right ready I’m about to Rob this Bain hey stop right there he made it inside go go go take it

All take it all I told you hold up Luke I think robbing banks makes more money than guarding Banks oh that makes so much more sense wait wait wait wait everyone um come over here in the corner um one second arid that was just a test

Right oh I thought you guys were real criminals give me the emeralds back Roxy yeah give it back Roxy I have a plan to get even more emeralds though all right here you go all right everyone follow me follow me everyone we have to put on some masks what’s happening here

Everyone put on a mask we f go and rob the bank yes this is going to be lit I know right everyone mask up right now and oh my door you can’t even tell that we’re each other this plan is foolproof I know right all right everyone ready

We’re going to go inside and I’ll be like give me the money and then Roxy you have to be serious I have a feeling you’re going to laugh all right I got my silly out what you’re silly okay you got your siles out all right ready 3 2 1 give us give us

No no we got to be serious give me the money yes yes yes guys I’m getting it right now better be more than what you gave Roxy wait a minute what do you know Roxy uh uh uh no no no have you heard of a

Roxy Roxy I mean have you heard of a Roxy person who’s read you just Roxy no no no no no because he he um we went to school with him we went to school with him oh yes yes yes I taught that class ah anyways give me the money okay okay

Take everything take everything you guys need oh my Nar we’re actually getting super rich all right all right sir that’s enough that’s enough you just got robbed boy you’re not that guy everyone dip dip dip dip dip quick we have to run oh yeah yeah boys we just got rich like

It was nothing mask off yes sir I’m feeling like a rebellious teenager boy I know right this is lit we just robbed the bank and there’s no consequences to our actions yes sir let’s Flex our emeralds boy oh yeah we’re stucking that cheese wait who are you I’m the police what are

You doing where did you get those emeralds from hold up hold up hold up hold up hold up hold up you seem familiar no this is my only job I went to college to get a job like this college is that just like he looks familiar oh I feel like we met him

Before yeah have we met you are you our teacher and also the person we just robbed what what are you guys talking about well we just robbed the bank and we stole a ton of oh gosh you should not be saying that to the police

Wait you boys are done for Oh no you’re going to jail go now oh wait wait hold up hold up 1 2 3 4 5 vies there’s six of us and one of you we could beat you up right now you do not tell me what to do you’re going to

Jail boy ah my goash guys we’re going to jail wait do we all have to go to jail or could it just be Ms what no no no look look Luke has evidence on him look o emeralds Luke emeralds pick it up pick

It up oh o I need some of that he has it he has evidence you’re a criminal too oh no we’re going to jail together inside now go all right we’re going we’re going oh Luke do you want to be my bunk mate uh oh yeah we can like tell stories to

Each other oh oh oh yes yes yes all right um let’s see which one should we pick Roxy should we go in this one yeah let’s go this is not supposed to be fun inside now this is going to be so much fun it’s like a vacation everyone P up

Yes sir this is lit we’ll see about that you’re going to go crazy after 10 seconds not true and wow um this is uh this is a b right um I’m going crazy the box is getting smaller the box is getting smaller I need freedom I need freedom I need Freedom please

Try okay all right guys is the solution to our problems farting yeah it makes me feel so good oh my gosh please on kit let us out I am not on kit I the police officer oh my dude please this is terrible nope you’re going to be here

For a million years see you out my n this is actually bad honey this is what happens when you misbehave in school hey why are you talking to be like you’re my mom we don’t even look anything alike at all yeah you’re totally right sorry I

Know right but Luke plan give me one right now I say we live the rest of our lives here oh no we need a plan to get out H let me think let me think let me think we’re in a box okay okay and we’re

Stuck in it I’m here to break you out but faces oh whoa whoa whoa whoa plot twist is that Alexa it’s Alexa I rather being herea please don’t eat our butts don’t eat our butts no guys I come in peace wait what why are you here in piz

I’m having a Redemption Arc duh I’m breaking you guys out let’s go everyone escap we just broke out a prison this is L we get to keep all of our monies up oh that’s perfect take this water and make a fountain for it wait what why do I

Have a feeling that this is SAU the water is named youth Water oh I wouldn’t trust Alexa I know right but I do want to make a fountain with our Emerald blocks boys she yes sir all these blocks is coming in clutch I know right this is looking

Super duper drip then let me go up three blocks and let me put the youth water on top y wait wait wait oh got it there it is now hop inside everyone hop inside um wait are uh should we be hopping inside this this is sus but I want to jump

Inside yeah let’s do it w the only one that feels sleepy yeah what’s happening oh NOS this is the Fountain of Youth oh no and huh where are we oh we’re babies again what no I have you back what that’s why she gave us the youth Water oh my gosh

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