Out-of-Bounds Minecraft Adventure

My name is squido Minecraft and I’m here to tell you the tale of how I got trapped in an alternate Dimension it all started when my associate professor squido blew up her lab hey squid I just blew up my lab oh that’s sad and she

Needed me to go back in time to fix it and I need you to go back in time to fix it and so with this time machine I traveled back to stop her from blowing it up in the first place but I went too far and while I was in the past I

Noticed this weird child I love Minecraft Minecraft is so cool yeah all Minecraft is pretty cool you’re going to love the Cherry ball update but that child later grew up to be Mojang thus creating an alternate timeline where Minecraft development was completely different and when I time traveled Back

To the Future everything was changed oh well I mean I may as well explore what I’ve created welcome everybody today we’re going to be exploring Minecraft reev a mod that reimagines Minecraft’s history so I think it’s like old Minecraft but they’ve added new stuff I’m not sure

Let’s find out I’m loving the leaf particles it’s making me feel like I’m truly within nature which I’m not I’m in my gaming bedroom right now hey Apple I love the nature sounds they are so gorgeous what is that netherite we found it oh huh maybe I need a shovel for that

Ash ooh look at that my coordinates are all colorcoded oh okay I forgot that the combat used to be like that I just tried to crit a pig for those of you who don’t know in Old Minecraft you had to store each pork chop individually like this it

Was there mentally I’ve not moved on from the space of my life wa the hand of Herobrine reacheth from the grave musty Cobblestone can I make a mossy cobblestone sword that would be cool and for you guys who cannot see a thing noop you’re welcome I’m like God I make light

I don’t know if God did anything else aside from make light oh shoot did I just get two huh two coal waa hey I’m so glad that that is still in the game what is the opposite of the one slur I’m planting trees instead of cutting them down oh

Crap oh I’m not pressing that stop what the sorry I just got possessed for a moment oh damn it no mossy cobblestone sword this game is unplayable I don’t even have hunger anymore don’t I just inject this stuff directly into the holes of my face don’t know why I

Described a mouth like that something humongous died here oh my God no no no no no no no oh cool it’s got a meat preview binging what does this ash do can I eat it can I get like a why was that what I thought

Of okay I I Okay the reason I thought of that is because I just randomly remembered one time my mom told me she knew a guy who would eat ash from ash trays like someone would be smoking and he’d be like why would you do that he

Would eat the old cigarettes that were there as well like delicious don’t do that do not eat cigarettes and I’m not talking about smoking them I mean just hey do you drop any meat cuz no you don’t I killed you for no reason can I make a nicotine Factory no I can’t I

Can’t make a nicotine Factory I mean Minecraft is about many things and one of those things is imagination and creativity and I’m imagining Squid’s cigarette Empire for the mafia or something some child is going to be like smoking is cool because of squid and then they’re going to like become ill

And I I don’t don’t smoke oh my God they have flower wait wait wait hold on pause pause pause I don’t know if you guys know this but I’m a big fan of flowers they’re colorful and I love colors I’m a big fan of colors mostly I have the same

Interest as your average 5-year-old oh God damn it they sent me down into the mines to die oh crap wow you go to prison what the heck is that what is that I hear sniffing I hear sniffing I hear sniffing I’m scared of sniffing I’m scared I’m scared I’m

Scared I’m not even kidding I’m scared what is that I killed it I killed it but now the skeleton’s going to kill me damn it game mode Creative don’t look at that what do you mean it’s for operate out who else is going to be operating this world God damn it where am I oh God how am I going to make my flipping cigarette Empire like this and now I’m drowning in quicksand great and now the skeleton

Who’s trying to assassinate me is also drowning in flipping quicksand this is reminding me a lot of Life Ste actually stop it stop it stop it not funny not funny I’m telling USR an adult God damn it God damn it wait I’m out God damn it everybody hates me

And everybody wants to be me cuz everyone is insane except for me ow you know I’m getting hungry I don’t even know what time it is because I changed I changed my background to be like Skype from 2011 and it doesn’t have the time on it no see it’s daytime it’s

Why it’s day look and see look look Glory Glory The Lion King just stop my iron is safe that’s all I really care about I know I am in the middle of a recording but I’m actually getting really hungry in real life so I’m going to go and eat some cigarettes really

Quick I’ll be right back hello sow hi okay so I figured out a way to get you back to regular Minecraft your time machine should be recharged in 1 hour when you’re done in this universe go back in time to the start this video and stop yourself from

Ever changing the timeline in the first place got it yeah I can do that are you eating something right now yeah cigarettes why are you eating cigar okay I’ll see you in an hour bye oh yeah my stuff is all gone no sh these cigarettes taste kind of weird if

I’m being honest I think cuz it’s like moldy if one day I just stop uploading assume it’s because I overdosed on moldy crumpets what the hell what’s going on there it’s grind for this VI you know I’m going to do some off camera mining to get all of the Cobblestone for the

Cigarette factory check this out T welcome to the squiger rette factory now I didn’t do the floor because I just didn’t do the floor it does have a sort of Chimney but I found out that you need to use a gold sword in order to mine cobwebs so there’s no smoke coming out

Of the the factory yet oh and I made a cauldron yeah I probably shouldn’t mention that okay right so I think you just oh can I make a bottle oh I can okay okay okay uh pure Resistance potion what wao oh shoot level two resistance but what am I resistant

Too hey yeah I kind of feel like I did resist that a little bit I’m powerful so yeah that was I guess the survival experience kind of I would like to check out creative mode now wa Crimson log that’s not in the game yet oh my God this dragons this dragons this

Dragons Okay this is like what I thought Minecraft was going to be when I was a kid I was just waiting for the day when Notch updated and he was like I’ve finally added all of the colors of wood to Minecraft comment if you were also convinced that this was going to be

Minecraft in 2013 bomb it would be really helpful I think for this kind of thing if there was like a recipe book because so much of the oh little guy many little guys so much for the appeal of this is that there’s a lot of new

Stuff but I just don’t know what it is oh it’s open what Crimson log no okay right addressing it we’re just in hell yeah no I really can’t overate how much I thought this was what Minecraft was going to be back when I was like nine

Right one thing I noticed is that there is a multiplayer button that implies that there’s servers right oh oh shoot oh I’m going through the ground hold on oh what I’m in the trans Pride eny PR what wao where am I wait this is awesome the ma box has

Arrived this is so 201 oh my God you can put things on the table that is amazing wait what are the rules No Stealing God damn it oh my God there’s someone playing what I’m enchanted it’s called cogs spinning why can’t every server be like berry bush why can’t every server

Be like this okay I know that no stealing was on the rules but they’re not going to know they’re not going to know they’re not going to know yippy I did not I didn’t this is so cool I want to play on this server forever I don’t want to hop on Hypixel I

Don’t want to play Life still I only want to play on Mario’s Hotel r that doesn’t say Mario’s Hotel how did I read materials for us Mario I only ever want to play on the Mario Hotel Asic right I need to make my own house with my materials that I did

Not steal okay if anyone asks you don’t know who squid is if you did she sounds like someone who doesn’t eat cigarettes she oh uh squal Squid’s house there we go they’ve got a glowing tree and a mo Bloom what more could you ever

Ask for you want to come see the squ pop on any yes that does it for re indev I love it so much it’s awesome thank you so much for watching if you if you enjoy please okay we even Reen if it’s like yeah it’s time for use a ghost squid we’ve had

Enough and I just have to take care of my clone from the past yeah we should all be good now to be honest oh Professor squid oh my God hello don’t ever press that self-destruct button okay oh W I wasn’t planning on it yeah yeah all right and thus concludes the

Story of how I got trapped in an alternate timeline if you enjoyed don’t forget to like And subscribe and I will see you guys next time bye-bye