Outtakes and Bloopers – Minecraft (Uncensored)

Mommy love is open any marble dude how did that one come so quick and god i feel like i see lights shifting up there like they’re figuring out your scheme and working away out of it [Laughter] that was the most i’ve been scared to video game for friggin ever we’ll watch

From back here you guys both blew that up pretty good i’m sure i mean but yeah it’s doable though it was so real it felt like it wasn’t a real fall physics wise it was like a like it shot at me it looked great you just like you know with the tension and

Everything is this thing feels like yeah i guess you see it shoot at me real fast with the sound damn yeah all right now we jump safe to safely ready it’s a jump hole it’s a fall wake up [Laughter] oh i guess you hit that little spot just in the middle

That was fun yeah you perfect perfectly right in the center [ __ ] like a magnet just sucking me right into the three blocks that i could [ __ ] die and like i kind of went there instinctively oh i’ll just go here what are the odds the middle yeah yeah

Go right to the [ __ ] middle uh well we learned something today yeah 256 blocks hello hello rolling rolling that’s me yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah how are you going to talk though i want to talk like this now i’m gonna do my kick now yeah i’m a lovable little [ __ ] in my [ __ ]

All right so it’s four everyone talk again check check check how are you Talk again The goddess spoke to me and said hey you should make it a little deeper so when they fall down the hole the zombies get hurt and then they’re easier to kill yeah my wife tells me to go deeper into the hole what are we doing dig more down okay deeper deeper now

Deeper now i can’t get you and your wife out of my head thank you welcome i go deep into that country how deeper now i can’t get you and your wife out of my head thank you welcome [Laughter] i go deep into that country ass how do we make the water not

Easily let them down i love the fact that you’re gonna beep ass and it’s it’s like so much worse everyone’s gonna think you said so much worse everything you’re saying is just i love that you called your wife country yeah [ __ ] yeah she doesn’t watch any of this [ __ ] [Laughter]

Oh where were we where were we in his wife’s country ass yeah oh yeah real deep nah uh no yeah how deep uh how deep do i make this like 20 something mending the ing oh it fell in the tiny hole thought it was a big hole okay obsidian

I don’t even know why i was with me he’s a racist he likes artsy bunkers now he’s wearing the day Archie themed episode it’s gonna be great it’s gonna be the most searchable minecraft one we have done so he just played yeah oh that’s really dumb we should go back even further maybe gun smoke next episode yeah oh yeah oh i’ll get some bella like ghosty films in here yeah

Have a good time [ __ ] you [ __ ] you i’m bella lego see what does that mean what are you doing oh no no no i know no no no no uh-uh [Laughter] yeah that just seemed like a very weird and awkward but funny um person who’s angry oh it’s oh it’s just oh no no you don’t know no no this is not happening i didn’t want to be all that angry and it’s just not happening in my world i liked it

It scared the [ __ ] out of me yeah no i feel like i’m gonna get i’m gonna win something for that one definitely winning something i’m miney i’m going to win a mining oh yeah okay portal is a good sign that’s a good sign please take me home please take me home

Oh country rose take me home where is this this is the ne this is the nether this is under i’m not supposed to be here am i no what where do i go follow the path simon follow the path follow the path oh wow it sounds like appsro but in a

Very sweet voice um i don’t see a path where i’m coming out as soon as you came out of the portal just go down the stairs take a left and follow up there’s not a downstairs check both sides of the portal simon maybe the other side Yeah i don’t know what’s going on man did you find the path no are you even trying simon yeah i’m coming out and i don’t see a path because there’s there’s uh i’m on a balcony i’m on a balcony with no pet other side of the pearl what look everywhere simon

He asked if you looked on the other side of the portal the other side of the portal uh i’m not sure you guys said to to just come out and go down the stairs right we’re starting to think you’re messing with us simon aydah do they did am i seeing something

Different than they think no you’re missing the stairs so i’m seeing what what they see i’m saying we can’t see but you’re saying i i i’m missing stairs aydah yeah are there stairs right in front of me okay so turn around and look through the purple okay

Look through the purple all right so walk through the purple but don’t stop inside it okay so keep going oh there you go jesus christ yeah but i i went like this we know you kept on you kept on telling me to to go from one place to the other

You didn’t say run straight through and don’t don’t pause i’m so confused [Laughter] all right start singing now come back to us yeah no listen guys have fun man he’s looking for one of those behind the stairs uh hold on we’ll investigate this then what the window over there i made it

Over there but there’s no lights so monsters keep spawning in there and just keep staring at us and they’re just trapped back there i like the place i like these redstone blocks it makes it hard yeah they’re such a cool glow yeah it’s a good mix with that uh you can do

Them with blue too guys can we go [Laughter] it looks good with these white ones okay here we go simon yes sir all right well i’m at least shaving it back so it’s not blocking my view okay shave the view if that’s really what you want to do but you leave my footprints do you understand

Yeah we’ll see yeah we’ll see my dick in your ass if you don’t follow my instructions oh yeah yeah we’ll see somewhere else you don’t help me take this down yeah zip it tippy my dick is gonna go in his ass and that’s exactly what okay uh sure what

The minecraft do you man what do you guys do it’s gonna be one of those episodes yeah yeah it’s going to be one of those um be careful here because we will fall this is someone else’s shaft you might remember this yes anthony alex can’t hear you

I can’t either he’s like way in the other room or something we’ll go back and take a look anthony uh disconnect uh from discord and hop back in yeah something’s going on would you i still hear anthony though maybe alex should disconnect me because we’re in the room with [Laughter]

Don’t mind if i do all right sitting on your lap alex save this clip for a behind-the-scenes clip this is funny that’s fun [Laughter] okay all right my stuff’s right there just get home and then go up to my beautiful masterpiece that i built oh you son of a

There’s my light there’s there’s the lights the lights are there where’s my stuff it’s around here somewhere oh oh there’s no way no right on your stuff i died on top of my stuff [Laughter] that’s perfect okay now well how long will my stuff stay there it’s a total of five minutes okay

So i really want to get my stuff yeah try again sink i forgot my own sink oops beep wow whoops oh wow oh oopsie oopsie doopsie oopsie doopsy poopy boy i like that did you like that okay good what’s happening uh remember joey congema that was his go-to end-of-laugh joke thing was that

[Laughter] every time every time i hated it after the second i hate really he did it for another 15 years wow brian’s carrying the torch yep oh thank god [Laughter] my replay thing’s not working hard to get out of your head i don’t have a it wasn’t working last week right [ __ ] yeah

Right alt f9 recording is started hit escape back to game in three two one click Taco that’s right old f9 recording has started saw blade time do you like listen oh my god okay back to game one i’m trying to do my sink anthony sorry sorry a creeper just walked out of a door at me oh my goodness is it minecraft no but like it opened the door

Okay and yeah and it’s the thing i just built sorry go ahead no you just think it just just gas on the sink three two one click the door has pressure plates so it just opened its own door he’s still jumping on you aydah i know it was in between okay

Oh okay i don’t know if you said that i hear it over the child oh look a train daddy it’s a train okay i’m rolling of my [ __ ] get the [ __ ] out of here i was looking i was looking for a little bit of bread man that’s awesome

Got some eggs you got some bread man got some bread bro i don’t care if i die we’re done right almost i’m pretty much dead so oh i’m sorry i hit you no it’s okay cause i forget can you eat eggs no okay all these different games man you know it’s like three Hey buddy how you doing i’m doing good i just discovered a mine that was already under my place did you put that there yeah i’m the mind fairy i just what i don’t know well anyway go get your stuff Yeah i’m the mind fairyload that’s great oh what’d you say make sure the mind fairy line makes it to the cat yeah i just discovered a a mine i didn’t know what i was talking about but i just yeah there’s a mine already underneath here did you put that here okay Hey simon hey what’s up did you i want to show you what i was talking about this is what i just i happen to run across maybe i saw it once before and i forgot but i mean this it’s just all it’s just a hallway what did you put these uh

Torches up no why didn’t you what about it it was pre-torched it was pretty torched i mean yes this is in other words somebody did this and i thought it was you because you said you were the the mind fairy well i was kidding about that but i know but

Look at that isn’t that interesting this is super interesting come on out let’s get out here let’s get out yeah so let’s smell this let’s smell this morning air we’re alive um man i gotta tell you uh i got to tell you a story what so there’s this time i was like wow

I had this idea he’s like man if i dig this hole it goes right to the middle of simon’s new house and there’s gonna be this perfect time where i can just pop up out of the ground it’s like ha ha you know uh you found your founder so so

I was right when i said did you do this yeah i’m the mind fairy you really are the mine fairy yeah i’m am i hey i found the mind fairy and now i will i will sell you on the dark web so they will dissect you Oh well that took a turn yeah oh you’re not the only one that likes things dark came around full circle didn’t it i didn’t blink yet that’s i’m not blinking either hey guys don’t look at me don’t do it you can do this all day [Laughter] no explanation no explanation

Next scene right back here you found my hole on your hole and for some reason i’m like wait a second did you do this that’s [ __ ] funny i made it right before we recorded it was a dumb idea i didn’t know if you were staying at the home if you were i

Was going to do it oh he’s just he just happened to find it that’s why i just happened to find i was digging it out because i was bored under there and i was going to say like i’ll just stay on the ground you know you find a magic tunnel

All lit up and [ __ ] goes right to you that’s creepy that’s some creepy [ __ ] hello hi hello hello hi hey i’m great hello hi hello hi hi new number who this hello hello hi bro hello you’re doing great hi oh okay you guys went away and then i

Couldn’t hear anybody or did you go away you might have gone away no i oh maybe i was looking at it though nothing stopped for me i just said hello five times and you heard it once all right no we heard all five oh did you yeah everyone yes

Oh yeah you all went away where did you go i was saying hello hello hello and nobody was saying no but we were all still talking to each other oh you’re the only one i mean you all went away for me right right right that’s all yeah

I’m not saying you did anything sorry what’s up all right i think we’re ready yeah okay go ahead hello hi yeah hello carol anne that was weird you heard me say hello five like uh several times yeah yep yep and we answered every time yeah it’s pretty fun anyways

Go ahead let’s go anyways jesus [ __ ] i don’t know yeah hello yeah yeah it’s good let’s [ __ ] do it we’re good all right start up a picket line out in front of the bread world his business has been down man about uh yeah protesting breadworld coming to town

Create a sign and just put it inside you yeah i’ll do that i should have taken that damn cart should have taken the cart you can still take the cart hey i’ll go with you if you want to okay this is looking good this is perfect is

It this is home no you take the cart no i’m gonna go right in here your [ __ ] dog look at that who’s here i love that bird that’s a good way to hide swear words isn’t it yeah [Laughter] perfect getting good at that aren’t you what you’re like when you see a small

Child riding their dad’s bike you’re like oh wow he can actually write it oh you mean like when i flew into the water yeah yeah i think a little guy could ride the big bike look at him look at him oh no there he is he [ __ ] up there he is yep yep

Yeah just a matter of time well there’s a microphone in front of your mouth oh my god can you block your microphone when you do that the coffin yeah yeah i can see a scene with anthony what microphone are you talking about earbuds what are you talking about are you talking about me

Yeah what do you yeah but i was coughing but i was coughing away from my phone that’s two feet away from me holy [ __ ] it’s pretty impressive then yeah no just saying it’s pretty loud well you guys are going to have to turn me down i want to see what you’re doing

Because i’m i’m coughing easily to the other little and i’m coughing away from it so you guys gotta turn me down block the microphone when you cough then that’s all i’m turning away completely from the microphone okay then with i can’t cover my mouth and the microphone at the same time every time

I’m gonna call and just there’s no one there with you just cover the mic just do mike yeah that’s what hurts us okay what next [Laughter] it’s like no everyone else change yeah right that’s the easiest thing right that’s there you go mindfulness