Pepper Senpai – AS MANY TEXTURE PACKS AS POSSIBLE – Vtuber Minecraft w/Pepper Senpai!

Can you do it again what let’s do it again do that voice again oh okay delta help me out here wait like that that you know football that’s not the one i was talking about i was thinking the one where i said like hey you guys ready to stream me ready anyone yeah

No i went i was like oh yeah damn i’ll never be able to recreate things and it was pretty good why are you angry at me what i do because yeah uh-huh oh yeah so yeah i have to get that yeah that was great i liked it good job

Uh hey everyone welcome to fedex my name is pepper senpai and today we’re playing yeah i said are you ready to start and you said oh yeah and so i started and then i said do the sound again and then i will i will stop that hang on i got my

Own ad i said are you guys ready to start and you went oh yeah and i was like cool and i started and then i said keep that sound again that’s an octave too high oh yeah no i was like uh vampire says omg you scared me so badly

I’m sorry i’m sorry we’re just here now shut the [ __ ] up oh delta keeps doing that he’s been doing that for like the past 10 minutes and i’m tired of it i’m tired of it you shut up you’re you’re shaggy not scooby-doo don’t be genuinely trying doesn’t mean

You’re heavily laughing but like fusing it with that have you seen your avatar you are shaggy multi-birthday plan who managed to [ __ ] play that game on um [ __ ] [ __ ] i remember what day it was it was like three weeks ago i’m gonna show some fanart wonder

All right uh here’s some fair dog snoop boop uh but then there’s parrot is that my dead parrot jeff yep he says jeff after that’s my dead parrot jeff from like a year ago hi jeff you’re dead you’re a dead parrot because someone made me feed you cookies without me knowing you’re dead

This isn’t this is uh what is that what’s the thing this is this is a false parrot i don’t remember the monty python thing monday wouldn’t it be monty parrot it’s a python snapchat dumb [ __ ] oh shoot oh yeah okay where’s cam hey john christie oh my god hang on

Remarkable norwegian blow in him i’m gonna hang this is your nine o’clock alarm call well that’s what i call it okay what okay there’s no need to be that [ __ ] loud whatever that music was i heard like i was scrolling through my massive notification list and i thought that was

Like some built-in [ __ ] for when you have too many notifications i was about to start [ __ ] dying because it’s like i i’m gonna uh all scrolling for like a few seconds i wanna i kind of wanna play this on stream but i don’t know if i’ll get copyright

What is it yeah it probably would it’s the dead product monty python thing Oh ex parrot that’s it this is an ex product it’s funny that’s pretty good um you know what you know the what you know you know um remember we watched that movie together in the [ __ ] thing like oh yeah we watched the grill yeah good times yeah

I think the funniest part of that movie was when that guy just got kicked in the face did you hear me that’s like the one part where i was actually like laughing hysterically which part the part like i don’t remember what was happening like some guy just got like

Kicked in the face and it was like i was like i kind of remember um shininess is peppered you want me to do a tour of the area i made last time heck yeah because shiny’s in the realm so she can do a little tour of the area i think

That’ll be pretty cool there a way to is there way to do like dead zones on xbox for minecraft i mean i [ __ ] wish man that’s why i got a keyboard that’s why that’s the only reason i got [ __ ] keyboard or minecraft [ __ ] controller sucks on minecraft whoever plays halo for

Keyboard i hate you die just die anyway well i want you to stop existing this is at the moment that’s what i said to brennan i said to brennan in a call the other day i was like hey brandon existing and brandon’s like did you just tell me to kill myself

Your existence is an affront to the great journey like instead of saying of saying i want to stop existing or say like please end please just end please and dude that that’s [ __ ] that’s number one okay i think so i’m bad joke you’re welcome i’m contributing you are contributing

I’d love to have you well i’d love to have you as a child are you gonna give birth to me no how the [ __ ] would that work are you going to have sex with somebody else who will give birth to me but i’m i’m interested and curious about this logic

You you you okay i’m i’m pinging everyone on the halo 3 discord right now begging me to get the begging for me to play test like get the [ __ ] out of here joking okay um because what the [ __ ] vampire says i think pepper cam delta and zaptop are super cool hell yeah

Hell yeah thank you oh no no who verbalizes this vampire i said vampire delta cameron and brennan are cool failed attempting to join realm please connect later can you maybe i should connect my fist into your mom oh no that would have been way better if you’re like fisting someone’s mom that

Would have been like much more funny well that’s what that’s what like i was gonna say um like i can’t even i was gonna say like my fist in your ass i was like that’s too stupid i was gonna say mom and then i realized that that probably wouldn’t

Have made it any better or any worse no i think that would be great well you’re great oh thank you you should start fisting moms finally just chuckling softly hey mom about my meeting in life get away no she’s home right now wait no oh okay

I thought you were just yelling to your actual mother in real life telling her that you’re going to fist her i’m alex i have to die don’t die i’m going into the minecraft now alex okay so my name is real quick so i want to tell you guys

Chat uh the plan for the stream the plan for this stream is that we will be uh doing we need everything i got we will be doing a texture pack stream today so every 30 minutes i will be switching to a new texture pack and i think that’ll be pretty fun

Um let me get up the program that allows me to have a timer because it will be nice helpful with my stream deck samson what are you crying about my dog is in here how many seconds are 30 minutes 30 times 1800 yeah oh you’re right you’re smarter than me is upset

I’m that i okay i guess all right here we go so we’re starting with the texture pack called multi-pixel which is this one right here and i’m just gonna be with this for 30 minutes and then it’ll be cool uh bro when the [ __ ] did they add the

Jackal skin to the to the halo uh minecraft thing ah shiny can see me oh oh oh criminal criminal criminal activity okay so first off i’m gonna take a real quick tour of what i’ve worked on since last stream uh that being zap zap’s house and i finished

Also this place i don’t know if that was on stream or not i finished zap zap’s old house in fighter town it’s here i’m going there right now i’ll hell yeah it’s actually the game so actually playing the game stop stop’s here and that makes me super happy vamp redeemed and asked

Okay uh thank you for the sweets and i’m giving you very tasty you can now ask me anything vampire can we also ask your friends yes if they consent basically if you ask them a question they don’t want to answer that’s fine but if you can ask me anything uh so this is

Any order oh so this is zap’s face stops up are you watching the stream right now oh no i can’t i’m in the game though i’m trying to like what are the coordinates uh 10 20 negative 460. 10 20 negative oh okay okay thank you but uh yeah so zapzap’s place

Is here from because we used to have an old minecraft series before this realm where uh we uh played in a different world and i’m rebuilding the town from that world you’re right it was a server so it wasn’t as uh like built as this route is that’s shiny shiny is here

Oh okay whoa super sexy boing boing boing open necklace here i missed you i’m redeemed for 200 sweets thank you for the sweets tasty do you want it to be do you want it to be a deep voice or a normal voice or a different place or an enemy voice

Oh my [ __ ] ethernet cable [ __ ] fell out man ah damn it pepper i have to lick my own [ __ ] nose oh okay i mean if you say so i don’t even have a nose pepper how is this possible i i don’t know this is it’s life is hard life is conflict and pain

I don’t know how much cool stories up says spy i don’t know how much of this i showed you guys last time but this is like cameron’s house being all done i don’t know how much this was done last week after i explore this i’ll go check out

Shiny’s place and shine you can give us a tour there vampire says okay so this is a question for zap zap with thirsty voice okay i can do a thirsty are you ready all right thirsty voice r your mouth is like drawing [ __ ] you go there you go see that’s hot thanks thanks

Oh my goodness uh vampire says how long have you known pepper’s laptop i’ve known i’ve known peps mcphepperson until uh since like what was it 2017 28 no 2018 yeah yeah but you you knew my content before that but you became friends with me in like 2018 yeah i i was um

Really into halo and i still definitely am not yeah and um i was like you know what i don’t care if this comes with my history oh i’m gonna [ __ ] i’m gonna [ __ ] um look up halo asmr because i kind of found out asmr in 2017 and it was sexy um

And then pep pep yeah pepper added like uh waffle doing the asmr and then i was like yeah this is actually pretty [ __ ] cool bro like god damn it and then like and then like pepper did like a live stream asmr and like i ruined it

Because i kept talking about halo in the chat and would not stop except for like yeah [ __ ] it whatever it was awesome and then and then pepper was like hey do you wanna like [ __ ] wait when did when did um did you make up the stupid decision to

Get me involved in the channel in like 2019 probably i hurt myself uh super sexy says can i redeem zaptop to do an aura ahra too that’s up to zap sound i can only i i’ll um you know what i’ll have to take a shot okay so that means you can i can

Hey if if they redeem it pepper i’m taking a shot i’m taking a shot thank you oh oh i’m being showered oh i got this i have a shot glass i got my own i got my own uh shot glass um it’s just a normal [ __ ] shot glass

Right but there’s a canadian flag on it and it says canada i like it it’s so basic and i couldn’t find my glasses dude that keeps happening it keeps [ __ ] have to happen today and i [ __ ] realized i passed out and my glasses were on my [ __ ] uh on the

Floor underneath my xbox so [ __ ] like damn it man you know what yeah you know what [ __ ] don’t make me play [ __ ] yeah redeem an aura i’ll try to make people happy uh sexy it has successfully redeemed rrr for 200 sweets with sucks sassy uncle voice please says says super sexy

Wait you want me to do this wait need to do this damn it i can i only can only do the ongoing voice um sassy uncle okay let’s see here uncle ronnie uncle ronnie um well uncle ronnie’s an oil field worker and he’s not sussy at all um okay i’ll just oh

[ __ ] i’m bad at this go for it [Laughter] let me let me let me explain it a little for you you put too much like production no no no that was perfect that was perfect that was perfect uh shiny i don’t know if you’re at your home um oh my gosh

Oh oh you’re waving that’s cool can we let me put on my zoom program real quick super sexy furry person i hope you like that what’s what’s their name again uh super sexy boing boing big opine nickel mimi on a chan and they also just said damn now

That’s the content super sexy big pine tree bowing a boy a pine tree get down here fine what’s happening to your face um i’m going towards brett’s castle i’m going the right way am i shiny your skin is super cool whatever is happening to it vampire said that was super cute though

It was i liked it what my [ __ ] stupid thing wow hot yeah yeah nothing shiny is hot and on fire currently you guys torment me and as long as it makes you happy oh now you are not on fire no longer all right noodle uh show us your place you say bonfire what

I said no longer on fire oh i don’t want to make a reference yeah i know i know do it bonfire chinese place is actually like super cool i think like this area is so so neat looking I love it good job noodles good job nice fountain i need to know the chat i don’t know if you guys know what are these green specks that are flying around over here like you see that yeah i know what that is pepper pepper what is that um

Certain lush cave biome blocks make that oh yeah it’s actually i [ __ ] think that shit’s cool dude i think minecraft needs more of that [ __ ] honestly but you wanna know like it’s already intrude um but like do you want to know what i want minecraft the most that like

That i think it would make it way more [ __ ] better what it needs [ __ ] ambience it’s like so badly done so badly it’s like yeah because like the music’s good like the music is good but like this is like give us some wind or some birds or

Something like you know i mean noodles this is this is awesome i didn’t know you created something so beautiful down here this is super cool noodles in the realm yeah it’s not the guitarist from gorillas no it’s shiny for your wolf i don’t know you have this tunnel this is good

Oh this is great wait no actually is this is this wait is this going to scarlets oh heck it’s scarlet stuff it’s not yours is it how much of this did you make because this is awesome uh yeah sort of intrude again uh coordinates again for for either way that’s really cool

Good good job to start it that’s cool i like how it just leads over there oh you guys have a freaking you have you have a cliff clifton do you still have the the cow cliff the cloud cliff oh you don’t have the cloud cliff obliterous

So at work i’m in charge of like the music that plays over the speakers most of the time um delta i will actually lick your head um so i put i put on like an 80s head as in like the [ __ ] which one which one shut up but like um

So to give you some context here a few weeks ago i saw this video of just a low quality sounding funky town with a fish that just keeps spinning around and it was the funniest [ __ ] ever to me for some reason so at work i put on an 80s playlist

Yesterday but there’s like so many songs on it that it was still playing today and when funky town came on i was like oh frick oh frick oh frick like just kept thinking about spinning fish um sorry sorry enderman attacked me i like walked outside and it met my gaze the clifterman um

I don’t know i also wanna read the chat uh sir sexy says do you know did you know zap also means to a hit no wonder why his name is zap zap because his cuteness hit my heart real hard that’s okay that’s the [ __ ] all right you’re you’re a little you’re a little

Sweetheart yeah i hope you i hope you i hope you uh find like a dime under your shoe tomorrow how much i like you a vampire says delta i will eat your eat your hair if you don’t stop my hair you know what no you know what

I’m going to be generous i hope we find a quarter because with recording at least you can buy a [ __ ] gumball do you still buy gumballs for quarters down there maybe i don’t i’ve done it in a while so i don’t know last time i did i couldn’t

But that was like maybe 10 years ago oh yeah you’re old uh [ __ ] so what just joking um what are the coordinates for funkytown it was 10 20 negatives and wait the middle one was 20 no it’s 10 20 is the number the first number is 10 20. 10 20 negative 400 oh

100 and 220. wait do you mean wait the first number is 1020 right yes i just typed it in the chat oh you [ __ ] i thought it was 10 and then like the middle one was 20. no that’d be underground negative 100. okay you know what uh

Where are you don’t listen to pi i’m what location are you near right now what yeah where are you i’m swimming in the ocean it’s really hot he started swimming in the ocean to get ah frick what are your quarterbacks wait do you have another portal this place does yeah

Is there like is it connected to the back room it is well [ __ ] i i’m sorry with dolphins over here in the night time and you’re [ __ ] like oh don’t just use the nettle core i’m like no [ __ ] you dolphins are hot oh you know what pepper i’m gonna do it

Like the good old days i’m gonna arrive on foot well what are your coordinates i want to meet you we can travel together all right all right i’m at 85. okay i’ll see you in two years wait 85 is the first one 85 is the first one uh 62 negative 150. oh god

You bet your [ __ ] ass i’m gonna i’m gonna get there on foot okay i’m gonna come meet you and we can go together you don’t believe you don’t believe in the i didn’t say that i don’t believe in that i did not say that wow get a load of this yo super the

Super sexy wuchan anime person believe in the grunt body actually you know that’s probably the wrong person to ask that question super sexy also said day 34 of waiting for pepper to get stuck in a minecraft washing machine oh no well in minecraft wouldn’t the washing machine just be the [ __ ] like ocean

I mean we’re about to be stuck in the ocean together i’m in the ocean right now i’m [ __ ] wet as hell right now dude and i’m [ __ ] like it’s it’s nighttime it’s cold i’m wet and i’m cold pepper this is what i have to go through oh cauldron oh yeah you’re right that

Would work yeah cauldron would be a good one vampire has redeemed r for 200 sweets thank you for the sweets yum yum yum very tasty um okay so who do you want to do the aura this time what does that mean again doesn’t that mean it’s something sexual no it just

Means well well like our means like well well oh well [ __ ] it now i don’t care about our uh i’ll do that [ __ ] any day without feeling insecure besides if he okay besides if you asked me to do it in a [ __ ] sussy uncle voice what the [ __ ] that was pretty good

Uh vampire says it’s for delta i look crazy can he do a girl voice this time me yeah i guess so can you so for you so remember when you did that can you do it like that that’d be that’d be very good yeah i can’t do that that’s just like my

My my vocal range is very limited when i try and like change pitches that’s something i i have to expand upon over time so can you only do the that’s the girl voice yeah again you want to hear it yeah that is amazing whoa that was what the that was great

Just just do nyania instead of our aura that was great i enjoyed that cute anime i may be the edgy salty guy but i don’t i don’t hate anyone i’m just playing the character i’m just being a little [ __ ] i love you guys you guys are crazy as

[ __ ] and i love crazy people vampire said ah that was so cute it hit my heart dude i’m i was so disorientated i saw this giant pirate ship in the middle of the ocean i was like Why do you why are you dedicating this moment of time to meet me because i’m trying to lead you to the place i want to go on the adventure yeah but there’s so many better people in the no oh oh oh i almost had a heart attack why

I knocked over my whiskey bottle but the cap was on so i didn’t spill anything that’s good okay um no i’m getting there i’m getting there yo pepper the sun goes up your pants go i’m not even speaking for you yankee doodles at the deal [ __ ] 90 fahrenheit weather i’m [ __ ] speaking

For everyone who wears pants you’re [ __ ] weird i’m wearing shorts i super [Laughter] sexy that was the most [ __ ] that was the most [ __ ] genuine what the [ __ ] i’ve ever heard i just i really didn’t expect that from you you’re a crazy [ __ ] you know you’re

The one that said that you’re you have an erection apparently yeah but see the difference where are you i’m at discord island um i’m at uh 9 30 62 27 9 30. is that are you sure is that actually where you are yeah no like yeah i’m legit

I’m at this [ __ ] what’s with the wooden planks in the ocean that have like [ __ ] like torches that like a zone kind of thing uh yeah it’s just like i wanted to see um that’s like inside that is like where treblascus is like it’s the state of tribascus i

Wanted to go back into original xbox 360 minecraft and measure how big the world was and i made a border in our world that is that size so original minecraft xbox 360. [ __ ] sexy that’s that wait how the [ __ ] i don’t i i found it on mine the number oh

That’s less sexy but it’s okay because i think i found it um i’m gonna savon it by him i see a giant [ __ ] tower a giant [ __ ] what’s up can you stop moving actually so i can like get to you please okay oh i can’t come upstairs i have to stop

[ __ ] moving just get wait jesus did she actually ask for you to go upstairs no see it was a little bit it was a bit but like um well delta left so oh you have to go with that you’ve probably just dropped okay wait so oh is that stop stop stop bro

Okay come with me you don’t see me piss jesus crying all right yeah i’m coming yeah wait look get back here you [ __ ] sexy [ __ ] i’m sorry i didn’t mean to just [ __ ] goddamn it it’s okay it’s okay what i wanted i had a i had an odd number of meat in my

Hotbar and it gave me ocd so take my meat thank you all right let’s go monetizing i can see if i can remove it later or something i think oh my god wait is this the is this the [ __ ] wind no way but this is my favorite biome this the

Windswept savannah oh i don’t know that that was a thing yeah it’s like when if you see a savannah and there’s like a [ __ ] kind of like weird mountains and there’s like the grass that’s actually like not yellow it’s called a wind swept so it’s my favorite volume in minecraft

That’s cool this is my favorite what the [ __ ] it’s pretty close to us i gotta i gotta build some stuff here yeah okay pepper you know what i might have to [ __ ] it i might yeah i might have to i have i might have to move out of my apartment

I rent my cave house is now the church you will um okay let’s go this way wait you don’t have electrodes it’s not no it’s not that really it’s not that it’s like a sub biome it’s not are you able to jump in the water sexy says pepper what heat up but also

Soaking wet at the same time me whenever i see you oh hell yeah whipper turn around this man oh i hate men [ __ ] this man kill the men oh my god are you okay i um that was a lot it was my first time on mouth and keyboard for like over like

Two months i’m sorry that’s okay um so confusing okay let’s keep going that was kind of funny though wait is it oh my god pepper 420 no it’s perfect 20. almost five six and twenty four hundred i have six raw beef in my hand yeah and i have nine cooked beef

So that’s 96. see that’s the funny number i thought 69 was a funny number well that’s a sexual number dinkus oh okay uh welcome to the stream of fenn first um apostle hello hello welcome i hope you enjoy thank you for stopping by hey yo boobah hey yo

Dude you guys explore so far dude in my worlds whenever i played i just like limited myself to a hundred blogs like i never really went out but that’s just because like i’m back in the area i started out right in pocket edition oh my god this is the place it is

Wait can i just [ __ ] is the come jar god damn it what just joking okay thank you thank you uh uh i’m trying really hard [ __ ] shiny left right afterwards that’s okay uh you cases like when you pee your feet i do you need some uh don’t talk about that

Labor or uh oh god yeah we do we do that’s true okay well i’m glorious so so also though you can you can there it is there’s your place there they’re back it is you’re gonna get you’re gonna get i’m not even i’m not i’m only wet in a few areas but

Now you’re gonna add the eyes to that list bro like look at this look at that it’s it’s bad when that [ __ ] creeper came over here yeah it blew himself up again like freaked the hell out yeah i remember when you stood right here and i threw the cumstack at you when you

Drank it please i love you come back yeah how’s it going carrie um i’d like to book another appointment with my therapist please i don’t know uh anytime like asap okay yeah thank you that’s that you got me you’re here you’re being particularly funny today oh that’s that’s um i well that’s that’s

That’s well i thought you know what i’ve been you know what i’ve been [ __ ] hey what’s that yeah but listen listen lis the [ __ ] is the inventory button in this [ __ ] pc or compute i i wouldn’t third-person view and accidentally like just started clicking everywhere vampire says is stop stop okay

Uh uh uk says i have haters now oh no wait who is that the uk in the chat has haters i’m sorry to hear that yeah you can’t haters the bunch of [ __ ] american people are like oh the uk socks and i’m like [ __ ] that the uk is amazing that’s like

I mean that’s where half my family came from so i guess i kind of have to [ __ ] vampire says stop stop is so adorable and cute and kind and sweet hell yeah is that that hell yeah hell yeah oh oh well they go the carpets oh god

The [ __ ] carpets wait what i’m throwing my hands yeah yeah oh how does it feel oh a bell oh you even added you know i actually found out that like i kind of don’t like him i hate the word actually the word i don’t i hate that it’s like it’s like

If if i was ever like okay listen listen it’s not it’s never gonna [ __ ] happen in real life because i [ __ ] not i don’t know man i don’t i don’t feel like romance or relationships are for me yeah but like if i was ever like making love to my girl

And like she was like oh please please come in me i would just be so turned off i would just be like you know what no you know what you know you might know right you almost could be like asexual or something like that not been fueled

What you could be like asexual or something you’re well that’s not true because i look at uh ground rule 34 that shit’s hot but well hang on hang on you can look at that stuff and still be asexual asexual just means it’s not like asexual just means you don’t do those stuff in

Real life you’re not interested in the real life stuff you can still enjoy the artwork i mean i wouldn’t like i i mean i’ve always had like that feeling to do it because that’s just natural but like i just don’t want i don’t want to ruin anyone’s life by getting in a

Relationship with me don’t say that no that’s like i’m not even trying to be like edgy is this was this always missing yeah oh i don’t know what the [ __ ] how did this get you you can do whatever you want though to this house in this area like

It is your home and this is your property you just keep pissing all over the place don’t you i keep i need to feed here you can’t i’ll i’ll leave i’ll let you feed let me feed on your happiness Over there holy [ __ ] i wouldn’t have been able if you like dude like what you’re [ __ ] since my connection is kind of ass because like i’m connecting to like [ __ ] america yeah your [ __ ] like flying animation was just like that’s pretty good i wish i could have seen it

Oh my god vampire says pepper can you tell zaps up i think he’s cute uh zap zap vampire thinks you’re cute it’s not worth it ah also oh oh so zaps uh what i think is really great is a year ago it was about a year ago when we

Did uh the 30 uh switching texture packs every 30 seconds thing before and now we’re doing it again and that stream was also largely just me and you which i think is kind of cool that’s running zaps be running you’re sleeping with me tonight okay turns around immediately [Laughter] oh wait what

Oh he went into my house i went to your house that’s pretty good you’re a crazy [ __ ] you know that yes dude that’s like my new saying now every time i play like halo with the guys i’m always just like you guys are you’re all crazy [ __ ] you know that wait a minute

How do i get out of bed how do i uh you press the lead by bed button or escape what i thought i thought this bed i thought this bed was reserved for zika i mean i can go in a different bed oh no she went to get the milk okay i

Switched screens by accident goddammit there’s [ __ ] monsters nearby let’s go kill brett oh um we gotta we gotta go to bed though um also the alarm went off that was the alarm to switch texture packs so i will actually leave and zap some you guys can get better i’ll skip to the day

What the [ __ ] you just [ __ ] lit i was like oh i’m gonna hop in a bit of pepper just [ __ ] deleted sorry i just need to switch texture packs the timer went off okay so that was that was a multi-pixel texture pack um chat i will let you pick the next one

We have ultra modern texture pack mythic summer fields new way you can john smith parallax doku craft steampunk conquest grunge dragonborn skyrim quadrille halloween natural greek pure bd modern hd vanilla bd zigzag horror craft block pixel uh dragon heart halo plastic or ultra cute vampire says can zap that moan

I i can but not right how do you drop [ __ ] in this [ __ ] keyboard all right i’m turning on ultra modern i can moan but i’m not uh not in that mood right now okay modern that sex that makes noise i’m not in this x

I’m not in the grunts i only have sex with species i’m sorry whoa wait stop stop did you block me in yeah what the [ __ ] yeah i blocked you into my house for leaving me and i do it i threw a single piece of dirt that for some

Reason i had my inventory in yours so now you’re going to have to deal jesus [ __ ] broke out i’m coming again coming to get you also for some reason this texture pack makes your house instead of making it look modern it makes it look kind of like caveman-ish

I’m using the ultra modern hd you’re going in here yeah no yeah there you go there you go with the [ __ ] sneak button okay there we go i think it’s too late no no it’s not no it’s not piss plus defense i would never be found now

Okay i can chat my way out of this yeah look at that the power of piss you’ll never [ __ ] power yourself piss i do i wear pistols every day oh i don’t name my next [ __ ] album ooh hell yeah speaking of piss i’m gonna go take a

[ __ ] are there spiders humping in my backyard [ __ ] you get out of here that was cool spider ass [ __ ] hairy legs i wanna tell the chat might have that i’m working on now uh the project being we are going to make a fighter x 72 audio pack for minecraft which would be

We’re going to replace all the monsters and like the mobs monsters and animals voices with voices of people from uh fighter 22 the channel like me cameron brett zap zap delta muobi all of us were gonna voice actually i have to ask myobi still but

A lot of us are going to voice uh characters or creatures in the game and i think it will be quite enjoyable you just imagine like ring the surprise i’m not ruining it i’m telling them about it but they don’t get to hear it yet so it’ll be like yeah they don’t

Know what to do i’m just hyping it up that’s all i can just imagine like it’s like a movie and then like at the end of the movie it’s like pepper as [ __ ] creeper or whatever i’m going to be i’m going to do why i shouldn’t say too many because like

I do want to be a surprise i already know you’re going to do a spider i already [ __ ] know it i don’t actually know it but i’m just like highly assuming that because um i gotta take a big piss i’ll be right back okay i was told also that there was a

Surprise at my home somewhere is there a surprise here well The spice rack is looking real interesting big cheese how you doing boy [ __ ] bro oh you look kind of oh oh i don’t what the what I have suddenly become attracted to a minecraft character i don’t think i like it oh yeah oh yeah whoever that was amazing thank you uh wait what what i uh you’re welcome thank you yeah yeah uh whoever called me cute earlier um i never i never uh

Said thanks to the compliment which i thought would rather rude so thanks i guess hell yeah and vampire says uh hey zops up guess what chicken feet chicken feet why don’t i have pots and pans up here well everyone says everyone’s always like hey guess what i’m like what

Chicken butt and they’re like hahaha this wasn’t grade three so i always felt like i was doing something wrong so my teacher is like my teachers like whenever like um or yo no yeah at the um at the beginning of every [ __ ] week at school like it was monday morning

So guess what happened to me this weekend guys like she’s she would always like to because she like it’s kind of cringe but like she also had like some interesting stories um because she did so much like she wasn’t just a teacher you know yeah um

And since that we were in the third grade you know anything is [ __ ] interesting to us but she’d be like hey guys guess what i did this week and i’m like chicken butt oh no you did chicken butt i’m really happy that i actually that didn’t really happen i just came back on

The spot like i just i like a legit i just made that [ __ ] joke i had a good build up and it had a good end dude i made that up on the [ __ ] spot and i’m so happy why are these doors freaking backwards this texture pack is throwing me off i’m getting

I’m getting better at comedy oh yeah [ __ ] whoever said guess what yeah what’s up was that what uh they said chicken butt You hear that yeah you hear that’s the sound of my balls dropping why are they still metallic well well why aren’t yours um i don’t know do i have a problem with that huh think about that because i got balls of steel um i i have

I don’t even know how i have this much energy dude i had a [ __ ] shitty shift i just uh when i got home i was just like lying in my bed regretting life but i mean now we’re here i mean the power of [ __ ] friendship thanks for

Having oh yeah i’m happy to have you yeah i don’t even know why i [ __ ] don’t even play this game anymore um i also made this area over here um i don’t know if anyone in the realm is actually watching the stream right now but if you ever need obsidian you can go

Here this is like in my basement like you look at the coordinates it’s right there you take two buckets you need obsidian coming to my face oh god and then and then you can come in here and you just put lava there and lava there and then you flip the switch

And you flip this switch from the back and now you have obsidian wait what the [ __ ] wait are you in your house like your old house like the house that was old fighter townhouse no uh oh yeah cause like i’ve been trying to like because cobblestone generators are

[ __ ] easy a two-year-old can do it yeah but i was like how do you make an obsidian generator and then like you’re [ __ ] over here like okay guys so like i’m a nerd and i’m going to like make all these levers that make up it doesn’t it’s not like

I don’t know if it generates it as much it kind of does but you still have to flip switches and stuff it doesn’t just do it automatically like my sheep farm kind of does but the flipping switches is cool that skin is so freaking cool i’m showing you that skin is so freaking

Cool okay vampire says his laptop i was the one that called you cute it was vampire oh is it the flower i don’t okay listen i’m just gonna say it vampire um don’t suck my blood you’ll get diabetes that’s not even a joke i have type one

Sorry pepper five energy you didn’t be fine it’s pretty good because like if you made that joke i would have been like what the [ __ ] that’s okay um i gave it to you no all right no no it’s getting old thank you shiny it’s a nice flower i appreciate it

Wait did you oh wait did shiny mean they gave you something i thought yeah she gave me a thousand i gave you type 1 diabetes what the [ __ ] because like i was talking about it and then like [ __ ] i gave it to you and i’m like i have no

Context on what’s going on between you two so like i just it’s pretty cool crazy [ __ ] okay so uh kind of what i want to do on this stream is uh i want to work more on this laptop area finish that and i also want to like

Get this map done i want to get your uh trophy room finished uh oh oh oh oh and i’m also going to do all these texture packs of course zap zap really i guess i’m sorry i’m [ __ ] stupid i’m taking a shot it stops up really my god

Uh vampire says i’m eating banana pudding right now i don’t know why i misread it i thought you said you’re eating banana pooping right now i was like are you eating a banana whilst pooping currently listen y’all i gotta i gotta be i gotta come clean

Which i do every night but like but like i work i’m a produce guy uh potter’s grunt yeah if you go to my store you’ll see you’ll see a little dude can you actually just imagine that like he walked into a ghost and there’s like a

Grunt wearing like a [ __ ] hat and an apron just waddling around putting up tomatoes and [ __ ] like that’s [ __ ] cute that’s funny it is and he’s like hi and then like but he’s like he has like those claws right so the claws are going through the tomatoes he’s like [ __ ]

Damaged but but um what i was going to say was um i hate bananas i [ __ ] hate them i hate everything about them people look i hate the paste i hate what they well they make me sick when i eat them right like they make my stomach upset but like i just

Like the smell just makes me sick the [ __ ] just i hate everything about them there’s not a thing about bananas that i can like besides maybe pulling off the stickers off of them or pulling the stickers off of them and then like putting them on like they they make

They make me more so like uh they make my throat sting and my tongue swell up a little bit and my lips feel weird so i’m just more so allergic to them i don’t i haven’t tasted them in also like probably 10 years so i don’t really know if i like them honestly

What the [ __ ] like why am i always a decade behind you good questions oh no you’re you’re coming into my house for tonight is that zombies behind you i’m running i’m gonna stab him in the butt okay i killed him i killed him i killed him

I was inside of one while it was gonna explode but i killed it before it got the chance to [ __ ] that’s good he made [ __ ] heart attack dude this game is gonna be a [ __ ] stroke bruh intense minecraft uh vampire says hey zazza if i had to rate you between a one

And ten do you know what i would rate you oh my god i’m being sexed no no you’re [ __ ] i’m being sex crafted get in bed stop that yes oh frick the carpets become carpets ah [ __ ] carpet god damn it oh there’s monsters nearby i

Can’t [ __ ] come or i can’t go to bed i mean i can’t go to bed what’s wrong with you where’s the other carpet i think i picked it up there’s something wrong here oh there we go oh my god that’s nice you know what i should just go back on

Controller honestly i mean i wait are you not even gonna you picks up [ __ ] oh no i did you [ __ ] get right outside i didn’t know i picked it up hi mr burger welcome to the stream i love your name okay [ __ ] what are you dreaming about uh mr burger i

You know i had a chicken burger um a few days ago and like i just it’s so simple it’s it’s buns and like mayonnaise lettuce and a chicken burger like you know you know it’s a piece of breaded chicken in the shape of a patty yeah just

It just it’s it just goes to like simple ingredients combined makes like the best simple ingredients combined make the best [ __ ] it i found a piece of iron make the best [ __ ] [ __ ] like like soup why is soup like so [ __ ] popular because it’s simple and anyone can [ __ ] eat it

I don’t think i did see your barn shiny at oops i’ll come take a look did you just make my cherry i did by accident i always thought them as like they look like cherries like come on they do they’re sharp painful cherries sharp uh well now they’re just rose hips

Not like not like my friend rose’s hips i don’t think she would like that but like like rose hit like before like that on a scale of under the z wow that is actually the that is the highest rating i’ve ever gotten is this your barn how does shiny this is

Pretty cool i don’t know that b was my favorite butter you guys are so sweet tonight well yeah they’re crazy yes not cute in a weird way cute has been an unadorable way shut up i gotta go soon actually i gotta er no way it’s only five you have a very good place

I gotta go in like 20 minutes um mr burger says can you subscribe to me uh i i don’t just subscribe to people if they ask it that there needs to be a bit more than that hold on here pepper hold on what if it’s gordon ramsay’s alt

I mean that would be pretty sweet and randy can make some pretty good burgers would gordon ramsay call his own account mr berger yeah well it’s um it’s unsuspectful would would would me a person in halo who uses the battle rifle call my smurf account halo 3 ars only probably

Ah this texture pack is actually like really good for the backgrounds it makes like like the carpet in actual carpet oh my god the person in front of me i didn’t even realize i’m gonna go hunt them down and skin them i’m scared all of a sudden i’m actually kind of

Terrified uh right now it was shiny it’s okay don’t don’t don’t hurt human thing to do mr burger says i’m undercover i mean like sorry i wonder i mean like dude i miss human man what the [ __ ] she’s been up to uh she’s been around everyone smile

Uh mr gordon ramsay burger can you please make me a burger what’s your favorite kind of like okay you’re going to you’re going you’re going to mackie d’s right what the [ __ ] like what is your choice like what is your burger of choice uh i like to get the uh

Crispy chicken sandwich with uh just cheese and mayonnaise on it that actually sounds good do you know what mine is i’m a basic [ __ ] you wanna actually just take a guess uh big mac i okay i do like big macs i mean i haven’t had one in ages but like

I do love them but my go-to for mcdonald’s is a quarter pounder cheese huh nice i mean it’s cheese come on do you think zach’s like cats was this one role play where like have i told you the role play of like big mama in the hunter family no

Okay so like big mama was like a scarab and like you know how a scarab like actually has like hunter worms yeah like i know i know i’m getting halo but it’s actually kind of funny um so like there’s a scarab walking around the like this giant base and like but

Like zap also lives there and like mama like unofficially adopted him uh-huh because zaptop mom died it’s so funny and like she’s this she’s a big war machine but she’s such a sweet person but like one of the hunters named crunk was romancing through the fridge

And like he’s like mom why is the cheese on the lowest level you’re like oh so zap zap can reach it she’s like or he was like what don’t you think that’s a little too accessible for the little guy and she’s like of course that’s why i put it down

There and sounds like sitting on the floor like with his hand in the bag of shredded cheese well that’s [ __ ] awesome that’s amazing that is good i like it uh i’m looking for a glowstone now because i need to get some of that for does that place i forgot to hate how

Like annoyingly difficult it is to access ghost stone sometimes i don’t know if that’s true oh yeah like yeah you know on um on poc edition before the infinite uh the infinite worlds and [ __ ] are um well they still had this even in in the beginning era of the infinite worlds in

Population but to get to the nether you had to take um a craft this thing called another reactor core and it was like three diamonds and six iron or something like that and there was glowstone in those days in pocket edition but the thing about another reactor core is

That you you couldn’t just make the block and then tap it to work you actually have to make like an altar you actually have to put like five like a plus sign a cobblestone uh four gold blocks on the bottom oh and then you put the netherrack like it was

Actually like a shrine and it worked like you tapped it and it would make like a mini nether that was like cool maybe bite like 30 by 30 blocks tall but to get glowstone dust it would just it would just spawn on the floor and then because like the pockets and nether

Once you activated it it would have like four zombie pigmen that would spawn and then like you had melon seed sugar cane glowstone dust and sugar spawning in the floor and that’s how you got like it was it was weird it was so [ __ ] weird but that’s how you got interesting

You know what’s crazy though you you couldn’t just make one another reactor core as long as you have the resources you can keep crafting them and make more nether [ __ ] you can make another tower and like that [ __ ] was cool it was so [ __ ] it was so like

What’s the word um primitive but it i mean man dude that [ __ ] was so fun man yeah oh this is a lot here this is this is feeling dangerous and i got seven i need to get like 40 i think so this might take a bit you would die on balajo okay

Thank you for that amazing news um if anyone anyone in this chat and this round that brings oxygen you’re [ __ ] if you go to bella ho anyone in this chad oh [ __ ] off that was so stupid yeah [ __ ] christ you’re gonna kill me yeah um what is this

Dude i’m still addicted to crunchy oh oh oh oh chill chill they’re hot i know but you gotta [ __ ] calm it down a little bit god damn it i found a place i know it’s kind of crazy right nice i guess good [ __ ] dude well done well

Thank you thank you i found a freaking bastion i think it’s called bastard that was so bad that was terrible that was even worse than your [ __ ] in this chat yo anyone in the chat you’ve ever seen smiling friends that show is actually kind of decent it is pretty interesting

Like at first i was like this looks stupid then i like watched like i just watched the whole season it’s kind of nice it’s yeah well that’s why i like it yeah i mean it’s it’s actually like because i’ve seen the prince like you have you seen the prince

Like an animated comedy but it’s not even it’s terrible it’s a terrible [ __ ] show i’ve not seen like i’m not [ __ ] rich like i’m not saying oh i can afford these streaming so i just watch people react to the whole episode and it’s like there’s some cuts here and

There but it’s like that’s the best way to watch it honestly if you don’t have [ __ ] like netflix or anything just watch them reacting to it okay but um the prince sucks like that show [ __ ] sucks this coming from a [ __ ] half british man half british zaps app

It takes place that takes place in london the next evolution is full british that’s app that i used to have an accent dude like you know how like he used to have like an actual like thick british accent when i was like way younger that is weird

Because i would just like it’s hard to imagine you like that yeah like yeah i just because i have a video i have like my i saw my third generation ipod from 2011 and um it kind of faded away a bit but it was still like there was obviously it was it

Was prevalent but like i hear myself it’s not just like the squeaky voice i mean because you know everyone [ __ ] had that one there was like the axe and i’m like please please please get ready for the lonely bend did you just die did you just spawn beside my ass

This might be a problem i didn’t aggro them i don’t know why they’re angry wait pepper do you need backup if you want to come with me short i’m gonna come over what no shut up shut the [ __ ] all right i’m taking a shot okay taiwan is here and says hey taiwan here

I’m back from blowing up an orphanage awesome hello welcome um vampire we already said what to that question what what would you rate zapped up what was it yeah all right i’m ready i’m ready wait here pepper take this it’ll help you on your quest to reclaim your stuff okay thank you

Give it back okay all right so actually uh here take this though okay all right let’s go let me i gotta get some gold your stuff’s gonna despawn no it’s not it’s not near us it’s fine the trunk isn’t loaded so it’s okay we are going back it’s this oh

If we’re not near the chunk it won’t be fun that is close so no one go in the nether please except for zaps up and i wait actually let me check let me check i can check the stream for my coordinates at the time of death oh cheating yes true

Nice you know we’re gonna have to like get some swamp swamp trees and like okay so 231 okay i’m just gonna put it right there okay so we’re going to 231 40 negative 329 in another wait pepper what all right never mind all right just ignore the bit it’s all good yeah yeah

Yeah uh-huh yeah yeah all right let’s go okay so um vampire said i asked that question earlier like would i rate you between one and ten zaps up and they now said uh a nine because i’m the one you’re missing that’s pretty good wow that’s that’s that’s kind of that’s

Kind of cute i guess yeah thank you thank you thank you that was uh oh that’s oh i get because the one the one okay okay that’s that’s not bad that’s not bad pat yourself on the head for that can i put myself on the head

If i didn’t i didn’t do that in real life if if vampire is that vampire yeah if vampire patted themselves in the head in real life that’s that’s funny i like that actually oh i’m scared yeah you better be smiling right now all right let’s go i’m scared

I don’t want to lose i actually uh oh it’s so much stuff sap zap do you have a uh like uh what uh pickaxe oh yeah okay start digging through that wall right there oh my god it’s okay pepper i avenged you okay stop stop go to the where the you

Know where it first says 231 right the first coordinate 2 30 oh yeah yeah go to that coordinate and then oh my god there’s piglets wait hang on i’m getting [ __ ] raided by these men they just spawned in [ __ ] crossbows swords and [ __ ] cuz i’m not [ __ ] mr

Crabs my [ __ ] steps up quick and quit okay okay yeah yeah i’m ready they’re dead no quit quit quit quit the game if you can’t quit the game yeah quick please sassa please quick thank you cause i’ll keep them from despawning because you’re close to it

It’s a badass like i’m sorry i’m gonna i’m gonna go over that spot and then tell you to rejoin okay okay oh because the chunky that’s just yeah i don’t want it to despawn oh so i so instead of being helpful i would have ruined your life not the first time all right

I’m want standby okay um Okay um do i have any i think we’re having potato wedges tonight um well yeah like i would um re-watch those old videos of me when i was like 11 10 12. i’d be like oh assist you’re a loony bin like but like actually not even stereotypical like that’s just i can’t i

Can’t i don’t really have it that much anymore man it kind of makes me sad because like i thought it was cool because i was always around like that dialect when i was like a young like a like a young guy like under the age of six because like you know

It just kind of rubs off on it but like you know when you get when you get into school with other people that have like not even really an accident just normal [ __ ] whatever i get i guess wouldn’t wouldn’t my wouldn’t my english be an accent to

British people it is there is no such thing as not having an accent i guess so well when you go into school and meet other people like canadian accents and [ __ ] you just kind of yeah shiny get out of the nether girl another shiny i told everyone

If you if you go in the nether you’re the case that’s actually gonna invade your never regions you can join again oh i’m joining oh my god oh my god i’m gonna jump i couldn’t even finish that okay i’m here it was uh 2347 it’s okay hang on just go go 231

Okay just mind this way yeah i wait i want to be the monitor okay you might be faster do it go go go we have to get to the point where it’s oh wait you want to go go go quick oh okay okay we gotta get to the point

Where it says negative 379. i don’t have my nether right pickaxe i fail that line keep going that way until you get to negative 3 79 okay oh you you i’m going to try a different direction since i can’t really help you there negative 379 got it wait negative three seventy wait three

Three what negative three seventy nine reset oh i didn’t have a right okay [ __ ] you hogwarts for being a [ __ ] fat mean person instead of being a jolly person that was a very bad guy i apologize keep going zapster i’m trying to find it the other way that i actually got there from

Gusting my electro’s there and everything i’m holding four like so hard right now my w key is gonna [ __ ] [ __ ] self-destruct into like nothing damn that’s a nice ass thank you no not no [ __ ] god damn it time to get your freaking elijah back yeah did you actually lose your

Alignment too he did oh yeah you did i see your gamertag pepper what the [ __ ] you’re already doing better than me and i feel like i was sorry of my life if i oh oh oh oh i mined through i’m in a [ __ ] i’m at negative 250. okay i’m on fire

Oh my god pepper you’re literally ahead of me after i mined all that [ __ ] that’s okay one of us i i knew one of us would get there okay that’s the timer for the for the changing of the thingy but oh god is that wait what’s happening wait is my life ending

Or shiny leaving wait what’s happening i’m scared i’m scared i’m just trying to get my stuff bye shiny okay why are they angry at me why are they angry at me why are some angry at me i got the stuff but there’s angry people at me that was freaking wearing my elisha

What are those wearing my elytra what well the piglets are wearing it it’s [ __ ] long holy [ __ ] so can you kill it can you kill it i’m coming oh my god i actually might die i might die i might die oh my god i died i can’t help you i can’t help

Okay it’s okay it’s okay oh my god pepper dude i i think you’re good you’re good i boxed myself in i have two hearts i’m just gonna heal okay you’re good okay i killed like six of them two of them had golden axes bro through the [ __ ] golden accent [ __ ] axe [ __ ] chop

It on my ass bro [ __ ] jump in my ass like a [ __ ] jackal butcher would [ __ ] grunt i think they’re like i think so many of them are like actually carrying my stuff oh that’s oh i got enchanted piss boots yeah that’s my piss boots okay uh oh electra guy you got the

Electric guy okay okay quick pick up the stuff my inventory is full um [ __ ] hang on let me just throw [ __ ] over here oh you’re already throwing [ __ ] over there okay oh you feel that you threw away that dirt block it gave you for your birthday raises okay This was an adventure right here dude yeah it was this was i had a shield in my inventory the whole [ __ ] time i’m gonna come on myself okay hang on um okay everything i picked up the [ __ ] that you just threw out 13 golden carrots that’s cool was that

That had to have been yours there’s no way they actually dropped that yeah yeah those were fine okay um let me just empty out my [ __ ] goodness um that was crazy oh here take your [ __ ] that was absolutely scary that was [ __ ] up man i had two hearts here take that

Take take that my name is ace ventura here you can have your diamond axe back as well oh yeah i gave you my ass thank you it tasted good but i let’s get the freak out of here yeah i’ll get the [ __ ] it yeah let’s get the

[ __ ] out of your master chief [ __ ] this odst dropping in the hell [ __ ] [ __ ] where where where are we that’s a good question all right follow i don’t think it does anything i’ve tried it before it doesn’t really [ __ ] do much okay oh do you have vlogs yeah yeah okay uh

Yeah i fell there’s like i think that soul sand area is where it came from this way is where i came from yeah yeah okay wait skeleton oh yeah that is okay wait do i have a bow i do did i get my chest armor back actually i

Don’t know if i got my chest armor back oh it’s my elytra all right never mind i’m being dumb i didn’t have chest armor i just had electro dude i always hated even when i started playing pocket edition in 20 [ __ ] 13 i always hated having like armored pants

But no chest armor it just looks so [ __ ] often i think it looks funny like and it still does like get to me i’m like i don’t want i don’t that’s why i don’t really like [ __ ] i think jade was like hey do you want an electro and i was like no [ __ ]

You speaking of hi jade welcome to stream oh my [ __ ] holy [ __ ] i’m getting blown by a man that’s kind of crazy you better [ __ ] cry you [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] yeah oh hey look more more freaking oh my god mom was actually mom was actually yelling at me dude she

Was like knock off of that language okay i need a [ __ ] 20 years are you safe right now safe in the game are you would you say you were comfortable if i were to go change my texture pack oh yeah let’s just kill this magma you know you know what’s crazy about

These uh these [ __ ] the baby ones hurt you the the baby slimes don’t hurt you they just kind of like bump you they’re like they’re kind of cute yeah like these these [ __ ] okay i i’m actually lost oh no over here i remember i remember no no wait i need to i need

To grab all this glowstone i guess we’ll get out of the nether first and then i will oh my god i’m sorry if you hear my [ __ ] mouse this [ __ ] is loud as [ __ ] i’m on fire i’m on fire i’m hot i’m a hot grunt you are so hot

I know i’m literally on [ __ ] fire good job captain obvious if i do this with hey delta let’s go bro i found the pathway pips dude mom’s actually getting mad at me for yelling like get the [ __ ] out i’m [ __ ] 20 years old like [ __ ] off now the [ __ ]

Pepper it’s true i’m actually steaming hot the [ __ ] fire alarm is going off upstairs right now oh my god there’s something super natural going on it’s super sensitive if there’s steam going runs outside right now okay fine maybe i won’t tell the [ __ ] no sorry it’s just those things okay i’m following you

You’re on terrestrial i thought it was this way but i don’t know i’m following you oh god stop spawning [ __ ] gets spawned in front of a guy yeah get the [ __ ] out of here delete the game uninstall you there’s another one i don’t like it what i can’t remember

I knew it was here because it was a combination of the [ __ ] soul sand and like the nether action but i can’t i don’t know what the [ __ ] path was oh i hate this oh okay i brought it i found it okay okay i’m coming back to you i’m coming back

That magma cube was guarding the path bro he [ __ ] knew i’m on fire oh frick oh oh look the path was up here somewhere it’s uh oh right here pips let’s go it’s right here okay hang on wait oh oh yeah i blocked this part off because i was getting attacked attacked

By men that would have been very bad if that was just the a dead end yeah you’re fine you’re fine here we go here you go wait i i placed two torches i have ocd i have to get rid of that stop placing [ __ ] torches jesus christmas trees on

My ass growing out of my butt that’s crazy it would be a spruce tree i still freaking need ten more ten more glowstone i don’t i mean we got our stuff back you guys can go in another now you’re dead you’re dead you’re dead you’re dead you can’t grunt on me i’ll

Grunt on you what the frick you [ __ ] racist i said so all i knew going like this way um i’m not mentally or emotionally prepared anymore as i said i you i that’s that’s how i felt stop tooting it sounds familiar or this looks familiar yeah there’s blocks

Okay dad’s yelling at me because i i gotta go for supper uh it was a pleasure okay good luck getting out of here on your own then you [ __ ] get the [ __ ] back here you penis wielding [ __ ] wielding oh that was insanity um let me get the freak out of here before

And then i’ll change the texture back to the new texture pack um oh freaking freaking tree knob delta how are you doing i’m doing good you sure i’m going to church tomorrow you mentioned that to me already i did you said you were going to get jesus all over you or something

No i said i’m going to get my jesus on yeah on you oh ease me so on your ass oh what how did i i went back to the hole i don’t want you guys to be around me Um do i have to go up there i think i might oh all the blocks i didn’t want to use that but at this point i kind of have to i think oh frick i remember i remember i know where i am oh i got i got glowstone from here before

Can you get out of my life thanks i’m going to take your skin i will use your body for sustenance uh shiny or pie if either of you are in the nether can you tell me the coordinates of the back rooms you’re stuck in the nether oh i found it never mind

I’m good i was but now i’m good it is literally zero zero is it well all of that was kind of terrifying but i am back in the back rooms where strangely enough i feel safe okay uh let me read the chat marcel now vampire says delta sounds cute when mad just saying

Nice can you tell yeah i did i i said it i told delta he knows sing please i already already said it i already told delta are you not paying attention vampire i said the statement i made it happen jesus nah i say flustered instead of mad that’s true this isn’t zero zero

Okay um okay let’s switch texture packs oh my gosh okay delta do you want to pick the next one i use uh something candy related right now um i don’t know if i have one but let’s take the first pack that has something like candy or sweet

I do have one that’s just called extra cute or something um Buy a can there’s one called ultra cute texture pack i’m not buying anything right now oh but i don’t know it says what go down the list oh um for 30 minutes now so we have uh three blocks in the evil looking texture pack uh mythic summer fields new way yukian

John smith parallax summer fields i’ve decided all right cool plot plot twist it’s just the last one you used no i’m not i didn’t include that one just insert insert random action penis audio okay so this is just some random [ __ ] captain cutter saying all units all units

All units oh no that’s not that’s that’s the hitter with one one i’m too used to that one yeah captain cutter sounds like like he sounds like a young grandpa trying to inspire someone he looks like a young grandpa trying to inspire someone yeah just in the military

A unsc grandpa trying to inspire someone no man his presence alone should instill that because in a profession where you die young you should fear the old yeah i would give the rating i gave delta the same rating i gave that that nice this one’s pretty cool

I was sitting in a just straight up uncomfy position and i my whole ass hurts uh delta do you want i’m gonna rate you one through ten you’re nine because oh you’re nine out of ten because i’m the one you need that was the thing that vampire said oh who not be sleeping

Noodles not sleeping shiny go to sleep go to sweeps whiny noodle i need you to sleep for me please and carrots jay says i might actually hop on just gonna eat first season hell yeah hell yeah that’s like i think when i hear hell yeah i think of jade now

Oh yeah oh yeah she’s great oh this texture pack is also great i’m rather enjoying this one he See me how are you doing back there oh hey buddy hey buddy hey sampy doodle good doggy he’s a good doggo okay um yeah let’s check out what this texture pack looks like with everything i like this one wait pepper it yeah the second you call samson a good

Dog i my my brain went my brain um flashed back to the cream pillow even oh i wish you didn’t you do not have to remind me of the of samson’s dog comb i could have gone without that i you you saying that reminded me of it so

But it wasn’t in my brain until you put it in my brain same here pepper same here i put it in your brain on purpose and i didn’t it wasn’t in my brain so i accidentally put it in your brain you purposely put it in my brain hello

Are you an old person yeah oh god an old person i’m afraid of old people what hurts because living is a profession where people die young i don’t think shy i don’t think prime anything mean by that big cheese are you looking are you still hot clothed um a vampire has successfully redeemed

Phony friend for 300 sweets thank you for the sweet yum yum yum very tasty who do you want me to call excuse me pie apologize to shiny i think she’s sad welcome to stream rule hello thank you for stopping by i hope you enjoy vampire says brett please tell him the

Rating i would give him okay you want me to use the the pickup line on brett also i should probably go and store all this stuff and then and then work on the pyramid because i haven’t done that yet okay uh um okay uh Okay um yeah this is armor um cream i got cream here Tell him i think he looks cute all right have you even seen what it looks like oh clog i need the dark oak kind of city and that can go over here Black stone that goes over here brett is cute he’s something alright he’s something I gotta put weapons away too over here what bins sword sword that’s not a weapon uh where’d that go weapon okay and i got oh hell yeah you’re curious ah what the frick shiny thank you you two dough can i combine these i agree i put the wrong thing in there

Can i put this here no okay uh okay i’m just organizing my inventory and then i will yeah then i’ll do other stuff and then i’ll do the call for brett hi michael mayne welcome to stream i have a lot of people joining all of a sudden hello hello

Please call bret i told you i’m gonna do it in a second let me just put stuff away please please okay the golden carrot looks like a normal carrot i’ll put that up here with my other gold stuff oh Okay yeah i need to get some more food so i will do that as well those are interesting words It should go over here i’m doing my sorting do i have ears i have ears look you can kind of see them back there but soon i’m going to transform into a new version of myself i i found this i found this person that i drew and made into a real person uh

Um and uh they’re a spider person and they’re going to eat me and i will become them that’s the lore what what’s going i on [ __ ] know you just started laughing for no reason no you you didn’t even you hear the sound of naked no i just heard you start laughing out of

Nowhere that’s all i heard yeah you kind of you’re good at that but in like a fun way is just actually going insane why is it always kind of skinny just like gray that is weird Why do they escape like how is that happening are they just like pressing themselves hard enough that they get out Wait no pepper if too many mobs are in an area that did not that’s a way to damage stuff what like if too many mobs are in an area you take a new kind of damage called like crushing damage i’m not having that i’m just having them like they’re somehow getting through my

Fence and outside oh yeah no i don’t ex explain the structure a fenced fenced-off enclosure and they are just going through the fence door somehow is it open no i think that would be one of the first things i checked thanks for the confidence in my uh intelligence though it’s not no no

It’s just that so many problems can be solved by closing offense yes okay um i’m gonna have to kill some babies okay uh one two three four five six seven eight nine 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 cool okay taking a sip of your chocolate milk sweet tasty vampires delta you use being a sassy bacca apologize to pepper All right um Okay so i have food now cool uh let’s put that on the end here and then frick i forgot to start the timer whatever i’m starting it now uh okay and now i will go to how is everyone finding my stream all of a sudden i’m having a bunch of new

People show up hello hello because pepper i’ve double tapped lb don’t you know that calls all units in halo wars oh yeah i have to call brett oh yeah yeah yeah pepper so you forget about thing you sometimes you forget about a lot going on yeah okay brett i blame you yeah

But i will damn it and chat well we’re off the stream shout my hiccups are strong they’re intense looks like he might not answer oh i don’t think brett’s answering is there anyone else you want me to call kick his ass don’t actually There how do you feel about that no answer from brett anyone else chat brennan you’re not choosing Vampire who do you want me to call vampire pick brennan laura thank you i don’t know if she’d be with brett she might be i decree that it shall be in place Oh lordy just straight up call it going for it okay you’re just doing you’re hi how are you doing i’m doing all right how about you i’m good i’m on stream right now and they redeemed phone a friend uh i have now called you because of it all right

Oh there’s a stream i’m so sorry i didn’t even oh you don’t have to apologize uh chat redeemed the phone a friend uh redeemed and they chose you so i’m calling you for a minute oh i’m a friend you’re a friend of course what the heck did you think otherwise thank you

Did you think you weren’t a friend i don’t know just it makes me feel special heck yeah you’re a friend happy to have you around so how’s the how’s the string going are you doing minecraft uh yes i am i am doing the crafts and we’re doing texture pack stuffs and

I’m about to work on the pyramid oh nice chat are you do you guys want me to tell laura the flirt too oh jade says laura you have a pretty voice oh thank you oh there’s brett brett just joined the call hey brett hi you called me i’m talking to laura oh yeah Just being a butt what do you mean is it because of all the porn i said you sent porn the like the velma is that i don’t i don’t know about the velma is something with you and brett porn for from august what happened oh you sent me porn

Oh yeah i see it yeah it’s pretty good i like it got velma porn you got peepee porn you got wonder it’s good it’s pretty good thank you for the porn laura you’re very welcome all right i’m very connoisseur yes jade says i knew it for some reason i

Don’t know what that’s about um okay well that was the good that was a good like one minute hello call hello hello thank you for choosing me it was nice to talk to you too i hope the rest of the stream goes watching the stream you called her on

Yeah i’ll talk to you later what brett i see what happened you tried to call me and then my my [ __ ] wife was your your second choice your your your secondary go-to i didn’t i didn’t choose this yo all right i’m going to keep playing minecraft now

This texture i actually kind of like this texture pack this one’s pretty good i know i don’t think i the first one i did i don’t think i cared about too much ultra modern i don’t think i cared about that one that would be an uninstall i think

But this one might be a keep i have a joke for you no you don’t oh what what what the what what what does santa say when he goes to french in france well hit me with it again delta it was ruined by a woman what this what does santa say when he

Goes to france uh no presents here you’re all french no he says brett what does pepper say right now [ __ ] you [Laughter] i was gonna say like you said like oh i was ruined and i didn’t think you’d say more so i was gonna do it again but then

You cut me off with that and like you added like a woman did it and i just like i was speechless for a little bit [Laughter] this is what ideal is this is it this is what i deal with goodness goodness brett goodness is the sign for this one going to be

Ruined by a woman is that what is that i’m going to write for this pyramid sign please you disgust me how is your day been bred that’s been pretty good we had some pretty intense chaos already let’s go together i died and then we had

To hunt for my stuff is that an eye jade says a woman and then a tea emoji or coffee i don’t know it’s one of the two um oh did you join the room hell yeah jade hell um uh yeah um i actually had a coffee for like i’ve had it before i’d

Have a couple sips but i had like actual like coffee as a drink to enjoy the other day [ __ ] finally because like i’ve been getting actually awful sleep this week work has been really crazy and i’ve been staying late and uh every every day this week like actually all five week days

I got five hours of sleep each time um and and then work would be late and i’d work hard or just be like and i’d leave like exhausted um still enjoy the job luckily um but it’s just been so tiring and so like one of the days i was like actually like i

Noticed that on my way to work i was almost falling asleep on in the drive in like the morning and i was like that’s probably not good so i uh got to work and i asked my co-worker i was like how does coffee work can you tell me and

They told me a little bit and then there’s like a dunk next to us and so i just went there and grabbed a what was it iced latte french vanilla oh you got a latte oh that’s that’s what my co-worker told me to get what would you recommend brad

Well i don’t know okay the coffee i like i don’t know if that you will survive it oh what do you drink bread what do you drink right uh i do like a dark roast with a bunch of milk and like some flavors in it it’s pretty good okay

What the the what i had i like it had milk right instead of cream oh samson’s on the bed yeah that was my dog yeah lattes or you can but it’s like it’s weird because like donuts they said oh yeah we don’t do a cream here i was like what i

Thought that was a normal coffee thing is that not right no so a latte is an espresso with uh milk okay so yeah they put milk in it instead yeah if it so it’s like 90 the milk so it would be 90 cream if you had cream i see

Which uh would destroy you internally yeah it was uh i actually like forgot until you started going on about this that you actually work had eaten donuts yeah so um yeah and eat though maybe it was cause it was milk or something but like coffee

Is bitter so i still like kind of didn’t like it it had a good like beginning taste but a bad like bitter aftertaste and that’s usually what coffee is when i’ve had it before yeah the espresso is like super bitter i would just get like a regular coffee

Okay so if i were to go to dunkin donuts right now like pretending they’re open and stuff what would i order for a coffee break what’s your recommendation that i should order as a beginner coffee drinker uh do you know what kind of sweeteners you’re able to ingest no

No don’t don’t worry about the carb stuff just tell me what you think and then i’ll figure out the carb stuff well uh so you don’t like you haven’t really drinking coffee so you probably want a little bit lighter and a little bit sweeter than normal so you would do like

Probably two extra cream than the normal so if you’re getting a medium five cream and then five of your sweetener um and then depending what kind of flavoring you like i would add a flavoring like hazelnut or something hazelnut’s pretty good yeah i agree i actually agree with that one so

Like so the question though is if i went to dunkin donuts right now what would i say to the person at the like what do i say to the person there to order it uh because i am ice five cream five sugar and uh vanilla say that again

Medium mice five cream five sugar vanilla medium ice five cream five sugar vanilla yeah it’s gonna be a light and sweet but you don’t really drink coffee so you’d probably like that more soup yeah because i don’t really like the better of coffee yeah okay okay i’m learning i’m learning today thank you

Also the swirl and the the shots down right you know the signature latte yeah i i order that that’s like my order that’s the thing i ordered the signature’s pretty i feel like the sweetness takes away from the bitterness of espresso you’re able to really appreciate like

The sweetness of a of a coffee like that i i like my great grandma was like that too actually i’m i’m not too i’m not too big on like the bitter of it but to an extent like i love the smell everyone does i don’t know who wouldn’t but like the smell

Of coffee oh wait of coffee okay i thought you’re talking about specifically like espresso espresso smells like sewage i do not like it oh i would no i would i would i would die especially like uh like a iced cappuccino because you blend that i’ll have like a sweet espresso maybe

Yeah i think it’s just because the espresso gets like more air or something i don’t know it smells like poop understandable get out of me no wait correct me if i’m wrong espresso is just really strong like coffee yeah it’s like extra roasted yeah yeah then yeah we’ve got the same

Drink going on that we’re talking about i’m not losing my mind here a lot of people think lattes are just coffee they’re they’re not what they’re like what’s the difference aren’t they like really strong they’re like really sweet coffee no well well that they have a lot because uh cause a latte

He uses espresso beans and it’s espresso shot knockout not like regular coffee beans hmm i’mma go to bed cause it’s dangerous same with like cappuccino cappuccinos just a latte but more foamy laura’s and chad says i’m watching stream now and i joined coffee i talk i love it

I’m trying to learn how to do coffee because i’ve never really had it much says it’s me your official unofficial troll you you i can’t i can’t order the coffee i made because it’s like it’s a bunch of steps you just can’t put in they’re like specific yeah

Do you just get home brett brett Hello hello hello brett has disappeared Take some headphones anybody’s going inside ow oh my god is that centerman no i’m not please tell me that’s spenderman oh my god they made slenderman in this texture pack for the endermen that’s great uh where did you get inside to my house uh where were you out at

I had to grab a popcorn who’s freaking not in bed Coffee i get i melt the sugar i do like a certain amount of dark roast and then two different swirls in it and then the rest is oatmeal i see so i can’t it’s like you can’t order that Okay back to minecraft back to the pyramid everything’s good no problems no problems if only henry badger was here remember when he asked us if we drink coffee and we’re like no if we drink off what no he asked if we drink coffee oh and like what kind of coffee we were

Like and i think we were both like we don’t drink coffee that was a very different statement than what i had heard yeah what about jerking off drinking cough uh tony badger we have been trying i’ve been talking to him also about joining the realm and he’s going to at some

Point but we gotta find a time when he’s available i’m excited for when he’ll be a part of it Uh laura says my little sister works at a coffee shop and she smells so much of coffee i don’t know how she doesn’t feel ill from the intensity of it that is that’s interesting i guess that makes sense the coffee i had it was like good it’s just like the first

Like four seconds after it went into my mouth was good and then the next four seconds were not good and that’s how it worked that’s how it felt for me because it was like sweet and like almost good and then it felt bitter is there a way to make it not feel bitter

Or without bitterness like always be there no matter what i don’t know if brett knows that or anyone in the chat knows that or flora knows that i have you had enough cream and sugar it’s not really better okay because i i don’t like bitter coffee so it’s like good sources

Tends to be less better or less bitter than iced coffee yeah oh yeah cold brews but it’s a little bit stronger but it is lots more it’s called bread it’s uh so it’s the coffee beans grinded and then it like you know like you put a tea bag in it’s like that

But you don’t it’s not hot it just stays in for 24 hours why can’t we just like extract the caffeine and put it into like a tasty frozen chocolate milkshake They did have that for a little bit i had like a a shot that was just caffeine that you could put in stuff that’s neat i saw it i saw it i thought i can see how that could get sorry i saw at dunkin donuts i no i’m

Kidding i’m gonna kill you i saw it on the donuts though it’s like frozen because i got the like iced latte and what’s the difference between like iced and then just frozen frozen’s it’s a coffee syrup that mixes it with sugar ice and cream

So is that like you know when i get the frozen chocolates is it like that yeah it’s like that just like with coffee i should get that at some point then because i like yeah yeah that the uh that’s probably sweet enough now it is okay like you don’t have to

Come anything just um frozen coffee right you want to hang out tomorrow uh sure let’s go with coffee okay laura we’re getting coffee tomorrow let’s all three of us go on a coffee date okay we can order it through the app where’s got the app except i will be a very extreme third

Wheel what do you mean i we’ll go on a coffee date but i will be a very extreme third wheel because it’ll be you two and then me no hey um we’re uh unicorn hunting actually yep that’s what does that mean [Laughter] and why are you laughing menacingly

It sounds like a sexual harassment crimes oh have uh have you have you gone near villagers or is that so i told them about the project but i’m not doing the texture pack or the the audio mod until it’s completely done okay so i told them about yeah i’m gonna

Do it again so guys we have a project um project being that uh we are going to replace all the monster mob and animal sound effects with uh our voice acting our own sound effects and minds and whatever we want basically so they sound like us and we

Each get like a certain amount of mobs to replace and we’re gonna make it as a texture pack uh and you won’t be able to hear it in our realm it’ll be really cool um we started it a little bit uh but i’m not gonna use it actually on streams or

Anything until it’s completely done and it should be really fun and exciting Um laura says heck yeah coffee date with the trio of cuties hell yeah that’s microwaving something yeah i’m making popcorn oh my cat just uh wait laura oh yeah laura i tried texting you the other day saying hey laura can you join call that was the reason i wanted to join ask

You to join call because um i wanted to be all the people voice acting these monsters and mobs and everything i want them all to be people uh that are like part of fedex 32 like fighter x 72 members people who show up on the channel and are cool people

Uh so like me brett cameron delta zapped up so on and you’re one of the people so laura do you want to voice four creatures of your picking from minecraft for our mod all right this one actually has lauren yeah okay you can be a voice actor yeah you can how does

Coffee work oh it’s okay ugh what the does capstock switch my screen It does that’s interesting how does coffee work okay so now i can read all of the signs again laura says two births that’s terrifying oh you have a mean russian accent awesome i don’t know like like so it’s all the monsters and animals and like villagers and stuff and you can do

Whatever you want like i remember i forget who it was someone’s making a joke about making uh the wandering villagers going like i’m trying to contact you about your extended warranty and have them just say that all the time which would be pretty funny uh so yeah you can do like whatever you

Want for whatever things you choose okay i’m gonna read this november 20th 2021 start of the year mid number one a lot of concentrated adolf talk number two turkey is good song youtuber didn’t give me autograph four santa’s super sheet golf pepper shows off new avatar concept six star the titty skittles bobble

Gobble seven pepper had a stroke and couldn’t say appointment eight acquired stream element emotes i bored myself fun stuff nine gonna go and get my stinking elytra back 10 donna the grapes 11 eating wendy’s and talking about trans flags 12. scarlet and scrap with a side of dolphins 13. killing kittens

14. data is sexually active heck yeah fifteenth sixth pepper has the biggest stuck in tribascus sixteen return of snapchat seventeen the death horses of reaping arrive eighteen nineteen automotive people 21 one year anniversary of tribascus 22 kerbals and sam joined the fight 23 snapchat kaboom 24 no longer morbid time

25 delta is back and someone wants to eggplant me zap board 26 zombie alien thigh swish brain 27 delta in ghost dad 2 featuring bill cosby 28 getting physical in the graveyard 29 gross sits ear holes in dick cheese 30 reggie the mouse meets planes with bits 31 spider vore and touching buttons

32 cove it all around 33 demonetized 34 the nut butt fund 35 laura might be a deranged serial pillar 36 killer serial pillar 36 what 36 how does coffee 36 how does coffee work illegal i’m going to kill you coffee is good i feel like ah everyone here is kind of coffee except

For me feels like laura if you want to like text me or even say in the chat like what for animals and or creatures you might want to do do that and uh and we can talk about who you can who which which voices you do do she’d probably need the latest

Okay um i uh i have gained knowledge and now i am terrified of the world what happened to you i want to be a chicken what is that no wait what ah when how Uh laura i just sent you the list okay okay okay i have to move and you’ll be now on the screen me you can be a obviously if you want i want to be a chicken uh i may make one request uh yes can you say something um george clooney related during it

During one of the things i will you will have to give me more laura and george clooney on the clothes george kill me i’m george clooney it’s a pleasure to meet you yeah you say that and let’s go like yeah hello i am welcome to that whatever you want to unload me

I said both you and laura ow salado axolotl would be fun yeah i saved that one because i was thinking that you might hit you because of like however what’s his face uh gummy floor mommy fart the beauty i’m with this flarpony wow i’ll bear back okay just gonna leave us with that

Fluffy yeah you can give the axolotl like just very like regal voices or something money stock profit business business numbers what wasn’t that something we did in like all the product episodes were like business business business yeah but i vaguely remember that i think we were in one of the um office areas

Oh yeah probably yeah okay so i can now actually go back and work more on zap zap’s thingy We had a server before we had this realm that we did a lot of videos in but it was just a server not a realm and we didn’t build too much in it so now i’m just rebuilding it um the like mini center central town area in our realm

And so i’m building this house part currently shiny says sounds hot what the freak what’s hot his laptop oh my gosh maybe what are you up to Uh working on some comic stuff and i just finished uh stream and i i left your url in the chat huh thank you all right yeah read oh yeah oh we were just chatting so i was talking a real long time about just our new kitten that’s in our life and um

Gention and stuff and yeah awesome i’m standing on top of zapstep’s food nipple oh oh i turned it on i stopped i started typing when i wanted a voice no yeah just send me laura like text me or say in the chat which ones you want to do oh you’re stuck

Oh you did go fox cow okay uh yeah text that to me too if you can laura um oh okay i just want i just want to check out this area in this texture pack and then the alarm went off and i will switch texture packs to another one um

Okay okay okay this looks cool supernatural buckle garfunkel banana truffle i’m going to eliminate your daughter well you guys are all stacked up with each other i was practicing um we’re a tower you are i did not like so i didn’t like the ultra modern texture pack i’m actually

Going to get rid of that one but i did like the summer fields when we just did okay um we’re doing a stream where i’m switching texture packs every 30 minutes um would you like to choose the next one sure what are our options we have one called re-blocks it’s like a medieval

Looking one we have one called mythic we have one called new way you can alright we have one called john smith parallax doku craft steampunk conquest festive actually we won’t do festive grunge natural modern is that like huh how is doga craft spelled like d-o-g-e d-o-k-u oh oh oh okay um

Then modern texture is hd greek mythology uh skyrim pure bd quadro vanilla beady um zigzag horror cbc block pixel uh advanced skyblock dragon heart halo plastic ultra cute ultra cute yes i think you should do ultra cute i was gonna say mythic but i think ultra cute

Okay we will do ultra cute then heck yeah packy okay oh it’s gonna be cute it’s gonna be cute i have seen i haven’t used this one before i or maybe i did but i know it makes the animals like chibi which is fun i can’t wait to see

Into the realm we go and ultra cute i’m gonna disappear don’t do that it’s gone wow look at this this is all right it’s so passed down i like how the the door that was supposed to be a secret door don’t go in it’s just see-through this is very pastel very extreme

Wow ah i like those the furnaces are little ovens well i need this one the sheep oh my gosh not that oh my god they’re adorable do they actually like walk to their arms move and stuff i guess they won’t follow me because they’re like strung up

I feel worse about stringing them up now you better well uh there’s the ovens i see this is super cute oh chicken look at the chicken coop your chicken hold on it’s slow i’m the little oh you’re cheeky oh i want to see it walk is it stuck what about over here oh

There’s a cow or that’s a donkey that’s adorable this is a fantastic this is a extra pack this is great i love the flowers i eat peppers pepper i want it you should get it this is good this is great pepperidge farms what go to the bone zone look at the chickens

Oh the sheep actually like walk like people whoa oh it’s cute look at the chickens um in a bit because i do want to do some stuff here okay i have pepper does a horse look like we can figure that out too yes i wanted to mention we had this crazy like

Um wave survival on uh i think it was firefight in halo wars it went for like 130 minutes that’s like something over two hours yeah if i did if i do the math oh snapchat’s place is so pink oh little pumpkins it’ll be interesting if you get this texture-packed movie because like people

Every time people see the realm in your perspective it’ll always just be super cutey just meow me perspective mode well look at the sun oh it faded away it was a smiley face oh and then there’s the clouds the moon was just like some horror freak show that would be interesting and surprising

He’s jumping it’s screaming it’s majora’s mask moon oh yeah oh my god yep perfect set up for a little bit with this extra pack i wonder what axolotls look like this oh isn’t thomas flarpony dead go visit thomas for me okay does he have a grave um technically the statue counts as his

Grave okay it’s in honor of him does his spirit live on in another axolotl body or not i’d like to think so but we haven’t found another axolotl i don’t know how we find them because i don’t think i’ve refined any either you have to search them it used to be like

It used to be open ocean man but now you got to find um a whole new thing oh no i thought it used to be caves they used to be they used to be open ocean like they’d fight drowned for you and stuff too like in certain oral bottoms and especially

I i just wanted to that’s how we got so many like uh hitbox was the same rocket changed jade says oh my god in all caps is it because of this texture pack and it’s beauty grab me over he’s cute thank you The mushrooms have hearts on them i love it yeah i think the trees do too oh oh the [ __ ] i thought you had bucks oh joe’s pride fish the show’s prize fish looks amazing everyone goes he’s a he’s a real catch yeah Hey samson what do you want what do you want buddy hey hi samson hey buddy They’re mine okay you can have some yay sharing is caring Gotta be careful because sharing is caring but sharon is karen oh just o So where is the nearest axolotl then i don’t know he’s straight oh he’s straight beating on the little bee ah i love this this is great this is fantastic this is the best thing i’ve ever seen happen to minecraft this is how minecraft should work be more like ultra cute okay um

A little chicken cooked chicken is adorable a little round thighs yeah i think i think autumn’s place has a next lotto oh yeah it’s acorn and pepper junior i like i like the weapons too like the the axe looks like a like a bow weapons and tools it’s like everything’s been hello kitty

Fired yeah i like it i never want to hurt an animal ever again what’s gonna happen with the monsters though are they also going to be cute i wonder about a pink cube did you just say a pink pube you what’s wrong with you i am listening to music and words sound

Like other words man my brain is not my brain is not innocent how dare you not be completely innocent you fool return to baby return to baby i love how they’re like they’re super cheapy like humanoid but super cheapy about the the animals pepper has maybe heard the neo yonya

Yeah i don’t think so oh my god listen to listen to delta’s extreme yeah one second one second i need to get in the zoo are you ready i don’t know if i am okay um and when i say in the zone i just mean i need to swallow my food before sounding

Like an idiot what the frick oh it got cut off that sounded like like a duck do it again no you’re doing it too loud that does not sound like how it sounded before no yeah that was kind of better sounding weird though i don’t know why

I’m not i’m not there right now that’s okay yeah right found the face yeah again no it’s pretty cute well the chickens i feel like a clown huh for armor is just like a patchy emmy this is the armors pajamas that’s so the lytra’s little angel wings how is it check your

I like it this is good this is good this is good stuff this is how minecraft should work this should be minecraft all the time should let’s check out the backgrounds as i look on my screen whoa all right then back rooms are still kind of creepy yeah

That’s cool i like that it’s still creepy i’m on a horse i’m on a horse pie ah i like how it’s all pink out here though so cute it is it’s kind of like lo-fi-ish out here almost it’s where you go to mine the pink yes the pink ore this is just

Adorable ah even the little like pigmy zombie is adorable they need to make it so they replace the sounds with like squeak sounds when you hit or something you like that idea i love it idea that is a good one i could easily do that actually which would be cool

Because because of the whole mod thing i was talking about okay so let’s check out um let’s check it out let’s go find autumn’s face so we can go get the thingies there’s a trans [ __ ] so we can go see the axolotl oh that’s cool i can’t tell That’s nice beauty adventure axolotl oh it looks like it has no body it’s like it’s like a seahorse i like how everything has a bow on though i love it so cute very true very true i feel like i’m in like like i don’t know like a pixel rpg cute game or something

Ah look at them oh they’re just little guys yeah this is a special place This is a special place like when people tell you to go to your happy place this is where you go it is if you just open up minecraft in this I wonder if my statues still work because i don’t think i checked what if we did cammie’s parkour like this i definitely could it might make it less stressful or it’ll make us hate this picture pack and i’ll do one of the two Okay so i’m to go back to this laptop’s place to work on that thing i think i was going to work on i have to get stuff i still need more glowstone though which is a problem i need like 10 more glowstone oh you need glovestone hold on i do

Girl i got you yeah yeah why i love that there’s the pink trees why doesn’t normal minecraft have anything other than green trees i’ve been collecting stacks they need to get like autumn colored trees like orange and red and then like pink color trees regular minecraft

Or just like they need to add new types of trees that part of that autumn colored trees yes like the ones you’d see in the fall not autumn the person although it also kind of works because autumn is a is like a deer doe person and that is also like a similar color

Scheme Or we can just like turn autumn into many trees not one tree but many trees mangy tree mini tree i love the clouds in the distance too that’s pretty nice they’re very fluffy fluffy minecraft eyes Oh don’t let me do that delta has joined the realm oh my gosh oh my gosh she’s delta all right so i just gotta do more of this what’s your um i gotta wonder what your your sex dungeon looks like oh oh oh no that’s a good point i should check that out

What has happened to the dungeon of sex i’m never used to hearing topic words like that from real b topic words it’ll i wonder if it’ll be like i don’t know if it’ll be like uh i always have a sex and it’ll be like a like a head pat dungeon oh no

What do you mean no no pepper wait wait wait that gave me an idea pepper okay but there’s not enough of this you need to do a minecraft asmr with this effect it doesn’t need it could be whatever you want but you i could you gotta yes please because and it um

In the same format like how you do the halo ones kind of because it’s because there’s plenty of people who just play the game and whisper but there’s like no one who does that yeah i mean maybe but maybe maybe i don’t know how i would just because i need to like what

Hmm because like i need to get third person but when you go in third person it still moves with your head the camera that could be the camera yeah xbox has a record feature and everything i could send you the footage over live true i don’t know if it’d be as high quality

I can record in 720 and um 1080. well there’s the hardcore shiny so would you rather 720 but but maybe able to get 10 minutes or 1080 but like five or something like that i don’t know how much interest i have in that idea currently be completely honest all right understandable

But i do i am okay with the idea of like playing it while doing asmr i know you did say that people already do that yeah because sounds so sad i’m sorry sorry no that’s not choking die please hiccups now stop having hiccups pick one fix it get better oh um

I need stone i’m going to get my my stuff yeah you do that you can do that yeah i need some more uh it looks like i do need some more glowstone just like no five something oh i thought that was glow dust but it it’s not

Yeah i’m gonna go back to my base i have like a stack even though oh really that would be amazing sometimes yeah it’s either a stack or a few stacks i like how the run flash is like a mitten hands um i just have everything you are a god person

Me and my kind atrocities atrocities so scary kind atrocities do i still have that the intimidating luster of another right armor set if i were to walk over here right now probably not probably look like pajamas awesome oh god Terrifying pajama jams my nightmare oh it’s like this is like i don’t know it makes me think of like tv sailor moon that’s what yeah it reminds me of in like a weird way i love it i have a video to send you that i sent laura that has a sailor moon

Type it’s a sailor moon you need to watch that show i started it a bit ago but brought several obstacles in but then stopped because i do that like all the time i haven’t watched any of it i just know that women do magic oh that’s just true to real life

I want to get to the um lgbt stuff in it there lgbq whoa be that long well it depends if you’re watching the original or the v or crystal which one is which did you catch what i did yes okay i didn’t know i yeah what’s the difference between the two

Uh crystal is the newer remake no one doesn’t have so it cuts it cuts out a lot of the filler and i’m assuming that includes like no it doesn’t cut out the gays okay good the gays which one’s better i’m just wondering um i personally like the artistic direction of the original better

Pepper i’m sorry i’m on my i’m like in mid-flight i’m like halfway home i just know bed do you guys want to make some like riveting me will be delta commentary while i go to the bathroom okay i mean he’s flying so his arms got to be

Tired i questioned the mora moral the moralities and the ethics of of pitting pitting an innocent person with um with with a um immature um what else what other i can’t think of any other attaching words to myself i i had that moment where like yeah i had that moment where someone

Tells you to tell someone something about yourself when you immediately forget everything about yourself oh yeah i hated that whenever like you do a new class or anything it’s like introductions tell us a little bit about yourself and i’m like i think i’m going to dig a hole and live there yep yeah

You’re like myself i have an okay sense of humor yeah like yeah so and so oh [ __ ] i’m going backwards maybe going backwards i was flying backwards the wrong way backwards i don’t know what’s up but here i am the the bar was set really low and here

I am limbo dancing with the devil i don’t i don’t know you went straight to hell oh okay i’m not no i’m in the overworld what do you think hell in minecraft That’s a long pause yeah that’s that’s a oh my god i need to convey this jade if you are watching the stream i am mid-flight to my home i am five thousand blocks out i’m not getting near a bed anytime soon hey pepper flying back from a different continent yeah yes actually

Okay i need to get to land i’m like an open ocean right now i’m i won’t be able to get any distance in that way okay good good i found a stopping point i found a stopping point okay um let me just uh do this i i had a better inventory the whole

Time you fools what do you mean we fools yeah i mean that just means you’re a jerk dear that doesn’t mean we’re fools that just means you’re a jerk i would be real with you i didn’t notice it either i didn’t notice it either We’re both fools how are you fools i for trusting you because i guess that means that would mean we’re a fool pepper what did i need i really provide context i don’t know why that made me think of this but uh so you gotta draw your oc’s as [ __ ] as

Possible i can do that pepper pepper yes decide to be a [ __ ] myself oh i mean the spirit be with you come here pepper oh wait no no you’re engaging the drawings i just like saying it because it freaks you out oh you gotta take a sip oh that’s it

Okay thank you very sweet i’ll take a sip thank you don’t worry about that anxiety okay i will know i will now start to no longer worry or care about you ever again they don’t care you got a kid i know i know i’m just messing with about to have

More i’m sorry delta care bear don’t that we all care so you know i’m going to a friend’s house okay for a few hours okay i love you i love you i love you hear me bye i don’t want to die i’m driving that’s [ __ ] painful kick me out

Please kill me kick me out kick me out kick me i hear no cam you will jax you just i’m going to your friend’s house yeah let me say this live on stream it’s because he i guess because he’s driving cameron’s really funny with that sort of stuff because like

I will be just doing my thing on my computer in my room and then he’ll come in and be like hey pepper i’ll be like oh okay let me pause my game we just tell my friends that camera’s in here let me if i’m talking to a friend let me uh

Like uh take my headphones off yeah cameron you’re like i’m gonna go take a shower i’ll break okay you don’t have to tell me that cameron that’s fine you can do that just go do that yeah and even though that was a lot of stuff like

With showering with going out to his car to get something from his car and then come back inside it’s just like you can do these things camera you don’t have to like tell me you can just do it it’s okay i i get it a little bit more if he’s

Like actually going out out but like this one he’s already at he’s just telling me he’s now also going to a second location a second location i don’t know that’s how they that’s how they lose you you know yeah that’s how they get you 24 hours and he’ll be gone forever

Okay uh i need okay i have cobblestone that coal looks interesting the coals before uh poles before hose yes uk says hey hi uk welcome to stream what are you on about by the way uk is now named uk ball and is a picture of a ball with a top hat and the

Uh uni kingdom flag and then there it says country balls the flow it’s an internet thing is it what does that mean like i don’t know how to describe it they’ve been around for forever country balls that’s i don’t like the sound of that and then also it says

Uh parentheses and their username parentheses alliances and description what what is that what what are you Do it’s the country balls i think i’m gonna need more information that they were like a thing on fortune uh years and years ago okay interesting but it’s just like making comics out of like these countries interacting with each other it’s like italia but not at drawn as well okay i

Knew about italia i was gonna ask if it was that but if it’s not that then more confusion 4chan italia uh that sounds awful could i be concerned maybe a little fortune there it’s an interesting place that one yobe why is delta just racist wait what

Wait meow bee wait wait i need to explain myself okay milby miyobi yeah it in mario those are act literally that’s actually just their j like the the audio files for their gibberish you gotta hear it to like chris yes no for whose mario and luigi it search it up it’s it’s real

That doesn’t make you any less racist they say it just because you can steal a car in grand theft auto doesn’t mean you can do it in real life bye oh pie hello is my mic actually working this is yay oh that’s right stream mic i was like no it’s not working

You should sound great don’t worry yay How’s it going uh it’s going well uk says my my fan made this pfp for me you told me that already what the oh there was something in my face and i didn’t notice it was pain twas pins anyway why is delta racist i don’t know i don’t know either

That’s my factory default i am oh factor default oh no that’s my factory default racist is my normal england is my city what are you just being more racist because i don’t i don’t know what that is i don’t know how to explain it’s a song i feel like i’m learning

More today it’s a it’s a bad bad song it just sucks and it’s it says england is my city and which is stupid okay do you agree with that all right it’s been a century since i’ve heard it heard it heard it i don’t know you heard it you heard it

Into the candle herded sharded oh oh you better go take care oh my dad’s in the chat and says them you’ll be hi hi dad go chew cheese or dad mr dad mr father mr dad mr father please mr father was my father call me mr dad oh okay my apologies father

May i please protect the salt from the table table salt are you waving hi dad wave wave Okay oh oh there’s the timer well that was quick i guess it’s time for the end of the cute cute texture pack no yep i am sorry i am sorry Uh uk says i love pollen what okay and then my dad says dota hey okay so let’s go over delta you can choose the next no wait did i choose one you did wait no no i didn’t did he not no no no cutie one no i totally didn’t totally

Okay then i will choose one no since when did i get roped into this i know you can choose a texture pack unless you don’t want to guys agreeing with me i don’t know i don’t know which one no i’ll read them to you and you can choose one okay Okay uh all right so we have re-blocks uh mythic new way you can john smith parallax doku craft steampunk conquest grunge skyrim quadro natural greek uh modern hd zigzag horror block pixel advanced skyblock dragon heart halo or plastic plastic what’s what plastic crap you only got plastic everything’s like a credit card

Everything looks like a credit card yes all right why not i’m pretty sure it’s like you know the cover of minecraft how everything’s like kind of cartoony or kim kardashian it’s like that i think kim kardashian are you saying delta it just makes everything a lot more we may have Pi i’m sorry i’m still mid-flight i can’t i lost my home oh you’re home You’re useless what happened is i can’t find it can’t find your home useless that’s the person who just had to dig herself out of a cage why is my granite covered in cotton what is my gum covered in granite that’s us wait butter in your chocolate

Hold on a moment what if you came chocolate like a liquid chocolate oh my god oh my god that would make things so i’m gonna slow world hunger wait pepper you’re the only one who doesn’t do that wait what yep i’m gonna say something a little gross

But i’ve gotten to the point where basically i have almost no [ __ ] now oh like after all this time because at first it was just like start getting really clear but now there’s like almost nothing anyways no one said anything except for delta saying oh

All right i mean what kind of a response were you expecting i don’t know like maybe like oh that’s interesting huh i guess i guess that’s why i said it was just silence just pure silence how many zombies spawned outside of my house that’s the question hello there

How’d that exam be friend general kenobi so this one’s actually kind of cool i like it so far i haven’t seen much but i like it i don’t like the speckles of [ __ ] that are on everything but besides that that comes with the texture pack pun intended i mean it does yeah

Okay lads asses individuals of the everything assortment i must retreat wait all right what about the the the coast oh yeah i’m sorry i’m uh i’m i’ve been flying for it this whole time oh okay i just that’s why you can leave before Oh and you don’t have an outside life outside of us yeah i know stink yeah you’re not allowed forever oh forever This is pepper’s stream ron hi dad yes hello that’s the dad and i’ve got the dad’s dad here oh really it’s their father it’s papa bella it’s poppy bilster were you guys watching me no not at all okay and here i thought you were tennis but

We popped yours on real quick but we wanted to jump on here and say hi well thank you so there’s three generations of cooks here right now did did papa bill hear me say the weird stuff no okay he just said papa bill hear me say the word stuff

I said no but you can we can re you can say it all again tomorrow but that’s all right we’ve recorded all this yeah we recorded we’ll just do it later he said i was talking about inappropriate things inappropriate things like you know i’m inappropriate quite often

But i don’t think i’ve been in it you’re very inappropriate i don’t think i’ve said much inappropriate around papa bill no i don’t think you’ve ever said anything inappropriate around probability uh for context chat probably was my grandparents who said around papa bear what that’s true

You need to stay more you need to say more when you’re around when you’re around papa bear what i don’t know so you can learn how demented you are yeah are you gonna talk about the pee boots uh piss boots i wear boots filled with this

So i don’t so i can jump off of high heights and my feet don’t get hurt because the pee breaks my fall do be cushioning what about the poop boots though i don’t want to wear this those workings no pepper what do you mean that’s the ultimate in height protection damage

No it’s not it’s it’s i think it’s on your hand in the workplace 100 secure cushioning and it gives you it gives you a sleek but sure grip on rocks when you’re climbing on them it makes you think um what makes you think i’m not you see the door right now

See someone else boots that you got a hashtag that dookie boots i like yeah your contact information to dookie that’s not required it’s not that’s not required i i’m good whatever you call it’s gonna say hey dookie boots is calling oh well guess i can’t call anymore No that’s a joke i’ll still come yeah you will spoil that that’s a d-o-o-k-i-e it’s an ie right goby oh okay [Applause] Hold that up there i i i didn’t spell boots right would you put it two b’s up boars boars i can’t find my base oh if i can’t find it i’ll try to travel that was awesome hey how do i send a picture to you guys

Um you can just dm it to us i think i need to upgrade my photo too here i just sent this to strangers i think that’s where it’s supposed to go right i don’t know oh i should is it like in the voice chat yeah i think so

Like check the voice chat under strangers say where it goes i see it yeah peppa there you go that’s called love All right hey um i’ll i guess i’ll see you tomorrow do you just give everyone my phone number too i sure did all right no dude i said shut down you’ll be uh you guys already know no my phone number now yep i’m not talking at 3 am okay you’re awesome

I guess this is my life from now on so many pictures of snails i might be okay with that hopefully it didn’t have any of my information no it doesn’t have any information dad just just just peppers cell phone that they all have now oh okay

What i didn’t do that’s not about it’s on me it’s on me why is i take the chair didn’t see it didn’t put it on the car actually yeah are you glad i showed up here yeah yeah yeah look at that cute one oh yeah i i like

This texture pack except for the grass the grass i kind of hate it’s just nothingness grass looks like um plastic shush your face easter grass at least everything else has like a little bit more detail though it just looks very out of place see it’s just nothing this pepper yeah

I’m gonna get going so i can visit the pop bill but we’ll see you tomorrow uh yes you’re going to going to the flea market what time are you going to be there that’s the question we’re just what time you want to get there dead 10

I don’t care we’re going to be there for 10. okay or earlier okay getting up early yeah i might not be there for long because i i will not be purchasing much but i would like to spend time with you well yeah yeah and pop bill yeah and anybody else who

Here wants to show up yeah if you guys want to show up yeah i’ll be in there in like 16 hours all right sounds good when it all right i’ll starts to you guys later bye-bye bye boots oh god i’ve been ruined you’ve been decimated yeah

This is the end of pepper it’s the beginning of dookie wasn’t dookie the name of the dog in like johnny test no one has any answer to me okay i think it was that but marmal duke is a different franchise it’s not that true marvel duke is marvel duke is marvel duke

Marmot is marmaduke in the new upcoming film mermaid oh everything is marmaduke become the duke Rather than dukes of hazard this feels incorrect so what exactly are you building here pepper uh i’m working on uh fighter town which was the old server it was a town in our old surfer um before we had the realm we just had a server that i would join and then i’d

Invite people into you just brett zapzap cameron and i really that was it um and we did stuff in it and i am really building that town at least at least the main downtown area in here just because uh we really didn’t have much since it was

Just a server so we were never actually in it all the time building stuff i’m currently i’m rebuilding uh the trophy room in the snapchat’s house because we did a lot of like games where we get trophies and we put them in places nice very nice very nice

All right i will have to get uh the glowstone somehow uh let me go to see how many i need in place the last other stuff i don’t need a stone i don’t think uh noodles but i appreciate it and unless glowstone counts that is a lot of zombies you’re

Maybe i mean do you want to before because i can make it for uh-oh why did i bring up four you flew you fool i’m the fool no i appreciate you too shiny much appreciations here i need to light up the dark side of the islands dark side of the moon

Yeah like that only much less pink floyd well what about the uh transformers movie oh it’s just no it’s thankfully not cis farmers uh should be because you know oh yeah actually you know what i kind of like it transformers and then the decepticons because people are always saying that

We’re quote-unquote decepting people or tricking people where did that come from deceiving yeah disrupting did i say decepting Uk says no onions for the austrians what does that mean and why don’t they have any onions why would you do that because they can’t cry i don’t know Frick i forgot to start the timer again i have a problem no no no i can’t go back to the cutie one we’re not gonna go back to the cutie one i have somebody to go through i’m sorry manny i’m checking in the was stream i switched over to this one

15 minutes ago pepper watches the entire stream from the start to try and figure out how long it is so you can stare at that beautiful texture pack it looks like it’s only 15 minutes left Oh that’s a creep i never got to see the monsters as cute which is sad them zombies i also got a little um skellington friend say hi um he wasn’t very happy with me ryobi you should get in the room too but i’m drawing okay you should draw two okay okay good

Uh yeah so i need to go get go stone that’s what i’m doing yes clothes tone Fish get back delta oh what he’s struggling what are you struggling with i hope he’s okay I thought that was a pair of pants for for some reason at first okay you wear a pair of pants no i’m pepper that is my nickname paper pants that is my nickname according to do is i am called pants well hi i don’t know

It’s because back when i had my old name i had some other dumb nicknames that i forget actually and so they had to make uh dude and his fans decided to make a new one and it was pants so i am pants i’m known as pants incredible yes incredible yes

Uh okay so i just failed parkour no twice oh i like how this horse is pink what whose horse is this i don’t know i it must be a neighbors i’m going to attack you in your home oh no shiny it’s shiny it’s okay i like how this works it’s pretty cool

How it does that well whoa it’s like a light show yeah i like that yeah that’s pretty nifty no in minecraft another portal should look like that it’s like i i don’t i don’t know if it’s gonna happen because i feel like it’d be very

Difficult but i do like the idea of like me making my own texture pack as well to go along with the audio i don’t know how easy that would be because it’d be a lot of work but i think that would be definitely a lot more than

It’s definitely a lot more than it was in the old days where it’s just like you know a couple of textures and now it’s like you know you need a billion of them yeah yeah but it could be neat um but yeah it’s just a baby the audio thing is happening though okay

So what am i doing going to get lost down right okay let’s go get glowstone and not perish this time apparently a zombie dropped the lead hmm cool this is interesting and also a lot less cute than before ouch yeah who’s eating oh jay is eating

I just i heard you’re hungry i heard munching next to me and i was like what is happening what who and where oh the sounds asmr no please pi asmr unnecessary oh i see whoa jade why oh die well you can’t put you can’t cook chicken in a blast furnace

Want to help me go get that jade you want to help me get the glowstone over here you uh monster no faced creature yeah you can get it what’s the lore behind your broken neck oh no my head’s just on backwards yeah but what’s the lawyer though it’s on backwards

I used to like whip my hair at front of the front of my face so it’s kind of like the hair’s over my front eyes and then there’s just eyes on the back of my head it’s on backwards you’re turned around it’s just like freaky eye business what what

Jade please do not kill me no i know that might be a large temptation but please do not do it you can have some of my eggs jade to kill me are you are you trying to bribe jade into killing me i can’t be bribed i don’t know uh i don’t know

Why can you be wrapped with that hey parker apple you owe me administration i do oh you have something can i like do the like do the quote thing where it’s like oh what if i paid you a double and i gave you just more apples yeah okay

I wasn’t gonna kill you anyways but that’s good pepper who haven’t you killed in this realm most people you’ve killed me several times have i yeah you got mad at me i don’t remember Because when we burnt down um the courthouse and i kept putting water in places and yeah how dare you and that you killed me like two or three times yeah yeah you were a menace it needed to happen no it did not it was required by the law no

Actually i’m kind of curious now i want to go through how could the law decide that there was no courthouse yes because i’m the law okay so i i have not killed shiny i don’t think i’ve killed jade i have killed pie i have killed brett i haven’t killed sergeant i have killed

Autumn i haven’t killed diehard haven’t killed cass have i killed dude probably not tanner that’s a lot of people i don’t think i’ve killed tanner either i have killed my ob uh what the frick are the pictures reversed minecraft programming tm what the perfect i’m just going to start over because now

It’s all funky okay so jade i haven’t killed you have i um not that i can recall okay so pi brett sergeant the name so the term pictures are different than the names for some reason i search it i haven’t autumn uh yes see hot no cass no sam uh no tanner

No meow b yes shadows no uh sentient mattress dude no brennan i don’t think so delta probably trendy nah cameron yeah zaps up yeah bottoms nah kerbals nah say i’m right now scarlett i don’t think so as i’ve killed seven out of like the 20 people here

Uh why am i in a hole um that was a swarm of birds so whatever you call them you protected me yeah i was building a box around you to be funny but then they’re like a bunch of enemies oh i was gonna say you were

Kind until you said it was also a prank i was going to thank you why not have the earthly true okay thank you you punk still let me apples okay come with me i’ll give you some apples oh i love daft punk leads you into a corner and pulls out sword i don’t

Know there’s a dude there’s a dude oh gosh dude has come through perish haha we gained oh no oh bye friends my library looks cool it does look cool thank you i don’t know what it is but this texture pack has been actually like making my

Computer like my game lag more than the other ones that’s the 16 by 16. i don’t know now that’s a 32 it looks like You’re welcome want some extra special gift that can it’ll make it so we are best friends and we can never betray each other um i think you should be scared jade show me what it is before right here where are you going why did you do See now we’re best friends right Okay how about i i said we have an alliance now we will never betray either one of us yeah yeah don’t even have enchanted that’s why i had like four um Okay back to the other area and i should be able to finish it what oh i’m not wearing my electro never mind did you perish somehow nah i was afraid i was gonna stop your weak crops okay so that’s cool uh let’s go over to uh fighter town and i will do this

Wow why do the apples have butts oh i’m an idiot i’m gonna say it you guys are gonna call me super dumb you see the hearts on my screen on the bottom right the health hearts oh yeah i thought those were apples with butts on the bottom i don’t

I thought there were a little little little genuine peppermint i thought they were apples with little butt nubs on the ends We i’m an apple that looks like a butt one time that’s funny did you eat it seductively it was like i think i didn’t know it was like i forgot what the mutation is called starts with dave it was just like two years but it was never the peace that’s called this

So with this this place will be done jokes about it fascination actually no i need to do the lava to frick i didn’t bring the lava over uh okay um and then one two three four five six one two three okay i need 12 12 12.

I need a bunch of buckets of lava which i can get because i have my lava thingy and i need a Hmm eight like let me see one two three four five seven i need 14 buckets of lava and uh i can help thank you 14 buckets of lava and then what was it i think brain stops working 40 buckets of lava and then 12 uh item frames

Item frames i think i’d get that very easy why are you letting the austrians have onions uk those poor austrians can the australians have i mean also why is the word why is austrian so similar to australian why are they why have their titles become so similar

Why were they created that way i don’t know i don’t know but dio one time late night he asked me genuinely in a voice call what the difference between austria and australia was and we’d known each other for quite a while at that point well he doesn’t he doesn’t know how like

He doesn’t know how what the planet looks like really he doesn’t know where freaking florida is or alaska yeah and doesn’t know where the country of europe is does he not i don’t know i forget europe is a continent isn’t it what no europe is a country it is no it’s a country What gaslight gate keep girl balls stop guys i didn’t get much geography at primary schools so i learned almost you thought about it for a while i no i thought maybe maybe there’s a this is a country called europe there’s a there’s there’s a country called georgia too no that’s a state

No there is a country called georgia look what’s happening when i went to china with um with the exchange from rome at the school it was i was hanging out with my family like there for a bit and um another family so like there was two chinese families and then like me

And this guy went to school with my exchange student was telling us about like all the traveling he’s done and how he went to europe he couldn’t say yours and i was like that’s adorable oh it’s time for me to change texture packs again the alarm didn’t go off though this time because

I had to do it funky okay like a monkey funky monkey chunky monkey chunky monkey [ __ ] monkey ball butter i don’t know what i’m doing anyways let’s check out oh interviewed yes this is our intermission okay um jade you’re here you gonna choose a texture pack

I’ll be right back i’m going to go grab a snack okay what are the textures oh thank you uh i will read them off to you i’m also deleting the plastic one because i also did not quite enjoy that one too much it just felt

Boring it felt like i was in an office meeting okay so we have uh re-blocks mythic new way you can john smith parallax goku craft steampunk conquest grunge modern hd greek skyrim uh quadro zigzag horror natural black pixel advanced sky block dragon heart halo and that’s it

I thought you said [ __ ] when you said horror yeah Um that’s the problem with the american accent yeah you can’t say horror um horror horror uh i’ll go with am i saying it wrong wait i returned it’s horror no yeah you got it right okay um there was some grunge okay that one’s pretty cool i hope so

All right this one’s actually made by the same people who made uh the texture pack i usually use which is the uh vanilla beady craft or pure bdraft it’s really cool it’s just like the problem is that it’s also very grainy so it’s kind of like hard to see a little bit

I just was worried about it in minecraft with the like compression or on youtube with compression i mean doing a late stream today we doing this all night at this rate oh probably not actually but i do want this stream to be a long stream is it bad that i can’t remember where

The lava farm thing is So yeah this one looks pretty cool except as you can see it’s very like laggy also pretty detailed but i love this texture pack um there’s something sucking in the background sorry it’s me uh i’m actually gonna it’s wear a vacuum cleaner that’s in the background yeah it’s me i’m vacuuming your house

Oh what do you think i was doing uh cannot disclose that okay This should make it not as funky with all of the funky monkey chunky because it was just it was lagging a lot with that right there oh imagine eating a special textured pack in order to make minecraft lag ha i know right see it is 64. integrated graphic thing

It looks it this extra pack is really cool though i gotta say like i do like this one a lot it’s just like look at the freaking grain on it it really like messes my computer up if it wasn’t for like that green on everything like look at that

It wasn’t for the green then it’d be a little bit easier do you want some buckets do i want buckets give to me or just let me borrow i guess i mean i can make them i have like that come here you can put it in this chest if that’s okay

Okay thank you i appreciate you are a good person and i love you keep one myself cause i’m greedy nice well all right i’m sorry it’s been so long i’m sorry i hope you know i don’t actually care condemn i send you to prison big cheese is now a lizard person reptile cheese

Yeah this one is pretty cool though like i do like the grunginess of it yeah compression doesn’t exactly play well with it but yeah who cares about how that is the problem yeah it really messes up the compression yeah i’m looking over my youtube screen it does not look good yeah

Youtube compression is evil i just stopped for a bit that help then i go back it does help a little bit when you stop moving if it ends up being too much let me know chat and i will just like move on it’s good for 30 minutes okay okay it is

One that i was like oh i want to use this one all the time but like i said youtube compression would not be great and it also makes my computer lag a little bit why would you eat half of a raw onion let’s do an attorney

Oh oh oh the pigs oh my god don’t look at me oh my god get away from me you you you horrible creatures it’s adorable and terrifying i think that looks terrifying it looks like a shrimp it looks like a like a porcelain doll that’s ready to kill me

Adorable and terrifying like you pepper that was my evil laugh ha ha that’s my milk now there’s my bucket of milk in case i get withered get a scare date again Pain within gene that’s great you don’t warn me i’m not prepared for that why would i have to warn you i should actually how you doing red instead of just icing That’s not fun that’s cool i told you it makes me scared and honey at the same time i can’t i don’t know how to feel that’s kind of my goal you know honestly i know that’s kind of what i want to do like that’s that’s how my art works with all my characters

Yeah it’s both cute and terrifying mark me down is scared and aroused all according to kaikaku too far away i’m two pixels away from it minecraft physics if this like burns down the house upstairs i’m gonna be really upset down the house oh that’s scary that is kind of scary just

Prepare for death if you were in here what’s this room for uh it’s the trophy room for a snaps app for trophies for trophies what’s that about trophies where is it like the slip and slide uh no that one kills you this room looks like it kills you too

They could if you if you aren’t good if you are not a good girl you have to have good walking feet otherwise you slip and fall into the lava what’s left thinking about that is it a valid excuse What was that about feet what do you say you’ll be getting ready to like stop being my friends revving up the engine i slept in the survival house How was it cause that was the closest house it was very um two block high empty i was in the middle of our house that’s how i like to sing it too that’s the best way to sing it look after the sun i like how the clouds are just still cubes without texture

Pepper what what should i have for dinner tonight my cream cheese you’re right hell yeah that’s a i don’t have to tradition up milk this time though phew that’s good we already did that yesterday oh good good good good good good good well look at that freaking apple here that’s oh that’s crazy

This texture pack is really cool it’s just like also hurts my computer and my viewers not as cool as the cutie pack yeah look at that orb it’s the orb orb orb or ponder ponder ponder ponder real hard oh it hurts Bone wheel comes in a bottle now apparently um I need iron ingots i don’t know if i have any here And check out the iron farm oh i have some at home i just don’t feel like traveling Wait then where are you now uh i’m in fighter town you don’t have iron on me and i’m not really that close to you oh i’m good i got some looks like there is a villager trade a wandering villager in the farms and it looks like it destroyed some of your crops

What the i shall end thee in the wheat farm i shall destroy i’ll let you do the discipline well you can kill if you want for instance let’s see what he actually has to offer maybe he’s just a farmer i don’t care if he’s a farmer if he’s my mom gonna kill him

Ray dye drip stone kelp pink tulip lily pad and gunpowder how about now my farm over here or somewhere else no no in inter vloskis town oh oh peppertown pepper sauce what did we decide to call that did we call that pepper’s palace i don’t remember pepper’s palace i might say it somewhere

I don’t remember if i put it somewhere yeah this texture pack actually might be one of my favorites if not for like the things i said just because i already love the the other bd craft ones and this just adds like the grunge and dirt to it which is something i also like

How much does that one cost this texture pack yeah i don’t know i don’t i don’t remember i’m sorry you can search it on the marketplace you click on marketplace and you press search and search up grunge bd craft what does the bd stand for i don’t know

They just have that in all of their texture packs like vanilla beady craft grunge beady craft pure bd craft just they’re like fall torture oh yeah sorry i i like that You know ball sloppy just pretty good just slapping around the balls yeah okay it says nothing else just let that don’t know that’s that’s it yeah that’s all right that’s all i got to say okay i think i fixed your farm thank you it’s now all farming oh farmy

Farming to farm is my dog still in here oh listen to this oh listen to this oh i’ve caused multiple problems i went to grab my my seltzer and i was like listen to this like the opening it sound effect and then i actually hit my

Microphone and then i tried it again and then it sprayed all over my keyboard i have only had problems here santa’s back hi buddy shade is furiously changing skins what am i yeah yes you are it says jean has changed their skin jade has changed their skin jade has changed their skin

I haven’t done anything i’ve been searching in the marketplace i haven’t even pressed on anything weird but you changed your skin there i don’t like this change you obviously changed your skin i’m sorry i’m mean check your skin in real life is your real life skin different oh my god oh

I’ve got this new mole that’s actually weird it like goes dark and then light sometimes i don’t know what’s up with that is that it’s not natural answer i have i have a question that’s the only way thing going on i have a question how do you not be racist That’s the neat part oh no final that was pretty good actually that’s good that’s funny um so i’ve been uh uh like i’ve been writing i think i forget who said this it might have been someone on my discord server suggesting i like write down all my characters

Like info stuff as official things on like google docs and make it so people can see it and so i’ve been working on that for each one of my characters because i have them all as notes but i want to write them more as like actual like writings their descriptions and stuff

And so i’ve been doing that and i looked up things like what you should describe what you should use to describe your character uh and it said like mention their skin tone and skin color and i was like okay i’m looking at a couple of my

Characters and i don’t i don’t know how to describe them like if you’ve seen uh like cleo i was trying to figure out how to describe cleo i was like it’s not it’s not like black but it’s not i don’t know what me they’re olive skin is that what it’s called

Yeah that’s also olive because i searched up like skin tone names and i went with one that said honey and i just said like he is it has like honey colored skin and i don’t know if that sounds weird or not that’s right okay cool let’s check out she cooked cheese

Oh yeah he’s a lizard where i checked out big cheese lizard But i’ve been having fun with that i’ve been excited to like be writing that so what did big cheese look like in the cutie i don’t think i checked i should have now we’ll never know i’ll check big cheese real quick after this after this extra pack i’ll

Check big cheese cutie for like real quick and then move on to the next picture back after that okay okay but once i have all these things written i kind of want to do another uh my oc lore and i’m gonna write it’s gonna be about my oc’s did my face stop moving

Your face stop why is my face stop moving around you’re sugars my face right hello your face stop moving check your blood sugar i don’t think that has anything to do with it this is a technological issue and it’s back so we’re good um what is this okay so

Uh but yeah i’ve written it about my i’m writing about my characters currently but i also want to write the stuff about like the locations and the planet because i have them all written down as notes but i want to like make them more officially written instead of just like scribbles oh

This chicken is like in the fetal position the chicken in my hand right now maybe i’ll do this right now honestly just because like every single time i’m here i have to get through this annoying trees so maybe i’ll make an official pathway from here to there just a few dark blocks here

On this wall It bugs me do i bug you i am very buggable i’m very impeccable i don’t want too much information not enough i can’t get enough more both too much and not enough yes i am running i like saying weird things you know i’ve i’ve realized that about you very quickly that’s me pepsi Maybe i should actually even better yeah i think i have a better idea because this is gonna be annoying uh what if i create a bridge over there like a path that does that it’s a bridge over the trees tree bridge yeah like i could change this over here

I do that a lot you do what just paste randomly around the world yeah i do that too like when i start not thinking about what i what i’m working on or if i start i don’t really have oh hello sir die thank you guys that is

References today got a lot of asdf going on fcf was great yeah that was my childhood yeah like that was the the thing that people did when they they found out how to um bypass the youtube block on the school wi-fi on the school network yes the days before everything was https

And those filters didn’t work good times good times good times You good what’s happening a good time I was supposed to be the ghast oh yeah you’re gonna voice act the guest that’s spoilers whoops they haven’t heard it so it’s okay Everyone starts clapping yeah I don’t know if that picked up you did it As soon as i did that i just see a creeper and i’m like oh no quick switch the bow oh hello witch that was a cool texture another portal texture wow oh god my balls my eyeballs are just getting slapped around by this extra fact uh [ __ ] and eyeball torture oh no

I am not for it i’m not for it eyeball stuff freaks me out like yeah me too uh It’s so visually appealing but it hurts my freaking brain so much it’s okay we only got 10 minutes left of this one oh i’m going to eat some more names mom ah tasty Tasty tasty is are you am i going to get based in m m’s I am going to be basted like a turkey oh you’re going to have juices squirted on oh hell yeah or in me either way this is one example of those things that make you scary why am i scary i’m just horny master basted oh It is stop being creative my computer just flipped out okay then tell it no that computer bag comes forward give it a spanking quick okay he’s snappy sets off oh that’s not spanking that’s just death my dad’s old laptop literally died because if you hit it in

The wrong place it would just shut off that’s funny oh gosh so you know it’s like you you’d move in the wrong you know you’d have it on your lap you go and get up you bump it in the wrong way and then you shut off it shuts off and you lose your

Work that’s yay i that’s nothing compared to the crap that i’ve had to deal with what have you had to deal with what’s happened to you well it started back That was pretty good thank you oh oh whoa ouch oh wow that’s a scary skeleton actually Hey peppa I’m sorry it had to be done it was it’s funny it had to be done can these freaking monsters leave my butthole alone no no what the [ __ ] no why would you why are you guys sliding with the monsters it’s just the law of nature your butthole must be plundered

I don’t know about that one pepper whoa what the what the that spider took off giant enemy spider that that was weird i don’t know if you guys saw what i saw i saw what you saw it it went it flew to victory yeah it was it was real weird

Fly away to victory i should eat something until you get to 300 bars Get out of my life monsters i just want a bill i thought you liked me i do but not when they’re penetrating me when i’m trying to work on something what they can penetrate me any other time though i say how it is any other time it’s okay but right now

It’s a bit trouble wording queen of wording yeah what about it did i say something weird did i say something uncouth honestly i should be more scared when you don’t say something weird true Uh yes the random door in the middle of the desert in the middle of an island that sounds mysterious that’s right you’re gonna end up in uh monster zinc land have you seen that meme of like it’s oh my freaking gosh it’s all my freaking god [ __ ] oh my gosh dang another creeper

It’s freaking day you have my look i don’t i’m just living my life i’m just trying to live these monsters got a pepper fetish all of a sudden wondered debbie just showed up and said i want to unsee i’m sorry debbie i’m the one getting my butthole planned plundered apparently

Yeah i should check on the zoo how does this so much i gave myself why is that still hiding away in my brain it’s not my internet problem um quinoa mosaic oh i know that one i feel like someone i feel like someone played it during a food class when we

Were doing nothing just in the background oh it was like the one hour version tiny what are you doing i’m sorry you should start like a survivors uh what what are those things called a survivor’s guild no like you know when you like you’re like a veteran or something like that you have

To go to these things to feel better are they just called groups like a support group that’s it jade smart support how did you forget the west it’s it’s he’s pepper yeah yeah i am an idiot yeah and if you do not remember that then you are also an idiot i’m sorry [Laughter]

Just pepper makes ultimate asmr videos what’s that you don’t know what ultimate no i told you i’m dumb yeah you are it’s media made for like women oh okay you killed jade you would do like a iki ike man or any kind of voice

I could i could do that i mean i want to make like girlfriend asmr i could make boyfriend asmr too that’d be kind of fun right i want to voice my characters now that he has that i can do girl voice and be like not weird about it wait what

What’d you get this you know what i mean sadly not yet you don’t you don’t know what i’m talking about hello anybody i am being unacknowledged yes you are okay good conversation everybody yes good conversation did you hear all those things uh anybody will be jade

Okay you guys you guys got me because i got no response and i got pie saying like no this was a good idea cool thanks you’re welcome you want to know it’s a good a good idea no not getting blown up by papers i’m going to freaking i’m going to freaking send a

Creeper to your house why do you hurt me this way it’s funny because i am terrible at fighting creepers absolutely terrible if you i am technically classified as an animal well really yeah homo sapiens is in fact an animal is that true yeah some people are more animal than

Others is it okay this was on like i okay whatever so uh i think it was on oh my gosh you have the best nickname ever someone in the chat just his name said hello and their name is snogus that’s funny that’s a funny that’s a funny word snogus the fun one

Any beans that are homo oh sapien homos um so i think it was on stream recently but i was told that bugs count as and like insects and bugs count as animals and i did not realize that Yeah well the they’re in the atmosphere animals what else would they be sex i don’t know i thought yeah but they’re a part of the animal kingdom the overall they’re just like in different categories like invertebrates arthropods i see the timer stopped by the way it’s like mammals as well it’s kind of

Like mammals is a category bloody i don’t know what fish are called [ __ ] and then there’s verbs oh i guess i was dumb i thought they didn’t count because like people would always ask me what my favorite animal is and i’d always just say like well i

Guess cats can because i can’t see things like spiders and stuff you can people just think you’re weird i don’t know i guess i’m done okay let’s do another texture pack because it’s been half an hour uh let’s go through this and she said you’re gonna show um oh

Yeah we want to do the cute with that cheese yeah cute with big cheese Did you say blue cheese yes criminal bluetooth name was passed down from my great grandfather it is an amazing name please keep it forever i love it snogus it’s just it’s just it’s just we’re back to beauty okay now it feels weird when you say

That when it turns into a verb i don’t know if i like it anymore it’s a good word it shouldn’t be a verb part so that’s a noun minecraft watch this british should have to be a verb hey now i can actually collect my thing all right big cheese i’m coming for you

Oh my cat it’s just sitting down it’s just taking a little break oh it’s cute oh hang on i should go see my my dog upstairs because i don’t think i saw my dog either what do the birds look like oh my parents actually checked my parents well that’s a huge head

That is a huge okay um let’s see big cheese Wow just a chill dude looks like he would work in uh it looks like this version of big cheese would go to a uh like a starbucks and open up a laptop Yeah i can see that okay i guess i’m disconnected minecraft will be oh it’s not fast that’s cute uh youtube’s also flipping out okay now to actually go to a new texture pack are you having wi-fi problems Um okay so uh me obi you get to choose one again because no one’s really in the chat that much so i don’t think they’re gonna choose one can we go through them pick one yeah so how about we try the mythic one oh okay oh let us see mythic mythic mythic

My thick whoa you’re thick my thick yes this one looks really cool so far even though i barely started it okay minecraft it’s not anytime then why is my dude in bed is it like yeah i think i think we traded well whoa because my wi-fi is usually okay but now

This big cheese looks like he will spend the day like sticking a two foot dong and some 3d animated lady and then go and then and then go to the library afterwards that is too specific for youtube i have seen it before i’ve seen a lot of 3d hentai with that

Sort of monster oh my like ogre things what do you mean oh my it’s classic it’s classic hence i mean did you just enter yourself into the chat well that’s freaky wow this one’s cool i like this one so far you need to find the bed stop putting

Down torches but i want to put down our city now you guys are taking over the chat he starts i recall there are no beds in here Because why would there be beds hey there’s beds i was wrong i just played snogus gave up real quick about the trap being stolen is debbie still here and debbie how cool are you are you like real cool only kind of cool oh shoot i never texted out the sex

Dungeon in in the cutie texture pack either thank you mouse yeah this one seems like a more like oh It’s also very jpeg that blob fish it’s either a blob fish or a gyarados that’s got its mouth closed Gyarados first enthralled it’s just dark ass looking kind of cute you’re kind of cute snogging yeah snogus this texture pack is like a more tame version of the uh grunge one from earlier it feels like There you are this sneaky cow i can’t go in that room anymore that that thing like absolutely would have kept me up at night if i had this texture pack when i was a kid I would not be able to go into that room anymore oh what the frick is with what these that’s scary what’s with the this texture pack and the scary paintings wow he looks kind of funny too minecraft dm i do like this one though still this one is so cool

It feels scary-ish almost like the other one is called horror craft but this one almost feels like it’s horror craft but it looks cool though i don’t know how the compression is on this one probably still not that great pretty bad yeah it’s pretty bad big size youtube compression is is a

Jerk yeah it is two girls one restaurant no creeper slide looks a lot more uh scary in here well hello magician onwards hello marilyn hi marilyn’s one of the ones i actually wrote thea i’ve written the bio synopsis description of marilyn lychee and i’ve started on clio

Well i like the little health and food bars in this one i really i really like the aesthetic of this one i wish it wasn’t so compressiony also why are the ones i like so compressiony because that is what youtube is youtube compressor youtube it’s okay i’m sorry i said that that was

Mean i forgot i need to go get some dirt um dumbbell Dumbbell jump puppy is there anything here bro you’re walking on dirt what the whoa what the there’s a wolf in there also this that’s cool yeah but that takes a while to make mine up my armor looks cool too i should have dirt stored away there’s like a chest chock blocks you

Want some dirt i’m on my way are you dirty i’m just dirt dirty girl we just be a gang of girls in this chat i see a noodle on a horse nagis says 1997. uh what i’m not i’m not i’m not sure i understand may you elaborate please it would be greatly appreciated

Is that the year you were born snuggest snorkish ooh the sand looks cool i like the structure pack a lot actually this one is cool okay so let me see let me mine this demo grass away i’m gonna have the bridge lead to about here would that be the abridged bridge oh my

Gosh oh my gosh like all right right right right thank you thank you i’ll be here i will slap you okay so negative 420 negative 420 don’t mind my text 69 oh my gosh it actually is the meme [ __ ] 69 What are you doing peppa Cool nice thank you thank you i have a sudden headache in my head i’m going to drink my water Sorry Oh you got a headache why are you apologizing i apologize for everything even if it isn’t my fault hey i may have to go soon pepper i need to eat uh okay i’m sorry you have to go i’m sorry you had to go no worries

It’s okay i just i require food you can eat the macaroni and cheese yes i’m gonna eat the macaroni and cheese good good it better be good it’ll be delicious don’t let us down yobe i shan’t pressure’s on you pressure’s on i messed away okay well thank you for joining us

Yeah thanks for having me it was real cool oh thank you i bet you’re super tired because you like you you had a stream before this and then you joined me in a stream i’m sleepy but her food will perk me up i’ll be watching from the kitchen okay

We will not talk about behind your back then only a little only a little bit and you better be funny you got to entertain me now frick well i guess that’s the end of the stream [ __ ] about people behind the back their backs is what dm’s are for oh i see oh no

Oh yeah okay bye-bye bye-bye yeah i can’t really yeah you can not not really prepping you do you do great don’t worry don’t worry oh frick you should freaking ah frick is he shining in the distance over there next week worries anyway this freaking llama you’re freaking the llamas it’s hot

What’s it like yeah there’s a feeling um i’m trying to think of a reference to with hats to go with the theme of just old memes and i can’t think of one that’s okay um carl what is this sticky red stuff in the bottom of the boat

Nice there’s anything i can think of Depends on who you ask sadly hmm i see a shiny in the distance watching me okay um on at 76 so 76 so good year i don’t remember it either hilarious we’re hilarious right you don’t remember the year 2076 wow you confused me my poor tiny brain from the future hell

I just am how what happens do i get you too famous yes and do i get to make my job do does my dream come true no spoilers how could you how could you do this I am not silly we’ve gone over there you’re silly and adorable it’s true no i’m not done a million years wow wow i’m a million years in the future my minecraft is frozen what’s it that never happens it’s been bugging for me a little bit too but then again it’s

Weird my wi-fi is also what’s happening it’s not reopening either oh there it goes i’ve never had that happen moby says silly see varsity i am not silly saga says uh snuggus was born in wisconsin in january 27th 1899. that’s a long time ago was that the grand great grandfather snogus grandpappy snoggles

Ah my texture pack it ended oh no the texture pack it’s broken Thank you for laughing Okay quick pie tell me a story once upon a time that was pretty good there was an ugly barnacle it was so ugly everyone died that was a sad story the only story that i can ever come up with off my head it is because i saw it listen here shiny

We can’t have you turning us into puddles on streams oh are you okay what happened what was that noise huh nothing what nothing what do you mean nothing something very obviously just happened you let out like a pretty intense moan of some sort elaborate no i just i just i just read

One shiny then and it made you go oh shut up okay shut up we have good times on here cutie jade moment everyone clip it clip it please turn jade is like i don’t know what bite you i see you kind of like tomboyish but you have very cutesy moments as well

I am very troubled it was very cute t-mobile stuff your confidence is wayne ooh agree with me yeah yeah yeah yeah my brain’s not it’s not it’s not thinking of as much to talk about anymore but i am determined to make this a long stream with many texture packs

And also i want to keep playing minecraft so if i actually like get all the sales done today i might just touch up the rest of my boat throughout the week i might be able to if i’ve got the day off show the boat next stream oh

That’d be very exciting because i do have all this bunnies but i didn’t start straight away as soon as i joined i spent like a couple weeks just going on growing trees and then chopping them down yeah like a lot of time without just getting woody and i’m

Almost out of spruce like i thought i was out the other day but i found some more printed on the chest uh i just realized this texture pack is absolutely meant to be kind of scary because like my hot bar on the bottom actually just straight up has skulls on it

Oh look at the pig he looks he looks strange he looks like it’s got like people he just got back from like a really long day at work he’s trying to stay awake while driving you do it bro oh you what yes that pig was over porked and also porked up

If you catch my drift very contract he looked like like he’d be very muscular don’t make me bring out the big guns i’ll do the voice again do the voice let me do the voice jade you want me to voice call me to the voice you can hear the fear the whimpering Are you okay jade yeah we like what not that difficult oh get out What you guys roasting huh you gasped i was thinking something would happen after that like some sort of explanation oh i’m not sorry you’re calling someone aghast no i’ve gassed on the brain today yeah you do i’m just looking listen here shiny quick jade money again

Uh i can’t do it on command maybe now stop pacing and then eating i burn through my food because i just dash around in circles every single time dash around in circles trying to think of do what to do and then i just burn through the hunger bar every single time yep

That’s classic minecraft right there nothing wrong with compliments yeah not like i want them or anything please give me confidence i don’t know what it is but if you are a trans woman you like praise and compliments make you super happy it seems to be a default setting yeah

It’s funny like i had friends who were who are like that that you know i knew before and i was like oh i wouldn’t ever be like that how can they be so weak to compliments and it’s like yeah i mean it does stuff exactly doesn’t stop my person

Does stuff to a girl kind of stuff it just makes you blush and happy and smiley when will battams be on minecraft stream that’s a good question uh i was hoping that they would be in streams semi-normally but according to what they said before uh they just don’t like minecraft so i

Don’t think it’s gonna happen no it’s weird cuz like they said they like watching minecraft they just don’t like playing it which yeah which is something that my dad never understood yeah it’s like he’s like oh well you know what i would say um when i

Was a kid in the 80s we used to try and see who could match the buttons the quickest and it’s like and it’s like why do you watch this and it’s like why do you watch the baseball game that’s the thing i always say yeah that’s like the classic

Um it’s like it’s literally the same thing it’s there’s no difference the reason they call it esports is because it’s the same thing it’s just with the controller i actually had that discussion with my uh boss at work the other day because she was saying she didn’t understand how people could watch

Video games and i was like because it’s fun also you watch sports it really is the same thing they’re like why not she just said like why not uh just play the video game instead of watch people play it i was like oh why not just play the sport and show a lot

Of people play it and she was like ah and it was funny hello welcome to stream uh mick tulin hello paul how are you uh what i’m gonna give you a solid what what i saw it what are you talking about that is quite appalling [Laughter] goodness gracious

You’ve killed someone today pie i hope you’re happy are you okay i have blood on my hands i’m scared my gosh this is insane Breathe jade breathe it’s okay oh my god she left the realm she’s dying it’s happening it’s real who the frick is paul i have never heard jade like this actually What you haven’t usually i what yeah i can’t even think about it um usually i i usually want to have laughing kids especially when i’m very [ __ ] tired is that what is happening right now okay uh mick lynn says are you acting weird today paul a little bit i guess i’m paul now

I had no idea i saved your dad’s life and i’m paul oh my god this is the story is like developing real quick what’s going on i don’t know apparently uh i am paul and i saved snogus’s dad drive your mom to the hospital what’s

Going on with your mom is your mom what the is your mom okay i don’t want to be paul it seems like a oh it all seems like a busy person with a lot with a lot on their hands and i don’t think i want that appalling [ __ ] yes appalling

It’s a piling cheese isn’t it really truly appalling [Laughter] In a world where appalling affects jade real hard oh no he says my mom’s good that’s good micklin is having some effects happening people really do like that voice huh i’m gonna make that a redeem for sure is like just just that voice as anything that’s my paw that’s paw wow

Snog says the contained within this said entity well happens to be a source of rather the very health of the dust the rug what are you on about what do those words mean smargas like amargas only snagas did you see on bogus say hard again in the deep voice

That’s really sorry again in the deep voice there i did it for you hard what’s happening to you people moppy i’m gonna freaking kill this water it’s gross looking Kill water you can’t kill i just did look at it go no bye better bye fixed oh that’s a lot of skeletons yes typically skeleton farms do produce a lot of skeletons why did you want me to say hard Why not do you remember my borax and fellow place yeah what uh it was another one of my asmr characters i had the cryptic character and the asmr character and they both use different variations of the deep voice i just did That’s not an explanation yobe but thank you i want to learn how to do a twink voice i want to because i want to be able to voice sasha my femboy character as well yeah the the backgrounds are pretty awesome especially once you learn where the things are yeah

True because then you don’t have to learn where everything else is how’s your day going my day is going pretty good thank you for asking how is your day going it’s like a freaking highway the way it looks up here do i have yes these One two three four yeah i’ll do that okay then one of these poopy butt i want people like this thank you i’m glad you enjoyed why does it sound so aggressive i’m glad you enjoyed are you just saying that because you want me to say things deep voice again My my voice my deep voice isn’t exactly that awesome you have a very cutesy voice i think i said that before and the yes you have what you have actually i have said that yeah and the fact that you can’t do like as much of a deep voice i think kind of

Adds to it Like i want to do both yeah yeah that’s what i want to do though that’s kind of what i want to do it’s just fun autumn says shrek fanfic in deep what voice when as soon as someone writes it for me i would love to do stuff with the voices i just

I don’t have any ideas people should just do redeems more write some fanfics and i’ll absolutely like voice acting Hello there oh sorry hello there oh come on read the navy seals coffee pasta well then freaking if you guys want me to actually like start reading stuff there’s a redeem for it use the redeem and i will read seth there’s like a voice redeem and a

Message redeem if you want me to say something specific do the message redeem and then just tell me what you want me to say i need to i need to redo those readings to make them more like clear i think and balance yeah jack box i’m waiting for the when you least

Expect it please don’t hurt me i’m innocent are you though i yeah done anything wrong she’s not what um well i didn’t say anything i’m gonna beat your butt is that a threat or a problem it’s gonna feel real good making peppa suffer or else pie or else what you gonna compliment me

Huh huh timer again that is the end of this texture pack uh okay let’s go and since we actually have people in the chat now oh god please autumn please don’t do jackpots i think i would simply perish if i heard my fanfic read read out loud do it give

It to me i’ll read it or or make one of me and i’ll read that how many points do i have let’s see okay let’s uh Wait for the 20 second stream jade why are you sucking on my kitchen spot what excuse me um 156 000 sweets okay chat the first one i see is the one i’ll choose um wait for me to read all of them though so i’m gonna read you the

Texture pack so you guys can choose one for me to use for the next half hour i have re-blocks new way you can john smith parallax doku craft steampunk conquest modern hd greek skyrim quadro zigzag natural horror craft halo uh block pixel and dragon heart okay now

You guys can tell me which one you want me to use the first one i see in the chat is the one i use if no one does it then i’ll just figure it out oh god you have a lot of points bye please don’t hurt me i not

I’m not wanting to do jackpots anyone that try choosing one or not because it doesn’t look like anyone’s choosing one i read you the list now choose the pack i used 42 no that’s not an option what is the answer to everything i’m going to find

You you’re going to what me find you you’re going to find just ask brett or laura uh-huh i’ll do it [Laughter] Uh oh the compliments no no one’s choosing one okay pie you choose one oh hi autumn huh 525 sweets hmm i need to fix that i already said hi to autumn autumn i thought you were saying like what enough please do jack box please don’t do jackpots you saw me before

I guess i did post selfies that that i guess i guess that is the truth muyobi just sent me a fanfic over discord are you telling me i should read this on stream is that what this means you want me to read this on stream i’ll do it Uh i’m going to use dococraft because no one’s saying anything i think this is what i used to use actually a long time ago for like a couple weeks in the uh rum Cool cool oh just a noodle over on the bunny on a horse Do three okay one two three that’s how it works right one two three what there you go autumn please don’t hurt me you’re halfway i don’t want it halfway through your track box you must do what you will it sounds like you want me to read it

Oh it’s one two three i think that’s general consensus it does seem that way Hey why do you do this to me what have i ever done to hurt you um you have punched me off of a cliff i killed you yes what of it that doesn’t count we all know that that’s just murder Excuse me sir do you mind zombie no you’re a zombie now okay sorry i didn’t tell you before but i am i thought you were a spider yep spiders on yeah yeah i know i’m surprised too freaking Freaking hunger effects ugh i hate that we can explore this section um do with it what you wish autumn please don’t hurt me do it is a cactus i hope you guys can’t see me like chewing i’m eating my m m’s this is what we hear no no don’t inflict pain autumn please

Please no i am sleeping in a bed because i keep getting attacked by the desert zombies whatever they’re called i’m liking this texture pack too actually i know i used it a while ago I always forget the a husk husk yes husk they’re literally desert zombies why do they have to have weird names and again they also have drowned zombies which are just drowned i guess because they died of starvation so therefore they are their husks what was once they were starved for

Creativity so they had to choose a weird name somebody isn’t sleeping it’s true i wonder why they chose them all to be zombies also instead of like anything else what i want to know is why are all the zombies based on the steve skin true craig is dead oh my god craig

I don’t know unless you’re talking about the brew craig is your mom pepper no just not true that’s impossible most likely impossible because yeah well big cheese you’re like from some sort of like probably a mobile game now you’re like from a mobile rpg that is not what you look like to me

The gacha kind of no actually probably not it’s definitely not anime it’s more like a world of warcraft sort of thing but probably it might be gotcha still You can’t read it all on youtube oh frick how about i read the first minute of It we the first minute of the fanfic you just winked yes not on purpose this one could have adult content if you proceed you have agreed that you’re willing to see such content do you have even um i think you should be scared pepper i think you should be

You think i could be scared i want people to eat me yeah you win yeah you win i i don’t have any counter argument I don’t know character arguments here i don’t know what voices you want me to do for these characters because i don’t remember the names i remember either i’m gonna do it i’m gonna do the first like a little bit of it though and i’ll do it in the deep voice

As the narrator so there’s someone named kaya and then alberto Is that it i need to search up these characters these are all gentian right i’m so bad of memes it’s kind of the one i played a lot of it is you also have to talk in the original um chinese Does have some really good character designs it does okay let me figure out some voices for these okay so aether would be more like he’s gonna be like no wrong game smooth boy would there be smooth boy like huh huh oh so i am ether oh swim either something like that maybe

And then that sounds like your normal voice went very slightly lower oh my like my normal current voice yeah oh god i can’t i can’t hear myself does it sound guy-ish though because i’m trying to voice out the guide character here um yeah aether aether That is do not enter okay and then there’s kaya i’ll do him more like cool like albedo is like soft boy it looks like cute boy oh that’s definitely a cute boy pepper having orgasms over what um what why did you send me a picture of a fish

You sent me a picture of just a fish it’s not even like a meme it’s just a fish fish okay okay let me i’m gonna pause the music and i’m gonna read this fan fiction i’m just gonna wing it how about him got a guest shirt to someone at the bar

Albedo looked up from what was left of his drink and tried to puzzle out which person kaio was implying princess cut with a brightly colored drink he elaborated albedo surveyed the row of people before landing on a young man dressed in all black who fit the description albedo paused

He hadn’t talked about anything regarding his sexuality with his co-workers before so so is this albedo talking here professor albert no professor elbridge how did you know how did you know i uh it’s just weird for me it’s almost hard for me to like voice act with deep voices now

Uh uh professor albridge how did you know either oh beta made a sour face had he been so obvious last year’s beautiful substitute who he had fallen quite hard for and had been referred all last year’s beautiful substitute who he had fallen quite hard for and been referred all the same by either

Had blown into his life like a summer breeze bringing a smile that was as warm as the sun within and intrigue as deep as the ocean what with his wanderers way of life albedo had been smitten the moment they were introduced to each other and then the year ended and his manic

Pixie dream man was gone without a trace as though he had never really been there what you need is a one night stand perfect bomb for a wounded heart kaya interjected into albedo’s melancholic haze and what makes you think our umber princess at the bar will be up to the

Task albedo cocked an eyebrow in his pier kaia looking backed at the bar for a moment the princess in question was talking animatedly with a flustered young man letting out appeal of exaggerated laughter who must have been a joke at his as his companion flushed silver studs in his ears caught the low

Lights and flashed as the man in question threw his head back down too down the last of the drink call it a hunch kaia smirked looked back at albedo albedo gave another appraising glance open body language heavy drinking a tight black tank top layered with a loose mesh shirt

He was making himself look approachable a partier easy hot look tight tank top he looks like he looks like a [ __ ] albedo thought to himself before catching kaia’s face breaking it into a wide-eyed toothy grin from the corner of his eye what why professor i don’t think i’ve ever heard you use

That kind of language a [ __ ] kaia feign shark before spinning into laughter albedo put a hand to his mouth did i say that out loud he looked down at his nearly empty glass i must admit i usually don’t drink so much well that settles in gaia clapped his hands together

You have to go talk to him albedo frowned now why should i do that because it’ll be the best chance for getting your dick wet tonight there was a pause before albedo knocked back the rest of his drink before my my reaction too before beginning to make his way across the room

Kyle letting out an encouraging whoop behind him that’s the one that’s the sound bodies pushed and jostled albedo on his way to the bar the level of his intoxication becoming more apparent as he put more focus on keeping his balance amongst the bustling bodies as you drew near the sound of

High-pitched and nasally laughter pierced through the otherwise indomitable chatter i don’t know i’ll probably stop there because it does go on for a while it looks like i want that was fun i want to do more of that i liked it freaking getting dick wet yep time with peppa

Get that dick wet bro it’s weird because like i don’t like because i you know how you hear your own head in your voice so i have no idea like exactly how those sounded like but i was pretty much giggling like almost over after the time you were

Talking i just i haven’t done deep voices like consistently make that for like an actual extended period of time for a while so like i don’t really remember exactly how i sound when i do those voices like i used to i used to like would do a voice and what i would know

More that’s how i was sounding you sent me another picture of a fish autumn what is this why am i being fished i hope you’re proud of me stupid i should do more readings that was fun i like it i love voice accepting i needed to do more stuff with it

I’m laughing and dying were the voices good though they were pretty good sweet so pie moment yeah i want to go flip flip on my mic which has like a little switch and with the back of my finger i managed to turn the volume wheel which is on the other side

Headphones so i was like why can’t i hear anybody that’s pretty good genuine pie moment yes big brother you’d love to see it but yeah it’s like it’s interesting because i’m so used to doing this voice now which is my normal voice just like girl voice so it’s like

I don’t know it’s just it’s like it’s like you just i’m just out of practice i guess that’s the best way to put it i need to practice more which is why i should do more voice acting i should do more of this stuff so i can keep practicing it’s fun

My like my only voice acting currently is like nekopara and dean rampa like the series i do with atoms and i don’t think that counts so much i mean yes and now i guess shine says is it safe for me to come back to the realm

Now why are you out of the realm you can be in the realm you should get some rest that’s true it is almost midnight huh yes it is i’ll start playing my music hand almost five hours so far the stream huh i’ve been streaming for almost five hours

That’s not what youtube is saying what or is this youtube says it’s only been says started streaming three hours ago is that uh on my stream it says four hours 48 minutes oh well youtube moment yes granted my my internet’s been flipping out all the time like all this time so youtube whoopsies

I have no idea what’s been up with my wi-fi all day tell it to get better okay wi-fi get better awesome get good mate get going mike my right racism what [Laughter] it’s called stereotyping [Laughter] i’m not one of those people oh my god because this one thing

She had raised a racist though i’m only racist new zealanders i’m messing with you i’m messing with you take that ha ha that was my evil life that is not little it was pretty good right i do a better evil laugh oh my god what the frick that’s freaking

Me out get out of here die that was okay no not you you’re good i had monster attack oh frick got another one let’s start placing some torches over here oh dear those zombies look terrifying yeah feels a little bit strange looking Oh that spider just leapt a jumpy boy please perish for me thank you that guys went in a hole oh frick i made a i made a freaking loom ah how do you even make a loom string ah that’s just unfortunate crafting tables there you go yeah i am in fact a fool

Well i have a loom now if anyone wants one illuminati you you okay pepper you freaking i think you missed shinee’s redeeming oh frick kind of a compliment the only way i can get i read your fanfic forever ago what do you mean because i read your fan book like ages

Ago i read that i read that i remember talking to you about like how you used interesting wordage in it like [ __ ] i thought it was a lot more than i expected what do you mean i’ve read it i’ve read it you can’t you can’t you can attack me that way

The room was looming in your inventory frick episode a bit gloomy i am slepping there is somebody here who isn’t slepping do you want to do that uh sleeping with a cow in your face yeah it’s others were dangling over my lips i got a little bit of a suckle

During the night like around 3 8. i would say i wouldn’t i didn’t know you’re into that but oh what do you mean you didn’t know that i said i would say but i i’ll suck on some feet yeah i know i what shade nothing no jade what are we doing no

No no i regret everything you regret nothing good times good times good times oh gosh i’m gonna need so many of these i’m not going to have enough we all have regrets sometimes well i mean yeah i mean i have plenty of regrets myself you don’t remember that movie that’s so sad

Yeah you told me to read it and then it did take me a little bit like a couple weeks or something but then i read it and we talked about how like the word uh horror was in it that was a specific thing and i was like

Talking about some of my fan fictions and i was like i i do that sort of stuff but like i don’t usually use that verbiage and then i showed you a fanfic or something like that i think and you were like oh yeah uh and we just talked about how we

Differed in our writing Except mine wasn’t as much of a fanfic as much as it was something else i remember writing yeah it was part of the same conversation Why is you remember just because it was very unexpected I don’t know this is the unexpected part i was like wow that was that he just cracked at him huh strip call that guy a [ __ ] just sitting around i remember it was before i read against her played it what what pepper pepper you want for me oh pepper

I’m going to pee on you both okay come over and do it now i’m waiting what the what play what i’m the one who should be afraid of that um go ahead and do it jayden said but she wants it though come on i can’t do it to the gym if you

Want i don’t know all day no that’s not happening you don’t get my pee how dare you i’ll listen to the compliment when i’m done oh yeah confident right sorry got thrown off by the horror and the p apparently the passive aggressiveness i’ll listen to the compliment okay so uh

Oh it was shiny thank you for the sweets yum yum very tasty shiny you’re so cool thank you for being in the realm i’m happy to have you you build such cool stuff uh i love i love hanging out with you and chatting with you when we can

You’re very creative with what you do in your streams and your minecrafts and your fan arts i love it and i can’t wait to spend more time with you thank you for being around and being so fun she didn’t hear it because she’s brushing her teeth probably imagine that

She said she would listen to it afterwards right Jade i have 44 apples on me right now How many apples do i have i have 17. Maybe i have to write a new one heck yeah i was about to start brushing my teeth but that melted my heart so shiny noise yay i’m glad the puddles yeah this is the this is the puddle straight up You guys allow me to read one of my character things because i might do that too it is my stream but would you guys be interested if i didn’t i guess that’s more so the I think question all know the answer to that i don’t care well that wasn’t what i expected but yeah i don’t give a [ __ ] yeah okay jade okay yeah do whatever the [ __ ] you want why are you asking me [Laughter] You gonna cry yeah the gas yeah hurt me mommy so many gas to impress okay then that’s how it’s gonna be trouble so much trouble making around here knees part that was funny oh what are you still there yeah what happened you didn’t hear what you didn’t hear what i did

Oh [ __ ] let me get back no no i’ll just do it again you said you’re saying like oh you’re gonna cry and cry you didn’t hear my response to that oh okay i was i was responding to dance that’s funny what what i said oh yeah do it mommy

Oh yeah it was funny but apparently you didn’t even hear it not the person not the nurse girl coming mommy you’re not going to be the last not a freak i am There are a lot of times where it’s just like i’d send you to horny tail but you are already there i own any channels that is true what what is it you are the ceo what was it called there’s like a person who like is the boss of the jail i’m that person

Lord i’m the warden of horny jail so what do you mean i’m corrupt as hell my horniness fills these streets What i can’t milk a zombie why not uh what because it’s all sour doesn’t taste like right that makes sense i’m frightened can’t even say your name um yeah because jade’s totally mine movie says next fanfic a daddy kink well then i will have to bring out a daddy voice

Honestly whatever voice you do is awesome oh thank you ah shiny you don’t have to stay up you can go to bed if you’re tired do i melt you too much ooh this looks cool yeah puddles have trouble sleeping puddles have troubles puddles have troubles bottles have troubles

I do quite like this exactly as well this one is very fun very cool looking yeah i like it thank you thank you okay what else might this be right on the compression either that’s good like i mean there’s some some things where it is kind of

Yeah but i mean even normal minecraft has trouble with compression yeah that’s just youtube youtube likes to absolutely destroy video quality because it’s youtube it is in fact youtube that is youtube youtube is youtube well whoa oh oh no What is this except way worse because it’s covered in eyeballs That looks horrible what’s wrong with you do you want the gross eyeballs to watch you i don’t particularly like the eyeballs but i do like oh yeah no that’s what i’m saying the rest of it’s good yeah soul-born machine says uh why did you take a big dump in my pants when we

Were kids did you truly expect such a horrendous if not downright irredeemable crime to go unnoticed for all of your eternity you know i just felt like it i’m gonna do it again i’m actually on my way right now i’m gonna poop in your pants a second time if not a third time

I don’t think you know about the second time it already happened welcome to the stream by the way so boring machine hello thank you for talking about i hope you enjoy i hope you enjoy your time and here just melted at this point and not in a good way

Oh my phone is losing battery oh crap what’s my phone at every night oh i think it’s plugged in so we’re good um so what should i do there’s signs let me go check i could start on the next part of uh this town here or i can fix the uh

Bridge that could also be good let’s check out these signs that is your new assignment noodles home shiny’s home thank you pepper pride everyone in the realm i love and respect each and every single one of you you are awesome shiny i’m happy you are here Heck yeah this one feels like a [ __ ] adventure rpg texture pack and that’s pretty cool too Yes it is in the realm of possibility this is the realm of possibility the realm of tribal case but yeah pretty much it’s just because i like to i like playing with texture packs and changing them up so i’m going through as many texture packs as possible in the stream

Changing it every 30 minutes and that’ll be changing again in about two minutes we’ll be getting to a new one i can’t get to that is a challenge oh let’s see huh you’re getting i think i think so nice i’ll have to go and figure out what what

To do about this shiny yeah yes what what should i do about this shiny is that a bone dick i assume that there are some things going around that i’m not seeing here’s a bone day that i should be scared of that’s about it they just boned it oh yeah it was

It’s hot Oh yeah i remember these chests actually yeah i definitely use this extra pack a lot because i remember seeing these chests all over Jade where are you where are you where are you uh i’m at spider town that’s the place with the flag yeah it’s on the floor i’ll be there in a couple seconds uh all sex um sex not sex that’s edited second um if you want you can meet me at my house

Though first because i do need to make people stop there are you already there i’m somewhere i think my lunch break i just need to get started yeah okay i’m right over here behind you it’s midnight already wow oh there’s the timer okay gene what congrats oh hi thanks

Why do you like the apple so much other than your name being jade apple it’s like my currency so when people ask you to do stuff that you when you ask people to do stuff when people ask me to do stuff i offer i ask that

But what do you get out of having apple though because no one else takes apple as crazy not if you’re a business they’re mine okay okay okay okay i guess if you want all right people like coming home oh my god why do you like collect dead insects and and

Skulls well smell your [ __ ] well no i know there’s that but then i do okay okay okay i’ll just leave it all right i’m sorry we’ll find out good time for the pocket okay i didn’t think there would be such a thing behind that huh i just gotta have one okay

I just i just got it yeah the apple’s there for you know smirk face i’m scared meowby Pepper’s gone i’m back i disappeared momentarily the apples therefore you know smug face sly face says what do i know i don’t know oh shoot that might be do you can you just who here knows what other positions i’m almost at the point does anyone here know ava position is

Can you are you pronouncing it correctly probably okay probably not probably not are they positioned How do i spell that knows Good luck have fun I unfortunately do says newbie yeah i’m not going to look it up and i’m that’s uh too bad for you jade you having fun with your search and if it is it sounds like something that i should look up in a private browsing window you have a photo search

Yeah i’m in my incognito what of me poster is that what i’m trying to look at all the position why did you send an egg a guy a row oh you said egg okay i i thought you just said eggnog have you found out what other position is yet

Yeah you found it by searching it up yeah okay cool i didn’t think this would be such a big thing i was just gonna say too often position with with your apples or something and i was gonna be like ah meme funny but then it became a whole thing of confusion i wish

I’ve i’ve called it like i’ve never had it researched the egg kink yeah i don’t know alien eggs yeah like that’s that’s i want to be overpositioned quick somebody oh jane we have a mutual uh interest it should be as we do uh i need to do a new texture pack It really was like like it really was what people said it would be with estrogen that like it makes you not horny at all and then it makes you super horny and that’s just what’s happened i was always horny but then it went away for me like real bad

But now it’s back in full force it’s just not physical anymore it’s just all brain and interest uh okay let’s see how many texture packs do i have left you creepers what are you doing here what you doing here you silly chili creepers and zmbd’s and scallions and

You’re not scary you’re just silly Also random chunk hole somebody went for the mining entire chunk speed run wait where are you uh 762 negative 809 right by big cluckus it’s just this this is there’s just a chunk that’s been mined out i mean lay egg but i like that part where the egg goes in more so

It’s like me what the what’s wrong with it oh my god you also like all the possession i don’t think you understand no i was just talking about when the egg goes into your orifice what anyways uh let’s figure out another texture pack uh we have re-blocks

New way you can i like roblox parallax uh steampunk conquest modern uh greek quadrille zigzag natural horror halo advanced sky block black pixel dragon heart what are we doing ah steampunk okay news that’s my whole pie leave my hole alone leave me a piece all alone no

Yeah as long as you don’t mess with my pie hole oh i won’t mess with your hole Actually i don’t really care if people are in my house oh okay i thought that was a monster face for some reason anyways well that’s that is a very detailed check That is a sky it looks like a box it does i don’t know how good that is of a thing yeah very um rectangular for something that i suppose oh what the heck happened to my logos that’s not too great either my bed looks good though That um when it escalates from zero to 60 in about three seconds yeah well i mean like it’s been taking forever welcome to the stream vinnie kitty hello i hope you enjoy uh that texture it looks wrong it looks very weird yeah i do like the wall though this place looks like

Like hard concrete i feel like if i lick the chicken it would taste like static this one oh yeah i see you’re saying this one is funky i like i like certain parts of it in certain parts i don’t it feels not quite professional that’s one of the

Other ones but i still enjoy it so far uh let’s go check out the nether blue nether be blue another be blue one over here So just teleports you to the sky so you fall i’m probably not going to finish all the texture packs today so i might do a second stream uh next week or something where i continue this because hey bro oh he’s trying to push his friend out of here he’s being ejected

Why are you holding your sword backwards i held mine backwards too much that is a long story vinny why is most of the model 3d when the booba is 2d uh it’s all 2d it’s just that my boombot is more 2d because it is png they’re my pngs they are removable

I can remove my booba i’m also working on getting a new avatar that will have better booba it’s also just funny but that mine are 2d but that’s a different meaning yeah i’m pretty fat too i’ve got some chunk but not too much yeah this texture pack is weird

Like i don’t know some of it looks like normal minecraft some of it looks like steampunk and so it just doesn’t look good vinnie is confused or disappointed what’s wrong with vinnie you want me to have better booba or no bubba what do you want from me whoa

Why does my cat feel racist it’s that is um a question my cat feels racist i feel like i’m watching what was that one was the siamese cats the two sami’s cats i think i’m watching it from what the disney movie yeah we are sorry means if you please

Lady and the [ __ ] was that lady in the trap oh yeah that yeah that was a questionable that was quite questionable yeah probably like the only part of the movie i didn’t like even as a kid i just did not like the song i don’t know it just

Rubs me the wrong oh yeah it was awesome it had a good a good beat i like the rhythm of it but the words and context were not too good yeah a lot of the old disney movies were like that whoa dude you’d be rocking that stash though bro Oh thank you thank you thank you noodle okay uh i’m gonna go back and work on the uh the bridge the funky funky funky bridge the funky fresh bridge whoa looking dapper hell yeah he got that drip i don’t think i don’t think chat can see it hang on There there you go like look at the look at the chicken on my hot bar it looks it looks it looks um hold on let me go into full screen this one i can’t turn it above 1080p it’s got something going on it looks bumpy i mean it looks like a pixel pixelated

Blob yeah it’s my it i was going to say minecraft but that’s youtube that is vinnie says i’m just partially confused and partially don’t difficult parsley what are you confused about how may i help you that was parsley yeah i’m gonna like fix that bridge so it turns earlier Perhaps i should just have it so it goes down this way i think it can connect to this because i don’t really want it crossing in front of that either you know like so this is jungle wood i believe uh i don’t know if i want to get rid of

It right away because i have to like memorize this shape Let me get rid of the top of it what do you say gene what what do you say jane i said just if you’re doing it the exact same but place it as you go along yeah i’m getting tired don’t i like getting tired i’m ah i fell for my own trap yes

Suffer suffer i can’t even my guy friends i have higher voices better than deeper voices imitate my voice give me it hit me with it it’s hurt i’m just i’m just thinking about like what do you do with that i’m using a hole like [ __ ] like that

I can’t do an american accent when i do it’s two it’s too southern whatever you call it this is the last part is that i just don’t have any words describe how i’m feeling basically the feeling you get when you’re eating something soft in here feel something crunch what what what are

You okay what is happening to you That is quite the description like eating ice cream and something like crunchy in it you want to hear something gross um no oh yeah my oh my god even the zombie is dapper die die Oh let me be styling anyway gross story so i was eating when i was like eight or something i was eating some uh or maybe younger six to eight somewhere around there i was eating some uh cap no not crunchy it was uh what the [ __ ] is it called

It is a cereal but it was a specific cereal that like adds to the effect it was like had granola in it and it was like it had crunch there’s like granola and it had Frickin oh it’s on the tip of my tongue and no i’m not tasting it at the moment [ __ ] i’m hungry i love some wheaties breakfast of champions actually cold pizza is the breakfast of champions and that i disagree with you so agree to display agree to disagree yeah

Does this type of bridge work if it’s going horizontal or yeah i don’t know how can okay Because it’s like a corner yeah i don’t think it would I go into bed like you’re gonna go to sleep in a bed robot building robot robot whoa whoa whoa whoa i’m good no you’re not oh uh vinnie says i don’t know which way you feel worse eating something soft and feeling something crunch or eating something crunchy and feeling something squished

Definitely eating something soft and feeling something crunch i think is worse for me yeah i agree um what i remember a um garfield comic where it was like garfield was slurping spaghetti and then a wrote a wrote as quote a rogue meatball rampaging bonked him in the face nom nom nom

Can you hear me chewing i can now now i can’t honey bunches of votes that’s the cereal that’s the yeah that’s it honey bunches of votes so i was eating honey bunches of oats and uh i suddenly felt something crunch in a what felt like a little bit of a

Different way than the usual crunch because it does have crunch in it with like honey bunches and all that and oats and so i like i picked through my mouth and i was like i don’t feel anything i might i guess i’m fine and then like i chewed and swallowed and

Then i tasted a little bit of like iron taste uh and then i tracked my mouth again and i was missing a tooth i get i suck i chewed and swallowed one of my teeth one of my baby teeth and it was disgusting it was this was the start of pepper’s

Descent in divorce no actually it was my the star of my descent into having a fear of losing teeth i have actual nightmares about losing my teeth right now it was like the opposite oh shiny wants to show me the whole is that your whole pie noodle

Noodle shiny shiny noodle is that your hole that’s really good hole i’ll get in your hole with you and i don’t know when you said that but i am not silly we’ve gone over this oh you’re so silly i will deny every time you will say i mean 10 20

10 24 negative 378 i’m going the wrong way um What the hell Oh that was funny also the wrong way i know how to count no one two five yeah see i can count are you scared of the dark i’m not really scared of the dark kind of used to be but not really anymore i know cameron used to be really scared of the light

I’m scared of the light same i like could not sleep when i was younger oh yeah i can’t sleep if there’s any bit of light which is my parents but it scared me because their alarm clock was red so like there’s red numbers just like staring at me while i sleep i’m like

Scary things where’s the raw sugar i’m on my way to wherever you are signed show me the hole delicious Okay wait what happened sleeves what happens you sound in shock read chat read minecraft chat it appears that this yeah i see i see kindness is that it you are shocked by the kindness i don’t know why i’m always shocked it is to be expected

I am not a good you’re a total booster i cannot take compliments i’m going to goof you ever have an eye i love compliments pie You’re a beautiful woman and i care about you and you have a very sweet voice and kind personality ha take that was that the melting that was the sound of um verbalized key smashing uh creator is here and says oh my gigas welcome to the stream creator hello thank you for

Stopping by i hope you enjoy we have a lot of like random people that aren’t from the usual community showing up today it looks like you’re streaming lighter than yours yeah i am it is 12 30. i should really get to bed 12 30 geez it was like 10 the last time

I checked on your timezone i’m in um pst pi standard time oh okay you’re hilarious which usually is similar to eastern standard time except when i’m trying to focus on something and then it either goes very fast or very slow I have made a mess for myself this is difficult to figure out say something what johnny wants to say sean you say something what do you want to say she called you a goddess by the way ah thank you i am anime girl i was on youtube chat oh god youtube chat

Oh goddess i just got back and i hit the the comp as well i can’t no compliment pie because i can’t take them that that that’s not that’s not really um i think we’re both in a pretty bad have it pretty bad and that we can’t take up it’s fun Which i’ve just accepted that i can’t take compliments and i just accept it for different reasons now it’s still funny it’s not funny i’m not silly i’m not funny situation i am the most boring person on earth she says pepper pie and j83 are wonderful and very very very gorgeous

People and i love you all so very much and you three are pure goddesses that’s all uh that’s all i love you three very much good night good night shinee you’re amazing bubba boy thanks for being the best that is the sound of pepper melting what oh yeah accurate

All right what if it’s almost as if a creeper blew up geez fix the terrain i don’t have enough dirt for this i take it back but there are too many oh there’s tricky paper holes here yes yeah i know taste it it’s great oh butts keep falling and hurting myself

You’re full up crushing butts the this pepper um you stop trying to play like me it’s fine it’s fine Shiny you’re too nice shiny i love you you’re too nice to us it’s true What have we done to deserve this except for being i guess What’s that are you trying to guest again are you making fun of me i’m not doing anything silly what the [ __ ] suddenly mickey mouse what are you doing yes has evolved into mickey mouse and i fell in a hole nice the same creeper holes that i made a comment about nice

The pie moments are real okay let’s let’s see how i can figure Yeah hi Hi hi hi wanna kiss um maybe i don’t know hi this is all very sudden yeah now you know how it feels this is kind of how i go it’s how i work to be fair i will reject anyone because that’s just how i am hi hi hi hello i can’t believe you

Can’t believe you do this to me you don’t believe me i can’t believe you say that i am evil pure i am the evil poor wretchedness yes you’re evil i’m so evil that i had an egg in my hot bar and i didn’t throw it at you because

I felt bad that she kept falling off by yourself wow wow wow thank you for the pity it’ll be just as funny it would be it’d be hilarious i feel like i am being mocked whoa look at all this [ __ ] no never i will thank you whoa that is a lot of things

A lot of guppies like i said technically you could just ask the right people and find where i am yes so i should be afraid of all these things that you’re saying i was talking to jade but i’ll speak you too oh okay okay um yes thanks jaden says thank jaden

Well i mean you seemed like you wanted it what no we started talking about like that my streams are just a mess huh yep just a little just thanks for dealing with it with me it’s fun you guys are the best people ever whoa this guy’s looking crazy at any time

No you pepper is that is that a freaking is that a lens flare that’s part of the sky box wow wow software renderer lenses that’s unique dumping all the crap that i picked up what would you like to share with the class what you have uh said

What do you have moaned about i said oh but i thought i thought i was gonna fall to my death again but um okay okay i guess you can live then what about what for now for now are you melting because of pisces too [Laughter] i’m starting to be genuinely worried are you okay jane [Laughter] how much of a voice change does it take to like get you to freak out i’m not gonna tell you what if i just go to this does this do much no no no what if i go to this

What if i go to this what if i go to this [Laughter] i’m just dying here as well jade left good night movie sleep well thanks for hanging out with us right now i’m figuring things out i’m doing the math the math is two plus two equals window oh my god really yes

No two plus two equals window that’s one plus one isn’t it no that’s that’s a common myth you see people say one plus one equals window about three plus one plus one it’s really two three plus one plus four is like cursed pi it turns into you

It’s just a picture of your face after the yes okay let’s see how i can freaking do this uh i messed up instantly i placed the wrong block uh some gosh okay so that goes there i need to organize my chest run saying the word yawn is equivalent to yawning i need nine

Not ten Let me figure out this is tough because i’m trying to figure out how to build her down this wonky I just have to keep doing this wonky mate everything keeps going to australia oh god i’ve looked at another enderman no you’re full that one’s freaky it’s just an enderman but its ribs are out it’s like spine is exposed Is it gonna reach me up here oh i heard it behind me it is made Oh god i can just do this can i am i dumb is that can i just do it that way hey hey what i i lost the question all right oh oh i’m not gonna show up here jade we love you just because it’s true Don’t cry now i will don’t know what to do you’re not the boss of me no i’m going to cry I’m not actually I said oh geez and i was feeling actually bad this is a wave of emotions come on freaking ac turn your butt on i’m freaking hot and it has like an e sound at the end of it every single word what are you all about you can’t say that ever you’re not allowed

That’s forbidden forbidden from i was just about to make i was just about to make a terrible joke where i just repeat what she said but i’m like no i’m not gonna say that that’s too much you’re a criminal jade are you are you real what do you mean that can

You say that i never hear people caught further air conditioning as a ac i never hear that except for you guys when you did like that whole ace in the house we called ac here it’s just air conditioning jane you have so many so many words you you shortened so many

But you can’t judge me then i can’t no yeah we i can’t i don’t but to be fair you also put extra letters in your words um no you just took words out because you’re lazy wow okay you just add extra use to everything and then you have

No it makes the ore sound oh you shag off whoa you took you took the letters out to save money on printing whatever it was and then you’re like oh we’re quirky we’re going to keep it this way and spell everything wrong and you’re like you replace a lot of s’s

With the beds in words like you spell realize with the dead what’s up with that well it’s because it’s realized and not realized it’s dead it’s because it’s it’s because it’s not it’s it’s realized not realized it’s realized yeah so it’s a z line you just said it fizzy

Yeah you know it’s like the real life okay well here’s the difference then not realize here’s the difference then if you could say the same thing about the letter t like if i say two then it’s like two but if i say out it’s not out to it’s out

So z has different ways you say this is letter z yeah but you’re smelling wrong okay oh that’s the timer new texture pack what don’t leave me you’re gonna go to bed like a responsible person yeah i actually have something that i had to get up for in the morning so i should

Probably okay and i’m also running out of things to say so that’s okay thank you for hanging talk to you later welcome to you okay so jade you will pick the next texture pack i picked the last one yeah but you’re the only person left yeah

I’m gonna have to i’m gonna delete that one because that wasn’t that great oh my friend hi you’re still here Now she’s gone now good night pie okay so we have re-blocks new way you can john smith what is reblog can we do that one i don’t what does it do they have like descriptions it says read blocks texture pack is a medieval looking texture pack with multiple resolutions to choose from

Yeah okay Wow thank you yeah I’m sorry it’s fine it’s fine i just am going to tease you about it it’s only you and i now jade yeah well just you and me just you and me one against one is are we the only ones in the realm as well uh yeah

Okay so let’s take a look at this texture pack looks interesting interesting Uh yes this is oh what the frick that’s just regular yellow wool there’s just yet regular yellow wool over there oh hasn’t been updated then well it i feel like it doesn’t need to be much an update for yellow wool they have it for all the other colors

And what happened to my flag my banner looks so messy oh my god it’s like some towel what happened to my flag inside here that’s cool this looks like stretched this one’s this one’s weird too i’m at a fighter town okay i’ll be there in two ticks

You don’t want to say two sex anymore two sex yeah seconds i don’t know if that’ll get me to monetize those if i say khan that might get you’re fine you’re fine okay okay okay wait why can’t i place this carpet oh oh it looks like a yelling skeleton creature oh

Oh gee it’s just shouting to the heavens can’t have that that’s the bloody dream thing from the side bloody profile it’s it’s yelling out for help garbage yeah garbage yes it’s bloody rubbish that’s just a picture of my ever this section kind of sucks i’m just gonna be honest

What is that even finished i don’t know like look at that it’s just it’s just a painting of a random minecraft beach it’s just a screenshot someone asked me like well flying through their world i’m sorry to the creators but this one is not great i might also switch out of this one

Because it’s kind of gross i think i will actually i’ll get some more interesting ones anyways ah that’s good Do you think that yeah i have like 11 minutes i’ll do one more and then i’ll stop i think then you’ll go to bed yeah ready for betty betty bye okay jade you can choose anyone now ah [ __ ] come on okay i’ll choose one do you feel better now okay good

Oh is this thing handmade i should probably do that actually i’m an achievement oh yeah switch back over here you go it’s all funky yeah funky fresh i know this one’s supposed to be like a realism sort of style some interesting granite it looks so far cleaner than the other one at

Least other than this granite i like the crafting table i used this one a while ago in the last stream where we did this that’s just a regular minecraft bed right why is why are some of things just normal it’s just it’s just it what i don’t get it that’s cool Oh now this is like uh i’m being hypnotized by this floor regular minecraft doors as well just normal doors that’s really cool i like i like how it just kind of takes the regular texture to the pack and like adds more to it except for the things that they did just

Not do anything with like uh the doors some doors apparently that’s interesting Why did you yell no No i need to figure out how to use the bloody the thing the total farm the what the the totem farm we have a totem farm i’m guessing brett made that the the totem of undying i didn’t know we had that or a farm for it i mean the

Gotta know about the it’s it’s the the writing thumb thing i didn’t know about it oh no there’s a portal to it it’s next to brett’s neutered castle that is building i haven’t been over there really there is uh This one has like a lot that i like but a lot that just is not good like uh like like just a lot of things that just haven’t been changed which is interesting start the timer i guess this will be the last one for tonight last one [Laughter] what

I fell into it i never clicked through a wall like a block in my boat and got stuck behind this thing that you’re not supposed to get stuck behind us that’s pretty good i don’t shadow replay that’s great is Huh i’m having uh difficulties i like the way the enchanted stuff looks yeah it looks interesting it’s having a good time it looks like extra wobbly with its effects but i am still extra confused about like why some things are just not not there Oh why is this thing such a menace to build what did i do to deserve this Jade why do you hurt me so i’m sorry i can be a little bit i’m i don’t mean i know i’m just i’m i’m not actually bothered you can keep bitching if you want i’ll i’ll be bitched on oh god i’m good yeah i i just took a tumble

A bit of a tumbly duda a little a little rolly a little bit of a polyrolly more so If i just like go underneath that’ll probably be good yeah this works This is this is so much better if i build it from the underneath ah freaking That’s the dick suck sound thanks i i wouldn’t have known oh you’re welcome of course i’m glad that that’s the topic now i can go on living that’s the oh what the [ __ ] is up isn’t it that’s that’s all that that’s what it is isn’t it jade that’s what the [ __ ] it

Is isn’t it yeah he good you thank you well put well put sir um um jade grunt need cuddles yeah i can’t i can’t actually talk too long for long because mom’s mom’s yelling at a guy to [ __ ] like do [ __ ] around the house and it’s like

It’s it’s it’s 11 o’clock i had an eight hour shift i’m [ __ ] tired but here we are we have eight hour shift so was that before my stream yeah yeah before yeah oh yeah before you stream i got off at two oh oh no i got off no wait hang on i woke

Up at i work at eight and i got off at three that’s eight out i think that’s it no wait hang on eight you got nine ten eleven full one two three five six oh that’s seven out no seven out of seven hours [ __ ] me dude um yeah um but

Uh jade your ship is looking pretty sexy i didn’t go in it i’m sorry um i was passing by it i was swimming i was a moist grunt i was wet i was in the water i was swimming i was really disorientated so i was like who the [ __ ]

Ship is this and i realized i swam past this port island i was like ah [ __ ] jesus wait no yeah it looks good i didn’t go in it though i didn’t go ahead and don’t kill me i believe i believe okay i’m i’ve just been like redoing the sales mostly

Today hopefully i can get them all done and then throughout you know what i work out again and touch it up and then hopefully if i have today stream i can finally go on it i’m going to touch zipfiafo excuse me oh yeah but um

It’s kind of cute but like uh you know you said something about sales you know what kind of sales i’m gonna do tomorrow what i’m gonna i’m gonna i’m gonna be a chat and take off the old price tags and put on new sale ones in the produce

Department yeah get on my level that worked tomorrow buddy pick pepper did you uh tell jade my um my zaps that moment at work today okay so jay just imagine this story right but imagine me as a little grunty because that makes it 100 better thank you okay so um

Whenever there’s whenever there’s like older women and like i know that they’re women because this generation is like so [ __ ] up i’m always i i do the thing where like i say help like i always say like hello to people um but like for women i i kind of like

Grab my hat and i like lift it up and put it back on my head like you know that’s like it’s an old-fashioned way of respect do you know what i mean yeah so humiliating um it’s an old-fashioned method of respect to women call me a simple you want i don’t [ __ ] care

Shut up like um so there’s this older looking at the um the melons and i have nice drawings like i walked by her and i was like i was like hello and i did like the hat thing but like i i kind of like missed

The back part of my head so the hat like fell over my face so i couldn’t see and like she saw that too so like hello that was just the sound i made i was like so like i legit just did like the actors i heard her like i heard her like kind

Of laughing it was so funny it was so amazing like that that is the zap moment at work right there [Laughter] oh [ __ ] crazy that’s so funny though i was thinking about it like at my lunch break and i was like you know what that was funny i’m happy with that heck yeah

So [ __ ] yeah oh jade i i was uh i heard the australian song again which one do you come from a land down under it’s the one you always think of whenever i think failing songs i think of either slim dusty’s aka or trees i never really knew that that was an

Australian song and then i saw like all the memes and like the bob ross but australian and like he’s singing and i was like wait i want to know that song so like oh no we’re playing like an 80s playlist at work and that song came on and i was like

Jade’s not a kiwi you don’t know that i really liked that video she i had to send it to her so she could show her brother or australian for impossible to kill unless you’re not a kiwi area dude i can imagine the halo version of that where like there’s like this young

Grunty and like there’s like this older grunty the young girl he’s like i’m gonna die like the other crunch like no you’re not we’re angers we’re impossible to kill unless you’re not a jackal are you can do that you can make that i could but but there is one thing

I i i desperately have to go come on pulling everyone’s stupidest person has to leave you okay okay i’ll oh my god now she’s yelling at me to go in the shower all right you know what here i’ll make it better i’ll think of you guys while i’m in the stuff in the

Shower wait no okay thank you for stopping by uh never mind i don’t mind [ __ ] that i’m not gonna do it because uh uh zippy wants to come in the shower with me okay um [ __ ] doom didn’t rp of that it was so it was so funny because like she was

Being like all sexual but like zaps i was like can you can you stop like grinding against me just pass me the goddamn soap woman jesus christ i just need to clean my armpits and you’re up in here with your shoes so funny like it wasn’t actually like can’t we

Just [ __ ] right but it was like so funny oh yeah i bet you uh i would oh okay okay um but yeah jay yeah it’s been a while um yeah uh well i mean not really because you remember when i [ __ ] i’ve been at work lately so i’ve

Like yeah remember when i was like in the vc like a few days ago and like i actually forgot i was in the vc and i was like watching youtube and like you [ __ ] join i was like what the [ __ ] just join your reality usually if no one shows up you’ll leave

But like that like half an hour prior i like the idea that you just think that like jade somehow joined your like dimension of reality how did this happen i mean like if if no one joins within like five or ten minutes i just leave because like i already know like

Because everyone has discord now you’re not gonna [ __ ] like you’re not gonna [ __ ] one time i messaged a short while after done what and then like i think you were asleep by the time i finished which was like maybe after i don’t know it’s a rough one Imagine i’m just imagining zap zap cuddling with zip yet they’re in the deep sleep and it just made me kind of happy that’s cute that’s cute awesome welcome to the stream uh hello thank you for stopping by i hope you enjoy welcome to the stream i’m the dumb one

And the level you can’t say that about yourself i’m sorry well i no i can’t say that about myself because i just did oh destroyed destroyed yeah but you shouldn’t you shouldn’t be uh like eating eating my leg i was playing my i was playing mario party gate with my

Father earlier we love to do this tradition where like whenever whenever mom has off like whenever she doesn’t work or just today we get we we drink a lot of [ __ ] whiskey and play mario party on the wii you love your dad because

What is a better what is it oh yeah no i love that that’s awesome i mean he’s a [ __ ] doofus but like um what better what better way to put up with your wife being home than to [ __ ] get drunk and play like come on don’t [ __ ] it like

But um it doesn’t doesn’t like her then uh so i was playing uh of course i was playing um oh he does but it’s shut up i’m not getting into that um we’re playing mario party it’s okay we’re playing wire party and um i noticed something in the corner of my eye

And i looked and it was a giant [ __ ] spider crawling on the floor jesus christ so i i i jumped up because like dad dad’s not really scared of that much like he he’s not too good mom’s not scared of spiders mom has a lot of fears

But she’s not like she’s scared of birds moths and uh and uh mice but she’s not scared of spiders so like i jumped up and they’re like what the [ __ ] are you doing i’m like there’s a [ __ ] spider and like the little [ __ ] the little [ __ ]

Long black bastard it was like it was like a long like spindly black brownish spider that’s not a racist joke like i’m being like legit here and like it went around the corner and it went underneath the um the like the like a cupboard where i put my diabetic supplies

So i was like that was like i just leave it you don’t know where it went you can’t do nothing about i was like no because in the morning i’m gonna wake up i’m gonna grab my [ __ ] test strips and i’m gonna see that i’m to freak out and give myself a

Concussion against the wall which is two feet behind me because this hallway is narrow it’s more narrower than zipya’s ass when she was a [ __ ] 18 year old so in yeah i’ve seen spiders crawl wardrobe before um if i was unable to catch them in time

And then like the next day i’ll look on my wardrobe and they’re not there shut up anyway um so in the back in the bottom of the cabinet i saw a spider but it wasn’t the same one but i thought it like it was way smaller but i

Was like oh well i’ve been drinking so maybe i just overreacted the size of it so i killed it in the corner sorry jade and i went back i went back to playing wii and five minutes later the same [ __ ] one the giant one comes crawling

Out and it’s running at me like it’s like crawling towards me it’s like you killed my son and i was like jesus christ so i I jump up and like i was pointing at it like i was doing like the thing like where i was like like kind of like jogging on the spot and i was like pointing like oh my god my parents like just [ __ ] kill it what’s wrong with you you [ __ ] dumb

Ass [ __ ] geek and like so i i grabbed my i grabbed my dog’s uh chew toy and i just beat the [ __ ] i just beat the [ __ ] out of the spider until i knew it was dead and it was all like mushed up against the [ __ ] like

The dog oh my god dude it was a nickel sized spider like that’s kind of big for canada It was probably a male spider that you killed first oh i see females are bigger huh all right well i guess i can’t have intercourse anymore because she has a bigger penis i’m just joking that’s that’s how it beats the spiders if you’ve seen like got golden orb

Weavers like the males they’re like tiny little red specks and then the females are like beautiful like ginormous golden white colors volunteer with mommy milk yeah okay thank you okay if rule 34 spider i never looked that up actually i’ve been on rural 34 before but i’ve never looked up spider on there

Which i look at actually it doesn’t really have that good spider stuff on it to be honest well yeah but that’s how i feel about the unboys like there’s only like four good images why am i talking about this just a nice ass yeah okay i’m gonna go in the shower okay um

Then when i get back um i’m not actually gonna rejoin the call because in the in the shower i uh self-loath and i’ll just get super depressed so i’ll see you guys later eventually uh jade i uh the reason the reasoning i haven’t been around much is because uh i uh i don’t

Oh you already know you don’t you don’t have to explain yourself i’m gonna [ __ ] explain myself so you have context because that’s not like nicola avocado um but yeah my sister loved it dude you know how he does like that little jog around like like the [ __ ] like oh i can’t watch

His stuff with that crin i know so funny but like my sister like my sister hates him but loves his like like personality so like i’m always like when i hung out with her a few weeks ago in the city i was like [ __ ] doing like the little nakato jog and then i

Would like [ __ ] walk up to her while she was like texting in bed i was like it’s your fault i’m sneaky and like i would just like march away and she’d be like [ __ ] it [Laughter] it’s [ __ ] hilarious no that guy’s that that guy needs help though honestly

Like nicotine is a [ __ ] dumber i almost said the r word but like no i kid the [ __ ] dumbass you don’t have to tell us every time that happens um but no yeah uh jade i just um i honestly it’s so it’s a pretty [ __ ] it’s kind of a [ __ ] reason but

Obviously i’ve been uh very upset with life and myself um like you guys already know that but it’s been like really bad lately so i just i just don’t want to waste the [ __ ] time i just wanna i just wanna be alone and play halo like that’s all i’ve been

Doing like that’s all i’ve been [ __ ] doing besides working of course i still have my [ __ ] job but i don’t i don’t it’s not it’s not like i don’t it’s not like i’m like i don’t want to [ __ ] hang out with them they’re [ __ ] they’re [ __ ] idiots i

Hate no it’s not it’s not like that i just i don’t [ __ ] i just want to be alive that’s okay grunt wants to be alone background grunts sad there’s still nobody in the chat really i almost said grunt needs [ __ ] that’s funny actually i’m gonna write that down second time

That’s the second time you said that this stream you said it once and then you left for a few hours and then came back and said it a second time that’s good what’s up here elia yeah he was here in the beginning of the stream okay yep nice thank you okay um

Hey you guys i love you guys sorry don’t apologize i have to apologize because i’m canadian You guys you are fine all right we love you you’re my hero yeah are you still you’re still oh yeah i have a good stream and these are my last uh wise words for a while grunt that’s a good word i like that word very wise i like snapchat right

I like i like when he talks it also allows me to have a little break from talking wow flavor why what full flavor no it’s not forced because that just does it yeah we’re good we’re good we are all gouda we have eight minutes left in this uh

Protector pack and after that we will be done because i’ll also be finishing this spot right here which should be about to be good and i’ll be trying on all of my heck yeah sounds fun the oversized boy clothes is a classic yeah i [ __ ] love boyfriends you don’t understand people don’t

Understand i really don’t honestly what i understand is like they’re comfy yeah but that’s about it i’m i just like the style i don’t like things too but like i’m wearing this massive thing that right now it’s not one i can wear in public because guys have like the

Armpit things go like down to almost the bottom so like you can see all of my sideboob but it’s like a nice big black sleeve and it’s tucked into like my jeans with the belt done up and it says see you never in white text on the front nice

It’s great i love it Yeah so still six and a half minutes now and i am pretty sure nobody is watching the stream right now yeah people are probably in bed like what okay what you should be asleep yeah i’ve just because i’ve been staying up late and i’m going to in six and a half minutes so

Just you wait all right you’re probably gonna like sit on your phone for a little bit before probably do i have any more lanterns i have aliens right there anymore i’ve got that i got some i all good thank you i like made a couple stacks of them and i just

Like they’re all scattered around chest ah and i know i have a lot it’s annoying to find them um yeah because i was like i saw lamb’s sort of thing and i was like needs a candle sort of thing and i need those that’s the main source of light the candles are cool

I don’t know if they really light up that much though do they unless you get like a bunch i like to have like stacks of three pebbles yeah don’t use something sorry i’m being a jokester because i am also pebbles Pebble pepper I’m sorry to tell you the truth is i’ve been disguised as your dog this entire time she’s on my bed right now and you’re talking to the singer in america you know honestly so i i feel like you’re telling some porcupines you’re being being dishonest pepper uh it’s real

I don’t believe you you’re gonna have to be more here here’s this are you ready for some like hardcore proof watch this riff Yeah i guess you don’t know your dog that woman nah she’s a buffa guess you don’t know your dog i feel like spuds big big dogs that was just kind of like fills her cheeks with air and just kind of just pushes it out that’s funny get away from me

There was a drowned and i yelled at it in a in a voice of sorts a very um territorial yeah just like that intruders of your property yep that’s how you do it Okay so let’s see here got that but i need to have something that leads over there oh my phone’s about to lose battery goodbye world bye it’s okay i’m still here but vocally or visually i am frozen good thing i’m ending the stream in two half minutes part of me

Part of me wants to go like like poneido but that’s not really gonna happen i probably should probably shouldn’t have the right least because i don’t know who else would even join me to chat if i were to do that you’re on a date that you’ve all been nice to ruin your

Sleep pattern i i’m usually always around so let’s see I’ve got two more sales touch up the rest of my room where are my freaking stairs stairs that was that was like canadian like hefty right in the face i don’t know how to i took damage from that one canadian accent i just i think i just always thought canadians what

Unless they’re the ones with like the very strong canadian accent canadians are like the what’s up a that sort of thing yeah zaps up doesn’t sound like that but i was watching some like i was watching some american tv shows yeah it’s it’s usually exaggerated and

Like there was there was a few guys that actually like they sounded i guess like the bogans of like canada they had like a really strong accent yeah i was like oh yeah up there it is don’t they read the bleeding sign no there is no such thing as law

To them all right mate what you got a fish pane a sapling you can okay so that is the end of the timer so i will finish up this little bit and then i will become bed i will become bed and i will be cozy and comfy

The what’s that book series where like the people they just i become bed every night that’s how it awesome for a works so I’m gonna have to get rid of this like a whole thing actually which would be interesting and i have to build a new statue here because molly tamale statue in the old world was like right here but the thing is we already have a molly

Statue in this room so i’m gonna put a different character here i’m not sure who yet though What i could that’s also true both are good ideas i think foxtrot might be what i end up doing because i like that idea thank you for your your wise words of wisdom and wiseness and wisdom and why is this stop you have wise wisdom words

Okay uh thank you very much for watching uh whatever is actually still here this is pretty good uh we’ll continue more of this next time because there’s actually one particular texture pack i’ve been wanting to show off that i actually did use a little bit that i think is super cool

Um but we’ll get to that uh So thank you for being here i hope you have a good night or a good day whatever’s going on with you my face is frozen to help it hurts um if you like the support please consider sending over a super chat um and i’ll go right towards my my uh

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Grub which is meowbi so thank you to all of you big thank you specials and uh there’s also link to my discord and twitter description below thank you everyone for being here i love you uh bye okay okay jade be funny be funny yeah be funny no baby funny be funny right now

Um what the [ __ ] wrong with you all right there’s something funny right now i i i in my pants that’s what happens when i hear the voice oh oh oh i never want to do it again Foreign My You