PewDiePie – Never Dig Straight Down… Minecraft Hardcore #2

[Applause] We’ve hosted many celebrations since the launch of this most relevant of games we look far and wide to bring you the most up-to-date and interesting topics but then there is one subject that we somehow missed welcome home my tuber friends every home is different and love is central to every one of them

It’s a theme that is sure to appear in our room events i look forward to virtually visit your dwellings What’s up gaming minds month it’s one month relax here we are in my beautiful home welcome to my home we have uh two furnaces that’s right bet you didn’t know you can add two of them you’re dumb dumb we got a lot of stuff that needs to be

Done we just started this i’m gonna start smelting iron yeah aren’t you glad you clicked on this video so you can watch me some other pirates yeah with my two furnaces yeah i need food i’m hungry let me go out and kill something really quick be right back guys

Wow if i die i die i pew die die that time i die three times actually then the hell what are you doing here no oh god me we got me oh my god there’s so many ravines in this woo hey does that make you nervous playing on hardcore what is gonna

Funny oh my god there’s a bunny mine don’t worry bunnies don’t worry i’m not gonna hurt you i’m not gonna hurt you i’m not gonna hurt anyone oh run little buddy run run oh you thought you could make it out alive didn’t you be i’m faster i’m stronger i’m bigger

I’m better i’m sexy all right you’re sick you’re sexier you’re sexy i’m sorry i’m sorry stop moving i’m joking oh now you’re pissing me off dude oh it’s not a baby bunny they must double die then oh my god you’re so tiny and annoying i i didn’t have to

Do that there was no reason for that but i did it and now i feel good anyway back to home it’s getting dark look at my beautiful house it’s so gorgeous dude can you die just i need a bow i need to organize some way

To get food i need to get the cows or something i don’t know okay how’s my iron doing nice cool so now we can make a bucket which i know in my brain how to do it’s in here just like i know how to say negligible [ __ ] negligible

Thank you thank you we’re also going to make a shield which i also know how to make in my brain i just choose not to okay and then we’re gonna go down and we’re gonna get some more obsidian am i too low level to go in the nether that’s what a coward

Would say if they play hardcore luckily i’m a man i’m not afraid of anything except hitting my head in the staircase all right i’m prepared for whatever danger lies ahead i ain’t afraid of no one all right here we go nice i’m not gonna die

Oh my god i’m not gonna die it’s not happening oh god every sound scares me i’m not afraid this is not making me anxious at all oh i got it nice yeah i get some coal yeah yeah i’ll dig straight down i don’t even give a [ __ ] that’s how i roll

I’m never doing that again i’m sorry i’m sorry give me that straight down [Laughter] that’s why you dig straight down you cowards [ __ ] weaklings this is how you play minecraft hardcore baby old balls mode all balls no skill hell yeah oh [ __ ] stop it stop it we’re fine we’re absolutely fine

I wasn’t scared for a second yeah damn it feels good to be so hard that sounds weird when i say it but i meant like as goddamn now i can make a enchantment table this is awesome guys we’re off for a great start i got a great feeling about this

Hardcore mic we’re going to beat the underground if i can make it up the staircase jesus christ why did i build it in a mountain there we go ah it’s still night how do i make enchantment table wait what i need a book i don’t have a book

Who has books what even is a book huh all right well i’m expanding the house a little bit i swear minecraft is scarier than any game on the planet i can’t do this guy so take it back i’m not hard i’m soft i’m soft as hell man

No no no no we’re not doing that we’re not doing that oh no ugh stop go away oh my gosh i need i’m so lowly i oh no need no no i’m so lonely and afraid and stinky i make windows hey how are you doing uh you’re gonna burn you know that you’re

Gonna burn i ain’t afraid if i screamed it was a defense mechanism of superiority what had it boots diamond boots baby hell yeah hey guys you can have my wooden sword my precious all right doing good i’m alive as long as i’m alive i think i’m doing amazing

Okay this is nice this is nice can i cook the stairs no what’s the point okay we need to seriously do something about our food situation this is not gonna work i need a book and i need me two things i would like in real life as well how’s this going grow

Grow see it works gro look at that amazing we have uh wheat meat meat wheat so let’s build a little house for the couch usually people put a little uh a barnyard or something where they can go outdoors and have fun we’re not doing that not my house okay

They live in a dungeon my cows live in a hole in a dungeon they will get no sunlight they will go at no nutrition i want them as as tormented as possible because that that way they taste better double security they’re never gonna escape from this hell hole

This will be the fort knox of cow can we oh god where are they there you are there you are come with me yeah hey guys hey guys hey come follow me guys what’s that no i’m not gonna force you into a hole and make you reproduce

And kill your children and eat them in front of you no that’s not happening hey hey trust me i’m a nice guy i’m pewdiepie you can rely on me oh my god there’s death traps everywhere in this game are you serious do not push me remind me to cover that up all right

Seriously i’m not dying crawling through the holes that is not happening almost there hey hey hey hey follow yeah stinky dumbass couch come here yeah this is your new home yeah oh my god just squeeze in one at a time please no oh you died then you died then see how’s dead

How’s dead happy death yeah yeah that’s right you’ve all been bamboozled now frick frick now i command you yeah make a baby your baby belongs to me baby i’m corpse cool we got meat now check right epic let me cook them your friend gonna taste so good

I can’t believe i don’t have any friends in this game where’s i don’t get it absolutely it doesn’t make any sense oh man we got some stone nice now we can make fancy stairs which i will have thank you how should it go like here

Yeah that’s nice i’m def i need a stare i need to stare real bad real bad you ever start something and start questioning what the hell am i doing that’s everything i do in life now you know how i feel oh that’s nice that’s safe i don’t understand you guys explain it

To me i don’t understand how you can die in minecraft hardcore mode like just don’t die so stupid just don’t die bro how hard is it i’ve done it my entire life all right there we go no get out of my house no not like this not like this please please please

Please what hell that’s illegal we’re fine oh wait i need a book yeah damn it all right i’m gonna head out really quick don’t kill me guys uh no i’m not gonna head out i’m not gonna have it i’m not heading i’m not i’m not

I’m not doing it i’m not doing it i’m not doing it i have a shield though i do have a shield i have a shield i’m i’ll be fine trust me i’ll be fine trust me hey guys i’m playing in hardcore mode go easy on me all right i just need that

All right i need a battle plan so i cue the epic music something cooler yeah that’s it that’s it yeah submission impossible skipper there they are hardcore more baby that means playing hardcore not like a child give me that yeah give me that yeah give me give me give me hey nice

Boots my dude how many books can i make out of this isn’t this how you make books oh god side cue the music everything is terrifying everything shut up shut up wait what they’re not growing up oh i should really start placing some torches around my base right

I could really use your bones give me your bone your bones your bones what was that sound [Applause] I’m so scared leave me alone leave me alone [Laughter] oh god forgive me what oh book book book book book we got a book we got a book watch this book book that’s a book okay yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah what why what do you want from me

Oh god yes i got yes yes i knew i i knew i could make boots trust me guys i know what i’m doing all right give me something good efficiency too that’s the best enchantment nice oh i forgot to place mine guys i could really i could really uh

What was that no nope nope nope nope all right i need some lava all right give me that nice damn i’m fast how am i supposed to get out of here he’s camping bro please i got a family i got i got a fan bro please two children please you’re

They’re like fathers to me both of them dead you’re so dead you dumbass you fell for the old i am father trick dumbass so dumb bullish my mind how stupid people are all right let’s lift this up i don’t want to die [Laughter] i can’t do this my nerves man

I can’t i don’t know hardcore it’s too much for me i can’t do it i miss man oh it’s daytime thank god all right i’m gonna make a lava pit it might seem foolish but i i need to throw away stuff in it right oh oh okay nice we have the bone

Meat now as well yeah bird hope you suffer give me the wheat dude yeah we’re expanding nice all right frick do it now more make more cow i’m hungry i could really use killing some cheap actually i need the wool the sheep house will be uh slightly bigger

Because sheep are better than cows it’s only fair really bro i need to make a bed i’m sorry all right it’s it’s i i will i need sleep all right dude this island sucks why am i so lonely dude oh great another hole of death nice efficiently patched up

Come here please please i’m so lonely baby come here oh my god i’m so glad i missed you man where were you come on home buddy we’ll go home man dude you went far away from home when you’re far away from home Sorry i’m 30 years old i keep forgetting and you only have your that’s right your beatboxing b i get it now it’s cool it’s cool come in come in welcome welcome my friend this is my house i need to fix that i’m working on it there we go

You live here now you understand me you will never leave me right i love you understand me don’t fly in the lava okay that’s the only rule of this place there you go there you go have fun hey hey don’t get freaky now hey hey no no no bad beeps bad

Hey hey stop nudging me you’re annoying you’re annoying me you’re annoying me you’re annoying me stop it why can’t i make bed three wool does it have to be the same color i shouldn’t have killed the sheep should i all right that hey don’t fly in the chest

You’re no deep don’t follow me all right i need to get some obsidian i’ll be right back see the good thing about playing on hardcore is that i can is i can wear anything all right i don’t have to worry about it You scare me so much and i hate you so much for it oh shoot i’m getting sidetracked again i came here for obsidian where did you come from where did you go cut my bow okay i can make linton still nice you didn’t fly in the lava you’re a good You’re the shittiest character of all time no one likes you i read the comments they hate you don’t worry i love you though don’t worry oh ooh protection one that’s the best one in the game you guys probably don’t know that because you’re not veterans like i am

Okay so now we can build a nether portal right what’s that i should wait until it gets right shut up i’m playing on hardcore i know what i’m doing okay maybe i will you’re right maybe i will only i had a bed okay stay there feeding time feeding time prick

Frick boom boom boom boom i’m not singing in the song because so copyright oh god damn it okay Yeah okay all right all right all right i’m making a better sword god damn it side do something Hey fight the man god damn it help me [ __ ] it’s getting worse this suck i can’t okay wait i can think away a hiccup yeah i got it God damn it all right i got hiccups one of you have to die sorry i don’t make the rules god i hate hiccups so no annoying at least you don’t escape a lot of people don’t know this but you can actually make three furnaces bet you didn’t know about that minecraft better

All right guys we have the sword we have the shield we have the full expected diamond boots with the best protection it’s time for me to enter on hardcore mode In the next episode smudge like subscribe for more videos and check out graph i’m perfect yes huge thank you to everyone for supporting the arcade indiegogo campaign it was a huge success to say the least look at this thing it’s beautiful now as a popular demand

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