I came up with a diabolical plan diabolical plan chat diabolical i thought it would be funny if i put the will behind a pier wall yay let’s go this is a dangerous game to play this is a dangerous game to play [Laughter] i’m not naming the price yet i haven’t Thought i haven’t thought of a like we could do thirty thousand subs ph one love hi pro father i love your vibes i mean maybe i feel so minecraft i’m stuck at home wait 20 minutes later holy [ __ ] [ __ ] we passed 30k oh I have to read it but did i give a time frame oh my god i hate you that’s crazy man that’s nuts let me just double check let me just double check how many pages we actually have because like it saves 13 but it’s not actually 13. All right let me check there’s one two mobile three or four can’t wait for em to start i reckon sounds of time the rest strongest game just are not important there’s 13 pages in total the first one you’ve already seen which just says do not open this on stream you buffoon you ready Here comes page one technically two the page one of the will there’s four until that you haven’t seen dear phil’s on minecraft i am going to the prison to visit dream and make sure he’s all right i do not return within a few days activate the pearl i left in our boot Club’s meeting room if the pearl is gone well it was nice knowing you look after the others for when i’m gone that is just page one technically a few days so yeah that’s the thing right my character thought he said three months so when i opened this after three Months i saw that and panicked canonically [ __ ] panicked and ran to the boot club which is why i was so panicky when i was like did it work oh my god he’s not dead because he said a few days in the will but i definitely heard three months back then Jesus christ it was definitely funnier to act like thank you much it was my fault that he was in for three months you know and not because of other reasons it was a lot funnier for it just to be my fault i’ll take that l i’ll absolutely take that ill and just Remember canonically techno and i are the only people who have touched this will and i will absolutely in character use this as a weapon in the future guaranteed because of how angsty it is and that sounds bad it sounds bad but when you when you see what’s written in It you’ll you’ll know it’s time for the next page the one that will make you cry definitely i think although the second one is pretty sad i left my valuables in the barrel hidden in the top full ceiling and the chest under the stone in the corner of that One weird room under the house with pistons i made that room distribute them as you see fit please keep steve and the foxes well fed the wolves can be released into the wilderness that’s not even the saddest page the second page we’ve still got two more to go We’ve still got two more to go start the timer 10 minutes You asked for this it’s gonna get way worse i warned you is that the sound of chat crying i think it is i think that’s i think i think that’s the alarm that means it’s time for you to cry isn’t that crazy wow okay hold on well let me just let me Just get in position for the tears let me just hold my head up it’s time for my son venus for a second time here it comes chat tell rambu and nikki that they’re stronger than they know tell tommy i hope he finds what he’s looking for Whatever that is phil i’m glad i met you in this life yeah dude it’s sad there’s one more pitch there’s one more pitch [Laughter] start the timer good god not even going to give you a second to to let that sink in i’m not even we’re going straight back into more hype music Imagine how powerful that would be in the right moment at the right with the right people [ __ ] sake phil’s of minecraft why what do you mean why you asked for this the sub goal was literally for me to read the [ __ ] will what are you talking about Here comes the last page forget me the 30k subs jesus christ i can’t even believe that you guys got me to that number that is insane here comes the the final page and i do mean the final page because it is i’ll show you the rest of them that are there The the the other pages you ready here comes the full reading dear phil’s in minecraft i’m going to the prison to visit dream and make sure he’s all right if i do not return within a few days activate the pearl i left in our boot club’s meeting room if the Pearl is gone well it was nice knowing you look after the others for when i’m gone i left my viables in the barrel hidden in the top floor ceiling and the chest under the stone in a corner of that one weird room under the house with pistons Distribute them as you see fit please keep steve and the foxes well fed the wolves can be released into the wilderness tell rambu and nikki that they’re stronger than they know tell tommy i hope he finds what he’s looking for whatever that is phil i’m glad i met you in this life Tell the rest of the s p that having abolished all governments of men i have ascended to heaven to take on the kingdom of god technoblade [Laughter] He had to end it on that dude he hits us with the angst and has to end it on a goofy goofy one he’s going to fight god brilliant and that’s it that’s the will that’s the entire will the rest of it is just ee It’s just that i don’t know why i did that some chaotic streak i think uh but yeah that’s that’s it that’s the entire will that’s techno classic tech though yeah really really good very pog i’ve been holding onto that wheel for [ __ ] three months wanting to show people what it says three months And you you think you’re in pain man i was holding on to that knowledge for that entire time i was like man this is some angsty [ __ ] [ __ ] and they’re just not you’re not gonna get to read it for like ages they’re not gonna know there it is And i think i’m pretty certain that that will come in handy in the future chat so let me just pull it away i think it will come in handy for future endeavors Oh [ __ ] off dude i’m leaving [ __ ] this tunnel [ __ ] everything [ __ ] everything dude lava sucks i hate it so much thank you so much for the the [ __ ] insane support today again guys i cannot i cannot put into words like holy [ __ ] canadian crows absolutely insane absolutely insane dude Thank you guys thank you i hope you enjoyed the reading of the the sad book the big sad Video Information
This video, titled ‘Philza READS Entire Technoblade’s WILL And It’s SAD! DREAM SMP’, was uploaded by Angry Thomas on 2021-09-20 21:12:04. It has garnered 2034044 views and 64936 likes. The duration of the video is 00:08:08 or 488 seconds.
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