PILLAGING THE PILLAGERS – Minecraft 1.14 Update (#365) | Let’s Play

Hardcore tabletop World Series only on roosterteeth it’s gonna be lots of fun we’re keeping it clean Gavin you made it Ryan you’re Steve I’m a my which Steve regular normal Steve you’re Steve no maybe you’ll become not looking at where are you right here oh you’re Steve now

He’s your normal his Jack Michael is zombify Ryan still same no Ryan Ryan what you look perfect to me thanks well yeah you got you got a pink eye yeah I found out cave already yeah I’ve been okay some boy don’t do it job

Do a good job Jeff don’t do it Evan fell out of a tree like a dum-dum you got this Jeff hey guys I will watch Jeff lost my wooden sword was not enough Oh Ryan we killed them at the same time it was awesome thank God what are we doing Ryan hey we

Got a new update to play with see you are sick I’m good you sound more nasal than I do here is single normal I’m not normal you’re never normal first of all I’m only slightly abnormal though okay but you know normally right it was sick well your children they will be no don’t

You wish that upon me I don’t wish it on you it’s just like that’s what happens are you supposed to avoid your kids when your signal I try to avoid those yeah I can’t avoid now yeah give him the cold shoulder a pretty good job of oil point

Yeah I mean I try and say like alright don’t don’t get in my face right now and they’re like it’s Lyme okay so anyway there’s a new update uh that adds a whole bunch of crazy stuff including a new bio wacky it’s not so wacky but more

Crazy I’m out but the main thing that we’re gonna try and find in this is a village so we can witness a pillage I saw village there’s a village there pillagers that village villages doesn’t have to rhyme they [ __ ] it up no no I saw Gavin and for a second I think Oh

God I thought you were gonna blow me up Oh Jeremy where’d you see a villain off one of the shores there’s also uh this shipwreck so look at the water a bit [ __ ] wrecks yeah apparently you get some kind of strange suspicious sous-chef your new shirt line is based off shipwrecks

It’s not new anymore it’s been for eight months oh I bought the I just bought the doubloon shirt well thank you you’ve bought well I mean I didn’t pay for it acquired wine I ordered it through the store and she’s a gift card every where’s this village

Oh sorry I was chasing a pig and he was I think he got the better of my dead all right so I’m we’re gonna go slit villagers throats here we go here they are yeah there’s a we can see a village offshore is it out there it hasn’t loaded from yeah it’s out

There uh we’re on the one side of the village or of the east there’s a pig there’s three pigs that are gonna die well please kill it we can’t hit it can’t hit I just watch YouTube towards the pig like the flash and Oh cross bows

Earlier now too we can build a crime oh wait we did that before who’s that man in the water I sorry I saw a dolphin earlier you talked about the you have them going in oh is that the Spearman he’s on my ass if he’s got

A tridents out yeah i bad I don’t see him holding one you’re probably all right there’s ones that just swim okay back to what I was saying go to the island on my way man here but little underwater nerd interesting I just saw you on the land again oh oh you got a

[ __ ] piece of gold turtle full-on ingot [ __ ] it was rich I know go for it man I’m trying to make the swim just make a boat no it is healthier I’m not I suppose rowing is a great exercise just ask you know awful face yeah look at Michael

Phelps I highly recommend not hitting the villagers here why they do they do have an iron golem [ __ ] have they always looked like this no they look at those guys got an eyepatch he looks so salty did he say ah is that the engineer whatever this is the weaponsmith this

Guy’s name is oh no the I’ll be honest Michael maybe we should have taken those I’m gaining on you so what was this no I quit run you’re going slower we give this guy Tim ten emerald til you listen and change the sword okay

I’m in the village gap I walked up to a guy and I was like this guy’s name is bone and then I realized I was holding him oh man yeah that iron golem is big do you remember that iron golem let’s play where we saw ya and he just let us

Kill him yeah it was just hard to do oh my god wasn’t much of a defense this is a Fletcher lose what sticks like well I went into the blacksmith’s the chest in his house yeah robbed him iron horse armor an iron helmet two iron pickaxes an iron ingot two golden gets seven

Pieces of obsidian and two apples Jesus a lot of achievements yeah just do he opened the guys he robbed you guys hear the bell stop as well I can’t hear it Oh sanctuary no thanks you too soon sanctuary is too soon I need sticks Jeremy I got plenty of sticks how many

Sticks you need I need a lot okay give me a number I have a [ __ ] little wood okay 512 512 alright give me it give me a second the ravage may come I can’t sleep alright I got like 300 oh you gotta give

Me that yeah if you want them oh no no I was talking to the villager yeah of those 300 oh yeah loves me I’m over by the Fletcher you have a Kevin’s on a donkey oh it’s a kitty cat over there Gavin there you behind you

Wasting my time with this [ __ ] you don’t know that way go that way Jeff’s gone oh no he’ll give us a bowl the cats eat pig probably where are they where is the pillaging going on where is it I mean it’s daytime they’ve pillagers old is everywhere just come out at night

I have no idea what is the definition of pillage that’s give me that that’s mine now well that’s pillage it’s when you’re like yeah it’s like you got stuff now I was this like a ransack I choose yeah right where are you I want you our stuff I was by the

I was by the Fletcher now I’m going to get on or the Fletcher is just keep saying the candlestick Jeff’s back are you burning down the village are we the village who just says good you’re saying that was lava and it’s out now Jack you’ve gone that way that’s him I know

That throne I can just give it to him you can just do it directly you don’t need to go give it to him yeah really give it to him really pillage it to him oh [ __ ] oh he’s met always dead what hey don’t kill him I didn’t do [ __ ]

Kill I didn’t kill anyone I can mow it efficient well did you melt the blacksmith not the blacksmith yes where’s the Bell the weaponsmith of the blacksmith well a weaponsmith damn it what are you gonna do eat the bacon next weekend we plan our vers bucked out there guys I’m so

Mad I’m gonna kill this cat come on kill anyone the elephants killed I returned it I returned it have returned in him from whence he came Mika’s return it in I don’t know that that’s weird from whence he came though what if he came from somewhere else we gonna show what

He’s worth alright we need a lot of Flint oh that’s to bounce Marco absolutely hang on hang on alright let’s make beautiful music I can also make beds do it hold on let me punch this tree so I can see you while we do something called yeah the way

Villagers got to die I mean if someone also wants to try and find a panda you they might be food there any village food around here already yeah what is that noise pretty one cut out some damn bait if I hear that that’s a bear right here lunch bell they doing damn you’re

Not even hitting yours Gavin I’m looking at your screen I’m hitting it Maybe you can’t hit them boats at the same time the game is okay Lee has none of yeah you kid there you go there you go and like that noise that’s too much cowbell how do we make up and walking around over there kill it this is a sound sounded like a

Wet pillaging this Bell right huh yeah that’s really a donkey slowly climbing up on Gavin he’s a good lead him to the lava the donkey yeah look at all this hey I do anybody want to put some lava in this furnace ripped oh how do you how

Do you strip Oh hose off I was reading about pillagers yeah here if raiding pillars just kill all the villagers of a village they will celebrate by jumping and laughing at everyday my life I don’t know that I should stop this now I kind of just want to see it happen well if

All the villages have been melted by one of your team who took Jeff I mean I was gonna give it to you but Jesus oh I’m sorry I thought it was implied it’s fine I would like another we’re a hungry boy I know wait I need more wood I have hold

On I’ve would throw it in there while I rip this house apart I wouldn’t stop pillaging before the pillow here just flow actually we don’t even know if they’re coming I mean I assume it’s not a night like they said it they don’t kill it every night I

Think it’s just they have a chance to show up oh you have to check the calendar like Tuesday nights pillage right so we should just live here for a bit pillage and make a move in we should build a panda trap here’s what we should

Do we’re gonna find a panda biome we got a fire Jamie Lee Curtis let’s bring the Panda to us we kill every villager here then we assume their identities then the pill exactly the pillagers try to come and pillage us we kill them we dance and cheer we jump up

And down I like everything that you just said the fact that Ryan likes it scares me oh there’s the over the lava over there it consumed the person earlier we really could have used that guy you give us a chance at iron swords on the cheap Michael on the

I mean you know cheap to you 506 that’s a lot of sticks no I was he wasn’t even the stick guy he just wanted cool yeah I use those stick guy oh you should have given him the call that was to come get the coal right now a little too late now

Funny thing I never find another village just gonna forego you gonna have to find another village maybe to be a no I feel like that guy didn’t want to trade with you and that’s why he jumped in the lava so maybe it’s you it might be better to

Find a bigger village anyway yes the grindstone yeah how about this how about this how about this how about this yeah what’s that just we’ll spend a light here okay then [ __ ] around and then if nobody bat no bad guys come we’ll look for a new place yes we’re already

Here that’s right and it’s night oh we’re the bad guys we the bad why because you’ve burned a guy alive big he’ll burned himself you keep saying that you keep you keep abdicating responsibility lava was on the ground who walked into it ah this villagers going to sleep with his

[ __ ] door open man you are you trusting sir that’s bed is occupied you’re are you absolutely nuts what do you do what do you got what do you got Michael oh it’s an insane request from Sarah Weems Oh what does she want footage no she

Wants to ask if I’ll do a photo shoot from 6:00 p.m. to 11:00 p.m. Wow no no yeah also it’s um going out for my anniversary of that night no judgement here get in there it looks like uh-huh Jeremy is beating a sleeping man with a pork chop well and

You’re banned you’re complaining about me I’m not complaining he’s alive Annie I’m just I’m gonna sleep Jeremy wake up in a better world Jeremy huh shut the door now no one knows hang on get out you don’t see nothing in here he’s [ __ ] all over that person out oh you

Don’t see nothing Jeremy put him in the wall Jeremy put Baby in the corner yeah nobody puts Baby in the corner I barely Jeremy does nice helmet Jeremy where’d you get that oh you stole it yeah I stole it from I still there you guys make such crazy accusations Wow believable whoa

There’s badness yeah we’re at the back Bell I’m ringing the bell it’s the pillagers it’s creeper pillager Ryan you freak I’m a freak how are free after face is melted you got a real two-face I mean yeah you you’re working with very similar no I’m beautiful I’m one of God’s children oh

My God look at that line of skeletons all the line hey somebody put the did you get a saddle use I put this out on the horse be like you’re mine now oh no you fun armor oh yeah horse armor he won’t listen he’ll just run off with

The first shitty DLC ever run around villager I think there’s a threat oh wait it’s a weapon Smith kill him no this one sucks though kill him well if we give him [ __ ] he’ll get better I’m not true yeah but he wants so much oh there’s an Enderman out there right

So talk to him mm-hmm not a water talk you’re half man look just because of our Enderman doesn’t mean I’m half man there’s an Enderman and four creepers he’s got quite the running crew hi I’m out and find some rind you wanna make it day Oh would you like go straight today okay

Oh [ __ ] that gun is [ __ ] up that zombie yeah awesome it’s freaky we could have just slept there’s enough beds and now it is boarding I’m down goddamn I’ve never seen a golem you off like huh you heard I kind of horny right there is where Trevor takes his snare rope it is

Gangsta lean yeah he’s I’ll tell you what he’s not doing drinking his bangs like he’s supposed to sure was not banging he ran out of bangs he’s like he Trevor texts me every day about bang if you don’t if you can’t bang you should rain it’s a good bang

Something it is a good bang substitute I like that these guys have a doc do we get out of here and go find another place I know what are we doing I think we’ve done what damage we could do here that’s what direction should we go

There’s a swamp area that way follow me going this way Jeff is going uh where’s the Sun kitty cat I see you found the yeah yeah I don’t wanna oh yeah that’s a bad time for like no gross the water is it’s like really finer in like eight

Seconds we’re gonna be dead could be could be it’s one of those sleeper creeper yeah I mean you’re on the East Coast that’s what it looks like Jeremy and Michael we’re going this way I found something what’d you find I don’t know your penis you find some sort

Of bog yeah I’m in a bog like not a bathroom like a bog yeah and the water is like green and disgusting and then there’s some sort of wooden soldier in it oh you’re in Georgia oh my god is this a shipwreck you didn’t shipwreck I

Did find a meth Hut where are you he’s in the bog over here so should we go check out the boggy beach you know where the Fletcher was in town yeah so if you head toward the Bell right the Fletcher’s house is right next to it

Yeah if you stand on the shore next to the Fletcher’s house you should be able to see me cuz I can see the Fletcher’s house from here I see you are we close to them yeah these are over here Oh Swizzy that’s my that’s what I say no it’s

I’m a little sad to know that I can starve what’s you what kind of meat you like you like Pig you like lamb oh there’s Jeff hi Jeff where are you I’m on a tree you were running toward me Ryan’s a walking foger oh yeah I see it

You a lean cut or a good fatty cut fatty cut was my nickname in high school mmm that’s should be your nickname now Oh what’s happening there’s I’m getting like a I’m getting a dolphin thing why’d you slam me like that I mean you weren’t fat at all in high school I’m just

Saying the [ __ ] is this that’s the thing that Michael killed Oh to drown drown yeah die what am i swimming cuz you’re coming out to me Michael oh you’re not have a boat oh so this is you can sprint not to hitting control I could tie rope to me

There’s a ship yeah it’s like half a ship is that wreck your ship you’re right you can find summit Nikki brew or whatever found a chest yeah we got poisonous potatoes yummy I’m starving I did leather cap and paper alright let’s look around for more stuff

Eat whatever you got you thrown it I’m eating it Gavin I think got it all know that some of its just swimming right it’s a little soggy you should keep our eyes out for more as you go sweeping away go where there’s a current all right here I’ll throw it

Onto the fan shroud hang on hey this man’s trying to feed me stop I fiend well that chipper it’s pretty cool is that part of the subtitle there you got it I’m looking for another shipwreck alright I made it to land what’s the matter James you take my

[ __ ] boat Gavin did I sat in anything I took this from someone else oh you take my boat live in ma you definitely didn’t have a boat no I never had a boat that I lost that listen I stole it from the last violin I feel like going along

The shore is gonna be the best way to find biomes and it’s gonna be the fastest way yeah probably I felt like Ryan’s gonna hit you after that I know yeah you think so Wham yeah that’s what you get for thinking stop shoring yourself don’t follow me just spread out everybody looking around

I can always teleport yeah don’t follow Ryan that’s a good point cuz I’ll get lost immediately that’s fine you know but do you follow Ryan follow it fall about [ __ ] up by cow he won I I see I see fences oh yeah Jeremy right here where I’m at you got you got

A shipwreck over here it’s way deep though oh my god I am honest okay if you had to eat a raw animal would you lost Brian I know I hid from you watching you for a second like something like a snake snake why snake raw snake I feel like I

Don’t know that be less work be like Ian raw chicken Joe mushrooms Wow final [ __ ] holy [ __ ] there’s a lot of stuff I had a bunch of diamonds I’ll cut it so it looks slow to click you’re drowning I get close one of them I don’t

Know let’s go on an adventure all right I got more iron nugs well that’s a horse’s Oh God sprint idiot I just got five I got five gold ingots I got a bunch of it I got some lapis and I got some emeralds from I got some higher nuggets check you know

What else I got I got a [ __ ] treasure map what is that buried treasure man finish them before Howard there were more nuggets in that chest I got it was inside like the Captain Jack sir we gotta watch the Sun dude cuz we need to go east I just found

A big ol lava pit anybody’s got any blacksmiths or anyone that wanna walk in oh stop sacrificing villagers huge I’m facing west this way is east okay let’s go gone East here’s where the world will be someday Jack and I are gonna go find bear village found a village finding a

Treasure nice found a village good job chef Steph’s long you guys everyone on Jeff you’re behind me again are two yes yeah I know Ryan Oh Oh the world okay all these horses yeah I don’t teleport us Ryan cuz we’re gonna find some okay oh

My god Ryan this is less of a village in more of a town I’d say yes this is a Township is this thing this pig is invincible I can’t hit him I wasn’t really there that’s why I was waiting for Jeremy to finish loading I still

Can’t do anything with it let’s go I got a farmer here maybe it’s still there that’s not it’s a composter oh we can compost oh yeah you can I got a cartographer here he’s got a monocle [ __ ] Tiger with a monocle it’s on this island this island bear a treasure this

Island earth your heart ography table maybe we shouldn’t allow them to come here till tonight when they so they can’t do daytime damage Michael it’s a little crazy when he’s loosed on the village know what you guys are talking about it says says of Ryan that’s

Sir I feel like you’ve lost your mind the sickness that you claim you don’t have is getting to you get up get up get down with it I mean I never claimed that Michael there wait hang on stop my world is collapsing in on itself yeah I’m

Having real high I was appearing and disappearing on the server this is off yours this is off my computer yeah that was probably a mistake was a mistake I may have to just bring you all to me one that you regularly make I don’t know how deep Jack alright nothing is Michael

Come this one coming him right here mean what you said hurt I’m I didn’t move all right you know sometimes when I stand still and say huh that was it right there every fourth I found it you found it yep Jeremy’s excited about something he found something that’s I know and we

Found the Islander hey Ryan what’s this very treasure a cartography table dad’s a car top wow you guys found a real Hall there got a bunch of emeralds we got some prison Maureen crystals scourge of the sea almost any when mother tunic all right empty it out so I can suck you

Over here it’s all right suck me in okay suck me Ryan weird that’s Jamie look it’s hey hey mmm be shame if all this lava got out we got a farm they got a farm they’ve got all kinds of things there’s a farmer they’ve got to cartographers this place houses

Ready to be there for how many times Ryan said cartographer so far I mean that’s what he liked Henry I’m no no no no our under selling it right now Ryan watch out this is where the blacksmith died forever you were standing we don’t even have one in this town they’ve heard

Of your coming yeah what are you putting in that seed I put season there I’m just making compost oh look at that what did you get well you got it oh you got it it was bone meal oh I got me a lot of seeds

You know I can use this poem Ilan Jack what’s that the ground and we can get seeds oh my god so we use 15 co-chairs villagers no but if you would have been can you imagine if they were here would you have been ready god I feel like I should have that

Level of intensity and your voice I wouldn’t have boy yeah I just did I need more potatoes I think I can get girls for a potatoes buddy no Jeff that’s me a nice poisonous oh geez got some kicks right up to Gavin gave him spoiled food and left

Okay I’m gonna eat one is it gonna kill me Jerry I don’t know I haven’t eaten one I mean it’ll poison you repair and disenchant yeah that’s the the grind of wheel nice what are you growling at [ __ ] someone’s ringing the bell is it the pillage buff I mean you would

Think that’s what it is oh man well they’re creepers everywhere outside the villa it’s like an air raid siren Kyle is this thing work out of a repair [ __ ] Ryan you stood in front of it yep yep it was lagging a bit just stare at each other yeah that server thing was a

Mistake creepers ran in front of me you know Fredo that [ __ ] he’s walked right in front of the creeper hey pillagers get your [ __ ] together I’m telling you where the pillagers all right Jeremy do you wanna watch me uh yeah sure hang on how does a cartography

Table yeah I don’t know you have to use maps right amongst you who invited the zombie okay who brought the dog what [ __ ] meat already all right where are you going I’m right with everyone in the middle of the village okay yeah I’m here oh well Greta Bowl but I have to eat

Eventually you’re stupid it’s just you seem fine Gollum zombie protector Gollum here’s the elegy whack am it just did nice good job Gollum oh yeah [ __ ] him up column width this potato give me a black eye oh what’s that noise hey work don’t hit the Gollum

Jeremy in the column [ __ ] him up teach him or she’s pissed at you now I can back up back up look at that awesome hey Jeremy don’t stop hitting the golem Jeremy Jeremy [ __ ] him I’m gonna defeat yeah he’s got a [ __ ] wreck you do they actually

Fight back now yeah he’s going up to Jeremy 100 yeah City whack yeah yeah that’s awesome what is this I got five empty maps you guys put it on the empty map any man see if I put a composter where’s everybody I’m here Brian stop moving yeah what look nug alright Jeff Jeff

Jeff yeah no give me a No Michael nug through all the nugs in one place Club everything have a [ __ ] nug I got to I know there’s somebody need one of my extra syllables and night apart of the nug Club ready this is iron no one cares about that it’s something

It’s something alright who’s missing a nug other than Ryan who doesn’t give a [ __ ] yeah I’ll just let me let me let me fix this what’s that Ryan hates fun let me fall right give me a or Jimmy give me a gold nugget I mean face Oh God Gollum froze my head hast

Him I was I hope he doesn’t the Jerry Joe that’s what I’m talking about what’s that pillager Gabby free what did you see Pilger oh thanks okay Michael Oh Jeremy here’s the thing now you’re talking yeah here’s the other thing about the iron Doug – it’s it’s [ __ ] sideways yeah I

Know it’s a piece of [ __ ] so I [ __ ] on Mike oh you want to everybody talk thank you jack yeah let’s rub nugs that there’s a random explosion there’s a brand stop doing it cuz I got scared of sticky keys even though I’m sure it’s off all right I’m gonna venture off into

The distance we can [ __ ] pillager and watch them kill and then we move on look like normal villages ravage Ravagers they wear their sunglasses all right please don’t flag there oh I thought you’re gonna burn him with that torch no but I’m gonna give him some rotten flesh

He loves this every watching papers holy [ __ ] whoa what do you got that was the creeper Jack mentioned Oh Alice so the advancement thing actually doesn’t work that’s cool yeah gonna bail no yeah that’s just for fun there is a drill you hit L you can see your advancement tree

I don’t want Tim did you say you don’t want to uh there’s a wish that the game wouldn’t suck lag okay I mean I we could we could shut it down and has no point now right on the server yes there may be this pretty bag bag

He’s good pretty bag yeah especially cuz I just broke put it in the water and then it lagged and now the boats gone but yeah it’s it’s pretty much unplayable for me at this point yeah how much of a deal is it gonna be to switch ever you have little heads-up on the

Creeper next I was over here I didn’t feel a way from which over yeah still need a pillagin yeah I’ve been doing some weeding they’re lazy they are lazy wait do your job pillage some [ __ ] do some weeding and farm you haven’t seen a is just a Minecraft I’ve

Seen many of the different cat skins I’ve killed so many I mean watched so many Jeremy why did you go I still want to talk about it okay no sound yeah no well sound so the map just opens up entirely now Oh wha oh yeah I popped I popped a map and it’s

Like I have everything throw it on the cartographer yes I was messing around aimlessly well do you make it on the cartography No cartography knows where to go to work I can duplicate silent is a duplicate map one oh sorry it’s pretty loud compared to others

Oh I wonder if I can add like if I do different Maps egg I’m just running a direction I want to see if I find a panda how about stick + paper nothing what do you do red plus you get a rucksack of em on the cartography table

Well you don’t have a map map map map to make the bigger map maybe you could make a smooth stone map after the map lost interest mats Maps you make a stone map man no I don’t think you get it oh man I’m just saying you got to start with

Map I’m setting out boys goodbye yeah me too I’m running off it so what are we looking for now does a goddamn pillage yes well hang on you can find their fortress the panda fortress no you’ll see like abiding a big wooden tower who wants to adventure with me I will

Pandas are in a bamboo forest that’s the bio it seems like those will be easy to find what are you guys looking for anything man no which way we came from I don’t want to explore where we were I’ll tell you where you’re going right to hell oh I think bamboo forests are

Connected to rainforests so view some I feel like I’m in a race look for the cafe rainforest cafe is trash but the creepy animatronic monkeys fun for kids got decent food you know I’ve only been there like twice but I had a good voice whoa are you adventuring yeah shall we

Adventure that way so should somebody stay here in case they ireenie someone good was that a mask it was mask of Loki that’s true he ded MCU well easy though yes do you see a new village no wow this is [ __ ] weird oh this is an enchanted

Forest oh how can you tell ah there’s giant mushrooms I also have been enchanted forest Jeff have you seen this I don’t think so good sand Rip’s dude hold on second oh is that me oh is it like little dust yeah little dust yeah it lets you know that [ __ ] can fall

Oh look at it it is gravel we’ll do it as well it’s like Christmas in the desert snowing saying well let’s say hey let’s make a boat i’m on a boat and I think we found there’s a guardian thing Michael III have been a nautical themed pashmina afghan it’s really low oh

That’s beautiful there’s a lot of words there I got us a boat did you eat my boat oh do you want to get in its person but I was a metal gear game right yeah you’re solid boat eater all right let’s not get haunted by

The guy yeah what’d you do did you press shift maybe tried to go faster I did try to go faster control control how do I get back in the [ __ ] you must use control right click am i driving yeah you are which way Jeff left let’s not

Get killed by the Oh do they kill you or just haunt your mind both let’s make it day again I see a spider jockey mostly ocean no you do right there a tree all right what a pandas look like look like a panda like exactly like yeah we talking giant are

They tiny and trees they’re probably not tiny what what do you mean tiny and trees that’s a koala what’s that based on depend it’s not country I mean in my clawed reason get tiny they’re huge they’re bears no no he’s right the higher they climb the smaller they’re

Full-grown on the earth but when they climb a tree they shrink it’s a forced perspective yes like Ian McKellen being 3 foot 4 mm yes everything gas said really confused oh it looks like the starting Alan from you’re dead you’re dead Gavin let’s go around it yeah get

Him get him fight fight are you seeing that Geoff down that below us I’m seeing as a Geoff down below you have Magnus oh dear what is that there’s magma blocks under the water they’ll suck you down we shouldn’t check that out no let’s not suck I mean you could dolphins just take

A door with you Oh to breathe through yeah you just you just slap a door on the ground you can breathe does that work and life yep how people found out about it in Minecraft that’s how Kate stayed alive in Titanic sign it yeah Leo couldn’t fit on the door she was just

Huffing wrong I bet he could oh no he definitely go to Mythbusters do a whole episode about that sure did what they what they come up with he definitely could have really yeah but he could’ve died anyway her have her be comfortable look he was like I’d rather freeze to

Death and listen to this [ __ ] story get retold for the next 80 years like I know where this is gonna go like it’s great now a couple years you’re gonna get all needy and I would ever get a job he banged her in the car it was steamy

As hell Oh Oh Gollum get him get those [ __ ] in the village rip them up oh yeah [ __ ] that skeleton up he drew the line out and he saw that he was in a few short years he’s gonna go from top of the world to I have to be at work at

7:00 so you just the Gollum not kill creepers why doesn’t he kill creepers what’d you get rather mind it’s just it’s just two black horses it looked like one guys I’m just waiting in the village to see if anybody pillages oh that’s a shipwreck it’s just a whole lot

Of [ __ ] [ __ ] I could be cool there’s not much to explore it’s like one room kind of like abandoned mineshaft yeah who would die none of those [ __ ] idiot I found a slime slime in the wild fighting me you want to go to I think it must be underly just a sonic yeah

Abandoned struck was it lunch after yeah she’s a bunch of bored [ __ ] that’s someone oh my god got it is still wide open ocean been going for so long that’s weird I found a small like Hut underwater made out of granite inspiration zero sneezing over there huh yeah I was patient one

Travis patient one cuz these next two patients here right Trevor’s in between Matt and Ryan he’s [ __ ] yeah if you told me that that bag contained Suzanne Matt Brad contained the super virus that was going to destroy humanity within him I would believe yeah I’d be

Like of course where have you been matt said he said this morning that like he felt sick and I was just like do you know what sick feels like you probably feel sick every day you just you doing my now do you think it would be

Fascinating to hop into his body for a day and when I stopped eating hot pockets every night at 1:00 a.m. and drinking soda every day I woke up and I was like this is what I should feel like I thought it was normal to feel like you

Need to throw up every morning waking up hungover crazy things you don’t you get used to it I feel like that’s Matt he doesn’t know he’s just accepted his reality I would love to wake up as Matt and see how much it hurt see how much it

Hurts I used to wake up I was like that’s probably normal right brush your teeth floating sheep over there gammy once the waters definitely gam DUP where’s mo you’re in a bog yeah it’s pretty buggy oh okay no I think the world’s loading though we’re gonna see some land

Oh gosh oh yeah look at that it’s like a it’s like a gammy waterfall over there Cam’s getting thrown er oh there’s a whit walk around cheap rare occurence do we know what the Panda biome looks like ANBU black it’s a lot of bamboo okay

Is it bamboo but also keep our eyes open for a village or a pillage village I’ve seen whom out to get bamboo none of the above yeah like this creeper time is [ __ ] trees really trucking it – I’m far Oh Michael what’s up creeps man Gavin and I have definitely uh

Traversed a great distance how they’re gonna say elopement who would take whose name I think we know I’m not taking your name Jeffrey I was born with your name which one were you in my book are we’ve a [ __ ] do you think you can pick up a gammy bucket or

Me a gammy bog and your bucket the gammy [ __ ] does it state gammy oh that’s a question ah [ __ ] I had one more piece of iron I could tell you even like the sugarcane look shitty in the or is this bamboo no that’s sugar cane it just look she

So what direction is everyone going I’m just going north I’m going oh I see I see uh bamboo let’s see oh that’s good not sugar cane sorry Oh bamboo all right so wait do we decide that the cardinal directions are correct now yes happen for a while oh okay that I’m running

Also north Ryan I’m far north that looks like snow maybe maybe there’ll be some pandas like snow right they love it I think you’re describing a polar bear well pandas are around snow as well like it’s cold over in Asia oh damn I found a melon we go up this watermelon yeah Lucy

You’ve killed us the boat died yeah you sunk it what’s the lion sitting in the middle Italian he’s a bunny but alright we’re on foot Michael I hate to tell you but I feel like you’re iron golem is gone hey it wasn’t mine I mean he was the

Protector of the village he is now no more that means you’re the protecting his speed mo golem that’s not that no it’s pretty shitty it’s better than golem gar Jeffrey then come go no one showed up at night besides about 800 [ __ ] zombies and spiders and creepers and all that but ah

No pillagers oh you know what I think we need to just spend an episode sprucing up the village and make it pillage worthy uh you know what it needs some gold it need some bling fun tale so having slept and died which means the you know what the [ __ ] flying should

Start popping up we also skipped the day though yeah I don’t know I in hack the Gibson I was asked to maybe a witch house we split our witch oh yeah she’s got the potions let it no she threw a potion at me and it hurt a

Lot I’m gonna slip back [ __ ] this letter a [ __ ] right like oh we killed an underwater cave you invit you are the pillagers once again boy this new content must be amazing where is it you gotta work for it every appreciation village is us trying to find the appraised that’s the coolest

Cat I’ve ever seen in my craft evil witch cat even raised an interesting point Jeremy I wonder if we would have had more luck on a console just from the fact that the world isn’t infinite I mean Hornet consoles probably not yeah that was cool I drove over the bubbles

From one of those magma cubes and it was like oh yeah you go oh it makes noises if you’re on a boat yeah I just did that too is it good yeah watch out there’s dolphins by you again you ride Dolph you [ __ ] should be able to dude if you

Can’t put a saddle on a dolphin you will be able to its own the [ __ ] is the point of a dolphin if you can’t ride it man it’s a [ __ ] seahorse look it’s a smart thinking being you know that’s not right at office give a [ __ ] soar pigs

Something that goes between your legs what are having a flipper hide tuna I found a Sand Village that’s never been a successful IP based around a tuna fish Sharlee bumblebee I’m young bumblebee I do you have like a tuna fish idea you want to pitch yeah well you got nah I

Watch the villager walk out of his house walk into a cactus and nature sucks what the bamboo forest look for a panda no not everybody all right well who well young you want to go yeah it’s not large yeah fast forward me doing stairs oh we found a Gavin here we are

I really thought about them oh here’s one yeah Apple oh wow I haven’t seen I have found a panda yet really Shh no I’m here did Kevin find a bow yeah hell yeah Oh Jeff yeah yeah don’t destroy the environment I just wanted to take some

And so it looks like it yeah you can make it delegate chisel uh I’m not exactly sure what it what continues over here oh it’s a sheep damn don’t know panda spray paint it black wait what is that noise just a little bit I heard like a roar and this rails

Are the best if you give a sheep a black eye it’s like 80% panda I’ll punch a [ __ ] sheep to make a panda panda see one got to pay oh yeah you know just looking at them serving serving try it’s probably gonna kill one it’s a small

Tree eat it eat it get the Panda me over Gator we see the majestic panda bear I feel like I’m a ninja running through that why is there an apple that doesn’t belong the Master Chief here’s a beet walks up to the Panda you want some pork chop you know

How about an apple how about a pop Apple Panda looks pissed tender wonderful everyone’s looking at the Panda and is shy that’s a block yes I’ve got some minecraft panda facts for you what do you got in fact panda is gonna have one of five personality oh oh

Stop what is up he’s eating the bamboo Panda system flower for you there is normal which is the default personality right has a panda tried it and they have a rare chance of spawning as brown pandas oh that’s just a brown bear there’s aggressive will attack players

And other mobs when it or another panel gets hurt lazy will not interact with the player and usually the slowest of all the pandas who having a ship playful are enthusiastic and will jump over and roll around I like that everyone be quiet and listen to it eat it squeak it sounds

Real well it hides its face during thunderstorms Oh adorable parts jump up and down over there there you go Panda oh I’ve brought the thunderstorm oh and another little is there like a puppet man I’m telling you there’s like AI just jumping up and down in the woods

Llama it around oh is that a traveling merchant yeah there’s a llama that’s another new thing traveler man I see the llama like connected to nothing over here view if you blow up the llama it’s full of the guns right you’re like oh no what the matter was here

I feel like you won there’s just two llamas hanging out he’s right here buddy yeah oh he’s invisible I think he can turn himself invisible maybe he thinks were maybe he knows he turned whoa if you write plays right here oh he’s stinky yeah if you right-click on him you can show yourself

We’re friends Jeremy oh there is hate him oh he’s got a bucket he’s got a bucket of tropical fish be nice to the Panda you’ll be feed that to the paper I got this I got it wolves I can afford it okay I got the bucket of tropical fish

Where’d y’all go we’re at the pan okay pick up with the fishes get away save the fish oh you can buck it up fish yeah yeah except now I don’t know how to get him back in the bucket swim how do I get it back in the bucket

Hey eat this pork chop stupid how about Robbie yeah I got em I got em I recaptured the doesn’t like pork chop he only likes bamboo I’ve got something called suspicious hey do lock-in oh there’s a skeleton now what is it probably only nobody’s you can combine it with flowers to get

Different stuff eat this eat it I’ve stolen it or annihilating the forest fighting this skeleton that’s just panda food another little easter egg fabric on the pandas here uh-huh the baby pandas baby pay well sneeze causing the older pandas I had a lead can we put the pan

Down the lead yeah why not where did it go here it is wandering traitor get the [ __ ] out of my way I’m trying to feed the Panda I don’t like you spider photo tray to look like when he’s no invisible take fall die looks like a villager with like extra

Details guys I have another panic is live Oh oh yeah I’ll breed it may come [ __ ] I can’t put him on the lead though so I don’t know how to make him follow okay hate him put him in a bucket hidden punch it I don’t know don’t want to

Punch him but he’s gonna attack yeah but it’ll be funny to watch I want to see what his strand will get mauled by panda you can always work back I like the idea that Ryan doesn’t want to kill a living creature no I would win that’s all I don’t want any we don’t

Know that Ryan you’re saying it but we don’t know suddenly Ryan has humanity are you already a fight it barehanded I mean I just want you to punch it we had okay see if he malls the [ __ ] out of you all right I’ll do it

I do want to see a baby panda though I mean listen you’re gonna lose anyways this once if there’s on there I don’t there’s no way to get them near each other yeah boobs a [ __ ] no he’s pause nurse if you put water on him will

He flow away with the world you can throw him down yeah trying the fishing I got a dory okay I moved him an inch all right wait where’s the other panda Jeremy ah figure out where you guys are see this forest is full of daytime skeletons I couldn’t believe Ryan’s gonna fight it

You owe me a fight it there’s foxes okay now do it do it no weapons right bare hands versus bare hands I mean unless you want to give him a sword I want to dynamite this bamboo see how much full gonna break the whole game dynamited bamboos on school all right

Any tips for me I assume you’re in my corner die gracefully that’s a tip I’m gonna win you got a hand punch of hand I’m gonna bear hand fight the bear hand fight there I really want to finish that’s the most forgiving panda I’ve ever seen that’s abuse it’s like I hit

You cuz I love you panda Stockholm Syndrome I mean I felt bad cuz he squeaked free like you were gonna win that fight hey I’m pretty sure cuz he was not very good at how much damage did he do when he hit you he did pretty good

About oh I found a compass and another buried treasure map I mean I would I would need to do some bobbin and Weavin good Thank You Velma sleeves you know what you want most Jack it does what’s right to Taco Bell so I’ve seen a

Ravager yeah we will if we were to uh anoint this panda a member of the clergy then we could start our own Jerry there was a thing that like I could make a tower or something right make a what there was like a you could block that pillage I could smuggling that’s a

Villager all right well now he’s just gonna Jeff Schumi made a pillager did shoot me was hearing get in well they’re a thing that could spawn their towers does he hate me saying he was saying Audi yeah they say how and they get hit hey where were you where you in a tree

Oh hey are you Moxon little macaw yeah he’s mine oh he’s like me and chickie do Oh poisonous potato be baby-changing yeah this [ __ ] baby before I yeah I did I think of you feed him a cookie he died I think so I think that I don’t know I forget well for the

Panda no the parrot some reason allergic Eretz hate cookies right it’s a pound of dry get back in the hole I made for you no he’s escaping do I know you did leave bamboo and what the [ __ ] is heart of the sea you know yeah though I forget

Exactly what they do you can get in mind with something else and it will like we have those you’re dead you’re dead yeah well don’t have one in you’re dead you’re dead I know Sharad you say I don’t know [ __ ] about this game anymore well I just found a treasure chest and I

Got a heart of the sea and iron sword to Diamond is [ __ ] Ella jirzyn [ __ ] Illinois juris pillagers all those well are you doing a baby bubble found a jungle temple oh I found a buried treasure map like for the buried treasure inside of it anyway haha lame

Let’s pray for me good please oh that’s a sound what sound was it Jeff oh like a stronghold maybe or Bank beg for your life are you are you extorting the bear or [ __ ] whoa that sound like a lot of BAM I’m gonna keep on exploring be awesome

If we could find that a villager a pillager villager we won’t we might we could we won’t I’m flying do you guys want to fly hahahahahaha no I’m good I’m flying oh there’s another Panda Oh what kind of panned are you I’m having a drastic park like river village village that’s cool

Looks wicked forms like a happy pail well I think I found bamboo uh you found like a a single God bamboo onesie check Twitter and everything exploded she’s not even lovely computer should I get flying Ryan I mean eyes you know it’s at this point

I just we need a we need an exit point here we need we need extract here’s an exit I’m gonna eat this poisonous I couldn’t change my game mode for some reason there I can fix that yeah Ryan would you fast-forward me to flying okay and then maybe we’ll find a village and

Then we’ll make it nighttime and see what happens so I found one bamboo shoot’ just one is it bad that I buried that panda and covered it so like the suffocate I don’t think there’s a they don’t breathe oxygen I can hear him eating through the hole there was I

Planted bamboo down there maybe he’s eating that was nicer you should really ration him while he was his last meal the eating sounds more like no he’s eating that and then he has the squeaky you’re like what do you think what happened if I kill this Panda

I’m the only bear here [ __ ] you got some bear Envy is that what’s happening you got a very busy people you’ve gotta bury me do do do do do with the pan dude from your panda base remember wait the bamboo okay so that actually tickled Matt Bragg’s diseased heart okay

In my head Jeremy I pictured your face while you’re doing that and I looked over to verify it was identical it was like kind of sucked in and like loose-lipped slash on a bit and my eyes slightly cross why did you make it clear

Again I did it why do you want it right I figured maybe we can find a [ __ ] lightning creeper or something just anything I mean I can summon lightning village Diwali village that’s nice oh it’s a big one get me over there Ron okay oh there’s a

Water Panda um I think what you mean is a drowning pan there’s a woodland village oh wow this place is cool yes so they customized the villages to be more appropriate Oh baby we’re panda wet panda is my next heavy metal band they say it sounds like a

Porno yeah that’s uh that’s Jeff Mike plays him right when wet hand oh yeah good wife that’s sweet bear he was playing a band Kyle he would be like no we playing suckling Satan’s Panda yeah are you guys I see some over here too yeah we just sucked me off yeah I’ll do

That sure this village is cool Michael do you kill the Panda man you know I want to know is what’s inside the Panda also the campfire is very cool oh yeah there’s a campfire I’ll be Ryan yeah is that what is it really this waters really tropical water is like light

Green you got him was he eating a panda Helen you you slit up the Panda got on line out he it was natural its I don’t what never to say it Wow oh no my turn I threw that in his whole back thing is I just go front of me back off this

Villagers like giving me attitude pillagin right clicking he shakes his head Michael you tried oh yeah they do do that yeah well he’s oh yeah he’s giving me some to give me too and then he gets right up on he’s giving me to like Captain Marvel careful you know milk to

Him back Wow he put a hat on and now he can trade with me oh you know he was just waiting for his profession have you tamed the pilita I didn’t do she’s on break put a hat on now he’s giving me two together a second he’s like alright

I’ll show you my inventory it was [ __ ] my coach like cut this one open yeah you killers no he’s not he’s not talking about a panda I can’t oh there goes by the way I found three diamonds it still sucks but an empty mouth can’t I’m there’s so many

Pigs I’m trying to slaughter me I got o of the killing the pig it’s not that bad what’s better it was what do you got our cartography table oh my brain shut off for a second oh what’s up keV it was just bamboo fell out you killed him huh

You didn’t do stop putting words in his mouth you kill the pain to bear I slit ethics aside would you eat a panda yes yeah well I mean you shouldn’t endangered [ __ ] I wouldn’t eat it why that’s what I said ethics aside oh oh yeah I’m already dead it’s not

Fine if you don’t eat it that doesn’t bring it back to life if I’m starving man a kitten looks delicious Jesus is there start in what situations starving I’m starving I’m gonna die unless I eat this Kok that you’d get it qualify it a bit you sound like oh I haven’t had lunch

Today it’s all charming man if Brian’s like I haven’t eaten since breakfast got to eat this cat I wouldn’t eat a cat Ryan’s in an elevator that’s taking a little too long to get up the foot couple flight of stairs we need to find one of these [ __ ] pillager out

Whatever sounds so cool there any creepers around anywhere all right there’s a skeleton I love it Jack he’s gonna find a supercharged creeper he could be awesome at the end of Minecraft yeah he’d wouldn’t ever I see a lot of rain I see light Lane whoa oh I’ll catch

Fire I see some guy creeping out a window three coal pile jerkin you jerking your [ __ ] [ __ ] in there you’ve got a food take your [ __ ] [ __ ] out zombies gonna rip it off like Kindles but it’ll have them know they have their noses oh I got

A creeper up here I’m looking at your baby villager he’s in a box just gonna watch it can I throw him some copper or something some nugs oh yeah I got two creepers in front of those lightning rod has anybody seen any foxes no we could

Look for fog oh those are in a certain biome as well of course they are Gavin you put your nut sack on the stonecutter oh it’s it’s lightning like crazy I needs to be the tallest thing I got another village Jack do you also have eyes and a creeper in this door

Yeah I do yeah I’m what she want as well I’m walking around in circles dragging the creeper than it lagged then I was like well this is I got two of them what an incredibly slim chance you’re relying on there oh you know all right well I’m in

The village so at nighttime maybe it’ll get pillaged nighttime now isn’t it or is it just Randy’s just shitty weather darkish eh is it nighttime Jack Ryan or just shrine did you set whether to she I didn’t have any control how that is it’s real shitty as a little baby village running around

He’s fast he’s one from Zambia run little guy alright maybe I’ll see a supercharged creeper dude I’m what I’m hoping this one go hey guys it’s night cuz I’m sleeping well I’m in a village that doesn’t appear to be pillaged there it’s a lie lightning where are you whoa oh oh

Wow okay did you summon the lightning no is that a creeper creeper let off yeah dad you have it I’ll send you to Michael there thank you slightly close god I’ve got so many things behind me right now Oh buddy oh [ __ ] a spider I mean I’m in

A biome with I believe spruce trees all right I got a creeper pit down no you son of a [ __ ] which which is that underneath me where’s that it oh [ __ ] you got up oh that was why he left probably he was smarter than you [ __ ]

Guys there was a zombie by the way I’m learning that well iron chestplate I’m gonna wear it I will release this tropical fish into non tropical waters Ryan is partaking an eco-terrorism I’m releasing a gun fish into Arctic waters what the hell is going on over what is

This what is this what are you this you see you stand by that guy being just a village oh mighty just set the ground on fire over the Gauss back out there’s a long lightning all right traffic creeper I have so much [ __ ] meat though I got

33 raw pork chops 16 raw beef that cooked mutton Gavin drop that I thought was the Panda which I thought was totally weird but I just went with it you thought you thought it was so accurate that you showed it to someone else oh I mean believe him you know and I

Went weird I don’t know [ __ ] oh my god the little baby village is gonna eat my burns he did get eaten there he’s getting getting it good make sure they finish him off gonna be come over oh [ __ ] lag yeah Oh bad Oh goddamn it

Lag me a [ __ ] he’s getting oh oh he’s getting bit it doesn’t seem to be thundering or lightning any more than the lightning may have stopped all right well this village does not seem to be pulling what do you find I found a pillager outpost yeah [ __ ]

Creepers and a pig I’m so excited I [ __ ] his book gone yep guys look oh yeah nice so hard dammit oh boy Michael what [ __ ] not that many Jeremy all right well there’s – sounds like a bunch of sounds like they’re dead oh yeah check

Out the cage of the iron hold a minute oh [ __ ] did we get in this thing there’s no one inside I think there’s like they’re trying to kill us maybe there’s maybe they’re out pillaging I’d pick there’s a clearly warhead pillager hey you can kill oh I

Think I’m being creative so they’re not mad at me but all the crust but listen the Gavin get me murk up some logs I got carrots why is he was is it me Oh Ryan you’re gonna have to change me to adventure for some reason I can’t do it get payload

Son oh they have dark oak logs Wow pillaging has been going very well for them apparently how do you Shh no fault man so this is just a little pillager house sounds a pillager and fort doors are for court pillage ow we did it it would be fun to to defend a

Village against these [ __ ] well there’s a way out there’s a way all right in the head you startled me did I really yeah no I mean no no I’m startled me when you died Oh Sam I fully intended I’m lacking you in the head I just couldn’t believe you died I was

Getting ready to warp Gavin back here some want me in two seconds one two I see what you were calling you born I like it but you put a lot of faith in Ryan liberated the iron golem you’re free sir is he working for us gap I

Don’t know where your crap oh when I look I’m carrying it you want it back no you can have it there’s one right here with us fighting us oh my dick dick oh there’s one I keep yeah I can hear I’m going Wow do I have my dick no it’s in your head

Oh back your [ __ ] head five I don’t have it I’ll make you here iron golem that’s right in the top of your noggin yep that’s you and I are best friends now iron golem I’ve saved you I imprint on me I’ll be your body your best friend

Nobody I know hold to be amazing nothing but net that I hit you in here crave all right so we found the pillager we had to find them those we found the pillars your house [ __ ] we [ __ ] chased them – you won’t have to their houses and wipe them out what else was

New in this update since a pillage all those grindstones and [ __ ] that are in the different villages villagers are very different most exciting the sand snow sand snow most excel s– right yeah there’s something new groups of pillagers can I don’t know if it’s always but they have a leader and if you

Kill the leader who apparently has a large banner that he holds you kill him you get a status effect called bad omen and the next time you go into a village it will be raided oh I think I’ve found I may have found something over here I

Think I may have found a village from pretty close to here yeah I’m at the village I let the village right next to it where the pillagers must have been hanging out where they were pillaging or do it well it’s so it one is gonna have oh wait someone has

The status effect I think cuz the banners on the ground no I don’t off the side of the I was gonna come and run at you with the banners and I was the bad guy that’s why you died oh my god there’s smoke coming out of this house

Oh they cooking has always been smoking minecraft yeah I’m not always walk top minecraft what village bana huh pick this up well Gavin’s having a stroke Hospital yep what do you what do you see right does say block dot minecraft oh my god wicked does anyone have a status effect just

Take a look real quick you knew no all right well this village must have been the one that they were coming to attack them oh my god where are we kill it the Fox was right over here Ryan we’re right over here it was going down to

Hill and then I saw the villager are the punks what is this where is he right where’s he’s over here he’s got sweet berries in his mouth like Alice oh oh I hope and it coming our Fox he’s fleeing car you gotta like get them to come up

To you there’s thorns they’re thorns I’m gonna see what it’s like to die on foot so what hey Ryan what is your thing over here on fire oh that’s cool Oh discoveries don’t worry villagers we’ve liberated you from the pillagers and the evil Fox oh here

Comes here comes there you go this is Santa’s worst nightmare the chimney which is the death fire Michael boom are you a ghost Michael I’m above you Jack look up oh there you are if we get 15 more no chili you slip guys gonna become fat man or some [ __ ]

Alright did you get oh there were two beds of this house it’s painful we should stop let’s stop alright bye everyone