Playing as a HELPFUL GOLDFISH In Minecraft!

Lurking in the waters of minecraft is the cutest goldfish you’ve never seen when my friend is forever sad this little goldfish is here to help with her amazing abilities she can help any player do anything and everything but when jealous players want her as a pet

They’re going to see just how angry this little fish can get come on you gotta see my new pet oh casey you seem so happy about it you don’t understand this is the best pet in minecraft ever oh yeah right dumb pets for your opinion gene come on casey show me your passion

All right whatever uh-huh are you ready and there he is oh it’s a oh um you like them uh what is the goldfish doing huh oh i think cupcake learned a new trick um um that’s so awesome i i don’t know all right let me see this yeah that fish is dead

What what no way gene you’re just jealous that my goldfish is better than yours gene don’t be such a jerk about it what we’re just telling the truth i’ll show you cupcake do flip oh no yeah cupcake do a flip i’m waiting um yeah she’s fine she’s not dead I’m sorry sometimes these things happen yeah well uh okay thank you all for coming here today we are here to honor a wonderful fish and uh casey i told you you can’t object to this kind of thing well casey i know it’s hard but i’m sure cupcake lived a

Long healthy fishy life when did you get them yesterday hey casey i can’t get anywhere it’s okay it’s okay casey oh no um oh no bad cat drop cupcake oh the shot going live oh oh no oh uh i’m sorry my don’t need your bad attitude with this beautiful get out of

Here i didn’t know anything thank you okay jean all right don’t you wait i chase the upset even more let me try to cheer you up again ever again there’s no use cheering me off no casey it’s okay more casey that’s gotta be wait a minute there is

Something i can do for casey you know what she wants a goldfish pet i can give her a goldfish pet let’s just eat this and oh oh there’s a lot of fishy salads one fishy two fishy red fishy oh look at this oh this is so cute okay all right let’s

See oh bubble wait wait wait what’s happening what what what oh i am the cutest little girl oh my god wait a minute okay okay wait a minute oh wait i have powers oh look at that oh i have a oh a water blast what does that do oh Oh i’m gonna be the most powerful goldfishy ever okay all right you know what i got this whoa oh no oh no i gotta make it up there okay all right i got this i got this i can make it okay okay that feels better i’m not a cry baby Oh there’s lots of water in here huh a pretty good fish oh will you be my new pet i think i’ll name you Oh i know just the place to put you i have these things i have an idea okay wait a minute Wow that’s amazing yup it’s a new big tank for me to live in oh she’s so happy one would have loved oh it’s okay look i have an idea i come through this way and then i float through over here this way and hello huh oh let’s see let me impress you even

More don’t cry don’t cry watch watch my quest whoa there we go oh look at you you’re so cute look i can walk around not like any other fish oh we have to go show the others all right yeah new fish Follow me oh they’re smiling solid waste pieces oh hey casey what’s up i have a new fish cupcake too i guess that’s cool or whatever but like fish are lame is this your pet casey yeah there can be more than one cool pet peers oh i beg to

Differ casey obviously the only cool pet in the whole wide well this shape what do you know you’re dumb Oh come on pierce sheep fish right if y’all hide might buy your new fish friend huh yeah well so let’s see what you think about this style fair start fish now you know how sheep are superior it’s raining fish sticks don’t worry kiki i’ll hear you with the power of gnash oh

Wow that fish is so cool oh thank you wish i had its powers and people start picking casey i heard you crying okay love i mean are you all right it’s okay my fish fixed everything you’re what yeah my new fish cookie too what this fish saved you

I could have helped i no it’s a magical fish okay hey uh kc any chance i could you know uh borrow your fish for a little bit hang out with it and uh you know be great to have use its powers that’s actually a good idea let him borrow the fish forever

Yes do it What’s going on so oh i’m going farther back Fish burrow fish i love my fish fish meow i mean blah blah blah oh follow me this way we can go mining oh this one okay all right so she wants to go mining oh i can help with that oh it’s right here hey yeah

I uh wanted to see if you uh wanted to hang out together you know i know you said couldn’t borrow the fish at all but uh maybe you can go mining be friends that seems a little weird yes sure come on mommy now he’s really pretty he’s not pretty

Excited about this so let’s go get some oh check it out iron right there oh perfect that was looking pretty good for yourself i’m sure your pickaxe is running low um why does he keep looking wow there’s so much iron here amazing isn’t it keep going when what’s up it just keeps going

Oh what my wait what was that uh i don’t know it’s a little gravelly all of a sudden um but it’s okay your fish is safe your fish is perfectly safe you’re gonna be taking no way whoa what the heck nothing’s going on in here Let me go get some from my house casey wait where am i oh i’m in a toilet what no way oh get me out of here yuck okay here’s somebody one way or another no no no no maybe if i give her bad cookies then she’ll be so sad she want

To do anything but give me the fish Oh bubble bubble bubble hey whoa that is such a cool in case you lost her fish fish in the meantime get out of here oh your powers are so ow hey i want to be your friend fishy come on just want to be your friend please

I’ll give you i’ll give you a fish cookie or a remote bird death nation fish cookie huh cookies no thank you whoa i gotta get out of here come on okay see man you’re a gassy fish swimming bubbles oh casey’s over here casey oh don’t worry there you are

Hey where’s noye hmm i guess he didn’t want to hang out after all oh let’s go home um i want to hang out with you i love this she’s so happy oh i love my fish knock knock doc doc doc huh ooh i wonder who that is a special package delivery that doesn’t

Sound good no casey no casey don’t be dumb no no okay hello oh no no no no no all right let’s go let’s go let’s go let’s go So hard anyway i oh yeah my my villainous monologue the letter went no and just me i guess what i’m doing because everyone on the server thinks that this fish is so uh well this fish is great it’s not that great but it’s mine it’s there so now that i have the

Well first step [Laughter] he’s gonna get down all right fish do a trick uh nope fine you know what if you aren’t gonna come out and play i too can play this game if you don’t wanna do any tricks with me and show me how cool you

Are then you’re just gonna have to swim with the fishes like you know what come on All right get on in there we’ll see how long you hold your breath in there little fish [Laughter] How are you doing this it’s just you just keep swimming it’s yeah what oh hey casey no no no no i’m just trying to drive your fish i mean uh nothing hi it’s a fish it lives in water yeah apparently now i know that why didn’t you tell me that before huh Enough i’m done with fish in general i just uh you know what not pulling me oh no hate water gross bathroom wonderful okay you know i can use the pipe system to get to casey’s place let’s go Oh yes i know you won’t stop talking about it anyway let’s just forget about this fish business all right why don’t we go fishing i mean um i mean i mean we could find other you’re fish oh great fantastic we can all go fishing now

Yeah great oh yeah i can use my bowl because i’m limited all right yeah let’s go to the pond i guess well here we are with a nice fishing no that water works good on fish instead of bad fish yeah hey guys look who’s also here oh hey hey casey hey oh

Yeah maybe you two can do something about it we’re just doing something by catching ourselves a better fish that’s better than yours Like this one this one’s good to see look at it my friend to help me when i’m being picked on by players like pierce then i’m gonna find another fish will be my good friend to help defend me my big victim yeah what do you sound like you

Hating around kc so yeah this fish is a threat to the minecraft server it’s very much obviously a danger yeah we should we should just flush it again just in case wait hold on i don’t want to flush it cupcake casey i’m done with all this fish nonsense

Now get away from my girl you floppy smelly fish you know that’s it i mean i could have been even worse there you go thank you oh that fish is controlling your mind casey not true don’t believe him i’ll fix this for you i swear it that’s it get him my homie whoa

I was already you guys need old genius what’s that fish doing here why is it an old fishbowl Oh my right now god man that is the most metal fish apocalypse i have ever seen i love you i love you too i’m gonna fish this i mean fix this yeah i think we should take cover right about now zane okay Zayn gets a hold of my fishy powers he’s gonna do something really bad i can feel it he gets really dumb when he gets jealous i’ve done it i’ve had a breakthrough oh no i made a land shark oh that whoa do you have a question why

Come on i made a cupcake three just for you [Applause] oh the fish apocalypse is starting back up oh boy get him oh it’s a super sharknado it’s not really safe out here i think just a few more strikes might be able to do it get him See cupcake two is amazing oh now cupcake three where’s thank you can’t get rid of my problems i guess this I didn’t do anything yeah help just have a cookie You better get out of here zayn i know you did this you were jealous fine i’m gonna work on cupcake four and then you’ll love me oh my gosh please look it’s okay sometimes it’s okay look sometimes sad things happen it’s okay to be sad and angry

About things but what’s important is to remember who cupcake was and all the happy times that cupcake and cupcake 2 had with you trust me you were the best thing in their life and you know they loved you and they would want you to be happy

It’s okay to hurt you know what i think i’m gonna avenge cupcakes too oh uh well zane’s house is over how so yeah all [Laughter] oh man