Playing As The GODDESS Of My Minecraft World!

Mal is the goddess of Minecraft with infinite power but the server is an itty-bitty living space and my job is to watch over everyone okay okay right look we got a little Steve a little Alex everything’s so teeny tiny no it’s the best okay okay who is here what is this

Evo is this your house it’s the new size [Applause] oh I’m sorry that’s right because dolls are for babies yeah now you guys are Keen why would you do that because it was smaller than me and I can’t no one is bigger than me and no one controls me

I can do whatever I want all right it’s time for us to go we actually have things to do more things to do very important anyway bye it’s okay maybe they’re right maybe dolls are for babies oh those aren’t for babies I’ll show them I’ll show them real good I’m gonna

Go down to my basement because inside of my basement I actually have one of the greatest secrets ever known to Minecraft in here oh there we go I am now the goddess of Minecraft this is my lovely space where I can keep a watch over the Sun and the Moon I’ll

Be probably wondering after how do you control the server well you know what behind this door over here is the entire server the entire Minecraft world actually oh look this is my hair oh she’s so tiny and over here dolls are for babies [Applause] that’s okay Kim I’ll take revenge it’s okay fishing fishing so boring okay let’s see I got Casey’s house we got noise house and uh oh okay I bet you’re wondering why I invited you over yeah no honestly I am I can’t wait you had this whole thing going on what’s Happening I

I got something super special to show you okay good it’s a surprise Dude Love surprise but what you got we’ve got a lot of gold that I got yeah I’m not surprised oh no what do you mean you’re not surprised by this but it’s it’s very shiny and heavy

Is it like magic disappearing gold like what what happened there that’s weird no no this is just my normal average wonderful I wasn’t sure about it at first but this is actually really cool like think of all the things Well you know I have my secrets my ways of doing things uh but yeah it looks like you’re uh you’re little now so here I I took away your gold I’m so sorry you know what I’m gonna do it there’s your gold bags this is very nice that’s definitely not my goal

It’s been a lovely day and I I really I love you bud but I think it’s time for me to be heading out for the day I’m just gonna hey hey I gotta go to my room [Applause] Uh I’ve always been big I’m large and in charge and Kim I am the goddess of this Minecraft server what you want you know I can do whatever I want like Kim here’s your gold back here’s some Goldfish there you go yeah yeah no one is bigger than me and no one

Controls me I can do whatever I want oh hey you may want to run ready I just gotta go This great look at It home I have a home Kim you have a home oh you didn’t make a home on this sir you know what I I will share with you how about this look at this you see this house yeah yeah you see this house right here watch this watch this the power of

A goddess bam look at that my house yeah it’s your house now all right you keep you keep everything but the basement don’t go in the basement understood oh okay why don’t you go on the basement I’m watching you okay all right um speaking of watching people oh

Why this is happening why did you upset a goddess this seems like a really bad plan man I don’t know about this this wasn’t a goddess when I was upsetting her yeah so they all says I’m up here I’m watching you guys forever now forever like even in the bathroom though

But you two need to understand I am and as long as I’m watching you guys are gonna do any more pranks on This Server you understand yes ma’am okay but you also can’t watch us both at the same time right my goals back yeah when are you gonna stop me while

Pierce gets away yeah I’m gonna stop you also when did Kim get this house it’s kind of big I know it’s a really nice house isn’t it like you’re not gonna get in the house [Laughter] where are you doing I want my gold I got him I got him oh my God

Oh my God I want to get in the sink what happened to your sink work ugly orange turn them off your yes they are though I mean look they’re blue so therefore they must be mine there’s there’s no way I can’t believe those stole all my seats just

Gotta go ahead and grab these and I’ll grab what’s right yeah just grabbing my sheep that you stole from me but how could I have sold your sheep you were my sheep in here I got this noise don’t worry oh also I’m the goddess of Minecraft server oh hi I thought wow yeah

Okay okay come on sheep all right come with me sheep don’t worry no I got it bring him over and uh you know those are my sheep right here get it get it hey hey guys uh hey you guys want to want some buttons baby oh no oh they

Really don’t want the money all right now your animals are saved and also those are actually your sheep I watched the whole thing happen you’re welcome guys let’s go back it’s time to make dinner some mint sauce and Pierce hi hi how’s it going just uh what’s up normal normal everyday

Minecraft stuff no pranks yes what is they what a wonderful day out in this paradise of Minecraft and also being observed by every living second of Our Lives by a giant woman time to go mining in the mine I don’t like how you’re talking where are you doing I think it’s over here come on come on come on I don’t know how far we have to go oh you found it wow it’s quick what do we do what do we do obviously what are you freaking out about we got it break it in the face the thundercrowd sometimes bad things

Happen on the ground I get it is whatever yeah something happened who is out there show yourself Zayn up here hello hi oh now you can see me good good good good good good good good I’m gonna open I have no idea you had a secret base down here look at this you have a secret base so we better investigate places where I come down here to think

And things like that he’s fine you’re here I need to talk to you about something I I have something I want to talk to Casey about oh don’t wait wait I’ll take care of them don’t worry I got them oh wait what nah okay Zayn what did you want to talk

About are you okay yeah so before we get to that what the heck happened why are you so big I’ve always been huge I’ve been really tall my entire life yep yep yeah I’m calling sauce but I’ve got bigger things to worry about like what well I’m

Casey out to get some more but I want to make it special whoa specials oh so so you mean like like Birchwood no I said special Spirits would I mean like I really want to impress her jungle wood before Irene Say Hey Hey That’s My Name

Okay okay just come right this way don’t look up don’t look up just keep looking at the ground follow my voice okay right down the steps nice and easy okay over here to the left to your left that’s a keep straightforward and almost there and now you can open up right Oh here you go where did you get all of that from my house because I’m awesome saying I got you I got you don’t worry we’ll one up him here we go here we go we’ll go right there put this right here look at that and then I’ll do some of what this

Spruce out of nowhere your own very own tree what’s going on here why don’t we Spruce it up what they are cheating and I’m not cheating she’s helping them and not us okay well that case is gross yes that’s not what we need sabotage zombies zombies zombies I got you Ian

Hey Casey up here yeah it’s me looking up so big I told you I’d get big and strong one day Let’s see wait no but you got the oh I don’t go go chase her go chase her love her go do something oh my gosh you’ve already established I have a hard time with the feelings thing get her some flour get here’s some flour put some flour I’ll put some flour Down

Casey please come out for a second let’s talk all right no what come on it wasn’t that big of a okay aphmau Buster door down please sure there you go oh no no no no it’s fine it’s fine it’s fine just see what I wanted to make it

Up to you so look at what we have here what’s your favorite flowers see yeah so All right foreign Oh look at everyone it’s so nice and peaceful on the server I’m doing a really good job as their goddess oh look at this what’s happening oh Ian is oh he’s he’s in the water look at all he’s Minecraft things this is really boring okay all

Right you know I need to start some drama or something I need to do something all right let’s see what if I were to put this right here and just make it really big like really big put a lot down there and see what they do they

Can awesome oh look I got one I got one got one catching an attention I need I need to pickaxe okay oh he’s getting a pika he’s not telling him oh my gosh oh look at that hey guys Play-Doh Harvest is looking pretty good this season I

Think we’ll have uh baby food for another four days or something just saying looking really nice [Applause] all right guys first I had to go get a pickaxe and everything attention little Minecraft players tiny little Minecraft players this is me right here yes yes I put that down I put that down um

So okay why I’m here to give you all of this but it only belongs to the prettiest Minecraft player on the server thank you very much I accept and I accept it one second uh we all know that Casey is the prettiest one on this server yeah wow excuse me I’m the prettiest

Everybody look at me I’m gorgeous look at me you smell like mutton every time you get out of bed that’s not a bug it’s a feature I know you’re trying to impress Casey but I’ve had enough of this it’s been nothing but doing that and I I deserve this you deserve it oh

Let’s count the ways how that is wrong everyone knows I don’t know about that one that was not the time I need you sir excuse me Minecraft players uh Mike I suggest War too [Laughter] okay you know I’m gonna I’m gonna explode something here so that way they can get distracted okay there we go okay people yeah I’ll help you there we go okay there we go outside how’s it going over there buddy you’re looking a little time

Um Hey listen I I actually have um a deal I want to make dude that you want to make I would like to present you an offering so that you will sabotage the other side oh you know what that’s not I can get used to an offering nobody’s

Ever offered me something okay okay uh so uh to the Great Goddess I offer you diamonds and potatoes okay all right I will accept this offering but all right yes I will go and stop it you’re welcome oh and here here’s a bunch of dogs raise them raise them good oh thank you

Goddess sorry this isn’t fair how come you gave them what they gave me offerings and I’m just being offered to me from you well give me a sec what’s happening okay first of all I’m on fire hang on hang on okay okay I have brought to you a a Noble gift for

A noble ruler the bestest of jewels the shiniest of shines I bring you a guild All the gold I have come here just didn’t help us okay all right here I’ll give you some doggies too here’s some doggies [Laughter] no you’re the Beast Master get over here yes done a bunch of doggies them as well fire down no no no no no no that’s not

What we need here man take some bones I think that you oh I think this is all this is a nice doggies oh thank you thank you hey that’s a dog you vile creature in the war of us gets in you excuse me you’re the betrayer and you will mean attack Hey this fight must be seriously I’m in my happy place right now put out some fires this is getting me out of here oh they won’t stop hiding oh no oh no the girls are fighting oh no okay all right all right you know what I think I’ve had

Enough of this one humans listen to me five dollar fights guys I will end all this everything will go back to normal on the server only if one thing happens what is it anything which is I’m so tired Ian must admit that dolls are not for babies they’re for everyone

Um these years of war have been too caught on Twitter too long yes I don’t want you dude be betrayed or feel betrayed anymore I’m fine dolls who are not for babies if you want to play with dolls it’s totally fine and cool even if I don’t

Like it it doesn’t mean it’s for babies good Pierce you too because you were you you’re meanie I I actually really like playing with dolls back to normal it’s gonna burn first so just expect a little bit of a burning oh but this is the recess

You may need to put the fire out a little bit more there we go hey thanks for the gold sword I’ll be seeing you bud I hope nobody was lying by the way um I I totally wasn’t lying it’s like it’s fine what’s that in your hand in physique pleasure I should probably

Be in Celsius thank you Those dolls come with a dream home well you know action figures are technically dolls right Ian what no no