PLAYING CURSED MINECRAFT

Ah guys today we’re playing cursed minecraft it’s cursed evilly weird what is cursed minecraft exactly it’s basically things in Minecraft except it’s wrong it’s just wrong I’ll give you some examples there’s this creeper that just looks like a chest breaking you can break this pig with the diamond pickaxe I don’t

Know what is that that shouldn’t be in the game it’s not in the game that might be in the game I don’t really know I haven’t played minecraft in a while I don’t know what they’re doing now cursed That’s cursed that’s Steve that’s chicken Steve that’s cursed that’s a big old chest you kidding that doesn’t make those standards of a new day since that’s cursed is this a mod is this a real mod cuz if it is I need to find it that’s just I don’t know what that does

Teammate what am I looking at but its chest but it’s a wheel it’s a chest wheel there’s not even circles in Minecraft how do you do that anyway you get the idea basically this is not for night by the way I don’t want the title

At the top to confuse you not for night no that’s not what the game is so what I thought would be fun is after I installed a bunch of these texture packs you can already tell my minecraft is completely messed up and we’re just gonna see how far I can get nothing is

Gonna look how it should and that’s the best point of the thing if you don’t get it by now then dumb hello friend how are you you’re just a little chest Steve aren’t you you little god you’re so cute all the dirt is actually stone so that’s

That’s one that’s one thing we’re gonna have to keep track of see chest chicken over there another this cows cow Steve Steve cow I believe hey don’t don’t give me any lip don’t give me any lip buddy alright my first things first we got to

Start off we gotta get some wood I don’t know what this is this doesn’t look like wood maybe it’s leaves is it leaves except they’re colored differently oh oh yeah so the wood is the leaves and the leaves is the wood okay alright I’m onto

You game I know I know I know how I know how to do this we got to find out what a crafting table looks like no I don’t remember any of the Kedah no don’t drop that here we go this is just Oakwood what are the crafting recipes different – I literally

Lose would I lose wood if I try to make it like that all this is bed this is bed what am I supposed to know oh no this is bad I really done myself dirty huh what is this okay so the dirt is stone stone is dirt okay good we’re learning

See we’re learning and what is this what is that that’s coal I think actually I think that might be cold everything is kind of like just reversed so we should be able to figure this out pretty pretty easily until we get down the line I mean

I don’t even know how to craft anything so I don’t know how I’m gonna do anything I’m sorry Pig I’m sorry Steve is this cannibalism I don’t know I don’t know if this constitutes is that I’m gonna have a nice raw Steve chop for dinner I’m roasting my buddy over the fire I’m

Sorry I know I shouldn’t be doing it but I really need to look up these crafting recipe I didn’t know crafting got messed up – oh yeah also the water is lava that’s another thing this is so freakin confusing man I’m not gonna last long out here I’m already getting kind of hot

Already getting kind of sweaty I wasn’t sweating when the video started though I know it might look like that because my hair but I just got out of the shower okay because I’m clean actually clean guy all right I’m gonna have to eat some of this fresh chicken or chest it’s just

Wood I guess it’s a pack of wild chest creatures what are they llama what are you are you supposed to be in our pack of aah did you spit at me yeah that’s an alpaca that’s an OPEC all right I know watching you how much in you Becca what what what

What what I need food I’m gonna die I’m so stupid I have to make planks first it’s been that long it’s been that long since I’ve in the crafting table looks exactly the same bro not really the counter was like a combination of all the crafting tables but still what all

Right dude I’m losing my mind I don’t know if you just got here what a sticks look like steaks look like sticks this isn’t as cursed as I thought it was man I’m doing fine I am doing a-okay that’s dirt stand what is this doesn’t look like saying what is that there’s almost

Like a darker sand that’s not cursed I was trying to find a mod that also mixes up crafting recipes and I thought this one did what obvious he doesn’t and now just make me feel alright dude I gotta start a fire something bro why don’t you get cooking why didn’t I

Make a shovel I need a shovel I need pickaxe then I’m ready to go coal right there look at me now look at me now can’t trick me game most because your texture pack isn’t that good go for that gold looking for that gold dare yonder come here

Nah coal is actually fool’s gold this is gonna be a long day I mean it’s already actually been an entire day Suns going down and I’m probably gonna die from some creatures of the night because I don’t know what they look like well I mean I dunno I dunno what they look like

But at the same time I don’t they are also disguised probably as Steve’s and or chests if I had to guess but there’s no telling okay here we go do this up real quick we got a dirt furnace then we put this in there gold down there

Cooking baby we’re good I wish the the crafting table and the furnace were switched that would be so funny you cook things in the crafting table that see that’s an X that’s next level that’s what I’m talking about that’s what I was looking for uh-oh Steve’s those Steve’s

They’re looking for me they’re trying to hunt me down I owe money also the moons and the Suns are also chests everything’s made out J’s gotta eat up this chicken I’m going mining for the night I don’t even know how I’m gonna mine anything I don’t know what anything

Was like what is this right here it’s that and they sit tight I don’t know what that is what else do I need I need a pickaxe I need a new pickaxe start pickaxe there is dirt is better than wood in this universe I don’t get it

Alright anyway let’s go look at some of the mobs what is it just a bunch of dirt is that a Steve spider Steve Steve that’s not Steve a lot of monsters out there what the heck is that what is this what is this rain is this ray is this

What rain looks like there’s just chests everywhere what or I mean it really it looks like poop I really wanna looks like man I don’t get ah please don’t please don’t kill me I can’t see anything I can’t say oh god this is awful this is

The worst whose idea was this hey yeah let’s turn the drain into chests that’ll be fun for the players it’s really good oh god I’m just digging a hole we’re staying underground until the chest storm is over with oh I hear water Kami’s I hear some water don’t know

Where it is I hear it don’t see eat somewhere where is this thing it’s very loud now I should be right on top of it let there be light what the heck is that why is the freakin torch purple I don’t get that whatever doesn’t matter because I found some more

Looks like Doody not sure what it is though I think it might be iron yes finally we’re moving up in the world we got duty armored after this we’re all set we’re all ready to go dude more I’m a cursed minecraft god also I’m pretty sure diamonds look like

Gravel so that’s gonna be a really difficult thing to try to look for especially in the dark I’m not using my torches as I should be how is it still raining I can’t see anything this isn’t gonna be a very fun episode if I can’t see things

Okay guys so I turned one of the texture packs off the free the chest one as you can see by this chicken who no longer looks like a chest and now it’s snowing so I’m assuming surpass have taken over it’s a unanimous decision now rain is snow but that’s okay because I can

Actually see things now so it does kind of suck because some of the textures are changed but as soon as it stops raining I will switch them back alright we gotta set up shop somewhere I have no idea where I was last because it was raining chests and I couldn’t see anything in

For a little while I was just running I was just running aimlessly which isn’t really a good idea if you’re trying to get back somewhere if you can’t see anything so yeah that kind of sucks I don’t think we’re ever gonna see that that base again she’s a really good base to things

Crafting table and a furnace but that’s fine that’s all you need oh you know what hey we can we can live in this cave we can live in this cave right here and it’ll be better than the last base I’m not gonna let that discourage me I’m

Not gonna let that discourage me this is my home now and if anybody’s in here please respectfully leave ok there’s nobody in here see I have nothing to worry about this is my own cave I’ll do it like they used to do back in the day

You know the bones all over the cave so people know to stay out but then when you get in the back it’s actually really nice a coffee shop that’s how our ancestors used to do it and that’s how I’m gonna do it the old-school way we at

Least still have a crafting table which is good we need another dirt furnace we’re gonna need another dirt furnace use some of this gold got cook up our foods alright that’s brewing what should we do I want to make a house in this game because I usually would

Make a house out of stone but in this game it’s dirt and I don’t want to look like a pleb I think I might have to do them no no actually wood looks the same so I’ll just do that that’s probably why they didn’t change these because people

Like oh I still want to build things bro anyway so that’s gonna be my mining cave and then I’ll make a little place right here to sleep be a nice little cabin a little place for me myself and I to settle down when the night is over and I

Am weary from my travels hey what is this is that what water looks like now probably cuz it was part of another oh that’s lover that’s laughs no ha ha dang it oh god where’s love I need a jumping lava I need jumping lava all there’s no lava

Oh I’m dead no that’s all my stuff dangit I didn’t make a bed I was just about to oh god I need a I need to find out where I just was dude okay blue mountains I all look for the water mountains I don’t even know if how far

Could I’ve got okay there’s a hill right here there’s a hill right here I was get on top of the hill and we’ll be good I gotta make it back home this isn’t good blue mountains mountains right is that where I was I don’t know that’s what snow looks like I think snow

Just looks like water okay that’s where I’m going if this is really where I was I don’t know how in the heck I got here it must have just been by just pure random wandering or maybe this is a different mountain and I lost my stuff forever and there’s no hope for me

Probably the last one Oh God please please please please please don’t do this quick escape quick escape yeah I made it I made it to the top of the mountain now I just have to navigate myself back home and I should be okay there it is no no no no

No skeleton no my stuff I got all my stuff okay we’re good we’re we are okay where’s my torches so nothing spawns in here this is wolf okay I don’t have enough fur bed I’d wrapped in I have no way out and I’m gonna go hungry never mind I’m not because I have chicken and I have steak I have a four-course meal here we have to go out there we have to fight or we have to stay here like cowards and I’m not gonna

Do that last part ah please don’t blow up my house please don’t blow up my house please don’t blow up my house okay they’re not gonna blow my house dude should I get some bones for no apparent reason whatsoever do that chest that chest boys looking at me no stay away stay away

Oh skeleton sees me now not good I’m gonna have to assassinate you down here where your friend can’t see you oh god he sees me look buddy you don’t gotta do this Oh God Shanta Darrow or maybe he’s just a regular arrow I don’t know I can’t

Tell with this texture pack I don’t know no no no no no you’re not gonna you’re not gonna be pleased with me I’m gonna bamboozle you yeah I also need to make a chest I know I know there’s a lot of chests running around but they’re not real chests okay they’re frauds they’re

All frauds chest it actually looks like a chest fantastic I’m gonna throw all this stuff in they’re gonna get rid of the dirt because I don’t need it or the stone what we’re gonna make this why am I doing this make it a mess making a mess in here frantically crafting I

Definitely need a sword so we’re gonna go with zorp we’re gonna go with the sword hahahaha I’m God okay I’m gonna be a hack because nobody aims for the ankles oh it’s just armor that’s sick okay all right I feel way better about it now I thought it was gonna be poop

Warmer but I’m a chest bro I’m a frickin chest yeah you better die drown drown in the oxygen must climb to the highest peak I need to stay away from that it even makes water noises I think that’s why I seriously thought it was water they switched the sounds before I was going

Around looking for lava I heard that lava I was like oh that has to be actual lava but no the sounds are switched – don’t look at me like that Steve don’t you sit there and you judge judge me with your eyes okay buddy I’ll kick you out there’s none I’ll kick you

Out to number oh okay right off this mountain no more mountain for you guys I think that’s where we’re gonna have to end this episode of cursed minecraft origins the movie if you guys want to see more cursed minecraft on the channel definitely let me know because I had a

Lot of fun with this and I kind of want to play more there’s plenty of things we haven’t seen yet I don’t know I guess it depends how much you guys like this whether or not I do this again I didn’t even get to make a freaking band yet and

That’s like that’s like the first thing you have to do if I can see your sheep from here I’m gonna make it bed real quick I only see pigs and Stevens oh I see one I see you sheep Steve you can’t hide from me we did it we did it we did

It looking good Steve we did it heck yes okay now now we can make it bed oh wait my house isn’t even big hold on my house is it big enough for the bed what I’m such an idiot we’re good quick fix quick fix ready boom I don’t know why I didn’t fit

Anywhere else but whatever you always sleep at night oh yeah but what I didn’t even need to beg it but I need to sleep in here or else if I die I’ll spawn somewhere else whatever we’re not far I can do it next time if there is a next

Time I don’t know I made a bed in a house and I got stuff and we had a pretty fun experience I already basically did my outro so I’m not gonna say it again but you know I will say take it easy take it easy