Playing GTA 5 Without Breaking Any Laws!

We will be playing gta and breaking zero laws no laws broken today we’re following the rules we’re gonna give you guys challenges and you have to complete them without breaking the law seriously i will try and whoever has the least amount of points has to eat a couple minutes i’m lactose intolerant

I will die if i have to do that the first objective is to get a haircut whoever gets a haircut first in the game gets a point if you break a law you lose a point can i borrow cars that’s breaking the law okay well i’m running

Wait chris you broke a law uh-uh you you just cut that car off no the pedestrians have a right-of-way and there’s no doubt away in the middle of the road no there’s no crosswalk like right here i have the right-of-way uh it sounds like a lot broken to me i’m allowed to

Cross this path right here right go go for it oh he’s breaking more laws right now he’s just running on a sidewalk i’m running on the sidewalk what a little snitch you are i’m walking i’m just walking i’m literally walking you can run it’s not illegal to run chandler look i’m about

To get a haircut see look i’m right here come on let’s go gotta cross here gotta cross hey i’m crossing here hey i’m crossing it i’m waiting for this this light here and it’s not changing okay there we go all right i got a cab coming yes there’s my cab

I’m allowed to get in this vehicle why is my cab going away come back wait is chandler already had a hair cuttery boom snip snip baby that was a thousand dollar haircut you just got one point what yeah chandler already got a haircut what how

He had to have broke laws oh that john looked good too yeah it looked good how did chandler already get a hair chandler already got a haircut boys i’m like so chandler has one point both of you have zero sorry i really can’t eat mayonnaise chandler don’t move everyone stop where

You are all right i’m not moving i got two stars for that well that means you broke a lot i can’t jump out of a movie you you lost a point i mean hey if you have two stars you broke a lot that’s i mean come on that’s fine carl killed

Somebody at the beginning what a snitch dude before we started it was before we started the next objective is you have to go to the very tippy top of the map i could do that i’m getting shot for just existing i mean you should have broke the law

Sorry man all right let’s go to my waypoint buddy let’s go all right this is the gripping content you were looking for all of us sitting in cabs okay let’s go go taxi go my guy is just running red lights watch him he doesn’t care look he doesn’t care how many miles left

Is your taxi ride 7.0 how many you got 6.5 oh look at him stopping though at a red light pass this guy he’s going slow come on he’s literally going the incorrect way my dudes are going the wrong way my guy’s going the wrong way come on my guy my guy’s killing it

Pass him pass the motorcycle there’s another lane go around why are you behind a motorcycle chris you know you could just get out and go punch the guy no that’s against the law and i’m following the law even though apparently getting out of a car is

Breaking the law yes he got past the motorcycle he might be breaking the law by going too slow on a highway right now that is actually against the law you’re not allowed to go under like 15 under chris is in the lead chris is in the lead i’m at six miles

If you press escape it stops come on keep going don’t go going okay we’re good we’re good deal of a lifetime that seems illegal sir i’m gonna need you to close that all right carl how many miles you at uh three he’s such a little lie hey lying’s against the law

Yes it is we live in the u.s of america for some reason my taxi driver took me to leicester and i’m and he’s i’m just talking to him i want him driving like this guy just riding on people’s butts getting past people not being behind this stupid cadillac look at this guy

He’s killing it bro what the heck is going on i don’t know these people me and lester going through it right now i don’t know why well i hope you don’t punch a lot of story that’d be breaking the law i would never watch lester i’m watching though

Did chandler steal a car i didn’t do anything bro they just got me off to lester for no reason oh wait lester’s a a criminal he’s a federal criminal and you’re doing it no no no no no i’m not that’s got to be at least 30 points

Oh how about you ran 30 red lights then my taxi driver did it i can’t help it that’s good actually continue watching this cut soon i think it’s probably good for you are you not even going to get to the waypoint all right my taxi guy is driving me

Right now oh my god i wish he kicked me out just putting peanuts on your desk uh jimmy yeah is there anything illegal about him putting peanuts on my desk i left to go talk to chandler because i thought that i was kind of trying to bait you into

Making me jump out of my car i knew that’s what you were trying to do i’m just enjoying this nice ride through this desert i may or may not step out of this room for 30 seconds oh really yeah so i might be doing that

That was a lot let’s see if we can catch on the act what’s going on i’m doing the legal thing oh what’s going on in here oh you just tried to punch them oh yeah carl carl you have a star punching thin air that was threatening play the clip back

Carl you threatened him with an air punch you just lost a point you’re a negative one jimmy it’s so weird i actually found this car that somebody must have given to me as a present for free breaking a window is obviously illegal carl carl you now have negative you’ve never

Been a window in your life i have and i’ve gone to jail so yeah guys we’re gonna spend 24 hours in jail this is an actual jail cell all right i got a star but i still got this car now right yeah but now you’re negative two points

Okay i think this will actually help me so i just got to go to that little rock right there and i’m good i win chris is at the top of the map you are now zero points zero chandler chandler’s still in the lead with one all right

First one of you to make a thousand dollars legally gets a point how this game is literally about making money illegally nope there’s one thing that’s not illegal four-wheeler riding oh jordan there’s rando’s joining quickly join it’s gonna get way higher these kids are sweaty

I also didn’t say it had to be gta you know in case you could just make a thousand dollars right now in real life i’ll sell you this ring for a thousand dollars what’s it worth 1500 i’ll pass chris is about to sell stocks for a thousand dollars carl what are you about

To tweet i will say one it to me for a thousand dollars any takers go go go come on guys chris is typing in a security code i’ll take four there we go four thousand i’ll believe it when you get the thousand dollars all right i made a thousand dollars all

Right chris actually made a thousand dollars chris you now have one point carl you still have negative two points how does this not count and chandler you have one point yes i do carl you know you’re gonna have to eat mayonnaise your negative two points my man’s gonna be mulching mayonnaise

Hey chris if me and you work together we don’t have to eat mayonnaise yo let’s just like make sure we’re good and then just mess with carl so that way he eats mayonnaise wait a minute what did i just hear was that teaming yeah no colluding against carl

If i if i catch a whiff of it again i’m not gonna be so lenient he’s still gonna eat mayonnaise though yeah see what no i think we all want carl d mannis all right what’s the next challenge what’s our next challenge this next challenge is a three-part special first to get a

Car legally first to get a boat legally and first to get a plane legally this is literally impossible that’s gonna take forever i have like ten thousand dollars in this game so first to get a car all right legally it’s free to me order done there’s no way to make money in gta

No you’re not as well you’re gonna spend money to make sure you don’t have to yes i hate mayonnaise chris what are you doing everybody be quiet so i can focus on what i’m doing what are you doing don’t ask me questions figure it out for yourself yes

Please i don’t want to eat man guys carl just bought two million dollars okay i bought the plane what are we just by to win right now yes we are by to win shut your mom i’m about to commit a illegal act just to take your bread and then lose a point

And i’ll still beat you what card did you use whatever’s on this account if it’s not my account that’s my card it’s for the channel yeah it is but you didn’t ask for my permission that is fraud he used someone else’s card that’s fraud he didn’t use his own card

Carl would you not say using my card without permission is right i switched it to my paypal you did use your paypal he used my credit card chris we have to dock a point oh okay all right so now you’re at zero i hate everything and everyone

Playing it you can’t get money without there’s no legal way to get money i’m going to do it right now i’m going to gamble at the casino but for what i have i swear to god i was thinking about doing that and then i didn’t i got to bro

It’s the only way all right give me 30k 30k no rp no i literally just bought a garage what what do you mean i don’t have anywhere to store this vehicle this game is confusing where is my car i just got it oh carl just got a point

He is now only negative one chris is still on zero chandler still has two i can get an airplane though you just gotta be called to one thing chris his name is called bad egg why did i bet on him if you or chris get one of them

Then carl is in dead last guaranteed and he has to eat the mayonnaise so i i need to buy a boat then yeah oh one just one of you has to get the boat before carl does can i jump out of my plane is that illegal that’s illegal it’s illegal legal come

On bad egg come on bad egg oh my gosh oh my god he’s going he’s at first let’s go i’ve been on the wrong line yes yes please yeah baby get in all right carl just got the plane he now has zero points what is he doing

What are you doing getting the plane i got i pressed get out of the taxi i’m done i’m not i literally am doing everything i can and it just gives me stars for no reason i’m gonna break my computer i swear to god i got it chris i’m gonna kick it you

Have no chance of losing whichever one of them gets a boat first the other one loses and has to manage how the hell did you manage to get all three because he got the car first that was we cannot travel anywhere we can’t go anywhere the taxi is useless

All right congratulations carl carl bought that boat legally and just stepped foot in it carl now has one point chandler has one point and the challenge is over and chris had zero hey i just woke up and this is the first thing i get to eat this morning mayonnaise oh yeah oh