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What are you wearing what am i wearing what are you wearing dude what do you mean what am i wearing you you’re i’m i’m a mexican monkey fool you got on little undies too you don’t have anything you’re like a slick piece of meat with eyes eddie what on this survival

Mission we bring nothing do you know what we’re doing today what do you know what this is the start of this is the start of team gay hardcore vr survival we’re in hardcore we are in hardcore that means that if we die why didn’t you tell me we were in

Hardcore i thought we were just gonna have a chill minecraft session um yeah sorry that’s kind of that’s kind of boring i thought i’d spice it up a little bit so wait wait is this at least the new 1.17 update with the enchiladas yeah bro they added the mexican food this is the

Enchilada update oh [ __ ] that zombie that’s zombies jesus why did we start at night all right i’ll fight off the zombie just get some wood this is actually scary you found the ocean holy [ __ ] it’s deep down there what the [ __ ] how where are we um i think we’re on an island

There’s a village here with some people okay juicy whatever you do we can’t go that way because they’re skeletons if that creeper sees this dude the series is over this would be a one-minute video all right all right i got three wood blocks juicy eddie what’s this what’s what

If we’re gonna be playing minecraft together we cannot be doing this what can i be doing what you don’t cut down half of a tree cabron i was desperate i wasn’t done what was that oh dolphins oh there’s dolphins jumping can you wait can can you grab on to them

And swim with them and [ __ ] that’d be cool oh [ __ ] oh god okay oh god oh god juicy fend him off i’m gonna make a weapon real quick okay yeah yeah oh god there’s another one he’s he brought his whole crew bro oh [ __ ] eddie anybody i’m going up

I’m going i’m going i’m going forward right now i don’t even know how do you place a block oh there we go i don’t know what the controls are in vr there’s so many [ __ ] controls and it’s so confusing that’s like the last thing you want to hear when starting minecraft [ __ ] hardcore

How do you place a block juicy i got a sword josie oh my god oh my bad turned on pvp i’m sorry i cut you it’s fine dude the wounds will heal but the emotional scars will never go away do you need therapy are you emotionally scarred because i

Didn’t break the whole tree earlier yes dude i swear to god if you don’t fill up your creeper holes too i’m i’m gonna have to leave this island wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute let me see the top of your head can you look down real quick man don’t

Look why does the top of your head look like josh tubbs i bet you ain’t never seen a minecraft skin with a receding hairline have you you’re working on it they said if you squeeze melons on your on your scalp it’ll make the hair follicles grow back is it working i’ve

Been doing it for about three months yeah i can see it like just uh it’s like working a little bit it’s like uh one hair right there i’m sorry i’m sorry i got a pickaxe i got a sword can you make me a pickaxe Shut up yes i can make you pick eggs eddie eddie eddie come here huh it’s our first sunrise together sing me a song juicy sing me a song [Applause] okay never sing again cabron come on bro we gotta we got [ __ ] to do we got time to be enjoying the [ __ ] sunset this

Is a minecraft hardcore series are we just going to spend our entire time here on this island next to a village oh okay here i made you a pickaxe there’s hay bales which means we can make bread do you see that zombie kind of just deposing in front of that tree bro

Yeah dude he’s he’s waiting for us he’s trying to hide from the sun he’s in the shade what a [ __ ] hey come here come here buddy come here oh my god look at all these melons oh [ __ ] hey hey [ __ ] you hey come on get away from our

All right i guess we should uh see if anyone lives here i don’t know let’s just check out the buildings hola hello buenas tienen tortillas i’m here to occupy your island do you guys have enchiladas in here no enchiladas i think we gotta check the next one hello

Anyone here i don’t think there’s anyone here juicy yo they got watermelons though i’m about to eat some hey look rub this on your head maybe come here come here come here come here come here maybe it’ll help with juicy you know what i like about vr minecraft what is that you literally

Have to sit here and beat the [ __ ] out of rock stuff like actually you have to use your pants like the emotion beat the [ __ ] out of it this is gonna get exhausting after a while oh you can eat by putting stuff up to your mouth yo realistic minecraft let’s take

Minecraft dude i’m eating melons out here oh there’s a cat yo you want to beat the [ __ ] out of that cat yeah dude actually let’s go kill that cat objective number one in minecraft hardcore vr kill that [ __ ] cat go go go go go go pincha cooler [Applause]

Boys grill em grill em we need food i got hand movements [ __ ] get him get him juicy i hit him he’s running into the mine hello [ __ ] hardcore hardcore we were not prepared for this he knew oh eddie yeah yeah check this out check this out i got a

Map of the area what though that way is just more savannah it looks like but this village seems to go into the jungle it’s it’s it’s a big island that’s it it’s a big [ __ ] island i think we’re stuck here eddie no yeah yeah no here come here

Come here look it’s literally just an island what are you [ __ ] kidding me yeah no yes no no yes yes we’re [ __ ] stuck already no no what if we keep going that way i mean uh we can go check it out let’s go check it out dude

Here all right have your [ __ ] map back you over you ever snorted some of that dolphin dust man what’s the dolphin dust bro and the viagra these villagers got is crazy dude do they make your dick stand six feet tall you ever ate cat flakes before

One of cat flakes i’ve never eaten that [ __ ] before what are you talking about so you take a cat and you leave him out in the sun for three months and he grind up his bones and snored him what the [ __ ] juicy [ __ ] get you [ __ ] up my guy

All right let’s go let’s go survey the island let’s get out of here bro come on let’s go play the [ __ ] game first before we go let me uh get some cobblestone and make us some better tools i’m not using these wack ass [ __ ] wooden tools oh [ __ ] eddie it’s

Getting dark juicy don’t say that eddie i think we should go i think we should go back to the village real quick and and sleep look it we it wouldn’t have been this bad if you you would have shut the [ __ ] up the entire time instead of talking about some cats ringing bells

Talking about some map some [ __ ] and now look we’ve spent the entire [ __ ] day where’d you go do you see daddy oh go on where the [ __ ] did you come from i was with you the whole time eddie go on keep going i’m saying if you wouldn’t have spent

The entire [ __ ] day talking i’m done with your [ __ ] come on let’s go [ __ ] sleep hola buenastades prestan mi casa pucasa uh ring uh how do you get him out of here he’s not he’s not coming out sir let me uh let me sleep in your bed all

Right i’m on the bed dude go go find a bed real quick oh i found bread not not that bendeco get a bed oh okay i thought you said bread juicy i’m scared there’s two villagers in here with me they’re in the bed with me oh my god

I’m mexican not french i don’t want the eiffel tower look he’s glowing green [ __ ] bro he’s glittering he’s got glitter juicy juicy uh good morning how’d you sleep i don’t want to talk about it juicy who are those kids are these boyfriends bro i don’t want to talk about

It then weren’t you sleeping in there though then those guys just come out no no no juicy dog i’ve never have someone ask me if they could inspect my with their monocle and he had a threesome with the villagers shut up boy with the villagers they called me bendy why do they call

You bendy it wasn’t because i played bendy in the ink machine in my channel the most flexible monkey i’ve ever [ __ ] okay okay let me make these tools so we can go uh adventure and check out the rest of the [ __ ] island all right eddie yeah what you got bro

What you got did you make me some [ __ ] no you said you were gonna go make us tools for the uh i made myself some tools i mean you look like a big boy chimp huh [ __ ] you’re a big chimp you can make yourself some tools man don’t be lazy

Juicy can you please shut the [ __ ] up bro i’m trying to just make some tools juicy please juicy okay i’m done hey how’s it going how are you doing in my [ __ ] way dude stop you making some tools over there silly monkey yes i am yes i am can you please

Get out of my way hey what are you making maybe a bucket i made a sword no i’ll beat the [ __ ] out of you with it oh please that one’s stone that one will actually hurt all right eddie it’s about midday i say we go uh uh actually

Let me pull out my compass how did you get a compass um i sucked off a villager for it howdy where did you get red stone and [ __ ] what i sucked off a villager for it okay that makes sense i’m being honest with you i’m just telling you the truth

All right let’s head out so i didn’t get anything for what happened last night but you get a compass man you got a room to stay in man where’d you sleep where’d i sleep man i just broke into someone’s house kicked him out of their bed and went to sleep

You got to assert your dominance on these village people eddie or they’ll just eiffel tower you that’s just how it works look it’s not an entire island wait no [ __ ] yes it is oh [ __ ] i think it is just an island i think it’s an island juicy

Wait wait but maybe it keeps going maybe maybe maybe let’s keep going let’s keep going yeah maybe if we go far enough that way it’ll it’ll turn into a continent or something maybe maybe [Laughter] [ __ ] hell dude no it is [ __ ] me it’s just an island okay juicy um we’re stuck

Here by the end of this episode we need to build a boat and we need to keep going south if anything we’ll get to mexico and i know which way to go once we get there you know a guy i know a guy okay here’s the game plan

All right i’m gonna draw it in the sand so village is here okay we are here so what we’re gonna do we’re gonna go to the village kill everybody take all their food sorry sorry scratch that scratch that that’s [ __ ] up we’re gonna make a boat first

And then we’re gonna kill everybody then take their food and then we’re gonna take everything that we can carry off the island kill all the animals and sail south to mexico [ __ ] yeah that sounds like my kind of plan let’s go [ __ ] it let’s do it all right oh yeah oh chicken juicy

Juicy what are you doing to that chicken bro yeah oh nothing nothing i’m just gathering wood eddie dude those i say otherwise i’m just gathering one focus on the mission is it normal for [ __ ] with receding hairlines to [ __ ] chickens is it normal for chimps with stupid underwear to be

Stinky you know what at least i can [ __ ] stab you with my sword ow dude i can do the same [ __ ] i swear to god don’t move why because i got you a present would you get me i got you a raw chicken breast i actually don’t want that because it probably has

Lunch chicken bread watch your damn chicken press bro come on i know you want a raw chicken breast juicy it’s day two and we haven’t progressed a single bit uh we should probably juicy yeah uh you’ve been talking all [ __ ] day again uh it’s night time we need to get

Back to the village before we get [ __ ] dude you’re right you’re right we’re in a hardcore mode we actually can’t play you can’t be [ __ ] around at night where’d you go that scared me i fell into a [ __ ] hole dude juicy juicy hurry hurry there’s a skeleton behind you there’s a skeleton

Behind you okay i see the lights i see the lights creepers creepers are spawning in front of us run spiders fight this [ __ ] got him got him got him run run run run run there’s another spider juicy run hurry there’s creepers and [ __ ] they’re okay he pursues me

[ __ ] [ __ ] to the village this is bad juicy i don’t want to go into the room with anybody waiting for me there’s there’s [ __ ] mobs out here you have to go in there i don’t want to juicy oh my god he’s waiting for you he’s waiting we don’t have time no i

Don’t want to juicy [ __ ] get in good night get out juicy please i’m sorry eddie juicy juicy villagers what does that mean i’m going to kill all the villagers keep it down we haven’t made boats yet i’m going to kill every one of you [ __ ] hold up hold up jesus christ dude you

Can’t [ __ ] can’t be going around screaming that dude why are you having me wait because we gotta make boats we gotta make escape boats can’t we just kill them and then make the boats gotta be ready to make a quick getaway for what no one’s gonna come after us everyone will be dead

Yeah it’s like you know everything eddie you act like you know every single thing about these people huh i made two boats i made two boats why’d you make two boats um well i got an oak boat which perfectly matches my skin and then i got uh

That boat for you i got an akasia boat now i have three boats so if if your boat has a leak i have two extra ones for me but you don’t have one for you i’ll make another boat juicy it’s midday again and we haven’t done [ __ ]

Okay first what we need to do eddie before we start killing people we have to get all these hay bales because you can make each hay bale and do it with three pieces of bread come on eddie get the hay bales you’re putting me to work i just wanted to play minecraft hardcore

You’re like yeah you get it you do hardcore it means you die the first if you die once a year you’re [ __ ] stupid and now i’m just trying to kill the villagers and you’re like because you could be the best i don’t even sound like that hey dude i’m like

No i don’t dude at least i’m not like like your [ __ ] monkey head ass real mature bro real mature yeah go eat a go eat a banana stinky yeah go eat a dick you [ __ ] that that’s [ __ ] that’s rich coming from you huh okay yeah just because i needed a bed i

Needed a bed huh okay i don’t want to [ __ ] hear it dude i needed a bed to stay in i didn’t have any money climb up another trees i made a choice i had to sell myself i’m a good salesman what can i say this is getting dark dude we gotta get

Off this island all right eddie i’m gonna ring the bell that should attract all the villagers all right do it do it hello i probably shouldn’t have screamed that i was gonna kill all of them they’re supposed to come out when you ring the bell the villagers there’s a monkey here

Hey look i want to get in bed again yeah i got i got the monkeys in village square all looped up ready to go all right that’s not working yeah where the [ __ ] did they go juicy we’re just gonna have to go house by house

And burn it all down do you still have that piece of iron i know exactly what you’re thinking let’s burn this whole [ __ ] place to the ground and get the [ __ ] out of here bro come on operation free monkey is a go come on burn that house first that one first

That one first one that one first this one right here this one that’s the one where it all happens i’m going to take this bed as a souvenir actually this one let’s see if anybody’s home leave them in there lock the door nice nice ha ha hardcore minecraft

This is for [ __ ] my monkey all right yeah you tell him eddie all right anyone home nope nope burn it yeah okay we missed one we missed one at the beach i’m actually going to take that bed as well because we’re going to need it later uh eddie

You might want to get out of that house wait wait wait i was stealing [ __ ] wait juicy wait wait wait wait wait justin it’s not working i’m clicking it’s minecraft hardcore yeah whoever thought minecraft hardcore would end up like this dude eddie becomes a monkey slave and then

In retribution we burn down the village that’s right escape the island to mexico who would have thought uh eddie wait i’m taking the crafting table juicy uh eddie juicy i’m taking the crafting table bro we’re kind of besieging a village right now i really need you to get it together

What are you talking about oh [ __ ] it’s on fire wait wait wait wait come on come on oh [ __ ] why would you do that in the water die he eats a melon eat some melon they say that if you rub melon on your burns that it acts like aloe vera really well

Yeah okay uh where did all the villagers go i haven’t seen one person oh bro seriously what’s their cat bro you know how you’re supposed to kill things with a sword yeah i’m gonna make it painful for them oh god you got one end for the each of them dude

Anyone home holy [ __ ] dude where is everybody i don’t know we’ve been outed bro they knew what was gonna happen yeah how did they know though how did they know our plan look at that sheep just watching the whole village burning having a ptsd mode you go on sheep

Go to your people sheep tell them what we did here all right wait i see one i see one i see one right there [Applause] there you go that’s for what you did to my monkey take that [ __ ] i killed him [ __ ] nice i think that’s everyone that was one person i think everyone else might have died during the night um because we took their beds yeah i think that was

The last survivor [ __ ] i didn’t get a chance to stab the other two [ __ ] with the monocle nah all right i mean they could have escaped i i didn’t see him die i guess we’ll find out but eddie we gotta get off this [ __ ] island dude the sun’s about to set

Uh juicy yeah why do i only have two boats wait what do you mean one of my boats was stolen no eddie what are you trying to say they got away these [ __ ] took my boat [ __ ] uh which means that there’s no way they could have gotten to mexico by now we

Gotta go let’s go let’s go let’s go oh [ __ ] it’s getting dark too yeah dude we gotta go we gotta [ __ ] actually we gotta get the [ __ ] out of here i’m on the boat let’s go eddie go um okay which way to mexico uh uh south let me pull out my compass wait

Let me double check that south and the wind is blowing and that that’s south you know what’s funny that actually is south yeah damn dude you’re talented yeah bro that’s what those villagers said look at the dolphins jumping dude yo do you think we can ride one

I don’t think so i better not try and [ __ ] drown right now full speed ahead juicy come on eddie when we get to the land can we build a big old house with a bunch of chickens and a bunch of enchiladas and we can have a juicy room where

I can put all of my chickens and enchiladas in and we can um have our cake farm where we grow cakes yes juicy we can wait is that land did we find land bro it’s desolate and barren it’s mexico we made it i think we made it we made it wait

Wait is this just another island i don’t know go around it real quick it is it’s another [ __ ] island juicy [ __ ] oh look wait what’s that look land land it’s mexico this doesn’t look like mexico is it not i don’t remember mexico having giant mushrooms we should probably stay

In the water until daytime yeah that’s that that’s what i was thinking because they’re gonna [ __ ] us and i’ve had enough of that over the last two minecraft days yeah yeah you’ve had plenty of boning you don’t need it from a skeleton look bro it was a necessary sacrifice

For what had to be done okay you’re right holy [ __ ] there’s a sea turtle where where where right there do you want to bash it i do love bashing sea turtles [ __ ] it let’s go go [ __ ] wait this is a good idea we’re actually on hardcore no there’s a

Creeper right above them there’s no time for [ __ ] around juicy we gotta find a good place to start building a home juicy the first episode of this series can’t just be us talking for [ __ ] 20 minutes you’re right you’re right you’re right um okay so there’s a swamp here and a dark

Oak forest right there let’s keep going around the island maybe we’ll find something this is i don’t think this is an island dude what is this sweden [ __ ] it [ __ ] are we we’re in no it’s louisiana bro look at the swamp our luck’s right now there’s no more ocean juicy [ __ ]

Dude uh we can keep going around but oh i was gonna say it was did you there’s more ocean if you look over here i’m a [ __ ] idiot can we have pet dolphins at our new house eddie yes juicy we can have pet dolphins at

Our new house bro we’ll call it the gay house the gage and eddie house ready you really mean that yes juicy we’ll put a big sign up front that says the house of gay man i could kiss you right now you want a kiss i can’t i can’t reach

Bro i’m on the i’m on the boat i’m i’m on the i’m the balls are too thick [ __ ] i fell off my boat juicy is terrifying get back in the boat in vr the ocean is terrifying is actually [ __ ] terrifying in vr okay don’t you dare try and kiss me

While we’re on the boat again dude we gotta find a spot that isn’t a dark oak forest juicy if we went south all the way how did we not get to mexico maybe we overshot mexico and ended up in we could be in antarctica right now wait antarctica doesn’t have dirt

What are you talking about isn’t that where hasbul is from antarctica yeah you’re right wow antarctica looks so pretty at night yo is antarctica supposed to have giant water temples oh what the [ __ ] there’s a water temple down there oh there’s a guy right below you

Oh [ __ ] he’s got a bow run run run him in the head keep running keep running he’s coming after you the natives of antarctica are not friendly oh eddie look how beautiful the sunrise is in antarctica yo that’s a nice [ __ ] sun that’s a big-ass sun full of things yo

I think he overshot mako and when he’s [ __ ] venus dude i ain’t never seen a sunrise that big dude i think this is the place yeah josie we made it we made it eddie it’s the place it’s the place wait what place what place were we going to uh we were going

To mexico but i think we ended up in antarctica juicy i have an idea bro what if we tear down those trees and build a house at the top of a hill it’d be the coolest spot how are we going to get dolphins to the top of the hill eddie that

Doesn’t make any sense how am i going to get my enchiladas up you can carry the enchiladas with you like this like you can grab them and stuff and like put them in under your arms and [ __ ] how am i gonna get the dolphins up there

Well the dog am i gonna convince my chickens to live on top of a hill chickens like being in prairies eddie they don’t like being in [ __ ] elevation you ever been to sea world you ever seen dolphins do the big ass jumps bro like they play basketball and [ __ ]

You got a point all you got to do is build a hula hoop looking [ __ ] at the top and the dolphins will jump instinctively jump through it you’re right yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you know that’s actually a pretty good idea so first thing we got to do is cut down

Those ugly ass trees this is gonna be the coolest the gay house bro the gay house the gay house at the top of a hill i’m gonna live with a man that’s got a receding hair hairline that hasn’t worn any clothes the entire video wow okay well i’m gonna be living with a

Stupid [ __ ] monkey wearing underwear that smells i’m the coolest [ __ ] monkey around dog you see this bandana who who gave you that huh what the villagers put that on you something to grab on to no all right all right yeah yeah yeah you think you’re funny [ __ ] you know how i got this

Receding minecraft hairline eddie wow by doing hard work cutting down trees [ __ ] chickens providing for my family what are you doing huh what are you doing right now i’m trying to make you the gayest house you’ve ever seen bro one hour later uh juicy what’s up

It’s night time we spent all [ __ ] day cutting down the trees and we haven’t built a house oh sorry i saw a fish jump out of the water what were you saying cool monkey uh i’m saying we’re playing hardcore minecraft and we’re about to get mobbed because we don’t have a house

I don’t see what the big problem is let’s just start building the house who’s that who’s what this guy is he is he an antarctica native bro oh no i think that’s just a zombie it’s just a zombie that’s just that zombie they’re coming juicy they’re coming uh

I’ll kill them i’ll get them off of us juicy build the house juicy build the house what’s the house you see eddie they’re coming eddie come up here what eddie did you eddie down here in the [ __ ] hole dude this is hardcore yeah we’re supposed to build the house

Juicy well welcome to the casa del gay it’s team gay house i never thought i would hear welcome to casa del gay and then you have groaning sound sounds like runtime i actually didn’t hear you over oh [Laughter] this is not what i had in mind when you

Said we were going to build the house oh listen hey this is you get what you look we can expand there’s room to expand and there’s a spot for the chickens and there’s a spot for the dolphins and the enchiladas can go right down here damn i am back in mexico

Well juicy i got a torch i can put on the wall oh yeah look and um that should keep us warm for the night i got this bed that i took from that guy’s house oh you put a bed right there and i can put my bed

Right there and now we have a big big bed or we can do it this way so we can play footsies while we sleep what do you think okay maybe we’ll just put him normal we’ll just put him normal i just want to go to sleep i just want

To go to sleep oh [ __ ]