Poor NICO No Way Home in Minecraft! – Parody Story(Shady,Cash and Zoey TV)

Oh my gosh time to get the last fish this raw salad is going so good here we go here we go I saw this in my house right now time to go home quick quick oh I got so much raw salmon though I’m gonna cook this all for dinner wait what’s this red

Flag of my house wait quieter hello oh man I love my new home wait cry this is not your home hey man what are you doing in my house this is Milo what are you doing get out of here Nico this is my house man I just bought it wait what you see

The sign wait are you serious what’s it sign for oh it still says for sale well actually it’s just say hang on one second wait what purchased there we go purchase play clay ton hey who are you why are you in my house why you need to get your toilet

Unclogged again man what is with you weird people coming into my house all the time no what is guys get out of here it’s probably really smelly in there oh my gosh sorry about that wait how did my house even get for sale what I don’t know man

I just walked up here and it said for sale and I just bought it oh my gosh did they kick me out I have to go talk to the people at the office there’s no way who goes there oh it’s just you uh yeah don’t walk in the house anymore that’s

Mine wait a second get over here wait what let me just uh Come here boy oh well this is the place this is the office building where I bought my house but I haven’t been here in a while oh gosh sleep there’s no receptionist uh I guess I’ll just take the elevator myself hmm are they on the first floor uh nope it

Doesn’t look like it second floor uh nope you know what let’s just go all the way to the top floor oh this looks like it’s okay I think they should be in one of these rooms yes sir wait what’s going on hello come on in wait uh hello

Who is this uh this is Nico do you remember me tell this kid that the agent does not speak with people awesome okay um hello Mr Nico um Mr agent here does not speak with people I guess I’m not just people I’m a very important person

AKA a VIP look at me over there my statue um the agent said he does not care if you’re an important person or not you’re just a waste of his time are you serious yeah well I’ll be quick okay um the agent is telling me that he

Literally does not care how quick you are he does not want to speak to you at the moment frankly ever again actually so he wants you to leave his office are you serious oh my gosh well I guess there’s nothing else I could do I can’t even get my

House back quite as in it which means the only solution I could think of is buy it back from him but I have no more money anymore are you so much I need to think of ways to make some money hmm what am I good at wait I have

The perfect idea I am good at dancing well maybe not that good but maybe I could impress people let me go to the town okay I think dancing Q would be good oh crap doesn’t look so good yet but uh maybe I can get some tips okay come on

Look at me look at me check me out now what is he doing Josh I need to do it what do you like my dancing oh bro that is trash gosh dude uh you definitely need some help man why are you looking at me funny bro huh

Get me Josh give me some money oh my gosh is that another fighting Square city um what the scallop uh you wanna talk about dancing yeah sure check me out yeah yeah yeah uh that is the most pathetic dance I’ve ever seen what oh my God yeah the kid’s

Pretty right oh my gosh man that’s like that four-year-old dance bro stop doing that that’s what I was gonna say oh my gosh yo Huber you want to steal this kid’s money yeah let’s do it get over here it’s like wow come here why is Hubert

Bullying me what the heck I need my diaper changed oh gosh ooh oh my gosh I gotta go bye uh I guess dancing doesn’t really work I’m not that good at dancing actually you know what maybe I could ask Cash Cash alone nothing important to say cash I need you

Have a good nightmare ah who’s knocking at my door oh wait it sounds like Nico hold on I’m coming oh gosh oh hey Nico cash I need help with what I’m homeless now what do you mean your house is literally right there I could still see it clay pick your house look

Look what it says up purchase by Clyde for sale Nico why would you ever sell your house to Clyde that is like the worst idea ever I did it the people wait what shadow Ward oh hello Nico wait a shadowlord I didn’t know you were real I am real and now I’m

Here to destroy your city wait if I give you Ross Avenue you leave our city alone well salmon yeah I haven’t had one of those in Forever Wait but diamonds are you are you serious well you satisfied him but he’s probably gonna be back in a couple of weeks oh my

Gosh uh goodbye Shadow Lord this won’t last buddy why is he so annoying he always comes by to destroy our city I don’t know but can we talk with Clyde yeah I guess so knock knock man what’s all that Ruckus out there oh my gosh man hey what’s up hey Clyde

Oh hey Clyde how’s it going what’s up red man can I come in your house yeah what’s up what about me this is such a nice place you got you can too Nico what you can’t you can’t do me wait Clyde you have a man cave oh my gosh

Gosh my house what do you mean I thought it’s Clyde’s house oh my gosh I was trashed out even on my side whoa this place is awesome oh you did yeah yeah but since we moved in man come down here and check out my diamond stores y’all oh my gosh this is

Not even worth it can’t just even want to help me he thinks Clyde built all of this what fine how are you so rich in diamonds yeah oh my gosh I’m leaving the both of them man I’m just awesome maybe Shady could help me uh Shady Shady oh hey

What’s up Nico uh can you help me uh yeah with what well if I’m having a pretty bad day today what happened quite bought my house and I’m homeless uh Clyde like the talking movie theater llama yes he bought my house oh my goodness that’s actually pretty funny but that’s not

Purchased by Clyde that’s funny oh my gosh do you want to help me get my house back uh I guess how do we do that well it’s Shady I’m gonna need to make some money hey yo what what I’ll see you later Nico wait what’s going on yo what’s up I’m Shady

Uh you kind of sound funny what do you mean uh I don’t know you kind of sound like my friend Cash’s sister oh yeah I well whatever shady or cash doesn’t want to help me so I’m just gonna deal with things by myself maybe I can sleep at

Night in the forest uh it’s so cold outside where do I go I wish I was on my bed in my house all cozied up oh my gosh I’m so wet Hey kid hey what’s up scary man it’s just Nico wait why aren’t in the rain all alone uh

Well I kind of got stuck out here wait what yeah I don’t know where my mommy and daddy are oh my gosh well Katie should probably head home I don’t know how to get home are you serious I always see around everywhere you know how to

Get home no I’m lost oh my gosh well good luck I’m not gonna help you hey that’s mean you always best That’s why I’m gonna steal Zoe from you well where else is there to go wait the Martian Village maybe we can go Welcome you right oh not you again go away I’m going to go hey you got Intruder Intruder hey Dad we’re friends stranger danger wait a mushroom cow mortise you have to help me good morning oh gosh I forgot to feed him Todd can I sleep at your place for

The night what why would I ever like you sleep in my bed well because it’s kind of raining outside and you know my house just got sold well sorry but there’s like no space here you’re gonna have to go ask Frank Frank wait which one’s Frank again you guys all look the same

First of all no we do not and second of all Frank lives in that house over there oh well that pass is bigger than yours so goodbye knock knock