Presidents Discover Insane Mods in Minecraft S2 E10

Um hello xinping I raided the White House like you told me to and it went very well I was able to successfully distract the people inside well a see the president had to resort to using hacks and cheats to stand the chance against supreme leader but I still successfully distracted the enemy

No I didn’t lose you I just merely failed to take the W but it’s fine now I had my starved workers make me a new OP set of armor so it won’t happen again fine I will take you up on that offer but just know that I am in no need

Of training because I am already the best player on the server so I’m just doing this for entertainment purposes only me shut up you mother my car isn’t that fast because of the dumb Western sanctions so it will take time unless you decide to kindly donate me something else to

Use yo joob Bama hop on the Minecraft server we got to capture C Jinping with the help of our homie JFK okay I’m joining the server now my Aderall prescription just got refilled earlier today so I’m ready to roll bro how are we even supposed to catch Winnie the

Pooh this place seems to be a lot more secure than Moscow I I think the four of us can just surround the Chinese White House from all directions to make sure there’s no Escape Route for sheeping then we can just close in and kill his security detail with all due respect

That bullet that went through your skull must have made you stupid or something if we tried to surround sheep Ping’s Palace his 8,000 guards are just going to blow us up instantly Obama I’ve had it with you you disrespectful little I say that we use these Builder

Wands to build a giant wall around XI jinping’s house which will ensure he doesn’t escape Donnie I hate to say it but that might actually work wow I guess my plan to build a wall is so magnificent that even sleepy Joe agrees with it that’s probably why the Biden Administration just approved

Border wall Construction in Texas no it’s just that I can use my new LGBT Dynamite to cause a distraction while you build the wall if it wasn’t for my LGBT Dynamite then your plan would be bro what the hell is an LGBT Dynamite I’m guessing it turns you gay

Or some in that case we should definitely use it on Obama so he’ll finally accept that he’s married to a man God damn it Trump here we go again with the nonsense conspiracy theories but seriously what the hell is an LGBT Dynamite it’s my new invention that

Spews out hundreds of blocks and rainbow Pride colors when you throw it I also crafted some in TNT form as well Joe your inventions are always stupid but I guess your LGBT Dynamite could work to throw off the guards and buy time well I don’t agree with y’all planned back

In my days we actually got stuff done and didn’t screw around JFK stopped being so salty just because we didn’t go with your idea also your Trump how do you plan on building a wall quick enough for the Chinese to not notice Obama I am the best wall Builder on the planet what

Kind of stupid question is that look I’m already half done Donald you should have told me before you started building the wall but whatever I’m throwing my pride Dynamite to confuse the guards damn I guess Alex Jones was right all along it’s raining the gay right now and it’s

Going to affect the local frog population sheeping I did not sign up for this I thought we were going to do some simple him training see I’m not too sure about this my homie Donald Trump and his butt buddies haven’t pissed me off yet so I

Have no reason to unleash my power all over them oh hell no I ready my artillery truck right now so I can blow up JFK for Revenge after what he did to me with no Trump is cool I only care about killing JFK I’m launching my Russia supplied artillery rockets at him now

Kim what the freak bro you’re blowing up my city stop launching Rockets you oh I bad bro the calibration must be off but it should be fixed now the John F Kennedy will die for sure bro just please stop fiddling with your stupid rocket truck and come help me hey

XI Jin ping I see your name tag in there your ass has three seconds to come out right now we already killed your security godamn it Trump I’m guessing you are the that built the wall around my house you’re going to pay for this yes it was me and you’re not

Going to do anything about it as a matter of fact you have five minutes to come out before me and my millions of supporters storm the building yo guys I just got blown up by Kim jong-un’s rocket so I got to respawn and come back

How the hell do you manage to die before Joe that’s crazy but I guess you do have a track record for doing that wait guys she ping is trying to escape by digging down we got to go after his dumbass no Barack Obama and Joe Biden I kill you

Right now you better leave my C Jin ping alone hey yo I know you didn’t just say that you out of pocket for that only Joe gets the pass yeah Donald you’re going to have to deal with sheep ping by yourself me and Obama are busy beating

Up Kim Jong-un bro I swear you guys are useless but I have a lot of skills so we should be good I’m going to catch she ping stop running away you Americans I swear that’s the only thing you know how to do what can I say it’s a

Pretty good strategy when being chased by a fat ass yeah the armor that Kim Jong-un is wearing gives the slow effect that’s what my teleprompter said being fat is a sign of strength and power at least I ain’t an 80-year-old geriatric with dementia wait Kim jong’s got ender

Pearls watch out Joe Bro go away Kim Jong-un you annoying this is what happens when you go against the supreme leader Barack Obama you’re next oh hell no you messed up for that for real for real I’m going to get you back for killing the homie Joe oh we will see

About that Obama I’m coming to you right now well I an MLG pro so your silly ender pearls mean nothing burn in hell with your bud Kim Jong ill and Kim ill s damn well rap Cen ping your ass is on your own now but at least I was able

To kill John F Kennedy and dementia Joe Trump you have already lost just give up already your fat ass is not about to catch me I don’t care I’m still going to catch your ass because I never failed to win believe me not with my conveniently placed getaway weather balloon that I

Had stashed here for the perfect moment bro there’s no way you have a getaway spy balloon ready at a minute’s notice just let me catch you already yes there is is away and I’m already floating away in my weather balloon ahaha suck my nuts holy you actually do have a spy

Balloon we’re going to need an F22 fighter jet to take it down elmau stay mad Trump China number one we will prevail against you as Slicker bullies and get revenge well I guess it’s now or never if I miss this shot I’ll just blame it on sleepy Joe Yoshi Jinping I

Hope you’re ready wait put that rocket launcher away Donald how dare you shoot down my civilian weather balloon now let’s go easy double you who needs needs fighter jets to take down balloons when you have god tier aim like me God damn it this game is I was so

Close to making my grand Escape yo Trump I’m here to help you defeat sheep ping now I had to deal with Kim Jong-un for a bit but I did get this cool paraglider you got to be kidding me of course you finally show up when all the action is

Over I literally just captured his ass also put that paraglider away it looks stupid shut up I had to deal with supreme leader Kim Jong-un you’re lucky I even came whatever let’s just get the hell out of Beijing and back to DC oh yeah by the way what happened to

Joe and JFK they both died because of skill issues so they should be back at the White House but anyways I’m going to fix up this spy balloon I think we can get a lot of use out of it you dumbass the balloon got hit with an RPG so you

Can’t fix it how about we just make our own Superior version with rocket boosters nah it’s already as good as new these Alibaba Parts be built different No Cap I’m taking off right now glory to maong all right we’re finally back at the White House let’s party in celebration for today’s Victory against

The tyrants and Joe’s birthday wait it’s Joe’s birthday today I didn’t even know isn’t he turning 90 or some I don’t know bro but I guess I can give him this balloon as his present also Donnie stop acting like you’re aren’t close to Joe’s age you hag well I’m going to work on

Building my new Maximum Security Prison so we can throw Putin and she in there I have the perfect idea for the build guys stop talking so loud you all are interrupting my birthday twitch stream my viewers are going to start complaining what the freak are you talking about Joe please tell me you’re

Not live streaming right now nah I figured I’d do a twitch stream for my birthday I already had my 500 advisers set it up for me so I can get free money you got to be freaking kidding me Joe is now a twitch streamer I could have never

Seen that coming let him cook Obama this could be a good idea that makes us a lot of money and exposure especially if he does low effort reaction videos OMG I just got my first donation guys your m501 thanks for the $5 OMG it’s Joe Brandon the baby sniffer please notice

My donation Senpai Trump 2024 Trump 2024 for Trump oh ma even the people watching Joe’s stream are Trump supporters let’s go we all need to keep trolling his ass no it’s probably just a fat Maga supporting neck beard in his mom’s basement throwing away his McDonald’s

Salary money so he can trol Joe’s twitch stream via donations wait guys I got another donation happy birthday Daddy Joe Biden you’re definitely going to beat traitor Trump in 2024 my how do I turn off text to speech El ma Joe how could you fall for the oldest trick

In the book what a dumbass for real he needs to ban that stupid troll permanently with no chance of appeal attention everyone the top G has joined the server I saw that sleepy Joe was streaming on Twitch so you know your boy is going to use this opportunity to gain

Some clout go away Andrew you leech no one wants you here yeah Andrew you’re going to get me Perma banned on the twitch platform so freck off please well maybe if I invite my trafficed Romanian only fans girls they’ll let you off with just a 7-Day ban because the twitch

Admins are a bunch of sad broke simps you do have a point but either way you should help me build this Maximum Security Prison I heard you have a lot of experience with jail sales shut up broie it’s not going to be funny when your ass gets thrown in jail but

Whatever I have nothing better to do so I’ll help you guys I just got Perma banned from twitch can we get a rip in the chat please rip Joe but at least you still made a decent amount from donations you can use that to beat Trump

In 2024 yeah I’m not too sad about it the chat was pissing me off anyways also yo Donald are you done building our new prison me and Tate are pretty much done with the build Obama you can go ahead and transfer she and Putin to the new

Cell all right I have Vladimir Putin and xiin ping right here in my device but unfortunately we are missing one other detainee Obama what are you talking about only XI ping and Putin are our enemies and we got them already Obama you better not be talking about me I

Can’t go back to jail man and become the bottom G I’ve already been through so much okay I’ll give you guys a hint the outstanding suspect weighs 270 pounds and he attempted an Insurrection in episode 23 Obama you can’t be serious it was simply a fiery but mostly peaceful

Protest and that was two episodes ago just let it go man I understand that two episodes of this series is a long ass time with how lazy the guy that makes these videos is but I can’t ignore your attempt to threaten the Minecraft government so you are under arrest also

Tate I don’t like you so you get to go in my device as well and into the lava urn