Presidents Universe – US Presidents Play Minecraft Horror Maps

Hey guys what is it that we’re playing again why are we just sitting in this random house today we’re playing some Minecraft horror maps Joe I still have that bet with Donald about whether or not any of these are going to be able to scare him you are so going to

Lose that bet Barack there is literally no way that something as stupid as a damn Minecraft map is going to be able to threaten the Big D Trump I’m pretty sure that you are underestimating just how scary these Maps can get Donald Trump with command blocks and resource packs

You can basically make an entirely different game inside of Minecraft nowadays wait so you’re telling me that this isn’t another Survival series I thought that we were going to be making another challenge series Joe there literally aren’t any more challenges for us to try we have literally run through all of them by

This point oh that is so not true Donald we can still try doing survival island that one is still pretty cool right Joe Survival Island hasn’t been cool since 2010. how about we just focus on the map that we are playing right now it looks like our character is

A scary computer screen Jesus Christ can this thing just shut up already this thing is actually bursting my goddamn eardrums do all computers sound like this oh it stopped thank God I think I can feel the blood pouring out of my ears after that what the hell

Do we do now anyway all that’s happened so far is that we got reminded of how dog our computer is hold on a second Donald I think that I’m getting a call no Joe it’s just the map apparently our girlfriend Wendy is waiting for us oh hello my dearest Winnie how are you

Doing today why does all of the text in this map sound like it’s been run through Google translate like 15 different times what the hell does this guy mean by I’ll be here in 16 minutes it doesn’t really help that he then immediately goes and says that he’ll buy home for two hours

What in the actual does that mean wait why is everything black oh no did I smell too much of the funny flower again oh I don’t want to go ending up in that old house again that place was seriously dirty don’t worry Joe it’s just a transition between areas are you sure

Barack because I also usually end up waking up in forests whenever I do anything like that I am sure Joe wait where’s Winnie I thought the whole reason that we were here was so that we could meet up with her did she seriously just stand us up well joke’s on

Her does she seriously think that the Big D Trump can’t just replace her with someone that is 10 times hotter uh guys why is the music getting so intense what is going on don’t worry about it Joe oh my God I’m read right now where the hell even are

We why are there so many doors everywhere I don’t know Donald but it is seriously creeping me out do you think that there’s anything behind these doors well I can’t seem to open any of them I guess there must just be a specific area that we need to go to in order to

Progress can you see anything Barack no Donald I can’t see anything I hate to say it but do you guys think that there might just be one random door somewhere that we’re able to open that can’t be what’s happening Barack that would probably be the single worst instance of map design

Literally ever five minutes later oh my God I found it it was just some random door that I could open this is the single worst design map that I have ever played maybe it’ll get better Donald let’s just see what’s going on in this next section

At the very least there doesn’t look to be any more doors in this bit well that’d better be the damn case Barack this door here had better have something good wait there’s nothing here what the hell wait really oh no you guys don’t think that we’re trapped here do you I

Have absolutely no idea Joe maybe we need to go back to where we came in maybe opening this door has activated something back there you might just be right on that one Donald this map seems to have a serious love for blacked Outdoors not to mention all of the blacked out windows everywhere

What the hell is this place even supposed to be are we in the void or something oh there’s a new door here yet another example of the Big D Trump being right at literally everything that he has ever touched wait to you guys the entire room that you

Were in is just filled with black I think that’s just because we’re in some kind of void at the moment Joe this map loves cutting to Black almost as much as it loves doors where the hell is it taking us now why does this remind me of something you

Would see in a 2010’s fake Herobrine sighting video how the am I supposed to know Barack it was your dumb idea to play this map so far it is looking like you might need to sell some of those drones if you have any chance of making good on that bet we

Have literally only just made it to the title screen for the map Donald besides we still have another one to play after this can we make sure that the next map we play isn’t so dark not being able to see what is five feet in front of me is seriously giving me

The creeps Joe if you started playing Minecraft horror maps without any expectations of being scared then that is your own damn fault that is a little hypocritical don’t you think Donald I guess if you’re admitting that they are scary then we can go ahead and declare me the winner of the BET right

Now nice try Barack I was only saying that to Joe because of the fact that I have literally seen him get scared by the Teletubbies before oh come on Donald Are you seriously going to tell me that you don’t find those things creepy at all they’re Pokey ears and TV stomachs are

Just downright unnatural the only thing that is unnatural in that situation is you Joe the fact that you are still clinging to life despite having been around to see the iron ages the creepiest thing that I have seen all day don’t go speaking too soon Donald

We still have another 50 minutes for me to win that bet can we please just focus on getting through this maze at the moment I really don’t like being in the dark for this long it makes me feel like something is going to jump out and get me at any moment

Aha well you’re in luck then Joe I am pretty sure that I just found the end of the maze wait why the hell am I back at the beginning again oh for sake Barack did you just reset all of our progress are we seriously going to have to do that entire

Thing again calm down Donald I remember where I went to make it to the end maybe if I do it one more time then it will actually take us somewhere different but what if they change where the end of the maze is what if they just keep us trapped here forever

Oh no please don’t let them keep me here Barack I don’t think that my frail little heart could take it Joe it’s a Minecraft map if you seriously think that it is going to keep us here then we can literally just leave whenever we want but don’t you think

That the spirits will end up getting angry with us for leaving early and ruining their plans I don’t want to be rude to them you know I would hate it if I upset them in any way the spirits can suck the entirety of my left testicle Joe what the hell is a

Minecraft ghost supposed to do anyway what’s he going to do spawn a skeleton outside my workplace all right well we finally made it back to the hole wait oh for sake again this is honestly just getting ridiculous at this point you see guys this is exactly what I was talking about

What if we’ve upset the spirits of this map somehow what if they’re not going to let us leave anymore what if they do start spawning skeletons outside of our workplace well considering the fact that your workplaces the White House Joe I am pretty sure that you are going to be absolutely fine

If the government sees a skeleton magically appear outside of the white house then it would be grinded down to Ash within literal microseconds from all of the gunfire maybe you’re right Barack I really just don’t like the idea of anything bad happening to me ah oh my God something bad is happening

To me what in the actual was that supposed to be was that Jeff the killer he hasn’t been a creepypasta in like 10 years what the hell happened I went somewhere else in the Maze so I just heard the scream and that was it there was this really big and scary face Donald

Oh it was so awful I nearly had another accident oh I would have hated to make the maid so disappointed in me again What the is that noise supposed to be is that supposed to be creeping me out because if that’s the case then this map is doing a pretty dog job of it Oh my God it’s strawberry jam Joe I am pretty sure that was blood not strawberry jam ah oh my God it was blood Are you seriously or Joe it was literally just a wall with Disneyland oh please don’t go reminding me of that place Donald that creepy Mouse thing left me with

Nightmares for weeks Joe I refuse to believe that you got scared by Disneyland that place is made so that literal toddlers are Never Scared oh come on Barack we all have our phobias mine just so happened to be surrounding mice with big ears why the hell are we

Back at the PC room again anyway what the hell are we going to solve by playing some Minesweeper ooh ooh maybe we could subscribe to our own channel on this guy’s computer that’s a pretty good idea Joe oh my God I’m sorry I won’t subscribe I

Swear not a damn chance Joe we are getting our asses to 200k no matter how many smiley-eyed freaks get in our way all right well what the hell are we supposed to be doing now wait guys look there’s a door over in the corner now

I guess we just have to head over that way well I am just going to take some more of these flowers you can never have enough Greenery you know oh and here we go again with the cut to Black this had better not lead to some dumb

Maze again wait what’s going on who the hell is that apparently it’s Winnie wearing one of the most generic e-girl skins that I’ve ever seen wait Winnie wasn’t that this guy’s girlfriend oh no what happened to you Winnie I knew you were such a beautiful little thing

Wait oh you have got to be kidding me another one of these door sections was it not bad enough the first time okay now this map is starting to get seriously annoying let’s just press our faces against every door until we manage to find whichever one is the real one this is so

Unbelievably dumb oh I found it come on guys oh you have got to be kidding me wait there’s just more doors is this some kind of sick joke is this entire map just going to be a long mesh of doors oh man please don’t tell me that we’re just

Going to be locked here I don’t want to get stuck in this door prison just because of these spirits Joe we’re not stuck in here in a minute I will probably end up blowing all of these stupid doors right out of the sky this dog ass map is going to make

Me look at literally every door in life with nothing but complete and total anger oh please don’t go blowing these doors up Donald I really don’t want to go angering the spirits here any more than we already have I don’t want to go making them any more mad with us than

They already are what the hell does this sign say you’re on the wrong way what in the actual does that mean Barack you might have just picked the most dog map in the history of all dog Maps yeah I am starting to think that you actually might be right

On that one Donald I swear to God if this map tries making us play another door section then I think I might just rather forfeit the BET then finish this piece of oh come on guys at least a little bit of credit I’m sure that whoever made this map worked really

Hard on it Joe this map was probably made by a four-year-old with no arms over the course of an afternoon this map is one of the biggest pieces of dog ever how long is it going to make us run around in circles anyway this map is just one big ploy to waste

As much of your time as is physically possible what the hell is this supposed to be wait Annie and James is that us is this map trying to tell us that we’re dead oh no please don’t let me be dead I still have so much left to

Live for Joe you ran out of things to live for like 300 years ago foreign I got you you got scared by a Minecraft map Donald I so did not you that jump scare was cheap as hell and you know it you can cope all you want Donald

But that isn’t going to change the fact that you owe me a million dollars fine whatever but that isn’t going to change the fact that it still wasn’t scary even in the slightest okay well what do we do now I have absolutely zero clue Joe the computer isn’t

Doing anything and I can’t open the front door either well there isn’t anything inside of the closet we can be absolutely sure of that the only thing in the closet here is you Joe but if there isn’t anything that we can interact with anywhere then what the

Hell are we supposed to do maybe we just have to wait for the well I guess that answered my question for me didn’t it ah what is going on why is the music getting so loud are we going to be seeing more from that Winnie or something I’m not sure Donald

But it sure is trying its damn hardest to make us think that something is going to happen here oh man I really hope nothing bad happens ah oh thank God it’s just the lights wait we’re just straight back to the exact same room not the exact

Same one Donald the front door is open now but why the hell is the outside now completely made of stone is this supposed to be some kind of Asylum room or maybe it’s some kind of Tomb oh man there’s so much blood everywhere oh I hope that whoever’s blood this is are

All right forget about whoever’s blood this is Joe it’s looking like we might be the ones that aren’t all right are we just completely forgetting about the fact that we saw our own gravestone ah why is everything black all of a sudden oh my God you’ve got you’ve got

To be absolutely kidding me more doors oh this map is a total load of steroid infused horseshit don’t worry Donald I think that I have figured out the pattern I’m pretty sure that no matter how many doors that there are it is always the very last door that can be opened I

Couldn’t give any less of a about if there’s some kind of extremely lazy pattern behind the doors Joe it is still a complete waste of my time and I am going to be suing this map creator for literally everything that he is worth wait is this literally

Just the exact same door area from like two minutes ago I am pretty sure that we were literally here just a second ago yeah there’s the dumbass sign that we saw right before we got jump scared oh man you don’t think that we’re going to get jump scared

Again do you of course not Joe there wouldn’t be this massive void area if we were just going to get teleported to a jump scare again where the hell is this supposed to go anyway oh I am pretty sure that I just found where it goes Donald oh boy

This is seriously spooky you guys don’t think that anything bad actually happened here do you well considering the fact that there is literally a bunch of blood and skeletons all over the ground Joe I am willing to bet that they weren’t exactly playing hopscotch here but maybe they were playing something

Else right maybe some tag or some dodgeball Joe they’re literally all dead I don’t exactly think that any of the people here are still alive considering that they left their goddamn heads lying on the floor I everything is black again do you have you got trying to get us next they can

try Joe they would have to go through my epic ninja moves before that could ever happen literally no one has ever survived a fight against the ridiculously powerful Big D Trump why are we in a library all of a sudden well why does it have to be so dark too

It just feels like something is going to pop out at me at any point well I can’t blame you considering that the last time we were in a maze like this something actually did just pop out at random oh you two are just total pansies if

Something were to try and pop out at me at random then I would just beat the ever living crap out of it that is pretty big talk for someone who was screaming like a little girl over what was basically the exact same jump scare earlier that one doesn’t count Barack

That one was cheap and and you know it I don’t know why you hate admitting that you got scared so much Donald I admit whenever I get scared all of the time it really doesn’t affect me all of that much you know the difference here is that you don’t have a million

Dollars wagered on whether or not you’re scared Joe don’t you go thinking that you haven’t already lost that bet Donald I’m going to be expecting to see an extra million in my bank account by the time that we stop recording today do do I need to pay you a million for every

Time that I was scared too no Joe I mean you’re more than welcome to give me a million for every time that you get scared if you really want to but it was only Donald that made the bet with me so you don’t got to worry about

It oh that is such a relief I was starting to think that I might have had to go without any ice cream for a couple days in order to afford that wait a couple days Joe how much exactly do you spend on ice cream every day

I don’t know I never really keep count I am not much of a math guy you know well if you had to guess how much you spend on an average day then how much would it be uh probably somewhere around the two million dollars Mark if I had to guess

What the Joe how in the ever living do you spend two million dollars a day on ice cream that’s almost as much as I spend on McDonald’s Wait Almost Donald how in the actual are you spending more than two million dollars a day on McDonald’s I really like

McDonald’s Barack and don’t you dare judge me for it the fact that you guys aren’t dead yet is an actual work of God oh I found it I found the end of the maze finally if I spend any longer wandering around dark bookshelves then I think I might have just actually lost my

Damn mind wait you didn’t lose yours yet I gave mine up years ago we can tell Joe oh you have got to be kidding me oh my God what is it with this map and these doors oh well maybe there is some kind of significance to them guys

Maybe there is some kind of deep lore here and all of these doors have something to do with it Joe the only lore here is that we’re dead that’s not deep that’s just the basis for a pyrocynical video nice pop culture reference Donald wait why is it telling us to run I don’t

Know Joe but are you really wanting to stick around to find out oh hell no we are getting the ever living out of here right God damn now when something tells you to run you run you’re not going to catch me arguing with you Barack I’m getting

Right the out of here hey wait up for me Barack I don’t want to get caught by that thing either not a chance Joe you get right the back here you are going to be the bait for us to use so that we can escape that is your

Only function right now well it looks to me like you’re the one in last place at the moment Donald if any of us are to get caught at the moment then it is definitely going to be you boo I bet you weren’t expecting that now

Were you how long is this haul going to be it feels like oh my God it’s big scary face guy wait so was there anything even chasing us at all I’m not sure Donald at the very least though it doesn’t look like we’re dead quite just yet what in the actual

are you talking about Barack I’ve never seen a map try this hard to remind us at every turn that we’ve actually been dead this whole time do I really have to make the pyroly head joke again well at least if you do that then we might end up coming off as

Though we have actual artistic value just like gex wait why is the music player playing carnival music oh does this mean that we get to go to the carnival oh I love Carnival so much I would absolutely love to go there right now Joe we have been playing this map for

The last 20 minutes do you really think that this map is even a shred of fun within it because with how it’s been going so far there is absolutely no way that there is going to be something that involves even just the smallest amount of fun like a carnival

I’m honestly almost jealous of the main character by this point at least he gets to be dead so that he doesn’t have to go through all of the same that this dumbass map is putting us through at the moment what’s that trust me Barack the only

Thing that is upsetting me right now is just how uncomparably bored that I am because of this boring ass map next time I am going to be the one picking the maps I think that I would rather listen to Joe talk about ice cream for 20 minutes straight rather than play this

Thing oh the does that mean that I can go talking about ice cream now don’t you dare Joe I’m already having to play this map don’t you dare go making it any more insufferable than it already is ooh what’s happening now why are we just back at the house again was

It all a dream again this is definitely not the same house guys look there’s a whole other bedroom over here and the closet has some kind of hallway inside of it Donald what have we told you about being in the closet you know that you would lose voters if

It ever got out oh shut the up Barack you wish that you could get a piece of the Big D Trump most people spend their entire lives just to get the slightest chance with someone as awesome as me oh guys I found a chest oh hell yeah it’s got a damn pickaxe in

Here what the hell am I supposed to use it on though oh I remember seeing some iron bars covering the closet in the other bedroom I think that was supposed to go back over there and use the pickaxe to break the iron bars Joe you seriously do not

Want to go and start a fight with me now I am the only one here who has an actual weapon I must say they sure did give it to the right person whatever demon is going to be trying to get a piece of us next is going to have

A piece of themselves be forcefully taken out with this thing well why don’t we just focus on getting a piece of that iron bar taken out for the moment at this point I kind of just want to finish this map so that we can hopefully

Go on and play a map that doesn’t have 50 000 doors within the first 30 seconds of play time well there’s just another of these wait never mind I guess looks like we’re just going to go with a Fade to Black instead of another sit and

Listen to music section I swear to God if this next section is actually just another door section then I’m actually going to lose my damn mind well Donald had better go and check first Lord knows I really don’t think that I could handle another one of those jump scares right about now

Those things are so damn scary Joe the jump scares on this map are weak as they are literal 2010 style screamers those things have been scary in like 10 years Donald I think that you have kind of revoked your right to say that at this point

I’ve heard them make you scream at least two times now oh shut the up Barack wait why is there just a random elevator in here since when did this map turn into that one really cool Gmod game mode oh I know what you’re talking about Donald that was awesome oh boy

I wonder where we’re going wait why the hell are we back in the computer room I thought that this room was connected to the bedroom oh this isn’t even making any sense oh I am so confused Joe have you just completely forgotten about the entirety of the goddamn fever dream that

Is this map not a single thing has made sense for the entire episode so far the only thing that stayed consistent are those doors why is there just a random Rose over there is this map trying to seem like it’s got some kind of deep lore by putting poppies and doors everywhere

Funnily enough I don’t think that we’re going to be seeing a game theory on this map anytime soon holy crap we’re finally back outside I’ll take literally anything over seeing the exact same goddamn void texture over and over again even if its replacement is just some shitty Cobblestone Graves wait Graves

Oh no you don’t think that something bad happened here do you Joe it’s a literal graveyard of course something bad happened here I couldn’t give any less of a crap about what happened here the only thing that I want to know right now is what the hell it is that we’re

Supposed to be doing in order to progress I want to get this map over and done with as soon as is physically possible well there doesn’t exactly seem to be anything that we can interact with I haven’t seen any iron bars either maybe there’s some secret button somewhere or

Something I’m trying my hardest to find something Barack is this supposed to be the end of the map or something there’s nothing here oh for sake are you actually kidding me that was the end of the map oh screw this shitty map yeah that one sucked ass

Let’s hope that the next one doesn’t have any more door sections for us just get us in the next damn map already all right I am loading it up now I just checked under the goddamn vehicle and there seems to be no bomb planted underneath it which is a bit of a

Disappointment since we the presidents are going to ride it is my head not that worthy at all just hurry up and get in here already although this is not the first Class Limo that I always get picked up during my very important presidential meetings but it’ll do more importantly why are

You looking for bombs yeah something is definitely wrong with you today Donald like big time wrong ha ha why are you looking for smoke what the hell did you watch before playing with us you know just the usual some John Wick and the mission impossible series that I always love to

Binge watch and just where the hell are we going this path better not lead me to my dead dog or something I doubt that will happen and I don’t know what the hell you’re talking about but I hope the worst thing you could ever imagine happens to you

Where the hell is our driver anyways I thought you were the driver I mean considering that you actually kind of look like one and hey I found a tree house here I wonder what’s up here wow really all of that for this what the hell can I even see from here nothing

What the that was a complete waste of our time trying to figure out up there we couldn’t even see anything like buildings or something a kid probably made that for fun and we just dissed it sorry whoever might be the owner of that whoa whoa whoa holy I thought one

Of you was speaking to me inside my head and was telling me what the hell to and not to do that was trippy as I guess we have to climb up the tower I don’t know I forgot what the hell does he want from us anyways we already

Climbed up here earlier and we are seeing nothing bro blood must be trolling us watching us from a distance or something maybe we have to keep jumping so that our FBI and NASA agents can see us with the use of our privately owned satellite because our damn limo

Broke down and our driver ditched us somebody please help us yeah hell no that ain’t going to work I just know it we already climbed up there and this is actually kind of cool this time I mean it has voice acting on it this must be a great game hopefully please don’t jinx

Us it’s already starting on the wrong foot for me I mean it just told us to climb up here and nothing is happening they could have done a bit better in the storytelling criteria for me to judge and who the hell made you the judge for

This game I chose this map because I saw it on Tick Tock with kids like kindergarten age reacting to it and playing it it’s actually fun I think wait is this the right one whoa why the hell did no one tell me that Joe was the one that picked this game that actually

Explains a lot and what the do you want what tower we already climbed up there what more do you want from me I mean you didn’t ask earlier Donald so I just assumed that you knew already and this has been the third time that we’ve been climbing up here

Something better give us a hint on where we need to go yeah and how the hell is that my fault I mean I have never been at fault in my entire life so I don’t know how that feels but we clearly need to blame the both of you for choosing

This shitty ass climb up we’re already up here what the heck does it want from us I tried to Sprint far away from the tower but the game just won’t let me tell us what the heck to do bro we have to get out of here quick I need me some

Ice creams okay you know what this game is actually as rigged just like the election is this why you chose this game for us sleepy Joe just to have a low-key suggestion that everything has been rigged from the start to end I get it now bro you really have to

Start your moving on phase because you’re way too much for me right now like come on that was years ago you should really put an end to it and let it be shut the up I think I’m almost out of this damn Forest oh wait no I guess not what the is this

Game doing to me it’s making me crazy and no Barack I’d rather die than accept that rigged election this game must be broken or something it literally wants us to keep climbing up this Tower of nothing over and over again come on bro let us play give me something good I

Can’t keep scouting this place like this maybe that is what it wants us to do maybe it’s part of a big plot that we have something to do in the ending of this map like this is all a loop or a nightmare or some come on shut the up

Barack you better stop with your mouth and keep those suggestions off from the game devs because those are the most cringiest way to end a horror Minecraft map possible like we’re not kids I actually think that those suggestions are a great way of ending a story of the game

I mean who would have expected that if that actually happened like this tree house was also a big part of the story that would be cool I mean yeah that has a good point actually if we were just way too focused on the game and not care about every single detail

Then I am sure that would become a huge surprise even for us I’m back from the Start Boys the limo area yeah you guys should just shut the up because I can write up a better way to end a horror Minecraft story than those that you suggested so why don’t we

Just climb up this Tower and get this over with what the hell do you think we’ve been doing for the past hour Donald why don’t we slow down and take a look around and what the hell am I doing again I kind of forgot

Where the heck am I the more you speak Joe is the closer you’re sounding to Donald Duck from that one cartoon show I always watch and why the hell is this game keeping us from progressing I swear to God this game just wants to put all of their players in the same comfort

Zone as each and every one of them do they want to empower physical touch or something or like the power of friendship type of I am so over this but did you just say the power of friendship Barack that would actually work for me I mean you know that I am a

Big fan of that concept right we will use the power of friendship to beat this map and I’m going to use the power of my fist to beat the out of you if you don’t shut the up with those cringy ass lines that I have to keep listening to you especially that

Power of friendship lines you have to stop that looks like someone’s mad come on Donald don’t be shy I know you want to be in the group and do it with us no harm in being honest over here I won’t stop you from that wonderful experience you’re so welcome yeah like hearing you

Say that actually helps us progress in this damn game it makes me just want to quit and do something even worth my time than this I could even be doing my secret campaign right now who knows how long this rain is going to last this is going to keep raining and

We ain’t going to be able to see where the hell we’re supposed to go because this game is not letting us leave this place yeah this is so rigged Joe must have paid the developers of this game to mess with us Barack I am so convinced that was the thing that happened because

No way this would normally happen to me no way or yes way because look at where the hell you are right now does it look like I am the one restricting you from going out a certain area no because even I can’t go out so this is clearly not my

Doing or at least I don’t remember that plan yeah that would make sense too I mean you’re not even that smart to pull that off anyways now boys hurry up and get to me already because I think I found the progress area a new text log appeared when I walked through here oh

Wait did you guys read the bottom red text that appeared on your teleprompters because I did the reason why we’re so slow is because we’re bleeding to death we have to find a doctor an ice cream doctor now please yeah I don’t think they’re going to help us sleepy

Joe I mean they would help us but not in the good way they’d help us get diabetes that’s for sure a hundred percent what your doctors would do when they see you Joe yeah I don’t even need to see the receipt of the medications that Joe received from those ice cream doctors he

Has around his house the medication slip might just be a cup of vanilla ice cream every meal time three times a day or some hey why don’t you shut the up and stop dissing my ice creams doctors before I ask you a question and not just any question

A question that would surely kick your ass and make you shut up boys we don’t have time to be arguing amongst ourselves right now we have to find the doctor he might be inside this house quickly let’s find a way to notify the sleeping neighbors that we need help

Burning their houses down to the ground is the best way to do that right now and I don’t think you guys will be able to convince me otherwise Wake up sleepy heads and help me with my wound or I’m about to die yeah like can you

Guys spare us some of your time we won’t even be much of a bother we swear on our ice cream favorites mine would be choco vanilla matcha ice cream covered in whipped cream if I die I’ll become an ice cream ghosts I don’t think anyone wanted that information out

Of you sleepy Joe I mean no one would want to know your favorite if they knew that it would be a weird combination of especially with the matcha I mean yucks no one cares about what you guys freaking like and it’s going to be the

Same because no one cares if we’re going to die outside their houses right now we have to wake them up or find a way to get some bandages only if I wasn’t this slow and moving around then I could have possibly found a ladder at this point if

I just remember where the hell am I right now and where the heck I’m supposed to go what the hell am I doing again what the is up with you and your damn timing with your dementia sleepy Joe someone please open up and heal me I’ll pay you with exposure because I’m

The most greatest person alive in the world I don’t think anyone would be interested in that Donald specially if they’re leaving in the middle of nowhere and in the medieval times there would be no wife in social media and by this day in Minecraft uh

Guys I think I might be lost and I think I might have become a mermaid like Ariel in that movie I swam across the entire sea and I didn’t see anyone that would be of help they’re hiding where the hell are they I’m more concerned on how the hell did

You manage to swim with those effects in your body right now we have fatigue bro and hunger and we move slow as how the heck did you even survive and do that I think it might have been something to do with the power of friendship and the power vested upon me

By the voters that I knew and I still am thankful to them because they granted me these powers perks yeah shut the up because no one is proud that they voted you I bet everyone right now is regretting that very specific decision and wish that they elected me instead stop being

So cringe broke how about we shut the up Donald and listen to what they have to say we’re all going to die anyways if these people don’t end up helping us right now we’re bleeding to our freaking deaths wait I think something bad is happening

In this place why the hell did it turn into us helping these people you guys are supposed to serve for me and heal my wounds not the other way around this has got to have something to do with the missing ice cream I left in my freezer earlier this morning

Maybe these people took it now karma got them and we have to help them or something like that you better be kidding me right now sleepy Joe the way you’re piecing the puzzles right now is equivalent to how a one-year-old kid would solve an alphabet or shape puzzle

It won’t fit but they’d force it to work haha that seems to sound about right but where the hell are we going we really have to find some kind of Medics from this place we don’t have time to be scooby-dooing this place if I was given a chance to be part of the

Scooby gang I would definitely be that dog that dog was so cool that he can unintentionally solve the puzzle without even trying and we’re finally at the back of that crib maybe we can get in here somewhere you being Scooby-Doo is the best thing and the most accurate thing that would

Ever happen in this world I mean you match his dumbness and the amount of clumsiness he could possibly offer he can’t even pronounce his R’s I think you have it the other way around Donald the only thing Scooby-Doo can pronounce are ours and nothing else I think haha that

Would fit sleepy Joe very well and where the hell are we supposed to go now uh guys I think we have to be back here I just picked up that ax that was lying on that tree stump around that campfire we went through earlier and now I have the

Ax I can finally ask you a question shut the up sleepy Joe how many times have you made that dumb joke already it’s getting out of hand haha get it because you know you use your hand to hold the ax and yeah pretty funny right anyways hurry up and come back here that

Was actually kind of pretty depressing Donald I mean seeing that you had to explain your whole ass corny joke makes it two times more depressing haha let’s just hurry up and use that ax to break down that door Joe oh where in what house are we talking about again I

Can’t seem to remember which one is which I might end up breaking all of the houses around this block what am I doing again why do I have an ax with me I owe chill sleepy Joe come here this is the one we’re talking about hurry up and use

That ax and ax that Dora question whoa it worked uh hello who the hell are you can you please help us we just need something to eat and some bandages holy what are you doing and what the hell are you even in the first place

This is actually scary but it’s kind of creepy but I have a good feeling about you kind sir you might have the ice creams that I’m looking for holy what the hell is this guy doing this looks like some black magic type of look at that guy he’s worshiping

Something that shouldn’t even exist just look at that poster this we have to get out of here already wait wait just check everything in this house bro this is just sad this is infuriating I checked the damn freezer and he doesn’t even have ice creams in it what the hell

Is the purpose of your damn freezer if it don’t got them ice creams ah what the hell did just happen sleepy Joe and why the hell are you a ghost right now what happened to you and I’m not gonna lie I didn’t expect that level of jump scares in this game that was

Unexpected where the hell did it teleport us I was just in the bedroom earlier oh wait a Teddy a cute cute little teddy can I pet you teddy bear don’t worry I am not the boy in the toy store you can move as you see fit now

Okay what the hell is going on in this place this has to be in Poltergeist ghosts that needs some exorcism to be dealt with the next thing we know we’re in a White Hall way out of nowhere we have to get out of here hurry

And get to the chopper I mean that Teddy holy the hallway behind us just disappeared we teleported into a whole ass new location that was actually pretty dope actually how did they do that I told you that this is actually kind of cool I mean I got

Donald impressed by it too Tick Tock really did give us a good game to play with on Minecraft this is getting scarier the more we play it we can stop now I don’t want to keep changing my undies more importantly you guys are still see-through and yeah I might have

To agree to you on this one sleepy Joe that transition from that hallway to this place was actually Stone Cold that got you rock hard Barack didn’t it because that got you sounding like a whole ass game developer trying to judge the properties in a concept of the game

And why the hell am I walking so slow yeah all that dumb talk with you Donald made you forget that you’re fat as that’s probably why you’re taking the slow to walk you got the whole ass house lean into the damn left the way you’re doing it

Now hey that has to be some kind of violation that you just crossed Barack the way you just said that I ain’t even going to be mad at you because that was a good one now just where the heck are we is this a maze of some sort

Just how big is this damn house this actually reminds me of the hello neighbor we played Under the Sea where all the SpongeBobs were chasing the out of us okay I don’t actually know if you have dementia right now sleepy Joe or you’re just dumb as you got me

Dizzy by figuring out what the heck you just said mixing up two concepts in different games is a whole level of stupidity by the way I think I found the exit hurry up and turn around sleepy Joe I think that hallway was just an endless loop

So we just turned around and got out of that damn endless hallway maybe we can do something out here find the exit or something turn around you say is this even the right way to go I don’t even remember walking down this hallway did we really went through here

Because I kind of want to keep doing that hallway back there yeah that’s so easy for you to say considering the fact that you’re freaking Immortal and surviving while walking around that endless loop of a hallway is as easy as breathing for you so count me out you

Ancient living fossil hey being a mortal does come with a prize and that would be me seeing each and every one of the things I love disappear I once loved a monkey and now she’s gone forever whoa whoa whoa is this a confession that you’re doing right now

Sleepy Joe can you please save it to a podcast or something I don’t want to sit through this nonsense more importantly why did you love a monkey love doesn’t let me choose Barack I might be forgetful but I loved her as much as I loved a Bunga anyways where the hell am

I I don’t remember being in this place and I think I’m holding a cucumber right now where let me see mother trucker you don’t even know what the hell a cucumber and a cactus is did you really even went to school at all sleepy Joe because this has me questioning the entire

Educational system of our country hey don’t talk to our graceful country like that this is a cucumber and you have to turn the sea into green to convince me otherwise if that won’t happen then this is really a cucumber and that’s a fact believe what the hell you want dumbass

Because I ain’t turning the sea into a green pile of like your cucumbers you’re holding right now those are cactuses learn something or two for God’s sakes that actually got me into questioning myself if those were really cactuses or those were actually cucumber that Joe is holding this is crazy

The gaslighting powers are way too much that I almost forgot which is which if that worked on you Barack then I can actually call you and be happy to tell you that you belong to the most dumbest person in the world candidates this is making me so pissed right now just shut

Up and find the exit hey guys uh I kind of found a white room with a bed in it just a bed no toilets or toilets paper or something this looks like a prison cell for the bad guys to be honest come here and check this out yeah I

Wonder why the hell that would be there especially with the looks of the layout of this house that we’re in a long ass hallway with a room that filled with the color white and just a bed in it that would make no absolute sense maybe we

Have to wait until it’s night time so that we could progress and wake up out of this place that would actually make sense but the problem is that it’s not letting us sleep so why the heck would this be in here yeah and by the time we wake up

We’re out and away from this building and it was all a dream because we have a high fever right now everything would be all right when we finally wake up I would be so pissed if that was the entire plot of this story because I ain’t want to do something

With games like those endings I’m way too invested right now for that to be its ending like no way what the hell just happened my entire teleprompter just up and went to turn into a pitch black screen that actually scared the out of me what the hell is happening in this place

We have to get out of here quick uh do you see what I’m seeing a black figure is down that hallway and it’s trying to get us or something I just know it’s Bad News Bears from this type of Vibes it’s giving me we have to get out of here yeah I

Agree we have to get out of here quickly I’ll try and go out from that endless hallway you guys hate it Oh wait I think I just got teleported what the is going on over here please boys hurry up and help me help crap where the hell are we right now

What is up with this place and do you guys see that black figure waiting at the end of this red carpet let me get a closer look at him he might be able to let us out of this place uh I think something is wrong with your vision

Donald or you’re just starting to see things right now that isn’t what it looks like I think it’s something else it might be a nuclear weapon or something yeah I don’t think so Barack because I clearly see a guy doing some ballet tricks right now spinning in an

Endless loop of circles doing a I am number one type of pose and this is actually scaring the out of me do we have to get to him what the hell is going on in this place this is starting to give me the creeps it might be because the plot is weird as

and it’s not even telling us much of details about the lore of this game oh wait guys I think there’s something more down here what the hell is this black box that we’re in someone would die trying to study down here this would drive you mad this is absolutely wrong

And creepy holy the knife was gone I was about to grab it too so that I could finally have something to defend myself when goes south but yeah take that away from me like the good developer you are ah what the hell just happened it did it again my

Teleprompter just turned into Pitch Black did we just kill somebody or some don’t tell me that’s what we did please know oh my God this is a corpse did we do this no holy crap we were the killer of this town all along we didn’t have to kill her you know

Don’t you dare turn me into your damn accomplice because I have nothing to do with your actions my guy yeah ain’t no one taking me out to court and blaming that on me I didn’t do that or at least that’s what I remember uh Joe I think something bad

Happened with the game you recommended me and Donald right now are out and away from that room in a pitch black area did we glitch out or something either way we can’t do what the hell do you mean I’m doing just fine in this murder room

Right now where the hell are you guys oh wait I think there you are maybe we just have something to do with this room yeah this was bound to end at some point nothing could ever go right in a game that sleepy Joe recommended especially

Because he found it on Tick Tock I knew it this was rigged all along all this time wasted hey don’t talk to the game I chose like that just because your fat ass couldn’t handle it doesn’t mean that the game is at fault maybe it was you who they couldn’t

Handle being in the game wrecked it I mean nothing could ever dream of handling the guns I’m carrying if you know the gyatz I mean but yeah this was a shitty crappy gameplay that you offered a sleepy Joe you have to take some kind of responsibility or maybe we

Could just shut up for a while and try figuring it out maybe we just missed a click to interact button that would trigger us to be teleported to the next area or we could just blame the game devs I don’t think so I mean we could definitely sue the game developers for

This one making us have high hopes for it then rigging it at the last minute of the game this people be working for the government or some sabotaging me and all that whoa whoa chill out Donald no one ain’t suing any game developers on my watch maybe we did something wrong that caused

That to happen maybe we have to grab this knife out and that would fix it yeah like pulling that murder weapon out like a goddamn Excalibur from the time of King Arthur would fix this shitty ass experience that I’m getting from playing a game that has been

Suggested by Joe that’s from Tick Tock stop talking about this game Donald you can’t deny the fact that you kind of enjoyed it I can even compile it on my teleprompter the amount of times that you said you were invested in this game that would end up being used against you

In court bro false forging of evidence and that would end up giving you a whole ass time in the court and you just have to plead guilty and let me take your presidential spot so be my guest what the are you even talking about right now Donald is that how the law

Works in this country I didn’t even know those information I have to rewrite the laws right now if that’s the case just wait for a while everyone we might still be able to fix this I don’t want to leave this game like that the plot was literally hanging off the

Cliff and it was getting good too yeah that boys this was a shitty experience and I can’t take this anymore I might end up breaking and throwing my 100 000 set up in my bedroom so don’t talk to me again and goodbye wait Donald

Don’t go oh my god did he really just Rage Quit oh fine this must be goodbye for now Barack what a waste goodbye Bud till next time make sure to subscribe to our Channel president Multiverse or I will build a wall around your house as well thanks Donald are you

Threatening people again shut up or I will do as well