Press Start To Laugh – A Fishy Golem | What if Steve Talked in Minecraft? (Parody) – Season 2 Episode 3

Grandpa please don’t go i have to little one if i don’t help him he’ll destroy the world but grandpa he left you on an island listen to me stay safe train hard if i don’t come back you’ll need to be ready because you may very well have to save everyone

Avenge me child that’s a lot to ask a nine-year-old grandpa avenge me tasty ah that warms the soul a bit oh oh stop whining you big baby you’re the one who for some reason insisted you weren’t stringy yeah you guys meet on you i’m defecting barbara if you’re done

Snacking we need some potions to help keep us alive during our flight with hero what do you need for that i don’t need anything you all do that’s what i said no it isn’t okay what do you need to make us those kinds of potions oh some waters models some warts another nibble

No ah you really are such a buzz kill steve can’t take a few nibbles her teeth are pointy why are they so pointy my father was a shark oh wait what anyway water and bottles are easy and i’m sure steve has warts she meant nether warts sure she did wait nether warts

Do we have to go to yes the nether oh i’ve always wanted to go there i heard it’s like a nice spa alternative from who literal demons no just demon adjacent it has me well it most certainly is not don’t listen to him it’s wonderful all hot and steamy and dark and

Depressing and full of death i like all the tortured screaming see it’s impossible not to love sounds fun sure it does well if we’re going back to barbara’s we should probably get some horses because i am not walking the whole way oh bending animals to your will huh that’s

Evil i like it not evil just laziness and apathy with he backed me up here are we sure hiro is actually the evil version perhaps steve here is the evil one and we should just kill him now have we considered that yes indy was convinced up until the first few villages were destroyed

Even then we still kind of thought it was a possibility how did i get teamed up with the dumbest people Are you sure this is the most powerful evil in the universe tell me another one tell me another one okay okay knock knock who’s there flash fish you bless you i don’t get it it’s one of them puns still not getting it that’s okay it’s a complicated joke yeah i’m sure run stop

Playing with that stupid tadpole and test out your new powers oh okay what do you want me to do i don’t know punch the wall or something last time i did that i bit my hand i fixed it didn’t i yeah but now i don’t have any fingers makes it very hard to

Thing i never had fingers what’s it like oh it’s the best scratching picking things i miss it this is the dumbest conversation just do it fine holy hell but i did a thing told you that was pure netherright it’s near indestructible with that kind of power you should be

Able to take down anything or at the very least those pesky walls i’ve always wanted a room with a view great you created the world’s most powerful home decorator we need to run some more tests prepare for a trip out yay sounds like fun i’ve been stuck in a cube for so

Long i kind of forgot what the outside world looks like i’m not sorry for that hey i got a question if it has anything to do with going out with you the answer is no hey i got a second question what why you need o’rana here i mean you’re

Pretty powerful right never do anything yourself when you can have someone else do it for you more like if you can’t do it yourself have someone else do it for you you’re down to 40 it’s cute that you think that’ll stick anyway i’m an incomplete vessel i can’t absorb

Any additional power until i made whole again well then i guess we just gotta make you whole how do we do that i could punch him in the chest hold w-h-o-l-e so is that a yes or remember that no talking rule i made for you

Yes i might it’s now in effect now hold on let’s hear the tin can out i think he might be onto something back up we’re leaving so is that no talking rule apply to me as well doom god i hope so so is that a yes or no

How did i get teamed up with the dumbest people all right are we all ready to go now oh transportation and a snack please do not eat the horse no promises okay we need to be careful to keep a low profile we don’t want to attract hero’s attention he has spies everywhere We’ll try apparently can we eat now i’m hungry we haven’t even left yet and and we just ate yeah we ate dead meat i prefer my food alive it is better that way have you ever eaten anything live now you’re missing out hmm wiggly meat

For the love of all that is holy make it stop are you going to deal with that nope did you know she didn’t know how to ride nope but it is certainly a pleasant surprise paul you four-legged monstrosity oh stop whining you big baby when i get off this thing and i’m done

Vomiting i’m coming for you barbara sorry Oh dang it i was just trying to knock down the interior wall it would have given this place a really nice open floor plan it’s okay you tried your best and that’s all that matters but hey now it’s got a nice view of the ocean true

Hey you ever been swimming yeah i love to swim although it’s really more of a sink but i love my wet strolls this is not how i imagined this going odd this is exactly how i saw this going ron you’re supposed to be destroying things not playing with your pet goldfish and

No swimming you know how easily you rust oh you know you don’t have to be so rude you do catch more flies with honey considering i had to fumigate ron’s chest cavity for flies a few weeks ago i’m aware i’ve had death inside me well that’s the creepiest thing i’ve ever

Heard he does that metaphors are lost on him what’s a metaphor nope i’m not explaining it again sounds like there’s some history there there’s a reason i trapped them in a cube let’s wrap it up here we’ve got more towns to destroy what are we doing anyway now that we

Have the ultimate power and it actually works you’re welcome i’ll be it with some side effects last welcome i think he’s talking about us we need to make me whole again to do so i need to find that stupid body i came from and destroy it unfortunately the dragon seems to have

Lost my other half well excuse me for forgetting where i hit a dead body i have so many i can’t be expected to remember where i put just one especially one so ugly i don’t know whether to be insulted or not you should be you lost steve’s body don’t mention that name

What name steve he really hates when you mention steve stop it or i’ll re-animate you both and kill you again wow what’s wrong with steve he has daddy issues that fool is not my father and you’re one to talk one day you’ll love me no i won’t sounds like someone needs a hug

And this is my home over there is a sacrifice annex seems about right why are there slimes everywhere i love them they taste like spicy marshmallows i’ll just assume that makes sense you should probably apply that logic to this entire trip it’ll make it easier all right barbara’s portal will get us back

To the nether then we’ll just need to find one of my old fortresses and grab some netherwort we might also want to grab a few blaze rods while we’re at it just in case great plan withy how many is a few because last time you told me

To get 50 and i only ended up needing like four yeah that was funny good one withy yeah 10 hours of my life i’m never getting back oh like you were gonna put those to use besides you’re getting multiple hours of your life back because of me oh is that what this is

Because it feels a lot like torture that’s life sounds like fun let’s just get this over with already i’ll go first why don’t i get to go first because i’m already in the portal that’s weird i thought you’d be used to it by now having your entire body

Teleported somewhere else is not fun oh geez please tell the immortal being that’s living inside someone else’s head all about it touche that’s weird yeah you don’t get used to it oh my god this is the nether it’s exactly how i imagined it your imagination is dumb you have no idea i

Mean you read about it in books but it doesn’t prepare you for the the utter majesty yes if only the regular world was like this i know right all right with e which way you have no idea how dumb that question was i could tell you but i defer to barbara

Good call witty you’re so smart uh-huh barbara which way huh sounds good follow her uh are we gonna die down here more than likely oh stop it you’ve been here multiple times steve and have you died no but i did end up with a demon stuck inside my head and driven slowly insane

See only barbara how long is this going to take huh what time is i don’t know great ooh how about we sing some songs while we travel great idea alex okay i swear i have seen that same rock formation like five times now it hurts to say but i think steve’s right

Barbara are we lost most definitely barbara i thought you knew where you were going i think you parts don’t work on an empty stomach no ah it’s okay eventually we’ll find one of my castles one of how many castles do you have well as ruler of the nether

Everything down here is mine i just lend them out sometimes i mean we could ask the pigment pig men bacon man what something wrong with that no no maybe i don’t like the way she said that This town should have a portal i thought all the portals were closed i hid one for myself yes i told you i’m allowed to have my own things so it’s possible the body ended up here if somebody found my hidden portal then sure why not fine run

Run huh pay attention okay yeah sure whatever you say did you give that thing a brain because i think it’s defective now i have an idea that’s never good how about yous destroys this village this time instead of making poor ronnie do it speak english no

Why because you can’t you know i can can’t you know only a lesser steve could make me agree with the sushi 30 stop stop fighting you know i hate it when you fight what are we fighting about you weren’t paying attention were you will i saw a butterfly and

I smooshed it anyway i’ve destroyed dozens of villages how do you think i did it flooding no smell no puppies no tidal waves now slowly destroying their economy by secretly controlling prices on vital goods and services what bigger puppies that’s better i’m sticking with smell

Halt who goes there hi i’m ron inside me i have three little fishies named jeb jeba shut up ron step aside peasant are you the monster known as hero yeah they an evildoer you should know you have met your end i am the sandrion knight of the holy order keeper of

Justice bringer of light due to the wicked scourge of the dead he has a lot of names and i thought flizzy was annoying oh for the love shut up whoa i couldn’t think with him blabbering now let’s go find that stupid body steve’s body shut up

Go go go go stop running maybe we can talk this out oh shut up what the hell why are they attacking us i don’t know they’re usually very passive made them very easy to dominate you know back in the day when i was a young demon with plenty of spawn shut up

What’s your problem i think one of them snotted on me really we’re about to die and that’s your concern it’s really gross okay oh it’s gonna leave a stain you left one of their heads off yeah but that was just cool did it in one swing and everything withy did you

See that it was impressive seriously what happened we were all talking nicely and then suddenly they started taking swings at us i don’t know they were fine except for the one i bit what he smelled tasty you bit one of them great the witch’s stomach is going to be

The death of us somehow i’m not surprised that wasn’t the prophecy and thus her hunger will destroy the world the prophecy has been fulfilled i kind of always thought it would be a metaphor outside i found some netherwart we were running for our lives and you

Found time to stop and pick up nether wart yeah great job barbara at least she’s good for something hey stunning good looks lose the pig fat from between your teeth maybe comb the hair take a bath to wash off the decaying smell and sure why not are you kidding me guys

Guys how are we getting out of here there are roughly 30 angry pigmen one of which is missing part of his back and several miles of potential death between us and the portal i say we just go for it as long as i outrun you i’ll be fine

Thanks glad to know you got my back only if it’s covered in sword hilts hard pass whitney what do you got thanks for showing up we’re gonna die down here he could just use this portal what the hell whitney i thought you said all the other

Portals had been closed they had or at least the ones i knew of shall we go through it and see where we come out i don’t know seems dangerous we need to be careful it could come out anywhere oh it’s either leaping to the unknown

With barbara or get eaten by pigs see ya i guess this is happening ah what is this a cave seems to be there’s gotta be a way out of here somewhere barbara you okay something’s wrong what is it i don’t know well you try and figure that out barbara

Don’t bite anything unless it’s steve over here i think i found an exit okay we’ll be right there you coming barbara no no no no no no here you go i’ll stay here yeah here okay you have fun doing whatever we’ll come back for you steve

I can feel it what the hell is wrong with you two we just escaped certain death aren’t you a little bit happy you know what let’s just get out of this cave and away from the hoard of pigs and you can figure this all out up here oh thank gol huh

We’re in a village steve how weird steve hey where is everyone steve what are you looking at oh stephen long time no see hi i’m ron inside me i am shut up oh dang it i was dang it you do catch me he smelled tasty

Oh my god you better not have ruined it i didn’t that was so good that was so good